The Fulton County news. (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, November 11, 1903, Image 7

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    Colck
I bad a terrible cold and could
hardly breathe. I then tried Ayer'a
Cherry Pectoral, and it gave me im
mediate relief.'
W. C. Layton, Sidell, 111.
How will vour coueh
be tonight? worse, prob
ably. For it's first a cold,
then a cough, then bron
chitis or pneumonia, and
at last consumption.
Coughs always tend
downward. Stop this
downward tendency by
taking Ayer s Cherry Pec
toral.
Tint sliest 15c, Mc.'tl. All urftlts.
UNnnil yonr nnriori ir n. waya ,i.
then do aa ho eeye. If ho tell. yn not
to take It, then don't take It. tie knows.
Lhti it with him. We am willing.
J. C. AVER CO.. Looll, Mm.
The New Stamp
The new 2-cent stamp will probably
not feci especially stuck up after the
usual abu?e has Lech heaped upon it.
The fact is, life is not worth living for
an ordinary little postage stamp in
these days of clarifying good taste.
Some time perhaps a designer will
arise who will discard pictures of na
tional worthies and confine himself
strictly to pure design, and the stamp
that he will produce will radiate with
loveliness on an envelope of hand-made
paper.
A Woman's Wish
Mrs. Housckccp My husband has
been complaining a good deal of late
because his dinner has not been served
on time.
Mrs. Clubb Graciousl I wish mine
would.
Mrs. Housckccp You do?
Mrs. Clubb Yes, because he'd have
tc come home earlier to do it.
Logic
Hobbs What makes you such an op
timist? Dobbs It is plcasantcr to have peo
ple laugh with you than laugh at oit.
A Possibility
'Do you believe that George Wash
ington never told a lie?"
"It's possible. He never was much
of a business man, anyway."
tjr t-wt. -arur vk.v
Mrs. Rosa Adams, niece of
the late General Roger Hansen,
C.S.A., wants every woman to
know of the wonders accom
plished by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
" Deab Mrs. I'l.NKUiii : I cannot
tell you with pen and Ink what good
Lydia E. Plnklium's Vegetable
Compound did for me, suffering from
the ilia peculiar to the sex extreme
lassitude and that all crone feeling. I
would rise from my bed In the morning;
feeling moro tired than when I went to
bed, but before. I used two bottles of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, I began to feel the buoy
ancy of my younger days returning",
became regular, could do more work
and not feel tired than I had ever been
able to do before, so I continued to use
it nntll I was restored to perfect health.
It Is indeed a boon to sick women and
I heartily recommend it Yours very
truly, Mrs. Rosa Adams, 810 13th St.,
Louisville, Ky." $5000 forfoll It orlolnal of
(taw lottor proving teitulmnut cannot bo proMuood,
FREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO
WOMEN.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Plnkham. She will understand
your case perfectly, and will treat
you with Kindness. Her advice
is free, and the address Is Lynn,
Mass. Mo woman ever regretted
having written her, and she has
helped thousands.
Millions of U.M.C. Shot Shells
are sold each year. They are
made la the largest cartridge
factory In the world.
The UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE CO.
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STRANBE CAREER OF MARTHA CANARY. THE WOMAN SCOUT.
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Dirinj How S&8 W H" Until)" Nickname H E"r'y Initiation.
Into Ue rjarigers and Trials of JjiTb on tEs Plain.
BY 3. H. EMERY.
MQX E were waiting nt the depot
TTTK ln UIHIiies, Mont., for the
O f O Incoming trnln. Outside
JLX. on tjje pintform stood a
fOW strong, muscular wouinn,
dressed in men's clothes. On the back
of her henrt wns tilted n cow puncher's
hat. Every line of her weuther-beaten
face Indicated detornilnntlon, while in.
Vincible spirit gleamed from her bright
eyes. "That woman," said my friend, is
the most remarkable and best known
character in the West." "President
of what club?" 1 innocently asked.
"The Indian war club, if nuy," was the
laughing retort; "but, seriously, she is
really 'worth while.' 1 knew her in
the old days, on the Muscle Shell, and
nra going to introduce you. 'Hello,
Calamity I You can't keep away from
Billings, can you? Here's a tender
foot tli lit wants shilling. Let's see,
you're Mrs. John Burk this time?' "
"Calamity Jane's good enough for me,"
was the response.
