THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO, PA. BECT HOT 8ays glass of hot water with phosphate before breakfast washes out poisons. If you wake up with a baj taut", bail breath nnd tongue Is coated; it your bead Is dull or ach'ng; if what you eat sours and forms gan and acid iu atom ach, or you cro bilious, constipated, nervous, sallow and can't gut feeling Just right, begin drinking phosphatod hot water. Drink before breakfast, a glass of real hot water witti a tea spoonful of limestone phosphate in it. This will flush the poisons and toxins from stomach, liver, kidneys and bow els and cleanse, sweeten and purify tho entire alimentary tract Do your iiiBldo bathing immediately upon aris ing In the morning to wash out of the system all the previous day's poison ous waste, gases and sour bile before putting more food into tho stomach. To feel like young folks feel; like you felt before your blood, nerves and muscles became loaded with body im purities, get from your druggist or storekeeper a quarter pound of limo stone phosphate which 13 inexpensive and almost tasteless, except for a sourish tinge which is not unpleasant. Just as soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and frcshunlng, so hot water and limo stono phosphate act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowols. "Men and women who are usually constipated, bilious, headachy or have any Btomach disorder should begin this inside bath ing before breaUfast. They are as sured they will become real cranks on the subject shortly. Adv. Just a Suggestion. "I'm still waiting lor you to pay me that $3 you owe me, Eobson." "Oh. don't let th.it worry you." "That's what I'm trins to do, but I wou d feel grea:ly encouraged If you would let It worry you oc casionally." QUIT MEAT IF KIDNEYS BOTHER AND USE SALTS Take a Glass of Sails Before Break fast If Your Back Is Hurting or Bladder Is Irritated. If you must fcave your meat every Cay, eat it, but (lush your kidneys w'ith salts occasionally, says a noted author ity who tells us that meat forms uric acid which almost paralyzes the kid neys in their efforts to exi'ol it from the blood. They become slucgish and weaken, then you surfer with a dull misery In the kidney region, sharp pains In the back or sick headache, dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue Is coated and when the weather Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the channels often got eoro and Irritated, obliging you to seek relief two or three times during the night To neutralize these irritating acids, to cleanse the kidneys and flush o.T the body's urinous waste get tour ounces of Jad Salts from any pnar macy here; take a table-spoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acids of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with llthia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize the acids In urine, so It no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is Inexpensive; cannot in jure, and makes a delightful efferves cent lithia-wattr drink. Adv. How He Enjoyed It. "How do you enjoy jour motor cycle?" 'Fine' All 1 need Is a coat of tar and feathers to feel like a bird." it, P APT LiVER: BOILS Ma sick headache, biliousness, bad tasta or constipation by morning. Cet a lO cent box. Are you keeping your bowels, liver, and stomach clean, pure and fre3h with Casrarets, or merely forcing a passageway every few days witb Balls. Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or Purgative Waters? Stop having a bowel wash day. Let Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg ulate the stomach, remove the sour and fermenting food and foul gases, take the excess bllo from the liver and carry out of the system all tbe constipated wast matter and poisons In the bowels. A. Cascare to night will make ycu feci great ly morning. They work while you sleep never gripe, sicken or cause any inconvenience, and cost only ID cents a box from your store. Millions of men find women take a Casearet now and then and never have Headache. UillouHiiess, Coated Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or Constipation. Adv. Unkind. . "A penny for your thoughts." "Could you pay caali If I accepted your oiler?" TT Murine lifter In CnM. Cuitlntr Winils ami Dust. It Iletora Refreshes and promote Kye Ilcidtn Good for all F.ves that Need Cart. HurlnB Eyii Ftemerly Oo., Chlcaco, Sands Eye Hook on request. Band Is a very useful thing ot. the ' ich, but it's the dickens iu yr.ur eye. To keep clean and healthy take Dr. Pierce' I'leasint Pellet. Tiicy regulate hvur, bowels aud stomach. Adv. If fortuno'a wheel doesn't turn tc suit yon. pet your shoulder to it and I jive it another whirl. I imuufUiuu feOPGE RANDOLPH QOIL and LILLIAN CHESTER Tt. copyn:or UlU5TRATfD 6rCMWL CHAPTER XX Continued. 