f'BeaufiA pSrf "I would like some formulas for harmless beauty materials, some sim ple powder or rouge that won't show too much or hurt my skin. "READER." Harmful cosmetics there are in plenty, but with the average articles their abuse is in the method of em ployment. The skin must be well pre pared so as to resist even the least tendency to hurt. The cleansing night bath must be a sacred rite, and there must always be some consideration lor the ethics of taste. So the powder and rouge that "won't show too much" are the only sort to use. Fash ion allows them und issues every year attractive pots and dainty boxes and stoppered bottles filled w-lth the dusts and pastes and philtres her daughters demand. "But use them with prayer and fast ing," she commands, which is to say decently. Fairy gifts can never be squandered. Now, my dear reader, have you ever heard of that wonderful liquid white called in the old days "magnolia balm," "pearl liquid," "beauty's de light," and so on? Put then tho name counts for nothing—remember "the rose by any other name," etc. —what i wish to say is that this face wash Is still put up under countless new titles, and that it can be made at home with the utmost ease. When correctly applied, a good liquid white is a veritable fountain of youth, and, as said before, the skin must first be prepared and the pores kept open at night with careful cleansing. A very old formula for one of these liquids is as follows: Pure exide of zinc 4 drams Olyc«rln 2 drams Orange-flower water 2 drama Tincture of benzoin 10 drams Tincture of violets 15 drops ICssence of violets 15 drops Timely Advice and ; -X-X-X-ttX-X-X-X-J r-x-x-x-x- Hlnfs for she ******* •>*** -X--X-X--H Hostess ********** P.y Mine. MERRI A Puzzling Question. I have been going with a young man for some time, but lately he keeps breaking engagements with me. I asked him why, and he always gave some excusj£. At last I have gotten tired of this, so asked him out and out if he cared to come up any more. He said he did, but made no further en gagement. I care a great deal for this young man. What would you advise me to do in regards to such a mat ter? I have written you some letters be fore but my answers never appear In the paper. May I ask if I have made any mistake, and why they do not ap pear?—l3. H. Perhaps your letters have been among the many that request a reply "in next Sunday's paper." That is ut terly impossible, for the department is always made up in advance and then by that time probably a reply would be too late for your purpose. Then, too, there is only a very limited space for "Questions and Answers," and each letter has to take Its turn. About the young man, it never does to be too anxious. I think I would just let him go his own sweet way, appear indifferent, and if possible go with some one else. If this process does not bring him to time, he Is not worth worrying over. A Budget of Questions. If it Is proper for a young man to walk between the mother and daugh ter when out, if It is better for the young man to walk on the outside and beside the daughter and the moth er next to her and on the inside? I have always wished I knew if a young lady should help a gentleman with his overcoat in a public place, such as the theater or restaurant? —Grace. A man walks on the outside, never between two women. In the case men tioned he would walk next to the daughter. Never assist a man with liis overcoat, either at home or in a public place, unless he be very old or Incapacitated in some way. Young men are perfectly capable of getting into their coats. From a Bride-Elect. 