THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO. PA. i 1 ii' You Can't Cure Rheumatism 1 by liniments or outward application. Any treatment to be effective must be Internal and In severe cases and tboie of long standing, a short course of treatment Is of little benefit. We guarantee that a 6 bottle treatment of Jones' Break-Up, coating $5, will cure any case of rheumatism, lumbago or sciatica. If not, your money refund ' ed on your say so. You take no risk. In moderate cases one. or two bottles will be effective. $1 per bottle at your druggist or direct from Jones' Break Up Inc., New Egypt, N. J. Adv. ' '4 No Wonder It Hurt Him. " , A group of grieving depositors stood on the sidewalk before the closed doors of a recently dofunct bank. It wasn't a merry scene. One mun who had lost his all was trying to brace up ' a colored grandpa whoso white ' wool bobbed up and down into the folds of a bandana. "Don't cry, u.iclo," he said. "Bunks burst every day, you know." "Yes. sir, I know It; but huh! huh! buh! tils bank huh! huh! done bus' rlt;ht In man fuce." Harper's . Weekly. HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND BLACKHEADS . For pimples and blackheads the fol lowing Is a most effective and eco nomical treatment: Gently smear the affected parts with Cuticura Oint ment, on the end of the finger, but do not rub. Wash off the Cuticura Ointment In five minutes with Cuti cura Soap and hot water and continue bathing for some minutes. This treat ment Is best on rising and retiring. At other times use Cuticura Soap freely for the toilet and bath, to as sist In preventing inllammatlon, Irri tation and clogging of the pores, the common cause of pimples, blackheads, redness and roughness, yellow, oily, mothy and' other unwholesome condi tions of the skin. i Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each tree.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post oard "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston." Adv. , " Truly Impossible. ' f Critic Your book Isn't true to life. J Author Why do you say that? f Critic Well, you say, "as the young lady ordered a $4 dinner her fiance 'smiled." Did you ever seo a fiance do that? Important to Mothers 1 Examine carefully every bottlo of CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It Bignnture of Ajjuz! In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Disagreed With Science. Blx Sclmitists say that it Is much easier to support a weight than It Is to lift it. Y Dlx I haven't found it so. I tan lift my wlfo quite easily. Wright's Indian Vegetnblo rills put the stomach in good condition in a short time. Try them for Sick Stom ach, Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv. Real Emergency. 'If the cook Is In a bad humor, don't take any notice of her." "But suppose she gives It?" Only One "BROMO QUININE" mat lil.AXATIVK HKOMO Ql'INlNH l-ook for the signature of K W.UHUVH Curoa a Cold In Oua Uar.Curoa Urlp 10 Two ! Jbo. It's awfullv hard to be a satisfac tory guest. Most people should cul tivate the habit of remaining home more. Constipntion cnuses nnd npurnvatp". innny 1 aerimis uixciiMW. It is thoroughly enrol by I Dr. l'irrcc'i 1'leasnnt lV-llcta. Tho favorite I fumily luxatire. Adv. Many a man is dissatisfied with his I lot because it Is located too ne ir that of his neighbor. If you want to please a woman, shut your mouth and listen. BAD CONDITION Restored To Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Veget ble Compound. Montpelier, Vt " We have great faith in your remedies. I was very ir- i regular and was tired and sleepy all the time, would 1 ave cold chills, and my hands and feet would bloat. My Btomach bothered me, I had pain in my side and 1a bad headache most of the time. Lydia IE. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound has Jdone me lots of eood and I now feel fine. I am regular, my stomach is better and my pains have all left me. You can use my name if you like. I am proud of what your reme dies have done for mo." Mrs. Mary Gauthier, 21 Ridge St, Montpelier, Vt An Honest Dependable Medicine It must be admitted by eveiy fair minded, intelligent person, that a medi cine could not live and grow in popularity for nearly forty years, and to-day hold a record for thousands upon thousands of actunl cures, as has Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, without possessing great virtue and actual worth. Such medicines must be looked upon and termed both standard and dependable by every thinking person. If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound will hel p you.wrl to to Lydia E.P Inkham Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass.,for ad-, vice. Your letter will bo opened, "end and answered by a woman, and held in strict confidence. 