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HIkIi sat nlenwoaa. ilesi reaulu. aasealraSseS,SJ mm leal uigAl . uHoiuniH For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years 23 HAD NO RIGHT TO BE OUT Little Jasper Indignant Because Hit Product Seemingly Had Dis obeyed His Orders. Llttlo JiiHMr Senter learned from tho mlnieter's sermon one Sunday that man watt madu of clay, so after return ing from church ho resolved to make lii m a man after his own fashion. The work proceeded In the clay bank buck of the garden until his mother called Jnsper to luncheon. He had completed all of the man save one leg. That afternoon Jasper and his moth er, while walking along the street, met a man with one leg, walking with cratches. Jasper accosted him and grabbed his coat. "See here!" he said. "I thought I told you to stay there In the yard til) I put that other leg on you." Judge. IN PAIN WITH HEMORRHOIDS Blssoll, Ala. "I was troubled for several years with protruding hemor rhoids. They caused pain of the most severe kind and some loss of blood. They were so inflamed that the touch of anything against them was most intense agony. I got no rest nights and had to have my legs and feet propped up In the bed. "I tried all kinds of advertised cures, and I was told that an opera tion was tho only relief. I suffered untold agony. I saw tho advertise ment of Cutlcura Soap and Ointment and sent for a sample I tried It and then procured a box of Cutlcura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment. I was cured sound and well in tlireo weeks' time. A cake of Cutlcura Soap and two boxes of Cutlcura Ointment accomplished what all clue failed to do." (Signed) L. It. Cook, Nov. 12, 1912. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv Probably Not. A voune man tiinldlv aimrouched the father of tho girl of his choice and atiked for her hand in marriage. "I am not at all certain, said the father, "that my daughter loves you sufficiently to warrant me in entrust ing her to your keeping." "Well," replied tho young man, re flectively, "perhaps you haven't hud the sumo ndvnntugo for observing things that I have." Harper's Monthly. Mother Gmj'a Sweet Towdera for Children Relieve FcTrrUhnrea, Ilud Stomach, Teething Disord?", move and regulate the Hovels and are a pleasant remedy for Worms. Used by Mothers for 14 years. They are so pleasant to take, children like them. Thn nrrir fail. At 11 DruKgl""t t'x- Bampla k'HKK. Address, A. 9. Olmsted, La Boy, N. Y, Adv. Damp Drama. "I understand it is a very tearful play." "Yes; the management suppllei fresh handkerchiefs after the second act." Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last un til the goods wear out. Adv. Nothing venture, nothing have ex cept trouble. Somo women have a lot of cheek but not enough to grow a beard. WHIU'.'JiXS am yesra than any other known remedy. Ib moot a nun who had been cured by Ur. Fierce mmmm - iim'.n iTtJf Mil i . i attMsteA. UMtCotith Hyrnp. TmIn Uood. Ih la time. Sold by DrwjrjrUt IP if Ami I 0 E GOVERNMENT 13 NOT ENTERING INTO COMPROMISE WITH OF FENDING TRUSTS. SO ASSERTS MR. M'REYNOLDS Attorney General Want It Understood That In Dealing With Corporations His Department Is Not Yield ing Any Just Claims. By GEORGE CLINTON. Washington. Anti-trust legislation 1b the great absorbing topic at pres ent in tho cnpital and from letters which come lu from the country it seems to bo holding tho attention of business and professional men every- bore. It is being discussed in news paper correspondence dully, and In this correspondence also it has been holding place, because of the manifest interest and In somo cases the appre hension which has been shown con cerning it, Clo.to advisers to tho presldert have expressed a plensed assent to tbe use of the word peuco which has appeared so prominently recently In the head lines of Mr. Wilson's anti-truHt plans. The Democrats, however, seem to bo fearful lest the peoplo may be led to believe that peace means compromise Compromise is a word objectionable to Attorney General Mcllcyuolds, who baa said that when a compromise Is entered Into euch pnrty to it gives up something for which it has contended as Its right. It Ih becoming a llttlo evl dent In Washington that some of the Democratic leaders fear tho change from a virulent policy agnlnst big business to ono less aggressive will lead men to supposo that tbe party has weakened In its purpose to make the big corporations behave themselves Tho Democrats explain that Mr. Wll son's peaceful words of tho last few weeks, and their acquiescence In what tlio administration has said, should not be taken to mean that big corpo rations oro