Down the narrowing trnck the train
could bo seen, skirting the mountains,
crossing the Yellowstone, and creep
lug through the sunbaked alkali flats.
"Born in Missouri? Yes; but I've
learned a whole lot more, tramping in
the other States. No. I didn't kuow
Jesse -James or the Younger boys, or
any other jailbirds; wns only ton years
old when we left." Nearer and nearer
came the train. "Not another mo
ment," called my friend, and with a
hearty handshake we were off. For
several years my hasty notes lay un
touched in my desk. I hnd almost
forgotten Calamity Jane, when I saw
the notice of her death on August (5
and knew that ouo of the most unique
characters that ever played a part in
Western history had "passed."
BIIITII AND EARLY CHILDHOOD.
Of her early childhood little is
known, nothing, in fact, excepting the
statements nindo by Colonel Cody, that
she was born in Princeton, Mo., in
1852, from whence she migrated ten
years later, after the death of her
mother, to Virginia City, where by an
Indian uprising she was separated
from her family and thrown upon her
own resources.
A strange school was Virginia City
at that date in which to teach a moth
erless girl the lessons of life. Not
half so red was the ruby rim rock that
,wnllcd the mining town or the crimson
sands of the mountain streams, as the
bloody tragedies, enacted before the
eyes of the child. To this day VIr
glnia City is associated with lynching
bees, vigilance committees and Indian
scares. Almost every old building of
its long, narrow street has Its history,
With such influences to shape her
life, it is not strange that "Martha
Cannry," for that, according to Colonel
Cody, was her real name, should devel
op unusual characteristics. Rough,
lawless, but kind hearted men were
her boon companions, From them she
learned to ride like n centaur and
handle her gun with cither hand with
equal case and skill. Her more than
local reputation as a crack shot and
daring rider, together with her un
flinching nerve, attracted the atten
tlon of General Crook, who made her a
scout under Colonel Cody, before she
wns out of Jjor teens. It has also been
claimed that she 'was at one time a
soldier In the army, where she hid
her sex for several years. If so, the
fact is not mentioned by "Buffalo Bill,"
although 6he early adopted men's gar
ments and always rodo astride. Al
though warm hearted and generous
to a fault, she beenme a dangerous
enemy when aroused, dealing out un
sparing Justice in behalf of a friend.
No member of the vigilance committee
was more active or inflexible. Yet ln
fever stricken camps she became sweet
and womanly, nursing the sick, caring
for the dying.
SCOUTING AND ' MINING.
From British Columbia to Mexico
she tracked as scout or followed min
ing booms, handling pick and spade
with the skill and strength of a man
and spending tbo proceeds of her ven
ture with lavish band. '
From Dakota to California she was
known for her eccentricities and dar
ing, and welcomed as a brave com
rade and jolly good fellow at every
camp fire. By the Indians she wns re
garded as one leading a charmed life.
How her name was changed from
Martha Canary to Calamity Jane is
told by Colonel Cody ln a thrilling
sketch of Western life. It was in
1872, and the Goose Creek camp, in
South Dakota, was poorly manned a
small body of troops, under Colonel
Egnn, wns standing off a band of
Sioux. Too far from help to hope for
reinforcements, they fought with the
desperation of despair, selling their
lives as dearly as possible. Inch by
Inch the painted demons drove them
back, circling in, from every direction,
on their tough, wiry ponies, until the
doomed party was entirely surround
ed. A well aimed shot struck Colonel
Egan and he fell, badly wounded; at
the same moment a woman dashed
through the skirmishers, dismounted,
lifted Colonel Egan by main strength
onto her horse, and, mounting behind,
was gone before the astonished sav
ages sufficiently recovered to shoot her
down.' Not another of the fated party
lived to 'tell the tale of this gallant
deed. "After his recovery," said Buf
falo Bill, "Colonel Egan laughingly
snoke of Martha as 'Calamity Jane,'
and the name stuck." , In cowboy land
the habit still prevails of nsming eacn
newcomer from some peculiarity or
act Proximity to the Indian reser
vatlon may account for the fact. Be
that as it may. "Calamity Jane" Is
1 the name accorded Miss Canary la the
records of the Montana Historical So
ciety and Annals of the Yellowstone.
