MUNYON'S PAW-PAVPILLS 4 The best Stomach and I.Ivor Tills known mA m tinaltlr anrl f lii&S' -Ik speedy euro tot Coa v JuStt' Btlpntlnn. Indigestion. ' fTTyj.' Jaundice. Biliousness, tour oiumuca, iieaa dip. and all ailments arising from a disor der e d stomach or uIKuVrnl luRKab "T. The UMnrn V ; t flj contain In concentrate liviVVtlKi! 'orm a" T,r' I Irll H 7jh nf values of laailau Munyon's I'aw-rnw from Hip juice of the . P1W fmlt. I unhesitatingly rerom- ii these pun as "emu e iaii !? ind eatfinrtlc ever componndert. Get . ai wnt bottle and If yon are not per. JSy mtlsllcd I w'll refund your money. rJJ nfnlRP nd JKFFERSON STS., PHILADELPHIA PA. r "Ma, I If The German Navy has adopted rvroscope compasses for its war. ihlp. forHKAPAl IIK-Hkki'l APi niKI! Whuther from Colds. Host, Btomsch or tmnrmt Troul'l' . Cspufllne will relieve you. f.v iiuuld-plei.ant 10 take-aeta Iminvdl iwlr . Try V o. nd too. at drug nore , A Philalelphlan has patented an attachment for locks to foil false key burglars- Any movement of the bolt rings an electric bell. i Tour Vruioclst tor Allen's Foot-Kane "I tned Alien a xoot-am recently, and bavs juat boimlit another supply. It lias cored mjr corns, and the hot, burning and itching sensation in my feet which was al pott unbearnl'lc. and 1 would not be witl out it now. .Mrs. W. J. Walker, Camden, j, J," gold bv all Druggists, 25m. Cliooso Your Words. A lady who was very plain-looking called on a friend. This friend's little girl came Into the room and her mother Introduced her. "But, mamma, Isn't she awfully homely," said the "young hopeful." "Why, Laura, you musn't say such things; It Isn't polite." "I meant It only as a joke." "But, dear, how much more of a Joke It would have been If you had aid 'how pretty she is.' " Success Magazine. Only His Cheap Trice. "I want handsome linen when I dine at a restaurant," declared the first citizen. "I want first-class food; I want a tastefully arranged table, and, above all, I want perfect service." "And you want It all for 15 cents," responded the second citizen. "That's all that ails you." Pitts burg Post. Pays Hetter Than Ever. "Uncle, can't I be a pirate when I grow up?" "Sure you can, son. What do you want to Dirate, books or plays?"' Insect Stings. Etlngs and bites of Insects are ex tremely dangerous at all times, and especially when the system is not in ft condition to resist the poison in jected. In many Insects the nature of the poison has not been ascertain ed; while In most of them it is of in acid, Irritant nature; in others It may contain a powerful cardiac sedative and depressant, and in still other organisms In pure or mixed cultures may be Introduced with the ting or bite. Apart from the natur al poison used by insects, it should not be forgotten that flies and other Insects that live on carrion may easily carry contagion and inoculate the persons whom they bite or sting. In the case of ordinary bites and stings the chemical antidote is a strong alkaline solution, such as a strong solution of bicarbonate of soda or potash, which counteracts Ihe arid of the sting. Suction at the wound In all these varieties of stings and bites will draw out some of the Poison, and until some antitoxin treatment can be found which will Prove an antidote to the bacterial poison introduced little can be done beyond a stimulating and supporting treatment with attention to symp toms. From Health. POULTRY CULTURE. Choosing Host Layers. There are a great many methods advertised in various pamphlets and papers stating that. If you will prac tice this or that method of selecting as laid down in the paper, you will be able to determine the drones from the workers. The writer has tried a few of these so-called certainties, and has come to the conclusion the trap nest is the only accurate test. It is by selection and keeping records that advancement Is made along this line. Each hen has her own individual ity; certain hens lay eggs that are In nine cases out of ten hatchable. Borne hens lay well, but although their eggs are usually fertile, they will not hatch, whether set under a hen or placed in the beat Incubator. The chicks develop to a certain size, In many cases being fully formed, but die In the shell. Again, many hens lay eggs that are seldom fertile. In selecting birds one has several objects. The saying "that the hen that lays Is the hen that pays" is often heard. The majority engaged in the poultry business consider egg production the best end of the busi ness. It Is