THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. !' Up and Downt. This life U composed of ups and jowns; I might give myself as an example. Of course, 1 prefer to win, but If not I won't be dissatisfied. I have had my share of successes and Reverses; successes I have endeav ored to meet without elation, reverses without depression, and whenever I ;have fallen it has been my motto, !nnd I think It has been a good one, to itry again the following day. Sir Wil- id Laurler. Blackness of the Crow. It was satisfactorily established by th old writers that the crows got 'their blackness In punishment for their i . .. - i ' ...m wins. IT. seems IU imvo uccil a mum punishment, for there is no living thine that shows In its demeanor less jovldence of a repentant spirit. In stead of being ashamed or their Dlaclc hpb. crows, as an Indian writer has said, "swagger In It, and pretend that they chose that exact shade tor them selves." Technical Error. The small girl had lately been In troduced to grammar, and had ar rived at that degree of knowledge In which the critical spirit awakes. Con sequently she aroused the echoes the other day with, "And for bonny An nie Laurie I'd" a long pause "lie me down and die." Gazette. Salesmen Wanted We can nee ervenl hurtling aienti to wit our tine ot Standard Nuraery Stock. Liberal prop tmiiion. tush weekly payment. Complete out fit fiee. Write immediately (or our Big Offer. . W. T. HOOD & CO. OLD DOMINION NURSERIES DEPT. B. ' RICHMOND, VA. PATENTS Wxina E. rolrmiB, l'atenl 1-awye-r.W mIiiukIiiii, !.-.'. Advtteanrt tmoki In. Rata rraaoaaMe. II Igheal referamxe. imt wriwa. fep? If you want a fit m Certain-teed Wall Board Tests made on six high grade Wull Boards show that Certain-fetd is the strong est and that it resists dampness and water better than any oilier Wall Board. It enn be used in houe. office, fnctorie. etc. rernmneiit nntt lemonmry iKxitlm run te quickly nm1 inexpensively built with Certain; trj Wail Board. It can be applied by any caiuful workman who follows directions. Our (VrfnTtytefd roofings arc known and nave made food all over the world. For $aU by dealer everywhere, at reasonable price General Roofing Mfg. Company World1 laront mtiffor1nrrr )fBooflitg ami UttUdimo itper HrvYarkCity B IM Ctow rittlk.rtl PkiiMkJpki. AlUita Clmlae Drift St L..W Ciariaa.ti KaetuCilv MiaMipeln Saa r'rtarJsce SttU LM.a Haadmrf Sreacv Really Only Needed One. nocruitlng Sorgeant I can't enlist you, my good man; you have only one eye. Patriotic Scotsman Hoots! that dlnna matter. Ye'vo tae shut ae e'e whin yer shootin' onywey." SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR Look Years Younger! Try Grandma's Recipe of Sage and Sulphur and Nobody Will Know. Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make It at home, which la mussy and troublesome. Nowadays we simply ask at any drug store for "Wycth's Sage and Sul phur Hair Remedy." You will get a large bottle for about CO cents. Every body usea tills old, famous recipe, be cause no one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morn lug the gray hair disappears, and after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years younger. Adv. It Is stated that no city in the world produces newspapers In such a variety of languages ns Now York. Carolina Corn Country TheGulfStreamLandofMild Winters Thousands of Acres Rich, Black, Sandy Loam. Eastern state level Coast Lands or rolling Up-lands of Middle State. New virgin farms or lands already under tillage. Corn, Cotton, Tobacco, Peanuts, Trucking, Hay and Live Stock Ample monthly rainfall. Sunshine every day in the year. Twelve hours from New York. Low priced lands. Special excursion rates twice a month. 1 Write for free colored maps and descriptive booklet Address R. E. RICE, General Industrial Agent, Dept. 6 NORFOLK SOUTHERN RAILROAD NORFOLK. VIRGINIA 1 fZZs "Why Docs Papa Walk The Floor?" 1 ' :-.'lT At night T Baby Is reitlfM and will not ileep. Too many father end 0 . l mothert have ileeplcae right became of baby's little Dervcf. tie tnuat if fyS'i-v be aoothed five your boy or girl baby a doae of , focXS&Xi DR- FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP if Il'aV.Ll ne treateit infant remedy In the world. Treventa Cholera Infantum, FiViJr 7 F" anrea Comtlnition and all bowel trouble. j cent, at all druggula, ;S. J I T.i.l hnttl. .