"Lay me," she said, ln dying, "beside
Wild BUlHlkok, In Mount Morlah
Cemetery, at Deadwood." In death
she longed for tha companion of her
youth whose sjUttler she avenged ln
1870. , At . that Kjse she was going
from Desdwood to White Birch. Sir
men besides herself t and the driver oc
ei'"id the stage, Bunnlng Into SB
Indlnn ambuscade, Jack McCnul, the
driver, was disabled by an arrow. Not
ono. of the badly "rattled" men dared
assume the reins. With a taunting
laugh and defiant rrack of the whip
the fearless woman mounted the driv
er's seat and drove the plunging four-
horse team, on time, to Whlto Birch.
A little later Jack McCaul murdered
her friend. Wild Dill Hikok, in cold
blood. With tearless eyes and close
set lips, Calamity headed a lynching
party, and, according to Colonel Cody,
leaving her gun nt home, "held up"
McCaul with a butcher's cleaver and
helped to swing him from the near
est cottonwood tree.
A WESTERN BIRTHDAY TARTY.
A less grewsome anecdote of the hu
morous daring of the woman, tt a
more recent date, Is given by an eye
witness of the scene described. To use
his own words: "Two years ago Ca
lamity Jnne was on her way from
Jamestown, X. D., to Livingston, Mont.
Her birthday called for a proper cele
oration. This was in the cow tawn of
Oaks, N. D.; she drank much, and in
one saloon the noys Began to onarr
her. With a grim smile she invited
every one up to the bar. Suddenly two
revolvers appeared, for she could draw
as quick as any man that ever lived.
"Dance, you tenderfeet, dance!" she
commanded, firing a few shots into
the nir, by way of emphasis; and they
did dance and they did other things,
too, at her word, for they knew she
wns a woman not to be trifled with,
and if tliry hadn't known, the way
sho closed that saloon would have
been powerfully convincing." A little
later, during the Pan-American Ex
position, she was induced by inter
ested friends to go to Buffalo. To this
wild Western woman, who had never
known a home, who hated civilization,
and who always had moved on nt
sound of the distant locomotive, tho
confinement was unbearable. She
hnlled the coming of Buffalo Bill with
pathetic joy. To him she applied fot
funds to return to her old stamping
grounds in Montana. I'or.the sake of
the days when this weather-beaten,
dissipated woman was a handsome
young girl, Colonel Cody helped his for
mer scouting companion home. For a
time she haunted various mining
camps, and nt last drifted into tho
Butte poorhouso. From thence sho
wandered to Dakota, where she died,
eight miles from Deadwood, leaving a
husband in Denver, much younger tlinn
herself, nnd a married daughter, whose
name she refused to give.
Such in brief wns the life of this
singular woman, vouched for by those
who knew her well.
When the elastic lino that bounded
tho new West wns merged into tho
Pacific cable, it was time for her to
go. Until they, too, shnll pass, she will
bo remembered by old timers for her
big heart nnd matchless courage; whilo
all readers of Bret Harto's "The Luck
of Roaring Camp" will recognize In
"Cherokee Sal" "Calamity Jane, the
Woman Scout."
Tho Fanner WIio Wn Hired to rlen.o.
A boy drove a load of hay up a ter-
raeo iu front of a farmer's house, and
tho load tipped over. The toy, after
some difficulty, managed to unhitch tho
horses and to tie them to a fence; then
ho went and rapped r.t taa farmer's
door, and asked hlui to came out nnd
heli) bin to pitch on tin load.
We are just sitting clown to dinner.
my toy," tho farmer replied, "Won't
you cdijo in and pol:i usV
"I'd like to," snid the boy, I ut I am
afraid father wouldn't like It."
Oh, he won't niliidi you can work
better after dinner." So the boy went
ln. After dinner a cup of tea was
served.
'Won't you have n cup of tea, my
boy?" asked the farmer.
"I'd like one, but I an afraid father
wouldn't like it."
"Oh, come on, take a cup of tea; It
won't hurt you." So tho boy fiuully
drank the tea.
