Her Domestic Tyrant By CARL Some folks wondered at the mar riage between Stephen Roberta and Clara Colby, and ' others ' admitted that It might be a Rood thing. Some folks wondered because Steuben was an old bachelor and set In lila ways, while the young lady was known to be rather flighty and flirty. Soiue admit ted because tbey thought un old bach elor was Just the husband to make a trlvolous wife settle down. There was one thing Miss Clara bragged of as a girl, and that was that nobody could manage her. Whatever she wanted to do she would do. Her marriage wasn't going to make a bit of difference about that. She suld so to Stephen. Ills answer is not record ed, but whatever It was he probubly did some thinking, and perhaps he made up bis mind to pursue a certain policy. It was weeks after the wedding be fore there wus a clash. The husband made a suggestion now and then, In stead of commanding or nagging. While they were only suggestions, the young wife found herself following them without opposition, and this pleasant state of affairs might have continued but for an even more frivo lous wife who dropped In one after noon to say: "Clara Roberts, do you know that all tbe folks are talking about the way you've been bumbled since your mar riage?" "What I humbled!" was tbe ex clamation. "Yes. Everybody notices It. You used to have a mind of your own, but now you are as bumble as a cat We She Vas Also Frightened. all ray It's shame for your husband to lay the law down to you as be does." "But be doesn't He has never tried to boss me one single time." "You used to Le out every after noon." "He Just thought it was a little too much." "You haven't been to tbe club tn four weeks." "Stephen said hVd rather stay home." "You didn't ride out all last week." . "But we haven't a carrluge of our own, you know, and the hired ones are very expensive " "Just g'.i Everybody said Stephen Robtrts would put an end to your ex travagances. Oh, he's bossing you all right!" When '.he visitor had departed Mrs. Roberts sat down and reviewed the situation. Was her husband bossing ber? Was be bumbling her to the dust? Wus he Insidiously curtailing her jjilvlleges? No! Yes! Come to think of It, he was actually playing the domestic tyrant and wearing a musk while doing it Other folks had noticed It right along, but she bad been foolish and blind. She had given up this and given up that, i.nd now people were calling her a humble cat! And did that domestic tyrant of a Stephen Roberts think any more of her for her sacrifices, as she named them? Not a bit He would simply go on demanding mare. He had asked her to give up hired carriages, but had he given up cigars? He had asked her to eliminate her club, but wasn't be riding the goat at bis Masonic lodge one night a week? Mrs. Clara Roberts had thrpe hours to think things over before her hus band came up to dinner. That was plenty of time to arouse her obstinacy, and when be entered the house she was ready for him. The love-light had gone out of her eyes. There wus a red spot on either cheek. She wnir d five minutes for Jim to ask what An Ear'y Taximeter. Tbe taximeter cab la not an lnven tlon of yesterday. Such a vehicle was known to the Chinese ages before the Christian era. Now we learn from a Paris contemporary that the Emperor Commodus possessed a slmllnr car riage. Commodus, some will remem ber, was the worthless son of a cele brated father, the Emperor known as Marcus Aurellus through his "Medita tions." Commodus came to an untimely If not unmerited end about 132 A. D. Ho posed as Hercules and was the hero of about seven hundred gladla torial contests with defenceless oppo nents. His reign lasted only a year and his successor, Pertlnax. sold his belongings at auction, and one of the lots, we are told, was a carriage which s It moved marked at the same time the space covered and the time so oc cupied What Papa Wanted. Little Marjorle's grandfather a re tired clergyman, was writing to her father, who was a traveling man. liarjorle watched bis serious fa:e and W f JENKINS the mutter was and as be didn't do It she boldly declared: "Stephen, I want to ride out every afternoon next week!" "You know what my snlary Is at the bank," be replied. "And I shall go to the club!" "I hope not." "And I want a new suit at once!" "Yes?" "I didn't marry you to be ground down!" "No?" . "Mother said I could come home to ber any time." "Yes?" "And If things don't change at once I'll go! I want It decided right bere and now." "So do I!" Mrs Roberts left the table and went over to the oast window. She chnnged to the west one. Then she sat down. Then she stood up again. Mr. Rob erts refused to be drawn Into an ar gument to spoil bis appetite He re fused to say what he would do, and It was for her to give In or carry out her threats. Give In? Never! She walked upstairs and began to array herself. The distance to ber mother's manor house was a mile