THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ABE TOLD BY THE
PXTNJffT MEN OP THE FBESS.
A Wasted Talent—The Wrong Flavor
—Started Him Off—Part Woald
Do—Willing to Do His Best, Kto.
She/had ntudied not philosophy, nor had
iliillie.l with theosophy,
' Which often trios to lift the veil for just
a little look;
She avoided the piano, did Miss Ann Eliza
Hannah,
And devoted all her intellect to learning
how to cook.
With an earnest air and serious Bhe studied
stews mysterious.
And mastered all the processes of making
wholesome bread;
Har pies were each a poem, and she would
proudly show 'em.
"Oh, how lucky will lier husband bel" her
friends an:l neighbors said.
But, alas! for all endeavor, that forever and
forever
Showeth faith to bo a carping fiend, of dis
position cruel;
For the fellow that she married by dyspepsia
was so harried
Tnat he wouldn't let her coo!r a thing but
toast and tea and gruel.
—lndianapolis Journal.
ACCEPT THE FIRST WHO OFFERS.
Dolley—"Do you think that marriage
is a declining institution?"
Maud—"No, but refusing chances to
matry is."— Buffalo Express.
STARTED HIM OFF.
"Did your father i;ive you a good start
in life?"
"Well—it was forcible and the old
man put his best foot forward when he
did it.''— Truth.
CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.
"Are you the owner of this house,
Jones?"
"I was before the baby was born. I
am under the impression the nurse owns
it now."— Judge.
THE WRONG FLAVOR.
Mrs. Beach—"l think you have made
a mistake."
Grocer—"How so, Madam?"
Mrs. Beach—"This sqnd tasts salty.
I wanted it sweetened."
PART WOULD DO.
He (tenderly)—" Don't you feel chilly,
darling? Wouldn't you like my coat to
put around you?"
She (shyly)—"l thinlc your sleeve will
be sufficient."— Boston Courier.
WILLING TO DO HIS BEST.
"Johnny," said the pretty teacher;
"what is a kiss?"
"I can't exactly put it in words,"
returned the boy; "but if yer really
wautcr knosv, I can show ycr."
AN OVER SUPPLY.
The New Rector—"l find the work
in this parish very interesting indeed."
Miss A.—"l should thiuk you might;
there are ten unmarried girls to every
man in the congregation."— Life.
MARKED DOWN. ' 7 V
George—"A penny for your thoughts,
Jessie."
Jessie—"That's a bargain."
George—"Well, what were you think
ing of."
Jessie—"You!"— Puck.
WELL UP.
Maiden Aunt—"lf your mother had
charge of you now she'd make you goto
bed before this."
Youug Nephew—"Not much she
wouldn't. Ma's in London and it's
broad daylight there now."— Truth.
BANTER BEHIND Til S SCENES.
"You appear to have caught 'em,"ob
served tho manager, as the leading actor
came rushing hastily behind the scenes.
"Yes," said the actor, wiping the re
mains of a belated egg from the folds of
his Roman toga and dodging a cabbage
fired after him from one of the private
boxes, "everything seems to be coming
my way."— Chicago Tribune.
SHE WAS HAPPY TO KNOW HIM.
Charlie Youngnoodle—"l say, Johnny,
have you ever heard your sister Minnie
speak of me?"
Little Johnnie (entertaining him, till
Minnie "comes down") —"Yes; she 1
says she's awfully happy to know yer." 1
Charlie Youngnoodle (flushed) —"That
all, Johnny?"
Little Johnny—"No, she says as yer
buy her candy and friendship rings and :
other nice things. Harold Knowles, who
she marries next inonAi, can save his
money."— Jewelers? Circular.
HER WISH.
"I wish I was a star," he sakl, smil
ing at his own poetic fancy.
"I would rather you were a comet,"
alio said, dreamily.
His heart beat tumultously.
"And why?" he asked, tenderly, at
tho same time taking her unresisting lit
tle hands in his own. "And why?" he
repeated imperiously.
"Oh!" she said, with a brooding earn
estness that fell freezingly upon his soul,
"because then you would come round
only once every fifteen hundred years!"
—London Tib-Bits.
THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE.
Tramp (with an old school-book) —
"Say, mister, will yer kindly toll me
what lotter this is?"
Pedestrian—"Certainly. That's L.
Can't yon read?"
"No, sir; but I'm tryin' ter learn, an'
I sha'n't rest till I do, muther."
"I am delighted to find so laudable an
ambition in one of your class. You have
takon the right course at last."
"Yes, Rir. It's mighty rough on a
traveler liko mo not ter bo able to tell
whether a sign says 'Beware o' the Dog'
or 'Free Lunch Opening.' " — Good jb'etcs.
DISMEARTKNI NO.
District Attorney (disgustedly)
"Well, this job sickens me. I'm going
to hand in my resignation at once."
Friend—''Why, what's the matter?"