to bo allowed in any ro- epect to continue to break the law. No' Compromise With Wrong. Mr. Mciteynolds apparently wants It definitely understood that the gov crnment does not Intend to surrender a thing for which It has contended. He glad apparently that there is an op portunity to settle out of court many of the cases against tho trusts, but ho is determined, It is said, that no one shall think his department or the administration is yielding one tiling which It does not believe it Is right to yield. It Is held by tho department or justice officials that in all of the agreements with big corporations thus far reached the department has ob tained all things which It has demand' ed. The attorney general has let It be known that it Is his intention to bo guided by no other policy in any case. Briefly, corporations to escape prosecution must "come to Washing ton to agree to proposed terms." In the case of tho American Telo- phone and Telegraph company a direct question was put to the attorney gen eral: "On what terms can we square ourselves?" Mr. McReynolds took a long time thinking on this case and then he told the officials exactly what they would have to do to make their operations comply with the law against the trusts. It in said that the company officials sought a compro mise, being unwilling to give over certain profitable things which they thought under certain constructions might bo considered to bo within the law. Finally the terms fixed by the attorney general were accepted in every detnll and tho telephone and telegraph peoplo were not particularly Hour-faced over the surrender situa tion. What happened In the telephone and telegraph ense has happened In tho Now Haven railroad case. It Is pos Riblo of course that In somo of the details of tho arrangement between tho government and tho corporations there may bo found things which have tho appearanco of compromise from tho government end, but tho depart ment of Justice seemingly Is willing to challenge nnyono to produce ade quate proof that there has been ony giving where giving was not right. Adopting Progressive Idea. Some days before President Wil son completed his message on anti trust legislation It became known and was published throughout the country thnt ho Intended to recommend the creation of an In terstate business board to look after big commercial affuirs in some what tbe same manner as the Inter state commerce commission looks after the affairs of the railroads, but with powers more limited than those given to the railroad supervising body. In these dispatches some time ago tho exclusive information was given that President Wilson Intended to bor row a part of the plan of the new Pro gressive party Intendod to regulate business. It Is bellovcd in Washing ton that there seemingly Is basis for All Except One. The old man had been awny to the pasture, counting his pigs, of which he had a good many. He was not, as every one wno Know ntra said, "a smart man;" but it wbb of course sup posed that he waa intelligent enough to count the number or things and he bad not very many In his posses sion. A neighbor asked him, "Well. Mr. Wray, how many pigs havo you?" "Wal, I dunno, prezactly," he re plied. "I counted 'era nil except one little runt, and hit kep' runnln' round sol couldn't count hit." Youth's Com panion. Brain Exercise. There has been serious trouble In a certain school. One or tho teachers said ho was no believer in the old hackneyed system or teaching. "What is wanted," said he, "Is something which will make the chil dren think and reason for themselves. Mere addition and subtraction are too mechanical." In accordance with his ideas he gave his pupils one hundred ques PEAC TERMS HI tho belief to be found In the talk of the Democratic leaders, that before the end ot the present congress in March, 1915, the powers of tho board which the president wnnts to have ap pointed will be largely increased and that ultimately It will have a standing equal to that of the Interstate com merce commission. The administration apparently has felt that the Progressives of the coun try, led by Theodore Itoosevclt, would say it bad become a convert to their views if it should recommend tho es tablishment of such a board as Colo nel Roosevelt and other Progressive leaders have advocated from the first. It is thought here that the Democrats bellevo they can develop this Progres sive plan so slowly as to take away whatever capital the Progressives may try to make out of tho adminis tration's apparent conversion to one ot their policies. Already the Progres sives of the country are saying that President Wilson has begun to steal some of their