Colck I bad a terrible cold and could hardly breathe. I then tried Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral, and it gave me im mediate relief.' W. C. Layton, Sidell, 111. How will vour coueh be tonight? worse, prob ably. For it's first a cold, then a cough, then bron chitis or pneumonia, and at last consumption. Coughs always tend downward. Stop this downward tendency by taking Ayer s Cherry Pec toral. Tint sliest 15c, Mc.'tl. All urftlts. UNnnil yonr nnriori ir n. waya ,i. then do aa ho eeye. If ho tell. yn not to take It, then don't take It. tie knows. Lhti it with him. We am willing. J. C. AVER CO.. Looll, Mm. The New Stamp The new 2-cent stamp will probably not feci especially stuck up after the usual abu?e has Lech heaped upon it. The fact is, life is not worth living for an ordinary little postage stamp in these days of clarifying good taste. Some time perhaps a designer will arise who will discard pictures of na tional worthies and confine himself strictly to pure design, and the stamp that he will produce will radiate with loveliness on an envelope of hand-made paper. A Woman's Wish Mrs. Housckccp My husband has been complaining a good deal of late because his dinner has not been served on time. Mrs. Clubb Graciousl I wish mine would. Mrs. Housckccp You do? Mrs. Clubb Yes, because he'd have tc come home earlier to do it. Logic Hobbs What makes you such an op timist? Dobbs It is plcasantcr to have peo ple laugh with you than laugh at oit. A Possibility 'Do you believe that George Wash ington never told a lie?" "It's possible. He never was much of a business man, anyway." tjr t-wt. -arur vk.v Mrs. Rosa Adams, niece of the late General Roger Hansen, C.S.A., wants every woman to know of the wonders accom plished by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. " Deab Mrs. I'l.NKUiii : I cannot tell you with pen and Ink what good Lydia E. Plnklium's Vegetable Compound did for me, suffering from the ilia peculiar to the sex extreme lassitude and that all crone feeling. I would rise from my bed In the morning; feeling moro tired than when I went to bed, but before. I used two bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, I began to feel the buoy ancy of my younger days returning", became regular, could do more work and not feel tired than I had ever been able to do before, so I continued to use it nntll I was restored to perfect health. It Is indeed a boon to sick women and I heartily recommend it Yours very truly, Mrs. Rosa Adams, 810 13th St., Louisville, Ky." $5000 forfoll It orlolnal of (taw lottor proving teitulmnut cannot bo proMuood, FREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO WOMEN. Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. Plnkham. She will understand your case perfectly, and will treat you with Kindness. Her advice is free, and the address Is Lynn, Mass. Mo woman ever regretted having written her, and she has helped thousands. Millions of U.M.C. Shot Shells are sold each year. They are made la the largest cartridge factory In the world. The UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE CO. NIDQtrOHT. aoaa. Yoardtskr soils tbom, .,.i. ...4 ypoatpqutrnt. D.ONiT .Tvrrr -rrrV ZrT-;' LICftsCRt MAfcl fAMOtlS IY A ItrSTAliOJl KaU i nWi ef the WU; . , - t t r HL . .... , i rn r w m j -uiei, UA.I TUtV I in u.ui ft. MEETING WITH CALAMITY JANE. STRANBE CAREER OF MARTHA CANARY. THE WOMAN SCOUT. mm famous prom British Qolombia to Mexico for Jef Un1ce tiling anil Great fenont Dirinj How S&8 W H" Until)" Nickname H E"r'y Initiation. Into Ue rjarigers and Trials of JjiTb on tEs Plain. BY 3. H. EMERY. MQX E were waiting nt the depot TTTK ln UIHIiies, Mont., for the O f O Incoming trnln. Outside JLX. on tjje pintform stood a fOW strong, muscular wouinn, dressed in men's clothes. On the back of her henrt wns tilted n cow puncher's hat. Every line of her weuther-beaten face Indicated detornilnntlon, while in. Vincible spirit gleamed from her bright eyes. "That woman," said my friend, is the most remarkable and best known character in the West." "President of what club?" 1 innocently asked. "The Indian war club, if nuy," was the laughing retort; "but, seriously, she is really 'worth while.' 