often the surest. There Is not the same amount 6t risk attached to It. At the same time, If people are foolish enough to believe that Mr, So-and-So can supply eggs from hens, tested by the so-called new system, which have produced 300 eggs per annum, they have more faith In the advertiser and the hen than the writer has. There is no doubt that certain char acters should be looked for in a good laying hen. She should be low set, and stand on a pair of shanks j set fairly wide apart. The head should be nice and clean cut, with a I full bright eye. In other words, hens I should show feminine character, and not wrinkled features. Hens of the latter type should be discarded; in short, masculinity in the hen is a bad sign. A hen with a large capacity for food has a large crop. Is usually a payable bird to feed. The smaller the sack of food she takes to roost at night the fewer eggs will she produce. Dairymen know that a cow must have plenty of room for food In order to produce a large milk yield. The advertised systems serve one purpose. By examining the lay bones the amateur knows which bird Is about to lay, or Is laying. Should the lay bones be relaxed to the ex tent of about three fingers (closed) the bird is laying; If they are almost In contact, that is the hen to market, but so much depends on the time of year one wishes to sell table fowls. H. V. Hawkins. White Plymouth Rocks. White fowls, because of their strik ing appearance and the ease with which they are bred to a high state of perfection, have become very popular during the past few years. The White Rocks and White Wy- i andottes especially are the favor- ites of those who fancy a solid col i ored fowl. White Rocks, except in color, are counterparts of the Barred The American owner of a pig ranch on the site of the volcano of Kilauea, Hawaii, makes use of the crater's heat to cook for his stock vegetable food raised on his proper- Improvements in machinery for spinning aBbestos have resulted In the manufacture of thread from the mineral so fine that a mile of 1 elghs but a pound and a half. ORIGIN Of a Famous Human Food. kv-n K ft The story of great discoveries or Inventions is always of Interest. An active brain worker who found himsulf hampered by lack of bodily trength and vigor and could not carry out the plans and enterprises he knew how to conduct, was led to study various foods and their effects upon the human system. In other words, before he could carry out his Plans he had to find a food that would wrry him along and renew his physl nd mental strength. He knew that a frwifl whlnh wraa I brain and nerve builder (rather than mere fat maker) was universally needed. He knew that meat with the average man does not accomplish desired results. He knew that the soft gray substance In brain and "erve centres Is made from Albumen ""d Phosphate of Potash obtained from food. The he started to solve we problem. Careful and extensive experiments nilvei Grape-Nuts, the now famous food, it contains the brain and nerve wilding food elements In condition lor easy digestion. The result of eating Grape-Nuts lly Is easily seen In a marked stur ainets and activity of the brain and nervous system, making It pleasure wr one to carry on the dally duties without fatigue or exhaustion. Grape-Nuts food Is la no sense a Umulant, but Is simply food which 'news and replaces the dally waste f brain and nerves. Its flavour Is charming, and being luily and thoroughly cooked at the wctory jt u gervefi ingtantly with creajn. He signature of the brain worker Pfken of. C. W. Post, Is to be seen Sut'ach enuine package of Grape- Look tn pkgs. for the famous lit JJ book, "The Road ' to Wellviile." rTh's a Reason." branch of the family, and like them, tney are ideal fowls for family or i market. They are large and are good i layers, and. always find a ready sale. Their eggs are large and have dark shells, and always attract attention. Altogether White Plymouth Rocks have enough merit to keep them in ; the front ranks of America's best ; breed of poultry. Rye and Alfalfa. Boors for fowls to go Into yards should be so placed that a good yard, own to rye or alfalfa. Is available for each pen. Where ground for yards and raising grain is limited, the same yards may be planted In late corn, then sown In rye; it should be sown very thick, to allow the fowls to have the run of it while It Is still Bmall, and yet not destroy It. Corn can be planted early in July, after hatching season Is over and all fowls thrown