15 Homoward again in tbe starlit night, still In that whirl of exultation. It was omehat callller now, and Allison bundled her Into the machine with , rough tenderness. She felt tho thrill of him as he sat beside her, and the firm strength with which he controlled j the swiftly speeding runabout, was' part her strength. They were kindred spirits, these two, soaring above the affairs of earth In the serene compla cency of those who make trifles of vastness Itself. They did not talk much, for they had not much to taU Interstate commerce law, between about. The details of a scheme so A.-P. and tbo cereal trust, the metal comprehensive a3 Allison's were not trust, the fuel trust, the cloth trust, things to be explained, they wero ' and all the other Iniquitous comblna things to bo seen In a vision. Once tlens in restraint of everything! Wow! she asked him about the bringing of Zowlo! That was the hot one! The the foreign railroads Into the combina- j a.-P. was the main stem, and within Hon, and be told her that this would thirteen seconds of the appearance on only be accomplished by a political up-1 the streets of the tremendous extra, heaval. which would take place next , evcry other fragile branchlet of a rail month, and would probably Involve the roa(i not um(,r tlie immediate protec whole of Europe. It was another de- ton 0; the A.-P, was reduced to a tall; and It seJtned quite natural She ; Bi,rivel. and Its stocks begun to drop was so Interested that he told her all i wiln tll8 BitkCnlng plungo of an un about bis foreign vialtors. opened parachute! In the park. Allison stopped at the Gal, gargBnt kept Nanette on ,he climbed on that snowy night, and they Btood there, with the stars above, the trees below and the twinkling lights stretching out to the horizon, all alone above the. world of civilization. He low sounded the clung of street cars, and far off to the left, high In the air there gleamed the lights of a curving L traiu. Thut 'as a part of All:son s world which he had Ion? since con quered a art which be already held In the hollow of his hand; and the fact that every moving thing which clung Upon a track in all tills vast nnnn- rama was under his dominion. Bt.rved only to illustrate ond make plain the marvel of the accomplishment which was now under way. Heyond that d'm hcrizun lay another and still another, and In them all, wherever things moved or wero transported, the lift of Allison's finger was to start and stop the wheels, to the uttermost confines of the earth! Oh, it was wonderful; wonderful! And she was part of it! It was there that he proposed to her. It did not surprise her. She hail known It when they had entered the park, and that this was the place. He told her that all this empire was being buildcd to lay at her foet, that the was the empress of It and he the emperor, but that their Joy was to be not in the sway, not In the scepter and crown, but In the doing, and In the having clone, and in the conceiving and having conceived. Was this a cold painting of pomp and glory and advantage and reward? He add ;d to it the fire of a lover, and to that tlie force and mastery and compulsion of his dynamic power. She felt again the potent thrill of him, and the might and sweep and drive of him. and Kith the hot. tumbling words of love in her ears, and her senses a-reel, and her mind in its whirling exulta tion, she felt between them a sympa thy and a union winch it was not In human strength to deny! Something held her back, something made her withhold the word of promise, on the plea that she must have more tune to think, to consider, to straighten out the tangle of her mind; but she suf fered bun to sweep her In his arms, and rain hot kisses upon her face, and to tell ho-, over and over aud over ond over, thut she belonged to him, for ever and forever! CHAPTER XXI. Allison's Private and Particular Devil. The free and entirely uncurbed en Joyed an unusual treat. It bad a sen sation which did not need to be sup ported by a hectic Imagination or a lurid vocabulary. Vedder court bad been condemned for the use of the Municipal Transportation company! A new eight-track, double-deck tuba was to be constructed through Crescent island to the mainland! Crand climax! Through this tube find Into Vedder court, at the plat forms of the surface and L, and sub way cars, were to come the passenger trains of the new Atlantic-Pacific rail road, a line three hundred miles short er than any now stretching between Broadway and the Golden Gate! Any reader of the dally press, of whom there are several, knows precisely what the free and entirely uncurbed did with this bit of simon-pure Inior motion. The glittering details b?;jap on the first page, turned on the sec ond, continued on the fourth. Jumned ove 'o the seventh, and fin'shed back TURN THE CHILDREN LOOSE Best Way to Develop the Muscles Eoth of Boys and Girls, Accord ing to Specialist. Turn them loose that is the best way to develop the muscles of boys and girls. Turn them loose and let them live wild climb trees. Jump fences, chase squirrels, play with ihe dogs, dig In the garden, pick (lowers, bop. st. I p and Jump, and do all sons of