thunder. Making the Guilt Personal. Today the leaders In congress are still conferring on the matter of strengthening anti-trust legislation so as to make it certain that guilt can bo made personal. When Theodore Roosevelt was president of the United States ho was credited with saying that dozens of managers, superintend ents, head bookkeepers and other Jun iors in big corporations could bo put Into jail for violation of the anti-trust lawB, but that it would bo little less than criminal to put the little fellows In jnll and to let tho big fellows es cape Investigations by the attorney gen eral's department in tbo Roosevelt and Taft days showed that tho heads of great corporations which were be lieved to bo conducting business In violation of the law had so covered up their personal tracks that they could not bo followed by tho law and reached by Its hand. One of the worst features of tho whole situation was tho willingness of the big men so to nrrango things that the responsibility should full on their subordinates, who would have to go to prison if any body went Now what tho Democrats are trying to do Is to make tho law so strong that there will bo a certainty when there aro law violations that the big fellows can be arreBted, after assur ance that the evidence Is right to put them behind the bars. Admittedly, one of the hardest tasks which tbo Democrats have Is tho framing of a law that will produco this result Time and again tbe guilt of tho big men has been known positively and yet it has not been suBceptlblo of proof. Colombian Treaty Not Liked. Day by day the belief Is grow ing stronger in Wanhlngton that tho United States senate will refuse to ratify the treaty with the Co lombian government that tho state department has prepared containing a provision for the payment to the Colombians or $25,000,000 for their loss of Panama and also containing a paragraph of apology from this gov ernment for having recognized the In dependence of Panama "over night" Hannls Taylor, who is acting as counsel for tho Colombian govern ment, is urging that the United States not only shnl! agree to pay into tho treasury of the South American country tho sum of J25.000.000 for the Pnnnma strip, but shall further soothe its wounded feelings by humblo apol ogy for nn act of the Roosevelt ad ministration. Indorsed later by the Taft administration and which many senators and representatives seem fully to bellevo has been Indorsed by a majority or red-blooded citizens or tho United States. Balk Especially at Apology. There are Republicans and Demo crats In the senate whoso personal and political rotations with Theodore Roosevelt are not wnrmed by tho fires of affection. It will tnko a lot of pleading, however, to get theso men to vote a gift of 125,000,000 to the Colombian peoplo as pnyment for something which many Amorlcans think did not belong to them. It can be Raid that from all appearances tho suggestion of nn apology is more re pugnant to tho mnjorlty of men in con gress, Irrespective of party affilia tions than Is tlio thought of tho pay ment of money. Why Is tho senate of tho United States likely to refuse to apologize In the namo of this country to tho Colombians? There are plonty of Democrats In the senate who would like to Join with Mr. Dryan and Mr. Hannls Taylor in making an apology, were It not for the fact that ever since this government recognized the Independence of Panama and "thereby offended the Colombians," Democrats n congress have been voting for leg islation based on the very net of rec ognition. Tho majority In congress seemingly would make scores of its members ridiculous If it should vote to give the Colombians a cent and they might stultify themselves If they should voto to tendor an apology. Scared. "John, I wns Just reading thnt the price of a full grown ostrich Is $125." "Help! Are they using them to trim hats with now?" tions, ot which tbe following is a specimen: "What Is It that can go up a spout down, but cannot go down a spout up?" Tho brain fever hospitals there abouts were full of children for weeks afterwards, and tho teacher was dis missed without a character, yet the answer to the riddle wns very simple: "An umbrella." Studying Agriculture. "Where's your Bon,' Mlram?" ' "Going to un agricultural college." "I've heard thorn colleges ain't prac tical." "You heard wrong. They put 'em right out In the field. My boy writes thut next year they're going to let him tako care of center field." Interesting Relic. "Why ar you gazing at that pic ture of Santa Claus?" "It la a landmark," replied tbe statesman. "It is the Inst trace of a once general tradition that large whis kers signify great wisdom