MERGES TWO IN ONE. D E p "'• ~ Teacher —What Is a "merger," John- B.V? Johnny—A minister. TEN YEARS OF SUFFERING. Continual Pain, Dizziness and Ner vousness Caused by Weak ened Kidneys. Mrs. Klizabeth Weiss, 2442 North Seventh St., Philadelphia, Pa., says: "From morning until night 1 under went tortures. My head throbbed and jpCfr>%, I could scarcely stay on my feet from dizzl (less. My back ached kv <?{» as though would v. Y break and I was so 8, ' nervous I cried. 1 doc %T , tored but grew no ?'i'Tli '( I wy"/ better and the out- W{ i' '' FiN \ / look was dark, tn deed. Yet relief was to come and I can al -- W ays thank Doan's Kidney Pills. They cured me and for over a year I have bad no suffering from my kidneys." "When Your Back Is Lame. Remem ber the Name —DOAN'S." 50c all stores. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. Oh, Learned Judge. A California judge decided that there is no judicial authority to ket?p n man from making loive to his wife, although it could stop his beating her. The remarkable cause of this remark able decision was that a woman in Los Angeles had applied for an injunc tion to restrain her husband from in sisting on being attentive to her. This judge was not a Solomon, but he real ized that only a Solomon could be trusted to rule upon the whims and Inconsistencies of womankind. , ( MI He Wanted Was Just Plain Eggs. ' n A youth entered one of the "ham ami-row" cafes on Grand avenue and ordered eggs. "Up or over?" asked the'man behind the counter. "I just wanf» eggs," replied the prospective diner: "But do you want them up or over?' repeated the waiter, and again the guest asserted that he desired "only eggs." The third time the party of the second part insisted on his query, whereupon the patron, with a sigh of despair, said "I guess I'll take a steak." —Kansas City Star. Calculation. "Going to make garden?" "I dunno," replied the man who al ways looks discouraged. "I'm busy now figuring up how many tons of let tuce I'll have to raise to pay for the spade and the rake and the rest of the outfit." When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine E>e Remedy. No Smarting—Fee ls J-'ine—Acts (Quickly. Try it lor Kt'd, Weak, Watery Kves and Granulated Eyelids. Illus trated in each Package, Murine is CM impounded by our Oculists— not n #, Puteiit Med icine"—but used in successful Physicians' Prac tice for many yea IT. NOW dedicated to the Pub lic and sold by Druggists at JJfk* and 60c per Dottle. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, tifilc and 6Uc. Murine Eye Remody Co., Chicaro Needed It. The Star —I must have real food in "the banquet scene" tonight. Hard-Pressed Manager—Why? The Star—Because I'm hungry. Paxtine Antiseptic sprayed into the nasal passages is a surprisingly suc cessful remedy for catarrh. At drug gists, 25c a box or sent postpaid on re ceipt of price by The Paxtou Toilet Co., Boston, Mass. We all admire a man who says just what he thinks—about other people. Garfield Tea is unequalled either as an occasional ur a daily laxative. Even the absent-minded man may have a good presence. Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothlnp B»mp for Children teething, softens th* £ums, reduces intlamma tiou, allays pain,cures wind colic, 2oc a bottle. The man who steals our thunder is naturally under a cloud. Ilnxsle's Croup Remedy Is a certain cure nml preventive til 1 oM.v < outfits and t rutin No opium —uu nausea. Sold by iimuiEi&ts. ftu vents. The man who wants the right of way wants it right away. Unsightly eruptions disappear aftera course of Uurlield Tea. A friend in words is not always a tfriend in deed. For Rheumatism, Gout, Lumbago, Use» Camphorated Vaseline JiiL Camphorated aseUne gets to the seat of the (iives quick anil grateful relief from rheumatic anil similar Put up in neat, metal-capped plas® bottles. 