THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURO. PA. Backache Is a Warning w iilwMl wrnlna when " tlilnif l gol wronK limine the Jii.,,n warned t7 kidney weaknen Tlilnf Iwk ordlaortlitred urlimtlun, 5fI"t!I P""P' help and aruld -, ..rloua trouble. .,, w,nM l danararoue thin, be "i .h. kiawy r ! Wood Altera, and " Kjnort "I""' h'"'lei.t '" .. rliouuiiktic allacka. o-ra,el. aru ... . Dill. I. . hi. bM. " Li. Doan'a are uaed euivenfully Madid b Uiouaudef grateful jMtopU. A Virginia Cats. Mrs. Virginia F. Splla.r, lxliia;tun HI., Iluena Vlla, Va., eaya: "Kldnry trnubl clung to mt for twenty-eight yeara and 1 waa a nrrvnua wreck. 1 waa In bed for night mnncha and waa ?ySlr & operation fulled t belp ln. My feat and anklei wflli.l, my alKht falii-d and the pHlna in my bark wi-re nwrul. Ixmn'a Kidney 1'Hla curi-d nil ihia auff.r- i ht. K..n wall .Inc.." l0( ana i CI Dsaa'i at Any Stora, SO Boa DOAN'S V.l" fOSTLK MlLBURN CO, BUFFALO, N. Y. mm Grievance of Suffranicm. One of the grievances of fliiffraslHt Is the inferior position occupied by women as parents. A couple of days ago a woman, whose husband had, no far as she knew, gono down In the Empress of Ireland, applied to the willesdcn magistrates for a vaccina tlon exemption for her infant son. She was Informed from the bench that the exemption order could not be granted until tne fathers death was legally proved, as "the law did not recognize ner as the parent of the child. the law does not enable a woman to rank as the parent of her children it must be a "hans" of the moat asinln type. London Globe. RIVEMALARIAOUTOFTHESYSTEM a GOOD TONIC AND APPETIZER Delicate Flattery. "What makes you keep saying you wish congress would adjourn?" asked the statesman, a little resentfully. "Well," repllt d the big business man my reasons are entirely selfish. You gentlemen make Buch Interesting speeches that I can't help stooping to read them and it takes my n.lnd off my work." Perpetual Lettuce Plants. 10 nave rresn lettuce all summer from one p'untlng, instead of pulling It up, as most people do, you taki sharp knife and cut all the leaves as you need them, Just leaving the, stulk In a short while it will again be cov ered with leaves. iiiosH wno pay as tney go ran travel on rubber tires most of the time. What is Castoria C ASTORIA Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It io pleasant It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It estroys Worms and allays Feverishncss. For moro than thirty years it hai been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic, all Teething Troubles and Diarrhoea. It regulates the Stomach and Bowels, assimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been In use for over JOyears, has borne the signature of Chas.Ii. Fletcher, and has been made under to persona! supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. AJ1 Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments that tnfte with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience againBt Experiment rs SJ-?ff Genuine CatorU always beara the Hlguntare of rzSsY, j Excellent Thing In Woman. While the opinion so general abroad to the horrible shrillness and gen til unpleasantness of the voices of toeriran women Is, without a doubt lishly exaggerated, there ran be no jb-'stlon but that the really beautiful lce In this country Is a rarity. Of Bt one woman in CO can it be truth V'.j said "Her voico was ever soft tale and low; an excellent thing In icmaa." Women of refinement polish fc-tr finger nails, visit their hairdress- fi regularly, pay scrupulous attention ill the details of their toilet and ijtcrljr neglect what should be their palest charm their speaking tones. Below, sweet voice throws all shrill ifch-pltched demonstrations into the Vkground, and makes them Infantile l ridiculous. Listen, Just for an en lMenlng experiment, to a nervous TrotiKht woman arguing In Irleklng tone with another who Is itm, self-possessed and low-voiced M then. If you are a typical Amerl- to ihrleker, go to your home and fcke a vow to think twice before you ik once. BY HAD SCALP TROUBLE farthaKo. Texas. "My little girl hnd :emnci of breaking out on her bead Pt camo in white blisters and when f blisters burst they formed some rs like scales. If I washed her fi and combed the scales oft they J"W come