and benevolence." No Rest No There's no rest and but little pence for ft person whose kidneys are out of order. Lame In the morning, suffering cricks In the back and sharp stabs of pain with every sudden strain, the day is just one round of pain and trouble. It would be strange if all-day back ache did not wear on the temper, but it is not only on that account that peoplo who suffer with weak kidneys are nervous, cross and irritable. Uric acid is poison to tho nerves, and when the kidneys ore not working well, this acid collects in tbe blood and works upon tho nerves, causing headache, dizziness, languor, an in clination to worry over trllles, and a suspicious, short temper. Rheumatic pnln, neuralgia, sciatica, lumbago, neuritis and gravel are fur ther steps In uric acid poisoning. Don't neglect kidney weakness. An aching back, with unnatural passages of the kidney secretions, is cause enough to suspect tho kidneys. Use Doan's Kidney Pills, a remedy which has been used for years, the world ovor, for weak kidneys, backache, Ir regular kidney action and uric acid "When Sold by all Dealers. RUSH TO SECURE THE CROSS Christmas Ceremonies That Mark the Celebration In Russia and the Balkan States. Tho Russian Christmas falls on January 7. On that day St. Petersburg celebrates tho birth of Christ by bless ing tlio River Neva. A procession of priests, followed by a hugo crowd, march to tho river, the ico is broken, and a cross dipped in tho water. In spite of the intense cold, often many degrees below zero, plously-lniiincd persons rush Into tlio river to bntho themselves in the sanctified water. A similar Christmae ceremony Is en acted iu those Roumanian towns which lie on tho Danube, but lu tills enso the people nro dressed to represent vari ous biblical characters, such as Herod, Pontius Pilate, etc., and the cross Is not merely dipped, but flung into the water. Then follows a territlc rush to securo tho blessed emblem a rush so fearful that often lives nro lost, for it Is firmly believed that its possession will bring tlio owner good fortune not only for tho year, but for the rest of his life. Snail's Real Pace. "At a snail's pace" Is a common ex pression and usually signifies very slow gait, but what do you supposo is thn actual speed by a snail in trav eling? Wo can give it to you in accurate figures. Ono font in four minutes, or at the rate of ono milo in 1G days, if travel ing continuously. Theso are figures given by George Znhnlzer, a civil engineer of this city, taken from actual observation. A short time since Mr. Zalmlzer wos standing along the Western New York & Pennsylvania railroad waiting for a train. He had nothing lu particular to do nnd "killed a little time" by timing a snail which was creeping along tho ground. That snail traveled just exactly one foot In four minutes, Mr. Zuhnlzer Bays, and computing distunce at the rate of travel shown Mr. Zahnl.er has figured out thut It would require 16 days for that snail to move a iiillo. Savoir Faire. Hostess (nt tho party) Miss 'tob 1ns has no partner for this wiltz. Would you mind dancing with her In stead of with me? The Man On tho contrary, I shall be delighted. iioston Transcript. A Gastronomic Test. "That girl's a peach!" "Sure! She's sweet enough to eat.' -Ilaltlmoro American. An exchange says that new novels nro flooding the land. This, of courso, does not Include the dry kind. ANOTHER COFFEE WRECK What's the Use When There's an Easy Way Out? Along with tho coffee habit has grown the prevalent "American Dis ease" nervous prostration, Tbe following letter shows tho way out of the troublo: "Five years ngo I was a great cof fee drinker and from its use I bo came bo nervous I could scarcely sleep at all nights. My condition grew worse and worse until finally the phy sician I consulted declared my trou bles wero due to coffoe. "But being so wedded to tho bev erage I did not Bee bow I could do without it, especially at breakfast, as that meal seemed lncompleto with out coffee. "On a visit, my friendB deprived me of coffee to prove that it was harm ful. At tho end of about eight days 1 was less nervous, but tbo craving for coffee was intense, so I went back to the old habit as soon as I got home and the old sleepless nights cauio near making a wreck of mo. "I heard of Pes turn and decided to try It. I did not like it at first, bo cause, as I afterwards discovered, It was not made properly. I found, how ever, that when made after directions on tho packago, it was delicious. "It had a soothing effect on my nerves, and none of the bad effects that coffee had, so I bade farewell to coffee and have used only Postum bIdco. The most wonderful account