FULTON COUNfTNEWS.i A UTTLEJJONSENSE. '"" ,n Apology Which Failed to 8atlify the Pcrtona Interested. Onre two gentlemen attended a teinpunmiTj meeting and on return ing homo by u dark and narrow lane were thrown out of their convey nncc. The incident closed with these words: 1 "Fortunntely both men were so ber." The editor received an angry let ter from one of the gentlemen con corned, with a request for an apol ogy. J To war ecjnnl to the occasion. "In our nccount of the unfortunate ac cident to Messrs. ," wrote the editor, "we stated that fortunately V.il. . Tl . until jiirii muiu buuui. xi appears this statement has given great of fense. Wo therefore beg to with draw it." San Francisco Argonaut. Precision. mm "I hear you are building a new lions?." "Yes. I couldn't very well build an old one, you know." Rightly Named. "I hear O'Brien is working again," said the barber. "Yes," said tho bailiff. "He's working for the traction company." "I thought it was for the tele phone company." "No, the traction company is what they call thp street car company." "What do they call the telephone company ?" "The distraction company, I guess." Chicago News. Assurance. "What!" exclaimed her father. "Why, on that incomo you would both starve." "Xo fear of our starving," re plied her lover bravely. "We have figured out that you are too tender 'hearted to let. us try to live on my income alone." Philadelphia North American. The Fiancee. Mrs. Midaprop That's young Mr. Jenkins. lie's engaged to be married, you know. Mrs. (jahhlc Indeed! And is that the young woman with him now ? Mrs. M:luprop Yes; that's his fiasco. Philadelphia Press. Dyspepsia Averted. ' Mrs. A. 1 sent my daughter to a cooking school to fit her for mar riage. Mrs. B. Was tho experiment a success ? Mrs. A. No;. the man she was en gaged to found it but. Judge. He Knew. . "What would man do without woinani'" exclaimed tho moralist. "Well," replied the thoughtful and observant child, "he'd have a pretty hard time, for he wouldn't nave anybody to blame for every thing." Chicago Post. Little of Both Perhaps. "Mr. Meekton's wife said yesterday that she was never going to speak to him again," said the woman. "You don't say so!" exclaimed her husband. "Is she nnjiry or try ing to be considerate?" Washing ton Star. Diplomatic. Richmond llow do you manage to havjj. your flat so comfortably heated"? 15ronxborough We rent one of our rooms to the janitor's brother-in-law. Philadelphia North Amer ican. Inordinate Vanity. "Jackson loves to see his name in print, does he?" "1 should 6ay so. Why, the morn ing after he was married he got up at 5 o'clock to read the wedding no tices in the papers." Town Topics. Wouldn't Handicap Him. Cleverton Since you have been calling on Miss Pinkerly how have her father and mother treated you? Daslmway Splendidly. 