YOU'RE TOO THIN. Even Slight Catarrhal Derangements of the Stomac h Produce Acid Ftr mentation of the Food. Its Stomach Catarrh Home people nr thin and always re main thin, from temperamental rea one. Probably In snoh cases nothing can be done to change this personal peculiarity. But there aro a large nnmber of peo plo who get tnln, or remain thin, who naturally would be plump and fleshy but for some digestive dorangemont. Thin people lack In adipose tissue. Adipose tlssuo is chiefly composed of fat. Pat la derived from the olfy constit uents of food. The fat making foods aro called by the physiologist, hydrocarbons. This class of foods aro not digested in the stomach at all. They are digested in the duodenum, the division of the ali mentary canal Just below the stomach. The digestion of fat Is mainly, It not wholly, the work of the pannraatlo ulce. This Juico is of alkaline reac tion, and is rendored inert by the addi tion of acid. A hyperacidity of the digestive fluids of the stomach passing down into the dnodenum, destroys the pancreatic fluid for digestive pur poses. Therefore, the fats aro not di gested or emulsified, and the system i deprived of its duo proportion of oily constituents. Hence, the patient grows thin. The beginning of the trouble Is a ca tarrhal condition of the stomach which causes hyperacidity of the gastric Juices. This hyperacidity is caused by fermentation of food in the stomach. When tho food is taken into the stom ach, if the process of digestion doea not begin immediately, acid fermenta tion will take place. This creates a hyperacidity of the stomach Juices which in their turn prevent the pan creatic digestion of the oils, and the emaciation results. A dose of Peruna before each meal hastens the stomach digestion. By hnrrylng digestion, Peruna prevents fermentation of the contents of the stomach, and the pancreatic Juice Is thus preserved in its normal state. It then only remains for the patient to eat a sufDcltint amount of fat-forming foods, and the thinness disappears and plump ness takes Its plao. Some men would rather go away hack and alt down than stand ou ceremony. Hicks' Capudmc Cures Wervonsness. Whether tired out, worried, overworked, or what not. It refreshes the brain and nerves. It's Liquid and pleasant to take. 10c., 25c, snil 50c. nt drug stores. ODDS AND EN US. Truth and Quality appeal to the Well-Informed in every walk of life and arc essential to permanent success and creditable standing Accor ingly, it is not claimed that .Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why it is the best of personal ami family laxatives is the fact that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves tho internal organs on which It acts without any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from time to time It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative, and its component parts aro known to and approved by physicians, as it ia free from all objection able substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug gists. ALLEN'S FOOT EASE For Tired, Aching, Smarting, Swollen Feet. 1 ' Railroad Conductor. .rJ.l.VIS buVLn"",.t nastuapuiastowrllsvou about Allen', Vixu iW I urn a Conductor and an I could hardly taac a tUv. A Maod gavj n. box " bo.b.ut two nv'"Ia and iny fo nd ' ' 11 Uod- "O. Mct'LUKK, MUO Suparlor SI., Auuln, Ut HHAKK INTO VOUtt HUOBH Allen's Foot Ease, a powder. It cures painful, smiu-tiug feot and ingrowing nails, and instantly takes the stint, out of corns nd bunions. Sold by all Tlruggisu. and arXfte 'u'"lituu jlIvk Eoy,uNflTi Genuine bsars above signature. HSTIiompson's Eyewater The Soap Bubble and Its Secrets. The Professor. The Doctor Poor fellow! Ho left his affairs in bad hapo. The Professor It certainly wasn't good form for him to do that. Chi cago Tribune. Half a loaf is better than a loafer. Don't be a growler that's a trait commonly found In dogs. A railway man Bays the block sys tem Is a signal success. When woman meets woman then comes a struggle for the last word. The reason a girl'B feet are so small Is she says so anyway. King Peter of Servla owns a bar ber shop, owns a patent medicine and conducts a motor car agency In his capital. The reigning Prince of Llppe-Detmold deals In butter and eggs, while a prosperous brick fac tory swells his profits. The King of Wurtemburg is tho proprietor of two hotels In his kingdom, and they add $50,000 a year to his revenue. The United States in recent years, 1906 and 1907, has supplied annu ally about 5,500,000 barrels of the United Kingdom's imports of flour, the remaining requirements, say 