Sit down now," said the farmer.
"We will read the newspaper for a few
minutes; wo don't want to go to work
directly after dinner."
"I'd like to." said the boy, "but I
am afraid father won't like it."
"Afraid your father won't like it?'
asked the farmer. "You must have an
awfully particular father; he don't
seem to like anything. I'd like to see
him. Where is he?"
"Oh," said the boy, "he is under the
load of hay!" Harper's Magazine.
Iloiueg in Frs.
In Fes, the capital of Morocco, most
of the houses consist of several stories,
each being provided with a light ve
randa ruuulng around it and connect
ing tho rooms. All the windows and
doors open out into the patio, or court
yard, the window openings ln the tip
per stories being covered with close
trellis-work. AH the houses nave oat
roofs, with a wall some four to six
feet high running around, and from 4
p. in. until sunset tne roots are given
over to the ladles exclusively, wuo can
then walk about and take the fresh air
without being seen by any of the op
posite sex. This reservation is a law
which is never broken, and no man
would bo guilty of being seen on his
or on any other roof during the forbid
don hours. Owing to the fact that the
women of the1 bouse are not allowed
to be seen by any other man than their
lord and master all domestic offices
are situated away from the house pro.
per. In many of the larger houses, be
sides the water fountalus, others play,
lng scent or scented water are to he
found. Sections of the courtyard also
sre slightly sunk, and these portions
ere filled with scented oil, which Is
used to perfume the rooms. The Moors
sre exceptionally particular in discard
ing their foot gear before entering a
room or crossing a rug or carpet They
even change 'slippers before entering
the courtyard from the street Thus
the houses are kept beautifully clean
and sweet, and are not many peopla
would iuf pose, must or close.
WHEN THE BOARDERS WENT.
Trifling Incident That Upset Mr. H lo
gins' Patience.
"Summer boarders, eh?" said Mr.
Hlggins, with aa ugly smllo. "Xo, you
bet we ain't got no more summer
boarders! I never wanted 'em noway,
but 'Mandy she said it'd be pin money
for her. Waal, ye know, 1 j03t kinder
smiled when that air Mrs. Smith told
'Mandy sho'd have to hav-ii clean
sheets every day; and I mui-t say I
sorter laughed in my sleeve when that
Dutch woman announced she'd Unvo
to have coffee five times a day, an'
'Mandy had tcr make It fer her, too.
An' then the time that Smith young
un smashed half o' 'Mandy's dinner
let I told her It wuz a jedgment, 'spito
0' the fact that I didn't half llko tt
m self. But, by Judas!" crlod Mr.
Hlggins, getting mad on the spot at
the mere recollection, "day 'foro yes
terday, when I found that snldo little
Brown kid the one his father cilia
tho Boy Inventor when I found that
cussed little brat had unscrewed every
nut an' bolt on my bran-new mowln'
machine, to see If he couldn't make
a steam launch outer the pieces, then
them boarders went, an' they went
Cosh-all-fired quick, too!" Comfort
HAPPY WOMEN.
Mrs. Tare, wife
or (J. u. ar a
prominent res
ident of CIjs
gow, Ken
tucky, says:
"I wa3 suf
fering from
a complica
tion of kid
ney trou
bles. Be
8 I d e s a
bnd bnck, 1
had a great deal
of trouble with the
secretions, which
were exceedingly variable, sometimes
excessive nnd at other times scanty.
The color wns high, and passages were
accompanied with a scalding sensa
tion. Doun's Kidney Pills soon regu
lated the kidney secretions, making
their color normal, and banished the
Inflammation which caused the scald
ing sensation. I can rest well, my
bnck is strong nnd sound, and I feel
much better in every way."
Foster-Mllburn Co., HulTnlo, N. Y.
For sale by all dealers, price 00 ceuts
per box.
"CALLED" ON STRAIGHT FLUSH.
And Gen. Gobln Had No Use for Such
a Poker Player.
t3cn. Gobin, tho commander of the
Pennsylvania National Guard, showed
his contempt for poor poker playing
ln a striking manner during the recent
coal strike, when he was at Wilkes
barre in charge of the state's military
forces.
