f ALL OVEfl THE STATES TOLD IN SHORT ORDER Ch-ster. Crum Lyiine station, on the Pennsylvania Railroad, near this city, was broken Into by burglars, who stole the money from the tele phone Blot machine. South Bethlehem. Utile six-year-old John Burner died here In terrible agony from hydrophobia. Six weks ago he wan bitten by a dog. Four physicians worked for hours to gave the lad. Kllzabethtown. K. F. Creep, re Biding near town, has a patch of strawberries that Is bearing Its third crop this season. They are of good size. Reading. William Damns, charg ed with the theft of an automobllo on June 29, was convicted and given a sentence of not less than nine months and not more than three fears In the Eastern Penitentiary. York. Business men are making an effort to have the Brethren Church hold the annual meeting In York. It Is estimated that at least 30,000 vlHltors will come to this city during the convention. Reading. Geo. A. Boyr, through his mother, .Wary Reber, Instituted a suit against the Allentown-Portland Cement Company for $5,000 damages for the loss of a leg In a conveyor at defendant's plant at Molltown. Scranton. The Hod Carriers, at their national convention here, voted one thousand dollars to the Mc Namara defense fund. It was also decided to convene only every Ave fears instead of every two years. Macungle. The irou foundry plant at this place was bought byH. W Schants, for a number of town folks, who will organize a stock com pany and put the plant In operation, after quite an Idleness. Reading. Mrs. Sarah D. Hart- man, mother of ten children with sixty grandchildren, ten great-grandchildren and three groat-great-grand-children, died here of old age In her 85th year. She was the only sur viving head of Ave generations. Allentown. Eighteen people were badly Injured and a score shaken up and cut by glass in a head-on col lision between a southbound Phila delphia car and a lineman's car near Mountain Villa, on the Philadelphia division or the Lehigh Valley Transit Company. York. An $800,000 syndicate will operate a plant In this city for the manufacture of automatic venti lators. Incorporation papers were signed for the merging of the Pull man Ventilator Company, York, with similar concerns in Rochester and New York city. Easton. Peter Schoch. aged 18 years, son of Dr. William E. Schoch, of this city, was killed by a Lehigh Valley train near Alpha, N. J. At a timekeeper for the railroad he had finished taking the time of a gang and had walked a short distance up the track. No one saw him struck. Reading. L. H. Focht & Son, ol this city, were the lowest of seven bidders upon the new Penn Street bridge to be erected over the Schuyl kill River. This firm will likely re reive the contract at Its bid of $325, 910. The local contracting firm lead competitors from Philadelphia, New York and Easton. Carlisle. The 129th annual open ing of Dickinson College was hon ored by the Informal premutation to faculty, students and citizens ol Carlisle of Dr. Eugene Allen Noble, the newly-elected president, who suc ceeds Dr. George Edward Reed, re signed. Butler. Upon the recommenda tion of a special Grand Jury called to Investigate acts of violence to th property of the Pittsburgh, Butler, Harmony and Newcastle trolley road during a strike In August, charges ol conspiracy were made and Indict ments found against twenty laboi leaders and former employees of the road. Lewlstown. John Wagner, a track walker, stumbled over the body of a man along the tracks and found another two hundred feet away while making arrangements for the re moval of the first. The bodies wer Identified as those of J. P. Hoffer fan, thirty-five years old, of Brook lyn, N. Y., and Lawrence Edwards, of Portage, Pa. Annvllle. Amid cheers Rev. Law rence Kelster, president of Lebanon Valley College, announced at th opening chapel exercises of the forty-sixth collegiate year the gifts of Dr. Daniel Eberly. The gifts ar the Eberly Scholarship fund oi $5,000, the Eberly farm proceeds tc aid Indigent students, val led at $12. 