2,400,000 barrels, coming princi pally from Canada and Australia, a relatively small part being furnished by France and Hungary. By WILLIAM S. BIRGE, M. D. How many of our young people have spent hours over those delicately colored wonders, the soap bubbles. Many of in still believe, as we be lieved when children, that no gem surpasses a soap bubble in beauty; and one cannot help feeling really orry when each exquisite plaything bursts. Sir Isaac Newton, who sought nut the secret that a falling apple hint ed, said of the soap bubble that a man or child who could blow one that would laBt would confer a great benefit upon mankind. You may wonder it this saying, but the truth of It will soon be apparent. Perhaps some of you do not know how to make a good soap bubble mix ture, so I give you the directions for preparing one. Put Into a pint bottle two ounces of hest white Castile soap, cut Into thin shavings, and fill the bottle with cold water which has been first boiled and then left to cool. Shake well to gether, and allow the bottle to stand until the upper part of the solution Is clear. Decant now of this clear solution two parts, and add one part of glycerin, and you have a soap bub ble mixture very much like one sug gested by a professor of Harvard Col lege. Some of you may wonder why bub bles cannot be blown from water alone. It Is because the particles do not possess sufficient attraction for one another to form a fllm. Mys teriously, tho soap Increases this at traction, even If the quantity be as small as 100th part of the solution. We add the glycerin to make the fllm more gorgeous by bringing about a greater play of colors. Bear In mind that a carefully prepared mixture will save you much disappointment. The solution now being at hand, we use the ordinary clay tobacco pipe In blowing. Always use a new one, for one in which tobacco has been smoked Is poisoned. With a little practice, and a moderate amount of patience, bubbles measuring eight or ten Inches in diameter may be pro duced, and even larger ones If the lungs be refilled. The pipe, of course, should be held steadily, and the breath forced into the bubbles evenly. In order to watch a bubble care fully we may wish to support It in some way. A common table goblet will make a good stand if Its edge Is first dipped Into melted paraffin, or well soaped, which prevents It from cutting into the film. All bubbles and drops are round. All liquids, when free to act, tend to take on the spherical form. So it is with milk when It falls upon a but tered plate, a raindrop when it de scends, or the dew that glistens so beautifully in tho morning sun. In each case the drop Is composed of tiny particles that aro equally attract ed by a central particle, and ns they cling regularly around It give the drop a round shape. Your school books have told fou that this attrac tion that causes all things to try to come together Is gravitation. In the case of the soap bubbles the case is reversed. The particles of air within press with equal force out ward upon the fllm in all directions, producing the curved surface and making a hollow sphero. If the room is free from drafts, the bubble will be a perfect one, and will teach us the principles that underlie the mak ing of a sphere. This perfect form, however, Is seen only when the bub ble floats. When resting upon tho goblet, It appear, very much like an orange that is, an oblate spheroid, the true shape of the earth. Putting it Into the simplest lan guage, tho form of a bubble is due to the holding together of the soap solution, to the outward pushing of the air within and the resistance of the fllm. If the air In the room Is moderately cool the bubble will float like a tiny balloon. The mouth and lungs at all times having a temperature of nearly 100 degrees, the air blown Into the toy bubbles Is warmer and conse quently lighter than the air which surrounds them; therefore they float, and It la their llghtnessandgracethat, with their beauty, give them such a charm. As soon as the air within the bubble cooIb It slowly slnkB till It reaches the floor, and the jar of lta contact usually ruptures the film. The extreme thinness of the- hiibbl" Is Indeed wonderful. It is estimated that the film In some places Is only one 3,000,000th of an Inch In thick ness. Probably few of us can con ceive of such thinness. Let me ex press it in another way. The Old and New Testament contain some 3,000, 000 letters. Now one 3.000,000th is such a part or an inch as the first let ter of the Bible is a part of the sum of all Its letters. The bubble, however. Is