Into one yard, If not out on free range. To the Discouraged. Those who become discouraged by mistakes j Instead of being stumbling blocks, misuses are object lessons that arouse one to a sense of closer obser vation and point out facts. However, the man whq makes the same mistake twice Is not a yery observing per. son. Feeding Is Important, but the lien bouse needs constant care. too. ' Penetrability of Matter. In a lecture at the Royal Inatltu tlon recently, Professor Sir James Thomson said that matter Is neither tontlnuous nor homogeneous, v He ibowed by an experiment that hydro, (en can be passed Into a vacuum ulb through an Incandescent platl lum window. In a similar way todlum can be passed Into the tube a absorb the residual oxygen. Bel atl, the Italian physicist, has shown :hat hydrogen can pass through cold ion. - Matter may therefore be' gen. rally regarded as full Of holes. louth's Companion. State of Pennsyi vama r.l;il)GK S1XKS INTO IllVKIl. Driver Of Heavy I, timber Wagon Has Close Call. Talm. Excitement Is at fever heat In Hereford Township, Berks County, on account of the great damage done by the gang of young men who stole twenty-five pounds of dynamite at the warehouse of StaufTer Uios., and exploded It on the county bridge at Klotz's Mill. The county bridge is a one span Iron truss structure, and at first the damage was not considered serious or dangerous, but when the heavy lumber team of Oliver Beck, of Dally, was rendy to pass over, the struc ture collapsed into the Perklomen River. Kdwln Solt, the driver, succcedoj In landing the four mules safely over the slowly sinking structure. Ho had a narrow escape and was nearly pinned fast by the heavily loaded wagon, which weighed five tons. The matter has been brought be fore the County Commissioners and the bridge la closed to travel. A thorough investigation will be made. On Beveral nights explosions took place at various places, all suspected to have been accomplished by dyna mite stolon from the store of Siauf fer Bros. The damage dune will cost the county about $1,000. HANK WHKCKKU FRKKl ). Roosevelt OiM'nt'd Poors Of Peniten tiary For F.il.vnrtl McMillan. Pittsburg. Edward P. MacMiUnn, a former bookkeeper of the defunct Enterprise National Bank, was re leased from the Western Penitentiary through the executive clemency of former President Roosevelt after having served two and a half years of a six years and six months' sen tence. Mrs. MaeMillan, who secured the clemency order from President Roosevelt, maintained that her hus band had obeyed the orders of his employer, T. Lee Clark, the cnsliler, who committed suicide following tho failure of the bank for $2,000,000. ; Charles Menzemcr, another em- i ployee of the bank, was recently re- j leased, his sentence having been ; shortened by President Roosevelt, and I.emert S. Cook, also convicted in connection with the failure, will be given his liberty next Tuesday. DYIXCJ WORDS HIS WILL. STABBED WITH HATPIN. Woman Attacked Policeman Who Whs Taking Her To Workhouse. Pittsburg. A policeman, Harry Bands, of Duquesne, Is in a serious condition at his home as a result of being stabbed with a hatpin while taking a colored woman to the work house. The stabbing occurred on a street car late .Monday night. The car was crowded, and when the of ficer told his prisoner they would trnnsfcr, she dorllnrd to leave. It Is allegod she Jerked a pin from her hat and stabbed the policeman in the stomach. Bands compelled the woman to board another ear on which the Journey to the workhouse was con tinued. Returning home later he became ill. WO.M.VX IMPALED ox FENCE. Climbing Tree To Rescue Cat, Re ceives Probably 1 ami Injuries. West Chester. Mrs. Marshall Hlghley, wife of William Highley. a blacksmith at Sugars Bridge, near here, was Impaled upon a fence aud probably fatally Injured. The woman bad rlim'ued a tree to rescue a cat, and when twenty feet from the ground slipped nud fell striking the fence. One of the palings passed through her leg near the hip, another punc tured her shoulder, and a third struck her In the abdomen. RlSTV NAIL KILLS HOY. Causes Wound Tliut Developed Lock Juw And Agonizing Death. Scranton. Stepping on a rusty nail a few days ago aud causing a wound that developed tetanus, six-year-old Willie Maddock died at the homo of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Gwilym Maddock, 1215 Evnon Street. Several physicians were deeply Interested in the case, apply ing every known remedy to relieve the