3 i-i n n PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM A toilet prnarttt(on or merit. JtHl) UrniiU'fctMlndruir. ForRettorin Color and Bauty to Gra y or h aded Hair. too, and fi.ooat I-rutnrmt, ML it FOUR fJEW ANTI TRUST BILLS OUT Measures Based on Wilson Poli cies Define Sherman Act and Allied Laws. FULL PUBLICITY IS SOUGHT Trade Commission Instead of Corpora tion Bureau Would Report Viola tions of the Statutes Rigid Inquiries Are Ordered. Washington, Jan. 23. Embodying the program laid down by the presi dent In his recent message, the ad ministration's trust bills wer preseut ed to congress. The bills bave received the approval of Mr. Wilson and the Democratic, leaders of both houses of compress. With llttie modification they will be enacted into law. Their purposes are: 1. Definition of unlawful monop oly or restraints of trade. 2. Prohibition of unfair trade practice. 3. Creation of an Interstate trade commlHRlon. 4. Regulation of corporation dl dectorates and prohibition of In terlocking directorates. Unlawful Monopoly Defined. Unlawful monopoly is defined as any combination or agreement bo tween corporations, firms, or persons designed for the following purposes: 1. To create or carry out re strictions In trade or to acquire a monopoly in any interstate trade, business, or commerce. 2. To limit or reduce the pro duction or Increase the price of merchandise or of any commodity. 3. To prevent competition In manufacturing, making, transport Ing, selling, or purchasing of mer chandise, produce, or any com modity. 4. To make any agreement, en ten Into any arrangement, or ar rive at any understanding by which they, directly or Indirectly, , undertake to prevent a free and. unrestricted competition among themselves or among any pur chasers or consumers in the sale, production, or transportation of any product, article, or commod ity. The penalty for violation of the law Is fixed at not more than $5,000 or Im prisonment for one year or both. Guilt Is mudo personal through a section that whenever a corporation Bhall bo guilty of tho violation of the law the offenHO shall be deemed to cover the Individual directors, officers, and agents of such corporation, as authorizing, ordering, or doing the prohibited acts, and they shall bo pun ished as prescribed above. A paragraph prohibiting holding companies is to be added to this meas ure. Covers Unfair Trade Practices. The bill forbidding unfair trade practices declares that to discriminate in price, between dlfforent purchasers of commodities, with the purpose or Intent to Injure or destroy a competi tor, either of the purchaser or of the seller, shall be deemed an attempt to monopolizo interstate commerce. It Is specifically declared that the law is not intended to prevent dis crimination in price between purchas ers of commodities "on account of difference In the grado, quality, or quantity of the commodity sold, or that niakos only due allowance for difference In the cost of transporta tion." Further, It is prescribed that noth ing contained In the act shall prevent persons from selecting their own cus tomers, "but tliis provision shall not authorize the owner or operator of any mine engaged In selling Its prod uct In Interstate or foreign commerce to refuse arbitrarily to sell tho same to a responsible person, firm, or cor poration, who applies to purchase." An attempt at monopoly also Is de clared to exist for any person to raaVe a sale of goods, wares, or merchandise or fix a price charged therefor, or dis count from or rebate upon such price, on the condition or understanding that tho purchaser thereof shall not deal in the goods, wares, or merchan dise of a competitor or competitors of the seller. Dealt With Damage Suits. A judgment against any defendant in a suit brought under the anti-trust law the bill provides shall constitute as against such defendant conclusive evidence of the same facts and be conclusive as to tho same Issues of law In favor of any other party in any other proceeding brought under and involving tho provisions of the law. For the benefit of parties injured In their business or property, by any per son