not of equal thickness at all points, and it is for this reason that It has the various colors. For Instance, wherever the fllm is orange rod It measures about three l,000.000ths of an inch, and at a point where lemon yellow is prom inent about twenty l.OOO.OOOths of an Inch. Perhaps you wonder why the colors change from one part of the soap bubble to another. This Is because the fllm of the soap bubb'e evnporates and grows thinner, but unequally so at different portions. A greenish blue with a pale rose red spot near it Indicates an extreme thinness, and at such a point the fllm Is ready to give way at the least Jar. You will be glad to know the source of the beautiful colors. Every one is delighted with them, even If not in terested by the explanation of their origin. We may say that they come from the light. Light gives color ti all objects, but not exactly as it r!oe to the soap bubble. White light from the sun can be broken into the seven colors which we have seen In the rain bow. In that instance the raindrop? separate it into its parts. A glass prism will do the same, as you may prove by looking through a glass pen dant from a hanging lamp. When the light reaches the surfnre of the soap bubble a part is reflected frorii it, and we see images on Its sur face as If It were a curved minor. Another portion of tho light, how ever, enters the film and is separated so that a part of the seven colors are thrown Into the bubble, and wo can see them at various portions of the opposite surface. Another part of the light, after being broken by the film, is reflected by its Inner surface back to our eyes, so thBt we see col ors at the point where the light en ters. Christian Advocate. TRAMP AND THE RAILROAD, Pennsylvania Lost $430,000 Last Year by Theft A Conference of Powers. That the Pennsylvania Railroad lost $438,000 last year by thefts by tramps is shown in figures just made public to prove the seriousness of the problem the railroads of the country face In dealing wltl trespassers. This sum was paid out in 1907 In claims for losses traced to thefts. According to these figures on the tramp nuisance. 4156 arrests for tres passing and illegal train riding were made on the Pennsylvania's right of way and 466 men were arrested for larceny. At the same time 809 men were killed or died from injuries re ceived while In the act of trespass ing. The railroads of the country are about to take concerted action look ing to an abatement of the tramp nuisance and It la to be one of the important matters to be taken up at the next annual joint meeting of the State Kailroad Commissions. Ac cording to the railroad officials, local authorities often refuBe to make arrests at all, whereas if the State and county authorities would co operate with tho railroads Uiu rail road tramps would quickly decrease In numbers. The Niw York and Chicago Kail road Managers' Association has taken up the matter, and an attempt la to be made to enlist the support of the authorities in suppressing the evil which the rallroadB contend is the backbone of all vagrancy. New York Sun. Little Pay For Much Work. The editor in proportion to hia means does mure for hia town than any other man, says the East Prairie (Mo.) Eagle. He ought to be sup ported, not becauie you happen to like him or admire his writing, but because a local paper Is the best in vestment a community can make. It may not be crowded with great Ideas, but financially it is of more benefit than both teacher and preacher. To day editors do more for less pay than any other men on earth. (Gunners' Deafness. I "The Imminent danger," says Sur geon-General Rixey, "of the serious and in a measure preventable acci dent, rupture of the eardrums, de mands consideration in preparation lor target practice or battle, and every man should be compelled to employ pledgets of cotton or a worthy substitute for filling the auditory ori fices. The necessity of compulsion in a matter so rational may be sur prising, but the fact is neither officers nor men take kindly to the use of MlCh artificial protection, though the practice is more universal than it was a few years ago. Many of the gun crews in the navy Buffer from deafness of variable duration after target practice, and In a severe naval action ic is probable that the impact of suddenly compressed air or re peated violent air vibrations conse quent upon big gun fire and the bursting of the enemy's shells would produce not only deafness (tempo rary or permanent) among the per sonnel of the ships but also a dazed mental condition, which 1b a recog nized result, that