nKnln In just a few days. I" trouhlo looked something Ilka fclnifr but was hard and scaly Rnd f the scales would como off all of f nair camo also and would leave P head raw. fl bad tried salves which nnlv nnfi. f'l the. scales so I decided to use ;fura Soap nnd Ointment. j u ner head with warm water and pura Soap and then applied tho pun Ointment and lot it remain T "Wit- I used only one box of Fr Ointment and one bar of rura &IP and her head was well." Mrs. Luella Biggs, Jan. 28, Pleura Sonn nnd Olnfmonr pnlil r '8l0Ut tho World. Sumnln nf nMi nnor. vuueura, Dept. L, BoBton." Adv. Eloauenea llnrh.t.J r 'rlend makes exceedingly en- PaIgner. J now U. renllfill Snnntnr Srirp. you nfnil.l n. . .1 I W leadershh) in our tmrtv V - Just let him go nhead making 7 ' nii0 I devote my attention r,'" business." pren't IF YOU'RE r.Rnnruv 1 that your liver needs stlr- "V- Wrlchfa Tnrilnn TontnMn lwll'etyou right quickly. Adv.- Hit Pr.f.- ould die for vim " low Vim l.i .. ..... . muUiu, my Aiaoci, Dill hair better as it is." LM",K,l)!,!'r;,'?,s,T WILL TKLL TOU Hit thB j ' mun nas nis price; ""'ter an honest man hv KLthe's honest. kit' umb" itlc" Ma.cha. Native i'our!; Sour Stomach, and '"ppei7w",,,,,I",,,,,u" n I's Pills 'tBlbi ai ,e troublea. Prlca. 2S cant.. ... LT ' 1 1 triTQ l?.'"0," K.rotomiiB.Waah. N. U mil- iKat raauut. Baltimore, no. 34-1914. NAMES CAUSE OF CONFUSION Incident That Was Embarrassing Alike to Newspaper Man and Lady He Was Sent to Interview. .Names can produce sometimes a great deal of confusion. As when Flor ence D. White, now one of the head men of the New York World, went to a hotel in St. Louis when he was a reporter on the Post Dispatch to see a woman on business. ' His card read, "Florence D. White," and the woman . naturally Inferred that Florence was of her own sex. Therefore sho asked the visitor to come up. And as Bhe was not dressed to receive one of the other sex, the climax was embarrassing. A visitor from Columbus was tell ing a story of Ireland, the clever car toonist of the Columbus Dispntch. Ire land's work is known to every man, woman and child in Columbus, and to a great many outside that city. Last spring Ireland went on a va cation trip to tho South. A few days later a teacher of geography in one of the schools of Columbus said to her class: "Can any little girl tell me whero Ireland Is?" A little bund went up and a little voice replied: "lie's down in Florida." Ill Mannered Genius. Francesco Merger, tho composer and piano teacher, in hli "Reminiscences, Impressions, and Anecdotes," speaks of Hans von liulow as "a very ec centric man." Invited to dine with the directors of tho Philharmonic, Von Ilulow answered: "What have I done that, besides playing at your concert, I should also be expected to dine with your directors?" Certainly. "Do you think It Is unhenlthful for a man to keep his mouth open while he is asleep." "No, but It is annoying to those with whom he comes In contact for him to keep it open while ho Is awake." The Seamless Robe ? Br REV. GEORGE E. CUILLE BU TKnn, Ellmioa DapartaMBl Moodj labia baMuta, Ckiua lMNftTONAL Ti'mncinfS awsaiooi f!!3gi The under dog always likes to hear the flap of the wings of the peace dove. DISAPPEARED Coffee Ails Vanish Before Postum. It seems almost too good to be true, the way headuche, nervousness, Insomnia, and many other obscure troubles vanish when coffee Is dis missed and Postum usod as the regu lar table beverage. The reason Is clear. Coffeo con tains a poisonous drug caffeine which causes the trouble, but Postum contains only the food elements in choice hard wheat with a little molasses. A Phllo. man grew enthuslastlo and wrote as follows: "Until 18 months ago I used coffee regularly every day nnd suffered from headache, bitter tusisi in my mouth, and indigestion; was gloomy and Irri table, bad variable or absent appetite, loss of flesh, depressed In spirits, etc. "I attribute these things to coffee, because since I Quit it and have drank Postum I feel better than I had for 20 years, am less susceptible to cold, have gained 20 lbs. and the symptoms have disappeared vanished before Postum." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellvllle," in pkgs. Postum comes in two forms: Regular Postum must be "well boiled. 