w
rliWtpJ. will cause hor to
' jdte to lier little ones only the most
vholcaome and bcnefloial remedies
and only when actually needed, and
the well-infonnod mother uaoa only
' the pleasant and gentle laxative rem
tdy Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
gonna when a laxative is required,
u it is wholly freo from all objec
tionable substances. To get its ben
elclal effects always buy the genu
ine, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co.
For SPRAINS, CUTS and BRUISES,
For CO years the Standard Remedy for
Man and tfeast. Contain no alcohol;
cannot iting or torture the flesh;
soothe and heal Burn, Cut and
Wound in a hurry.
Mr.J. D. Andrews, Greensboro, G., writes t
"A l ss I cnn remember I have used the
Mexican Muiltni Liniment. I always keep
It ui my huuK hiii! il suit of my family sret in
jured in any wn v such an sprains, cuts, bruises,
sic, I itlwiiys use it it is fur chfitKar than
doctoi' lulls, iinmr horses and stock I never
tlinik .if mintf anvthinsr else. 1 ci itnttirntl it
tu -II farmers; it will keep their families anil
slsu tlirir hursca und stock in good condition."
25c 50c. $1 a bottla at Drug &Cen'l Stores.
if
i
lis grrit itirrru brought out nuny
imilitioru, but
Snowdrift Rogless lard
has snowed tbem aliunier!
Snowdrift is nude ol hltjlily rdinrj
collon uri oil and bed Isl. Il is ike most
Criiiiimical shortening you could select, goes
snr lliird lurlher than lard, and in contrast
Willi nog gnaw, is absolutely htattlilul in
mult and ellert. It produces ine most
knulJul psiltita and delicacies, and is ss
rich as lullrr lor trying, Il is sold by lead
ing progressive dealers everywhere, B
sure to call l,,r Snowdrift I logics
Lord, and emphasise (be lad thai you
it'll not tolerate substitution. Made by ,
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New York N.w Orleans
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sjiMEDICINE
Couci
A Widow's Hero
By JOHN P. ORTH
Cupyrinht, igu, by Astociaie.1 Luersiy Frets
VVlien tho widow Oillvlllo received 1 huckleberry girl. nH an angel up above,
8 k'Cnry of 15.000 Klin nut rintvn nml
did Homo Horlous thinking. She had
b!on a widow for five years, but whs
0110 of the overlooked. That la, be
causo she had been left In poor clr
cumHtanofs, she had not bocn sought
by any of tho numerous widowers aa
a wife. The time had now come when
sho would bo.
Mrs. (.'ollvlllo had had plenty of
tinie during her widowhood to store
her mind, she had run to romance,
limtnad of cook books and family al
manacs. Tho widow didn't say to hnrsolf
Hint Hho wouldn't marry again, but
Bte said that If alio did It would bo
a hero. A hero might be alow In coin
Ipk along, hut sho had plenty of time
to vail.
It wann t a ft.rtnlght after the news
of thut legacy got around that Doa
con Mlndniiin niacin an afternoon call
on .Mrs. Colvillo. Mo was all dressed
up and h.'id his hoots grease'd. Tor
five years ho h;id simply nodded to
Iht when thoy met. Kor Unco years
he had hcen looking for a second wife
looking right over her head and
beyond. And now he entered her
hoiiH.t with a bland smile on his face,
and he givo her hand a hearty
squeeze, and without saying a word
about tho cash ho complimented her
on looking younger and many other
things.
The deacon had a homo, ho said.
It was now a clesolalo home, because
there was no wile thero. It a bright
star step In there in cook, sweep,
bake, make Iho beds, put up the fall
pickles and be a mother to the five
children with unwashed faceH, and his
house would bo a paradise on earth.
Would the widow seize the golden op
portunity? The deacon held out his
anus, hut tho widow didn't seo them.
Instead sho continued to sit on a
caneseat chair six feet away while
she replied:
"Deacon, 1 f"rl that you have hon
ored me, but 1 cntinot give you my
heart, if I marry again It must be to
a hero."