would have the effect of pbyilcal disablement. "Prevention can alone deal with It. and the medical bureau hopes that some action may be taken by the Navy Department. The bureau has been making some study of the var ious expedients and devices of indi cating those deserving recognition and from among which choice may be made, but the adoption of any one to the entire exclusion of others with in the range of efficiency la neither necessary nor desirable. Action Is needed only to the end that some efficient protection be made obliga tory among those es posed to the con cussion of gun fire or shell explosion, and the bureau has recommended a general order to that effect." Wash ington Star. A School For Dogs. A school for dogs has been estab lished In Paris. The object Is to teach them politeness. The animals are trained to welcome visitors by Juraplug up, wugging the tail and giv ing a low bark. When the visitor leaves the dog accompunlos him to the door, constantly wagging bis tall, and bows his farewul by bending his band to the floor. He Is trained, like wise, to pick up a handkerchief, glove or fmi that has been dropped uud re turn It to the owner? COMMtRClAL CULUWIl Weekly Review of Trade and Latest Market Reoortt Dun's Review says: "Bank exchangee at all leading Mtles In the United States are $1, 94,272,S43, a decrease of 15.0 per :ent., compared with a year ago, and 18.1 per cent, compared with the :orrespondlng week of 1906. There a loss at nearly every city, and n loteworthy feature is the relatively larger loss at a number of the lead ing centers In the Middle West, rvhere the loss In the earlier months this year was considerably smaller than in other sections of the country. Boston, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Pittsburg continue to report a heavy I Decrease, and the loss at New Or- leans reflects a continued lighter vol i ume of payments through tho banks : In that section." VETERAN OF THKLE WAHH. I Live Mock. Profession of Motherhood. In no other profession but that of motherhood would It be permissible to enter on responsible duties with out any previous knowledge. As well might an untrained chauffeur conduct a party through the Intricate traffic of the streets, as a young woman in per fect Ignorance gaily adventure herself on the bringing up of a child. -The Graphic, New York. Cattle Receipts, 1. 600 head; feeling nominally steady; dressed beef low, at 10 11 c ; a little extra beef at 12c. Calves Receipts, 300 head; mar ket steady; veals, 5.00 to 7.25; no prime veals offered; buttermilks, 3.25; city dressed veals steady, at 9 ' to 12 c; country dressed, 8 to 10 Vac Sheep and and Lambs Receipts, 4,290 head; sheep steady; lambs slow to a shade lower; all sold; sheep, 3.50 to 5.25; yearlings, 5.00 to 5.75; lambs, 6.75 to 7.85. Hogs Receipts, 1,800 head; feel ing steady. Chicago. Cattle Receipts, esti mated, 6,100 head; market strong to 10c. higher; steers, 5.60 7.86; cows, 4.006.00; heifers, 4.00 6.65; bulls, 3.765.50; calves, 2.50 5.75; stockers and feeders, 3.25 5.40. Hogs Receipts, about 26,000; market, 10c. higher; choice heavy hlpplng, 5.65 6.62 Vji ; butchers', .605.60; packing, 6.205.65 pigs, 8.76 6.00; bulk of sales, 6.6006.60. Sheep Receipts, about 10,000 lead; market steady; sheep, 4.75 5.75; lambs, 4.506.70; yearlings, S. 50 6.00. THIS AND THAT. Definition of Law. One of the best definitions of law, long or short, is that found hi Sir Henry Maine's "Early History of u.. stltutlons:" "Law is regulated force." This may apply both to the law of na ture and the law of man. Tho collection of anthropoid opes in the Regent's Park Gardens, Lon don, Is the fimst ever brought together. The nickel production In 1907 was 14,100 tons and of aluminium 19, 800 tons. A butter churn holding only one guart of cream Is now made for do mestic use. Over 23,000 tons of rabbit meat was received In London from Aus tralia last year. The newest forge does away with the UBual bellows, being fitted with ,i compressed air tank. New York city's police deportment has recovered about $400,000 In stolen property during the lost year. The estate of David Valentine was settled at Fall River, MasB. , after having been In the courts 102 years. One firm of four men having their headqliarters near the Illinois River gatbor $100,000 worth of pelts every year, which are sent to Europe. Many lmportaut drainage projects aro under way In the marsh land of Louisiana which will ultimately make It a great agricultural country. Washington Pie. Almost everyone has heard of I Washington pie, but there seems to I be no agreement of opinion as to I what member of the pie family right- I , ly uears the nnme of the Father of i His Country. ! "Washington pic?" says the man from Way Down East," which Is beyond Huston, repeating your ques tlon. Why, sure, 1 know It. There I are thrp'-' layers of spongy cake, with I two layers of Jelly or strawberrv preserves In between and white frost -Inir on th, tnt, if., , . . 