15c and 25c packages. Instant Postum is a soluble pow der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious bever age Instantly. 30o and 60c tins. The cost per cup of both kinds is about the same. "There's a Reason" for Postum. aold by Grocers. TEXT Then the inldlrra, whfn they had crucified Josm, took his garment! nd mndo four part", to every loldlcr a part: and also his coat; now tho coat was without cnm, woven from the top Ihrouifhout. They unlet thercforn nmomt themai-tves, Lot ua not rend It, hut cant loll for it, whose It otia.ll be. John 19:23- 14. Tho only legacy of material things which Jesus Christ left on earth was his gar merits. And these, being the common costume of a Call lean, displayed his poverty and tho simplicity of bis llfo. Though ho was God, by whom "were all things made" and who "upholdeth all things by the word of his pow er, as man he wore the clothing of a poor artisan. Do "ye know tho grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your Bakes ho became poor, that ye through his poverty might bo rich?" It was customary for the Roman soldiers, who officiated at an execu tlon, to take tho garments of their victim as a fee. But, though a Ro man custom, unknown In David's time, It was written by him in tho XXII Psalm, "They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my veRturo," and In tho words following tho text It Is explained that whnt the soldiers did was "that this scripture might be fulfilled." So the spirit of God writes It down as a part of Holy Scripture, th whenever the story of tho cross Is told, the Btory of Jesus' vesturo must bo told also, for that seamless robo that must not be retit Is the figure of another robe, who can doubt? The full heart of the prophet sings of It, In Isaiah 61:10, "I will greatly rejolco In the Lord, my soul shall be Joyful In my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteous ness." This Is thnt "best robo" which the father puts upon the prodigal to displace the rags of the far country and to make him lit for the father's house. For Whom Provided. And for whom Is this robe provid ed? For his enemies. The soldiers whose hands are stained with his blood, who with wicked Insults have nailed him to the awful cross to them his "vesture" falls. "When we were enemies we were reconciled tc God by tho death of his son" (Rom 5:10). Aa The sanilal tree pcrfumi when riven The ax that laid It low So The very apear that pierced Ilia tide, Drew forth the blood to auve. How Provided. The means by which "the robe ol righteousness" Is provided are pic tured In Eden. Adam and Kfo have sowed fig leaves together, and mnde themselves aprons." Awakened to the shnme which sin has wrought they would by their own efforts patch tip the ruin. With their own sinful hnnds they would cover the naked ness which sin has made manifest, and so make themselves fit for the presence of God. But not by that nil eiablo invention can they stand bo fore him. And in grace he comes to provide garments for them. "Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them" (Gen. 3:21). Here la the first emergence of tho truth of vicarious atonement: those animals must needs die, their blood must be shed, in order to provide a covering in which the man and the woman could be accepted of God. And It la God who did It! With his own hands he mado those "coats of skins." Who Receives It. In Proverbs 16:33 It Is written "The lot is cast Into the lap, but the whole disposing thereof Is of the Lord." That is, the .casting of the lot meant that the choice was In God's hands. What, then. Is his "dls posing" as to this robe of righteous ness? Let the apostle answer: "But now the righteousness of God without the law Is manifested, being witnessed by the law and tho prophets; even tho righteousness of God which Is by the fnlth of Jesus Christ unto ail and upon all them that bolieve" (Rom. 3:21-22). The righteousness of God Is offered to all, It Ib put upon the believer; hold out to every man, given to whoever will receive It. I, who have no right eousness of my own, do but look upon that blessed one hanging on the cross and say, "It was for roe 'The son of God loved me and gave himself for me,' " and thus receiving him by faith am "made the righteousness of God in him." No angel can say "Christ Is my righteousness," but the poorest, fee blest believer In him ran