9 Kvery mother should know ail about the different 11 Vaseline" preparations. They are just what she needs for ,II the minor family ailments and accidents. ACtie* Hond ii pnntal to-day for 82 pp. illustrated booklet— |LL Jk fro© prepaid. Address Ik*pi. K. Chesebrough Manufacturing Company 17 State Street (Consolidated) New York Use the old reliable I Hale's I Honey Of Horehound and Tar H For Coughs and Colds Free from opium or anything injurious At all druggist*. Toothache Drop* ' ■HBHi Cure In 0n« Mlnut# Your Liver Is Clogged Up That'* Why You're Tired of Sorti ; ■ —Have No Appetite, CARTER'S LITTLE.^OPJ N \ LIVER PILLS ; will put you in a few ■jTTLE Aadl stipation, 1 Biliousness, Indigestion and Sick Headache , SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Geauine must bear Signature ! RTER^CEI)f \ BEFORE THE PUBLIC j \ Over Five Mill ion Free Samples j ij Given Away Each Year. > | I The Constant and Increasing j > Sales From Samples Proves i the Genuine Merit of \ ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, j Shake Into Your Shoes £ ; Allen T a Foot-Ease, the antiseptic J ? powder lor the tfct. Are you as \ triflo sensitive about the size ofc i c in/J P 3 our elites? Many people wear/ | > tiarj shoes o size smaller by shaking) > Allen's Foot-Ease into them. lf( I c M&L you * luve tirC(l, ® w °Hen t hot,? ! > fiwA tender feet, Allen's Foot-Ease gives) • j ? instant relief. TRV IT TO-DAY. I > )f■ everywhere, 25 cts. Do not < | i accept any substitute. S •! S FREE TRIAL PACKACC sent by mail. V \"uU'/iu?* Mother Gray's Sweet Powders, j ) Eaa( r*«p " the beßtniediotnofor Feverish,slrklvt > children. Sold by DrnririKts every-; j ) where. Trial package FREE. AddrensS Uaod Automobile* firetu'i I'urrlia -11.s Agrc -j, ( or. 4Stb St.and DroaSwaj, .N. T . BKLK STARTING ATTAiHMK.NT PKKJS 1 By special arrangement with the manufacturer [ i of the famous Self Starting Attachment we will : , equip free of charge to every car purchased this 1 I Self Starting device, so thai every imed car sold t by tin will be equal to a 1012 Model that either a ' woman <»r a child can operate. Each and everj . j car fully guaranteed an»l demonstration cheer fully given. KASY TERMS ARRANGED. A FEW BPECIAL AKKs | 1010 Stearns roadster $1.400 , Stearns touring car I,'jr.O 1 Ford runabouts IT3 S3OO ' Overland runabouts 300 up ' ilupmohlles 1!7.~> to 375 ' ! Mitchell runabouts i!oO to 300 : , New 1012 Krlt 430 Billck. Mtnlcl 10 330 to 4."0 , Cadillac runabout 330 Maxwell touring cars 230 to 350 ] liulck touring cam 330 to 000 ; i Chalijiers 30 touring cars 3."»0 to 730 j Cadillac touring curs 330 to Buo , i : Rainier touring curs 330 IWrless 5 and 7 passenger cars... -4."" to 800 Packard 30 touring cars t'»3o ! I.ozler 7 passenger touring car.... t#f»o Thomas landattb't 400 Maxwell landaulet 230 Mitchell landaulet H 373 Atlas 2-lon truck 000 Refore buvlnir. exehanglnt?or selling yotir car consult | ns. If tmpoHsilfle to write for list and tell us what T<»M want to buv. ex'Miaihje or M'll for canh. 'Che largest and most r-lfatil* Al*T<> JtHt »KHI!S tn th«- wnrT. . Agents | WMited. ÜBKD MOTORCYCLKB FR< H t95.00 UP. IWMMO BROADWAY, COR. 48th STREET. NEW YORK r URIC ACID NEVER CAUSED ; RKEUSSATiSM I WANT to prove it to your satisfaction. If you have Kheumatisin, acute or chronic I —no matter what your condition—write today for my FREE BOOK on "RHEU -1 MATISM—II» Cause and Cure." Thousands say it is "The most wonderful book ever written." Don't send a stamp—it's AB SOLUTELY FREE j! SSE A ( \m , Dept. F, Brock too, Mass. 1 Peerless Renewed Cars None Better at Any Price. A PEERLESS car, to the excellence of ' original pnaterial ami workmanship, is praeti- ! cally goodasnew when overhauled and painted. They are Guaranteed the same as new cars. We have in our Used Car Department our dif ferent models ranging in price from Ifc'AKJ.OO up What Price Do You Want to Pay? If you own a PEERLESS you own the BEST, j no matter what model. Send for our booklet describing RE BUILT PEERLESS CARS. PEERLESS MOTOR C4R CO. of New York ! 