child. Ehtute Of Engineer Who Wus Killed Court Gives To Widow. Reading. An unusual proceeding was begun before Register of Wills Gregory when the widow of Harry A. Bridegam, who met a trag ic death by falling from the tank of bis engine on the Reading Railroad and was ground beneath the wheels on June 23, made application for letters on his estate. "Get me out, Joe; I am going to die, and my wife is to have all," were the last words of the injured railroader. Joseph A. Rebholz, Joseph L. Rob inson and Thomas P. Reno, members of the crew, swore that these words were the dying declaration of Mr. Bridegam. Their affidavits were tak en and upon them letters were grant ed to the widow. The estate Is valu ed at $1,000. BLAST I l llNAt FS Ill liXlXfl. Pltf Iron Production Increases 50 Per Cent, In Four .Mont lis. Sharon. With the exception ot three stacks every Mast furnace In tho Shenandoah Valley is in opera tion. The pig iron production from this locality has Increased 00 per cent, during the past four pionti Want Puid Fire Chief For York. York. The Board of Underwri ters of this city have appointed a committee to confer wita Mayor Jacob A. Weaver and members" of Council looking forward to the ap pointment of a paid lire chief for the fire department and a building Inspector, who will see that better laws are enacted for the construc tion of buildings. STATE ITEMS. BIRD'S RESTl Elt JAILED. Woman Broke Law In Taking Young Robin From Boys. Reading. Mrs. Mary Kubeck, of this city, got herself Into trouble aud expense In an unusual manner. Two days ago she rescued a young robin from boys, who were tormenting It, and placed the bird in a cage. While It recovered, she spent a night and a day In Jail and paid a fine and costs amounting to $17.44 to Alderman Bruce. The woman protested that she was only saving the life of a young robin, which had been stoned by boys In a tree in front of her home, when neighbors preferred charges against her. The woman said she placed the bird in a canary's cage on the roof of the house, where tho parent birds fed it. Dies Of Fnll From Cheixy Tree. Danville. Casper Dlseroad, a well known contractor and builder, of Danville, died from Injuries re ceived a week ago. in a fall from a cherry tree. He was a veteran ot the Civil War and a past commander of Goodrich Post, No. 22, G. A. R.. of Danville. Two Bridges Blown V. Reading. A township bridge in Hereford Township, a wooden struc ture, and nn iron bridge, built and maintained by tho county, were blown up with dynamite. The mo tive of the parties is a mystery. The dynamite was stolen from a neigh boring store. Tumaqna Passes Curfew Law. Tamaqua. At a meeting of Bor ough Council, a curfew ordinance was passed, which requires all chil dren under 16 years of age, unless accompanied by parents or guardi ans, to be off the street at 9 P. M. under penalty of arrest and subject to fine. Strangled To Death Iu Hammock. Lancaster. Norman Slote, aged 16 years, was strangled to death while sleeping in a hammock at his home at Ephlrata. The hammock was an old fashioned affair, with loop ends. While tossing In his sleep the boy fastened his bead in a loop and In this position was strangled. The body was found by bis parents. William Haetly, of South Beth lehem, a waiter on Charles M. Schwab's private car Loretto, suffer ed a fatal stroke of apoplexy. Farmers Unite To Fight Peeta. York. A farmers' club bat been organised at Logansvllle for the pur pose ot fighting the Insect pest which has been doing duch damaging work to the fruit trees. They will act under the Instructions of Orchard Inspector Pierce and Henry A. Bur face, State Zoologist. By organiza tion they hope to be prepared to fight the scale and the caterpillar. Tax Collector Samuel A. Btrunk, of Cherry Valley, died from the re sults of falling from a cherry tree t Stroudsburg. With the upsetting of a gasoline stove in- the kitchen, fire broke out in the residence of the Rev. Samuel Meade, at Newton, and before the blaze was extinguished the entire kitchen and other parts of the house were destroyed. The loss is esti mated at $2,000. Palling from a tree while pick ing cherries at her home In Ml:llin vuie. .Mrs. W. E. Mourey broke both arms at the wrist, although sue fell a distance of less than ten feet. iliss Sarah Ziebach, a milliner of Pottsville, Is In a serious condition from blood poisoning and with a view of saving her life her hand will probably be amputated. The trouble started from a slight wound in a finger with