say It! O soul, hast thou this robe? Lesson (Py E. O. 8KI.I.KUH. Director of livening Department, The Moody 11 blu Inatltuta, ( hlcairo.) LESSON FOR AUGUST 23 Freak of Minnesota Storm. After a Minnesota storm a man ap peared on the highway attired in a chicken coop. The coop had beoa blown over his head in such a way that his arms were pinioned to his Bides and he was unable to reniovo bis 'bonnet." College Heads Variously Named. Heads of colleges In British uni versities aro variously known as war dens, masters, principals, rectors, pro vosts, presidents, deans and censors. THE WEDDING FEAST. I.RSHON TKXT Matt, K:l-H. OUl.DKN TKXT-"0 Jerusalem. Jeru anlum, that kllleth the prophcla, and Hton- ent them that are aeiit unlo Iut how often would I have nalhi-ri-d thy children t- gi-ther, even as a hen Kathcrolh her own hi nod uniler wing, and ye would not. I.uke 13;3 II. V. To catch the full significance of this parable which Is alone recorded by Matthew we need to bo more or less familiar with tho Jowish pride of race and their feeling of superiority over all "heathen" or outsiders, and the his tory of their treatment of God's rep resentatives, tho prophets Following upon the parable referred to In our last lesson the Pharisees per eolved that Jesus spako of them and they sought to arrest him (ch. 21:40), though restrained for fear of the peo ple, In this lesson the figure of the king dom Is changed from a vineyard to a feast Thore is no suggestion of toll or responsibility, and every thought Is that of Joy and festivity. Thore Is, however, the suggestion of responsi bility to tho messengers of tho king, Relation to His People. I. The King's Invitation Rejected, vv. 1-7. The change of figure Just re ferred to suggests not alone an occa sion of festal Joy (Luke 14:16), but also Christ's relation to his pooplo, which is thnt of a husband to his wife (he being the son referrod to, see I Cor. 11:12; Eph. 6:24 32; John 3:29) These Jewish leaders and their nation were first to bo invited to tho mar rlage. This had been done by tho prophets of old and later by John tho Baptlzer. Under tills figure of a mar riage our Lord speaks of three differ ent Invitations. Tho first ono was re ceived with indifference, but indiffer ence never removes responsibility. The second Invitation was received with hostility. Nothing more fully roveals tho foolishness and hardness of the human heart than the way In which men treat the gracious invita tions of God's love. Notice they shut out themselves, the king was In no way to bo blamed. Jesus' reference to all things being "now ready" points to the period of his rejection and to tho hour of the destruction of Jerusalem. The third invitation Is that In which those outside tho bounds of the He brew national life would be called to tho privilege of grace in the kingdom of God, our duy of grace. Wonderful Indued is the forbearance of God. Tho sin of rejecting the cross, God's offer of grace, Is Immeasurably greater than that Incurred by those Jews who rejected tho "Man of Qall lee." Verse five suggests who these men were bo Indifferent, vlr.., buslnesi. It is our business to work most cer tainly, but "this Is the work of God that ye believe on him whom he hntb sent." Historically wo see tho culmi nation of this rejection, not only on Calvary, but in tho lives of tho disci ples also, see Acts 4:1-3; 7:559, nnd even today God's servants are so treated. Verse seven Is a proprecy of tho final overthrow of tho nation which camo In the destruction of Jeru salem and tho cause thereof, viz., tho crucifixion of Jesus, see 19:42-41; 1:20-22, also Dunlel 9:26; Mlcnh 3:1 Question of Worthiness. II. The King's Invitation Accepted, vv. 8-10. Those invited had Judged themselves "not worthy." Now go to tho parting of tho ways where people congregate nnd "gather them In." Our worthiness is In thnt we accept, and if we reject .we are "not worthy." This command to go outside was a prophecy of the timo when the Gentiles Bhould llkewiso bo "partakers of grace." Those who finally accepted tho king's Invitation were both good and bad (v. 1ft), but tho act of acceptance was not an assurance of position as we can see from the last part of tho parable. It Is sad to think of the mnny servants of the king who have neg lected his command thus to go forth and recruit