( m mention lhi mnrr cure l-onstination aim l.ial bottle frr if vim mrntion thit mnr llale only by JUKi. 18 EPILEPSY CONQUERED? r New Jersey Physician Said to Hav Many Cure to His Credit. Red Bank, N. J. (Special) Advices from every direction fully confirm pre vious reports that the remarkable treatment for epilepsy being adminis tered by the consulting physician of the Kline Laboratories, of this city, is achieving wonderful results. Old and stubborn cases tiave been greatly bene fited and many patients claim to nave been entirely enred. Persons 'Suffering from epilepsy should write at once to Kline Labora tories, Branch 48, Red Bank, N. J., for a iiupply of the remedy, which Is be ing distributed gratuitously. Adv. . He Was Neutral. An Irishman went Into a well known Boston restaurant a short time ago to set his lunch. Among other thirgs, he ordered some cold meat; and the waiter when ho served the meal Inquired: "Will you have the French of Ger man muntard, sir?' "Neither," was the Irishman's prompt reply.' "I'm neutral. Bring me horseradish!" Accounting for What He Saw. Yeast I see a dispatch from Biddl ford, Me., says a man went Into his garden today and found a number of pansles In full mloom and of as bril liant coloring as In summer. Crimsonbeak And yet Maine Is sup posed to be a dry state. His Status. "Is your neighbor on the right an eclectic, Mr. Jinks?" "No; he's a Smith." Their Value. "What Is the chief use ot diplo matic posts?" "1 guess for International hitches." wall board that will give you tne dcs i service ai tna lowest coat one that keeps the rooms warmer in winter and cooler in summer ask your dealer, about At ench of our l)i J mills we make the fol lowing products: Asphalt Roofinv Slate Sarf aced 5hinIe Atph.lt F.lta DMd.ning Fall Tarred F.lta Buildin P.pra Inml.tinf P.p. r. W.U Board. Plastic Roofinv Cm. at Aiph.lt Camant Roof Coating M.Ul Paint. Out -door Palnta Shingle Slain. R.fin.d Coal Tar Tar Co.tinf Buying a Bed. "I want to git a bed an' a mat tress," said Farmer Wayback, enter ing a Newark furniture store. "Yes, sir," replied the furniture dealer; "a spring bed and spring mat tress, I suppose?' "No; I want thnt kind that kin be used all the year round." DISTRESSING PIMPLES Removed by Cutlcura Soap and Oint ment Trial Free. Smear them with the Ointment. Wash off in Ave minutes with Cutl cura Soap and hot water and continue bathing for some minutes. Repeat on rising and retiring. These fragrant supercreamy emollients do much for the skin, and do It quickly. Sample each free by mall with Book.-Add.- sb postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY. Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Pleasant Relief. "Don't you love to wander out In the country where the little lamb kins piny?" "And the graphophones don't. You bet." fi.itir niii:i a noon toxic And Drlvee Mnlnrln out of the Syatent. "Your lliibrk' acts like maKtc; I have Riven It to numerous people In my par ish who were mifTerlnK with chills, ma larla and fpver. I recommend it tothnae who are aufferers unit In need of a good tonic." Rev. H. Biytnanownkl, St. Stephen's Church, Terth Amhoy, N. J. loilxlr lliihrk dO conts, all druirsrlsts or bv l'v reels Post prepaid from Klociew akl & Co., Washington, D. C. The pessimist may believe in heav en, but he Is apt to have his suspicions that It Is paved with gold bricks. V. 1 AHK.NfcY ft bUH, UaOUiTowN. U WASHINGTON - 4 God wills no man a slave. The man most meek, Who saw him (ace to face on Horob's peak, Had slain a tyrant (or a bondman's wrong, And met his Lord with sinless soul and strong, Hut when, years after, overfraught with care, Ills feet once t(pd doubt's pathway to despair. For that one treason lapse, the guiding hand That led so far now barred the promised land. God makes no man a slave, no doubter free; Abiding faith alone wins liberty. No angel led our Chieftain's steps aright; No pilot cloud by day, no flame by night; No plagiie nor portent spake to foe or friend; No