things that a natural human animal wents to do. Tbe trouble Is. our buys and girls are tamed too much We are all born wild and In the civilizing process bave to be tamed mute or less. Most of us. however, get tamed too much We become so tame that we are spoiled Lnp't be afraid of the children get ting dirty. Uresn them for (I Girls should be put Into trousers like a boy Instead of sklrtB. Trousers would be much more modest than the ordinary dress of gtrls three years of age Their skirts generally hardly reich down to their knees and their legs are iarv; o; If ot bare, they are clad Ml. among the real estate ads. It began early In tbe morning and It continued until lute at night, fresh details piling upon each other In mad profusion, i their Importance limited only by tho restrictions of type! Extra! The trick by which the A.-P. ran through the mouniuins over the Inland 1'aclflc track! Extra, extra! The compulsion by which the Midcontineut was brought to complete the big gip In tbe new A.-P. system! Tremendous extra! The contracts of freightage, subject strictly to the rush for extras from the first yell on tho streets, and she read every word. Including the underlines on the miscel laneous portraits of Allison and the funny pi-lines which Invariably oc curred in the middle of tho most Inter esting sentences. It was true, all true! Here was the first step In Allison's tremendous proj ect an accomplished fact. The real of It would be gradually revealed, from day to day, lis suited his needs, and the empire be had planned would spread, until Its circle touched, and over,anlf d-and broke Into an Intricate webbing, over all the land and water of the earth! And she was to be the empress! Was she? Through all the night she had battled that question, and the bat tie had left traces of darkness around her luminous eyes. Late In tbe afternoon Jim Sargent came home, drawn, fagged, and with hollows under his eyes. He had a vio lent headache, and be looked ten years older. He walked slowly Into the li brary where Mrs. Sargent and Vrs. Davles and Gall were discussing the future of Vedder court, and dropped Into a chair. Grace Sargent rang a bell Instantly. When Jim felt that way, he needed a hot drink first of all. "What Is the matter?" she nsked hhn. the creases of worry flashing into her brow. "It's been a hard day," he explained forciug himself, with an effort, to an swer. Years of persistent experience had taught him to follow the line of least resistance. "There has been a panic on 'change. Railroads are going to smash all up and down the line. Al lison's new A.-P. road. It's the star piracy of the century. Allison has brought into tho railroad game the same rough shod methods he used In his traction manipulations." "Has yourcompany been hurt. Jim?" asked his wife, fully prepared tor the worst, and making up her mind to bear up bravely under It. "Not yet," replied Sargent, and he passed his band over bis brow. He waB already making a tremendous ef fort to brace himself for tomorrow's ordeal. "I escaped today by an accl dent. By somo mistake the Towando Valley was mentioned as belonging to the new A.-P. combination. Of course I didn't correct It, but tomorrow they'll know." "Mr. Allison was responsible for tha statement," Gall serenely informed her uncle. "He promised he'd take care of you." "Great guns!" exploded her uncle "What did you know about this thing?" "All of It." smiled Gall. She had known that Allison would keep tils word, but It gave bcr a Btrange seuse of relief that he had done so. Her Aunt Helen turned to her with a commanding eye; but Gail merely dimpled. "Of course I couldn't say anything." went on Gall. "It was all In confi dence. Isn't It glorious Uncle Jim!" "You wouldn't have thought so If you'd been down town today." respond ed her uncle, trying again to erase from his brow the damage which ha" been done to his nerves. "They wanted to mob Allison! He has cut the ground from under the entire railroad business of the United States! Their stocks have deflated an oggregate of billionp of dollars, and the slump Is In such a way that they are certainly not anrthlng like as modestly rlothprf as they would be If they had on panta loons like the boys little roustabout clothes and Just turned loose to play In the dirt, to make mud pies, to get down and wallow In the earth. There Is no danger In this. The foil is clean dirt, bo to speak; there Is nothing pernicious In It. Or. J. 11 Kellogg, in Good Health. The Chauffeur a Robber. No woman would have eared to take on the job of the earliest rhaiilteura For 'ong before the arrival of the motry car the chauffeur existed The name was applied to bands of robbers practicing In the border lands be tween France and Germany at the clone of the eighteenth century They earned the name land lived up to Irt by a habit of scorching their victims feet to expedite the revelation of the hiding place of his money. Humor had It that the bands were encour aged by the exiled