The Fulton County news. (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, May 04, 1911, Image 9

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    ARE YOU FREE
FROM
Headaches, Colds, Indigestion,
Pains, Constipation, Sour Stomach,
Dizziness? If you are not, the most
effective, prompt and pleasant
method of getting rid of them is to
take, now and then, a desertspoon
ful of the ever refreshing and truly
beneficial laxative remedy Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna. It is
well Known throughout the world
as the best of family laxative reme
dies, because it acts so gently and
strengthens naturally without irri
tating the system in any way.
To get its beneficial effects it is
Ji.r.-v nprpssarv to buv the oenu
ine, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., bearing the name
of the Company, plainly printed on
the fiont of every package.
ANXIETY WAS FOR THE KEG
Overcharge a Small Matter, but Cus
tomer Did Hate to See Good
Material Hurt.
Kvery nnll koK In tho stoic had Its
Occunyt, the checker honrd was work
ing iv"tii t line, uiwl mittens mid iiiuf-flei-B
were stuffed In buliO' pockets, hh
their owners drew closer round the
big. rusty stove.
The door opened noisily, letting In a
blast of the storm raglnR outside, and
In Its wake followed Kufe Itlevlns, a
giant wood-chopper, whoso ".ood na
ture and ready wit made him a wel
come addition to the store circle.
The loafers moved a little closer to
gether to make room for Kufe on n
eoapbox, hut he marched past the
frhndly circle, plumped an empty
molasses keg down on the counter,
and drew a stained hill from his
pocket, which he held out to the pro
prietor of the store.
An expectant grin went round the
circle, for Storekeeper Jones had the
reputation of never wronging himself
by overweighlng or undercharging.
The merchant adjusted his glasses
and looked expectantly from the hill
to the wood chopper.
"Not lie you charged me for five gal
lons o' molassis last time 1 had this
fear gallon keg filled," drawled Kufe.
"I don't mind payin' for the extra gnl
len, Mr. Jones, hut I do kinder hate
to have a good keg strained to pieces."
Youth's Companion.
A Missionary Tree.
A missionary, during a I.enlen tea,
aid, pointedly:
"I have established missionary trees
all over the country. Hut perhnpH you
don't know what a missionary tree is?
A missionary tree Is one whose profit
goes entirely to missions.
"A Koxborotigh fanner has in his ap
ple orchard a golden pippin tree that
helps to support the Chinese mission.
A Tlorlda woman has an orange tree
that helps to uplift the cannibals of
New (iuinea. A California nut farmer
devotes a walnut tree to the spie.id of
Hie. faith In Zanzibar.
"Missionary trees," the speaker end
l. "are very good things, but the
principle ( lint underlies them need not
be ((infined to farms and farmers."
it Was Muffing.
" Hugs' liayniond. the handsome and
brilliant pitcher of the New York Ci
finls. is a great wit on the field," said
a sporting editor at the Ten and I'en
cli club In Philadelphia.
"Itaymond was disgusted one day at
hie team's w retched out fielding. Hat
ter after batter sent up high Ties, and
these easy bails were muffed alter
nately by left and center.
"l'.ngs at the sixth muff threw down
bis glove and stamped on It.
" There's an epidemic in the out
Ihlil,' he said, 'hut, by Jingo! It Isn't
ran bing.' "
Not Just What He Meant.
SI.e (at the masquerade) lo you
tl.itik my costume becoming?
He (with enthusiasm) Yes, Indeed;
but you would be lovely in an (lis
f 'lisp.
A WIDOW'S LUCK
Cuit the Thing That Was Slowly In
juring Her.
A woman tells how coffee kept her
from insuring her life:
"1 buffered for many years chiefly
fioni trouble with my heart, with
U'vere nervous headaches and neu
ni'tia; but although incapacitated
w times for my housework; I did not
resize the gravity of my condition till
1 was rejected for life Insurance, be
muse, the examining physician said,
my heart was bo had ho could not pass
lue.
"This distressed me very much, as
I was a widow and had a child do
bemlent upon ine. It was to protect
1'er future that I wanted to insure
my life.