a hat pin. Dr. E. H. Romlg, secretary of the Pottsville Y. M. C. A., has resigned to accept the pastorate of a large Congregational Church in Philadel phia. In a runaway accident in Bridge port, Mrs. George McKay, of Upper Merion, was thrown from the wagon and sustained a broken arm. Abraham R. Clarv and Jolin S. Graver, of Cheltenham, appealed In Montgomery County Court from the award of a Jury which laid out Tox ony Avenue. Clark was awarded $250 damages and Graver none. A dozen other property owners were given nothing, but they have not ap pealed. Clara, the two-year-old daughter of William Ruscavage, of Mahanoy City, was burned to death on the street while playing with matches. The death of the child was witnessed by many terror-stricken people. William Anderson, a dairyman, of Lansdowne, was kicked by a horse and knocked unconscious. I to was found bleeding on the sidewalk. His condition is serious. Tho School Board of Lansdowne has awarded a contract for the erec tion of a new addition to the school house to William Elliott & Company, of Coatesvllle, at a bid of $24,000. Work will be started at once. John M. Root, a young machinist. of Jit. Joy, Lancaster County has confessed to the police that he stole gold watches and other articles from his room-mates, John E. Engel and John H. Kellenberger. Root pawn ed the watches at Harrisburg. The assessors- returns show that the taxable property of Dauphin County has Increased $837,600 dur ing the past vear, and personal prop erty $345,875, notwithstanding the business depression. Fire of incendiary origin destroy ed two dwellings and two stables at Lewlstown. Loss, $3,000. During the absence of men, fire broke out near Bear Valley, threat ening many structures. A lot of women and girls formed a bucket brigade and by heroic work prevent ed what might have been a disas trous fire. A little child of W. H. J. Wil liams, of Slateford, bit Into a dyna mite cap, which it found on the street, and In the explosion that fol lowed its face was terribly lacera ted. A full blooded fox terrier belong ing to Mr. and Mrs. George Wax ner, of Spring Grove, has a pen chant for eating needles and pins. An examination ot Its mouth reveal ed a number of pins and needlea firmly Imbedded. The dog has been eating pins and needles since It was a puppy. Mrs. Charles QriBslnger, of Lewis berry, was startled as she entered her home by stumbling over the dead body of Jeremiah Urlsslnger, her 'atber-in-law, who had suddenly dropped dead upon the floor from heart trouble while she was absent .from the bouse. COMMERCIAL Weekly Revjtw of Trxde and Market Reports. llradstreet's E::yn; Retail trade has been helped by Steady hot weal her, holiday prepara tions and clearance sales, but there are still not lacking reports from many cities that the spring anqj early summer turnover is below expecta tions. Jobbing trade is of a mid summer small filling-In-order char acter. Most confidence and certain ly the largest business visible Is that reported and being booked for next fall, winter and spring. In this re spect the strength of demand for cot ton goods at hardening quotations, partly due to the strength of raw cotton and the satisfactory reports as to orders booked by woolen and worsted goods manufacturers for next spring's delivery at very higu prices, are by far the notable feat ures. All Western cities report fall bookings larger than last year by various percentages, and some ad- j vices are of unprecedented sales for next fall. At larpe Eustern centers the volume of business done by first 1 bands in dry goods is said to be lit tle below the best which occurred I In the first half of 1907. j Wholesale Maikets. j New York. Wheat Spot easy; No. 2 red, old, 14"m in elevator and f. o. b. afloat; nominal; No. 2 red, new, 1.21 end August; No. 1 Northern Duluth, old, 1.36 nom inal f. o. b. afloat; No, 2 hard win ter, old, 1.34 ',4 nominal f. o. b. afloat. Corn Spot easy; No. 2 old, 79 c. in elevator and 78 V6 nom inal f. o. b. afloat; No. 2, 65 win ter shipment. Oats Receipts, 5 " , 4 " 0 bush. Spot steady; mixed, 2632 lbs. 60c. nom inal; natural white, 2t'"32 lbs., 59 r62; clipped white, 3442 lbs. p0,4 65V4. ; Butter Unsettled and lower; ereamery specials, 2 0 ft 2 U Va c. (oin clal price, 26); creamery extras, 25 ii 25 ; creamery, thirds to firsts, 22 Cilia; Slate dairy, com mon to finest, 20 (ii 25 process, com mon to special, 18Ti24. Eggs Steady; State Pennsylvania and nearby, fancy, selected, white. 