1 liave often found just what I was looking for in your column. I am to be married soon, and will wear iny "going away" suit in place of the ijsu al wedding dress. Do 1 wear my bat, gloves, etc., during the ceremony? Dissolve the zinc In just (uough 01 the orange flower water to cover It; add the tincture to the glycerin and then the rest of the perfumed water; when these last are thoroughly mixed stir them into the prepared zinc and then add the essence. This can be faintly tinted with a few grains of good carmine, but un less the coloring is very expertly done the white would be ruined. So It Is far better to apply a sopcon of rouge after the white has been smoothed down. As a last move, a touch of dry powder Svould further the look of naturalness. The bottle of liquid white must always be shaken before using and kept stoppered so that the dust cannot get In. Prepare the face for the make-up by rubbing a little good cold creani into the skin, massaging it down into the pores and at last rubbing off the resi dua with a soft bit of old towel. Use a bit of absorbent cotton for applying the liquid white and rub the balm over the skin as evenly as possible: when it has dried, take another bit of cotton or cloth and smooth the white down until the artificial look has gone, leaving only the hint that your com plexion looks better than usual. Only a dry rouge can be used with a liquid white, and this had better be applied with a hare's foot, as the hairy little puff at the bottom of this gets the red on evenly. Put the red only at the point where the natural color usually appears—faintly, faintly. And be careful of getting too much ■white on the nose, for this member won't stand much rubbing, and that awful whiteness of the nose is what gives the face an artificial look. About the very best powder 1 could advise would be a good talcum, which Is sufficiently adherent and is abso lutely harmless. In fact, owing to its fineness, talcum is all but Impercepti ble when well put on, and It never changes color, as do the fancy pow ders, and has the additional advan tage of being cooling to the skin. If there is the least eruption at any time, a talcum should certainly be used in place of a liquid white, and If it is carbolized—many sorts are —It will have an additional advantage. A plain talcum, which sells for about fifteen cents a box, can be sweetened up any time with a few fragrant flow ers. One girl I know scents her plain powders, talcum, rich starch, wheat starch and prepared chalk, with orris root. Dried lavender can be used in the same way, a little bag of it shut up with the powder and the two left to kiss and shake hands until the lit tle perfume is distilled. KATHERINE MORTON. What about the bouquet? Is the wed ding ring to be worn on same finger as the engagement ring? And how and when do they put it on.—H. E. The hat is worn and it 1r» as you prefer about the gloves, with or with out being equally proper. You may carry a bouquet or wear one. which ever pleases you best. Remove tho engagement ring for the ceremony, af terwards slip it on over the wedding ring, at any convenient time, usually before you start away. Glad you find the department helpful and thank you for telling me. A Graduating Breakfast. You have helped so many, so that we come to you for advice. We wish to give a breakfast to some of our girl friends who are graduating this year. Would that be all right? What would be the proper hour and what should wo serve? Please give us some new ideas for table decorations and entertainment. There will only be girls.—Anxious Inquirer. It Is quite the up-to-date thing to give breakfasts, and the hour is twelve or half-after. Serve fruit first, then broiled squabs, or fried chicken with two vegetables and hot rolls, coffee, a salad and cold dessert. The only dif ference from luncheon is that no soup is served and coffee is served with the meat course. Nothing prettier than flowers for the table, arranged in a brown or gilt wicker basket. Place cards and favors make a most attractive table. For amusement why not have a flower guessing contest? Three Questions. Having been interested in your pr» per, I thought I would take tlie priv* ilege of writing to you. How should a girl of sixteen wear her hair? How long should she