"Fortunately for me, I happened to
read an advertisement containing a
testimonial from n man who had been
kffected in the same way that I was
with heart trouble, and who was bene
hied by leaving off coffee and using
1'ostum. I grasped at the hope this
keld out, and made the change at
cneo.
"My health began to Improve Imme
diately. The headaches and neuralgia
disappeared, I gained In flesh, and my
"ppctite came back to mo. Greatest
lf all, my heart was strengthened
fm the beginning, and soon all tho
distressing symptoms passed away. No
more waking up In tho night with my
heart trying to fly out of my mouth!
'Then I again mado application for
llfe Insurance, and had no trouble in
Passing the medical examination.
"It was seven years ago that I be-
to use I'ostum and I am using it
'"11. and shall continue to do bo, as I
mid It a guarantee cf pood health."
j.inne given by P:i8ium Company, flat
l'e C'reek, Mich.
"There's a reason."
Head the big little book, "The Road
to Welivnie," in pkgs.
bVr ''! nbc-ve letterf A new
'near, from time in time. Tbejt
lr " ' tru''' nd 'u'1 "mJ,
For the
hacNnrossasjatkSbasuaaasssj
A Garden Contest.
In response to ninny requests for
contests I reprint this on", which was
publhied tnuny years ago, and may
be new to the majority of our readers.
The list may be written in booklet
form and the o.itnlde cover made In
the shape of a flower, If the hostess
Is at all Rifted In tho use of water
colors. One pugo may bo devoted to
"vegetables" and one to "flowers."
The key Is given below:
VKOKTAIM.KS.
A wtun swan.
Wlim.
In liisit ry.
A l!, (I of shot.
I'c 'i'l' a.
A iM'.Holh.
llM..'.0 lllelblSl.il.
T.ct tors.
Alill.H.
I't'i-illi-lltllt'ntH.
It. fallen to pump,
pint ef 11 river.
Mnvsli.-s.
ri.ow r.i;s.
V." i-t. .1 .leer.
W .i n hy il lever n tr In'i 1.
'' ire f.ir n f Utiu .ii lea.
t' . e .av to Krt rlell.
vi l i liy weiiit n.
P. r lM.
l'i perl y .if a sinW' man.
A parent.
V. I.m t miii 1M this mnrnliiff.
leesler'H niltele tif toilet.
1'laeU i y.-tl BiiK.'in.
f-U elenei) letti'lH.
r'. alii n il i-iiki h ef eloth.
I'alt ef tl.a rye.
Ki;V TO YKCKTAIU.i:.
( 'nrirr.
1'lekleH.
I'lttnpMn.
Currant.
KipintiheH.
Vegetable oysters.
!eel.t.
I '.'lies.
t'.rite.
I'ears.
Mtlze.
Ii an.
KKY TO FIlWKKfl.
lUn rtliig heart.
I"ex kIuvp.
Knur o'rloek.
AlarlK'iM.
I.ihIv'n slipper.
ri.U.x.
Lie -heler's Imtton.
I'eppy.
Unfi.
Co ksromb.
1 mlsy.
Hwcet reus.
I'lnkH.
I rm.
A Carnation Luncheon.
N'ow that Queen Mary has desig
nated tho carnntfon as tlie roronatlon
flower it Is enjoying increased popu
larity. A very smart luncheon wns
given for a girl who Is soon to be a
bride. The tablo was set for twelve,
the centerpiece was a low glass bowl
filled with dozens of pink carnations;
In a circle just above the place plates
were bunches of the same carnations
twined with loops of pnlo green ma
line. Afterward, when dessert was
served, each girl pulled a bit of the
mnllno nearest her nnd brought out
the bouquet Intended for her. To It
the bride tied notes sealed with gilt
hearts telling the happy news. The
candles were shaded with exquisite
creations of pink silk with gold braid;
the holders were crystal twined with
smllax. Tho plnee cards were pink
carnations cut out and tinted with wa
ter colors, the names wero lettered In
gold and green. A charming conceit
wns the dessert plates, heart shaped
decorated with carnations and the
bride's monogram in gold. These were
ordered especially as a gift and made
by a clever woman famous for her
original work In ceramics.
A Novel Birthday Party.