or corporation found guilty of vio lating the law the statute of limita tions applicable to such cases shall be suspended. Injunctive relief is accorded against At It Seemed to Her. After viewing her now baby brother, little Laura said: "Mamma, I know why they went and cut baby's hair in heaven. The angels knew be wouldn't be strong enough to walk to the bar ber's for several weekB." Out of Commission. . Wife "Oh, William, dear, do order a rat-trap to be sent homo today!" Husband "But you bought one last week." Wife "Yes, dear, but there's a rat in It!" Reformer. "Now," said the serious man, "what are your ideas about banking and cur rency?" "Well," replied his wife, "one reason I think we ought to take a hand In affairs is to make them stop giving so much time to such stupid subjects." Pint Palle of Harlem. No less than 4 million pint pails are turned out In America In a year. And half the output is used to further so cial happiness In Harlem. New York Telegraph.. threatened loss or damage by a viola-, tlcn of the act under the same condi tions and principles that Injunctive re-' lief against threatened conduct which will cause loss or damage Is granted by courts of equity. It Is required that a proper bond shall be .executed against damages for an Injunction Improvldently. granted, and It must bo shown that the danger of lrreparablo loss or damage Is Im mediate. Hltt Interlocking Dlrectoratet. s Concerning directorates, the bill on that subject, which Is to become ef fective two years from date of ap proval of the act, provides: "No person engaged as an Individ ual or as a member of a partnership or as a director or other officer of a corporation in the business of selling railroad cars or locomotives, or rail road ruils or structural steel, or min ing or selling coal, or conducting a bank or trust company, shall act as a director or other officer or employe of any railroad or other public service corporation which conducts an Inter state business. "No person shall at the same time be a director or other officer or em ploye in two or more federal reserve banks, national banks, or banking as sociations, or other banks or trust companies which are members of any reserve bank; and a private banker and a person who Is a director In any state bank or trust company not oper ating under the provisions of the re cent currency law shall not be ellglblu to serve as a director In any bank or banking association or trust company operating under the provisions of the law." " Violation of these sections Is made punlshnblo by a fine of $100 a day, or by Imprisonment not exceeding one year, or both. If any two or more corporations have common director or directors, tho fact shall bo conclusive evidence that there exiBts a real competition between such corporation and such elimination of competition shall be construed as a restraint of Interstate trade and bo treated accordingly. Tho trade commission bill provides for commission of five members, with the commissioner of corporations as chairman, and transfers all the exist ing powers of the bureau of corpora tors to the commission. The prlnclpnl and moHt Important duly the commission besides conduct ing Irvestlgatlons will be to'atd the courts when requested In the forma tion of decrees of dissolution. With this In view, the bill empow ers he court to refer any part of pend ing litigation to the commission, In cluding the proposed decree, for for mation and advice. Much Criticism for Bills. The trust bills as framed will be tho subject of sharp criticism on tho part of progressives of all parties who claim they do not go fur enough. It will be declared that the definition of monopoly remains Inadequate that tho prohibition of unfair trade practice does not cover this evil In our econ omic life that Interlocking stock con trol la not covered and that tho pow ers of the proposed trade commission are Insufficient. It Is Interesting to note that the proposal to place the burden of proof upon a combination believed to bo vio lating the law has been omitted. No attempt Is mado to prevent or destroy monopoly based on patents. The great est difficulty experienced in the effect ive enforcement of the law has been found to be In the unwillingness of the courts to lmrose jail penalty. It remains optional under the propoBed measures wlht the courts to flue or Imprison. Trade Board May Disappoint. In connection with the trade com mission President Wilson declared In his