000, and Eberly endowment fund ol 140.000. Announcement, also wae made that President Kelster had do nated his salary since he has been president. The amount is $6,400. Norrlstown. Joseph Mueller, thir ty-one years old, an attendant at the State Hospital for the Insane, wai beaten to death by Benjamin K Price, colored, who Is one of the criminal patients at the institution The attendant was In a field near the hospital grounds with several pa tients, cleaning up and fixing roads He told Price to pick up some stones The order angered the colored man and he turned on Mueller with heavy pick he had In his hand. Hi crushed In the guard's skull with a number of blows. York. Jesse Frysinger, of thli city, committed suicide by shooting himself through the head at his chicken farm, near York Haven, where he had gone for an outing. Mr, Frysinger had been a prominent cigar manufacturer at Hanover for a num Oer of years, but retired from busl oess. He had started a chicken farm and had raised about 8,000 chickens For service In war France has built a monoplane which carries three men. It is driven by a 100 aorsepower motor. CHAMPION FOR the seventh time America bae scored In the International matches for the Harraswortb trophy for the world's motor boat championship, Dixie IV. carrying off the honors. That speedy boat defeated the Duke of Westminster's Pioneer at Huntington, Long Island. In two races. In the second contest the engines of the chal lenger collapsed twice. CAUSE OF TOOTHACHE Hign Tension Electrical Currents Responsible for Suffering. Physicians Have Traced Many Other Ailments to Electricity Increas ing Use Causes Much Apprehension. New York. Wireless toothache, due to the high tension electrical currents produced in sending wireless mes sages, Is the latest disease discovered by New York physicians, and It Is said hundreds of wireless operatora, professional and amateur. In this city and Its neighborhood are 'suffering from It Prediction Is also made that the heavy currents discharged by, the wireless telegraph will produce other nervous diseases among those who ex pose themselves too much to such phenomena. There perhaps are thou sands of amateur wireless operators In New York city. Investigation dis closes that many of them have bad toothache since they began their wire less studies and experlnents. What other diseases of a nervous sort have followed In the wake o the current only will be revealed by scientific in vestigation. A prominent European physician discovered the wireless toothache, and the bad effect of the high tension cur rents on the nerves of his patients. He predicts there will be a general increase of nervous ailments, due to that cause. That physlclun says the neurotic elements are aiiected so by tbe currents that a low grade neuritis Is produced which progresses accord ing to each patient's general physical condition, hygienic surroundlugs. oc cupation and- habits The Europeon Investigator points out that the elec tricity artificially permeates the sur rounding atmosphere and that a per son brought in contact with It, day after day, must have a good constltu tlon to withstand Its effects Weak persons even may suTer from aggra vated forms of nervous disorder by NEW SKIRT DISPLAYS ANKLES Man Milliner of New York Tells of French Style Which Permits of Easy Walking by Women. New York. Charles Kurzman, the world famous Fifth avenue milliner, wbo arrived tbe other day on tbe Kaiser Wtlhelm II., brought word of a new fashion set at Trouvllle to per mit of more graceful walking and showing tbe ankles. The new style, set by tbe Baronne de Vaugban at the French vatering place. Is tbe antithe sis of the old bobble skirt, which re stricted and hampered walking in stead of making it easy. Mr. Kurzman also declared that tbe fashion of the season will be curves In tbe making of gowns and that the Parisian couterlers have orders to make curves, no matter bow tbe fig ure, and that tbey bad evolved some startling effects. Fur hats and large velvet bats will be the rage this season and paradise and ostrich feathers, as well as goura. will be seen much In fashionable bead-gear. CHILD PREVENTS SPREE Bad Man of Nevada Meets Penniless Tot, Shows Her the Sights and Goes Home Sooer. Wlnnemucca. Nev The other day Jack Woodruff mounted bis horse at Paradise, Nev., 45 miles from Wlnne muccs off the railroad, but on tbe map concluding to take in the circus which showed here. His intention was. In addition to seeing the circus, to mke a day of It after the manner of Oie reckless kind not only shoot In up the town as In days of yore, b it as near to It as modern civilized jondltlons would nermlt Everything, however, moved wrong with Jack when he got to Wlnne mucca, and in a somewhat surly mood ha lounged to the circus lot early. took In the side show, bought his tick et for the big three-ringed event ana meandered toward the front door. ,A little girl, trembling with excite ment at the novel scenes about ber, was stancing In his way. He baited i.nd said curiously. MOTOR BOAT OF THE JLJk . wwi.