wear her dresses? Is it proper to speak to a gentleman first or should he speak first? —A Stenographer. Girls of sixteen usually wear their hair in braids around the head with or without a bow, or in braids looped up in the back with a bow. Dresses are worn just below the shoe tops. It is a woman's privilege always to speak first. MADAME MERRI. FJphion|F9nd|| Parasols with handles, tips and rings of crystal are shown. Illue and tan have the lead amon& the early spring tailored suits. For automobile coats, rough effects are particularly desirable. The short coat of lace has returned at the bidding of fashion. Two small roses made ol beads adorn a child's hat. Pelts are frequently, seen on auto mobile coats, and belt, suggestions ara considered smart. pKiTeitF,N £.^l€>Abinet Could teach mo the woodland chat. Science would bow to my scholarship And Theology doff the hat. A FEW SALAD OR LUNCHEON ROLLS. Bread should have a sweet, nutty flavor, never a flavor of yeast. The quick breads which may be made in three to five hours are all right for an emergency, but for every day living the better bread Is made with a small quantity of yeast Swedish Rolls. —Take. a. pint, of scalded milk, a cake of compressed yeast or half a cup of the liquid yeast, half a cup of luke warm water, three eggs, a half cup of butter, a half cup of sugar, a teaspoonful of salt. Make a sponge and prepare the dough as In all biscuit mixtures made with yeast. When light, roll into a sheet a fourth of an inch thick, brush with butter, sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and currants; roll up like a jelly roll, cut In rounds and set on end. side by side, in a pan; when light bake about half an hour. When baked brush with egg and milk, or sugar and milk and re turn to the oven to brown. Tomato Biscuit. —Roll a light dough made like French bread, of a cup of warm water, a half a yeast cake, a half teaspoonful of salt, and four cups of flour. Use twd cups of the flour to make the dough and half of the water. Knead well and shape in a small ball. Make two cuts in the top about a fourth of an inch deep, then place the ball in a small sauce pan of tepid water, cut side up. In a few minutes the ball will begin to swell and float on the top of the water. When quito light, remove it with a skimmer to a bowl containing the salt and the rest of the water. Stir in enough flour to make a dough stiff enough to knead, nearly two cups, and let stand in a warm place until light. Roll out the dough in a sheet half an inch thick, :ut in four-inch squares, brush the cor ners with cold water, then fold them 3ver to meet in the center; press the corners down upon the dough below. Arrange in a biscuit pan so that they (vill just touch each other, brush with jielted butter; when risen to double n bulk brush again with butter and jake. German Coffee Cake. —Soften a reast cake (compressed) in a fourth )f a cup of water; add two cups of scalded milk, cooled, and flour to make i batter. When light add four eggs sea'en without separating, one cup of Melted butter, one cup of sugar, the iuice and rind of a lemon, a teaspoon :ul of salt. Knead and when light roll n a sheet, butter and sprinkle with ilmonds chopped fine. LA NT flowers in the soul's front Set out new shade and blossom trees, An' let the soul once froze an' hard, Sprout crocuses of new Idees, Yes, clean yer house, an' clean yer shed. An' clean yer barn in ev'ry part; But brush the cobwebs from yer head, An' sweep the snowbanks from yer heart. —Sam Foss. SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED DISHES. For those who prefer to make their awn mustard to use on the table for corned beef and cabbage, the follow ing is a good one to prepare: German Mustard. —Mix one-half a cup of dry mustard with a fourth of a cup each of salt and sugar and a fourth of a teaspoonful of cayenne. 