1760 Broadway New York City ; HAROLD SOMEKS, 150 DeK»lb Ave ! Brooklyn, N. V. RUPTURE UR HERNIA A truss that holds even if you play ball or , tennis. No metal or elastic band, but a loose j web belt. Don not chafe . No pressure on back. A safe, comfortable truss. Price, from $5.00 to $20.00. Booklet No. son request, i THE BUNKER TRUSS •17 W. 42nd Street New York City , Keep this adv. for reference. JfItENfIIONAL SIIWfStttOOL LESSON (By E. O. SEINERS, Director of Even ing Department, Tlio Moody liibia lo utltute of Chicago.) LESSON FOR MAY 19. THE OLD LAW AND THE NEW LIFE. TEXT-Matt. R:l7-;<t. GOI,DEN TEXT--"ITe that lnveth his neighbor hath fulfilled the law.'—Rom. 13:8. If there Is nny one tiling tre as Americans delight In, It Is In enacting laws. We seem to have an insane Idea that all the Ills of human life can be cured l>y legislation. There seems to be a correspondingly great er carelessness In the matter of law enforcement. Jesus did not found his kingdom upon a multiplied number of "Thou shalt not's," of merely negative enactments. He took the old Divine law and "fulfilled" 1. e., filled it full with life. He put purpose, life and vi tality into that law. He transformed It from an outward formal observance to an inward heart motive. At the outset of this lesson Jesus not only 6ays that he will obey the law of Moses and the admonitions of the prophets, but that those same princi ples shall apply in the hearts of the citizens of his new kingdom. That moral order which is in accordance with the Divine standard is still to be observed. Christianity gives no li cense to Its followers. The righteous ness which is of Christ does not les sen our moral obligations. Jesus says that not the least "jot or tittle," the smallest part of a Hebrew letter, the "dotting of an I or the crossing of a T" ehall be set aside. They must, all be realized in the lives of his follow ers. Responsible for Teachings. In order to emphasize this still fur ther. he tells those whom he calls and appoints to his service that they shall be held responsible for what they teach, as well as what they practice, with regards these commands. To teach men to break one of the very least is to become least in his new kingdom. To obey and to teach oth ers to obey is to become great in this new kingdom. Such is the importance I he places upon the Old Testament | teachings and his statement as to lis authors. us beware reading into 1 his words any meaning that shall set aside this portion of Holy Writ, or that shall suggest any question as to their accepted authorship or author ity. But Jesus was also aware of the danger of outward obedience or mere perfunctory fulfilment of that law to gether with the myriads of traditions that had grown up with it. Hence it is that ho so specifically warns his followers that their righteousness, i. e., right relations, must exceed that 1 of the Pharisees whose loyalty to the law and to tradition is so famous. His followers must keep not only tho form but the spirit also, and so he goes on to illustrate. Beginning with an old commandment, "Thou shalt not kill," lie shows us that the outward final net of murder is but an outgrowth of the spirit of a mail's heart, hence he who hates his brother man is in dan ger of, i.e., already in the power of, those forces that in their culmination will bring him before the tribunal. "In danger of hell." Jesus clearly indicates in all of his teaching a fu ture state of punishment as well as one of bliss, and granting that these words are only symbolical, of which we are not convinced, we must pray to be delivered from the reality. These words are of the merest nonsense if they be not true, and certainly we cannot accuse Jesus of jesting nor suggest him to be a Tool (lacking in knowledge) as he speaks upon so seri ous a subject. Jesus' Philosophy Simple. "Rememberest thy brother hnth aught against thee." The philosophy of Jesus Is perfectly 6imple. If an