and a half, and durk ness was at band. She would go, however. She would go If the dls tunce were ten miles. There was a principle at stake. People were refer ring to ber as a worm of the dust They should see!" All family Jars do not bring thunder storms. This one did, however. The wife who started for mother's with haughty step and bard-set face, leav ing a husband behind her at bis cof fee, bad not trailed through the dust more than half a mile when wind, rain, thunder and lightning were upon her. She was thoroughly soaked be fore she could gain the shelter of an old tumble-down barn. She tried to remuln angry, but she was too wet She was also frightened. Every time It lightened the red hot thunderbolt made straight trail for the sagging roof over her bead. When nothing else was doing a hog that bad taken shelter before ber moved about and anathematized things In bis own lan guage and made out that be was a two-legged tramp. Why bad not Stephen stopped ber from leaving the house? That was tbe question the young wife asked herself over and over as she stood there In her sopping shoes. Why hadn't he kissed her and tried to make up? She bad said she was go ing borne to mother, but be hadn't died one single objection. Oh, what a heartless brute! That Is, she would give a year of her life if be was there with her now! Thunder, lightning, rain, darkness, and an old tramp get ting his courage up to attack berl And even If she lived to reach ber mother's house wbat sort of a story could she tell? When she first started out she felt she w,ould be received with open arms, and that tbe mother would say: "So you have left that villain for good and all! Good! Come to my arms, child. I will see that Stephen's neck Is broken within a week!" Now, In that cold rain, with ber shoes a-sop and tbe rain pelting down harder and harder, she Just cried like a buby and called out: "Mother, I forbid you to break his neck! Stephen Is tbe best husband In all this world!" Then a bund clasped one of hers, and an arm stole around her waist She had not beard any one approach but she was not startled. She was gently drawn out of the ruin Into the road along It to her r.otae and the hog wus left to wonder and puzzle over the idiosyncrasies of human na ture. Not a word was spoken on tbe way ho. ne not a word for an hour later. Then the husband quietly ob served: . "I'll order the carriage for next week, Clara." "But I don't want you to," she re plied. "I'm coming down to tbe bank every evening to walk borne with you!" Put a Tax on Cats. Puss Is no favorite with the Mun ich city councillors. They have now decided to Impose a tax on cats. The supporters of the new Impost contend that the keeping of cats Involves danger to the public health, besides frequently constituting a nui sance to the neighbors. When own ers have to take out a yearly license It Is thought that cats will be better cared for. It Is hoped, too, that with a lesser number of cats the wanton slaughter of singing and other small birds might be diminished. This measure of the Munich city council Is believed lo be the first attempt made by any government or local authority to tux cuts. slow moving pen for several minutes, growing more restless as she thought over the matter. "Grandpa," she snld finally, "don't you write to papa. Let mamma write to him." "Why?" asked her grandfather. "Why don't you want me to write to your father?" "Well." Marjorle answered, after a slight hesitation, "you always tell him about God, and It's me he wants to hear about.' Lipplncotfs Magazine Artificial Leather. A prize of 6,000 francs has been awarded to a Belgian Inventor, Louis Gevaert, for his unuBual superior arti ficial leather. The process consists In tbe more or less Intimate Impreg nation of stout clctb with tannic al buminoid substances. Shoes made of this are said to poescss not only tbe resistance and elasticity of natural leather, but Its durability of wear, Moreover, they are much cheaper, costing. Including manufacture, only four francs (about 80 cents) and be ing sold at about six francs per pair. NOVELTY OF ft. j . VW.'Vi, vtVW. Ml '. JtT7! v y ..i-..,,'TiftV T-. ' M CHICAGO. The rtal novelty of the great aviation meet recently held on the lake front was the Curtiss hydro" aeroplane, operated by Hugh A. Robinson. The machine travels in tbe air or on the water with almost equal laclllty. When St. Croix Johnstone fell to his death In the lake, Mr. Robinson In the hydro aeroplane, reached the wreck within half a minute and could have rescued tbe unfortunate aviator bad he come to the surface. BRIDE IN Wanted to Go to Coney Island, but Boarded Albany Boat. Sympathetic Hudson River Tugboat Captain Took Her Off and Re turned Her to "Bridegroom of Few Wesks." New York. A woman who de scribed herself as Mrs. J. J. Day of SI? West Ninety-third street Intended to go to Coney island, but didn't go. Instead she would have arrived