I give the following letter entire,
Just as It came to me, for there Is an
Indest ribable charm In the way this
devoted mother tells of her happy ex
periment In planning an unusual party
Pretty
IS
t.!K first illustration shows n slm
I de little bodice that would make
up well in a thin material to
match the skirt, and has pieces of em
broidery or Insertion taken across
back nnd front, also on shoulders; fine
tucks are made where the material
Joins trimming, also at wrist. The
IN fOQUC
i
German Valenciennes Is better liked
tor underwear than for frocks this
uunimer.
Coarse blue linen frocks embroider
ed with bluo and coral silk are fetch
ing for young girls.
Among dainty littlo fancy effects for
neckwear- are clusters of small silk
rosea with plain silk for sterna.
An odd fancy is to showr little frills
of malino on tho inner hems of silk
coats and deper ruilles of It edge lin
gerie hats.
Maline lace holds first plnce In pop
'lh'.rity. Tiny edges of this lace are
used on turn-down collars of embroi
dered lawn and to edge plaited and
gathered frills for blouses.
Silver sets for running ribbons of
various widths through lingerie, make
ia'tiy summer souvenirs for feminine
i' lie. ds. There are usually four of
Uese uodklus In each Bet.
Hostess
for her littlo daughter. Such contri
butions are very welcome In tho do
pnrtment. We aro here for mutual aid
and original methods of presenting
even old schemes are hailed with Joy
by all of the department readers:
"My daughter Is In her thirteenth
jenr. It had been a question for some
weeks Just how to entertain her girl
friends In a Jolly way, as we objected
to the boy and girl parties, where th
children Insisted on playing .'Wink,
Tostofnc,' etc. At last we though!
of a 'Grandmother' party. The invito
lions, which portrayed a dear old lady
In a pen und Ink sketch, read as fol
lows:
If you're qult fond of your nip of ton,
I i.i i otne nnd have one or two Willi nip.
l'lcwie dress yourself us your Kruudmi'th.
er dri'dsed.
In her every day clothe, or In her bent
Cruriilimi llrown at homo will he
(Mi January 3d, precisely lit three.
And the quaint grandmothers who
responded!
And quainter still were the dear lit
tie mannerisms of each delightful old
lady. The costuming would hnve af
forded amusement enough, but we had
provided little slips of paper on which
were written questions about each
grandma present; the tea she used 01
didn't use. The first question was:
Of what tea Is Grand Graham fond?
Answer: Honesty.
Another question was:
Of what tea did Grandma Holmes
drink too freely In her youth? An
swer: Naughty.
Other questions were:
What brand of tea do Grandma
Hall's guests drink often? Answer:
Hospitality.
What tea does Grandma Gray dis
like? Answer: Partiality.
What tea does Grandma Kiddle drink
too often? Answer: Frivolity.
And so on through as many brands
of tea as there were grandmas pres
ent. The answers were given ns ehu
rades, which added to the fun. The
refreshments were old-fashioned, and
tea was Indulged In by those charm
ing little grandmothers In a manner
which proved the art was by no means
a lost one,
mapame Mi:ni:i.
Bias Folds.
Take your cloth. If double width
open It and turn the corner a true
bias. Keep on folding this bias about
four Inches across until you have fold
ed about all you think you require,
pinning occasionally to keep even.
Then mark across tho bias the de
sired width you want your folds and
cut across with sharp shears. In this
way you will cut as many folds In
ten minutes ns It would take three or
four hours to do in the ordinary way.
Leather Iron Holder,
Don't throw away an old shoo Just
because the sole Is broken nnd unfit
for wear. The Instep of a buttoned
shoe makes a handy Iron holder. It
fits tho iron perfectly. Old stockings
folded Into several thicknesses make
a cover for the leather holder and aro
soft and comfortable for the hands.
Cameo sets nie chic and wonder
fully pretty with summer gowns. They
include belt buckle, tuff buttons and
pins for shirt waist.'
Blouses
yoke Is of tucked silk to match.
Materials required: One and one
half yards forty-four Inches wide, one
yard trimming, one-half yard tucked
silk.
At the light two good style for
morning wear are shown; both are
suited to delaine, Viyellu or cottons.
For the Sick Rpom.
