Partially Petrified. Last Friday, George Yeater, of Sedalia, superintended removing the remains of >frs. Arehio Cox to Clinton. She was buried on her husband's farm in Benton County, near Quincy, thirty-three years ago. The collin was in pretty good con dition, also the silk dress in which the deceasod was buried. The strauge thing about the remains was that about one- half of the body was turned to stone and the balance left a skeleton.— Wartaio (Mo.) En terprixe. Not a Local Disease Because Catarrh affects your head, It Is not there fore a local disease. If it did not exist In your blood. It could not manifest Itself in your nose. The blood now in your brain is before you finish reading this article, back in your heart agalu and soon distributed to your liver, stomach, kidneys, ami so on. What ever Impurities the blood docs not carry away, cause what we call diseases. Therefore, when you have Catarrh a snuff or other luhalaut can at most give only tem. porary relief. Tho only way to effect a cure Is to attack the disease in the blood, by taking aconstltu" tional remedy like Hood's Sarsaparllla, which elimi nates ail impurities and thus permanently cures Catarrh. The success of Hood's SarsapariHa As a remedy for Catarrh Is vouched for by many people It bus cured. N. U. lie sure to get Ilood's. MSS 1 FARM-POULTRY 8 W'ts, practical poultry magazine; r ho*! pouMry paper pub I i year 4<to., if you mention this paper/ humpiu irtv. 1. S, Johnson & Co., %t Custom House Boston, Jnus. MAKE Condition POWDER nichlv concentrated. Doso small. In quantity costs less than a tenth cent a day. Prevents and cures all diseases. Good for young chicks and moulting hens. Sample for torts In stamps. Ave packs sl. I-arg«* 2 1 4 lb. can, W mail, $1.20. Six lara® < "ns, &>, express |>rt>ymi«l. Karni-Poultrv one year (price 00c), and large con M, 0. I S JOIINSOM & CO., 22 Custom House St., Boston, Mass. Taking butter from milk i was known in the earliest times. It was left for our time to make a milk of cod liver oil. Milk, the emulsion of but ter, is an easier food than butter. Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil is an easier food than cod-liver oil. It is rest for digestion. It stimulates, I helps, restores, digestion; j and, at the same time, sup plies the body a kind of j nourishment it can get in no other way. SCOTT & POWNB. Chemists, 132 Sou'h sth Avenue, New York. Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil—all druggists everywhere do. gi. 21 "German Syrup" Here is an incident from the South —Mississippi, written in April, IS9O, just after the Grippe had visited that country. "I am a farmer, one of those who have to rise early and work late. At the beginning of last Winter I.was on a trip to the City of Vicksbnrg, Miss.,where I got well drenched in a shower of rain. I went home and was soon after seized with a dry, hacking cough. This grew worse every day, until I had to seek relief. I consulted Dr. Dixon who has since died, and he told me to get a bottle of Boschee's German Syrup. Meantime my cough grew worse and worse and then the Grippe came along and I caught that also very severely. My condition then compelled me to do something. I got two bottlesof German Syrup. I began using them, and before taking much of the second bottle, I was entirely clear of the Cough that had hung to me so long, the Grippe, and all its bad effects. I felt tip-top and have felt that way ever since." PETER J. BRI.YLS, Jr., Cayuga, Hines Co., Miss. & DADWAY'O n PILLS d The Great Liver alii Stomacli Remedy For the cure of all disorders of the stomach. Liver, Dowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, Los* of Appetite, Headache, Constipation, Costlveness, In (llKCfttion, Hlliousneis, H-ver, Inflammation of tho lJviweiS. Pile* and all doi au,'-meat < of too Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, or deleterious dru^s. PERFECT DIGESTION way's PUN every morning, about tea o'clock, as a dinner pll . By so doing SICK HEADACHE Dyspepsia, Foul