-iL TWO WCW3 Or DIXIE- IX the wireless process, be asserts. When tbe European physician an nounced tbe discovery of wireless tootbacbe he was scoffed at by other doctors, who bad not studied tbe ques tloq as be bad. Tbe discovery, bow ever, is being regarded seriously on both sides of tbe Atlantic, and skilled minds are seeking to discover what other ailments may be caused by such high tension currents being loose In the air. It Is recalled the X-ray affects tbe skin and tissues insidiously and often disastrously Nor Is it any secret that persons who are compelled to pass long periods In rooms where big dyna mos are In operation frequently show neurotic tendencies. Physicians wbo use tbe ultra-violet, high tension and other torms of electricity In treatment often suffer neurotic affections. These things indicate, it Is suggested, that disease producing qualities !urk in electricity of which little Is known as yet Third rails, live trolley wires, telephone and telegraph wire- and other agencies are discharging Into the air constantly currents of elec tricity hlcn pass th-ough persons In the streets and elsewhere, and there are physicians who fear that as the use of electricity Increases, wireless telegraphy and telephony get In full swing, wireless toothache will be merely one of a long list of nervous diseases directly traceable to excess of electricity In tbe atmosphere. Name for Roosevelt Baby. Ean Francisco. The little daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., in to have a christening , party soon, but the precise date is not detl nlte. The little girl is to be named Grace Green Roosevelt, after her grandmother. Mrs. H Addison Alex ander, whose maiden name was Grace Green. Mrs. Alexander is here rrora New York as tbe guest of her daugh ter. Tbe latter Is In the best or health, receiving ber frlendit wbo come to see th4 child. Tbe baoy has received gifts from all over the country. "SEA SERPENT" IN A CANAL Bather Who Fled Before It Says Its Head Was Like a Dog's Fol lowed by Several Men. Richfield. N. J. Several bathers In the Morris canal made a hasty retreat from the water when tbe cry of "devil fish" was raised by Robert Thompson, a farm band Thompson, wbo wa some distance from the other bathers, declares that when be first bsw the monster It was following him with its head out of the water. He at first thought it was a small dog, but on looking at It more closely he discovered, be says, that Its head was similar to that of a por poise. The strange creature followed him to the bank, and be says be climbed up the bank Just In time to escape it Tbe monster then turned about and went down stream toward the other bathera. Not knowing what tbe thing was and wishing to warn tbe others, Thompson called out: "Look out for tbe devil fish!" This had the desired result and the men left the water. "Sir, ain't you going to the clrcusf" Me," she timidly answered "I haven't got the money." Whereupon Jack went back and bought a ticket for the girl. While the fire engine was running to tbe clown'a Ore and Rescue Hose No. 1 was doing antics saving people and the whole tent was In an uproar, he turned to tbe little girl and said: "Sis, how do you like the circus?" All she replied was: "It's Just beau tiful." This was repeated In answering his questions a half dozen times, and Jack's Interest In tbe child became in tensified. When the performance In tbe big tent was over be seized ber by tbe band and took her Into tbe menagerie, where she was mystified and delight ed and was loathe to leave, banging back and taking a last lingering look at tbe camels and elephants. When Jack got her to tbe front door, or marque, be met the balloon boy and WORLD , t3-m.wM WAR ON GROUND SQUIRRELS Government Officials Destroying Ro dents Infested With Bubonic Plague Germs Cats Warned Away. Seattle, Wash. Fotowlng the news that ground squirrels caught along tbe Columbia river were found to be In fested wltb germs of the bubonic plague, government employes are go ing through farms and ranches poison ing and killing tbe squirrels by every method yet devised. Tbe ground squirrels of the Pacific slope from southern California to Brit ish Columbia have been found to pos sess the germs of tbe plague. Tbe lo calities where the germ-laden squir rels have been discovered are yet widely separated, but tbe federal au thorities are taking no chances with tbe pests carrying tbe disease farther away. The squirrels are being poisoned and trapped by the federal employes, wbo are making every effort to prevent communication of the plague' germ to tbe rats of the cities and towns along tbe coast Since embedded In the black wharf rats of tbe coast cit ies the danger of a ' quick spread of tbe plague to human beings Is almost certain. It Is said by experts that a bite by the ground