28 U 30c; do., fair to choice, 2.1 27; Western firsts, 2 1 i ffi 22 M ; (official price, 21&22j; Western seconds, 20(fj, 21. Philadelphia. Wheat Steady; contract grade, July, 1 16 & 117c; August. 1.14 1.15. Corn Firm; July, 79,480c; August, 77 &78. Oats c. lower; No. 2 white natural, 59 60c. Butter Weak; solid packed, c. lower; extra Western creamery, 27 'fee; do., nearby prints, 28. Eggs PIrm; Pennsylvania and other nearby firsts, free cases, 23c, at mark; do., current receipts, in returnable cases, 21c, at mark; Western firsts, free cases, 23., at mark; do., current receipts, free Mses, 20 0) 22c, at ' mark. Cheese Firmer; New York full creams, choice, 13 14c; do., fair to good, 13 13. Poultry Alive, firm; fowls, 16 16c; old roosters, 10 11; spring chickens, 20fj 26; ducks, old, 12(813; do., spring, 14&16. Italtiniore. Wheat Sales of car goes on grade at 120c for No. 2 red; 1.17 for No. 3 red; 1.16 for special bin steamer No. 2 red; 1.15 for stock steamer No. 2 red; 1.12 for special bin rejected; 1.10 for stock rejected and 1.05 for regular rejected for drier. Steamer No. 3 rod sold at 112 Vsc. per bush., the same price as special bin rejected. Corn Western opened steady; spot and July, 76 c. Very little do ing, both offerings and demand be- 1 Ing light. Prices softened and at ; midday spot and July were quoted i at 76c. Oats We quote: White No. 2, 60?(60c.; No. 3, 58fj59; Nc 4, E6ffi67. Mixed No. 2, 5S' 68c; No. 3, 57ffj57; No. 4, i,6 &66. Rye We quote per bush.: No. 2 rye, Western export, 90c; do., up town, 90; bug lots, as to quality and condition, 85 (ft 90. ! Hay We quote, per ton: No. 1 timothy, large bales, $17.50ffilS; to., small blocks, $17.50f)18; No. ' 2 timothy, as to location, $16.50; No. 3 timothy, $14 fa 15. Choice :lover mixed, $16 16.60; No. 1 i slover, mixed, $15.50 16; No. 2 ; Jlover, do., $13. 50i?( 14.50. Butter We quote, per lb.: Cream- i sry, separator, extras, 2620, j firsts, 24U'25; imitation, extras, 22 ! 23, firsts, 20 ( 21; prints, b.. extras, 27ft28, firsts, 26f27; prints, ! I lb., extras. 274f28, firsts, 26027. j Cheese Wo quote, Jobbing prices, per lb., 1 5 ii 1 5 c. Eggs The market Is unchanged; trading mainly in Jobbing lots, and the market on such is steady. We j quote per dozen, loss off: Maryland. Pennsylvania aud nearby firsts, 21c; Eastern Shore Maryland and Virgin ia, 21; Western firsts, 21; West Vir ginia, 21; Southern (North Caro lina), 30; guinea eggs, 9 10. Iteggio, Tho Other Italian City Dev. TIRED ALL THE TIME. I isery'ftfurvTe.'ls I -s JSlay" ! Languor, liHtlessness, dullness of spirits are often due to kidney disor ders. Pain and weakness In the buck, Fides and hips, headaches, dizziness, urinary disorders are sure signs that the kidneys need Imme diate attention. De lay Is dangerous. J. Wilfred Zell, Dun cannon, Pa., says: "Kidney backache and rheumatic pains made my life miserable. I could not sleep well and always felt tired. My limbs were stiff and sore and I was hardly able to work. I was so bad I did not care to live. Doan's Kidney Pills brought quick relief and soon n permanent cure." Remember tho name Doan's. For rale by all dealers. BO cents a box. Foster-JIIlburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y". The Sportsmen's Club, of Canan dlagna. N. Y., Is making an experi ment in restocking the woods In its neighborhood with game birds. It has recently released 20 pairs ot Hungarian partridges, in the hope that in a few years they will mul tiply enough to supply good sport for its members. According to a discussion before the London Institute of Marine En dlrectly to the propeller shaft Is near slon for ships by motors connected directly to the propeller shalt is mar nt hand. Cimarron is the latest town to contract the slogan habit. The one chosen isi "Simmer on, Cimarron." "MEMOIRS OK DAN Kit II," THE CLOWN OF OUR DADDIES. At Lost, There Is on Sale a Book Brimful of American Humor. Any bookseller will tell you that the constant quest of Ms customers Is for "a book which will make mo laugh." The bookman Is compelled to reply that the race of American humorists has run out and comic lit erature is scarcer than funny plays. A wide sale Is therefore predicted for the "Jleinolrs of Dan Rice," the Clown of Our Daddies, written by Maria Ward Brown, a book guar anteed to make you roar with laugh ter. TK.e author presents to the pub lic a volume of the great Jester's most pungent Jokes, comic harangues, caustic hits upon men and manners, lectures, anecdotes, sketches of ad venture, original