1 knew her in the old days, on the Muscle Shell, and nra going to introduce you. 'Hello, Calamity I You can't keep away from Billings, can you? Here's a tender foot tli lit wants shilling. Let's see, you're Mrs. John Burk this time?' " "Calamity Jane's good enough for me," was the response. Down the narrowing trnck the train could bo seen, skirting the mountains, crossing the Yellowstone, and creep lug through the sunbaked alkali flats. "Born in Missouri? Yes; but I've learned a whole lot more, tramping in the other States. No. I didn't kuow Jesse -James or the Younger boys, or any other jailbirds; wns only ton years old when we left." Nearer and nearer came the train. "Not another mo ment," called my friend, and with a hearty handshake we were off. For several years my hasty notes lay un touched in my desk. I hnd almost forgotten Calamity Jane, when I saw the notice of her death on August (5 and knew that ouo of the most unique characters that ever played a part in Western history had "passed." BIIITII AND EARLY CHILDHOOD. Of her early childhood little is known, nothing, in fact, excepting the statements nindo by Colonel Cody, that she was born in Princeton, Mo., in 1852, from whence she migrated ten years later, after the death of her mother, to Virginia City, where by an Indian uprising she was separated from her family and thrown upon her own resources. A strange school was Virginia City at that date in which to teach a moth erless girl the lessons of life. Not half so red was the ruby rim rock that ,wnllcd the mining town or the crimson sands of the mountain streams, as the bloody tragedies, enacted before the eyes of the child. To this day VIr glnia City is associated with lynching bees, vigilance committees and Indian scares. Almost every old building of its long, narrow street has Its history, With such influences to shape her life, it is not strange that "Martha Cannry," for that, according to Colonel Cody, was her real name, should devel op unusual characteristics. Rough, lawless, but kind hearted men were her boon companions, From them she learned to ride like n centaur and handle her gun with cither hand with equal case and skill. Her more than local reputation as a crack shot and daring rider, together with her un flinching nerve, attracted the atten tlon of General Crook, who made her a scout under Colonel Cody, before she wns out of Jjor teens. It has also been claimed that she 'was at one time a soldier In the army, where she hid her sex for several years. If so, the fact is not mentioned by "Buffalo Bill," although 6he early adopted men's gar ments and always rodo astride. Al though warm hearted and generous to a fault, she beenme a dangerous enemy when aroused, dealing out un sparing Justice in behalf of a friend. No member of the vigilance committee was more active or inflexible. Yet ln fever stricken camps she became sweet and womanly, nursing the sick, caring for the dying. SCOUTING AND ' MINING. From British Columbia to Mexico she tracked as scout or followed min ing booms, handling pick and spade with the skill and strength of a man and spending tbo proceeds of her ven ture with lavish band. ' From Dakota to California she was known for her eccentricities and dar ing, and welcomed as a brave com rade and jolly good fellow at every camp fire. By the Indians she wns re garded as one leading a charmed life. How her name was changed from Martha Canary to Calamity Jane is told by Colonel Cody ln a thrilling sketch of Western life. It was in 