1 b.-d, and at times 1 i wi,h 1 ,,m . 1, .. ."' Hut thats not Washington pie," Interrupt the woman from the West, "that's simply layer cake. Washing ton pie. though, Is something like cake But there are only two layeis of cake, and in between Is a creamy filling made of eggs and milk and sugar and a little flavoring And you pal powdered sugnr on top." "That's Boston cream pie," chorus two persons from Boston Itself, who j 8eak with the assurance that be- trays their habitat. "And what's . more, we never heard of Washington ! pie. Do you think It fitting to name 1 a pie after an Important historical A Pioneer of Colorado and Nehnutkn. Matthias Campbell, veteran of the Civil War and two Indian wnrs, and a pioneer of Colo rado, now living nt 21S East Nebraska street, Blair. Neb , says: "I bad an eh pains in my back for u long time that I could not turn In there was an almost total stoppage of the urine. My wife and I have both used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doctors diagnosed as advanced kidney trou bles, and both of us have been com pletely cured." 8old by all dealers. 60cents n box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. " -jaBroff' BBBBBr Wholesale Market. New York. Wheat Receipts, 33,- 000 bushels; exports, 86,481 bushels: pot Irregular; No. 2 red, 99 ele vator; No. 2 red, 98 f. o. b. afloat; No. 1, Northern Duluth, 1.124 o. b. afloat; No. 2, hard winter, I. 05 f. o. b. afloat. Corn Receipts, 5,375 bushels; ex ports, 3,410 bushels; spot barely steady. No. 2, 78 elevator and 76 V4 nominal f. o. b. afloat. Option mar ket was easier, closing unchanged to 1 net lower. July closed 76; Septem ber, 73 74, closed 73. Oats Receipts, 3,600; spot steady; mixed, 26 32 pounds, 53 56; na tural white, 26 to 31 pounds, 57((i 60. Clipped white, 32 to 40 pounds, 5865. Poultry Alive, stendy; spring chickens, 22; fowls, 131,; turkeys. II. Dressed, weak; Western spring chickens, 2532; turkeys, '.217; fowls, 12'414. Potatoes . Irregular; Southern firsts, new, per barrel, 2.25 3.00; seconds, 1.50 1.75; culls, 1.00(tf 1.25. Philadelphia. Wheat Dull, .c. lower; contract grade, June, 934i 94c. Corn Dull but steady; No. 2 for local trade, 80 81c. Oats Unchanged. Butter 8teady; extra Western :reamory, 25 C, do, nearby prints, 27. Eggs Firm; good demand; Penn lylvanla and other' nearby firsts, fre? cases, 17V4c. at mark; do., current receipts, In returnable cases, 17 at nark; Western first, free cases, 17 Ml ,t mnrk; do., current receipts, free :ases, 17 at mark. Cheese Firm, ic. higher; New York full creams, choice, 1212c; do., fair to good, 1 1 Mi 12. Poultry Live, quiet but steady; !owls, 1313V4; old roosters, 9 ty 10; spring chickens, 25 30. Bolt I more Flour Easier. Win ter extra, 3.80 4.00; winter clear, 4.06(U'4.2O; winter straight, 4 25 4.40; winter patent, 4.60 4.75; iprlng clear. 4.15 4.45; spring itralght, 4.90 5.15; spring patent, 5.25 5.50; receipts, 9,622. Wheat Quiet. Spot, contract, 93V93; spot, No. 2 red West ern, 95 0 95; June, 93; July. 89; August, 8S; steamer. No. J red, 89; receipts, 3,327; Southern, Dn grade, S9 93. Corn Dull. Spot, mixed, 76; No. 2 white, 79; July, 74 74; Sep tember, 73 73; steamer, mixed, 74; receipts, 3,338; Southern white corn, 81; do., yellow, 81. Oats Quiet. No. 2 white, 58 69; No. 3 white, 65 57; No. 2 mixed, 56; receipts, 4,621. Butter Firm r-nd unchanged. Fancy imitation, 20 0 21; fancy creamery, 26; fancy ladle, 18 19; store packed, 17 17. Eggs Steady and unchanged, 17. Cheese Firm and unchanged Large, September, 13; new, Hats, 11 ; new, small, 12. Book Of Many Uses. The book agent had spent a dis couraging morning, and when he had an opportunity to scan the face of Ell Hobbs at dose range he felt th.r there wan sm:ill cliim..- of niukitm f.