Stomncb, Biliousness, will be avolde I and the food that IH eaten contrioute *ts uourlstilu < properties lor tne support of tun natural waste of tho body. iff Observe the following symptoms result in < from Disease of the Digestive «»rguns ; coustlpatlou, Inward Piles, Fullness ««r the Blood in the Ilea l, Acidity of the SiomueU, is a Urea, Heurtbu u, DlrfgUMt «>r Food, Fullness or Weight m the otoinaeh, Sour Kruetatlons, sinking «>r Fluttering ot the Heart. Choiclng or Suffocating Sensations when in a lying posture, Dimness 01 Vision, Dots or W'fiw before the Sight, Fever and bull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellownessol' the .skin anil F.ye<, Pulu in the Side, Chest, Limbs, and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning In the Flesh. A few doses of HA II WAY'S Pll, LM will freo the sy item of all the above named dinor.ters. Price '2.1 ctw. i*r box. Sold by nil druggists. Send a letter stamp to 1111. KADWA > »V CO., No. ll'Z Warren street. New \ork. ; t"~ Informa tion worth thousands will be sent to von. TO THE PUBLIC. Be sure and a*l; loi UADWAY'S and see that the name " HADWAY " is 011 what you buy. ______ THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Dreadful—Old Joko in New Gnlsc— AVorks llotli Ways—More Advan tages—The Exception, Ktc., Ktc. Oh, when will my heart find a oura for the smart That Cupid has loft with his mischievous dart? _ For my pretty typewriter has iaiil she will be A simple amanuensister to mo —Judge. WORKS BOTH WATH. Dr. Pundit —"What do you think of education its a promoter of morality ?" Mr. O. B. Server—"Well, it turns out some mighty intelligent criminals." —Puck. CONSISTENCY AMONG THIEVES. "We will be consistent to the end," said one Western horse thief to au other. "Yes," was the reply, "we will hang together." OI.D JOKE IN NEW GUISE. The Wife —"Before we married you promised to let mamma come to visit us as often as she pleased." The Husband —"Well, she lias C2ascd to please."— Life. THE EXCEPTION. Madison Squeer—"They say that one half the world doesn't know how the other half lives. Morrison E?sex—"The man who wrote that never lived in a small towu."— Puck. MORE ADVANTAGEOUS. "My husband hasn't treated me very well, lately, but I'llget even with him." said Maud. "I wouldn't if I were you," re turned Estelle. "I'd get a'aead of him." Chicago News. A SIMPLE RECIPE. "Your hard-wood floors arc always so exquisitely polished, How do you man age to keep them so?" "I put chamois-skin trousers on the children, and let them play ou the floor," —Harper's Bazar. WHY nE CAME THROUGH TnE HATH. Wife (to husband coaling in under an umbrella, dripping)—" Goodness, Harry, why did you come through all that rain?" Harry (pleasantly)—" Because, love, I couldn't come over it, or uuder it, or around it."— Detroit Free Press. AN OVERLOOKED EXTRA. "You have omitted one item," said tho departing guest to the landlord. "What's that?" asked mine host. "The bookkeeper said good-morning to me to-day, and you've forgotten to charge for it."— llirpcr's Bazar. It ATnEH CAKELESS. Polly—"So you are really and truly engaged—how did it come about?" Patsy—"Well, papa said he didn't care, mamma said she diun't care, Jack said he didn't care, aud I'm sure I didn't care, so we became engaged."— Pmtk. REFLECTION ON PISCATORIAL VERACITY. "It is a great pity," said the sports man's wife after he had told her of his day's experience. "What is?" he asked. "That a fish can't grow as rapidly before it is caught as it does afterward." LET WELL ENOUGH ALONE. Carruthers —"That scoundrel Filking called me an ass!" Waite—"He didn't prove it, did he?" Carutbers—"No; but ■" Waite—"Well, then, I wouldn't say anything more to inflame him."— Neto York lleraltl. THE MARTYR. "Yes; my wife is learning Delsarte, my daughter is learning elocution, and my boy is learning the mandolin. Oh, we shall soon be the most accomplished family in town." "We? What are you learning, pray?" "To endure." BEYOND REPROACH. Mr. Ducats—"l have my doubts about that young Paul Knight who comes to ace you so often. Do you consider him a steady young man!" Dina Ducats— "Why,yes; seven nights in the week is pretty steady, isn't it, papa?"