1872, and the Goose Creek camp, in South Dakota, was poorly manned a small body of troops, under Colonel Egnn, wns standing off a band of Sioux. Too far from help to hope for reinforcements, they fought with the desperation of despair, selling their lives as dearly as possible. Inch by Inch the painted demons drove them back, circling in, from every direction, on their tough, wiry ponies, until the doomed party was entirely surround ed. A well aimed shot struck Colonel Egan and he fell, badly wounded; at the same moment a woman dashed through the skirmishers, dismounted, lifted Colonel Egan by main strength onto her horse, and, mounting behind, was gone before the astonished sav ages sufficiently recovered to shoot her down.' Not another of the fated party lived to 'tell the tale of this gallant deed. "After his recovery," said Buf falo Bill, "Colonel Egan laughingly snoke of Martha as 'Calamity Jane,' and the name stuck." , In cowboy land the habit still prevails of nsming eacn newcomer from some peculiarity or act Proximity to the Indian reser vatlon may account for the fact. Be that as it may. "Calamity Jane" Is 1 the name accorded Miss Canary la the records of the Montana Historical So ciety and Annals of the Yellowstone. "Lay me," she said, ln dying, "beside Wild BUlHlkok, In Mount Morlah Cemetery, at Deadwood." In death she longed for tha companion of her youth whose sjUttler she avenged ln 1870. , At . that Kjse she was going from Desdwood to White Birch. Sir men besides herself t and the driver oc ei'"id the stage, Bunnlng Into SB Indlnn ambuscade, Jack McCnul, the driver, was disabled by an arrow. Not ono. of the badly "rattled" men dared assume the reins. With a taunting laugh and defiant rrack of the whip the fearless woman mounted the driv er's seat and drove the plunging four- horse team, on time, to Whlto Birch. A little later Jack McCaul murdered her friend. Wild Dill Hikok, in cold blood. With tearless eyes and close set lips, Calamity headed a lynching party, and, according to Colonel Cody, leaving her gun nt home, "held up" McCaul with a butcher's cleaver and helped to swing him from the near est cottonwood tree. A WESTERN BIRTHDAY TARTY. A less grewsome anecdote of the hu morous daring of the woman, tt a more recent date, Is given by an eye witness of the scene described. To use his own words: "Two years ago Ca lamity Jnne was on her way from Jamestown, X. D., to Livingston, Mont. Her birthday called for a proper cele oration. This was in the cow tawn of Oaks, N. D.; she drank much, and in one saloon the noys Began to onarr her. With a grim smile she invited every one up to the bar. Suddenly two revolvers appeared, for she could draw as quick as any man that ever lived. "Dance, you tenderfeet, dance!" she commanded, firing a few shots into the nir, by way of emphasis; and they did dance and they did other things, too, at her word, for they knew she wns a woman not to be trifled with, and if tliry hadn't known, the way sho closed that saloon would have been powerfully convincing." A little later, during the Pan-American Ex position, she was induced by inter ested friends to go to Buffalo. To this wild Western woman, who had never known a home, who hated civilization, and who always had moved on nt sound of the distant locomotive, tho confinement was unbearable. She hnlled the coming of Buffalo Bill with pathetic joy. To him she applied fot funds to return to her old stamping grounds in Montana. I'or.the sake of the days when this weather-beaten, dissipated woman was a handsome young girl, Colonel Cody helped his for mer scouting companion home. For a time she haunted various mining camps, and nt last drifted into tho Butte poorhouso. From thence sho wandered to Dakota, where she died, eight miles from Deadwood, leaving a husband in Denver, much younger tlinn herself, nnd a married