1 haven't even met them. J udge. Not Sensitive. Parke I make a point of always telling my wifo tho truth about my self. ! Lane I suppose sho is a woman who isn't easily shocked. Preparing For Ma's Visit. Mrs. Todd Dear mo, why did you buy all those hideous things to fill up our only spare room? It's like a bear's den. Mr. Todd You know, dear, your mother is sure to visit us some time end I wanted to make her feel at home. Chelsea (Mass.) Gazette. Foley's honey and Tut for chlldren,safe,sure. Afo opiates. FQrt THE LITTLE ONES, fer.riEf Hearted Little Lucy and th Dolls' Dresses. "I think a white dress is the very preliiest kind of dress a dolly can have, d n'i you, Maniii " Then Lucy added quickly, before giving Mamie a chance to answer; "Unless it is a brown dress. I think brown is a beautiful color. I hardly know which I do like the best a whito dress or a brown dress." ' There was a happy look on the face of little Jenny Jones, whose plain china doll wore a dress of dark brown print. She stroked it gently, hugged her dear dolly closer and for a moment almost forgot how much she had envied tho dainty white garments of tho two hand some dolls of her companions. But this was not all. , Lucy's lov ing little heart was still beating fast as she thought of the mistake sho had so nearly made, and sho hasten ed to make further amends: "Why, your dolly is just about the size of mine, and its dress unbuttons, I sec, and mino does too. Suppose we ex change dresses a little while. My doll has worn this one so long I am almost tired of it." "Really? Do you truly want to change dresses?" The brown eyes opened wide, and tho checks flushed in joyous anticipation. Iler beloved Bessie wearing that embroidered dress with its sash of real silk rib bon! It seemed too good to be true. "Of course-I do," said Lucy sim ply, beginning to unbutton the tiny buttons. When the exchange had been made, Mamie entered into the spirit of tho occasion and said sweetly: "Why, Lucy, that brown is very be coming to your dolly's complexion! 1 should make her wear brown a pood deal if I were you." Young Disciple. Queer Kind of Fishing. The natives of Tutuila, one of the islands of Oceania, have a peculiar method of catching lish. At a giv en signal all the inhabitants of tho village assemble on the seashore to the number of about 200 persons, each carrying a branch of the cocoa palm. With these in their hands they plunge into the water and swim a certain distance from the shore, when they turn, forming a compact semicircle, each one hold ing his palm perpendicular in the water, thus making a sort of sieve. The leader of the party then gives o signal, and the fishers all approach the seashore gradually in perfect or der, driving before them a multi tude of fishes that are cast on tho sand and killed with sticks. Wasn't It Funny? Porolhy lVnr anil Blliyl Sweet Every morning- nt bird call meet. All resiirdless of the wealher. To compare their dreams together. "I 'dreamed last night," nays Dorothy Dinr. "Thnt 1 was In Boston Instead of here." "Why, so did I!" cries Slhyl Sweet. "Now, wasn't It funny wo didn't meet?" Tommy Won. "llow is your brother, Tommy?" "Sick in bed, miss; he's hurt him self." "llow did he do that?' "We were playing at who can lean the farthest out of the window, and ho won." London Tit-Bits. A Young Poet. Tho youngest poet in Pennsylva nia, says a Chester dispatch to the Philadelphia North American, is El sie Dawson, a member of the Chil dren's guild. She was awarded the Iu... ml: ELH1E PAWSON. nrize offered by tho Rev. W. 11. i'oinic, pastor of St. IIike's Prot estant Episcopal church, for twelve lines of verse on a doll. Elsie's composition, which won the award, follows: THE DOU'S FUNERAL. When my dolly died. I sat on the step and cried and cried. V'e dug her'a Brave In the violet bed And la:ited violets at her head. We ralwccl a Ftone and wrote qulle plain, "Here lies a doll who died of pain." And when my brother said "Amen:" We all went back to the rum ho attain. 