royalists nf France, and at any rate, their externilniiiiuii was one of Napoleon s first tasks when he became first consul. permanent! He has bankrupted a host of men, rilled the pockets of a million poor investors; he has demoralized the entire transportation commerce of the United States; and ho gave uo one tho show of a rat In a trap!" "Isn't that business?" asked Gall the red spots beginning to come Into her cheeks. "Not quite!" snapped her Uncle Jim. "Fiction has made that the universal idea, but there are decent men In busi ness. The majority of them are, evon in railroading. Most roads are organ ized and conducted for tbe sole pur pose of carrying freight and passen gers ut a profit for the stockholders, and spectacular stock Jobbing deals are the' exception rather than the rule." "Has Mr. Allison been more unfair thnn others who have made big con solidations?" demanded Gall, again aware of the severely inquiring eye of Aunt Helen. "Rotten!" replied her uncle, with an emphasis In which there was much of persoral feeling. "He has taken tricky advantage of every unprotected loop hole. He won from tbe Inland Paclilc, at the mere cost of trackage, a pas sage whlth tho Inland built through the mountains by brilliant engineering and at an almost countless cost." "Isn't that accounted clever?" asked Gail. "So Is the work of a confidence man or a wire-tapper!" was the retort "But they are sent to Jail Just the same. Tbe Inland created something. It built, with brains and money and force, and sincere commercial enterprise, a lino which won it a well-earned supremacy of tho Pacific trade. It was entitled to keep it; yet Allison, by making with It a tricky contract for the restricted use of the key to Its supremacy, uses that very device to destroy It. Ho has bankrupted, or will have done so, a two thousand mile railroad system, which Is of tremendous commercial value to the country, In order to use a hundred miles of Its track and remove If from competition! Allison has cre ated nothing. He has only seized, by stealth, what others have created. He Is not even a commercial highwayman. He Is a commercial pickpocket!" Gnil had paled by now. "Tell me one thing," she demanded. "Wouldn't any of the railroad men bave employed this trick If they had been shrewd enough to think of It?" "A lot of them," was the admission, after an awkward pause. "Docs that make It morally and ethically cor rect?" "You may be prejudiced, Jim," Inter polated Aunt Helen, moving closer to When Jim Felt That Way He Needed a Hot Drink. Gail. "If they are all playing the game that way, I don't see why Mr. Allison shouldn't receive applause for clever Play." "You bet I'm prejudiced!" snarled Sargent, overcoming his weariness and pacing up and down the library floor. "He came near playing my road the same trick he did the Inland Pacilic He secured control of the L. & C be cause It his a twenty-year contract for passage over fifty miles of our track. He'd throw the rest of our line away like a peanut hull, If he had not promised Gail to protect me. I m an object of charity!" "Oh!" It was a scarcely audible cry of pain. Aunt Helen moved closer, end patted her hand. Gall did not notice the action. "Why did be make you that promise, Gall?" demanded her uncle, turning rn her suddenly, with a physical motion so much like her father's that she was startled. "He wants me to marry him," fal tered Gall. Aunt Grace sat down by- the other side of Gail. "Have you accepted him, dear?" she asked. . There was a lump In Gail's throat Sh could not answer! FREIGHT CARS UNDER WATER Novel Idea That Is Declared to Have Been Given Serious Considera tion Recently. The success of tbe submarine In the great war of Europe has suggested to Imaginative minds wonderful possl billtles In the use of the submarit.e In the business world It is now pro posed to have submarine freight trains, wblcb may bo operated ai small expense, and witb less danger from storms at sea. To Simon Lake, the well-known sub mnrine Inventor, belongs this newest train Idea. It takes the form of two or more submersible cars, cigar shaped watertight, fitted with buoy ancy tanks inside and wheels on tbe bottom, and they go bobbing through tbe wator like corks, to rest on the bottom or lie on the surrace at will They bave no propelling machine, nor iiuoriers for crews, and are towed be hind a self propelling submarine, which operate ijtn by means of elec tric, air tube connections Should the weather be hue. air "She'll never marry him with my corsent!" stormed her Uncle Jim "Nor with Mlles'l The fellow's an un scrupulous scoundrel! He's made of cruelty trom bis toes to his hair! He stops at nothing! He even robbed Market Square church of alx million dollars!" Gall's bead suddenly went up In startled Inquiry. She wanted still to defend Allison; but she dreaded what was to come. "We wouldn't sell h!ra Vedder court at bis price; to be took It from us at six million less than he originally of fered. He did that