V V I, THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG. PA 1 Soft Answer. A Now Jersey teuchir who had been greatly annoyed by revelry Id the hotel whore she had spent part of bor last vacation took thu precau tion tills tlmn. In writing to another hotel which bad been recoinniondod to bor, to Inquire whether It had bar. She received tbo following re ply : "No, we haven't any bar, and it that la the sort or woman you are we don't want you. The pluco for you U at Yardley's, farther up the road." 8harp 8tudent "If 30 men reap a field In eight honrs, bow long will It take IS men to reap the tame field?" a student wai asked. He thought long before wrlt Inc down hli answer, and when he banded In hi paper this Is what tbo xarainer read: "The field, having al ready been reaped by the 20 men, sou Id not be reapod a second time by fe 15." ' Progress In Pittsburgh. How long must I wait for this pre scription T" "About thirty minutes," answered the druggist, "but you can occupy your time pleasantly. Here la a coupon which entitles you to admission to our Boring picture show." Pittsburgh lmrorfirrt to Mothers Kxamiue carefully every bottle of CA8TOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It Dean the Signature b Use For Over 80 Yean. Children Cry for Fletcher's CastorU ; His Number. "i "What was Wiggle on the college "I think bo was what they call the Joke." Town Topics. Solid Appreciation. 4 "Did tbo count promlne to love Miss Millions forever?" "No; for her money." Cornell Widow. j Boston Slang. , "Good Joke, eh? Are you next?" "Yes," said the Boston man, contiguous." "I'm , Wright's Indian Vegetable Fills are sold with and without soluble sugar coating. Tbey regulate the bowels, invigorate the liver and purify tho blood. Adv. ' , , 8o Kindt ': "Is sho good to the children?" t "Very; she lots them do everything their father doesn't want them to do." When a woman runa across tho street to a neighbor's houso for Just a minute she stays an hour. TJm Roman Rye Balsam for sealdlns? sen- Mtloa Id ryes and liilla.mmatlou of eyee of rsUda. Adv. I ! Some women want the last word, and others don't seem to realize there Is such a thing. Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not stain tho kettlo. Adv. A kodak camera taken nlnturoH nnd money. An ounce of consideration la worth a pound of contention. WOMAN REFUSES OPERATION Tell How She Was Saved by Taking Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. Lofransport, Ind. "My baby was over a year old and I bloated till I was a burden to myself. I suffered from fe male trouble so I could not stand on my feet and I felt like millions of needles were prick ing me all over. At last my doctor told me that all that would save me was an operation, but this I rofn.u.,1 I told my husband to get me a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and I would try it before I would submit to any operation. He did so and I improvod right along. I am now doing all my work and feeling fine. "I hope other suffering women will try your Compound. I will recommend it J" all I know." Mrs. Daniel D. B. I4vis,110 Franklin St,Logansport,Ind. Blnce we guarantor that all testimo nials which we publish are genuine, is it not fair to suppose that if Lydia E. 1 "Cham's Vegetable Compound has the virtue to help these women it will help ny other woman who ia suffering in a like manner? , If you are ill do not drag along until m operation is necessary, but at once fke Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Write to Lydia E. Plnklmm fllHUclneCo.,(confldontial)Lyiin, Mass. Your letter wll be opened, read and answered by a woman and held la strict confidence. IiWsi The Reli fur niiEun ATisn UtfTS ATT1IK JOINTS HKIM THK INKIItiO vtlquld, Tablets, Liniment A for sal by all OrugKltta v T8 ANI CANVASSERS aril Tlu "! tV,-.,., Tollo. remedy for all Fo lliiheniu ,, 0,her spei-laltlea. 1001, ( -!L! I'll r" HU 1-ou's. Ma NEWEST THING OUT "en stamp for pr- 1KLUCUM.Vnv 2.TU 1 tlmlars. l'llaH'AN-L-JA'"t, fc Uivard Su, Detroit, UUJl ? ATFMTO 1w,"H-Cl.infi,Wli HI L J I A "lfton. HO, Huuknlnw. Hint WILL NO! BE IDLE CONGRESS TO ACT ON SEVERAL MATTERS OF IMPORTANCE THIS WINTER. ALASKA RAILROAD BILL ONE Publlo Health Service, Report on Lob by Inquiry and Suspension of Free Canal Tolls Among the Other Pending Subject By GEORGE CLINTON. Washington. Congress may not and probably will not pans any very dras tic anti-trust legislation this winter, but nevertheless both houtes will find plenty to do with measures which, while they are of less seeml.