1 lied some eiu on my dollliouHe door, And then I stood and cried some more. 1 told my moihij and after why. then. I went out and dug up my dolly ujiuln. When The North American cor respondent called at the little girl's home, the young writer was busily engaged in the composition of an other poetic effusion. try NEW DISCOVERY FOR THAT COLD. TAI1C NO GUKSTITUYE. Cures Consumption,Coulis, Colds, Jrouchiti3v Asthma, Pneumonia JlayFovcrJ'leu- risy, LaGrippe, Hoarseness, $ore Throat, Croup and Whooping Cou?!i. t NO CUKE. NO PAY. tries 60c. and ) I . TRIAL BOTTLES FREE. MIF mm T v Your Co-tan. Tn snow our aiipi'f oliUfnn of tlm hv' iu ftl h,o tut humc f I ho t)t'on'c or ihK conir n-p h ivo Hit npiirl thi polurnu forllr I lli.K , ; if-j' to I hi- f.l i '.vfnif i-oT-fl.t U-i ' : i, 1 freft only Ut Oiomo who ore pM-i;p Ht.ti-norliin-H. j only pi'rwHial properly can he ndvprll' I'd. .!. NotU'H nuivt not rxpeod ft w rK I. All ! jr.il nolle pYi'liMect V Not In i! in mi'M-l'iiiiW, or imyme to i.Uvtv- tto fffMHls Kokl LiuU-r n iinrrPniitik: liren-p. Tho primary objret of thin column''! .f- , font funr.rrx. it 1 foil: wlv urn no! In pub1!.' i rmship's. un opportunity In hritit' to public nt- , tentlnn product or Ktncks llwy tny Imvp t( I sell, or liiuy wjmt to buy. Now, thiHMpiiPo Ii yoni'M! If yon wunttobuy u 1 horse. If yon wmit hrvr help. If you waul to j borrow money. If you nvflnl to m!i n pltf, n bon y. iftniP hay, a roop, or ff you wnnt to mUpr- t ls forn wife -this column In your. , The News Is rc.ul weekly by eubt thoufti il ' people, and Ik the best udvui tluif mettuim In the count v. Pokch Vou Sai.k. Any per son noodin a xrch can buyout cbonp by calling on Mrs. S. M. Coolc, Mi'Clonnnllsbur":. If u gaug of men cull to give you j a liny fork to show to our uoigh- j bor, and tlu?n usk you to iu n paper to that otToct, turn tho dog loose on thoin. Some of the neigh boring counties huvo recently huJ a puiuful experience along this line. Dreadful Attack of Whooping Cough. Mrs. Ellen l.Iarlison,of .'JOOl'urk Ave., Jvansas City, Mo., writes as follows : "Our two children had a. severe attack of whooping cough, one of them iu the paroxysm of coughing would often faint uud bleed at the nose. We tried every thing we heard of without getting relief. We then culled iu our fam ily doctor who prescribed Foley's Honey and Tar. With tho very tirst dose they began to improve and we feel that it has saved their lives." Refuse substitutes. All; denlers. i Memorial Day. ; Steps are being taken by King : Post (i. A. II. to properly observe Memorial Ihiy in this place. Addresses will be delivered by Hon. S. W. Kirk and M. II. ShalT ' uer, Esq. Mrs. George W. Keisner will : have charge of tho music. t The Sabbath .schools, with their teachers, are requested toatteud, and to. assist in the dist ribution of flowers at the respective cem eteries. Committee on Flowers : Mrs. Lou Jackson, Mrs. Nick Roett ger, Mrs. P. F. Ulack and daugh ters, Mrs. Abram Runynu, Mrs. James W. Rummel, Mr.