— Puck. FIGURATIVELY BLED. Gargoyle—"There's been a great im provement in raedicino lately. For in stance, doctor's don't bleed patient 3 as they used to." Bloobumper—"Don't they! Well, I paid a doctor's bill of §4OO only last week."— ljOicell Citizen. AN ACROBATIC INSTRUMENT. Hicks—"They tell me that Smith has taken to playing the trombone. I never knew he had an ear for music." Wicks—"His ear is :ill right, but he'll never make a success on the trombone. His arms ure too short to bring out the long notes."— Boston Transcript. TIIE ONLY TIME. Mrs. Norm—"lt was the mistake of inv life when I said 'Yes' at the time you asked me to marry you." Mr. Njrris—"Humph! You'd never have had the chance; it I ha.i known that you were going to say 'No' to every thing I asked you afterward." — Puck. A SECOND HARVEST. Mr. Urban—"Your farm looks splen did; I never saw any fields so free from weeds." Undo Iluin-tead—"Yes; we had a lot of city In.aiders last summer, and the numtu folks picked awry bit of yoldou rod an' all the other troublesome stuff ofl of them."— Puck. CAUSE FOR ANGER. Spatts (to the grocer)—" You seem angry, Mr. Peck." Peck—"l am. The inspector of weights and measures has just been in." "Ila, ha! Ho caught you giving fifteen ounces to the pound, did he?" "Worso than that. He said I'd been giving seventeen."— New York Sun. NATURE ASSERTED HER RIGHTS. Fashionable Physician (in surprise, to patient)—" Why, you'ro getting bettor 1" Patient—"Yes, doctor," Fashionable Physician (incensed) "Well, didn't 1 tell you there was no hope for you?" Patient (meekly)—" Yes, doctor, you must excuse me; but I couldu't help it." —Pack. AMONG TIIE COMING EVENTS. Seedy Wanderer—"Needing any show ers in this part of the country?" Farmer—"Of course not. Can't you see everything's drowned out?" Seedy Wanderer (much dejected)— "Yes, it looks that way. Say, can't you give a plate of cold victuals to a poor rainmaker out of a job?"— Chicago Tribune, moo? OF WOMAN'S F.'STNESS. Miss Yassar —"The day will come when women will beat men in all kinds of racing contests." Mr. Harvard—"llow can you prove it." Miss Yassar —"By mathematical calcu lation. While amiss makes a mile, it takes any quautity of men to make a league."— Baltimore American. MONKISH REPARTEE. Fallicr Gerard, a Trappist monk, on one of his travels happened to 3it at tho dinner-table opposite to a wag who had the effrontery to ask him: "Can you tell me, Father, what differ ence there i3 between a mo lk and a mon key?" "Only the width of tho table, monsieur," was the curt reply. AN OPTIMIST. Ragged Robbin—"Well, dis is what I calls a streak o' luck!" Tired Tim—"Wot's dat!" Ragged Robbin—"Fifteen-dollar suit reduced to §7.98." Tired Tim—"Humph! I can't see how dat effects you." Ragged Itobbin—"l've got eight cents here an' now I'm only §7.90 short in stead o' §14.92." — Puck. A CURIOUS BUMP OP CURIOSITY. Popinjay—"Youngnoodle has a large bump of curiosity." Ponsonby—'Never noticed it." Popinjay—"Ho has, though. Some time ago he bought a nickel clock guar anteed for a year, but it really ran ac curately for two years." Ponsonby—"What of that?" Popinjay—"Well, hu had to break the clock to pieces to see what was the matter with it."— Jewelera' Circular. TIIE WILD OATS CROP. Gilhooly—"What u wouderful thing the electric light is."' Gus l)e S^ith—"Yes, it is wonderful. I expect after a while it will bo used to make the crops grow, instead of the sun." "There are some crops now that thrive by electric light." "Nonsense." •'No nonsense about it. There are lots of young men in New York who sow most of their wild oats by electric light.''