songs and poetical effusions; wise and witty, serious, satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena of other days. These "Memoirs" also contain a series of adventures and Incidents alternat ing from grave to gay; descriptive scenes and thrilling events; the rec ord of half a century of a remarkable life. In the course of which the sub ject was brought into contact with most of the national celebrities of the day. The book abounds In anecdotes, humorous and otherwise; and It af fords a clearer view of the Insldo mysteries of show Hfo than any ac count heretofore published. Old Dan Rice, as the proprietor of tis famous "One Horse Show," was more ot a national character than Artemus Ward, and this volume contains the humor which made the nation laugh even while tho great Civil War raged. This fascinating book of 500 pages, beautifully illustrated, will bo sent postpaid to you for $1.50. Address Book Publishing House, 1.14 Leonard street, New York t"itv DREADFUL DANDRUFF. Girl's Head Enrrnafrd Feared lose of All Her Hair Itnhjr d Millt ( rust Missionary's Wife JIad Perfect Cures by Cutlciira. "K..r several yenrs tr.y lnnlmml wns a minsionnry in the Suitliwest. Every one in that biitli and dry atmosphere has "mete or lusa trnublo with dandruff and my ilanglf Ict'b tcalp became so encrusted with it that I waa nlarmpd for fear she would lose all her hair. After trying various rotnediei, in desperation 1 bought a cake of (.'titicurs Soap and a box of C'utirura Ointment. They left the acnlp beautifully clean and free from dandruff and 1 am happy to say that the Cutimra Remedies were a rom plete success. 1 Imve also ukcI successfully the Cutirura Itemodies for so-called 'milk crust' on baby's head. Cuticur.i is a bless ing. Mrs. J. A. Darling, 310 Fifth St., Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 11108. " Potter Dnm & ( hem. Corp., Sole Propa. of Cuticura Remedies. Boston. Mass. Not Quite In His Line. A short time ago a young lady was troubled with a boll on her knee which grew so bad that she thought It necessary to call in a phy siciun. She had formed a dislike for the family physician, so her father suggested several others, and final ly sail that he would call In the physician with the homeopathic case, who passed (lie house every day. They kept a sharp lookout for him, and when he came along he was called in. The young lady modestly showed him the disabled member. The little man looked at It and said: "Why, that's pretty bad." "Well," she said, "what must I do?'' "If I were you," he answered, "I would send for a physician. I am a piano-tuner." Louisville Courier-Journal. MORE S t NC The Salvation Army of Europe has an anti-tobacco league of 55,000 persons. Kor COLDS Htid :UII flick's Tai'I'I'Ink U tho t-ct romrtv relieves tl:c ii'-iiins and fcvei iiiinc-. euics the Coltl iinl i t-Mores nui mitl cc-ihIiUmiis. ItS lisiiilrl s-tr .-i Immediately. Inc.. 'tic. sn'1 toe. aidruk' Murev Tho Nile Valley is nil there is of Egypt from a productive point of view. lr. ItlKcicrs lluekle berry t orilliil VVh:i ta'is-i lit td i liigitiiiiri'.' of Stoma"!) Tro i diH u 'Virf ill" to ou- lit irr'nvi, Uy-i-iit -rv. Fin c. Cli'l lren T-' 'li'i;'. et :. Al Ur.ig jits n 1 1 5 .' i ii " ii " it- Ecuador exports about 20.000 tons of vegetable Ivory annually. H, It, Gsnas's Koss, of Atlanta, On., ars the only successful llropay hpeciuUMa In tua World. See their liberal offer in mlroriuo Dieiit in auothir coluinu of tins t a'-er. English Is rapidly becoming the commercial language of China. Mrs. Wiiilnv'n Sooilunt S nip (orChildren teeth in i:, suiiens t hernias, rcOm es mihiiiiina tiuu.uiluj I'aiM.cuics wind c.'lic.'.'.'ca OulUe. PINKHAM CURES Added to the Long List due to This Famous Remedy. Camden, X..I "It is with pleasure that I udil iuy testimonial to your already lonir list hoping that it may induce others to avail themselves of this valuable medi-eiiie.LvliaK.I'hik-bam's Ve getalil e ( oninourtd. 