Lemon Ice One-fourth cupful ol
sugar, one-half cupful of boiling water,
and two tahlespoonfuls of fresh lemon
Juice.
Make a syrup by boiling sugar and
water. five minutes. Cool, add lemon
juice, strain nnd "freeze, using three
parts of finely crushed Ice to one part
of rock salt. Serve In frappe or cham
pagne glasses.
Charlotte Russe One-fourth cupful
of vlch cream, oim-elghth teaspoonful
of granulated gekitin, one-half tea
spoonful of boiling water, one and a
fourth teaspoonfuls of powdered sugar,
one-fourth teaspoonful vanilla, salt
and lady fingers.
Add sugar to cream and beat until
stiff, taking care not to let the cream
separate. Dissolve gelatin in boiling
water, Btraln through cheesecloth, and
ndd gradually to tho beaten cream;
then put in salt and vanilla and stir
until well mixed. Line coffee cups
with lady fingers, turn in the mix
ture, chill nnd, removs from mold
when serving.
CURED THREE YEARS.
Not the Slightest Sign of Kidney
Trouble Ever Returned.
W. II. Hall, 2C9 Main St., Orange,
N. .1., says: "My back was as useless
as if I had broken It. l'ains such as
I had never experienced, struck me
through the kidneys and I was nearly
prostrated. I could not
find rest or sleep und
ijCiTiv-) lay awake thinking
M how miserable was my
ir5vr 1"t' 1 hi"' 1""1' l,irolv
jt .f L bing headaches and
ono who nas not. iniu
kidney trouble can
Imagine the misery it
will cause. At last I began taking
Doan's Kidney Pills and in a few
weeks was a well man. For three
years and I have been free from kid
ney trouble."
Remember the name lloan's.
For sale by all dealers, art cents a
box. Foeter-Milhurn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
THE WRETCH.
J01
I I4.MO Vtl
Mrs. Appleworm M( n y ! My hus
band has left me and eaten half tho
house before he went.
SCRATCHED TILL BLOOD RAN
"When my bey was about three
months old bis heail broke out with a
rash which was very Itchy and ran a
watery fluid. We tried everything we
could but be got worse all the time,
(ill it spread to his arms, legs and
thou to his entire body. He got so
bad that he came near dying. The
rash would itch so that ho would
scratch till the blood ran, and a thin
yellowish stuff would bo all over his
pillow In the morning. I had to put
mittens on ills hands to prevent him
tearing his skin. He wns so weak
and run down that ho took fainting
spells as if be were dying. He was
almost a. skeleton and his little hands
were thin like claws.
"Ho was bad about eight months
when we tried Cuticura, Remedies. I
had not laid him dow n In bls eradlo
in the daytime for a long while. I
washed him with Cuticura Soap nnd
put on ono application of Cuticura
Ointment and be was so soothed that
hi! could sleep. You don't know how
glad I was ho felt better. It took ono
box of Cuticura Ointment und pretty
near one cuke of Cuticura Soap to
cure him. I think our boy would have
died hut for the Cuticura Remedies
and I shall always remain a firm
friend of them. There has been no
ret urn of the trouble. I shall be glad
to have you publish this true state
ment, of his cure." (Signed) Mrs. M.
C. Maitland, Jasper, Ontario. May 27,
liHO.
Like Home Touch.
Tired and dusty, a party wore re
turning by rail from a holiday trip.
Slmkins, a little bald man, seated him
self to read, but dropped off to sleep.
On the rack was a feroi lous crab in a
bnwket, and when Slmkins wont to
sleep the crab woke up, and finding
! things dull In the bucket, started ex
! nlorlnir. II v careful investigation Mr.
Crab readied the edge or the rack,
liown It fell, alighting on Simkln's
shoulder, where It grabbed the man's
ear to study itself. The passengers
held their breath and waited for de
velopments, but Slmkins only shook
his head and said: "l.eggo. Sarah! I
tell you I've been at the office all
the evening!"
Net Exactly Patriotic.
lie w as, let us say, Irish, was among
several men of other nationalities, and
bad imbibed several beverages. He
was extremely anxious, moreover, to
uphold the glories of F.rin, but was
not quite so sure of what was going
on about him. A foreigner near him
remarked:
"An honest man is the noblest work
of God!"