by a trick, too." All three women looUed up at him In breathless interest "He bad the city condemn Vedder court," went on Sargent. "If be bad condemned It outright for the Munici pal Transportation company, be wouid have bad to pay us about the amount of his original offer; but his own pri vate and particular devil put' the Idea Into bis bead that the Vedder court tenements should be torn down any how, for tin good of the public! So be bad tbe buildings condemned first destroying six million dollars' wortli of value; then ho had the ground con demned! Tim Cormau probably got about a million dollars for that hu manitarian Job!'1 A wild lit ot sobbing startled them alL CHAPTER XXII. Love. Allison swept Gail into bis arms. and rained hot kisses upon her, crush ing her closely to him. She offered no resistance, and the very fact that she held so supinely iu his arms, made AlllBon release her sooner than he might otherwlso have done. She- had known that this experience must come, that no look or gesture or word of hers could ward It off. "You must never do that again," she told him, stepping back from him, and regaining her breath with an effort. She had lingered In the front parlors to receive him before her Uncle Jim should know that ho was in the house, and sho had led him straight into tho little tete-a-tete reception room. She meant to free herself quickly. Why not?" he laughed, and ad vanced toward her, taking her attitude lightly, ascribing bcr action to a girl ish whim, confident in his power over her. He meant to dispose of her coy ness by taking her in bis arms again. She belonged to bim. 'Mr. Allison." The tono was cold enough, and deadly in earnest enough to arrest bim. "What's the matter, Gall?" he pro tested, ready to humor her, to listen to what she had to say, to smooth mat ters out. "You have no right," she told him. "Yes I have," he Joviully assured her. "I hope I don't have to wait until after marriage for a kiss. If that's the case I'll take you out and marry you right now." There was an Infection (n his laugh, contagion In the assumption that all was right between them, and that any difference was one which could be straightened out with Jolly patience, and Gall, though . her determination would not have changed, might have softened toward him, had she not seen In his face a look which paled her lips. Ever since last night he had antici pated her, had rejoiced In his posses sion of her. had dreamed on the time when, he should take her for his own; and his eyes were cloudy with bis thoughts of her. "Let us have a clear understanding, Mr. Allison." She was quite erect, and looking him directly in the eyes. Her own were deep and troubled, and the dark trace which had been about them In the morning had deepened. "I told you last night that 1 should need time in which to decide; 1 bave decided. I shall not marry you." He returned her gaze for a moment, and his brow clouded. "You've changed since last night." he charged her. "Possibly," she admitted. "It Is more likely, however, that I have merely crystallized. I prefer not to discuss It." She saw on bis face the growing Instinct to humiliate her. "You must discuss It," he Insisted. "Last night when 1 took you in my arms you made no objection. I was Justified In doing It again tonight. You're not a fool, ou knew from the first that I wanted you, and you en couraged me. Now. I'm entitled to know what has made the change." The telltale red spots began to ap pear In her cheeks. "You." she told him. "Last night, your schemo of world empire seemed a wonderful thing to me. but since then I've discovered It cannot be built without dishonesty and cruelty; and you've used both." His brow cleared. . He laughed heartily. "You've been reading the papers There isn't a man in the financial field who wouldn't do everything I've done; and be proud of It. 1 can make you see this In the right light. Gall." "It's a proof of your moral callous ness that you think so," she Informed him. "Can you make me see It In the rieht llcht that vou even used me. of pumps on tho forward boat connect ing by air hose to tbe water ballast tanks of the trailerj, regulate whether they shall float a few root below the surface or upon the top Should an enemy be sighted, or storm come up. the air pressure is released the bal last tanks filled witb water and the cars quickly sunk out of sight, where ail is serene. It Is said that some such device as this Is now In opera tion with the submarines of Europe, enabling tbera to go long distances witb submarine trailers that contain compartments for fuel. oil. fresh wa ter, food supplies and ammunition "Wonders of Today." In National Magazine. A Fellow Feeling. "I observe that the Austrian govern ment Is offering a reward for the head of Gabriels d'Annunzlo. tbe Italian poet." commented Tennyson J Daft "I know how the poor fellow tnuM feel I once wrote an obituary poem. In which I referred to the dereaned s last resting place and the typps mud