-.m,. "I've been making Washington pM a Bale. However he had more than one method of suggestion. "Sitting out here on the piazza afternoons with your wife this would be the very book to read aloud," he said Ingratiatingly to Mr Hobbs, taking the other rot-king chair and opening the large red covered vol ume. "I don't read and I haven't anv wife," replied Mr. Hobbs, dryly. "Dear me!" said the book agent. "Well, If your wife ll dead perhaps there nre children. Now, children And this book " "There are no children," Interrupt ed Mr. Hobbs. "There's nobody but myself and my cat." "Well," said the book agent, "don't you ever want a good, henvy book to throw at her just to ease your feelings?" Youth 'k Companion." Small Farms In Denmark. Denmark has nearly 200,000 farms and farm gardens of 10 acres or less, and about 100,000 fnrms of between 10 and 15 acres. There are less than 1,000 farms in the kingdom of r.on acres or over, the aggregate of these last named being less than 1,000,000 acres. There are 1,085 co-operative dair ies, with 158.170 members, and ,1 co-operative egg-exporting Bociety. with 500 local centers. The business transacted by these co-operative concerns Is enormous ."' interposes mildly a wom an who lives In Brooklyn and Isn't ' ashamed of It, "and my Washington pie Is a pie and not a cake. I grind apples Into a pulp and mix the pulp I wlih sherry and use that as a filling ! for an ordinary openface pie. The 1 completed article looks much like Hiinikin pie. and It's the iomest thing I know " Now, what I N. Y. Sun tooth- Washington pie?- 'Yes, platform Quite Right. said the suffragist on thc: 'women have been wrong- have suffered in Hollar Bills Hj Weight. "Dollar bills are worth almost their weight in gold," 11 bank presi !Mt said the other day to a deposi- :or. I 1 ps. I suppose they come in I handy for change and are easy to .arry," the depositor replied absently. , "No. I was speaking literally," the ( lank president said. "We got into . in argument In the bank here the Mher day as to hew much a dollar I 3111 weighed. A $20 gold piece 1 "IfM S40 grains. We found tha' I wenty-seven crisp, new one dollur I ""Is weigh the same as a $20 gold I place, We tested some bills thai I had been in use and found that i' ' look but twenty-Blx of them to bal rnce the gold piece. snDnoaa thai twenty-six used bills gather an ac cumulation of dirt in passing from hand to hand that weighs about whu; one new bill does "Kansas City Star. ed for ages. They a thousand ways." "There Is one way In which they' never suffered." said a meek-looking man, standing up in the rear of the hall. "What way Is that?" demanded the suffragist. "They have never suffered in silence." Tit-Bits. After Riifferlnp for seven yenra, tli I woman w n s reatored o lit-ul th by Ljrdla B. IMiiklinm's Vegetable Compound. Head her letter. lira. Nallii; FrenfAuof l'niicaunla, Ind. TVr., writes to Mrs. I'inkham: " I hud female troubles for seven yenrs was all run-down, and so ner vous i could not do anything1. The doctors treated me for different troubles but did me no good. While In thin con dition I wrote to Mrs. I'inkham for ad vice and took Lvdia E. I'inkbam's Vege table Compound, and 1 am now strong anl well." FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standiird remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have len troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, iieriodic pains, backache, that bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indices tion,dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it? Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. I'inklinm if there is anything about your sickness you do not understand, she will treat your letter Inconfldeneeandad vise you free. No woman ever regretted writing her, and hecause of her vast experience she has helped thousands 4ldrss. Lynn, Moss. Capndlne Cures Indigestion Pnlnx, Belching. Boor Btwaacb. ami Heart burn frnm whatever cauxe. It s Liquid. Kfferta' immediately. Doctors prescribe it. 10c 'J5c. and 0c. at druir stores. Held A Grudge; White What's the trouble be tween you and Green? Brown Oh, there's no trouble, only he refuses to speak to me. Claims 1 did him a mean trjck about a year ago. White How's that? Brown We were both courting the same girl and 1 withdrew from the race and let him marry her. Chicago News. After a small boy acquires the cigarette habit the next downward step is easv. Somewhat Serious. Parson Flatfoot Mawnln' Slstah Snowball. How am Urtidder Snow ball dls mawnln'? Sister Snowball He am pow'ful bad dia mawnln', parson. Da doctali done snrt' he have a iignant ulster on his 1. ark. an' All's 'fraid he am gwine ler be a "nrm'd infidel." Chi cago News. To Drive Out Malaria uud Bnild Up th System Take the Old Standard Uuovs's Tasts i.kss Chill Tonic, goo know what you Hie taking. The formula is plainiv printed -'v'ry Oottlo, showing it Is simply Utii uiue and Iron in n tasteless form, and the most effectual foru-. r.ir grown iwolI uud children, 30c. It's awful mean of a man 10 go off fishing alone when he knows ii would ruin his wife's complexion by sunburn to go along and spoil bll fun. FITS,St. Vltns'Dance ;Nervons Diseases per miinentlycured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Hi trial buttle anil treatir.