-.. J. E Rummel, Mrs. Matilda llelmau, Mrs. C. C. Bender, Mrs. Henry Comeror, Misses Nellie and Mer lie Comerer, Mrs. D. C. Fleck, Mrs. D. T. Fields, Misses Olive and Murney Grissiuger, Mrs. S. M. Cook, Miss Catharine Cook, j a'ld Miss Netha Nesbit. I Exercises begin at tho Court! House, at 1 o'clock p. m. ! D. C. Fi.ix'ic, i A. Run van, 1 D. T. FiPXDK, Comniitteo. I A farmer figures that one dog! costs as much for keeping as (id I hens; (10 hens will lay iu a year fit to j doxen eggs, worth say s?!M). Now will some one liguro out what the profit would be in transforming! all of the dogs in McConnellsburg j and vicinity into hens? ! 11 A Kit I KS. R. A. DOVVNES, l''iiis'r Class Tonsorial Artist. MoCONNKI.l.blll'HU, i'A. A (,'lcau Cuii and 'rowel Willi each Shave. Kvuyilihii; Au'.isi'piio. Hu..orH Sli-rlll.i-il. .."Shop III room kuely occup'rUby I'M limlie. ISAAC IN. WATSON. Tonsorial Artist. Stj-h'Hy up to diitf hi nil t.i yU's tI litiir ont llritf. ivuli'U. ouv llllViw. lv;iymiri. t.'rrnnis, VIU'li-h;il. wiiliout I'xtrn ulnnvu. Kutsh towel n v-M'-h ou-(i)UiT. lii'.tft iiiiprovnU aji paiutut tor sii-rillIn tools. Pariors oppositu iiltoti iiouNC. I 3. P. METZLZR In . . . FioriO3 Organs Buggies Carriages GouJ marketable slock taken in exchange. i'" When in uoed of 'any- thing in our lino writ'o for particulars to . . . . J S. P. MUTZLER. I Burnt Cabins, Pa. I Our Prices are LOWEST, and Quality Ecst. 7 -ni Fort Littleton, Pa. A number of Wall Street men both friends and enemies of J. P. Morgan, ou beiug asked how ho attained the leading iositiou of fi nance in the world, replied: "Because h does exactly as he says: is an honest man; keeps his word, and treats every oue of his clients with uniform courtesy. Put BARE'S BARGAIN STORE in the place of J. P. Morgan and you have the exact explanation of how we came to attain one of the leading positions of General Merchandising in our county. We fulfill every promise we make, treat eTery customer with equal fair ness, and have oue price for all and our price is 15 to 20 per cent, less than that asked by other merchants : For example HARDWARE. Carpenters' Pincers He Glass Cutters 8c Cobbler Sets complete with Hammer, Awls, Nails, &c 50c Polished Steel l ib. Claw Hammers 25c Solid Steel Hatchets 25c Open Links, each lc Carpenters' Hammers (.)c 10c Egg Beaters 7c Steel Mattocks and Picks. . .55o Table Spoons, per set, Co Can openers and pearers combined : 5c Tea Spoons, per set, 5c Bolts in all sizes, each, lc Mill Files (i and 7 inch. . 0 & 7c Horse Rasps 23c Best White Lead iu 5') and 25 lb. buckets, per pound, 0c Large Machine Oilers 8c DRY GOODS &c. Our line of these goods beats all purchas es before. We can supply you with a nice and attractive line of White and Colored Lawns, Dimities, Hotted Swiss, Muslins, Lineus, Accoinac, Suitings, Silk Ginghams, Wash Silks, Silks iu all. colors, Skirt Mate rials, and anything lato and up-to date in cluding ali sorts of trimming, buttons, im ported galoou laces, edgiugs, etc. Delicate and cool Lawns 5c yard uj). Lace Curtains which beats them all 50c and up. Ladies' Skirts in worked Flannelettes 25c each. Ginghams, fie. Ladies' Belts, the latest styles, from 18 to 25c. Meu's and Ladies' Underwear from 5c each, up. Buggy Spreads from 20o up. Bleached and Unbleach ed Muslins by yard or web. The up-to-date