One night a poker gamo was on be
tween several Philadelphia newspaper
men, one of whom was a young fellow
on whom they wished to play a joke.
Finally, ln a spirit of fun, "stacked"
hands were dealt, so that three of the
players, among whom was the young
fellow, got straight flushes of equal
value. After the betting passed around
twice, the young fellow "called," and
then, when he saw the cards, anxionv
ly questioned as to which flush won
on color.
The next morning tho young fellow
went to see the General for some
news, but the story of the poker game
had got there before him. When the
young fellow's name was sent ln be
heard Gen Gobln roar from inside:
"Put the fool out! I nover will
even receive a man who knows so lit
tle that ho will call on a straight
flush!" New York Timo3.
Guards Seldom Catch Anything.
"I see smallpox broke out nt one
of the suburban Jails recently. Thnt's
rather funny, Isn't it?" "Yes; but it
wod have been still funnier If the
guards had managed to catch it."
Philadelphia Ledger.
B. B. B. SENT FREE,
Cui'e. BIooil nd Skin Dleei, Cnncer
Itching Humor., Bona I'alni.
Botnnic Blood Balm ' (B. B. B.) cures
PimylM, scabby, scaly, itching Eczema,
Ulcers, Eating Sores, Scrofula, Blood I'oi
son, Bone Pains, Swellings, Kutmmntiim,
Cancer. Especially advised for chronic
cases that doctors, patent medicines and
Hot Springs fail to cure or help. Strength
ens weak kidneys. Druggists, per large
bottle. To prove it cures B. 1). B. sent
free by writing Blood Bai.u Co., S3 Bnlm
Bldg., Atlanta, Ua.' Describe troublo and
free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
Medicine sent at once, prepaid. All we
ask is that you will speak s good word for
B. B. B. when cured.
Brazil's crop of coffee this year equals
fifteen sixteenths of the world s consump
tion. .
Jamaica Ten.
Tea culture experiments have proved
successful ln Jamaica and it is now
hoped that this most unlucky island
will prove an ideal place for the
growth and cultivation of tea. The
Chinese varieties grow luxuriantly,
but more hope is placed on the Assam
and Ceylou hybrids. Mexican Herald.
100 Reward. 8100.
The rsaderi of this paper will bs pleased to
learn that there is t least one dreitded dis
ease that solenos has beon able to cure ln ail
1U slaves, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure Is the only posltlro aura now known to
the mudloal fraternity, Caturrn being a con
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Hall's UalarrhCure Is taken Inter
nally, aetlnj dlraotly upon the blood and mil
eonssurfaoes ot the system, thereby destroy
lng the foundation of the dines , und glTlu?
the patient strenirth by building up the con
stitution and assisting nature In doing Its
7ik. Xhe proprietors have so much laithla
iUouratlv powers that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any ease that It fails to sure,
bend for list ot testimonials. Address
V. f. OasssT Co., Toledo, 0,
Bold by Druggists, 7So.
Mall's family l'llls are the best.
Metal Ola Hobs.
Dr. 3. W. Guyoa, or. Levin, Coryell
County, Texas, has an all-iron gin
hoast. The frame posts sre to be driv
en into the ground about two feet; the
corners and Joints are to he fastened
together with locks and bolts similar
to bed locks; the walls sad cover are
to bs of corrugated sheet Iron. .
Spain's cereal crop is valued at $U7'
I aoOjOco.
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A Good Guess
Her dearest friend had dropped in
for a call, and she staightway put o.it
a five-pound box of expensive candy.
"Oh!" cried the friend, "have you
been squandering money like that?'
"I didn't squander it, was the reply.
"It was a present to inc."
"A present." repeated the friend.
"Let's sec! Who's been here lately?
Any of your girlhood friends?"
"Xo."
"Sometimes a family friend, passing
through "
"Not the case this time."
"Mrs. Baxter felt very grateful to
you for "
"Siic didn't send it."
"There was that friend of your hus
band that visited here "
"It didn't come (roin him."
"Oh, I know now. You won it on a
bet."
"Wrong again."
"Has anv old friend disappointed you
nt dinner? Sometimes they try to
square things "
"No."
"Well, I give it up."
"Try guessing the most unlikely per
son in the world, considering that it's
five pounds of the most expensive
candy and not a little 50-ccnt box."