doubt assailed him, faithful to the end. Weaklings there were, as In the tribes of old, Who craved for fleshpots, worshiped calves of gold, Murmured that right would harder be than wrong, And freedom's narrow road so steep and long; Tlut he who ne'er on Sinai's summit trod, Still walked the highest heights and spake with God; Saw with anointed eyes no promised land Py petty bounds or pettier cycles spanned, Its people curbed and broken to the ring, Packed with a caste and saddled with a king But freedom's heritage and training school, Where men unruled should h-arn to wisely rule, Till sun and moon should see at AJnlon King's- beads in dust and freemen's feet thereon. 'Ills work well done, the leader stepped aside, Spurning a crown with more than kingly pride, Content to wear the higher crown of worth. While time endures, First Citizen of earth. James ' Jeffrey Roche. WORDS I Washington's Address to Troops at Long Island a Marvel of Eloquence. From nn address delivered before the bnt tlo of Lonif Island, 1776. TUB time is now near at hand which must prob a b I y determine whether Ameri cans are to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to have any prop erty they can call their own;, whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed, and themselves consigned to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them. The fate of unborn millions will now depend, un der God, on tho courage, and conduct ot this army. Our cruel and unre lenting enemy leaves us only the cho'se of a brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or to die. Our own, our country's honor, calls upon us for a vigorous and manly ex ertion; and If we now shamefully fall, we shall become Infamous to the whole world. Let us, then, rely on the goodness of our causo, and the aid of the supreme being, In whose hands victory is, to animate and encourage us to great and noble actions. The eyes of all our countrymen are now upon us; and we shall have their bles sings and praises. If happily we are the Instruments of saving them from th tyranny meditated against them. I Humor In Ancient Documents. Domestic troubles In the fifth cen tury are Illustrate! In recently found papyri by a curious Indictment by a wife of her cross-grained husband who refused to give her the household keys and bolted the door when she had gone out to church. There Is a de lightful letter of the second century, B. C, sent from headquarters to offi cials In the Falum, ordering them to have everything ready for the visit of a Roman senator who wanted to see the sights and was to be conducted over the labyrinth and provided with a bun to throw to thj sacred croco diles; another, from a traveler in the upper country, who says he had carved his friends' names on the templo walls. Illustrations of this kind might be m definitely multiplied. They supply, as It were, a series of small historical snapshots, by the eld of which we may construct a realistic picture of Graeco-Roman provincial life in Egypt. Pat an Easy Winner. An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotchman wore out of work. They traveled together In search of em- hi Let us, therefore, animate and encour age each other, and show tho whole world that a freeman, contending for liberty on bis own ground, is superior to any slnvish mercenary on earth. Liberty, property, life and honor are all at stake. Upon your courage and conduct rest the hopes ot our Weeding and Insulted country. Our wives, children and pnrents expect safety from us only; and they hava every reason to believe that heaven will crown with success so Just a causes. The enemy will endeavor to Intimidate by show and appearance; but remember they have been repulsed on various occasions by a few brave Americans. Their causo is bad their men are conscious of it; and, If op posed with firmness and coolness on their first onset, with our advantage of works, and knowledge of the ground, the victory is moBt assuredly ours. . Another Story of Washington. The sennte's function of compelling deliberation has been illustrated In many ways, but In none better than by one of the apocryphal stories of George Washlngtou on which an