Grecian Girdles 50c. White Lawns 10c. Ladies Mitts the 25c kind 12c pair. SHOES. CLOTHING Come and see our Black Clay Worsted Suits a stunner at $2.75 per suit. Boy's Wool l'auts from 8 to 14 years.'S'w Men's Pauts heavy cottouados, 70c to 75c Men's and Boy's Satin lined wool cassi Suits, from $5.75 to $9.50 inoro Meu's Shirts tho 50c kiud for 25c. Boy's Outing Shirts assorted colors 15c HATS. Men's, Ladies', Girl's, Boy's, and lutt-wear, from I'm ier Men's black Derby Hats Wall papf'f in assorted sli'i'lo, 4 and 5 ; pjr singhj h ilt. A good lino of groceries kept at all Urn m, Grairrate.l sugar Oc, Canned Peas He can, and a splendid corn at 7e etc. Tabic Oil Cloth at 12 l-2c. F. C. BARE, BARE'S SPRING Announcement! 1902, Corn Hoes the 25c kind for. . . 18c Spadiug Forks 4Hc Manure Forks, the 50c kiud, .35c Breast Chains, per pair, i!5c Wardrobe Hooks, each lc Riveting Machines itWc 1 jH?fif 7fiW I Our lines of Shoes are at prices that speak for themselves. While in New York I bought shoes I am anxious to show you, quality, style, and best of all tho prices. LADIES' SLIPPERS leather, plain toes, from (iOc per pair up. Ladies' Fine Shoes iu a variety of styles, including the RadclilTe. Men's whole stock Plow Shoes, (not split), oak tan soles, sewed and pegged, and can't be bought, any place for less than $1.C5 our price while they last $1.05. Men's and chil dren's Shoes from 25c up, including Goodyear welts in Vici, Velour, and Box Calf. Ladies' Dress Shoes, a dandy, for $1.00. childs' Hat up $1.25. 0 G. W. Reisner k Co. ! 0 0 0 l Coats and Capes 8 Will sell, while they less thin cost. at CAPES that sold for $12 , now 53; $9 Capes at $6, and cheaper ones at a proportionate cut. COATS, 0 0 K 0 il 0. 0 fc This season's goodsthat l coats for $5 56 coats for 4 5 as 25c Children's capes 0 K tl The stock of these goods is limited. If V$ interested, come quick. 0 g Men's and Boys' Winter Suits and Boys' 0 wveicuais mat soia tor 10,2. in ooys we nave tnem lor 1,23. 1.50, 2.00 and J; up not many left. We 0 X,atties Kubbers at 2()c. just half price that are are 0 nave )uui i.c. v.uuic SLiuii. Uome soon 0 0. 0 0 Respectfully, G. W. REISNER & CO. ! i 0M. 4ft THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS t I Covers the Field. : ! 1 : 1 1 ! i !! In ever County faithful re porters are located that gather the daily happenings. Then there is the State and National, News, War News, a Department for the Farmer and Mechan ic. Latest Fashions for the Ladies. The latest New York, Bal timore, Philadelphia Markets. The bun day School Lesson, Helps for Christian Enaeavorers, and a Good Sermon for ev erybody. THE JOB DEPARTMENT IS COMPLETE. SALE BILLS, POSTERS, DODGERS, BILL HEADS, LETTERHEADS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, &c, In fact anything and everything in the best style along that line. " Sample copies of the News sent to any of your- friends on request, : tTVTyTWWTiTTTTTTM 1 ! II It X It I i: jj ;! : ' A 0 0 0 s; 0. 0 0 m Less Than Cost il M0 List, their Capes and Coats 0. 0 W 0 0 0. 0 o 0 0. sold for 10, now 57; 8 Children capes as low j as low as 75 cents. you are 0 0 o 0K 0. m k Overcoats. now iu; ana so on down il 0 wll close out lot of ; r m, m 'm 0 as good as the bestif we 10 0, 0. 