daughter, whose name she refused to give. Such in brief wns the life of this singular woman, vouched for by those who knew her well. When the elastic lino that bounded tho new West wns merged into tho Pacific cable, it was time for her to go. Until they, too, shnll pass, she will bo remembered by old timers for her big heart nnd matchless courage; whilo all readers of Bret Harto's "The Luck of Roaring Camp" will recognize In "Cherokee Sal" "Calamity Jane, the Woman Scout." Tho Fanner WIio Wn Hired to rlen.o. A boy drove a load of hay up a ter- raeo iu front of a farmer's house, and tho load tipped over. The toy, after some difficulty, managed to unhitch tho horses and to tie them to a fence; then ho went and rapped r.t taa farmer's door, and asked hlui to came out nnd heli) bin to pitch on tin load. We are just sitting clown to dinner. my toy," tho farmer replied, "Won't you cdijo in and pol:i usV "I'd like to," snid the boy, I ut I am afraid father wouldn't like It." Oh, he won't niliidi you can work better after dinner." So the boy went ln. After dinner a cup of tea was served. 'Won't you have n cup of tea, my boy?" asked the farmer. "I'd like one, but I an afraid father wouldn't like it." "Oh, come on, take a cup of tea; It won't hurt you." So tho boy fiuully drank the tea. Sit down now," said the farmer. "We will read the newspaper for a few minutes; wo don't want to go to work directly after dinner." "I'd like to." said the boy, "but I am afraid father won't like it." "Afraid your father won't like it?' asked the farmer. "You must have an awfully particular father; he don't seem to like anything. I'd like to see him. Where is he?" "Oh," said the boy, "he is under the load of hay!" Harper's Magazine. Iloiueg in Frs. In Fes, the capital of Morocco, most of the houses consist of several stories, each being provided with a light ve randa ruuulng around it and connect ing tho rooms. All the windows and doors open out into the patio, or court yard, the window openings ln the tip per stories being covered with close trellis-work. AH the houses nave oat roofs, with a wall some four to six feet high running around, and from 4 p. in. until sunset tne roots are given over to the ladles exclusively, wuo can then walk about and take the fresh air without being seen by any of the op posite sex. This reservation is a law which is never broken, and no man would bo guilty of being seen on his or on any other roof during the forbid don hours. Owing to the fact that the women of the1 bouse are not allowed to be seen by any other man than their lord and master all domestic offices are situated away from the house pro. per. In many of the larger houses, be sides the water fountalus, others play, lng scent or scented water are to he found. Sections of the courtyard also sre slightly sunk, and these portions ere filled with scented oil, which Is used to perfume the rooms. The Moors sre exceptionally particular in discard ing their foot gear before entering a room or crossing a rug or carpet They even change 'slippers before entering the courtyard from the street Thus the houses are kept beautifully clean and sweet, and are not many peopla would iuf pose, must or close. WHEN THE BOARDERS WENT. Trifling Incident That Upset Mr. H lo gins' Patience. "Summer boarders, eh?" said Mr. Hlggins, with aa ugly smllo. "Xo, you bet we ain't got no more summer boarders! I never wanted 'em noway, but 'Mandy she said it'd be pin money for her. Waal, ye know, 1 j03t kinder smiled when that air Mrs. Smith told 'Mandy sho'd have to hav-ii clean sheets every day; and I mui-t say I sorter laughed in my sleeve when that Dutch woman announced she'd Unvo to have coffee five times a day, an' 'Mandy had tcr make It fer her, too. An' then the time that Smith young un smashed half o' 'Mandy's dinner let I told her It wuz a jedgment, 'spito 0' the fact that