3tlr in two tablespoonfuls of melted butter, the juice of one onion and vin egar to make a thin paste. The story is told of a fussy man at a hotel in the west who sat down to a dinner of pork and beans. He re marked to the landlord that he never ate pork and beans. The landlord re plied: "Then help yourself to the mus tard." He was not lacking in hos pitality as long as there was mustard that wasn't refused. Berry Muffins. —Mix thoroughly two cups of sifted flour, one-half teaspoon ful of salt 112 . turee teaspooufuls of baking powder. Cream one-fourth of a cup of butter, add a half cup of sugar and the well-beaten yolk of one egg. a cup of milk and the flour mix ture; beat well. Add the white of egg beaten stiff, and stir in a heaping cup of well-washed blueberries, drained and rolled in flour. 15nke in muffin pans about 20 minutes. Fried Apples. —Core and pare the apples, cutting in thin slices. Lay in a granite pan with butter, sprinkle with sugar and place in the oven to bake until tender. Serve around filed sausage. The apples may be fried in some of the sausage fat, add ing a little sugar. Serve hard sauce In the halves of lemons or oranges, decorate the edges with a scallop if liked. Stereotypeo Reply. Mrs. A. —Well, if it isn't Mrs. 11. What a stranger you are! Why, it's quite five years since 1 saw you. Mrs. B.—Yes. Why haven't you been to see me? Mrs. A. —Oh, dear! you know how bad the weather's been. OLD AND NEW WORLD BRIEFS FOR THE BUSY The Board of Bishops of the Meth> odist Episcopal Church recommended the rescinding of the rule against cer tain so-called worldly amusements. George E. Marsh, the Lynn, Mass., soap manufacturer, who was murder ed recently, left many bequests to charities in and around Lynn. The Detroit budget for the next fis cal year calls for |9,000,531, compared with $7,311,161 for the current year. The Council of Ministers at Con stantinople decided to reopen the Dar danelles under the same conditions as prevailed before the closure oil April 18. Mrs. L. O. Martin of Columbus, Ga., shot and killed a farm hand who, she says, insulted her. She was not ar rested. It was announced at Constantinople that the Archipelago American Steam ship Company's steamer, the Texas, was sunk in the Gulf of Smyrna by a shell fired from a fort, and not by a mine, as at first reported. Secretary Knox left Washington for New Orleans and the Pacific Coast; he will be absent from Washington until May 15. The German Centrists will intro duce a bill in the Reichstag, making dueling in the army a penal offense and involving the instant dismissal of any officers who take part in such af fairs. The army transport Buford sailed from San Francisco for the west coast of Mexico to relieve distressed Ameri can citizens there. Refugees arriving at San Francisco told of tho brutal murder of an American citizen by out laws. THE MARKETS. (New York Wholesale Prices.) MILK.—The wholesale price is 314 c P'r quart in the 26c zone or sl.Ol per 4U ijuart can delivered in New York. Butter. Creamery, specials 36 ®.. Extras (fi35V4 Firsts 34 fy 35 Seconds 33 fj) 33 Thirds 29 ®3l State dairy, finest 34 ©35 (Jood to prime 30 @33 Common to fair 25 it29 Eggs. State, Pa., and nearby, hennery white, fancy, new laid 22H@23 State, Pa . and nearby, selected white, fair to good 21 (??22 Gathered brown, mixed colors.. 1920 Brown, hennery, fancy 21 ill l'a Western gathered, white ... 21 Kxtra 2 1 V& \i 22 Duck eggs 23 cer>24 iHii'k eggs, Ky. and Tenn IS (ft 21 Duck eggs, western 19 (ft 22 Goose eggs 25 (ytO Live Poultry. Fowls, via express 14 fl>.. Fowls, via freight, per lb @l4 Roosters, per lb $lO Turkeys, mixed hens and toms per lb @l3 Ducks, per lb sl4 Geese, per lb 8 ( <v 9 Guinea, per pair (6 60 Pigeons, per pair <@3o Vegetables. Asparagus, dozen bunches . ...1,00fj>3.25 Artichokes, per drum 3.00(94.00 Means. Florida, per basket ....1.0062.50 Beets, S. C., per 100 bunches .. I.OOfaM.OO Beets, old, per barrel 1.00(^1.50 Carrots— S. <' , per 100 bunches l 00(8 I 00 New Orleans per 100 bunches .2 00*a3.00 Old, per barrel or bag 3.00 fa 3.50 Cucumber, Flu., per basket ... .I.oo<S'l 50 Cabbages— S. C., new per crate 2.00<£?2.75 S C., new, per basket 1.00^1.25 Fla., new, per crate 2.0063.00 Fla., new, per basket 1.00fM.37 Fin , new, red, per crate 2.00 63.00 Fla . new, red, per basket .... 