squirrel or rat In fected by the germs would be suffi cient to transmit the disease to other animals and to human beings. Because of Its prevalence In parts of the uorthwest farmers who have been employing cats to rid the Holds of gophers and squirrels have been warned to keep tbe cats In, lest they, too, become Infected, making It eay to transmit the disease to tbe family. Blindfolded Dancer Makes Hit. London. Mme. Mella, wbo is now starring at tbe Palace theater In Lon don, made a great bit with her danc ing In Berlin. Hungarian by birth. Rhe was trained In tbe best ot alt schools now In existence, tbe Russian ballet The novelty of her performance lies In her ability to dance bllndrolded among eggs placed at regular Inter vals In rows on the stage without breaking or even touching them Albert Woodrow of Brookdale. wbo had a good view of the thing as It passed him in the water, says that It was at least 10 feet long, bad a round greenish body and a !iead as big arf that of a bulldog, wb'rh It bobbed up out of the water at Intervals. "If It was a water snake." declared Wood row, "it was tbe biggest I ever saw. and I have seen hundreds of them." Several men followed It dpwn the canal for a short distance, but It went so fast that they soon lost Bight of It. Word was sent to tbe lock tender at tbe Bloom field plane to keep a look out for the fish, but so far It hag not been seen at that point Tbe alarm reached Bloomfleld and the several bathing resorts on tbe canal were soon deserted. Another Matter. "Tbere goes a man who would charge to tbe cannon's mouth." "Maybe, so. but would be face the Ore of tbe rocking chair brigade at a summer hotel?" bought the blue-eyed little girl In a blue calico dreBs a blue balloon and another bag of popcorn. "Little girl, bow did you tike tbe circus?" be Anally inquired, smilingly and almost tenderly.,. "It was Just beautiful," she answer ed again, with tears running down her cheeks. And Jack, putting his hand to his eyes, found tears running down there, also. A moment later be called out, "Oood-by, little girl," and, getting on his horse, rode back to Paradise, 43 miles away. When he reached home his folks asked blm bow be liked tbe sho whereupon he answered somewhat softly for him: "It was bully! Saved me a big drunk, somehow Wants Husband Declared Dead. Independence, Kan. la have ber husband, wbo disappeared June 1U04, declared legally dead, and to compel a fraternal order to pay ber $2,000 Insurance on bis life, Is tbe ob ject of a suit brougnt tn the district court by Mrs. Avelln Steinaker of t'aney. " Secret of True National Greatness Dy Rev. JAMES P. MARTIN Pntor of l(rd Park PmbyttfUa Church. Dtavw, Colo. Tbe enduring story of America Is Dot yet fulfilled. Tbe anniversary of a national birthday leads us to reflect upon the state of things. Calm Judg ment would lead us to see many de fects and crudities In tbls passing era. Our blftory as a nation, our wondrous tales of fabulous wealth and unique physical advancement, parallels and re sembles an Individual wbo, hastening to get wealth and power and to be master of applying science to Indus try, lit Left vulnerable points in his own education; is like the man wbo, gathering generously, Is spending equally prodigally. We have grown big sq fast that we have become awe stricken at our own size. We might well sit at British feet and learn. We are confused of face at the thought of poverty and squalor, when our German friends are ap proaching the problems so wisely. We are shameless because of our conceit and arrogance In our dally contact with men, but "the little brown man" of the east Is thoughtful here and might teach us manors. What shall we say of child labor; factory life In general; mining horrors; congestion In cfty lire: ravages of disease? We surely cannot count ourselves as per feet, nor to have even attained unto our high calling. We need right now, less of pyrotech nics, whether as fireworks or vain Idle bubbling from some so-called patriot the measure of. whose patriotism is de termined by the length of time and ra pidity of accumulation In feeding at tbe public crib. To my mind we need most to re flect soberly and deliberately as indi viduals every day the country over. The first thinking should be not of what other men ought to do, or ol what Investigating committees may discover, and ao on, but of what each one as a citizen of ordinary capacity and Intelligence can accomplish as bs forms that part of tbe national entity confined within the limits of home ot neighborhood, town or city In which he lives and votes. Tbe true, sincere dedication of a patriot's own self to