message that the country "do mauds such a commission only as an Indispensable Instrument of Informa tion and publicity as a clearing house for the facts by which both the pub lic mind and tho managers of great business undertakings should be guided." The bill prescribes that the commis sion nets aro to constitute a "public record" but the b6dy is authorized to mako public the Information "In such form and to such extent as may be necessary" or "by direction of the attorney general." It Is apparent that the public mind cannot be guided unless It has tho facts, and then It will not get unless the commission or the attorney gen eral deems It politic. Settlement of Differences. Tho most Important feature of tho bill Is Uiat which legalizes the policy of the administration of terminating an unlawful condition by agreement between tho combination attacked and the attorney general. s ' This feature Is comprehended under a section which requires the commis sion, upon the request of the attorney general or any corporation affected, to investigate whether a combination Is violating tho law. In case the com mission should find the violation to exist It muBt report to the attorney general a statement of the objection able acts and transactions and the readjustments necessary for the of fending combination to conform to the law. To Induce Sleep. To many people the drinking of half a pint or more of clear cold water on retiring brings about a cure for sleep lessness. It' clears the blood, washes irritating food out of the stomach, and promotes a feeling of quietude which helps sleep. Getting It Straight. She "I believe you married me slul ply because I had money." He ''Quite the opposite, madam. I mar rled you because I hadn't any." Delicacy for the Buzzards. After making a large quantity ot soft soap and forming it Into cakes, Mrs. Llllie Adams of Laurel, Del., left It In the yard to cool. Going out later she found that it had been devoured by a flock of buzzards, some of which were still fighting over the crumbs. Marriage Between First Couslna. In every 1,000 marriages solemnized In Great Britain 21 are between first cousins. Among the nobility the rate is much higher, amounting to 45 la 1,000. I WOOD CHIEF OF STAFF TELLS CON GRESSMEN ABOUT SHORTAGE OF AMMUNITION. ENOUGH FOR BUT ONE BATTLE 6upply for Field Artillery Especially It Short Lawmakers Spend Money for Gunt but Not for Powder and Bullets. By GEORGE CLINTON. Washington. Gen. Leonard Wood soon will retire from bis position as chief of staff of the United States army. The other duy the general In what may bo called perhaps a fare well message of warning told tho house committee on military affairs that It ought to appropriate $3,000,000 for field guns and ammunition for the regular army. Here In brief Is the tenor of General Wood's warning note: "If we sent out troops Into war as they are now, without guns or am munition. It would bo absolute slaugh ter. If called Into the field suddenly we should have to go with a very small allowance of ammunition even for the guns In the hands of the troops, and we should have nelthor guns nor ammunition enough for our field artillery forceB." There Is something to tl. ; testi mony of General Wood to mnke It ex tremely Interesting not only from the military point of view, but from what may be called a legislative point of view. It points up, for the facts are are the general has given them, tho peculiarity on occasion of congres sional thought and of congressional action. There are of courso many men In tho United Stntes, and they are constantly mnklng their Influenco felt, who, hoping for pence between all the nations of the world, think that disarmament Is the way to bring about concord among the peoples. Gunt But No Ammunition. As long as congress continues to vote money for the support of the army and navy It naturally would seem that tho money should be well applied and well expended. Here Is where one of tho peculiarities of con gressional thought and action shows Itself. Every year tho lu makers ap propriate n good deal more than J100,- 000,000 each for the army and the navy. Take tho army caso of which Gen eral Wood speaks. Men here, and they aro not all military men either, are asking what possible use It Is for congress to vote large sums of money for Held guns, which the uninitiated should know are tho light artillery pieces of tho service, and also appro prlate money for the pay of six regi ments of field