-ig Import ance than anti-trust bills, an? matters of considerable moment to the general public. Therefore, while congress may nm do any tremendously big things during the winter, It will man age to kt.ep busy. When congress quit for the Christ mas recess the house had three Impor tant matters of unfinished business on Its calendar, the Alaska railroad bill, a joint resolution providing fur the appointment of a commission to Investigate and report a plan for na tional aid to vocational education; and the District of Columbia appropriation Dill. The senate also had a speclul rder on the Alaska railroad bill and to It seems likely that this legislation Is practically certain to pass before warm weather sets In. After the Alaska railroad bill It teems likely that the Adamson bill to create a publlo health service with more extended powers than those now lodged In the public health and marine hospital services will be taken up for consideration and very likely passed. Other matters which may receive the sanction of congress before tho final adjournment of tho session are the flooher bill relative to restricting In terstate commerco In goods made by convicts, and the nurnett bill reeulat Ing tho Immigration of aliens Into the United States. Await Report on Lobby. The lobby Investigation mntter will come beforo the bouse In a sharply pertinent way beforo very long. The members now are awaiting a report from the Judiciary committer on mat ters which may lead to action of some kind In the case of Representative lames T McDermott of Chicago and officers of the National Association of Manufacturers In connection with the Investigation of tho charges which were made when the Mulhall lobby Inquiry was on. It probably will be romembered that In the report of the lobby committee ill the present members of congress whose names were mentioned by wit nesses before the committee were Cleared of "lobbying blame" with the exception of Representative McDer mott. In his case the testimony was laid before the bouse without any rec ommendation and It Is taken for granted apparently that the house will take Borne action looking either to the punishment or to the exoneration of this Illinois congressman whose nsme was so frequently mentioned In connection with lobbying activities. In addition to bills already on the calendar, there are three other pieces of legislation certnln to come before this congress which have not yet reached the calendars of either house. The first of these Is the amendment to the anti-trust law, which the presi dent will recommend to congress In a special message. Panama Canal Tolls Again. The other measures are the La Fol lette seamen's bill, which has already passed the senate, and upon which hearings have 'been held by the mer chant marine and fisheries committee of the house, and thex Adamson reso lution. Introduced In the houso Just before the Christmas recess, provid ing for the suspension for two yea's i of that provision In the Panama canal act which will give to American coast wise vessels free tolls. The senate may add one more measure to this list In the bill Introduced by Senator Williams on the closing day of the pre-holiday session, providing for the Insurance of bank deposits. It Is expected that the Adnmson resolution will start again the fight over the tolls question which stirred congress up a year ago. President Wilson thus far has made no an nouncement of his leanings In this matter and It seems likely that he has purposely kept from saying anything about the Issue Involved because of his desire to get the currency bill out of the way before the other mat ter was touched upon. As to Labor Legislation. Labor legislation Is both popular and unpopular In the house of rep resentatives and the senate. For some reason or other members and senators think thut If they vote for such legislation as the labor leaders OBk, tbey will be sure to got the The Sun's Pull. Albert A. Mlchelson, professor in the department of physics at the Univer sity of Chicago, is submitting to meas urement the periodic distortions of the earth's surface caused by the sun and moon. Professor Mlchelson, Whose discoveries won for him the Nobel prize for physics in 1907, is doing this solar work at the Lake 'eneva (Wis.) observatory. He has found that the rigidity of the earth Is virtually that of steel, and that the surface of solid earth la distorted by the action of the sun and moon about oue-fourth as much as water. The chief apparatus for the experiments is a tube 600 feet long and eight Inches in diameter, half tilled with water, and sunk six feet In the ground. As the sun and moon draw the water to one end of the tube or the other, the difference In the lev el is measured with Instruments of ex treme delicacy. The average change In level between the two ends has