at Albany, but for the act of a tugboat captain, who took ber off tbe Frank Jones, a Hudson river steamboat, somewhere In tbe neighborhood of Tarry town, and returned ber safe and sound to what she described as ber "waiting husband" and "bride groom of a few weeks." Tbe real Mrs. Day denied that she bad figured In the transfer, and Intimated that the woman was a girl friend, who Is ber guest Tbe woman wanted to go aboard one of tbe Iron Steamboat company's vessels, but failed to realize she was a passenger on board tbe Prank Jones until Yonkors bove In sight Then she declared that "hubby" would sit up all night looking lor bis "bride" In vain and wept very bit terly. Captain Loucks was sympa thetic but Arm. Signals of distress from tbe whistle of the Frank Jones brought tbe Albany, another Hudson liver steamboat alongside In Jig time. "What's the matter? Riot?" asked Captain Post anxiously leaning over the rail of the Albany. "No; a bride." replied Captain Loucks through bis megaphone. "Thought we were a blooming Coney Island tripper and Is afraid hub by will miss ber when she's gone." "Too bad," floated the response across tbe water; "we are all out of smelling salts. Is there anything else I can do?" "Why, yes," responded the skipper of the Frank Jones. "If you think or It you might telephone to J. J. Day, at 317 West Ninety-third street, that his wife Is takln? an unexpected run up to Albany and won't be back till tomorrow." At this critical stage Captain Ul ster Davis, who wus a board the Frank Joues, saw a towbout belong ing to the Cornell Towing line, of which he Is superintendent. Snatch ing the m gaphone he hailed tbe tug boat and ordered It alongside. Tbe woman amid cheers and congratula tions, was placed on board the tug and returned to Manhattan When Mr. and Mrs. Day learned of the report that the passenger had given the name of Mrs. Day, tbey de clared they had both been at borne on the day In question. They re fused to give the name of the young woman who Is their guost, but some of their friends were discussing, amid glgKles. the subterfuge of the "bride" who did not want to take a trip to Albany Instead of one to Coney. Saloon Will Rejected. Ansonla, Conn The probate court here has refused to admit the will cf the late James Brennan on the ground that the Instrument was drawn In a saloon. The will left the greater part of the estate to his widow, who was hla third wife, and was contested by tbe eight children of his first wife. Human Skin New Jersey Boy Gets Rid of Big Pleca sTt Very Good Price Two More Transfers to Be Made. Newark. N. J. Approximately seventy-five square Inches of skin were sold by Alden Arms, an Orange youth, to the Orange Memorial hospital, at tbe rate of 20 cents a-square Inch Immediately after the deal was con summated the Bkln was taken from Arms' thigh and transferred to the back ot Andrew Vlscontl. fifteen years old, who has been an Inmate of the hospital since early In July, a victim of a serious burning atcldent Sufficient time will be allowed to tlapse to determine whether the trans fer bas been successful, and If suc cessful two more similar transfers of cuticle will be mndo, to the end that Vlscontl will be able to go out of the hospital a perfectly well boy With out the aid or such volunteers as Arms, Vise nil would have to remain In the hospital Indefinitely, unable to THE CHICAGO' AVIATION MEET. DISTRESS AIMS TO ABOLISH TROUSERS Berlin Society of Scholars and Artists Proposes New and Unique Gar mentsDiscard Linens. Berlin. A society of seventy per sons has been organized In Berlin for the purpose of reforming tbe style of men's garments. It Is composed of persons from all. sorts of professions and alms at abolishing trousers, sub stituting knickerbockers; while coat and waistcoat are to give way to a sort of loose blouse hanging well down to the knees. Linen of all sorts Is to be discarded. Tbe newspapers treat the matter as more or less absurd; and some of them challenge tbe members of the society themselves to appear In pub lic In tbe new garb The Cologne Ga zette goes deeper and points out that Germany can have no Influence over the world's fashions for men's cloth ing because of the predominance of the military uniform over civilian clothing here, where even the 'em peror never lays aside bis helmet for a silk bat It thinks that the fashion for men's garments will continue to be set at London, for "a popular dandy of Lon don clubdom bas more Influence In setting the fashions than tbe who!? of this society of German scholars, art ists and writers." Alpaca Coat Real Summer Weather Works Revolu tion In Men's Fashions In French Capital Few of Changes. St. Louis. "Wbew! It Is hot!" One may hear this hundreds of times a day now that Paris bas had a taste of real summer weather. I caught a deputy going Into the Palais Bourbon with white shoes and looking quite pleased with himself, writes tbe Paris