it rousting place.' "Kansas City Star. whom you pretended to think saeiedly enough to marry, to help you In your most despicable trick of all?" "Look here," he protested. "That would be impossible! You're misin formed." "I wish I were," she returned. "Un fortunately, It Is a matter of direct knowledge. You caused Vedder court to be torn down because I thought It should be wiped out of existence, and In the process you cheated Market Square church out of six million dol lars!" He could not bave been more shocked if she had struck him. "I knew you did not understand," he kindly reproved her. "I didn't want those old buildings. They couldn't have sold tbem for the wreckage price. When you suggested that they should be torn down, I saw it. Tbey were a public menace, and the public was right with the movement. The con demnation price will cover all they could get from the property from any source. You see, you don't understand The Hand With Which She Warded Him Off Was Effective Now. business," and his tone was forgiving. "I'd have been foolish to pay six mil lion dollars for something I couldu't U3e. You know, Gall, when the build ing commlsB'oners came to look over thoso buildings, they were shocked! Some of them wouldn't have stood up another year. It was only the political influence of Clark and Chisholm end a few of the other bis guns of tbe con gregation, which kept them from being condemned long ago. You shouldn't Interfere In business. It always creates trouble between man and wife." and he advanced to put bis arm around her. and soothe her. Tho band with which she warded him off was effective this time. She stared at him In wonder. It seemed Inconceivable that the moral sense of any Intelligent man should be so blunted. "There's another reason," she told him, despairing of making him realize that be hud done anything out of tbe way. "I do not love you. I could not." For Just a moment h'o was checked; then his Jaws set. "That Is something you must learn. You have young notions of love, gleaned from poetry and fiction. You conceive It to be an Ideal stage of ex istence, a mysterious something al most too delicate for perception by the human senses. I will teach you love, Gail! Look," and be stretched up his firm arm. as If in bis grip he already held the reins of the mighty empire he was hewing out for ber. "Love is a thing of strength, of power, of desire which shakes, and burns, and con sumes with fever! Do you suppose that, with such love driving mo on, any objection which you may make will stop me? No! I set out to at tain you as the summit. of my desire, the only thing In this world I want, and will bave!" Again that great fear of bim pos sessed Gall. S.ie feared many things. She feared that, in spite of her deter minatlon, he would still have ber, and in that possibility alone lay the other fears so gruesome that she did -not dare see them clearly! She knew that she must retain absolute control of herself. "I shall not discuss the matter any further," she quietly said, and walking straight towards the door, passed by him quite within the reach of his arm without either looking at him or away from him. Something within bis own strength respected hers, In spite or him. "I bave said all that I have to say." "So have 1," he replied, eomlng closer to her as she stood In the. door way, and he gazed dowu at ber with eyes In which there was insolent de termination, and cruelty. "1 have said that I mean to have you, and I will." Without a word, she went into the hall. He followed her, and took bis hat (TO BK CON'-'WD Number of Dark Star. It Is reasonable to assume that the number of stars In space having a temperature so low that their rudla (ions do not affect our eves or photo graphic plates Is extremely large. That these Invisible stars are far more numerous than the lurrfnnus stars is suggested by Mr. F. A. Llndeinnnn, who attempts. In the M-mthly Notices, a rough calculation of their relative number, based ou tbe assumption that new stars innvioi arc due to col llslons. He concludes that there are about 4.000 times as many dark start as bright ones. "Freshness" Rebuked. Mr. Alien Aynesworth, who Is win ning fresh laurels In the revival or "Ready Money," has a pretty wit It is said thut Mr. Aynesworth met. at the rehearsal or a new piece, a youth who was giving himself many airs oo the strength or his Hthi engagement in Uindnn "These rehearsals are a neoKtly rag." the young man wa good enough to observe, "but thank goof uess I know niv words" - "Uulh of tbuuiT' asked AynusuwirUi. FRUIT LAXATIVE FORJi CHILO "California Syrup of Figs" can't harm tender stomach, liver and bowels. Every mother realizes, after giving ber children "California Syrup of Figs" that this is their ideal laxative, because they love its pleasant taste and it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowela with out griping. When cross, irritable, feverish, or breath is bad, stomach sour, look at the tongue, mother! If coated, give