"Do you mean the fellow who walks
the tightrope at the circus?" he asked.
"Oh, no. I mean a man who has
done a bravo and gallant action and
has thereby won tho praise of his f fi
ll J
"If You Were Only a Hero, Deacon."
low men. You havo never saved n
maiden from being carired uway by a
villain, havo you?"
"Of course not. What chanco have
I ever had?"
"Have you ever rescued a child as
It was about to bo swept over the
falls?"
"There's nothing In the wny of falls
around here."
"Hut havo you led men In battle?
Have you controlled a frenzied mob?
Have you put your back to a rock and
defended a pass? Hnvo you dashed
Into tho ranks of tho enemy with
your trusty sword and put a hundred
men to flight?"
"Look here, widow," said the dea
con as bo rose up, "I'm a plain man.
I raise wheat, corn and 'taters. I
mind my business and let other folks
act the fool. Is It yes or no to what
I nsked you?"
"If you were only a hero, deacon."
And the good man stamped out and
slammed the door and the gate be
hind him. His tracks were hardly
cold when tho sowing machine agent
came along. He was a man who had
never married, because tho girl be
had been engnged to at twenty got
lost In a huckleberry swamp and died
of exhaustion. Ho vowed to be trim
to her memory, but when he heard of
that legacy It occurred to him that the
Mould bo only too glad to see him get
ting along In this world below. He
therefore called on tho widow. He had
meant to call yours before, but that
vow had kept him from It. Would
she bo his?
"Mr. Matthews, are you a hero?"
was calmly asked In reply.
"No, I wouldn't go to say I was."
"Then It Is useless to talk furthet
on the subject. If I marry It must
bo a hero.
"Put I'm selling more machines
than an7 other man on tho road."
"No sewing mnchlne man can be a
hero. This Is my Ironing day, and I
am very biiBy."
Next day thero enme Mr. Orlggs,
the village grocer. Ho was red-faced,
red-haired and fat, and ho was a
widower. Ho was a man of business.
With that ftvo thousand dollars he
could enlarge his grocery and buy for
cash. Tho widow ('ollvlllo looked
good to hlni as sho opened the front
door Iti response lo his knock. Ho
had left ihe grocery in charge of a
clerk and must, hasten bnck. lie there
fore led oif almost at once- with:
1 "Widow Collvllle? I am a wld'
ciwor."
"Yen?"
"I either want to get married again
or I don't."
"I see."
"You are a widow, and you elthot
want to get married again or don't."
"rxactly, Mr. Orlggs."
"As for me, I want a wife. I am
here to ask you to marry me. You
know who I am. You know what my
grocery is. You cnn realize the hap
l lness of lining able to send to the
grcnery for anything wanted lu tha
houso without having to pay caah
down. I:t It yes or no?"
"Mr. Orlggs, you aro nn abrupt
man," wns the reply.
"I nm, widow. When a farmer drives
to my grocery with potatoes to
eil I rail out the price I will pay.
That settles It. He takes me or ho
leaves me. .
"I undersell all other grocers In the
county. I've got codllsh down a cent
a box below them all, ami keroseno Is
to tako another drop next week."
"Have you ever fought a duel with
a villain?"
"No, ma'am, and I never shall.
Groceries are my lino, and I stick to
'em. Is It a hero you wnnt?"
"It is."
"Then our little deal Is off, and 1
bid you good-day. Remember tho
cash-down grocery when you have an
order to give."
The next caller was a wire fence
man, who had a Job of fencing for a
farmer two miles outside tho village.
Mo heard tho widow ('ollvlllo and her
$5,000 talked about, and It occurred
10 him 1 hat L'rovldcnco was at last
backing him for a good thing. Ho
attended church of n Sunday to get a
good look at her. No fault could be
found with her looks. In the after
noon he called to mm; her. She divined
his errand, and when ho began to
preface his remarks with words of
praise for the way she joined In tho
morning hymn of "The Sweet l!ye und
llye," she interrupted him with:
"You probably havo matrimony in
view?"
"Y-yes. I am a man who "
"Hut aro you a hero?"