correspondent of the Globe Democrat Tbe golf collar Is still to be Invented as an adjunct to tbe French summer costume, but the kummerbund Is bere, oddly in vogue with wearers protuberant tn those parts. Tbe really classic figure Is the Frenchman with a black alpaca coat, white linen trousers, a Panama hut with a rakish twist behind, an Im mense blue tie with white spots, a handkerchief of brilliant hue and de sign half way out of bis pocket the whole surmounted by a gray cotton umbrella. This venerable type still exists, but Is becoming rarer. The modern Frenchman has taken an Inventive turu with his clothes. I am leaving aside the man who has become Anglicized by reason of much reading of tailors' circulars from Bond street, and who tuke naturally to his flannelette suit tn summer he Is the exception, the large excep tion. The ordinary Parisian, It you produce a hot sun, becomes playful, sartorlally, and disports himself In the strangest garb. Sitting opposite to me In my club Is a representative specimen, who looks uncommonly like a diver on a bean feast, If you can Imagine a diver regaling himself on anything but oysters or sponges. He has certainly a deep-sea appearance; a curious khaki cloth, very light and very shiny. He looks more than ever like Father Neptune in an off mo Sold by Inches get well The area of bis back which was seared by the accident of nearly a month ago Is so great that nature unaided could not supply the skin to cover It. It comprises, the doctors at tbe hospital say, approximately one and one-half square feet The experience of surgeons has soown that one healthy, full grown man can spare one third of the area which Vlscontl stands In need of with out undergoing serious detriment For that reason It will be necessary for two others to surrender skin, as Arms has done. At the present time the hospital authorities bnve no one In view from whom to purchase the requisite skin, but the chances are much In favor, they say, of having on hand when needed more volunteers than are required. Each man who un dergoes tbe voluntary operation will have to remain a pntlent at tbe hos pital himself long enough to repair the damage, but the physicians say there Is absolutely uo danger In It CELEBRATES DEATH OF KIN American Woman In Paris Gives Din ner In Honor of Mother-in- Law's Demise, Only to Find Error. Paris Many strange things happen In Paris, but the most weird and ghastly expression of novel social en tertainments this season was a dinner given by a certain New York woman, celebrating, as she thought the death of her rich motberln-law. The lady has been In Paris since tbe close of the Nice season. Her husband, who does not care for butterfly life so ciety, remains In the villa at Nice. Tbe other day she received a tele gram from ber husband, which read: "Mother Is dead." Thinking It was the wealthy mother of her husband, she Invited friends to dinner, saying she was going to celebrate a new and better era In her life, which the for tune of her mother-in-law would bring Some of tbe more sensitive guests re belled Inwardly at the Idea, but the dinner went on. Next day the hostess sent apologies to ber guests, saying it was not ber mother-in-law who had died, but her own mother. The mis take arose by her husband merely re peating a cablegram received for ber at Nice. Robs Her Own Stocking. Springfield., O. Mrs. Nora Jenkins, who kept her savings of $31 In ber stocking, which she wore to bed, arose In her sleep, took tbe stockings off and taking the money down stairs, buried It In tbe cellar. It was sev eral days before she found It Worn in Paris ment as be pulls at his long briar wood pipe. RUNAWAY BOYS FIND ERROR Two Pittsburg Lads Get Stranded I Cincinnati and Writes Injunction to All Youths. Cincinnati. Frank Helber and Jo seph Lechner of Pittsburg, both aged fifteen, who started out to see tbe world a few days ago, were found early tbe other morning sleeping un der the Cincinnati & Ohio bridge In Cincinnati. They told the ofllcers that they had come to Cincinnati In a parlor car, and thought tbey were going to see the entire world. How ever, their money soon gave out and they were forced to sleep anywhere they could ftnd a place to lie down. Helber said his father died last March, and that bis mother Is very sick. He doesn't know why he left ber. The officials will send them both home. Helber. has written the following Injunction to all youths: "Boys Never leave home. It Is tbe best place on earth. "If you ever feel the hankering to see tbe world, ask your home folks what Is the best thing to do. "I started out feeling like a mil lionaire. I bad $12. I thought that was plenty. They found me sleeping under a railroad bridge. "That old song, "There's No Place Like Home,' Is the truest song ever written." Killing Savage Rooster Justified. London. Tbe killing of a rooster by a father whose child It attacked was held to be Justified