been found to be one-thousandth of an Inch. The accuracy of the measure ment has been carried to one per cent of this fraction, a degree never be fore achieved. support of labor at the pulls. In this respect therefore It may bn said that a chance to vote for lubor legisla tion is popular, but there are times i when representatives and senators are so convinced the legislation asked is not eminently proper that they make up their minds to vote against it and by so doing they feel they may lose votes, and therefore In this respect la bor legislation at tlmoii may be said to be unpopular. In Washington, officials In congress and out of it recognize, no matter to what party they belong, that progres slvlsra Is the order of the duy in legis lation and the progresBlvlsrn and hu manltarlanism frequently are insep arable. It took congress a long whllo to pass an eight-hour a day labor law. All government work done by the gov ernment itself was put on an eight hour basis a long time ago, but It was only recently that the federal eight hour law was made to apply to gov ernment work contracted for by pri vate corporations. It Is apparent that tho present ad ministration Is fully In sympathy not only with tho eight-hour movement, but with the plea that eight hours for work, eight hours for play and eight hours for sleep constitute the proper living day for man. Socritary Hedfleld of the department of com merce probably would not have ex pressed himself so freely as be has on the eight hour matter If ho wore not sure of the sympathy of his chief. Mr. Redfleld's Position. At a meeting of the American Asso ciation for I-abor Legislation held re cently Secretary Itcdfleld Bald: "I believe that when our factories are run so that the workmen go homo without bolng fatigued from overlong hours, and not till then, will we be able to compete successfully against all comers In tho markets of the world. I could not afford to employ In a factory men who are half sick, who come to work after having hud bad breakfasts, who are partly poisoned. They would be economically unprofit able. And yet fatigue Is part poison." Postal Service Efficient A high type of efllclency Is claimed for the United States postal service by Uncle Sam's ofllclals, who are charged with the duty of Mb ad ministration. It Is said that the single exception of Helglum, "where the traf fic conditions resemble those of state rather than those of a country," the United States stands at the head of all countries In operative efficiency. This Is said on tho authority of Rep resentative Lewis of Maryland, author of the parcel post act, who has been digging Into the subject. It is known that Uncle Sara's letter rate of postage Is enough to yield 31 1-3 per cent profit, and the postal efficiency of this country Is attained In spite of the high prices which must be paid for material, stamps, paper, etc., and the much higher wages which are paid to American postal workmen than to those who do the same work In Europe. Steady Increase In the Service. Since the year 1886 not only has the number of pieces of mall, Includ ing potb domestic and foreign matter, Increased gradually, but the number of plec.es handled by each post office employe each year has Increased. This Increase has been going on while the average handling Individual bits of mall has gono down. From 1880 to 1912 "not only have the units of service more than doubled in size, bnt city and rural deliveries have been added, thus virtually dou bling the quantity of th6 servico. Thus even If the cost per piece of mall naturally had remained stationary It would bo shown clearly that the cost actually had gone down." The number of pieces mailed In the year 18S6 Including domestic and foreign matter was 3.474.000.000. while the number of employes wsb 122.698. In that year the number of mall pieces handled by each employe per annum was 28.313. The coBt for the average mall, piece, reckoned in cents, was 1.44. Eight years later, in 1894, the number of employes hnd Increased to 183.916, and the number of pieces of mall had Jumped to 4,919.090.000. This resulted In the number of mall pieces per employe per annum reaching the figure of 26.746. and the cost per average mall piece becoming, In cents. 