earlier generation was brought up. lie was said to have bo.n asked at a friend's table, why we had aped the feudal Institutions of Great Britain to the extent of having a select as well as a popular house in our congress. His hostess had just helped him to a cup of tea, bo hot that It was sending forth a cloud of Bteam. He poured a part ot the tea into his saucer, and let it stand long enough to cool before drinking. "This cup," said he, "Is the house of representatives. Its contents have come directly from the people, who may be In a state of great excite ment This saucer Is the senate, in which I can hold the scalding liquid till its heat hns subsided enough to make it safe to drink." Frauds U Leu DP. In Atlantic. ployment, and came to a farmer's house and applied for the work of plowman. The farmer said whoever told the MggeBt lie could havefthe Job. The Englishman snid he went to the north pole In a tub. The Scotch man said he swam to the south pole. The fnrmer then asked Pat: "Well, Pat, what's your lie?" "Begorra, sir," said Pat, "I believe these lads." Pat got the Job. Best Time for a Picture. The Itinerant photographer was very urgent. "A picture postcard of your 'ouse, s.r, with your family at the gate? Ilalf-a-crown a dozen you can't say that's unreasonable." "Don't want any," said the house holder. ."Just suppose your 'ouse was de stroyed by a Zeppelin, wouldn't it be a comfort to have a picture of your old 'ome?" The householdor was hard hearted enough to say that he would prefer a photograph after the destruction, for that would bo readily salable to tho Il lustrated papers. Manchester Guar- I dlaa. j j Three Things That Offend By REV. J. H. RALSTON Sacntery of Catnapoadcaca DcpirtBMet Meadr Bible lattituu, ChieafO TEXT And the word waa made fleah. John 1:14. Let lilm now come down from the cross, and we will bellpve him. Matt. 27:42. We will not have this men to relirn over us. -Luke 19:14. The personality of Jesus Christ stands out as the world's greatest product, and that by the practically unanimous con sent of all who have knowledge of him. Tho man ifestations that belong to the hu man nature of Jesus Christ are admired and praised. He was a great teacher and exempllftcr of the highest morals, ot the most generous disposition even to the sacrifice of himself for his friends. But when claims are made be yond such manifestations, there are hesitation, denial, and, ultimately, either In thought or word, malice. He Is despised and rejected of men. The Deity of Jesus Christ. The Incarnation Is denied God did not become flesh, the person who stands before men Is not God, only a man, very superior Indeed, but nothing more than a man. When the proposition Is made that he was not of human fatherhood, many who claim to be his friends, and even professed believers in his deity, at once object on the ground that this militates against his perfect humanity. In three things It must be remem bered that If the claims that are made for the beautiful character of Jesus be allowed, we are forced to accept something beyond his mere humanity, for he said: "I and my "ather are one," and "He that hath see me, hath seen the father." These .tements are made In such connection that It Is Impossible to make them mean less than that Jesus Christ claimed to be God. If any record of Jesus Christ which enables men to speak of his beautiful character Is to be believed, the record must be believed that he was born of the virgin, and thnt the holy thing that was born was of the Holy Ghost otherwise the Integrity of the biblical record as to the per sonality of Jesus Christ Is properly challenged. The Death of Jesus Christ. Men said as Jesus hung on the cross, "Let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him." That Is simply another evidence of the offense of the cross. Many who study Jesus In the light of his death say that he entirely misunderstood his mission, that he became the victim of his folly and suffered a prematuro and unnecessary death, and In so do ing deprived mankind of three scoro or more years of a perfect !ifo which might have regenerated the race. The offense of the cross has not eased to this day, and