artillery, and yet with hold money for tho purchase of the ammunition which would mako the batteries serviceable. In other words, the curious thing from a legislative as well as from a military point of view. Is why the law makers should ask the tax payers to expend large suuib of money for guns for which there Is no possible use for It does not take a brain of the size of that of Daniel Webster to make a man appreciate that a gun without powder and projectiles to fill It Is a pretty useless sort of a weapon. Enough for Only One Battle, It Is known to be a fact, for the records show It, that If wo were to have a war today with any country worthy the nnme of a power, our field artillery could not engage In more than ono battle with Its present sup ply of powder and shot. It takes a long whllo to manufacture field artil lery ammunition and to get It to the front. General Wood has said also that there Is a very small allowance of ammunition "even for the guns In the bands of the troop." These guns, of course, aro the rifles of the infantry and the carbines of the cavalry, and also the small arms of the coast ar tillery, for the heavy gun men must serve on occasion as Infantrymen. It la understood that tho condition so far as our Infantry forces are con cerned. Is absolutely nothing llko so bad as that with which the field artil lery Is confronted. Tho foot soldier with his modern Springfield probably would have cartridges enough to give a good account ot himself In ninny a bnttle, but the cannoneer of the field forces after a few rounds would be obliged to stand at his caisson or at the mouth of the piece as a mark for the enemy's riflemen without any chance to return shot for shot. About Canal Zone Rule. It Is believed that President Wil son Is about to give expression to his views aB to the best means to govern the Panama canal zone after the lsthmlnn canaj commission passes out of existence. Secretary of War Garrison already has communicated to the president his Ideas as to what ought to constitute a proper system of government for the canal strip. It Grip of the Demon. More derelicts roam the Bowery than any other place In New York, writes a correspondent The other day two officers of the regular army were walking through the street when they met a carpet-whiskered bum who called them by their flrBt names. "Three old pals together," Bald the down-and-outer. The stow graduated with higher honors In the same class with the two officers. He once held a position of responsibility here. His wife Is the daughter of a well-known western editor. "Two old pals," re marked the submerge one, "officers and gentlemen. The other old pal is just a rum hound." So the two old pals took the third old pal, more or less by force. They bathed and shaved and clothed him, and nursed him back to health and strength and sanity. For six weeks be was out of sight of man. One day he walked down tho Ilowery looking like a stall-fed athlete. Ho was well dressed and bright-eyed and stal wart. Hulf way down the Uowery he sold his coat and vest to an old clothes man. Then he dropped Into a "barrel bouse." "Give me a nickel's may or may not be that the president will agree with him. Some time ago Isthmian Canal Com missioner Richard L. Metcalf suggest ed a change In the law which provides for the zone government after the commission Is abolished. If Mr. Met calf's Ideas shall prevail a part of the law as It stands must be repealed. Thero are men In congress of all par ties who think that the Metcalf plan Is the only one strong enough to serve tho country's Interests at Panama In tho executive departments of the zone aud to guard tho positions from the sinister Influences of politics. The luw which fixes the form of government for the Panama canal gives great power into the hands of the president. It provides for a, one man rulo of the zone. Mr. Metcalf thinks that there should be a three man rulo and one does not have to go far in this town to find support for the Metcalf plan as against the pli-.n which has already been glvon the force of law. Would Divide Duties. Tho law as It Is allows tho presi dent to appoint either a military man or a civilian to the governorship. If his choice falls upon a civilian the appointee unquestionably will have his military troubles, nnd If It shall fall upon a military man he unques tionably will havo his clvilinn trou bles. If tho Metcalfe plan should be adopted and a commission of three men