country after serious concern for Its needs, may accomplish our Utopian dreams and effect results that shall stand forever. That such dedication may be of profit and glory, each one has a stern duty Incumbent upon blm. He must make tbe most possible of himself and project himself far Into the mass of tbe body politic. That brings me to the theme of tbe morning. Tbe secret lies right here. To have a great na tion, let each Individual make himself wise, strong and self-supporting. We are not saying too much when we re flect that the test of every Institution Is tbe promotion of greatness In tbe lndlvldua.1 Tbe holy word of God stands for the g'ory or the Individual, saying, "Let every man hear his own burden." Christ's estimate or the Individual gives Intensity to our thought. While the world Is busy trampling men under foot, Christ is busy lifting them up. Christ did not consider external condi tions. He went straight to man's soul and stampeded it, "made In God's Image." Midway between selfishness and dis aster stands Christ's philosophy, "Let every man bear his own burden," which asks each man to love bis fel lows and bis God and thus become a Kreat Individual, gathering wisdom and goodness as he goes forth. In In llvldual excellence we have the key of all problems, the solution or all vexed questions, tbe clew or every tbize. The secret or the Increasing wage comes not so much by shortened hours rr laws of regulation as by the excel lence of the individual In doubling the quality and quantity or bis work. When we will, we can double our wages, as a nation. Too many or us are buying tools of heavy labor when we should be developing Intellect. Rely on self. Go early, stay late, give your nights to study, climb, make yourself Indispen sable, save tbe waste. Your fondest hope Is then not beyond your grasp. Tbe difference In men Is not made by unequal laws, but by difference In measuring one's own value. Which Is better, to bring all men down to a common level, or to lift up tbe lowest to the level of the strong est, wisest and greatest? To return to our scheme, the secret or national greatness lies In pereonal culture, per sonal happiness, character and worth. The survival or the fittest is ours here. The boundary between strength and weakness lies there. The strong man wills to be stronger and becomes so. Tbe weak man Is content to stay aa be Is, and so loses bis estate. Give yourselves to preparation for tbe last grand struggle. Ten years of fitting for one year or sublime living Is none too great Such Is time saved. We need Pauls in our lire so that the faith may be spread. We want an Ideal nation Ideal In equal rights for all; Justice, that none shall Buffer; a square deal, with handicaps for none to the advantage or another. The pur pose or God In history Is to exalt mao hood to Its pluce or glory, where all shall be "sons or God." "Behold now are we the sons or God." But are we living as softs or as servants? Let us make ourselves worthy or our high calling by living as God would have us live, for or a truth righteousness exalteth a nation, but "sin is a re proach." Prayer, We don't pray enough. We are dis posed to forget God notwithstanding that our lives are In constant peril. Too frequently we call upon him only when danger is near. If we but main tained an even relation with him be would so Impress us as to keep us out of danger's way. Rev. J. O. Hayes, True Life, San Jose. Dodgers. Tbe average organization In tbe church Is a systematic way of dodg ing responsibility. Rev. B. L. Rhoads, Methodist, Moundsvlile, W. Va. Daniel in the Lion's Den SooJay School Lhms for Spt. 24, 1911 Specially Arranged lor Thi Papor LESSON TEXT Daniel 6. MEMORY VKRflES-21-2J. . GOLDEN TEXT "Th angfl of the Lord envampvth round about thnm that fear him and di'llvereth thnm." Pa. 34:7. TIME Probably B. C. 63. very near the closrt of the seventy yoari' cuptlvlty, soon after Cyrus had conquered babylon In B. C. 639. PLACE Probably in Bubylon, as la shown by the close connection of Dunlel t and t. PERSONS Daniel was probably 80 years ofd; as this event was Ct! ypnrs after Ills going to Babylon, In 604, and lie must have been at least H years old at that time. Cyrus the Persian had Just conquored the Babylonians. ' Darius the Mede, a viceroy of Cyrus, temporary king of the new province, but not In the line of emperor kings. In our last lesson we stood by tbe golden image on the plains near Buby lon. We saw the crowds bowing down before It while tbe heroic three stood up alone. We saw them cast Into the fiery furnace and wonderfully delivered. This was Just after the de struction of