- IV -e Dr. U. R Kline, Lal.M! ArchSf., Phil , :-a.' ( basing The Coin. I Tom Yes, he married he because 1 she was wealthy; hi-.: I understand j she has led him a merry chase ever since. Jack In other words, she 1b 1v ' Ing him a run for her money.- -Chi-! cago News. If a man's meals aro cooked t suit him his other troubles don' amount to much. My, But Ivii'l He Nasty! Young Oreen Do you know, sir, I believe that woman is really endowed with a sixth sense. Old Grouch Humph ! .lust about H sixth, all the women I've met Tribune. Not The Same. The sun shine not on all alike, Said the maid unto the man, 'For some girls it merely freckles While others it. does tan." Chicago NeWB Anybody's Darling. Male Voice Hello! Female Voice Hello! "Is this you, darling?" "Yea; who are you?" Statesman. Yonkers Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrnp for Children t eething.sof tens t begums, ri-diaisinllainiiiu. tion, allays 1 cures wind colic, B6ea oottU 1 A woman can win any kind of ar- I fument by crying hard enough. FFARFUL ECZEMA 111 OVER HIM. Wo Night's Best for a Ycnr and Llmll of His Bnduraaca Boomed Near Owes Itecovery to Cuticuru. "My son Clyde was almost completely covered with eczema. Physician! ticm-l him for nearly 0 year Without IHpin,; him any. Hiu bead, fr.ee, ami neck were cov ered with large scabs which he would rub until they fell off. Then blooil and 11ml ter would run out and that would bf worse. Friends coming to see bin said that if I.J got well he would be disfigured for life. When it seemed as if he could possibly tand it no longer, 1 used some CutlCUin Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Cuticur Hesolvent. That was the lust night (or nearly a year that he slept. In the morn ing there was a great change fev the better, lu about six weeks he was perfectly well I here's hardly anything that wears jff as soon as the sweetness from kisses Food Product Libby's Veal Loaf is made of the best selected meat, scientific ally prepared and even ly baked by damp heat in Libby's Great While Kitchen. The natural flavor is all retained. When removed from the tin it's ready to serve! It can be quickly pre pared in a variety of styles and nothing makes a better summer meal. In the home, at the camp, and for the picnic Libby's Veal Loaf s a satisfying dish, full of food value that brings contentment! Libby, McNeill ft Libby, Chicago. FULLY NOUKUHKD iJi iipe-Nulsii I'ei tertly llaluiiccd Food. No chemist's analysis of Grape Nuts can begin to show the reul value of the food the practical value as shown by personal experience. It Is a food that is perfectly bal anced, supplies the needed elements j of brain and nerves In all stages of j life from tbe Infant, through the I Btrenuous times of active middle life, 1 and Is a comfort and support in old ! age. "For two yenrs I have used Crape Nuts with milk and a little cream, for breakfast. I am comfortably hungry for my dinner at noon. "I use little meat, plenty of veget ables and fruit, In season, for the noon meal, and If tired at tea time, tako Grape-N-iits aloue and feel per fectly nourished "Nerve and brain power, and mem ory are much Improved slucu using Grape-Nuts. 1 am over sixty and weigh 1&5 lbs. My bou and husband seeing how 1 hud Improved, am now using Grape-Nuts. "My son, who Is a traveling man, eats nothing for breakfast but Grape Nuts and a glass of milk. An aunt, over 70, seems fully nourished 011 Grape-Nuts and cream." "There's a Reason." Name glveu by Fostum Co., Buttle Creek, Mlcb. Read "Tho Road to Wellvlllo," In pkgs. Ever read tlu-above letter? A new ono appears from liux to time. Tlity ar genuine, true, and full of human Interest. Mrs. Pinkhaw. of the Lydia L' PiBkham Mediclue Company, of Lynn, Mass., together with her son Arthur W. Plnkham, and the younger members of her family, salltd for Naples on May 20 for a three month.- I lour throughout Europe and a much jiuuhu vacation The trouble with having a good :emper Is all you then have to stuiud rom those with bad ones. THE DAISY FLY KILLER i.itro,. .11 m. ai.a all iilaoa wberf ttw ar. trouble. .nil, CI.MQ. m.lI ,,N ; III UOt M, ur Injur, anrthit.a. lit IfciS O.IM anil vuu wilt it, r bti witntiut U111 If unl haM by tt-.)r H-ul un mat. t i' w. Kit II, k. u .... ... - UAKUI.U sunt Us. 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