the banquet fenst. Final ly (v. 10) we read that "the wedding was filled." Heaven will not bo an empty place, Rev. 7:9-14. III. The Unprepared Guest, vv. 11-14. Every guest was scrutinized by tho king. It was a strange sight to see one who had neglected to avail him (Conducted by the National Woman's Chrlatlan Tempo ranee Union.) A LIQUOR EXHIBIT, Neither the liquor Industry uor its partner, the government, nor the peo ple, who by their votes support and protect the traffic, ever ask for space In which to exploit Its products at state or natlonul or international ex positions. The saloon ha uo window display of Its workmunihlp and uo Inspection of Its processes Is invited. On tho contrary, wherever penult ted, It puts up screens In un endeavor to hldo Its work and the manner of It from the public eye. Apropos of this point In (ho follow ing story told of the noted reformer, John II. Cough: As Mr. Gough hastened along the street of a great Kngllsh city ho found a drunken man lying on tho sidewalk outside a saloon door. Go ing across tho street he obtained a piece of paper and with a colored pen cil wrote on It tho words, "SPECI MEN of the work done Inside." Ho then pinned tho paper to the drunken man's coat and stood aside to watch the effect produced on-tho passersby. The attention of the saloon keeper was attracted by the crowd, which soon gathered, and when he observed tho cause of tho Interest, he angrily asked: "Who did it?" "Which?'' asked Mr. Gough. "If you mean what Is on the paper, I did that. If you mean tho man, you did that. This morning when he started for bis work, he was a sober man; when he went Into your saloon, ho was a sober man; when ho came out he was like that, and bo Is what you mado him. If he is not specimen of the work doue Inside, whut Is he?" Jl (Demons Drifli-vcrtjhoJpDclttk ...... t?..i )t . figorously good and keenly delicious. Thirst -quenching and refreshing. The national beverage and yours. POPE EXPRESSES HIMSELF. Under tho direction of tho Interna tional Catholic I.eaKuo Against Alco holism, 200 leading Catholics, repre senting various total abstinence so cieties throughout the world, recently Journeyed to Home to ask the bless ing of tho pope on their work for tem perance. I'ope Plus assured them, through Cardinal Merry Del Val, of his approval and sympathy. "How useful it Is," ho said, "to show the scourge of alcoholism In Its economic, moral and physical effects, putting It In correlation with tho decay of Indi viduals, whose health, Intelligence, conscience and liberty It ruins; with tho ruin of families, in whoso bosom It engenders confusion and disorder; with the ruin of society, whose great est Interests It menaces! And among social endeavors there are none more urgent." He especially eipressed tho desire that "the clergy everywhere take part In this work of education and of social preservation, by teach ing and by example, In the very heart of, tho strife against an evil which sows so much opprobrium among the faithful, especially In certain coun tries." BETTER BUSINESS. Regarding tho manner In which temperance affects the money prob lem, two men doing business In a dry town are quoted by tho Ottutnwa (la.) Courier. One, a banker, assert ed that deposits showed a steady In crease which could bo attributed only to the closing of saloons. Ho said also that merchants were finding it much easier to collect bills under a dry regime. The other, a manufac turer, states that the checks with which the shop's employes were paid now camo back Indorsed by grocers. butchers, clothing stores and other dealers In life's necessities. Instead of by saloonkeepers. Experience had taught him, hu said, that men spent much or most of their money where they cashed their checks. Wkief you are an Anow think oi Coca-Cola. Demand the genuine by full nana Nicknamea encourage nibititution. THE COCA-COLA COMPANY Atlanta, Ca. mm IF Porfirio Diaz's Poetic Prophecy. President Porfirio Diaz, who ruled over Mexico for more than a quarter of a century ns an absolute dictator, believed that only such Iron rule could bring pence and progress to the half rlvlllzed millions of that country. Severn! years ago, when his power was still unbroken, an American, who was on intimate terms with him, ven tured to suggest that tho Mexicans were now prepared