0 0 o UMBERLAND TIME TABLE. VALLEY Nov 2.1, luni. Leave no. t no i no. 6 no. 8 no.10: no A. il 1 tA. M A. M P. l '. M lp. i Winchester : m I 2 ini fnil Muninsburif 8 l.i 3 n-.' 7 K Huiferstown .... 6ft0 9 0t 12 2l S m, 8 -'110 !." Ureenciistle .... Il 9 IJ 4-; i 111 8 Hjio a:. Mercarsburir 8 (' IU U 3 sn.... ChumberMHurif.. 7 81 9 to 1 uK,"T5V, V u iu M Wuynesboro 7 12 uo H Mn t Shippensburif... 7 M 10 OS 1 sr h ohi 9 2J II u Newville 8 luiio i 1 ' 6 as! h it n x, Curllsle 8 Hu!l0 41 2 ( 6 M IO ('. II fit MecliiiulesburK,. 8 fx' 11 uci 2 2:1 611 10 28 12 II DillHburK 7 ft! .... 1 40 R I" Arr. H itrrlsburg. 9 07 II 25 i 40 ' 10 l 12 :iu Arr. Phlla II 48 a 17 5 47 10 20 4 2S 4 25 Arr. New York. 4 1.1 tli 8 on 3 fa 1 V.I 7 1:1 Arr. Bultlmore.. 12 10 3 11 6 Ou 9 4fi 2 i 2 !W A. M P. M. P. M. P. M. A. M. A. l . Additional enM-hoimd local tralu will ruu daily, except Suwlay, iih follows: Leave C'liauibei'sbuiK O wl a. m., leave Carlisle Kin a. tn., 7.0fi u. ui.. ViAO p. m., 8.15 p. in.. H.15 p. in.: leave MechaulCKliuiK 6.i B. m., 7.-M a. uj., H.li u. m.. i.o4 p. m.. s.ao p. nx, smi p. m., fi.so p. m., p. ui. TrainH Noh. 8 and 110 run dally between Hu KerHtown und Harrisburtf uud No. 2 llfieea uiinuteH late on Sundays Daily. t Daily except Sunday. Leave uo. lino. Ujno. 6ino. 7ino. 0 Italtlmore New York Pblla HarriNburg LllllsburK Mecuamotfburg.. Carlisle Newville ShlppeusburK... Waynesboro.... C'hainbersburiT'. Mercers burg... . Ureeucaslle .... Haerstown .... MartlnsburK Ar. Winchester. II Ml P. H M 411 A. Hi b 5o V. M P. UI 4 8A 2 ISS -.6 ! 8 ill I 8 40; 0, il Si 7 V 1l 8 40 66(11 4S . .US 4i III 12 llf mil II 4(l 8 2h U i b UU 5'i 4 8 4 4 Ui 4 21 A4i 6 M UOili 61 1S I 111 4 3 8 ( 6 se h S- 6 Fk b t 6 4A B 111 V 4i iocri 6 4l 8 Ifi 1 8'.' 7 U) 1 6.1 2 V, 7 in io io 10 44 1 8 atlil a ioiii 7 li 1. U.jt1. u. A. M.A. Addltlnnul local trains will leave Harrlsburi' as follows: For ChainbershurK and lmermeii; ate stations Ht S.lfi p. m., forCarlMe and inti r mediato stations ai D.tfi a. m.. a.ti p. m., 5.16 p. in., tS.:J p. ni.,11 tn p. in.:also lorMecbunlu-buix, uillsbui'it and Interuiediate stailoLsal 7.0u a. in, aud 3.i5 p. ui. Noh. I, 8 aud 8 run dally betweeu UarrlRburR and liaKerstown. Pullmau palace sleeping cars between New York and KiioivlUe, X'euu.. od traius 1 wi-st ana iu east. j ThrouKh coaobes to and from Pblladclphia w " -1 ' 1 " . cn. liu I HUH V West. - Daily. t Dally eieept Sunday. : On Sundays will leave Philadelphia al 4 : p. in. SOUTIIKUN WSNN'A it. K. TRAINS. ias. Ias. 7 lltl IMi'x. I lviis.All. I Pas. P. Ml A M b (Will) 00! 6 1MU0 IJ 6 66110 47 0 1511 Oh 11 15 P. M.I A. M. ttll A Mil.ve. Arr. 7 0i'Chunibersviurg.. 1 W) Marlon 8 16 . .Merctri-NOurg.. 8 60 Loudon 9 05 . ...Kichiiuind..,. I M. tin -hill H A M P. 8 4MI V 4 -1) 4 im 8 nn 8a N homo ui! 8 : 8 US a ou p. II 7 v 8 4 -,l 7 l Xi. A. H P. U. Conuection for all stations on Cumberland Valley Railroad and Pennsylvania Kailrouu system. U. A. KlDlil.H. J. V. II.. Til, Uon'l Pass. Agent. Supi KIDNEY DISEASES are the most fatal of all dis eases. 1 Cm EV'G KIDNEY CURE It a IULlI 0 6.2rant83. Rair.cL'y or money refunded. Contains remedies recognized by emi nent physicians as the 6est for Kidney and Bladder troubles. PRICE 50c. M X ADVEKT1SE IN The Fttltca C:::tj I!r:s.
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