ger is criminal then he who Is guilty must of necessity become reconciled to that one whom he has offended. Not merely that we are to forgive those who have wronged us, for that Is not such a hard matter. But wo must get right with our brother who has aught against us before our gifts will be acceptable unto God. Some one has said, "it is far easier to give up a coin than to give up a quarrel. It is easier to lay down a generous offering than to lay down a grudge." This requires haste, we must agree with our adversary quickly or else he will turn upon us and presenting his righteous cause before the tribunal bring upon us a Judgment for our an ger, our censoriousness, or our con demnation. Once thus brought before the judge, be it an earthly tribunal, public opinion, or a loving God, our opportunity Is past and we shall bo obliged to pay to the uttermost, even so small a part as a farthing—about two-fifths of a cect. True reformation is not wholly de structive. So our Lord began his new kingdom by grafting it as it were upon the strong root of the past law which was good, but this new applica tion bore a vastly different fruit than any thus far grown. Both had their root in the love of God for fallen hu manity, and the finest flower of both Is to be tho application of the law of love as shown in man's relation to man. Such, then, is Jesus' attitude to wards the Old Testament law and hi» Application of that law. NATION SAVED BY A SPIDtR Scotland Profited by the Lesson the Insect Taught to Its Monarch. Scotland has many legends that the sheepherders and highland peasants never get. tired repeating. A long time ago King Bruce ruled over Scotland before that country became a part ,of England, and he learned a lesson from a spider that enabled him to succeed when otherwise he would have failed. King Bruce had lost many battles, rte was discouraged. He had made his final effort against his enemies and failed to vanquish them. Deep in despair he went to a lonely room in his castle. Reclining on the coucli and thinking, he happened to notice a spider drop from the ceiling on a single silken cord. He watched the spider fascinatingly. It now began its ascent. It slipped. Time and time again it tried to mount, but each time it. failed. The king watched intently, forgetful of all else. An hour passed. Finally the spider succeeded. It.was an inspiration for King Bruce. Why should he get discouraged, having tried only a few times and failed? He made one last grand rally against his enemies and routed them, and from this Incident came the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed try again." DISFIGURING ECZEMA CURED i "My nephew first showed signs of i eczema on the middle finger, and it j came out like a blister. He must have | rubbed his face with that hand, as it | then broke out on his nose the same | way. When the blisters broke, they i shrivelled tip and formed scabs. His i nose was covered with scabs, and it j was very itchy. He was badly dis- j j figured with unsightly scabs. At first, J his nose was sore, and it gradually became worse so his mother took him i I to the doctor. He told her to rub tho j scabs off every day, and anoint the I affected part with the medicine he j . gave her. "The man must have been insane, \ as that was extreme torture to the j ■ j child, who was only two years old at : I the time. Well, we decided that that ! ; treatment would have to end. I sug- j | gested Cuticura Ointment and they : | bought it and put it on freely every ' ! day for two weeks. He had the ec- i ! zema for four weeks altogether, but was getting gradually worse until they | ; used the Cuticura Remedies, and he , 1 was cured in two weeks. He most ; • certainly would have been scarred with the other treatment, but now- he hasn't a single mark. Cuticura Rem- j edies cured him in two weeks, and now we always keep them in the house." (Signed) Miss Ida Slavin, 283 j South Fifth St., Philadelphia, Pa., ] Jan. 4. 