"I I hardly know what you mean."
"Have you done anything brave
gallant great?"
"Why, I licked an atitolst who nl
most ran me clown."
"That Is a mere nothing, sir. Have
you handled sword and lanco?"
"Not that I know of!"
"Havo you rescued any one? Have
you taken a motto und upheld It with
battle-ax? Have you, sir havo
yon "
Hut tho wire fence man had faded
away. Ho wasn't the last by five or
six. A fair-looking widow with $5,000
In tho bank can't sink out of Bight
llko a stono thrown Into a pond. Hut
thero canio a slack at last, and the
widow was asked If she didn't despair
of finding hor hero.
"Hut I have found him." she re
plied. "It is Mr. Graham, tho shoe
maker. We shall be married la two
months."
"Hut what great thing has he ever
done?"
"Made me a pair of shoes that took
away a corn that had bothered me for
five years!"
A LOST ART.
BLAME PHYSICIANS FOR
GROWTH OF DOPE HABIT
"It seems to me that our new maid
ought at laast to know how to serve
water, If she was six years with her
last employer."
"Well, It'a not surprising, dear. I
know her last employer."
ECZEMA GONE, BOILS CURED
"My sod was about three weeks old
when I noticed a breaking out on his
cheeks, from which a watery sub
stance oozed. A short time after, his
arms, shoulders and breast broko out
Druggists Say Prescriptions and Not
Patsnt Medlclnss the
Csusa.
New York. Blanie for the prev
alence and growth of the morphine
hlll-ilt Vim t.lui.1 en 4ft. .liniilJ.a ,
I .,,. l. yiMV-U VU 117 DUUUIUUIl Wl
: physicians, who prescribed th drug,
! at a meeting of druggists here to
: night to protest against the recently
! enacted city ordinance prohibiting the
1 (ale at retail of any preparation con-
talulng morphine or Its salts except
i upon a doctor's prescription.
1 The ordinance is aimed primarily
! at paregoric and at stomach remedies,
according to members of the board of
health who were Instrumental In ob
taining Its passagn. Caswell Mayo,
one of the druggists, said he had
niade a canvass by mall of several
sanitariums and the replies convinced
' him 90 por cent, of the victims of
drugs formed the habit as a result of
using prescriptions given by physl
clans and only 8 per cent, from using
proprietary medicines.
Ignorance.
Laura Jean Llbbey, discussing in
Brooklyn br appearance on the
stage. said:
"1 talk li my monologue about love,
marriage und the other Interests of
the heart. On these subjects women,
e-.ipeclally young women, are strangoly
Ignorant.
"Thoy really make me think, you
know, of the little girls who was asked
by her teucher:
" 'What can you tell us of Solo
mon?' " 'Holonion,' replied the little girl,
'was very fond of animals.'
'"And how, my dear,' said the
teacher, 'do you make that out?'
" Tiociuifo,' answered the little
girl, 'tho lllble says he had ftvo luiti
fired porcupines.' " j
DISTEMPER
In nil its fninie ammiK nil ni's of hurscs. 1
as ill a duns, cured and nincts in winie
stable plrvfiited from hnvuisi flie ilnivnir 1
with H'oii vs i)isTi:.iri:i 1 1 kk.
Kverv b. if tie giiiimntrvd Over OihhmiI
buttles snl.l luit yc-ir tM ami t ml. Am
smmiiI clriitixikt . nr acrid f" nuifiiitiirl urrr.
Aneiit wanted. Spnlin Meilicnl Co., Spro.
ContiiKtous I h.iMn'b. (ioslii'ii, 1 1 1 1 .
Knees Eeeamo Stiff
Five Year of 8 ovoro Rheumatism
The cura of Nanry J. Goldstein, H
Barton rJIreet, Boston, Mass, I anoth
er victory by llooil bumaparllla.