"Your husband?"
"Right."
"Heavens! He must have been do
ing something awful."
When Lngland Will Be Coal Hungry
England has just been informed by
the royal commission on coal supply
that she may expert a coal famine in
the year 1945 which is not so far off
when you come to think f.f it.
The coal in the "tight little island"
will not be by any means exhausted in
1045, but all of it which lies at a l.ss
depth than 2000 feet will have been
taken from the earth and burned up.
It is estimated that all oi England's
coal will have been transformed into
heat and smoke by the end of a period
of from 250 to 300 years. After that
time, if coal is still to be used as fuel,
it will have to be brought from the
United States or China. Nob id .
knows how large the coal deposits of
China really arc, but they arc known
to he immense.
The royal commission estimates that
even if the exportation of coal from
England should be prohibited by law,
it would only delay the using u;i of
the natural coal supply for about fiity
years beyond the time when the sup
ply will be exhausted anyway.
However. 250 years is a iong look
ahead, and some other fuel may appear
by that time which will make the burn
ing of coal as old-fashioned as the
burning of wood is now.
The Coldest Known Liquid
Liquid hydrogen is by far the coldest
liquid known at the present time. At
ordinary atmosphere pressure it boils
at 422 degrees Fahrenheit, and re
duction of the pressure bv an air pump
brings the temperature down to 4,v
degrees, at which the liquid becomes
a solid, resembling frozen foam. Ac
cording to Prof. Dewar. to whom the
credit is due of having liquefied hydro
gen in 1898, the liquid is a colorless,
transparent body, and is the lightest
liquid known to exist, its density be
ing only one-fourteenth that of water;
the lightest liquid previously kiiiiwn
was liquid marsh gas. which is six
times heavier. The only solid which
has so small density as to float upon
its surface is a piece of pith wood.
A Desperate Vllllan
"Alas! all is lost," he moaned, as he
left the home of his adored. "She has
cast me out into this cold, cold world.
I must have revenge." And he forth
with tilled his face full of smoke from
an Egyptian cigarette and blew it
through the keyhole. (Shrieks, oaths,
call for the ambulance and police.)
"Dah Jove, I did not reckon on such
havoc, don't you know. I am an as
sassin." No Reproach
She One of my great-grandfathers
was an English lord.
He But that was so long ago. Your
family has lived that down by this
time.
riTSnermanenttreureil, Xo Pt or nervous
rftssuftor first duv's usnf Dr. Kline's Groat
Nivrv;!Rostoror.S2tri:ilbV.tlu;iu-l trivilUefree
Ur.ll.H. KI.IVK, Ltd., M' Aiff 1 St., t'hil i., 1' 1.
Tn Bi'Mnn there arc one and a half elec
tric lights for each pciFnn.
Mrs WInslow's Soo'.ulu ;Syruu lor cUUdroi
t t l I p ir, o f t or. t h 0 u u in", red 1 1 0 cs I n tl nm m it
llju.iilmys pain.mirus windfall '. J5e. nbottlu
The banking r.ipitnl of Xew York City
has bren doulilcd within live years.
riso sCuro for Consumption Is.m infnlllble
medlclno for cough nnd eolds. X. W.
Hamcl, Ocean drove, X. J.. Feb. 17, moo.
During the racing senson more thua
fl,000,UU0 a duy is wugrrcd on hordes.
Fruit acids will not stain goods dyed
with Potnau Fadeless Drr.s.
Catarrh cured at homo. Three preparations
In ono paeltagn. Ask your dualer for "Dr.
Hartley s Greut Remedy." lie dure you get It.
A3ts., Btanley i Brown Drug Co., Hallo., Md.
Near! one-third of the 381,000 inhabi
tants of Cleveland were born in Europe,
The Monarch and the Autocrat
George III. innocently wondered
how the apple got into the dumpling.
"Begorra," announced ihe cook, "if
it's any insinuations you're making',
O'll be afthcr lavin' at once."
Terrified by this threat, the monarch
lost his reason completely.