1.67. Average Cost Has Gone Down. Ten years later, In 1904, the num ber of pieces handled by each employe during the year had Increased to 35, 366, and the average cost per each mall piece had gone down to 1.63. In 1912 the average cost had gone down to 1.34; the number of employes, a trifle below that of 1910, stood at 290,701; the estimated number of mall pieces handled over 17,600,000.000, and the number of pieces handled by each employe during the year reached high water with the figure 60,504. The explanation of this high degree of efficiency Is to bo found, according to Mr. Lewis, In tho fact that the low postal rates have stimulated business and have consequently almost auto matically forced complete utilization of the plant. "ObviouBly," says Mr. Lewis, "tho amount of traffic will de pend on the rate." Frills on Frenzied Finance. When Ralph A. Craves went out ahead of Damaged Goods last August, he decided to sell outright a wonder fully constructed piece of Junk which he flattered himself, was a motor car. i One of his friends had described this distorted mechanism thus: "It's a good thing to have, Ralph, If you can't afford an automobile." Another friend bought the mechani cal wonder for $350 and wound up the transaction as follows: "Now, Ralph, I've given you three fifty for this machine, and you've agreed to let roe have it for that on time. That's very good, very good. Now, I have the machine as collateral for a loan. You lend me $100, and 111 give you a Hen on the machine to In sure payment. You see, that puts me $100 and an automobile to the good, and It relieves you of the machine and leaves you with $100 well Invest ed." As Graves got on the train for his first dash Into the west, be was chat tering to himself and making long col umns of figures on hU cuft Popular Magazine. UNCLE SAM 115 FARMERS AGENT Unique Bill Introduced By Sena tor Borah. PROPOSES CLEARING HOUSE Says Trusts Have Done More For the Farmer Than the Government Calls Competition Mother Of Waste. Washington. A popular govern ment Institution for the scientific mar keting of farm products, to be known as the Agricultural Capital, to be sepa rate from any existing branch of the government, was proposed in a bill by Senator Borah, Designed primarily to eliminate mid dlemen and reduce the cost of living, to arrange transportation facilities and otherwise improve conditions of the farmers and consumers, the bill arouned considerable Interest among senators by Its radical suggestions, and was referred to the Agricultural Committee. The institution would be controlled bv a board of 15 directors. It would be made up of county organizations requiring at lenst CO farmers In eac'i county to form a branch association, eaoh to conduct the marketing of all the crops of Its members under rules and regulations to be drawn hy tho general board, which would be elected by the Individual members every five years. Earnings in excess of expenses, when it should become self-sustaining, and 3 per cent, would be returned pro rata to the members. Each branch or ganization would be controlled by a board of trustees and a general direct or and would serve not only as a clearlng-houso for marketing and standardizing the farmers' products. but would also be authorized to loan j capital to Its members and to assist in ! the production of crops. I Senator Borah explained that he had not written the mensure, but had Intro- I duced, it together with a memorial at the request of E. II. Rettig, a farmer of Opportunity, Washington. In the memorial Rettig submitted that fanners were neglected by tho government and ho mndo the declara tion that the big trusts had dono more good for tho public thnn' tho govern ment Asserting that competition Is the mother of waste, Mr. Rettig said: "The law of business success is co operative. "Think of the stupidity of our na tional government." he continued, "en couraging Its citizens to produce wealth and after it has been produced Insisting on these same citizens con testing against each other for pos session of the things they have pro duced. HAS BROKEN RIB. Unpleasant Experience Of Senator Bacon, Of Georgia. Washington. To have a broken rib for almost two weeks and not know It is tho rather unusual experience of Senator Bacon, of Georgia. Tho dis covery has Just been mndo by tho Sen ator. The sixth rib on tho Senator's left sido Is broken, the result of a fall in a bath tub recently while visiting friends at Albany, Ga. At the time Sonator Bacon paid lit tle attention to the injury, but he con tinued to siiffor and consulted a physi cian, lie was "bound up like a mummy," as he expressed it KILLS HIS FOSTER SISTER. Boy Says the Gun Went Off During Struggle. Easton, Pa. Josephine Yut, II years old, was shot and killed by John Harrison, 16 years old, on a farm near here. After his arrest the boy snld the girl scolded him for shooting at cats In the barnyard and in an attempt to take the weapon away from him it was accidentally discharged. The shotgun with which the Rhootlng was dine was a Christmas present to tho boy from Edward Transue, who had adopted the boy and