1 suf fered from terrible headaches, pain in in v back h i ul right side, was tired and nervous, and so weak I could hardly stand. J.ydia K. l'mkham's Vegeta ble Compound re stored me to health and made me leel like a new person, and it shall alwavs have mv praise." Mrs. W. 1'. Val'kntink, 9o2 Lincoln Avenue, Camden, N. J. - Gardiner, Me. " 1 was a great suf ferer from a female disease. The doc tor said I would have to go to the hospital for an operation, but I.ydia K. l'inkham's Vegetable Compound com pletely cured me in three months." Mits. "S. A. Williams, 11. Jfc I). No. 14, l!ox 80, Gardiner Me. lfecause your case Is a ditlicult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suiter without givlui; I.yilhi I'.. I'inkhum's Vegetable Ciiiiipoiuidutri.il. It surely lias cured many cases of it-male ills, such as in lla in ma tioti, ii Ice rat inn, displacements, librnid tumors, irretrularitli s, periodic pains, backache, that bearing-dowii ieelinc, indigestion, dizziness, aud ner vous prostration. It costs but a trillo to try it, and the result is worth mil lions to uiuny guttering women. Most old people must give the bowels gentle, con stant help. One candy Cascaret each day does that. Harsh physic, taken regularly, makes the bowels callous. Cascarets do not. Nearly all old people now use this natural, gentle help. Vast-pocket box. 19 centt-at dnic tnrt. 854 Each tublot ot tbe cenuiuo Ii munJ C C C DAISY FLY KILLER :r There are organizations in Klin land to lit; lit rats and sparrows. II X. V 211. 1 lft Wrlff .li'i k l. . Svml. rioitfi oniA'ni'ii'Ai, C'MI VP llfUt Vllt rim 't p i . . or up i r. w.l. n t it on h i nrtMiiy t Ii i 4. I. nm'iicn! r. 1tr irnlrf-)r. Of trttt fi -ft,.,i.l jlrM 10 Ih- fcttfc Aru, Live Stock. Knnsus City. Cattle Market steady to luc. higher. Yearlings, $7.a&; heavy steers weak; choice ex port and dressed beef steers, $6.35 4f7.3&; fair to good, $4.75 6.25; Western steers, $4.75 U 6.75; stock era and feeders, $3.50 fi. 5.50; South ern steers, $5.35 6.65; Southern cows, $2.75 4; native cows, $2.25 &&.40; native heifers, $3.907; bulls, $3 & 5.50; calves, $3.50(7. Hogs Market 6fl?10e. higher. Top, $7.90; bulk of sales, $7.40 7.85; heavy, $7.75 7.90 ; paekern and butchers, $7.60 (it 7.90; light, $7,3047-75; pigs, $67.25. Sheep Maket strong1. Lambs, $6 7.76; yearlings, $4.25 6.25; wethers, $44.75; ewes. $3.50 ft) 4.60; Blockers and feeders, $2.75 4.7S; Texas muttons, $3.75 4.75. Clileajro. Cattle Market steady. Steers, $5.60 & 7.20; cows, $4fi 6.75; belters. $3.607; bulls, $3,400 6.26; calves, $3 fl7; stockers and feeders, $3.60 & 5.25. Hogs Market 6 10c. higher. Choice heavy, $7.85 8.10; butchers, $7.808.06; light mixed, $7.60 7.60; choice light. $7.7007.16; packing, $7. 76(87. 90; pigs, $5.60 7.15; bulk of sales, $7.60 07.90. Sheep Market steady. Sheep, $3.75ft4.76; lambs, $7.26&8.25: yearlings, $4.50 & 6.75. MtUburK, Pa. -Cattle Choice, $.907.16; prime, $5.906.80. Hogs Prime heavies, $8,250 8.30; mediums, $8.068.10; beafy Yorkers, $7.90 8.05; light York rs. $7.6087.65; pigs, $7.2007.301 roughs, $6&7. la trt filrlast mttA flfrt hiiauii hJImw lit V v own in rmild- ina a (tpe on. No vction. LkW nd Onirwn, bookkeeping. Short hrni. Henmantiup. Typewriting, i ele- , gmpky, He. 1 Kree fuH UufHt hy mt) alio. u Ua41ng biuinu cilW south of tht Folomio fiver." '. finotj'uBf. AtJdreM, a M. SMITHDEAL fWi. RichoKLV. FATENfS S"S BOOMS 3r4-il.kf.UopyntxtU yottr oofc, Wniiiirf. ri iun, I), Nw mi m to tKviuiy lor u.iin a! Uifif rwisitirus wuu wtffwlm tu ciru r i i K mm iri ufttr 2,jiM,tM foe itiouu Kwf' uu.iu lw, .vuarr fabUtt.) rtuu UuUHiij, liiluJ. Xr. rcc. Ur, It. Ii. 4.KLKVII loll, .t , AUa-l. w. CHICKENS EARN MONEY! 1! You Know How to HandlsThem Properly hether you raue Cliiekm. for fun or profit, you wnt to do it fnldlicentlv n. t the beat ruultf. The way to do this is to protit by the experu-nre uf o'tuei j offer a b.k tellmn all ,ou DWJ lo l,.w ,. ,), .. iact book written bv a s i m flm -.mt nun who made liu living fv,r U yrs in rai.ing 1 oultry. lJr2''S It and in that time r,ec.nlv bad to experiment ami e.enj ff M touch money to learn tbe bet W,!?ot""lll,rt the tu' I if 1 for the .null ,um of 23 tfcNTS in poetage sumps. I I 1 jt UU. you how to DrteTt --"- m ior ureeainu l'umaM n.l K-t i,b?J!t vrytliinij you muat know on tbe aubiect to make a auced kvj OSTl'AID ON itECEllT OK 24 C'KNTS IX STAMPS, ,ucc"- ""NJ Book PvblUhing House, 134 Leonard St., N. Y, City. ASavinginSliaving It's nothing mors or leas than extra. ganca tops a big price for a lafety. razor The only part that counts for anything It tbe blade. But good bladrt even 1 be best of bl idee -d in't wtrraut the pries dually demands I for tho razor. The biggest part of what you par for (be regu ar safety-razor It fur the frame and the box details that doa t dgure st II in the raior'e value. Prove this for vourealf. OCa la STAMPS brings tou one Jm of those marvellous Racors, postpaid, by mail. BOOK PUB. HOUSE, Koameacl SstVt Maw York
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