should be appointed to govern the Panama canal, one of the mem bers would be a military man, another a physician and tanltarlnn and the third a lnymnn charged with tho du ties of civil administration. Under the existing law the presi dent not only appoints tho governor of the zone, but he appoints all o. the subordinate officials. It Is now being aBked what will happen If the mon chosen for governor happens to bo a politician. As governor be naturally would expect to have some thing to say about the men who are to serve under htm. In this cose the question is would we not bavo on the Canal Zone political doctors, political civil administrators and political everything else outside of tho Imme diate ranks of the army? It is known definitely that some of tho men who have done great work on tho Isthmus fear tho coming of the day when politics may enter Into the zone's government. Tho safety of the waterway, for Instance, depend absolutely upon tho sanitation of the zone. Colonel Gorgas made tho plnce not only habitable, but ono In which It Is a delight to llvo. A physician and sanitarian of achievement enough to secure an appointment as a mem ber of tho isthmian ennui commission certainly could be depended upon to see that bis subordinates did their work. Could equal dependence be placed upon a canal governor sitting alone In authority and being charged with many "Judgment duties" upon some of which he was not qualified by training to pass? 1 Going Easy on Business. Even In tho face of certain knowl edge that somo antitrust legislation la to bo enacted, It still seems to tho Washington observer that for the rest of this session congress will proceed cautiously In the matter of legislation of a far reaching na ture. As bns been Bald before In these dispatches, this does not mean that congress will not huve plenty to do. Tho one thing which seems to be nssured since It camo together again la that the Democratic majority has ta ken note of the sensitiveness of busi ness nnd Is going to spread Its legisla tion over a considerable period of time In order that conditions may adjust themselves to the coming order. Now that it Is certain legislation forbidding the Interlocking of direc torates of corporations and some other things Is to pass, tho attention of busi ness men, ns shown by letters which congressmen receive, is sharply direct ed to the future and to Just what Is to be expected In the way of laws pre venting tho doing of certain things which In the past some business men appeared to think they hod a right to do. As an example of the Intention of tho mnjorlty in congress to go rather slow with Its legislation It may be Bald that It probably will be two years before effect will be given to the law which Is to be enacted forbidding In terlocking directorates. What the business men wnnt to know, as shown by their letters, is what things are to rome In the future. There Ib a feeling manifest among Republican members of congress that business depression Is bound to follow Democratic legislation Intended to sup plant the Sherman act. It should be said, however, that the Republican members are not talking dlsuster out loud as they did some timo ago. Tbey have found perhnps not only that It was bad politics, but that It was con sidered In mnny pnrtB of the country ns being unpatriotic. It was the charge of lack of patriotism In crying "wolf," even If they thought they saw ono, which probably has produced the change In the Republican members' manner of voicing their opposition to the administration's methods of anti trust legislation. worth of the old third rail," he said. "Congratulate me, boys. I have four dollars and a six weeks' thirst." Photostat Replaces Blueprints. The photoBtat Is a new apparatus for reproducing drawings, etc. At the Alaska-Treadwell mines this Instru ment Is used for a great variety ot purposes. All progress maps, new work, etc., are laid out either In pen cil or In Ink and photostat copies are given to the underground foremen and shift bosses. The same thing Is done with regard to stupe maps, posi tion of pillars, etc. The use of blue prints In the machine shop, foundry, and other construction departments has practically been discontinued, photostat copies having been substi tuted, with the exception where large scale drawings are required. In the office, all deeds, leases, etc., are copied ns soon as they arrive aud the photo stat copy la Bent to the San Francisco office for