for a more liberal form of government, and hinted that his rule wns too severe. The stern old mnn stiffened his gaunt figure, and rnn his fingers through his locks, now whlto with years. "When theso snows melt." he snld, prophetically, "tho mud will be deep In Mexico!" Youth's Companion. English Strawberries. Strawberries have been known In England from the earliest times, but the luscious berries now grown there are quite a modern variety. Until the fifteenth century none- but wild ber ries were obtainable, and even tho "good strawberries" which according to Shakespeare, grew In tho Bishop of Ely's Holborn garden, can have been only transplanted "wildings." In the eighteenth century an Improved va riety was cultivated, known as the "Hautboy," which greatly pleased the taste of Doctor Johnson; but the mod ern berry comes from a cross with a Chilean variety Introduced only a cen tury ngo. ARMY CANTEEN IN GERMANY. Word comes that commanders of four German army corps have Issued instructions doing away with orders requiring soldiers to drink beer on holidays. Heretofore the soldiers have received checks on holidays good for beer. In future tho checks will be good for coffee nnd soft drinks. The commander at Strasburg, General von Der Imllng, hns ordered that the price of non alcoholic drinks at can teens shall not exceed the price of beer. At maneuvers neither wine nor beer are to be dispensed at outpost bivouacs. This doubtlfes is tho begin ning of the end of the army canteen In Germany. FIVE-MILE ZONE. For years the National Woman's Christian Temperance union, through self of the garment freely provided In I'8 department of work among soldiers which to nunear on such an occnslon. a"d sailors, has urged legislation pro- This robo Is symbolical of the robo of righteousness with which God will clothe all who accept his Invitation, Isa. 61:10; Rev. 19:7, 8; Eph. 4:21; Rom. 13:14. For this man to present himself clothed In his own garment was to Insult the king, so our own righteousness is as "filthy rags" In his sight, Isa. 64:6; Phil. 3:9 R. V. When vlding for a five-tulle dry zone around naval training schools and editions. It )s most gratifying to know that Secre tary of the Navy Daniels strongly ad vocates such a law in the state of Illi nois and In other parts of the country. PUBLIC NUISANCE. A snloon la a unlsanco. Its In- questioned about this act of Insolence n,,enco for evl1 cnn,U)t bo confined to ti, P.iPHt una aneeeliless." So llhfi- the building In which it !s conducted wise will all unbelievers stand one day beforo tho great Mug. The Teaching of this parable em phasizes our privileges in the king dom of God. A full realization of that kingdom nR-ans Joy, gladness and per fect satisfaction. On a previous occa sion Jcrus gave up the parable of the Great Supper, which so much resem bles this. Both of these parables have to do with the attltudo of men to the Gospel invitation. There Is the further emphasis upon the nature of tho an swer of men to this invitation. The first Is that of men who are blind to the glory and beauty of that which Is offered to them, though their refusal was not final. Men, still blind, treat this Invitation contemptuously and turn to their own Interests, seeking satisfaction, while others shamefully treat the king's messengers. This treatment Is followed by swift judg ment. Onno more the lnvltntlon and and a mixed company are gathered, some with worthy and some with un worthy motives. any more than can odors of a slaugh ter house bo confined to tho block In which it Is located William J. Bryan. COMMUNITY LOSES. Considered solely from the stand point of dollars and cents, the com munity which tolerates saloons Is al waj't the loser. This has beon proved time and again. The Lure of the Cash. Why have you abandoned the stage?" "I haven't left It, but I'm so busy signing soap testimonials, hair restorer ads and indorsements for piano players and safety razors that I really haven't time to rehearse prop erly." Philadelphia Ledger. Desperate Wish. "Militant suffragettes have been de stroying pictures!' "I wish one would happen around our flat before I'm called to climb a stepladdcr and take charge of the mural decorations." If It Were. Robert Henri, the eminent painter, said at a luncheon at tho Ritz-Carleton In New York: "These futurists futurist poets, fu turist painters, futurist musicians havo won a lot of notoriety for such young men. Notoriety, however, Is not fame. If it were we'd have to ad mit that the steep ladder of fame as been supplanted by a luxurious and swift elevator." In Squedunk. The Justice: "I'm goin' to flno ye 60 cents, Bijah, an' ef you don't pay ye'll have to go to tho calaboose." JThe convicted one: "Fifty cents, squire! Well, me fer th' calaboose an' don't you ferglt thet I'm to have three meals a day an' a clean blanklt." Tho Justice: "What you almln" at, Bllah? Tryln' to have th' taxes raised? You're discharged." HUMOR WORSE THAN WASTED Probably In the Future Madge Leasing Will Be Wary of Joking With Ger man Newspaper Men. Miss Madge Lessing, who Is now appearing In The Blue Mouse, ha been playing In Berlin for some time, remnrks l'earson's Weekly. She was telling us the other day that soon after she went to Germany she was interviewed by tho representa tive of a Berlin newspaper. Tho Interview complimented her on being able to speak her lines In the piece without a trace of a foreign accent. "Oh replied Miss Iiesslng frivol, ously, "I play In five languages Ger man, French, American, English and Irish." Boor Miss Lessing expected at least a smile at her Utile Joke, but tho In terviewer wroto it dtwn quite aerl ously, and In due course the statement appeared In print. Almost Immediately another news paper chided her, solemnly Informing her that American, English and Irish were practically ono and the same lan guage. "Miss U'Hslng." It pointed oul, "should know better than to inn he a mistake like this!" INEXPENSIVE SULPHUR BATHS AT HOME People travi 1 lnn (11 I a :ic at.J spend largo sums of money to secur the benefits ef sulphur springs and baths because for gem rations sulphur has been known to be one of nature's most valuublo curatives unequalled aa a blood purifier. By dissolving 2 to 4 tnblespoonfuls of Huncock'a Sulphur Compound In a hot bath you get tht snnio effect and your system absorbs) tho sulphur through the pores of tho Bkin. For prickly heat and summer skin troubles of Infants and children uso a teuspoonfiil of the Sulphur Com pound in a bowl of warm water. This) makes a refreshing bath and quickly alleviates tho pain. Sold by all deal ers C0c. a bottlo. Hancock Liquid Sul phur Co., Baltimore, Md. Adv. Misunderstood. Bill-That man Sing line quite repertoire, hasn't he? Jill Oh, yes; ho has six children. Ir. Pwry'a Yrrmlftiira "Drail Hhot" kllla and ripvla Wurnia in very few buura. A.lr. Ono thing funnier thun hearing a woman whistle Is to see her try. His Opportunity. "It Is said that the old fashioned bustle Ib again coming back." "Then, tho man who used to hldu behind his wifo'8 skirts will havo an other Inning." To Suit. "What kind of a hat would you reo ommend for that medical girl?" "Something with a 'stiff frnmo." Rnre Ejrra, flrannlntrd Kvellrii nml HUti promptly healed with Houiau Kjro BaV aain. AiW. Tho easiest way to provo that one can't Blng Is to make the attempt WINCHESTER "Repeater" Smokeless Shells. If you want a pood low-priced Smokeless powder "load," Winchester Factory Loaded Repeater " Shells will surely suit you. They ore loaded with the standard brands of powder and shot, good wadding and with that same care and precision which have made the Win chester "Leader" the most popular and satisfactory high-grade shell upon the market. Some shooters insist that Winchester " Repeaters " are better than other makers' highest grade shells. A trial will tell the tale. Don't forget the name : Winchester Repeater," THE YELLOW SHELL WITH THE CORRUGATED HEAD. BLUE OHOIIAIID G-H.ASS For strictly pure seed of our C2-Tt own raising and full particu lars, write MT. AIRY SEED SWEET OLOVEJl FARM, PARIS, KENTUCKY. 4 99 Has Your Baby Colic? 1 ou can cure It In ten mlnutei with DR. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP Which model happy babiea. A iure remedy for all infant complaint. 1'ieventa Choleia Infantum. I urn bowel trouble, llabiea like ll ba cairn it it plranant to take. Mother ihould not be without it. Can ba Biv.n to babiea one day old. a cenla, at all diuguuu. Trial bottle iff it you mention thia paper. Hide emjr by VRi. U FAIIRNEV SON. BAettnowa. Uv
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