The Hibernian didn't quite catch
what was said:
"Get out! an Irishman is!" he
roa red.
Evidently an Amateur.
"Getting ready for your suburban
gardening?"
"Yep. I've fot a spade, a pick, a
hoe, a rake and some garden seeds,
but I've ransacked the market and
nobody seems to have any angle
worms for sale."
IV. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-crwVd
easy to take as randy, regulate nnd invig
orate stomach, liver and bowels nnd cure
coiintipntion.
A Good Score.
"What's bogey at your suburb?".
"Forty cooks a year. Iast year w
had only 41." Exchange.
Mr. Wlnslnw'H Snothlnir Svrup for Children
teellilim. MoOent the (riiniM. ri-ilni-e in(1irtim:i
tiou, alluy piiiu. eures wind rollc, I'CiC u bottle.
It's easier for a shiftless man to
make frienda than to make good.
'I hiive used your valuable Cascsretl
and I find them perfect. Couldn't do
without them. I have used them tot
some time for indigestion and biliousness
and am now completely cured. Recom
mend them to evervonc. Ooi? tried, you
will never be without theis .'n the
family." Edward A. Marx, Albany, N.V.
rieannnt, Plntab, Potent, Taste (losd.
Iio liood. Nevor Sicken. Weaken or t rt xs
0c.2V. !iOc. Never "old In bulk. Hie tm
ulne tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cute or your uiuuey back. -
Rushint) Work o i Appropr ation .
The Appropriations Committees of
tho Senate and House are rushing
tho hearings on bills In order to bo
able to make at least a partial re
port to the Legislature this week.
Already the llousu lias prepared to
make report on 400 of the 6UU bills
jftit to it, while tin; committee from
the upper branch will have a list of
in l) of the bills sent to it ready lor
senate consideration at tho same
time. This inllux of appropriations
Into tho Legislature tit one time will
congest t lie calendar and necessitate
.-onsiderably faster action ' on the
bills that precede the new nieasuns.
liio action of committees to rush the
ills In at this time is ul the sugges
tion of Governor Toner, who has ex
pressed a (hsire to pass upon some
Df tho most important ones of tho
ilst while tho legislature Is In ses- J
lion. The Governor Intends to pur- j
me the policy lie laid down at t he
beginning of the session to permit
the supporters of the bills to come to
oine satisfactory agniiieia as to
the a mounts necessary for the In
stitutions affected and to also eiiuu-o
the Representative offering th
measure to make any corrections
:li a t may be necessary. In this wr.
ao worthy measures will fall on a
ochiilcality. The Tener plan is 'n
:irely a new idea of the administra
tion and alt hough It will crowd the
calendars, tho members of both
branches are satisfied, since they feel
It will mean a fair deal for everjone
The appropriations asked for this
session approximate $ 1 St),00(),ti0,
and sinto the revenues amount to
only $(IO,(Ml(i,(i(i(i there will necessar
ily have to be a substantial cutting.
It was Intimated by members of the
House Committee thai few, If any, of
the Institutions applying for the first
time, especially educational institu
tions, would receive any appropria
tion. Commissioner Foust Reappointed.
Governor Tener announced tlio re
appointment of James Foust, of Al
toona, Illair County, ns dairy and
food commissioner. The appoint
ment. Is for the term of four years.
Foust was formally chief (if police
:f Altoona and was named chief of
the dairy and food division by Gov
ernor Smart In 1!07. He lias been
vigorous officially and the author of
numerous laws relating to pure food.
Secretary of Internal Affairs Henry
Hoik k announced tho reappoint
ment of James 11. Craig, of Altoona,
us deputy secretary for the term of
four years.
Execution Bill.