Jerusalem and , greatest deportation of exiles and treasures to Babylon. They had reached Babylon. They were In the fiery furnace of af fliction. At this point the three Jews, Sha draub, Meshach and Abed-nego, were preaching a sermon to the captives, heard all over the empire "Be true to your God, and your religion at any cost; yield to no seductions or Idol atry, and God will deliver you from your burning fiery furnace, aa he has delivered us." It was preached at the psychological moment It was heard by the Jews In Pales tine four centuries later when they were persecuted by Antlochus; but It was needed even more by the exiles tn Babylon; and would be worth an hun dred times more to the Jews In th fires of Antlochus, because It was trus In the time of Nebuchadnezzar, and was lived out by tbe deliverance of these captives a few years later. Tbe end of the exile was drawing nigh, as foretold by Jeremiah. The seventy years had nearly elapsed. The king wbo was to bring their deliver ance was on tbe throne. The captives scuttered ull over the empire needed to know this and to be prepared. They had felt the horrors of the wars and rumors of wars, they had seen as It were the stars falling from the politi cal sky, ss Babylon and Nebuchad nezzar. Tbey needed to know that tbe time of their redemption was drawing nigh, and to be prepared for it. Here comes In the event of our les son. Darius, Cyrus, Daniel, known all over the empire, were to present a re splendent light that would shine Into every corner of the realm. Multitudes of tbe exiles must bave suffered for their religion, and they might feel that God was not their friend and helper If Daniel's experience alwaya resulted favorubly while theirs did not. And they needed a visible object lesson of tbe delivering power of God to en courage tbelr hope and faith for the deliverance of tbelr nation from the "den of lions' in which they had been living for almost seventy years. Daniel must have been between eighty and ninety years old at this time. He bad had many trials of his character and faithfulness. He was an exile from home and native land, among enemies to his race and to his God. His native laud was desolate, his relatives scattered; his people were exiles amid many difficulties that must have tested tbelr faith to tbe ut most. But on tbe whole Daniel had been eminently successful, as he was worthy of Buccess. He bad maintained his high character. His course bad been one of almoBt unbroken prosper Ity. Tbe severe trials to which he had been subjected had hitherto resulted only In raising him to higher honors and success. Under Darius, Daniel was recognized as a man ot great ability and Integ rity, and one who could be trusted lm pllclily. Accordingly, he made him one of the three presidents over the 120 governors of as many provinces Into which the kingdom was subdi vided. It was not long before tbe other officers determined that in some way or other, by fair means or foul. they would 'get rid of Daniel. They brought Daniel, and cast him Into the den of Hons. This was ac cording to the Oriental custom on the evening of the same day. The story of the den of lions Is strictly In keep ing with Babylonian usages. Assur- banlpal says In his annals, "The rest of the people I threw alive Into tbe midst of the bulls and lions, as Sen nacberlb, my grandfather, used to do. Daniel from the den ot Hons said, "My God hath sent his angel." He does not say whether the angel was visible or not. The winds and the lightning are God's angels according to the psalmist. But it la probable that he was visible to Daniel, as a manifest token of the favor and pro tection of God. Daniel declares that he had been faithful to God and hence God had seen fit to deliver him. It was God's endorsement of his character. His faithfulness would have shown God's power and commended him to men, even If Daniel had died as a martyr. But the deliverance was an open dec laration that God was on Daniel's side. Daniel had been as true to his king as be had been to his God. Faithful ness to God made him faithful to man. There are faithful Daniels In every town, crucified on unseen crosses, burned with Invisible flames, shut up In spiritual dens of Hons. Compare the fate of tbe murderers ot Jesus. Judas died by his own hand. Pilate was soon recalled, de graded, banished to Gaul, where he committed eulclde. The tower from which he is said to have precipitated hlmaelf Is still standing. Tbe prize tor which be staked his soul never be came his. Herod died In Infamy and exile; Calaphas was deposed the next year. The house of Annas was de stroyed a generation later by an