I didn't half llko tt m self. But, by Judas!" crlod Mr. Hlggins, getting mad on the spot at the mere recollection, "day 'foro yes terday, when I found that snldo little Brown kid the one his father cilia tho Boy Inventor when I found that cussed little brat had unscrewed every nut an' bolt on my bran-new mowln' machine, to see If he couldn't make a steam launch outer the pieces, then them boarders went, an' they went Cosh-all-fired quick, too!" Comfort HAPPY WOMEN. Mrs. Tare, wife or (J. u. ar a prominent res ident of CIjs gow, Ken tucky, says: "I wa3 suf fering from a complica tion of kid ney trou bles. Be 8 I d e s a bnd bnck, 1 had a great deal of trouble with the secretions, which were exceedingly variable, sometimes excessive nnd at other times scanty. The color wns high, and passages were accompanied with a scalding sensa tion. Doun's Kidney Pills soon regu lated the kidney secretions, making their color normal, and banished the Inflammation which caused the scald ing sensation. I can rest well, my bnck is strong nnd sound, and I feel much better in every way." Foster-Mllburn Co., HulTnlo, N. Y. For sale by all dealers, price 00 ceuts per box. "CALLED" ON STRAIGHT FLUSH. And Gen. Gobln Had No Use for Such a Poker Player. t3cn. Gobin, tho commander of the Pennsylvania National Guard, showed his contempt for poor poker playing ln a striking manner during the recent coal strike, when he was at Wilkes barre in charge of the state's military forces. One night a poker gamo was on be tween several Philadelphia newspaper men, one of whom was a young fellow on whom they wished to play a joke. Finally, ln a spirit of fun, "stacked" hands were dealt, so that three of the players, among whom was the young fellow, got straight flushes of equal value. After the betting passed around twice, the young fellow "called," and then, when he saw the cards, anxionv ly questioned as to which flush won on color. The next morning tho young fellow went to see the General for some news, but the story of the poker game had got there before him. When the young fellow's name was sent ln be heard Gen Gobln roar from inside: "Put the fool out! I nover will even receive a man who knows so lit tle that ho will call on a straight flush!" New York Timo3. Guards Seldom Catch Anything. "I see smallpox broke out nt one of the suburban Jails recently. Thnt's rather funny, Isn't it?" "Yes; but it wod have been still funnier If the guards had managed to catch it." Philadelphia Ledger. B. B. B. SENT FREE, Cui'e. BIooil nd Skin Dleei, Cnncer Itching Humor., Bona I'alni. Botnnic Blood Balm ' (B. B. B.) cures PimylM, scabby, scaly, itching Eczema, Ulcers, Eating Sores, Scrofula, Blood I'oi son, Bone Pains, Swellings, Kutmmntiim, Cancer. Especially advised for chronic cases that doctors, patent medicines and Hot Springs fail to cure or help. Strength ens weak kidneys. Druggists, per large bottle. To prove it cures B. 1). B. sent free by writing Blood Bai.u Co., S3 Bnlm Bldg., Atlanta, Ua.' Describe troublo and free medical advice sent in sealed letter. Medicine sent at once, prepaid. All we ask is that you will speak s good word for B. B. B. when cured. Brazil's crop of coffee this year equals fifteen sixteenths of the world s consump tion. . Jamaica Ten. Tea culture experiments have proved successful ln Jamaica and it is now hoped that this most unlucky island will prove an ideal place for the growth and cultivation of tea. The Chinese varieties grow luxuriantly, but more hope is placed on the Assam and Ceylou hybrids. Mexican Herald. 100 Reward. 