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed i free on application to "Cuticura," ■ i Dept. L, Boston. ' New York Journalists. i "Here's a man'who claims to under stand birds?" | "Well?" j "Can't we feature it?" "We might," replied the editor of the New York paper, "if it were played ! up properly. Send him out to get an interview with the first robin, and let's ; see what he makes of it." "That horrible weather"—how plen«nnf It j really i« wlieu you ure Weill liai'licld Tea helps alwu.\ s. The man who wears a silk hat I shouldn't butt in. 11 MI For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought i k ; || ALCOHOL - 3 PER CENT # ** ANegelaWc Preparation for As- M jftij similating(lie Food and R gula tl"IA W % jflji ting the Stomachs and Bowels of -DtJdib LiiO W*, \ Signature //Ijl fir Promotes Digestion, Cheerfu- M %112 IV j nessandßcst.Containsneither yj\ /I tf i i> Opium.Morphine nor Mineral Ml\ \f^ £t; NOT NAUCOTIC £|L\j \y & j Pr<>pt t/ou DrSAMUEi/vrare# I A\j I jit* Plun/*J<in St**/- A C|S ! dlxStnna * \ B ■ ; H , Jl'oihelle SaWs • 11 i* $I J (\ iA* ■ '' l C/or'fift/ Snoar I M j-C Wtnbryrtrn /Yni"r / ff II i^C! Aperfect Rerne-iy forfonstlpa- /W Alt 11 Q P lion. Sour Stor a h,Diarrhoea, 11l flr wv u Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- I _ _ S j|ncss and Loss OF SLEEP VJf Fnr lIVPr jj'Cj Fac Simik: Signature of IUI UV U I I || Thirty YPPTQ 0 ; THE CENTALR COMPANY. 111 II I f I UUI O j|v: NEW YORK * Exact Copy of Wrapper. TN . „, Tlua N . w 01TV . PUTNAM FADELE Color more goods brighter and faster colors than anv other dve. One 10c package c.inrs all fibers. They d' dye any gannent without ripping apart. Write for free booklet—How to Dye. Bleach aiid Mil Colon (Sjh&eatfons Please Read These Two Letters. The following letter from Mrs. Orville Hook will prove how nnwiaa It is for women to submit to the dangers of a surgical operation when it maybe avoided by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable Compound. Slie was four weeks in the, hospital and came home suffering worse than before. Then after all that suffering Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound restored her health. HERE IS HER OWN STATEMENT. Paw Paw, Mich.—"Two years ago I suffered very severely with a displacement I could not b 6 on my feet for a long time. My physician .. fagr V3a?/i treated me for several months •without much re- TlSfc lief, and at last sent me to Ann Arbor for an op ' fpj' eration. 1 was there four weeks and came home mM suffering worse than before. My mother advised I V ■=• JK me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- WMlb-rm % P° und > an( l 1 did. To-day iam weil and strong and do all mv own housework. I owe my health !to Lydia E. "Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Wffl# ///\v'ffT advise every woman who is afflicted with any ';./// '.-Iff *'•//) female complaint to try it." —Mrs. OR VILLA HOCK, K. R. No. 6, Paw Paw, Mich. "THERE NEVER WAS A WORSE CASE." Rockport, Ind.—"There never was a worse case of women's ills than mine, and I cannot begin to tell you what I suffered. For over two years I was not able to do anything. I was in bed for a month and the doctor said nothing but an operation would cure me. My father suggested Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; so to please him I took it, and I improved wonderfully, so I am able to travel, ride horseback, take long rides and never feel any ill effects from it.l can only ask other suffering women to give Lydia E. link ham's Vegetable Compound a trial before submitting to an operation." —Mrs. MARGARET MEREDITH, It. F. D. No. 3, liockport, Ind. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful—or that either of these women were paid in any way for their testimonials, or that the orig inal letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited. For :iO years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for fe- 7;|Vlit male ills. No one sick with woman's ailments 11/ does justice to herself who will not try this fa- S/ mous medicine, made from roots and herbs, it I IT. ,) has restored so many suffering women to health. 