the girl when they were very young. ANTI-SUFFRAGISTS GAME. Would Let People Vote On Equal Rights Question. Boston. The Massachusetts Asso ciation Opposed to the Further Ex tension of Woninn Suffrage filed a bill with the clork of the Houne which pro poses that the question of votes for women be submitted to the people for a vote. The suffragists advocato a constitutional amendment giving wom en the franchise. WANT "T. R." AS COLLEGE HEAD. University Of Washington Alumni Be gins Campaign. Seattle. A meeting of the graduates of the University of Washington, in- eluding four former presidents of the student body, was held to Bet In motion a campaign for the election of Theo dore Itoosovelt as president of the uni versity. The new board of regents Is seeking a president and will bold Its first meeting this week. 1700,000 RED CROSS MEMORIAL. Building Will Be Erected On Capital's "Marble Row." Washington. Another notable addi tion to the national capital's beauti ful "marble row" on oventeenth street aud almost withfn a stono's throw of the White House will be the magnificent Red Cross Memorial to tbo women of tho Civil War, the site fnr which was announced by Secretary Garrison, of the War Department, chairman of the commission to select the location for the memorial. HENRY HOWLAND Woman Is nearer the ivari state thnn mn. Jlrr only function Is to bear chil dren. rrnfeor Harnent of Harvard. Bbe la nothing but a woman with a vulc tliHt'i no ft anil iwti't, Making aarred all ahe touchra, e'en the diiat b.'nwith her fovt. With a IuukIi that's awivii'Ht mimic and a slR-h tlmt'i iweeti-r yet. With a look that mukoa you wonder and remember and forKet Juat a om:in who la pure. With a fulth airfiui and aure Who haa inuda you aomcwhnt belter since the moment when you mat. She li nothing but a woman, of a lower typo than man. Her development restricted, fashioned on a poorer plan: Leiniliit; little us the ages and tho aeons roll away. Made to serve a nlncln purpoae. and r main unthinking clay: . Juat a woman In whoao eyea All that's true Olid tender Ilea, Juat n woman claiming grucea as angels only may. She la nothing but a woman who when days of trouble come When the friends of fairer moments turn their facea and are dumb Hover near with tender Rlanoes and with worda that aoothe and cheer Just a woman, hoping bravely when you weakly yield to fear; Juat a woman clinging faat To the love that, at tho luat, Shall become your sweet aulvatlon, as the farther shorea appear. Found Out. T see," he said, "that young. John D. Rockefeller's Sunday school class has decided that a man ought not to marry on less than $1,100 a year." "What Is your own opinion?" she Bilked. "Well, Tra Inclined to think two people ought to be ablo to get along on 11,000 a year." "So you get $20 a week, do you?" Not a Forcible Illustration. "Do you know," asked the abstainer, "that tho money which the American people spend for drink In a slnglo year would be sitfllolent to build a stone tower 40 feet in diameter and a mllo high?" "Would It?" asked the man with the spongy nose, "but who wants a silly old stone tower like that?" LOOKING AT IT PHILOSOPHICAL LY. "Sny, Pink," said Jimmy the safe cracker, "I'm gettin' sick of dls kind of a llfo. I wish I could git into something else" "Aw, wot's da matter wit you?" his partner re plied. "Come on, now, and cut out dat kind of talk. Ain't you ever found out dat nobody's satisfied wit de business doy're in?" Discarded. She (ravo him her youth and her beauty. She save htm her Innocent heart; She deemed It her Rlorloua duty To be his Inferior pnrt; In strknes she mlnlHtered to him. Their children she clasped to her bre-nat; Aa only Ood knows men aha knew him, She was worthy of him at his beat. His name became hers, and she bora it Aa something too sacred to shame; He ernve her his rlnc and she wore It With a faithfulness proof npnlnst blamej But, aged by her labors and Jnded, And rohhed of her fnlth and her pride. She Is paid to permit a tlecmded. Routed siren to thrust her nsldc. Wasted Talent. "Mrs. Wuppsey's friends t,hlnk she would have made a gveat actress If sho hnd adopted tho stage as a profes sion." "Well, they may bo right. She scorns to be very clover as a mimic." Tes, and she hasn't a solitary mole between the nape of her neck and tho i s mall of her back." Chinese Politics. TJo you think tho Chinese will be able to govern themselves?" asked the reformor. "No," replied the professional poli tician, "thoy haven't any chance In the world. Their fathers and grand-- fathers never voted, so how are they going to And out which parties they belong to?" All It Had Been Represented to Be. "Did you find the play to bo as