This great medlclnu las succeed". 1 In
ninny case- where other have utterly
failed. Mr. i.oldsisln any a: "I suf
fered from rhsiiiiiailNin five yenrs. It
kept nio from business and csus.-d ex
cruciating pain. Mv knee would tm
ccme a stiff n stent. I tried many
niLHll.-lnt-ri wlthent relief, thtn took
Hood's H:usipHrlU, soon folt much,
better, and now consider myself oa
Urely cured. I rm omnium! Hood'."
Oft it todnv in iiMts.1 liuid form or
checolkteil talih't culled Sareatabs.
To Arrange Flowers.
Hero are five golden rules which
ahould bo observed by those who often
also, and In a few days became a solid arinnge flowers. Use plenty of foliage
. 1. - 1 .. . 1 ...J 11. ..t , . ' . r , . .
Hciirj. 1 uen-miie uiui uiou, nnti t uiii-ti
our family physician, who at once pro
nounced tho disease ectema. The lit
tle fellow was under his treatment
for about three months. Iiy the end
of that tlmo, he seemed no better. 1
became discouraged, end as I had
read the advertisements of Culicura
Remedies end testimonial!, of a great
many people who had used them with
wonderful success, I dropped the doc
tor's treat mont, and commenced the
use of Cutlcura Soap and Ointment,
and In a few days noticed a marked
change. The eruption on his cheeks
was almost honied, and his shoulders,
arms and breast were decidedly bet
ter. When he was about seven
months old all trace of the eczema
was gone.
"During his teething period, his
head and face were broken out In
bulls which 1 cured with Cutlcura
Soup and Ointment. Surely he must
have been a great sufferer. During the
time of teething and from the tone I
dropped tho doctor's treatment, I used
the Cutlcura Soap and Cutlcura Oli.t
merit, nothing else, and when two
years old he was the picture of health.
His complexion was soft Htid beauti
ful, and his head a mass of silky curls.
I had beun afraid that lie would never
ba well, and I fci I that I owe a great
deal to tho Cutlcura Remedies."
(Signed) Mrs. Mary W. Ramsey, 224
E. Jackson St., Colorado Springs,
Colo., Sept. 24, 1910.
Twenty-Five Years of It.
"Why do people have silver
dings, pa?"
'Must to show to the world
their powers of endurance, have be
-Judge's Library.
w oil-
hat
n,"
SROUND
THE WORLD
TWO GRAND CRUISES of about
thten an-i on half month-i' duration rach.
Tim Ant to inava Nrw lark Nov, I. 1911,
arrt tha .cortt1 trom Sa triaciua ffb. 17,
HI 2, Ly tttfl lari.0 tr&nutiaruic steamer
"Cleveland" KE
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fUMM W(,.AHf I'll'tN I IN!'. 41.41
Uroadway, New lark. P.O. Bat lib?
I'm your flowers In very lightly. I'so
artistic glahsi s. Do not put more than
two. or, at the most, three different
kinds of flowers In one decoration.
Arrange your colors to form a hold
contract or, better still, a mift har
mony. The aim of the decorator bhould
lie to how off the flowers- not tho
v:iv that contain them; the refore the j ... . u , ,., , ,
Mr iiislow a Soollilnu H.rup fur C 'ol.Irrii
simpler ones are far preferable to ,,..,i,ir. .(l , u,.- vnm.. r. .in.-.., nei,.,,, ,
even the most elaborate, Classes for I on, uiUi- ..iiii,ciire aiu.l cii.-. 'j;..- a i,iil(.
a dii'ii r table ihould be either while. 1
i He a live wire, nut clout hum your
! asiiocliites.
Where Every Ear Is Stretched.
Knl' kt r They say llMenlt.g Is
lost art.
Rocker Kvcr live It) a flat with
dumb waller?
A COUNTRY SCHOOL TOR GIRLS
1 in New York City. Hc-t le.itiires, of rutin
tty mid c 11 y lilc Uui-of-dour sports cm
k hi ui p.nlc of 35 ;n res near the 1 1 Hilton
Kiver. Aeadcniu: C. in te l'ritnarv Cl.tss t'
Cr.i.iiution I'pper c I.im for Advance.!