by Jujlge Smith at Atherston county court Sued by the bird's owner, the father pleaded that be killed tbe cockerel, which was notoriously savage, aa It was attacking his child. CATS RELISH KISSING BUGS Feast on Insects as They Fall From Arc Lights Mother Teachers Kit tens to Appreciate Delicacy. Columbus. Ind. Kissing bugs are here In swarms, but do not exhibit themselves until after dark. They are commonly called electric light bugs because tbey swarm about arc lamps. They dart here and there In a blind fashion, often striking people In the face, and this gave them the name ot "kissing bugs" bere. Cats are fond of "kissing bugs," and at night a few stray cats can be seen sitting under nearly every arc light in this city. As fast as a bug gets overheated and drops to the street the quickest cat In the bunch darts for ward and bas a dainty morsel. One old cat was noticed teaching her kit tens to appreciate kissing bugs. Indian Trail Marks. Young oaks were cut and bent by Indians In the old Illinois coun'.ry to mark the trails In leafy Jtin or la :be depths ot deepest snows. Review of the Jlmgdom of Judah Suni7 School Lotion for Sept 3, 1911 Socially Arranged forThli Papor OOLDEN TEXT. "Di'purt from evil and du itood: seek peaco, and pursue It." Psa. 34:14. The principal characters and the leading events of these Bible lessons should be Impressed on the memory of all. This should be done in such a way as: To show what were the marked characteristics of each per son, the relution of each person to the course of the history, the relation of each event to the movement of the history, the bearing of each person aud event on the progress of the world toward the divine Goal, the coin ing of the kingdom of God, the prin ciples which each one sets forth clearly to shed light upon the path of life and progress today. Itehoboum. First king, B. C. 982 first yeur of tbe kingdom. Bad Ad vice. Folly. Threw away five-sixths ot h(s kingdom. Event. Division of the kingdom. Asa. Third king, B. C. 902 twenty first year of kingdom. Reformer. Prosperous kingdom. Event. Great revival of religion. Jehoshaphat Fourth king, B. C. 921 sixty-second year of kingdom Strong character. General, successful, religious. Events. Intellectual, mop al and religious progress. Suffered from bad alliance with Jezebel. Moab Ite stone. Several bad rulers. Jchoram, Aha ziuh. Athallah. Introduction of Bual worship. Temple desecrated. Decline In moruls and prosperity. Joush. Eighth king, B. C. 886 ninety-seventh year of kingdom. The bud king. Good so long as under good advisers. Events. Temple re stored, aud Its worship. Black obe lisk. Ahaz. Twelfth king, B. C. 738 two hundred and forty-fifth year of the kingdom. Events. Assyrians come In contact with Palestine. Dial of Ahaz. Isaiah prophesying Hezekluh. Thirteenth king, B. C. 723 two hundred and sixtieth year of the kingdom. Good, religious, active reformer. Taylor cylinder. Events. Fall of Samaria end of Israel. De struct'on ot Sennacherib wide ex tended revival. Life prolonged 15 years in answer to prayer. Manasseb. Fourteenth king, B. 0. 694 two hundred and eighty-ninth year of the kingdom. The bad king suffered captivity changed life. Events. Assyrian domination par tial reformation. Joslah. Sixteenth king, B. C. 638 three hundred and forty-fifth year of kingdom. Youthful consecration, cleansing of temple, widespread revi val. Events. Finding the book of the law. Bible study, Jeremiah. Jeholakim. Eighteenth king, B. C. 607 three hundred and seventy-sixth year of the kingdom. Weak, wicked, defiant of God. Events. Burns tbe bock of Jeremlth. Beginning of the captivity. Nebuchadnezzar besieges Jerusalem. Daniel carried to Babylon Tbe second captivity began at tbe close of bis reign when many captives were carried to Babylon, with his son, King Jehoiachln. ' Zedeklah. Twentieth and last king, B. C. D!)ii-3S7. Weak and false to bis agreements. Events. Jeremluh Im prisoned. At the close of his reign Jerusulem and the temple were de stroyed by Nebuchadnezzar, and the end of the kingdom ot Judah came In B. C. C86. after 397 years of existence. There were three deportations by Nebuchadnezzar: 1. The fourth year Df Jeholakim, Duniel, etc 2. 10,000 at the close of his reign. 3. 