1.00@1.37 Chicory, per barrel 10062.00 Per basket 2.0063.00 Eggplants, Fla., box or bskt., .2.006325 Escarol. N. 0., per barrel 1.00@13.00 Horseradish, per 100 lbs 3.5064.50 Kale, per barrel 80$1.00 Kohlrabi, N. «)., per 100 bchs . .3.0065.00 I.ettuce, per basket 5002.25 Lime beans Fla., per basket . .2.00® 4.00 Onions— Bermuda, per crate 1.90tf1>2.00 Texas, per crate 1.7562.75 Domestic, old, crate or bag.... 150^4.50 Okra, per carrier 1.0062.50 Peas, per basket 1.2563.50 Peppers, bbls., boxes or carriers 1.0062.50 Parsnips, per bbl 2.5063.00 Romaine, per basket 505>1.25 Per barrel 2.00 6 3.00 Per box 75(5) 1.25 Radishes, per barrel 7561.25 Per basket 4061.25 Rhubarb, 100 bunches 1.50(ft4.00 Shallots, per barrel 3.0064.00 Spina< h, per barrel 1.5062 50 Squash— Fla., white, per box 1.00(3)1.25 Per basket 506 75 Yellow, cn»oked-neck per box. 1,0061.50 Per basket 5061.00 Old, Hubbard, per bbl 1.00(91.50 Turnips. Rutabaga, per bbl 1.00 62.00 Tomatoes, Fla , per carrier ....1,0063.25 Watercress, per 100 bunches ..1.00(3 2.00 Hothouse. Cucumbers. No. 1, per dozen .. 50<ft» 75 No. 2, per box 2.50(^3.50 Culls, per box 1.00 62.00 Cauliflowers nearby, per dozen .2.0063.00 Lettuce, per dozen 25(0 75 Mushrooms. 4-lb basket 7561.40 Mint, per dozen bunches 506 75 Radishes, per 100 bunches 1.0061.50 Tomatoes, per lb 106 25 Potatoes. Bermuda, new. No. 1. per bbl . .f»,oofs7 00 Bermuda, new. No. 2. per bbl ..5.0065.50 Fla., new white, No. 1 per bbl. Fla., new, red, No. 1, per bbl. .4.5065.50 Fla., new. No. 2. per bbl 3.0064.00 Fla., culls, per barrel 2.00^3.<>0 State, per 180 lbs 3 f»2(f?3.87 State, per bag 3.5063.75 Maine, per ISO lbs 3.7564.00 Maine, per bag 3.5064.00 European, per 168-lb bag 1.25^2.25 Sweets, Jersey, No. 1, pet- bskt. Sweets, southern, per bbl ... .2.5063.00 Yams, southern. p°r bbl Live Stock. REEVES. —Medium to choice steers at s7.4or,'i 8.05 per 100 lbs. Oxen sold at $4 7: bulls $4.95(07.15: 1 fancy bull, $7.40; cows, $2.65<fp6 25. Dressed beef steady. CAT/VES.—Common to choice veals at $7(5?9.25 per 100 lbs.: culls. ss<fr6.so. Dressed calves at lliyi4H»c: choice. 15c; for city dressed veals, country dressed at 9%@13c. _ SHEEP AND TjAMßS. —Common to fairly good unshorn lambs at 10.50 per 100 lbs.; clipped lambs at SSSO (ft 10; clipped culls at $7.50; common clip ped ewes and bucks at St>; Maryland spring lambs at per bend. Dressed mutton at per lb.; dressed lambs at 17019 c: country dressed hot house lambs at $4(0)7 per carcass HOGS. —$8(0)8.25 per 100 lbs. Country dressed hogs at 7(??10c. per lb. HAY AND STRAW.—Hav. large bales, timothy, prime, 100 lbs., $1.05: No ?. to No. 1, $ 1.10 61.60: shinning, $1.30# 1.35; clover, mixed light. heavy, Straw, lon rye, 95cfc$105; oat, 75f?80c. Spot Markets at a Glance. Wheat. No. 2 red, elev 1.20J4 Oats, stand arc! 63 v{ Flour spring patent, bbl 5.70 Corn, steamer, yellow nom. TLard. prime, 100 lbs 1140 Tallow, city hhds 0«Ho Pork, mess, bbl 20.75 Coffee. Rio No. 7, lb 14^0 Tea. Formosa, lb 14 Sugar, fine, gran, lb 5.20 c Stngar raw. IT> 39850 Butter, creamery 3fi Cheese, specials . 15% Eggs, firsts 20 Cotton 1140 Tobacco — Havana R. P 55 Conn., wrapper 60 INHWMONM. SUNMTSOIOOL LESSON (By K. O. SETXERS, Director of Even ing Department, The Moody Bible In stitute of Chicago.) LESSON FOR MAY 12. THE LAW OF LOVE. T.ESSON TEXT— Luke 6:27-38; Rom. IS: 8-10. GOLDEN TEXT—"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thy Belt."—Rom. 13:19. Jesus set forth ■while seated upon the mountain delivering what is usual ly termed as the Sermon on the Mount, those principles the working out of which have changed the his tory of mankind. Last week and the week before there, wera presented principles that in their application are the very opposite to the natural desires of the human heart. 