Infu riated mob, and his son was dragged through the streets and scourged anu beaten to his place of murder. how About It? It may also be true that tbe roll ing moss gathers no rocks. Do you ever have Headache, Toothache, or Earache? Most people do. Hamlim Wizard Oil is the best houftehold remedy sod liniment for these everyday trouble. Such a platitude of a world, In which all working horses can be well fed, and Innumerable working men die starved. For HKAnACIIR Hlrk CAPt riMt Whether from lolda, Heat, mourned or Nervous Troubleii, t'upudlne will relieve yoit. It's liquid pleuimut to take acta iminM,. telr Try It. 10c., 86c., aud 60 cents at drug tores. Grand Opera Pianist. Advertisement of a Loudon employ. ment agency: "Expert grand opera pianist; male or female. One speak ing French preferred." TO DRIVE OUT MA I. A HI A AKII 111, 1 I.I) I r THE BYMTr'Tf Tnke the Old Standund UHOVU'ri THThi ks4 1,'lllLli ToNlO. Too knuw what run am ul.hj I'ba formula la Dialnlr ortnu-d on evttrr bottle abowlutf It la aluiply gulninoand Iron In a tuntfi,-,! xorui. anu mo most, enrtsiuui lurtu. jur tfruai paoui and cnlldrvo, 60 ountv One of the Many. Hewitt -What did you do when he wouldn't give you credit? Jewett I gave him a bad chock, Just to show him that I could pay cash. , Lingering. "Did you have a trial before you banged that horse thief?" "We Bure did." replied Piute Pete. He was a mighty bad man, and we wanted to give blm all the unpleas ant suspense possible." Too Little Ton. Smiley That iceman down the street will have to change bis name If he wishes to do any business. Wiley Why? What's his name? Smiley Littleton. Some people might not notice It, but I am afraid most folks would shy at a name like that on an ice-leader's sign. Practical Illustration. To shorten a long Sunday afternoon for Fred, aged eight, his mother told him that be might Illustrate the twenty-third Psalm In any way he chose. Quiet reigned for a time, as Fred, busy with pencil and pad, drew shepherd" and "green pasture," "rod and staff." Then a silence ensued, followed by a noisy clatter which brought his mother to the room. Fred was busily arranging a train of care, a toy gun, marbles, etc., on the table "What are you doing, Fred?" "Why," he answered, "these are tie presents of my enemies." Left Him Far Behind. Childish standards of greatness are Interesting perhaps because they are at once so like yet so unlike the standards of grown folk. Many an adult, for instance, has been proud with no more reasonable basis than that which little Johnnie displayed In attempting to "top" the boasting of t Juvenile comrade. "I've got a real railroad train, with an engine that goes, an' a real, lire pony, an" a really, truly gun, an'" "That's nothing!" Interrupted the lad's disgusted listener. "Once I knew a boy that sat up until 11 o'clock twice In one week!" THE ROAD TO LEARNING. Do Quu Old the learned professor explain tbe matter on which you ' In doubt? " De Witt Yes, but he used such familiar language that I'll have to around tomorrow and get hlui to plain bla explanation. A HIT What She Gained by Trylna Aga- A failure at first makes us W final success. A family In Minnesota that now Joys Postum would never have kno how good It is if the mother had w discouraged by the failure or first attempt to prepare It. Bur tells the story: ..,1 "We had never used poslum tllii spring when father brought bow package one evening Just to try k- had heard from our neighbor, w fact every one who used it, now tbey liked It. tbef "Well, the 'next morning " brewed It about five minutes. ju she had been in the habit of with coffee without paying spec o( tentlon to the directions Pr'n,eatnl the package. It jXT hut didn't have a very promising coio nevertheless father 'al!,",T.D' with an air of exceptancy. b , ly ma give mm b'- -- - , tt8a I'm afraid it wasn't a very p t one. for he put down his cup look of disgust. , thwgh, Mother wasn't discouraged tn and next morning gave it snotne letting !t stand on the stove f(jf Ing began and then letting u , fifteen or twenty minutes, time we were all bo Plased that we have used It ever ptC "Father was a confirmed a 7 and a cup of coffee was to i morl son. So he never drinks lj " ' i but drinks Postum regularly- u troubled with dyspepsia no jur, actually growing ft, n" Postum Is the cause of it- . tnlr dren are allowed to drluk n KaB1, are perfect pictures of new - Creeb , given by Postum Co., Bal Read the little book, Wellville," in pkgs. "There , Ew .d h. -b.v. E'ffi. 3 one appears from time n ur ceaulBe, true. .aterrst. "'- III i pA il'-A
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