H will lie n case of out of the fry
ing pan Into the tire for the warden?
of the Kastern and Western Peniten
tiaries if the Clark hanging bill,
which was reported out of commit
tee, reaches linn! passage. The bill
provides that all hangings shall take
place In either the Kastern or West
em penal institutions. Tim objec
tion which was successfully raised by
the wardens of these Institutions
against, the Morris electrocution bill
was that the prisoners would he dis
turbed ami thereby the general dis
cipline of the prisons would he up
set. Robert A. Mulfoiir. a member n
the Hoard of Inspectors of the Kast
ern Penitentiary, was much dis
turbed when ho learned of the re
port on the Clark hill. "I am in
favor of electrocution," he said, "if
we are compelled to have a death
liennlty, but I think It should be car
ried out lu some Isolated place. II
the Clark bill becomes a law' it will
have a had effect upon the prisoners
who aro Ineanerated for other
(limes than murder."
Bibv Coach for Leqlslatur?.
The House of Representatives
dropped serious business for a time
to enable members to present a baby
coach to Kepresentat iv George A.
Paid win, of Reaver County, to whom
a son was born this week. It was
the first birth in tho family of a
member during the present session
nnd on his return to the city Mr.
Ma Id win was railed to tho bar of the
House for being absent without leave
and the presentation made by Rep
resentative V. W. I 'elricli, of West
moreland. BILLS PASSED IN SENATE AND
HOUSE.
Senate.
These hills wore passed:
Validating under certain condi
tions contracts made by foreign cor
porations which (hall have done
business in this State without first
having complied with the laws re
lating to foreign corporations.
Further regulating the fees to be
:harged by constables.
Regulating foreign corporations
having any of the powers or priv
ileges of corporations not possessed
by Individuals or partnership.
Authorizing insurance and surety
rompanies to make a deposit of cer
tain securities with the Insurance
Commissioner to enable them to do
business lu other States or with the
F lilted States Government.
' Authorizing County Commission
ers to erect a bridge for pedestrians
only in neu of a wagon bridge legally
authorized when in their Judgment
such bridge will accommodate public
travel.
Providing for the Incorporation ol
lire and lnniine Insurance companies
for the regulation of home and for
?lgn fire and tuarino insurnuco com
panies. Providing for the election and or
ganization of councils In third-class
titles to conform with tho new
amendments to the Constitution.
Making it lawful for Councils ol
any city to pass ordinances defining
tho competency of workmen engaged
In work for such cities and prescrib
ing the minimum wages and the
maximum hours of employment.
era n f JT3
a nai a ireu reeling
That comes to you every spring is a sign that
your blood is wanting in vitality, juGt no pimples
and other eruptions are signs that it is impure
Do not delay treatment; begin at onco to tako
Hood's Sarsaparilla, which (fleets its woml.-iful (tins, not simply because it
contains sarsaparilla, but hoc. use It combines the utmost renn dial values of
twenty different ingredients, raised to tin ir higlKst cITicieliey for the cure of
all spring troubles, that tired feeling and loss of appetite. There is no real
substitute; Insist on having
ood's Sarsapantila
"1 fell tired all the time nnd could
not sleep nights. After taking Hood's
Raisapurilla a little while I could
sleep will and tho tired feeling had
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KPOHN MEDICAL COiCMuiuiudtrUii"t Oohen Ind.. U. A.
A Country School for Girls in New York City
Best FeaturcM of Country and City Life
Out-of-door Sports on School J'atk cf 35 n"'"1 "ear ' 11 Kivfr- 1 "'J
Academic Cour-e from Pmnaiy Class to (ira.luation. Upper la s tor Advanced
Special Students. Music ami Art Certificate admits to College, belli" I "eh Meets
1 av Pupils. Mil Bong and Mi.i Whiton, Riverdnle Ave, nrar 2-2d St., Wr.t
BASEBALL.
"Omit nt first." h the. ll l m i -- il
This llel lslnll the I until !- llelllleil,
Ami these wenls nt I. till wen: :
si.
"Nut at tlrst. hut at lust "
Then the runner ami ampin- cllldul!
Not a Singer.
"Johnny." the teacher said, 'here is
a book. Now. stand up straight and
sitiK like a little man."
The sotiK was "Nearer, My Rod."
No sooner had the school commenced
to sitiK than a Utile nirl wawd her
hand frantically. Slopping the sins- j
ItiK, the teacher Inquired the lause.
"Please, teacher, I think Johnny I
will net nearer it he whistles."
I'll IS Mill. IVrr.lll'.ST MOTlll'H.