4.C00 in the three deportations of the final cam paign. Georgraphy. Study the map for the three kingdoms Involved. Egypt, Pal estine, Assyria, the great routes ot travel, and the situation of Palestine between the two world powers; Jeru salem being off one side from the routes between the other two. This Is the key to the situation. Note, in this history, what were the things that urged or attracted the na tion to the downward course. What was the essential element that would have enabled the nation to move up ward to true success and character. No nation and no Individual can at tain the highest good from life with out supreme consecration to God, a lofty Ideal and a holy enthusiasm In the service of God and man. Trace In the history what God did for the people to inspire and move them to the upward course, as prophets, writ ten scriptures, revivals, prosperity, re wards of obedience. What obstacles did Ood put In the way of the down ward course of the nation and puts them In the way of sinners today; as warnings, adversity, losses. Tbe rise and fall of Israel Is a picture of what Is going on continu ally among Individuals. The whole course of the history Is a magic mir ror In which sinners may see thera selves. On the bank of the Niagara river, on a piece of land extending Into the1 river, where the rapids begin to swell and swirl most desperately prepara tory to their final plunge, Is a sign board which bears a most startling legend, 'Past Redemption Point,' be cause It Is believed In the neighbor hood that nothing can pass that point and escape destruction. One day a vessel was being towed across the river when the hawser broke and she drifted helplessly down stream, In full view of the horrified thousands on the shore. Just as she reached Past Re demption point a breeze sprang up, all sails were set and she escaped. The wind of God'i mercy blew upon the Hebrew ship of state, but no sails were set, and she was engulfed. Ideals. Every young man has a mental con ception of character which is his Ideal. The statesman, politician, edu cator, philanthropist, Inventor, mas ter mechanic, orator and writer are Ideals after which young men of to day mold and fashion their lives, build characters and shape their destinies. Rev. Z. E. Bates, Disciple, Alle- gheny. SPOILED JOKE FOR WILLIE And Now the Youngster Is Convinced That Women Have No Sense of Humor. Willie Is convinced that women have no sense of humor. Willie is seven, and he Judges ull women by his mother. What he considered a splendid Joke occurred to him, anil be resolved to make his father Its mu'u and admiring witness or audi tor. "Mamma," said Willie, "when papa conies home I'll climb up on the step ladder and pretend to be doing some thing to the picture. Then you say: "Willie, wliut are you up to?' Then I'll say: 'Up to date.' Won't papa be surprised?" Papa came home In due time ami was hardly seated before Willie drag ged In the stepladder und climbed up to a picture. This was mamma's ctio to ask the question that would give Willie the opening for the Joke, So mamma hurriedly naked; "Willie, what are you doing up there?" Willie turned a look of disgust, cha grin aifd disappointment upon his mother, climbed down the lader unI left the room without a word. SCALP HEALED IN FOUR DAYS i "It affords me pleasure to tell of the good Cutlcura Soap and Ointment have done my little girl. She hail eczema on the scalp last fall. Tuq trouble began this way. First a small mattery pimple appeared. The pimple broke and tbe matter, a watery sub stance, ran on the skin, forming a hard crust which was very Itchy. It was oa the top of her head, and the crust be came as large as the palm of my hand. My doctor said It was eczema. "I used a remedy but bad no success with It. I used it nearly two weeks, then a friend recommended Cuthmra Soup and Ointment. I used tbe Cutl cura Ointment, applied It on the scalp at night and morning, and In four days the scalp was all healed, no alga of crusts or scabs could be seen. Then I washed ber hair with Cutlcura Soap. She bas not had a sign of ec zema since Cutlcura Soap and Oint ment cured her, and I shall always keep them In my house. I can prove this statement by my neighbor and family." (Signed) Mrs. H. B. Cooley, Marlboro. N. Y., April 3, 1911. Al though Cutlcura Soap and Ointment are sold everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed1 free on application to "Cutlcura," Dept 4 K, Boston. Not Impressed. Mme. Nordlca, at a garden party at Deal Beach, said, apropos of ber re cent European tour: "Many good people refuse to be Im pressed by the armless and legless fragments of antique sculpture treas ured In the museums of the Old World. "One day In the British muse:mi guide was recounting to a little knot of tourists the glories of a battered centaur, when a Chicago meat sales man broke the reverent hush with the uuestion: " 'Excuse me, sir, but wbat wnuia they feed a bloke like that on-lua and eggs or hay?" The Brute. "Men are such rude things." said the supercilious girl. "Has any of them dared to ainiresa you without an Introduction?" "No: but In a crowd one uot his rare all mixed up with my hatpin aud never even said 'excuse me.' " An Equivalent. "The man In the office with me did not get the advantage of me. I :ive him a Roland for his Oliver." "But which Is really the better make?" tntthlnir. nofii-n the bu'hh, rdiii'i". Ir.rturam tiuu. allaiV paiu.curan wmd colli1. A man has to have a Btroiig uN ' equal that of a dull razor. MY DAUGHTER WASCURED Dy Lydia E. 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