S'ci ial Students. Mir ic and Art. Writu
(,.r t it.llo;MI' .'it'll lei ms
.. Utf i SiwUMIci, li 'Hit at -aw, unttM St.. fcvt.lt
njuui'-t liiuaury wurk u im'sisuru. Iti.,?.. iia;
PflTE.'JTSS
e I son I, f 'nlrni e n,W-h.
.f. l-.u- I r.sv M II-
unl ttluivuixia. Isl rtttuita.
a dedicate i hiole of green, or rose col
or, aer irding to the dowers arranged
in lie in.
A Woman's Reason.
"Why." asks the In'pih It Ive person,
"do you enjoy having some one tell
you that you are pretty, when you
know you are not? Does It make you
believe" that you SIC''.'"
"No," she answers readily. "Hut It
makes me believe that ho believes I
am."- .liiilp".
V. N. U BALTIMORE,
NO. 4-1911.
A Poor Weak Woman
TO MIIVF O! T M
AMI III It II I P TIIF iVTI'M 1
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1 CM 1 1.1. I'CN.r. ' 'I k lit i w wl-'i! vnii urv latol ki.
I 'Hi- ft trimi lit In t' i ni v (mIiucI ii cvrr U l U
, fcllMft ititf , s mimic T (,''tllitif Mil. I p til 'II lMlt- I
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nl In if) Dm Ms ui' lii in. .!d t.r ml
-aioisi fur vti 'ji. I'tlti ct-nt.,
V' t V'
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the
Vagaries of Finance.
"I understand you have paid
mortgage off your place."
"Yep," replied Farmer Corntossol.
"Then why do you complain of hard
times?"
"All tha neighbors have done the
same thing. That leaves me with
monoy on my hands that nobody
wants to borrow."
Do noblo things, not dronm them all
day long. Klngsley.
Any New Methods?
"Ain't it strange, th' way Kelly bents
his wife?"
"I dunno. How does he do It?"
I'or OI.IIS ami c:HI)
Hick' t'AIM Itisr U 1 lie Im-nI rellie.lv re
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li.iii.l efTectH Itiiuit'.liiileiy. lit-., .c. un.l .Vv.
At ilrtlaf atules.
Ai he i termed, w'!l endure bravely and putiently
ponies) which a stron niu i would give way under.
'I be faot i women sre more patient tlun ilicy ouijlit
t'J be under such troubles.
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Every Picture Tells a Story'
It Wouldn't Do.
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changed.
"Why so?"
'He's going to manufacture automo
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Feminine Chronology.
Stella How old Is Mabel?
Delia Old enough to be younger.
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Weary is the back that hears the burden of kidney ills. There's no rest or peace for the man or
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Speedometers Long in Use
"Every now nnd then we read of
mine wonderful new Invention nnd the
entire reading world marvels, nnd then
a littlo later some one else discovers
tho fact that tho now Invention is
nothing but an application or a revival
of something that tho ancients knew
of and Invented nnd used." paid M. J.
Hammer of Detroit, Mich. "Why, In
Vltruvlns' Trent iso on Architecture
i, ,ia, riiies a method of measuring
I the distance traveled by n vehicle.
I 1,1 I il.M. .V,n..
Gearing was SO arranged tunc .u.-u
ono Roman mile was traversed a peb
ble or bull was dropped Into a brazen
pot this giving nn audible notice of
tho' end of tho mile; this, with tho
hcur-glnBB, gave the speed indicator,
and when the day's Journey was fin
ibhed tho distance was found by count
ing the pebbles In the brazen pot. VI
truvlus dedicated his hook to the Em
peror Augustus, who died A. D. 13, but
ithe actual date of the publication Is
(believed to have been a few years be
fore the beginning of the Christian
era. As he speaks of this Invention be
ing used nt that time, it Is very likely
more than 2.00 years old. It was also
used for mensuring distances at sea.
a pnddlewhoot being fixed on ono sida
of tho ship to turn the gearing. If this
wasn't the first odometer nnd speed,
ometer combined I would like to
know why."
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Marjorle Tho games I've uoen
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Liverpool collects a thousand tons ol
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Placed.
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