M.-ther (inijrs Swi-el I'uwiliTH fur ( Ii; lilrrli , n
Crit.un ri-ln-f ter S.-viTiMihi'--s Hi'Hilie lie. tiiul
SI ui'h.'I'eellllnii I". Mi-. mn e 11111I li'tuUti'lh-
lie e h anil ili'Mli'T Wrni. Tlief Sre.-ik up C.l.ls in
-i Iiiiuiv Tlief nri'-e I'li-nMiin n ihetinte rhiiiiim
1,1.. Mieni. I'lKI iilr'r'.n.'. N.lil l.jr nil lllilliUiM-.
J.'.-. S:un.le malli-il HIKK. Address Alli-ll S. Oim
i. .l, l.f Hut. N. V.
No Girls.
"You didn't slay lout; at Wombat's
country place."
"No, lie promised to show me the
beauties of tliejieibborbood and then
d ied to Miint out a lot of scenery."
ro DltlVK Ol T M ti AHI
IMl III II Ii I I' TIIICSVvnM
1 Trikn the Ol.l st.in.Uril I.IU'VKs IAsKI.S-.s
i l nil. I. TUMI'. Vim minw wli.ti ton i..'i.i;.
'I'll" formula n l. J I nl prlnl.-.l ell t-n-rr liotlm,
t.ln.wtiia ii Is siniiiiv t-iiiitiiiii- null Iron in a tii-i..-
I li'-n toiin. Tim Viii'iiit ilotes mil Hie it... oiriii,
liml tin. iron Inil.ils up Itn. v-ietn. r-t.m i'j u.i
disili-rs for .Al jrt'in. l'liee celils.
It Is impossible a man who is false
j to his friends and iieiubbors should
i be true to the public I'.isliop Iterke
I ley.
I'.tr ii i:a ii i ii : - nit k' ( vn dim-:
Wtietlier from (ol.lt.. Ile.it. Sloitiaeli or
Nervous 'I'l'iiuliles. Cipiiililie Will it'tieve yon.
It'H litiiiiil pli'.is.ilit lo lke lll'ls llllllll. Ii
att'ly. 'I'r.v il. JiS' . '-'"k' . ami .'.e rents m il-i.-
l.tt'1't'S.
The alleviation of sulferiiii; is oin
of the means bv which the advance-
, nient of our race Is sreyred.- Sir .
.lames C'l iebitin -Hrow tie.
Ve! ! tan
kJ ifL
(J MllSC I SI Insure
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.-. Wed. ,
V r Many people luffer from weak lirjru. They may experi-
L ' n..M ikiiriun ..I l.m ll. r.n iirti.,.i nam r.vr tienrt.
m TV S . ' -Jrv -1
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Jfw to the stomach. A heart tonic and alterative iliould be taken
which has no bad after-effect. Such is Dr. Pierce's Cioldea
Medical Discovery, which contains no dangerous narcotic
nor alcohol.
Trie Ingredients, as attested itrvltsr Mtk. are Ptnne root (Colllntnnlt Csnmdtn-
s), liloodruot (Stipilaarim tjJen.y. (inldrn Soul rtiol (vdraaOi CjtriMrrH
s). ifceen's root (.si(;njfi Sflratki), llUek Cherrybark Hrunun IrjlKlmnst, ,
Mandraks ro.il Podophyllum ftltmtuni), llh triple rrllned irl vcerlnc, prrparcj
lu a sdentillc laboratory in a way that no struftKlst could imitata.
Tliis tonic con'.ains no alcolwl to shrink up the red blood corpuscles; but, Ott
the other hand, it increases their number nnd they become round and healthy.
It helps the human system in the constant manufacture of rich, red blood. It
helps the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food,
thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, Itcsrt-burn and many uncm
fortable symptoms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence Irom fevers
for the run-dawn, anaemic, thin-blooded people, the " Discovery " is refreshini
nd vitalizing. Stick to this safe and sane remedy, and refuse all " just as ood '
medicines offered hy the druggist who is looking (or a larger profit. Nothing
but Dr. Pierce's Gulden Medical Discovery will do you ball as much good.
class.
conlral published esth
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oifer of a three months trial uhscription In Til. LI) AND M Kl.AM,
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mm
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