when Jesus, In his willing and purposed death, suffered on Calvary, ho Invited the malice and hatred of all subsequent ages. The rash vow of the Jews: "Ills blood be upon us and our children," has kept that race In hatred of that cross, and all likewise who do not love that cross are In league with the Jews in their opposition to the Messiah. What has been the testimony of history as to the relativo effect of the life or death of Jesus Christ? Secular his tory, even, proves to us that where men have accepted the salvation that was secured through the cross, they have risen to tho highest morality, and to the highest social culture of the best sort. It was not the life of Christ that struck at the root diffi culty, but the death. "Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, It abideth alone, but If It die, It bring eth forth much fruit." Martin Lu- lulled, and the rage ot tyrants and heretics ceaBeth on the one side, and offense on the other, and all things are in peace, the devil keopeth the entry of the house and we have a sure token that the pure doctrine of God's word Is taken away." The Kinship of Jesus. Jesus said to Pilate: "I am a king." He came to establish a kingdom, of which himself should be the head, and the world's history would have been entirely different from what It has been If he had been accepted by the Jews at Jerusalem as their king when he made his triumphal entry. But there is something In the king ship of Jesus that seems at once to arouse antagonism, not simply among his enemies, but his professed friends. During his earthly life he was sen sitive to his kingship, and at one time said that he could command twelve le gions of angels and they would come to him. The cry of the citizens In the par able of the nobleman: "We will not have this man to relg-a ever us," can be applied to the man of this day. Our view of Jesus as king cannot be com plete until he rules as King of Kings and Lord of Lords. That manifesta tion must be at his second coming, when he shall execute Judgment on his enemies. This kingly coming Is misrepresented, maligned and hated, but it will be realized as certainly as the incarnation and the death on the cross. The deity, the sacrifice, the atonement, and the kingship of Jesus Christ always have and always were received by the world's hate. Darkness Sometimes Necessary. As the plant must have the rest and darkness of night, so the soul must have Its night of silence, Its starlit heaven of pence, where It can hide from all save the all-seeing eyes. Selected. I Villi led , Ifl 7lYefc 15 li 0 If ',3 t.K ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT Vegetable Preparation for As similating ihe Food and Regula ting the S tomachs and Bowels of iff paffMrarjvmBB ill 1.11 Promotes Digeslion,Cheerful nessand Rest Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral NOT NAHCOTIC tyi if0M DrSAMUttmttSt i JllxSfnm ttMktUtSmlll: ftpptrmini hin, Si.d . Hmkymm 'Mirer. A perfect Remedy forConstloa lion , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Feveri sh nessand LOSS OF SLEEP facsimile Signature of The Centaur Company. NEW YORK. i Exact Copy of Wrapper. Cm One of Marshall Wilder's Stories. When I was in Japan and China I went through the prisons and the courts. Funny about the Chinese, Every ten miles you strike a new dia lect. When they arrest a Chinaman It takes three or four Interpreters to find out what his offense Is. I saw one fellow dragged In by the queue. The Judgo asked what the charge was. The first Interpreter told the second, the second told the third, the third told the fourth, and the fourth told the judge that the fellow hud stolon a yellow dog. "Well," said the Judge. "I am glad It was not a black-and-tan." TAKE A GLASS OF SALTS WHEN BLADDER BOTHERS Harmless to Flush Kidneys and Neu tralize Irritating Acids Splendid for the System. Kidney and Bladder weakness result from uric acid, says a noted authority. The kidneys filter this acid from the blood and pass It on to the bladder, where It often remains to irrltato and Inflame, causing a bi'ruirg, scalding sensation, or setting up an irritation at the neck of the bladder, obliging you to