'ln this lesson we have the summary, the con clusion of the whole matter, and next we shall study some of the applica tions of these new principles. "I say unto all you who hear." Not all who listened that <iay, even among the disciples, really heard what Jesus was saying. As for Illustration these truths did not grip the heart and life of Judas. So it Is today, having ears to hear they hear not. Jesus com mands those having ears to hear but cautions them to take heed what we hear and adds that to us who do hear, shall yet more be given. (Mk. 4:24). Things It Teaches and Why. "Love your enemies'* is not alone a teaching of the Christian faith. It j may be found under the old Jewish | dispensation and even among heathen [ philosophers but In each of these in- ; stances it does not convey the im pression nor carry with it the com- j mand it dops when Jesus utters these words. The life of Jesus is a wonder ful exemplification of the truth he la seeking to teach. In his case the words are a command and the execu tion of that command he promises, later, to make possible to all of his followers by the aid of tho Holy Spirit. We are to pay for curses with blessings, and for insults by prayers, and the man who eo conducts his life shall be happy. "Oh," but someone exclaims, "have I not certain inalien able rights? Does not the other fel low's liberty end where my nose he gins?" Certainly we have rights but the right to suffer for Christ's sake is far greater than our right to defend ourselves. God will attend to our rights provided we obey his word. True those who ask may be unworthy, but God is kind to the unworthy as well as to those who are worthy. It is noticeable that Jesus does not tell us to give to every one who asks that particular thing that is asked for; God does not thus answer our peti tions. Ofttimes requests come the literal granting of which we know would be detrimental to the> best in terests of the petitioner or perhaps work hardship upon those dependent upon us. For illustration, the grant ing of whisky to a drinking man; giv ing money to a street beggar when bread is needed by the children or others whom God has intrusted to our care. Many foolish and fanciful in terpretations and applications have been made of these words. Application Is Definite. The simple application of the Gold en Rule Is however a very definite, positive and comprehensive matter, vastly different from the negative proposition of Confucius. "As ye would, so do ye." Do you want friends? Be friendly. Do you want others to sell goods to you? You must buy of them. Do you wish to have others talk about you at your backs? Then you begin at once to talk about others at their backs. Love ex pressed merely for those who love us will soon dry up, the circle constantly growing smaller. That is simply re fined selfishness. See verses 32 to 34. It is in these opposite traits we are to set the distinguishing marks of a Christian. We should recall the contrasts Je sus gave in this whole passage. The rich and the poor, the woes and the joys, the well spoken of and those of his kingdom who shall be hated. To love those who love us not, to do good to those who despitefully use us, to lend not expecting any return. Who is sufficient for these things? Those who are in deed and in truth citizens of this new kingdom. Paul sets not only a strong emphasis upon the teaching of Jesus, but he express ly refers to the Mosaic command ments, enumerating four of them, and adds that, if these do not include the others—"if there be any other com mandment"—it can be kept when a man obeys this obligation to love his neighbor. Indeed, how can we say we love God, whom we have not seen If we love not our brothers, whom we have seen? Paul's picture of heathenism in the first chapter of Romans is a