artistic as It bad been reported to be?" "Yes. It wob about tho dullest three hours I ever lived through." Similar. Society Is like a sleeping bag all 'right when you're In, but not much to .look at from the outside. Ita Favorite Food Jealousy Is a thing that fattens by ! feeding on 1U own spume. ' . mm mm liiSi! fill! "mi Are Your Hands Tied? by a chronic disease eommon to kind 7 Yon leel dull headscheyT Hack ache, pains here and the dusiness or .rhapa hot flashes? There's nothing yon can accomplish nothing- you can enjoyl Share's no good reason for it-because too can find permanent relief in DR. PIERCE'S Favorite Prescription lira. Fannie H. Brent, of Rryant, Nelson Co., Vs., writes: -I believe I had vary pain and ache a woman could bave, my back was weak, and I suffered with nervousness and could not sleep at night Sullered with soreness in my riffbt hip, and every month would bave spells and have to stay in bed. I have taken eijrht bottles of yonr 'Favorite Prescription' and one rial of your 'Pleasant Pallets'. Can now do my work for six in family, sod feel like a new woman. I think it is the best medicine in the world for women. I recommend it to all my friends sod many of them bare been greatly benefited by it Dr. FULBCirs PURASAJVT PELLETS Relieve Liver Ills! "Do You Spank Your Baby?" Sahlei are Rood when they are comfortable, and yon must soothe ttiel delicate nerves. 1'ollow lbs e"i 'o of wise mothers and five them Dr. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP The standard American remedy for infant complaints. Prevents Cholera Infantum, cures I'onitipation and Colic, makes Teething simple an4 eaio, as cents at drtigKt- Trial bottle free if you mention this paper. Usds only by DKi U i-AUUNLV & SON. ILmusiow. ks WW East Is West. It Isn't so very many years ago since China was regarded as a land apart, having nothing in common with Occidental civilization. Now it Is coming with a rush Into the west ern world. ., ' Until recently all that was heard from that remote land almost as re mote In this age as In Marco I'olo's was about queus, and heathen Idols, and bound feet, and hatred of "for eign devils." It Is different now. A I'ekln suffragetto goes up to lick the editor, rarllunient is In sesion. It is In session for a year without doing anything. The government culls (or prayers. Peoplo insist that the school system Is out of dute. The president announces bis devotion to the constitution. They used to say that "east Is east," It Isn't any longer. It's weBt Kansas City Star. Best of Fire Alarm Boxes. After work extending over two years, officials of New York city bave devised a fire alarm box which has been dedicated to the use of Now York without royalty, and It is ex pected that tho cost under competitive bidding will not exceed $4.1. Tho price of fire alarm boxes during the Inst several years under competitive bidding has run from $75 to $175 each. Tbo averngo prlco has been $125 each. Tho estimated saving, therefore, will be $S0 a box. Tho lire department experts have finished their box Just In timo to meet tho needs of the city, as only six per cent, of tho boxes are modern, the rest being obsolete and many being In an unsafe and even dangerous condition. Trapped. Ills Wife I met our maid Anna Just now on the street and sho pre tended not to see me. Her Husband You ought to point out to Anna the impropriety of such conduct Ills Wifo Put how can I? You see, she had another girl with her, and It was quite evident sho didn't want her friend to know she was working for a woman who wore a two-dollar-and ft half hut." Nothing to Worry About. "Have you heard about tho awful thing Mr. Jobson did this morning? Several of the neighbors saw him dragging his wife around In tho back yard by her hair. Don't you think tho authorities ought to do something about It?" "Why should tho authorities luterfrre? Haven't you heard that Jobson and his wife are working for a moving plcturo film concern?" Forlorn Objects. "Thero Is something pathetic about a deserted house that has fullcn Into mine." "Yes, Indeed. And sometimes a pair Of discarded suspenders will move a sentimental person to teurs." Compromise. "Ho is one of those near-vegetarians." "What Is a near vegetarian?" "He never eats meat except when ho Is invited out." A Hint "I suppose some, country sites are rery inviting." "And uninvited, If they're para sites. WONDERED WHY. Found the Answer Was "Coffee," Many palo, sickly persons wonder for years why they have to suffer so, and eventually discover that the drug caffeine in coffee is tho main causa of tho trouble. "I wns always vory fond of coffeo and drank It every day. I never had much flesh and often