8100. The rsaderi of this paper will bs pleased to learn that there is t least one dreitded dis ease that solenos has beon able to cure ln ail 1U slaves, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only posltlro aura now known to the mudloal fraternity, Caturrn being a con stitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's UalarrhCure Is taken Inter nally, aetlnj dlraotly upon the blood and mil eonssurfaoes ot the system, thereby destroy lng the foundation of the dines , und glTlu? the patient strenirth by building up the con stitution and assisting nature In doing Its 7ik. Xhe proprietors have so much laithla iUouratlv powers that they offer One Hun dred Dollars for any ease that It fails to sure, bend for list ot testimonials. Address V. f. OasssT Co., Toledo, 0, Bold by Druggists, 7So. Mall's family l'llls are the best. Metal Ola Hobs. Dr. 3. W. Guyoa, or. Levin, Coryell County, Texas, has an all-iron gin hoast. The frame posts sre to be driv en into the ground about two feet; the corners and Joints are to he fastened together with locks and bolts similar to bed locks; the walls sad cover are to bs of corrugated sheet Iron. . Spain's cereal crop is valued at $U7' I aoOjOco. r 4 A Good Guess Her dearest friend had dropped in for a call, and she staightway put o.it a five-pound box of expensive candy. "Oh!" cried the friend, "have you been squandering money like that?' "I didn't squander it, was the reply. "It was a present to inc." "A present." repeated the friend. "Let's sec! Who's been here lately? Any of your girlhood friends?" "Xo." "Sometimes a family friend, passing through " "Not the case this time." "Mrs. Baxter felt very grateful to you for " "Siic didn't send it." "There was that friend of your hus band that visited here " "It didn't come (roin him." "Oh, I know now. You won it on a bet." "Wrong again." "Has anv old friend disappointed you nt dinner? Sometimes they try to square things " "No." "Well, I give it up." "Try guessing the most unlikely per son in the world, considering that it's five pounds of the most expensive candy and not a little 50-ccnt box." "Your husband?" "Right." "Heavens! He must have been do ing something awful." When Lngland Will Be Coal Hungry England has just been informed by the royal commission on coal supply that she may expert a coal famine in the year 1945 which is not so far off when you come to think f.f it. The coal in the "tight little island" will not be by any means exhausted in 1045, but all of it which lies at a l.ss depth than 2000 feet will have been taken from the earth and burned up. It is estimated that all oi England's coal will have been transformed into heat and smoke by the end of a period of from 250 to 300 years. After that time, if coal is still to be used as fuel, it will have to be brought from the United States or China. Nob id . knows how large the coal deposits of China really arc, but they arc known to he immense. The royal commission estimates that even if the exportation of coal from England should be prohibited by law, it would only delay the using u;i of the natural coal supply for about fiity years beyond the time when the sup ply will be exhausted anyway. However. 250 years is a iong look ahead, and some other fuel may appear by that time which will make the burn ing of coal as old-fashioned as the burning of wood is now. The Coldest Known Liquid Liquid hydrogen is by far the coldest liquid known at the present time. At ordinary atmosphere pressure it boils at 422 degrees Fahrenheit, and re duction of the pressure bv an air pump brings the temperature down to 4,v degrees, at which the liquid becomes a solid, resembling frozen foam. Ac cording to Prof. Dewar. to whom the credit is due of having liquefied hydro gen in 1898, the liquid is a colorless, transparent body, and is the lightest liquid known to exist, its density be ing only one-fourteenth that of water; the lightest liquid previously kiiiiwn was liquid marsh gas. which is six times heavier. The only solid which has so small density as to float upon its surface is a piece of pith wood. A Desperate Vllllan "Alas! all is lost," he moaned, as he left the