filing. This has tho advan tage ot giving an exact copy of the original, with all changes, mistakes, etc., faithfully reproduced. Engineer ing and Mining Journal. .Weak Heart Monw nnvnit cmfTaia frvwi WOftlf YlP&rtA. TTieV may experience shortness of breath on exertion, pain over the heart, or dizzy feelings, oppressed breathine after meals or their eyes become blurred, the heart is not BUlllcienny strong 10 pump uiuuu w mo tucu iCT, they have cold handt and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened blow) supply to ths stomach. A heart toaio and alterative thould be takaa which baa noUdaiter-eiloct. Such la Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery which contain no daunr-erona Bavrootlot or aioohol. It halps the human system In the constant manufacture of rich, rjd Mood. It helps the atomach to aaslrnilate or take up the proper elf menu from tb food, thereby helping digestion and curing dynpcpaia, heart-burn and many uncomfortable ajrinp tomi, atop, ciccmit tisau waste. In convalescence from fevere; for f dowo, amemic, thin-blooded people, the 'Ducorery" it refreshing and Titaluung. In lltulJ or tabttt form at moot Jrmr Horoo or fnJ BO oao-corf lamps for Mai bog to Dr.Piono'i Inoalidt' Hotml. Buffalo. N. Y. boaW 1008 W t f..ipt "Do You Spank Your Baby?" BaMci are good whrn tliey are comfortable, and you must aoothe thelf delicate ncrvca, J-ollow tho example ol wiae mother! and live tnem Dr. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING The standard American remedy for infant complaint!. 1 lf...,m nM .mstiiMiuon ant I olic. makca leetnin simple ana sale as rent! at dninit. Trial holtlr free if you nirnlion thia paper, 'ilado only by VUS. U i'AHU.NLY & SON. iUcaaiiowa. iln. SIGN CAME DOWN QUICKLY Clerk May Have Meant Well Enough, But It Was Not at All Flatter ing to New Proprletort. The new proprietors of a little can dy and nut shop In New York were astonished to notice pedestrians on the opposite side of the street stop, gaze at their window for a moment, and then pass on, faces decorated with broad grins. This happened so often thut one of the proprietors determined to Investi gate, lie hastened across to tho op posite pavement. What he saw there cuused him to scurry back to the shop on the run. llelow a large black and while nlgn that bore the notice "This shop Is under new management" a careless clerk had hung an equally conspicuous sign reading: "New crop of nuts now here." Putnam Fadeless Dyes brightest and fastest. Adv. are the After you bave accoirpllshed a real ly good thing get busy again. Pr. Veery'n Vermifuge "IVmi Phot" kill! and eiprlH Worms lu a very few hours. Adv A Good Muzzle. Harry Why do you call your dog Finance? Frank necnuso he works per scent. Aalonl.hhic Tnliarro ltmimdy OnarnntHl to IMMiinlly rnnovo UiM" for -itnrftt ,r li,U o In anr fiirm.nr in""fr rhi'erfullr ri'fiin'led. h"iid nnil rrt'.'lvo wcntTful mtu-ilv It. return niftll. Addreah link , T.lwf. I Inm l... VII.Hu, lm.- Regular Thing. "Going to sweur off smoking this year?" "1 aupposo bo. I always have." Paradoxical Reception. "They say a cold wave Is coming." "Then from sport lovers It will bo warmly welcomed." Teacher's Boomerang. A certain high school professor, Who at times is rather blunt In speech, remarked angrily to his class of boys at the beginning of a lesson: "I don't know why It is every tlmo I get up to Bpenk, some fool tulks." Then ho wondered why tho boys burst out into a roar of laughter. India Cultivating Quinine. Java, now furnishing the bulk of the world's quinine supply, finds a great market for tho preparation in India, which already consumes one-sixth of nil tho quinine produced. Ceylon, once a largo exporter, has fallen off In tho product until tho quantity Bent out each year is quite negligible. India, however, in nn effort to become a great quinine-producing country, has planted thousands of acres to the cin chona tree. Rather Warm. At a school In Dudley u teacher with whom I am well acquainted was tak ing his class In their poetry, "Casa blanca." They camo to tho line, "The boy stood on the burning dock." Ho stopped the clnss, and asked this ques tion, "Why did the bny stand on the burning deck?" Ho had a good show of hands, but ono lad In particular Boomed very eager to give tho answer. Tho teacher noticed this, and asked him, whereupon ho got the following answer, "Hecauae It was too hot to Bit down!" which put. tho whole class In nn uproar. London