wondered why I was always so palo, thin and wenk. "About five years ago my health completely broke down and I was con fined to my bed. My stomach was In such condition that I could hardly tako sufficient nourishment to sustain life. "During this time I was drinking coffee, didn't think I could do without t- r "After awhllo I came to the conclu sion that coffee was hurting mo, and decided to give it up and try Posturn. When it was made right dark and rich I soon became very fond of it. "In ono week I began to feel better. I could ent more and sleep butter. My sick headachos were loss frequent, and within five months I looked and felt like a new being, headache spells en tirely gone. "My health continued to Improve and today I am well and strong, weigh 148 lbs. I attribute my present health i to the life-giving qualities of Posturn." Name given by Postum C,o., Battle Creok, Mich. Read "The Road to Well- Tllle," In pkgs. Postum now comes In two forms: Regular Postum must be well twlled. Instant Postum is a soluble pow der. A teaspponful dissolves quickly CUP 01 001 water ana. wun cream nd BURar' ro" a dollclu beverage, instantly, urocers sen ootn Kinas. "There's s Reason" lor Postum. woman Looking Forward. Griggs If you continue In the way you are managing your business tt will be a long time before you ar able to draw a coinfortnblo lncoms from It. TwIjtrs Yea, I know; but by thai time the Income tax probably will be) abolished. Springfield Union. She Did. Pill Who was It said that all met) are liars? Jill Mrs. Pankhuist, I guess. Worms eipelled promptly from the hnmaa BTairni Willi lit. I'rrrj'a Vermifuge uLa4 Shot." Adv. Tho girl who persists in doing mora than her slmre of the courting Is apt to break Into tho spinster class. In Oregon tho law fixes minimum wnge of $9.25 a week for adult womea clerks. Mrn.Wlonlow'e Booinlnir Syrup for Childraa) teethlnir. softens the a-unm. reduees Intlammas Uoniliays paln.cures wind college a bonis asj It does look sometlmos whrcb of sin Is wealth. like the) Rheumatic Twinges yield Immediately to Sloan's Lin iment It relieves aching; and swollen parts instantly. Reduces Inflammation and quiets that a(ron Itlng pain. Don't rub it pene trates. iMMEMT Kills Pain (fives quick relief from chest and throat affections. Have rou tried Sloan's f Here's what others say i Relief from Rhenmatlim mother III, Uird nn Kjm SaHI of Sloan's Liniment, and altlioii,?i she is over 83 years of see, she tins olv tinned sreat relief from her rhrnma- USIU." Alrfc II. . LiluUimuf, iittnj, i II f. Good for Cold and Cnrap A little hoy not door hadrman.1 pre ths mother Sloan's IJniment to try. She save him three drops on aurar before soing to bed, and he rot up with out Die rri.itn in mnr.ii.. Ifr W U. Atnsna, J.'ll ftamod At., Catoys, UL Neoralsla Con Sloan's Liniment la tho hl cine in the world. It bus relieved me of neuralgia. Thoss pains have all tone and I can truly say your l.inlment did Al all Dsalws. Pries 25a.. BOe. A 11.00 Sloan a Instructors Booklet Horses sant fra. DR. CARl S. SLOAJt, Inc. BOSTON. BASS. TOR OLD AND YOUNG Tatt's Liver I'llls act ss klndlr on the child, ths delicate Icrnaie or Infirm old age, as upoa ine viirorous man. 'ills five tone and strength to ths weak stomatsfe Dowels, Kidneys and bladder.. SETZ-IT Pels tho color In wash fubrics. Fool the laun dry inca: save your shirts. Mall o ft sample. (iuai-Hiiteod. Your mouey back if not SHilsllcd. SETZ-IT COM PANY, BOX 191, CELINA, O. THAT HORRIBLE ITCHING of the tkln, ecastna chop pod hands, and all skis diseases cured by My Cream Ointment. Lad.ie remove those pimples and blotches and have skla as smooth as velvet. Sold on a positive euarante and sant post(aid to any part of the United States tot 53 eents a package. A.-ents wanted. 1HB CREAM OINTMENT COMPANY, ttradlotd. Pann., U. S. A. Everyone Should HaveThis Protection "Mats TlM- Kiyltit Padlock (irt s sboi-re Mlet anal ar V. fcWWSJ SBsSV a AU Sms , I OUR A OI NT OwtrMI WII.M s WIIUMIfltl. Plot)l J SMVltl NM SM HO i erSMeaaM. tepexed ! CM I nat St si, HI ImIj. sIU witttsMts "wart. Hfl f9 m Ul.Cta lrtMt. AbaMfl 4MtP ft.MS SSW 1 HlUUt LOCK COMPANY. 4021 TMMy St Friatr Hm CONSTIPATION Onntalns no dmsi absolutely hsrmlos: reeonw uiotiiti'd by all utiy slrlaim as being the only naturaL drug-leaa blarnlu W rite for lturwlitr or send AOS int a JNWnv'- til s i A V mil I.I K a I ! At.k, 11 V, II 111 bTUtKT, NfctV lotus BEAUTY'S NEW CREED SSJSWfc bow to gain and preserve beamy. Postpaid 60 rent, sras circular. It. It, VitlHJt, Atlantic low W. N. U, BALTIMORE. NO. 4-1914. KM CnI Syraa. Tula Ooed. la Una. Said by Draasuta. 17 IP) e" H in
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