home of his adored. "She has cast me out into this cold, cold world. I must have revenge." And he forth with tilled his face full of smoke from an Egyptian cigarette and blew it through the keyhole. (Shrieks, oaths, call for the ambulance and police.) "Dah Jove, I did not reckon on such havoc, don't you know. I am an as sassin." No Reproach She One of my great-grandfathers was an English lord. He But that was so long ago. Your family has lived that down by this time. riTSnermanenttreureil, Xo Pt or nervous rftssuftor first duv's usnf Dr. Kline's Groat Nivrv;!Rostoror.S2tri:ilbV.tlu;iu-l trivilUefree Ur.ll.H. KI.IVK, Ltd., M' Aiff 1 St., t'hil i., 1' 1. Tn Bi'Mnn there arc one and a half elec tric lights for each pciFnn. Mrs WInslow's Soo'.ulu ;Syruu lor cUUdroi t t l I p ir, o f t or. t h 0 u u in", red 1 1 0 cs I n tl nm m it llju.iilmys pain.mirus windfall '. J5e. nbottlu The banking r.ipitnl of Xew York City has bren doulilcd within live years. riso sCuro for Consumption Is.m infnlllble medlclno for cough nnd eolds. X. W. Hamcl, Ocean drove, X. J.. Feb. 17, moo. During the racing senson more thua fl,000,UU0 a duy is wugrrcd on hordes. Fruit acids will not stain goods dyed with Potnau Fadeless Drr.s. Catarrh cured at homo. Three preparations In ono paeltagn. Ask your dualer for "Dr. Hartley s Greut Remedy." lie dure you get It. A3ts., Btanley i Brown Drug Co., Hallo., Md. Near! one-third of the 381,000 inhabi tants of Cleveland were born in Europe, The Monarch and the Autocrat George III. innocently wondered how the apple got into the dumpling. "Begorra," announced ihe cook, "if it's any insinuations you're making', O'll be afthcr lavin' at once." Terrified by this threat, the monarch lost his reason completely. The IbortestWay out of sa stuck of ' Rheumatism or Neuralgia Is to sot St Jacobs Oil . Whion W4 only nra rSW. put a prompt cure. It snotka. subdues, and anas Mm uHenao Price, 2 Sc. and 6Cc tV ft- ft. ftuM. feMl, U:U. O TSAOC MARSHALL FIELD MANAGER Cured of Catarrh of Kidneys by Po.runn. 1I0X. JOI1S T. SIIE.VHAX, OF ClllCAfiO. Hon. John T. f-heahan, who tins been for seventeen years manager of MarahsU ' Field & Co.'s wholesale waichuiiop, nnd in corporal 2d Kegimcnt liiUntrv, I. J. Q., writes the following letter from 3753 Indiana u venue, Flat Six, Chicago, 111.: l'eruna, Medicine Co., Columbu, 01(0. Gentlemen" l.anl summer I cnurfit a cold tclitch seemed to settle ti my kidney anl affectel them b idly. I tried a couple of kidney remedies largely advertlAfd, but they did not help me any. One of my foremen told me of the great help he had receive I In usdij 1'erun in a similar case, und lat once procured unit, "It u'ai tndee I a blennlna to me, as lam on my feet a large part of the day, and trouble sitc't as I had affected me seriously, but four bottles of 1'eruna cured me entirely and 1 would not bewlthout tt or three months' salary." JOltX T. SHEAIIAX. Mr. Jacob Fleig writes from 41 Sumner avenue, lliooklyn, X. Y.: " ant iioiea tieie man at the age of seven ()-( i'o year, thanks to your wonderful remedy l'vruna," Jacob I'lelg. Catarrhal inflammation nf the mucous lining of tho kidney., also called "Jtnuht'a disease," niuv be either acute or chronic. The acute arm produces symptoms of The Fatal Tip The guest in the restaurant he was from a country town was mad an 1 he rushed up to the head waiter. "Here," lie said to the l'otcutate. "That waiter insulted me." "How?'' inquired the Potentate se verely. "I handed him a nickel for his tip nnd he shoved it back at me in an insoknt manner. That's how." "How much did you say it was?" "A nickel." "That's all right. You insulted hiin first. Sec?" Then the irate guest passed out some what southed in spirit by the thought that he was a nickel ahead. A New Position "Well," said the college president. "I guess we'll have to a id another man to the