striking; illustration of tho lack of this redeem ing trait of love. Well may we pause and ask this question, "What have I done today that only a Christian would do?" There is absolutely no fixed standard of morals, they are de pendent upon many modifications of time, surroundings, culture, etc., but the Christian has here an absolutely fixed standard whereby to govern his life and actions. He Is to love those who love him not; to be kind and merciful; not In words only but In deeds of kindness. V 20 Pretty Rooms y|ykfe in this gppf FREE BOOK —don't you want to see them ? Peep into other people's new homes anil get the latest ideas for your oivn decorating. Out book tells about the FREE Color Plans out expert designers will send you foranyroomi you wish to decorate. You will be glad to know more about Ahlnstiifts The Beautiful Wall Tint •o exquisite in color and quality It it used In the mo* expensive modern homes though It costs Wr less than wall paper or paint. Kalaorniue colors appear bawb and crude beside the aoft-bued Alabastine tints. Goes furthest on the walls and is easiest to use. Full direc tions on every package—simply mi* with cold water and put on. Does not chip, peel or rub off. 16 Beautiful Colors and With our Color Plans vou can easily haw the I "|| most artistic home in your \f Bjl \ v neighborhood. Send for our FREE BOOK IvTHf Full 5 lb. pkg. White 50c. 1 Alabastine Company | |||||^ 56 Orandvllle Rojd, Grand Raoids. Micb. New Y«k City, Desk 6. 105 V*4tcr St. Peerless Renewed Cars None Better at Any 'Price. A PEERLESS? car. owitiß to th of original material anil workmanship, Is jiracti cully good an new when overhauled and painted. They are Guaranteed the as new ears. We have In our Used Cir Department our dif ferent models ranging In price from 8600.00 up. What Price Do You Want to Pay? If you own,.i PEERLESS you own the BEST, no matter what model Send for our booklet describing RE-BUILT PEERLESS CARS. PEERLESS MtTOH CAR CO. ol New York 1 760 Broadway New York City As a stimulant an ounce of censure Is often worth a pound of praise. A pure, mild and potent laxative, Gartleld Teal All druggists. If a woman's judgment is bad she trusts her intuition. Kill the Flies Now and Prevent disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do It. Kills thousands. Lasts all season. 15 cents / each at. dealers or six sent prepaid for SI.OO. / 11. SO.MERS, 150 De Kalb Av., Brooklyn, N.Y. 'As soon as a woman discovers that she Is unable to reform her husband ehe begins on her neighbors. Fell. Mrs. Murphy—So you son Dlnnisfeli from his airyoplane? Sure, Oi thought he was learnin' to fly in a corrispon dence school. Mrs. Casey—He was, but he shtopped short in the middle ot' a les son.—Lippincott's. Might Not Get the Children. A young lady of ten wa? discussing her fiSture with her mother. "Yes, momtnle," she said, "I shall get married and I shall have four chil dren." "That will be nice!" commented the mother. "No!" continued the young lady after a minute or two of deep thought. "Maybe I won't have four children. I might marry a bachelor!" —Saturday Evening Post. / Having Fun. The brilliant wit of the bar looked at the moon-faced farm laborer and I winked at his friends and whispered, j "Now we'll have some fun." I"Have you been married?" he be gan. "Ye-e-es," stammered the laborer, "once." "Whom did you marry?" "A w-w-woman, sir." "Come, my good man, of course it was a woman. Did you ever hear of any one marrying a man?" "Ye-e-es, sir; my sister did." ' What's the ' Use ol Cooking When you don't have to? Post Toasties are skillfully and fully cooked at the factory —ready to serve direct from package with cream and sugar if you like. These thin bits of toasted com (sold by grocers) are crisp, delicious, satisfying and convenient. "The Memory Lingers" Ma'io by Poatum Cereal Company, Ltd. Pure Food Factories Battle Creek, Mich. V J \
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