Tit-lilts. FRIENDLY TIP. Restored Hope and Confidence. After several years of indigestion and its uttendaut evil Influence on the mind, It Is uot very surprising that one finally loses faith In things gen erally. A N. Y. woman writes an Interesting letter. She says: "Threo years ago I suffered from an attack of peritonitis which left me In a most miserablo condition. For over two years I suffered from nervousness, weak heart, shortness of breath, could not sleep, etc. "My appetite was ravenoua but I felt starved all the time. I had plenty of food but it did not nourish me be cause of intestinal Indigestion. Medi cal treatment did not Beem to help. I got discouraged, stopped medicine and did not caro much whether I lived or died. "One day a friend asked me why I didn't try Grape-Nuts food, stop drink ing coffeo and wo Postum. I had lost faith In everything, but to please my friend I began to use both and soon became very fond of them. "It wasn't long beforo I got some strength, felt a decided change In my system, hope sprang up In my heart and slowly but surely I got better. I could sleep very well, the constant craving for food ceased and I have better health now than before the at tack of peritonitis. "My husband nnd I are still using Grnpo-Nuts and Postum." . Name glveri by Postum Co., flattie Creek. Mich. Rend "The Road to Well Vllle," In pkgs. "There's a Reason." Ever read fit nbnve lrferr A new one nppiir from 1lmr to time. Thry are atenulne, trne, and full of human latereat. 1 ot 31 oet Mmos. addri . .hor. LaT SYRUP Prevents Cholera It Takes the King. "Now, children," said the school teacher, "can any of you tell me of a greater power than a king?" "Yes, ma'am." cried a little boy. eagerly. "Very well, you may tell tho class," replied the teacher. "An ace," was tho unexpected reply. On Other Shoulders.. Jones Don't you think bachelor should bo taxed to support fatherless children? Urown Sure! Thou I could drop my life Insurance! Punch. TIip Cough U whnt hurts, but the tickle la to blmiie. Demi's Mentholated ('(nicli Dropay itop the tickle 5e at good Druitnist!. 1'eoplo who can't get In a word edgewise should sharpen them up a bit. Bore Eyes, flramilated Fyi'ltda and fillet promptly healed with Kouiao Eye Bale auiu. Adv. A dollar In tho hand Ib worth two on tho subscirption UbC Envy bns been known to move moi tola to perform wonders. J Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Cure CARTER'S LITTLE LIVtK riLLS never fail. Purely veget blu act surely A--.yf urn K--iuiy vii .vi mc live . 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All then Sir OnrtiPtfj Sent Noivltttt for only 1 0 rt.t t- lfUlior wilh itftM on uuuur, 1 uu'gui, rwin innta wo, Our HI lAloini riwr ar.4 Vrf KwU, H-itV., 1'lanu and rar now huiU TKtK to who apply lh '(at Itowart In III oilJ vt OU.IK.Iuf, I'aiinaa, Dahha, liliaa, Irli etfl , and our aWka r l'it ami fhMt JOHN LEWIS CHILDS. Floul Park, N. Y. MOTHER CRAY'S SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN Relieve VcvcrishneM, Cotmllra tion.Colils nml correct disonlein of the stontnch and bowela. I'srd br Molhnsor 24 years. At all Pro. Knmnlp mailed VKK1L. tauik Aiiilraaa A. a. OtmM4, La H.1S i Tirj flDOV TREAtEO.nsnally irivMoMc. U fiU I 0 1 rvliel.aoou removes swelling I a. uK.trt l.rnALli nf ln ir VIS !! tt r n'l U'l I In lb u-x dy. Trial I tvatinen t sen t Frsa . Dr. THOMAS a. t,Kr.r n, aucrraaono Dr. H. H. Grtant Sons, Box 0, Atlanta, Ga. Death to Roaches In 6 dttjrw; no risk: ruouf hack Ruarnnt, 860 I ruuuia. Atldrwa Mart C. larjftou, iwirlw4, Illi AL l.M ATK MUt HAIK J A. IN UARNKSVIl.I.K. Montirrm! y co.. Md.; too a. cult., II r. dwalllnir, barns F.l'. Uaya, llarnravllls.Md. FOR SAI.K UK A. IN FLUVANNA CO.. VA. 80 a. cult., new 10 r. dwelling, outbid, lard orchard, stock, machinery, etc. Pries ia,000. Term. U. H. iludains, Talmyra, V. FOB BALE II7H A. IN CUI.PI5PBR CO., Vs.; 10 a. cult, 11 r. dwelling-. 1 tenant lists., barn, oulblriirs., ft a. nrrhnrd, stock, mschln try. etc WM. D. WHIHl.EH, 1NI.ET. VA. W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 5-1914. UMtConjth Hjrrup. Tutaa Uood. Um I In tlm. Bald ht Drajrltts. l?Uvgj.ilH!lfJll.T.HI..lM i a I a. I a a llfcA kaLaVi I . . a- SUARTERSI Whittle r Rnvro I 3T I r 1 1 A virv '-Vrl '"!" r' Ji, - v . yi. , .ro,liirhlai,iifi. ot fl,.w A.rV 'fii- 17 ''' naiiioul.na wtt&4iTt't$ t '" ' '. "'. rJTrlWl I l.lV'i- -i Mi,.h.,ll,k.ro.c,IBi.,.U.
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