faculty." "Where's the vacancy?" "Why. we need an oliicial surgeon for the football team." Take -Down Don't spend from $50 to $200 for a Run, when for so much less money you can buy a Winchester Take Down Repeating Shotgun, which will outshoot and outlast the highest-priced double-barreled gun, besides being as safe, reliable and handy. Your dealer can show you one. They are sold everywhere FREE I Oaf UO-Ppqo ElustrtUd Cttilogm WINCHESTER REPEATING ARMS CO. NEW HAVEN. CONN. If You Don't Want CURLS IN YOUR HAIR you pr want Carp enter's OX MAW POMADE (stwaia or mitaTioas.) It la iha (!t hair atrala-V'nnr mMj mas the l(alr aoft ao'lslma anil I. portaotly harm lose. Moro than wurth tho rtco. PrtlCE, 2J CENTS. An If rnnr 'lnirirl.t ha.n't It wo will sead It by nail on rwolt uf Je coota In atauip. AdJrw CARPENTER & CO., ? ' J.Lo.tlavllle, Ky. PATENTS. llUUU-.IUUItt AS rPNMION. Arc lea laiorootodf lUltona of dollara bava boon made nut of Patoat, snd Trodo-Maraa, MUUona of dudara are spproprt. stod to pay penalona. So yoar prat-tlco. urluluruiatuaaud literature, KKKK, wrlM.t .. t,,K W- WII.I.SJCOMHANV, . HUIs tluUdlos. 11 lad. Aa,, ' WaelUstWu, O. Jt OONOINTMATID VANILLA EXTRACT. All who iiao VanllU ahoald wrlloue. Oot a trot elans Vanilla 4lre.il from factory at one-third Knot Vm u pay. rr liloonta we aeud. P(0lJ, aauiple of KM-oatr&loSl Vanilla Vw,m-- ...1 ... ,1. Ordinary Ijl oali t j buttle Amnio wauleJTT JUarjIaaa' K.trnrM,Jj, BaJtlaaarw, Hat. ADVERTISE14 JdfVtf IT PAYS 1 I aatVu'uA Vr-aTai JsiwdV Can I I Id tlaie. a.ldr,y -uim. ) I such prominence that the serious nature of the disease is at once suspected, but the chronic variety may come on so gradually and insidiously that its presence is not sus pected until ufler it has fastened itself tl (roughly upon its victims. At the appearance of the first symptom I'd una should be taken. This remedy strikes at once at the very root of the dis ease. .a book on catarrh sent free by The Fe- runa .Medicine Lo., Columbus, U. "Havitic Yn yo-ir irnrelArfnl "CdiesreU for tliti-o uiuiitli nml t.;i:y c:tit-:ly rurrilof ftomsth i;..Urrh ml liv.c rsls. I tlil(.!t It word ot prl, la t', ('u:aii.u"ior tuclrw. jidrrl'al crmpntitloa. 1 1 trn ttikett numrom Mhr ao-calirii remedlM lei wrt.moi avail and I Bn l Him Cxiinli nil n ci In a dr than all Cc cluri 1 fears UUi in a year. Jaici Jlciiuuo, 113 Mtrccr St., Jersey City, H. J. Plwant. Pa!nrl,t Pot-t Taut 0vxl, Do Good, S'''K'"1' v oaken or cripo. 10c , Sic. 10c. Nornr rM1 In bulk. Ilia gernino tablet ittwnped CC0. uarantcod to euro or ycur mouer baca. Sterling Remedy Co., Chica?o or N.Y. 5 ANNUAL SALE, TEN M1LI3!. BOXES IT CURES. Repeating Shotguns lllpaDtTabaleatr the best dipepda medlclnt Tir made. A hundred million ot tuom hart been sold in the United Statei la a alncla year. Every lllneu rising from a disordered stomach le relieved or cured br tbrlr use. So common la it Ibat diseases origin to from the stomach It may be safely as serted there is 110 coudlUon of III health th-.t will lint be benefited or cured by the occasional uso of Rlpana Tabulea. rhyslclans know them and apeak highly or them. All druggists sell them. The fire-cent packago la enough for an ordinary occasion, and the Family Bottlo. sixty cents, contains a household supply for a year. One generally give relief within twenty minutes. VY. L. DOUGLAS 3.22 &3 SHOES ffi32 Yea eaa save from $3 to $t yearly by vearinsi W. L. Doturlaa fta Aft A. Tl 1 . 1. thai have been cost ing you from $4.09 to aa.00. The lm. msuso sals of V. I. PoukIm shoes p tores thair superiority over all other makes. Bold by retail thee dealer everywhere. Itook for nam and prio on bottom. .- . i - enat.lt pre tea taoro nt stlaiat lea anl.. S Ceraea la Ue klgasat f trade r el. Loot her made. I '"J'. aeeat. I aa eoaia aura, iiiee, IdaaiSflfrwt, W. 'u BW.LA larWkUs? I JP The Dowels $3 Candy cathartic -g