— Terns Sifting*. TURN ABOUT. Sceptical Patient (to Faith Doctor) "How do you propose to cure this pait in my chest, doctor?" Faith Doctor —"1 shall pass my hands over your chest a few times, then tell you the pain is gone, and it will bo gone." Patient—"Ah, yes) Will you dine with me, doctor? You cau perform the cure afterward." Doctor—" With pleasure!" Patient—"Well, take tbis loaf of oread, and ru'o it on your stomach a few times and say you have had your diuner, and you will have had it. If the experi ment is a success we will goon with the chest cure."— Puck. Infringing on ail Ancient Idea. "There is no new thing under the sun." Messrs. Roberson, of Long Acre, in the course of their business of supply ing artists with pigments become pos sessed from time to time of remains of the great Egyptians to be indue course ground up by them and sold in tubes as "mummy" paint. Tho tirm recently lent a piece of the beautiful woven and preserved linen bandages in which a high priest and keeper of the baths had been preserved to be shown at some cou versazioue or lecture in the Midlands. The texture and quality excited great admiration amongst the audience, which culminated in something like astonish ment upon the declaration of a manufac* turer that this fabric, woven perhaps by a contemporary of Moses, contained the same dispositiou of threads which he had independently invented and patented only a year ago."— Tht Pall Mull Gu zttte. The New Alps Tunnel. The Simplon tunnel, according to th« latest plans, would cost $16,000,000. It would pierce the Pontine Alps, in the canton of Valois, at a height of 11,121 feet above the sea. Its length would be 117,000 feet, or 22.1 iniles. Tho cost of the tunnel is estimated at $13,450,000, and the approaches and interest on capi tal will bring the auount needed up to that first stated. — Chicago IYeics. Deer are reported to be exceedingly nuinesoiis in tho eastern aud njrtheru l>«rU of Mttiuci A Long Night Rednced. The long Polar night will he hence forth more bearable to the 2000 inhab itants of Hammerfest, in Norway, the northern most village of Europe. Electric light has been introduced into every house in the hamlet. The power is brought from three small streams a short distance from Hammerstein, whose cur rents are so strong and swift that the water does not freeze even in winter. The people of the town have reason, in deed, to be grateful to the inventor of the electric light. The long night begins at Hammerstein cn November 18 and lasts until January 23, so that the ar tificial illumination will be of service for sixty-six days. On the other hand, it will be practically useless and unneces sary from May 10 to July 20, during which time the sun never ceases to shine. Hammerstein lies in north latitude 70 degrees 30 minutes 15 seconds. At 07 degrees 23 minutes, north latitude, tlio longest night lasts one month; at 09 degrees, 51 minutes it lasts two months, and at 73 decrees 40 minutes, three months. The polar night is shortened and the polar day is lengthened by the refraction of light. The inhabitants of Hammerstein, in fact, have no real night between March 30 and September 12. Nan York Tribune. McSwlney's Gun. Near Horn llead, County Donegal, Ireland, there is a hole in the rocks called McSwiney's gun. It is on the seacoast and is said to have connection with a cavern. When the nor.tn winds blows and the sea is at half flood, the wind and the waves enter the cavern and send up jets of water fr >m the "gun" to a height of more than 100 feet. The jets of water are accompanied by explosions which may be heard for miles. — St. Louis Republic. **A Yard <il lloufH." One of the popular paintings at the New York Academy of Design was a yard-long panel t»l lto*es. A crowd was always boforo it. One art critic exclaimed, "Such a hit of nature should heloug to all the people, it ii too beautiful for one mm to hide away." The Com pani<ni % of Boston, seizad tho idea, and spent twenty thousand doll in to reproduce the painting, /he result has been a triumph of artistic delicacy an 1 color. The Companion makes an autumn gift of this copy of tho paintin; to eauh of it* five hundred thousand hubscribers. Any others who may subscribe