11 j/ M M teWritotoLYMAE.PIXKHAMMEDICINECO. fr\ l /t) (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS., for advice. \\j\; Your letter will be opened, Icad ami answered by a woman and lield in strict confidence# PINKHXTCP^^ W. I— DOUCLAS I B 188 W. L. Douglas makes and sell* more Tb O £ M H™ $3.00, $3.50 and $4.00 shoes than I D any other manufacturer in the world *2.50 $ 3.00 $ 3.50 $ 4.00 $ 4.50&^5700 FOR MEN, WOMEN AND BOYS /£ WX.Douglas $.'5.00 & s;s..">() shoes are worn by millions | ■ 15^ ofinen.beeausotheyarethebestiutheworlU fortheprlee V.L.UOURIBS sl.oo,s4.uOAcss.o()slioeseqiiHl Custom li® ; wK ltrneh Work costing S(j.OO to SB.OO | < Why does W. L. Douglas make and sell more $3.00, $3.50 j, P^J ond $4.00 shoes than any other manufacturer in the world ? BECAUSE: he stamps his name and price on the bottom and *■&. [ guarantees the value, which protects the wearer against high \ ! prices and inferior shoes of other makes. BECAUSE: they jKVtoifov- / j\_ are the most economical and satisfactory; you cansavemoney , J y V. by wearing W. L. Douglas shoes. BECAUSE: they have no V V ! equal for style, fit and wear. bON'T TAKE A SL'BST'T'JTE PGR W.L.DOUGIAS SHOES. If your dealer cannot supply W. L. Douglas shoes, write W. L. DOUR las, Brockton, Mass., for catalog. Shoes sent everywhere delivery charges prepaid. Pant Color Vietl, WANTED A6ENTS burv. ( ;tn «»a*ilv inuki* f.MJ.fHi JUT (.ll I.KM ll ( ICAK CO., YORK, PA. ACHES Splsndid Crops in Saskatchewan (Western Canada) li 112« I fields in that ©swell as I I'liyvßt' led Iron: 25 to 35 bu- I J shels of wheat to the II acre. Other grains in Vf tirdlfl proportion. Y*BrflM' iBnF profits are thus derived H <» M K ST EA 1» V ANUS of Western Cnumlu. This excellent showing rausea 1«»JC» rutifle raising ami dalry in g are all protftahle. Free 4 llomest endsof I 00 acres are to he had ill the very l>est t districts; 1 0O acre pre-emp #, tioiisat w:t.()0 per acre with in certain areas. Kchoolsaml churches In every settle - at tWI; nient, climate unexcelled, JfSKtp *<dl the richest; wood, water 1,1,<J i>ul id lug: material 1 For particulars ns to location. ' ' ow settlers' railway rates and (ffA descriptive illustrated pamphlet. formation, write to t&up\ of lmuil- Knit lon, Ottawa. Canada, or to j C'auaUian Government Agent. Crawford. Canadian Government Agent 301 Genesee Street, Syracuse. Hew Yorh Hlk •> <. I'leaae write to the ajreut near - *t yoa I'i Seldom See ■ a big knee like this, but yonr h'>rspmay I have a hunch or bruise on his Ankle 1 Hock, btitie. Knee or Throat. Boior* Afur will clean them off without laying ths horse up. No blister, no hair gone. 12.00 per hottle delivered. Describe your case for ; special insi ructions a nd liook 8 K free. A ItSOltftl M..1 It..liniment tor mankind. Re moves I'aintul Swellings, Knlarged iilumlt, . Hoi t re, "Wens, Bruises. Varicose Veins, Varicosities, ! Old Sores. Allays I'aln. i'rlre 112 1 and 12 a bottle a* , druggist* or delivered. Manufactured only l»y W. F.YOUNG, P. D. F.,310 Temple St.. Springfield. Maaa. THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY. No |.N0.2.N0.3. THERAPION l H^.u n .u wTth ORKAT HtCCRSS. i I HKS KIDNKY HI.APDKH DISKABEB, PILKM, CHRONIC I'l-CEHH, SKIN LRt'PTIONS KITH KR BKX hrn.l ad.lrraa envelop* f«.| »RKK lnoki- I u> PR. I.K CI.KRO WKD. CO.. lUYKBBTOCK KU.. HAMPSTbAP.LONDON, BNO. 1 55«2f WATER & JOU> L. THOMPSON SONSICd.. Troy. N. V AftCIITC We guarantee 00 sales per day. Big KUCn I w profits: u«'t our proposition at once. : ICDWAHDB, S KLSON CO., Blngbainton, New York I W. N. U., NEW YORK. NO. 20-1912. SS DYES lye ii cold water better than any other dye. Yon can rm. NONKOe DBtifl COMPANY. Qnlncy, IIU
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