of the benefit to bo derived from Postum could not exceed my own ex perience." Nnmo given by Postum Co., Haitle Creek, Mich. Wrlto for a copy of "The Road to Wellvllle." Postum now comes In two forms: Regular Postum must bo well boiled. Instant Postum Is a soluble pow der. A toaspoonful dissolves quickly in a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious bever age Instantly, Grocers sell both kinds. "There's a Reason" for Postum, mlD Jr Eveiy Picture v , r s .v. at i "Oh, Ithell g modi' Your Back Is Lame Remember tho OAN'S KIDNEY . Price 50 centi. Foster-Milburn Cow Buffalo, If a man udmlres a woman she should nt least admlro his good taste. A new German electrical heating unit Is madu of line resistance wires woven ucross pure usbestos threads. They stop the tickle Dean's Mentho lated CViiikIi Drops tilop cmitilis by stop, ping the i-uiiHc Sc at Drug Stores. Holland and lCngland will be direct ly connected by telephone us soon as new cables ore laid. Plaster. "They say obslntho is the favorite French drink." "Plaster of Purls, eh?" Aatnntahlng Tnhneen Kemedy (limmnteed to I llstjt III I y remove lusle fur r.art-ttea or tolmrco In any form, or money cheerfully rulutiilrd. Heiid H.V nnd reeeiTo wonderful romeilr by relurn until. AUdruta Om4 a, lunibuix,, nifaita, kuua. 14.. What It Means. 1 lip What does It mean to say that a girl is as pretty as a picture? Hop Merely a frumo of ' mind. Michigan Gargoyle. Bo sum that yoa auk for Wright's Indian Ve'i-lHble anil look for the signa ture of Win. Wright on wrapper and bog. For Constipation, lliliouanesa aud Judica tion. Adv. Sacrificed. Kthnl So Kato Is finally ninrried. How did she como to take the plunge Mario She didn't. Sho was shoved off by threo younger sisters. Expected. ".My husband has been trained by nn expert." "Indeed:" "Yes. His preceding wife had no less than seven divorces." Judge. Saving the Furniture. "I don't know what we're going to do," said the mother, "since you have given Wiilio that knife with a saw and a gimlet and a fllo and a lot of other things attached to It." "Well." answered tho father, thoughtfully, "maybo we'd better shut up tho house for a couple of months nnd move into a furnished apartment." New Way of Finding Water. An Arizona observer has found out how to tell by the mesquito whether water Is near the surfaco or not. When tho mesiiuitn grows up Into tree form tho ground water lies within fifty feet of tlio surface, .but if It remains a shrub prospects for finding water are not so good. Wo nro always learning that every natural phenomenon has meaning for us, if wo enn only rend tho meaning. Fnrm and Fireside. Mistaken Sneer, it Is cheaper, not dearer, to con sult n specialist," said Dr. Simon Flexner, head of the Rockefeller In stitute, nt n medical dinner. "It Is very stupid nnd erroneous to hold tho opinions of Hhink, to whom a friend said: "'Was the doctor who examined your lungs a specialist?' '"No. I don't think so,' Dlnnk sneered. 'Ho couldn't And anything tho matter with 'cm.'" Never Too Late. Rev. Madison Peters said ot New Year'B resolutions tho other day lu Brooklyn: "I'd ndvlso every one with a hnd habit whether It's alcohol or profan ity, gambling or uiorphino to swear off hopefully. "Some poor fellow, especially among tho alcohol, think it's too late their lives aro ruined no hope Is left "But, as I always point out to them, a man Is never too old to reform, though frequently he la too young to reallzo this truth." Queer Reasons for Pride. Somo weeks ngo when the Volturno burned In nildocean a few of tho men rushed tho boat a nnd wero knocked down by tho captain. What becomes of such men in after days? Do they hldo In shame from their fellows, fear ful that they may bo recognized and their infamy proclaimed? Not neces sarily. A public librarian was once visited by a mnn who came to him for a book on notable shipwrecks. He searched the pages eagerly, then point ed out a passage referring to a sea man who tried to take a woman's pluco In a lifeboat, and had been shot by the captain. "I'm that man," ho declared, proud that his exploit should appear in print, nnd offered to show the shot wound to support his claim! "My Does Papa Walk The Floor?" At riuUf Tlahy in reaflria aud will not sleep. Too many fathers anf mother have sIcepIrM niithta lerauie of baby's little nerves, its must be aootlica give your boy or gui baby a dose of DR. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP The greatest infant remedy In the world, prevents Cholera Infantum, cures Constipation and all bowel troubles. S5 cents at all druggists. Trial bottle tree if you mention thia paper. . . . Uaue voly W VHS, D, r AUKNE Y SON. IlAcunowa. Ma, Peace trouble. Thousands of grateful reconv mendutlons throughout tbe country prove their worth. A PHYSICAL WRECK Ntw York Cily Woman TtlltofAwfatSuffnini Mrs. Kdlth rrykeman. 