seek relief two cr three times durifig the night. The sufferer is in constant dread, the water passes sometimes with a scalding sensation and is very profuse; again, there Is difficulty in avoiding It. Bladder weakness, most folks call it, because they can't control urina tion. While It Is extremely annoying and sometimes very painful, this is really one of the most simple ailments to overcome. Get about four ounces of Jad Salts from your pharmacist and take a tablespoonful In a glat's of water before breakfast, continue this for two or three days. This will neu tralize tho acids In the ui ino so It no longer Is a source of Irritation to the bladder and urinary organs w hich then act normally again. Jad Salts Is inexpensive, harmless, and is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with llthla, and Is used by thousands of folks who are subject to urinary disorders cuuscd by uric acid Irritation. Jad Salts is splendid for kidneys and causes no bad effects whatever. Here you have a pleasant, efferves cent llthla-water drink, which quickly relieves bladder trouble. Adv. Those who are born great soon be gin shriveling. Deseret News. You cannot help a woman's dispo sition by putting ruffles on her temper. ADraft-You JBBIB lilt lightly on the part where the pain is felt, it gives at once a feeling of comfort and case that is most welcome to the overwrought sufferer. Hoar What Other Say t ''Thfre are no I.inimr-ntr'that equal RlonnV My hushand pae nr-uralgta very ofl"n. he rut Ron' on las fere ami that ia the lait of it." Afra. V. J. Brtvn. KM4 1, Hom III, lUilt, Trnn. "I hva uM Ploan'a Liniment tor family tne for ymra and would not he withoat It. W have rainoi a family of tf n children and have uwd It for croup and all lung trmiblr; al, as an antincptlo for woundn, of which ehildren bave e great many, it rsn't be beat. My wife uprained her ankle laat Bummer and it waa in bad ahnpe. Hoan'a I.ininii-nt applied rnalilrd her to be aa rood aa ever in a week. I have used it teveral tunc for spraina and ruruniatuiu." J dak Acom6, It. R, So. t, Arottt, ewe. i TnWT7T nTr MiSllLi It works Ilk magic, relieving Lumbago, Rheumati.ro, Sprains and Bruiaoa. No rubbing juatUr it on. Price 25c All dealer. Send four cent in atamp for TRIAL BOTTLE. Sent to any tuldrea in the V. 3. DR. EARL S. SJQAN, Inc. E1 Tor Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always Bears tho Signature of aamr. ar vemi aim Good Place to Keep Away From. Bacon Didn't some of the warring factions on the oilier side try to get into Greece? Bacon I believe so. "What for?" "I don't know." "Neither do I. Here's a paragraph In the paper that Bays the cost of liv ing in Greece is said to be fifty per cent higher than in England and about twenty-five per cent higher than in the United States." A word to the wise Is said to be sufficient but did you ever notice how many words people use In talklnf to you? Then, too, a lot of talk Is wasted Ik complaints about too much talking. RHEUMAGIDE The Old Reliable Remedy for acute, cbruDleormtuoulftr RHEUMATISM KheutnaUe Oootor Leubao RnFCMAriDR la not a preparation that i.iiij tM,inirii j n'DVI. Dill I. II or- "ltrnMl to rcimivw the canae ana orlTei the I At All Drags-lets GRANDFATHER USED IT 50 YEARS AGO CHECKS A COUCH AT ONCE "aaa! PIRE-OUICKSURE TRIAL ROTTI.V. rarr Write tor It and mention tola pantr. Aildreaa A. C MliYEK & CO.. BAU IMOkU. Mia Tuifs enable the dy peptic to eat whatever ha wlhra. 1 hey cause the food to asaimiUte ant nourlnh the hodv, give appetite, and DEVELOP FLESH.- Dr. Tutt Manufacturing Co. New York. Siinarfliimia INIr HemoTor. Onr formate, UperilUOUl Iiair p,,nilrl h phunuaruS reyiHirn-d nnili-r luwhtif Maryland. TniH nitwit ut'iu uuU illu a 111 uuilUiiluplo. tat Bfk.l'.,lfcmMMMI W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 8-191 Catch Cold-Then Follow I CAST h )K Use vJ' For Over Thirty Years tmc alma eea cuts jm? C0LD fefTOlB SHORT WlJSjS Coug'hs,Cold Stiff Neck Neuralgia Especially in tho piercing pain of neuralgia' or the dull throb of headacho is Sloan's Liniment wonderfully relievinir. Laid Dept. Philadelphia, Pa. J V
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