a teaspoonful of tbla harmless "fruit laxative," and in a few boura all tbe foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out ot the bow ols, and you have a well, playrul child again. When its little system la full of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, indigestion, colic reraem bor, a good "inside cleaning" should always be the first treatment given. Millions of mothers keep "California Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a teaspoonful today saves a sick child tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 60 cent bottle of 'California Syrup ef Figs," which has directions for babies, children of all ages and grown-ups printed on the bottle. Adr. Somehow an engaged couple asually thinks that ail the insane people are In asylums. PREPAREDNESS I To Fortify Tho System Against Orla when Grip U prevalent LAXATIVB BROMO OUlNtNB ihould ba likui. Uilxmabiauk of Ouiuine with oihar Injrsdionls. deatran (ernia. acta aa a Tonio and Luaiiva and that taepa tha trutem In condition to withataod Cod. Grip and Influenza. There ri cm! om "IIKOVtO OUI.NINB. ' B. W. OKOVB'S atf naiiue, oo box. io. His Price. Mrs. B. Did your gown cost much? Mrs. W. Only one good cry. OLD PRESCRIPTION FORM KIDNEYS A medicinal preparation liko Dr. Kil mer" Swamp-Root, that hs real curtis value nlmoKt sells iUelf. Like an enda chain syetem the remedy is rooommmdre) by those who have been benefited to tho" who are in need of it. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root ia a phyai rinn'a prescription. It hna been teated for yenrs and has brought rcaulta to count less numbers who bave suffered. The ueecj of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Hoot is due to the fnct that it fulilli almost ev ery wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder diseases, corrcU uiiunry trouble and neutralizes the uric acid which caux-a rLeumntinm. , Do not mfTor. Cet a bottle of Swums Root from any druggist now. Start treat ment today. However, if you wish first to tent this great preparation send ten eente to Dr. Kilmer Sl Co., Itinghamton, N. Y., for a ample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper. Adv. No Pcmp In Switzerland. How muny Englishmen or, for that matter, how many SwIhs living In K"g land could. glv6 offhand the name of the president of th6 Swiss confedera tion? In accordance with the Swiss constitution, the head nf the state, or the prexidunt ot the federal council, as be in officially called, only holds of fice for a year, and In elected every December. The federal assembly ras Just elected Its prexldent for next year. He Is M. Comille Dccoppet, who re ceive! 1S5 votes out of 1S8. Owing to the curiouH International position of Switzerland and Its rela tions with th beliTgerent powers, the potdtlon might be supposed to be one ot considerable Importance, hut even the Swiss people are apathetic as to who shall occupy It. and they glvo to their chief no stuto honors whatever. Ho is acces8ibl4 to almost anybody, au'l a rirlllHh minister at Rome has told how, when be went to visit the president once, the door was opened by his wife, who was busy cooking, while the president was sitting at Ilia desk Iu hid wlilrt slaves. Switzer land is a true republic, according to tho old and classic Ideal the only ono. Manchester Guardian. Seemed Longer. "How long has Colouol Iiluegrass been iu the city?" "Oh. about a weok." "Why, he talked to me as If he had been bere at least six months." "You forget. This town la 'dry. " The nftener a man (nils the more he Is addicted to the ndvlce-gitiug habit FOOD FACTS What an M. D. Learned. A prominent physician down in Jeorgla went through a food experi ence which he makes puhllo: "It was my own experience that first led mo to advocate Grape-Nuts food; and I also know from having pre scribed It to convalescents and other weak patients that this food is a won derful rebullder and restorer of nerve and bralu tissue, as well aa muscle. It improves the digestion and patlonts gain, just as I did in strength and weight, very rapidly. "I was in such a low state that I had to give up my work entlroly and go to tho mountains, but two months there did not Improve me; in fact I was not quite aa "well as when I left home. My food did not sustain me and tt became plain that I must change. "I began to use Grape-Nuts and In two weeks I could walk a mile, and In five weeks returned to my home and practice. taking up hard work again. Since that time J have felt as well and strong as I ever did In my life. "Aa physician who seeks to help all sufferers I consider it a duty to make these facts public" Trial 10 days on GrapevNuts when the regular food does not seem to sus tain tbo body will work wonders. "Thore's a Reason." Name given by Postum Co., nettle Creek, Mich. Rrer renrl Ilia nhnv IMtri-r A nt-w anr nnprnr frm tlmr In (line Thry arc icrniilae, true, and fall of h u ruaa-Uirrcat.
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