The IbortestWay
out of sa stuck of '
Rheumatism
or
Neuralgia
Is to sot
St Jacobs Oil
. Whion W4 only nra rSW.
put a prompt cure. It snotka.
subdues, and anas Mm uHenao
Price, 2 Sc. and 6Cc
tV ft- ft. ftuM. feMl, U:U. O
TSAOC
MARSHALL FIELD MANAGER
Cured of Catarrh of Kidneys by
Po.runn.
1I0X. JOI1S T. SIIE.VHAX, OF ClllCAfiO.
Hon. John T. f-heahan, who tins been for seventeen years manager of MarahsU '
Field & Co.'s wholesale waichuiiop, nnd in corporal 2d Kegimcnt liiUntrv, I. J. Q.,
writes the following letter from 3753 Indiana u venue, Flat Six, Chicago, 111.:
l'eruna, Medicine Co., Columbu, 01(0.
Gentlemen" l.anl summer I cnurfit a cold tclitch seemed to settle ti
my kidney anl affectel them b idly. I tried a couple of kidney remedies
largely advertlAfd, but they did not help me any. One of my foremen
told me of the great help he had receive I In usdij 1'erun in a similar
case, und lat once procured unit,
"It u'ai tndee I a blennlna to me, as lam on my feet a large part of the
day, and trouble sitc't as I had affected me seriously, but four bottles of
1'eruna cured me entirely and 1 would not bewlthout tt or three months'
salary." JOltX T. SHEAIIAX.
Mr. Jacob Fleig writes from 41 Sumner
avenue, lliooklyn, X. Y.:
" ant iioiea tieie man at the age
of seven ()-( i'o year, thanks to your
wonderful remedy l'vruna,"
Jacob I'lelg.
Catarrhal inflammation nf the mucous
lining of tho kidney., also called "Jtnuht'a
disease," niuv be either acute or chronic.
The acute arm produces symptoms of
The Fatal Tip
The guest in the restaurant he was
from a country town was mad an 1
he rushed up to the head waiter.
"Here," lie said to the l'otcutate.
"That waiter insulted me."
"How?'' inquired the Potentate se
verely. "I handed him a nickel for his tip nnd
he shoved it back at me in an insoknt
manner. That's how."
"How much did you say it was?"
"A nickel."
"That's all right. You insulted hiin
first. Sec?"
Then the irate guest passed out some
what southed in spirit by the thought
that he was a nickel ahead.
A New Position
"Well," said the college president.
"I guess we'll have to a id another
man to the faculty."
"Where's the vacancy?"
"Why. we need an oliicial surgeon
for the football team."
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PATENTS.
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Arc lea laiorootodf
lUltona of dollara bava boon made nut of Patoat,
snd Trodo-Maraa, MUUona of dudara are spproprt.
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such prominence that the serious nature
of the disease is at once suspected, but the
chronic variety may come on so gradually
and insidiously that its presence is not sus
pected until ufler it has fastened itself
tl (roughly upon its victims.
At the appearance of the first symptom
I'd una should be taken. This remedy
strikes at once at the very root of the dis
ease. .a book on catarrh sent free by The Fe-
runa .Medicine Lo., Columbus, U.
"Havitic Yn yo-ir irnrelArfnl "CdiesreU for
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1 1 trn ttikett numrom Mhr ao-calirii remedlM
lei wrt.moi avail and I Bn l Him Cxiinli nil
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ANNUAL SALE, TEN M1LI3!. BOXES
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the best dipepda
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A hundred million
ot tuom hart been
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year. Every lllneu
rising from a disordered stomach le
relieved or cured br tbrlr use. So
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Tabulea. rhyslclans know them and
apeak highly or them. All druggists
sell them. The fire-cent packago la
enough for an ordinary occasion, and
the Family Bottlo. sixty cents, contains
a household supply for a year. One
generally give relief within twenty
minutes.
VY. L. DOUGLAS
3.22 &3 SHOES ffi32
Yea eaa save from $3 to $t yearly by
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Tl 1 . 1.
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Bold by retail thee
dealer everywhere.
Itook for nam and
prio on bottom.
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enat.lt pre tea taoro nt
stlaiat lea anl.. S
Ceraea la Ue klgasat f
trade r el. Loot her made. I
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aa eoaia aura, iiiee,
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I JP The Dowels
$3 Candy cathartic -g