1M W. 84th St., Now York City, N. V., soys: "Thr?e years ukd I wita so run down In health that I was a nervous wreck. I was aflllcted Willi a severe case of disordered kld noys and doctors treated mo without bciiellt. My kidneys nrted either too free ly or else the anion was retarded and passages of tbo secretions caiiHed ma much pain. My back nc bed frightfully ihiv and night ami I often rolled and Mused for hours, unable to go to sleep, in the rimming I felt all worn out and was linrdly able to do my hounework. Whenever I stooped to pick tip anything from the floor, I was hardly able to sirnlghten attain. - I had terrible, dlssr spells and speck seemed to lis floating- In front or me. If I walked up or down stairs. I wns completely worn out from weakness. The least excitement brought on an attack of nervousness and I got so bud thnt It was hard for me to he up and around. My health was all run down. Someone advised m to tuke Doan's Kid ney J'llls and tbe first few doses helped me. I kept right on until 1 was entirely cured nnd I am now In the best of health. I feel like a different woman and Donn'e Kidney l'llli alone deserve the credit" Name"' PILLS ft Y, Proprietors Weakness. The sick Seaman Kvnns ruled the destiny of tho Scott Antarctic expedi tion. Tlio weakest link in tho chain gives the value to the chain. Civiliza tion follows tho path of least resist ance. Tho drone or black steep of tho family centers tho attention of tho group on him, impairs its ecoV liomlc elllclency; In effect dominates the household. The enduring charac ter of a society Is determined not by Its cultured group, but by Its "sub merged tenth." or five-tenths. That Week Didn't Count. Isaac (who hud Just recovered from typhoid) Doctor, you have charged mo for four weeks' culls; I vill pay for only three weeks! Doctor Hut I called on you every day for four weeks, Mr. Isaac. Isaac Veil, dere vas one week I was delirious and I didn't see you come lu. Prepared. "I told you to look sharp, didn't I?" "Well, I guess I did. 1 bud nn edge on." Only Ono "BROMO QL'ININII" That lal.AXATIVH II HOMO tt'lNINM. Look fot Ihinugnaiureof M W (illoVH urea a Cold InOne liur, Curia Unpin Two Hum Ue . Speaking Lines. "Who gave Miss Antique away when she finally got married?" "Her wrinkles." Stray Stories. Dr. Tierce's Pleasant Pellets firnt put u 40 years hk'. They regulate and inviKorale, tomiich, liver and bowels, fcugar-cootca tiny granule. Adv. The Obstacle. "Can't you pull somo wires to get B, Interest In that company?" "No; it's a wireless company." Hore F.jrn, Crnnnlnlril Krellds and Plica promptly henleil vtllh Kuiuau Kye Hat sum. Adv. To the closo of 191.1 Alaska hnd pro duced known mineral' wealth to the valun of $2-IS,.mo,000. Sprains, Bruises Stiff Muscles re quickly relieved by Sloan's Liniment. Lay it on no rub biug. Try it Ankle Sprain and DUIoeated Hid. "Iprnlned my ankle anddinlorsted my in p oy riming nut or a third atory win ow. Went on rrulchea for four ninnllm. Then t alnrlrd to one your i.iunnrnr, acrnriiiiur tn direction. 1 miial any it Is helping me wonderfully. e will never ho without Moan a l ini- I ment anymore.' CAu. Joluuon, lauin I Menu, h. 1. SLOAR'S LINIMENT ! KillsPain Splendid for Sprains. I fell snd sprained my arm a week aro and waa lu terrible pniu. I could not me my hand or arm until t applied your l.innnent. I ahall never he with out a bottle of Slonn'a Liniment"' ii. if. iingr, hluaUth, A. J. Fine for Stiffness. "Sloan's Mnlment has done more food than anything- I have ever tned for stiff Jolnln. I sot my hand hurt ao badly that I had to atop work nsrht In the buaieat time of the yenr. I thousht atilrotthat 1 would have to have my hand taken nlT, but I ffot a bottle of Slo in'a Liniment and cured my baud." M iflwt K funlw, Motru, Ala. At all Dealers. 2Sc. 60c and $1.00 Send for Sloan's rree, instructive book on horses, cattle, hoe-a and poultry. Address Dr.tARlS.SlOAN.lDC eosioN. MASS. DON'T SUFFER. WITH TOOTHACHE V IKNT a plpftiwntnr'W ftrlmtlneprfptiratlctt put up In itmut KrtnllAt jr (Mllftpulilit tuhrt ponnlbl. i tn I y a ntH-urnl to h ppljr. 10 eouuU to rvllef. JPtuj It'M. Mu bud ulTnctJi. 25c - THE TUBE 2Jo Sent poll paid on receipt, of price. Write for agener In yourterrilorv. MIMIC ( I1KA11CA1. to, U ranger lllm k, Xoludo, Ohio. rOK Sl K S13 A. NTAH NOnFOt.K, VA.i a. cult., two r. nnd two I r. hnuaea, twe barna. etc. J. II. nonnoy, It. i, Norfolk, Va.
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