now for tho first time, an I request it, will receive *' The Yard of Kjie*," without extra charge while the edition lasts. Hesides the gift of this boiiitUul pict irj all new subscribers will receive The Com/union tree from the time the subscription is receive i till January First,including thi Thanksgiving and Christmas Double Numt>ers,and for a full year from that date. Mho price of The Com panion is $1.76 a year. Every family shoti.il take this brightest and test of illustrated literary papers in addition to its local paper. "SPOON cabinets" are leing made to hold "souvenir spoons." lie Struck It Klch. What would you think if some one that you knew to be responsible would offer to givj you a well stocked (general store for one year's work? You would, no doubt, consider it big jay and jump at the chance. Well, such things have been done ant are being done riuht a ong. Messrs. It. F. Johnson A- Co., of Richmond, Va., number anion/ their em ployes many men wno eam the value of a llrst cla-s store every year. W. F. Davis worked for them awhile, then o» en«'d a snutr general htore at Hick's Wharf, Matthews County,Va., and wrote ihis firm as follows: "I can only sty that I nive your business credit for what I am. If I were to meet with any bad luck, or lose wlr.it 1 have made, I am proud IO say that 1 could goto you lor employment and s«>o:i make another store." *1 hey can show you how io double and treble your inco ne, if you are in any business employing a capital of less thau S'liXM; and if you are not in any business at all, they will cnaole you to he in a short time, if you will take their advice. They want a g »od honest man or woman In every coun ry in ihe Union to manage a busi ness that will yield handsome returns. Write them at once tor information. I'r<»veiit* riieuinonia. Dr. Hoxsie'sCertain Croup Cure positively prevents pneumonia diphtheric, and mem braneous croup. It has no rival. »Sold by Jrug gi*ts or will be mailed oil receipt of 50 eta. Ad* dreas A. I'. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. Y. 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JSB hSftSS found— (he fountain of IK'iTimltl youth. Mar velous, but true. All. well or ill, young or old, need them. Particulars FU KK A«i:nw Wamhh. Ikm't Wit it for our largfud., but write today. Ilea III* A. C«HVVlil«Uoti Co.# Uvx AWi Akron, O. Singular Place Names. Pennsylvania has twelve towns of post offices with very peculiar names, viz.: Stumptown, Bullskin, Shintown, Jugtown, Puckerty, Sin, Sis, Scrub grass, Hers, Man's Choice, Maiden's Choice and liird in Hand. North Carolina comes in a good second with Wolfscrape, Snake Bite, Que whiffie, Gap Civil and Shoe Heel. Maryland has Slabtown, Pompey Smash and Johnny Cake. Canada has Medicine Hat, Moose Jaw and Pollywog. Ohio has Slick, Rattlesnake and Kill buck. Nebraska has a Rawhide, Minnesota a Purgatory and Wisconsin a Topside.— St. Louit Republic. How'* This » We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot bo cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cur i. F. J. CHENEY <fe Co., Prop*.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the lant 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions, and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. \\ EST & TUL A*, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. WAI.DI.NO, KINNAN & MARVIN, wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's t'a.arrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per Ixittlc. Sold by all druggists. BY the laws of Texas a homestead cannot be touched for debt. The Interest Burden Is tile Title of the Great Speech of Luther 8. Kauffinan, delivered in the Hall of the House of Kepresentatives, Harrisburg.Ha.. before the State Hoard of Agriculture of Pennsylvania- It Ik a speech for the people and tor the times it is startling, logical, convincing. Every body is interested in it. Send for it. Price, for one copy, 25 cents; lor tive copies, £l. 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