District Attorney—"Well, here I've
worked night and day on this murder
case, and had just succeeded in getting
such a complete chain of evidence that
any jury would have convicted the ac
cused without leaving the jury-box, when
along comes a substantiated confession
from a man who has just died in the
penitentiary that he committed the mur
der, and my six months' hard work goes
lor nothing."— Judge.
BEWARE OF T2IE OUNKEB.
Quester —"They tell me your friend,
Leery, has taken the notion he'd like to
be a gunner, and has purchased an outfit,
with the iutention of trying his hund at
the sport this fall. Is that so?"
Jester—"l've heard so."
Quester —"Well, if he ever goes out
with a party he'll be apt to be made
game of."
Jester—"Excuse me, sir, but if he is
the poor marksman they say he is, it will
be the unfortunate party that goes out
with him that will ba made game of."—
Boston Courier.
A TALE OP RETRIBUTION.
"If I were as Lean and Scrawny as
you are," said the Reporter they called
Fatty, "I would Hire Myself Out as a
Living Skeleton."
The Lean and Scrawny Reporter made
no Reply, but the City Editor came in
Presently and said:
"Fatty, theie is a Man at the Hospital
who has Lost Nine Square Inches of Skin
from his Back, and the Doctors waut
Nine Square Inches of Skin from a
Healthy Man to Replace it With. I want '
you togo and Furnish it."
So the Fat Reporter, with a sigh, went
to the Hospital and Contributed of his
Abundant Supply of Integument to save
the Life of a Fellow Being, while -the '
Lean Reporter went along and Wrote the i
Thing up.
Moral: It is Possible to have Too Much j
of a Good Thing.— Chicago Tribune.
SCENE ra A COUNTRY GROCERY STORK.
Tramp (entering)—" Say, could you i
let me have a glass of milk? I have no !
coin wid me, but I'll give ye five stamps, I
if that'll do."
Grocer (to get rid of him) —"All right
(pours out the milk), here's your milk." ,
Tramp drinks it, smaks his lips, :
stamps five times on the floor and walks {
toward the door. The grocer shouts to
him to come back. Tramp returns.
'•What do ver want?"
"My stamps, of course."
"Didn't I give them to you?" j
"No, of course not."
"Well, here they are again." (Stamps
five times more).
"Ah, I see; ha! ha! Well, that's a
pretty good joke, but I tell you what I'll
do; I'll give you a quarter to try that on
that fellow across the street there."
"Sh! Why he just gave me fifty
cents to try it on you."— Neic York
Press.
PAPA IN CLOVER.
Wife—"How in tho world can you
afford to buy those expensive cigars."
Husband—"l don't buy 'em."
"Dear, mel You don't mean to say
any friend of yours is rich enough to
give you such cigars, do you?"
"Well, no, not exactly. That young
man who has got so smitten with our
daughter "
"Huh! No more than she is with
him."
"Well, he's an agent or something for
a big firm of cigar importers, and gen
erally has his pockets lull of their best
samples. Well, after we goto bed, and
the lights are turned down, he takes
them out of his pockets and puts 'em on
the mantle-piece—to keep 'em from get
ting crushed, I suppose. Then when it
comes to leaving, between the desire to
skip out without making any noise at
such a late hour, and the pain of saying
good-night to our daughter, he forgets
all about them. I tell you, Mariah, our
daughter has been a pretty heavy ex
pense, but she's sort o' paying for her
self now."— 2few York Weekly.
Don't Put Coin in the Month.
"I can tell you," said a prominent
physician to a representative of the Call,
"what is a fruitful source of disease."
"And what is it?" "In riding In the
street cars you have no doubt seen pas
sengers, particularly women, take a
piece of coin from a pocketbook and
place it between the lips whilo waiting
for the conductor to come along. It is
a habit formed by mauy and a most
dangerous one." "Why?" "Did you
ever for a moment think," continued
tho physician, "where a piece of coin
may have been before it came into your
possession, to what use it may have been
put, or where its place of lodgment was?
I have known of many instances in which
coin has been used to close the eyes of
leperous Chinamen. Then again there
ure a certain class of women who are
supertitious and believe that if they will
place in their stocking the first piece of
coin they receive in the day luck will
follow them all day long, and how many
are thero who carry monoy in their boots
or shoes and draw it from there as
necessity demauds? Just thiuk of money
that has been used in the manner I have
described being placed between the lips
of any one—man or woman. Money
cariies with it many a blessing, but it
also carries many a curse, for bright as
it is it carries upon its face the germ of
many a disease, which is commuuicated
to the people in the manner I have de
scribed."—San Francisco Call.
Phosphorus for Matchos.
The amount of phosphorus cousumed
per aunum is about two thousand tons,
and is chiefly used in match making.
Hitherto chemicals were usod in iU
manufacture, but by a recent improve
ment the rair material and coke are
placed in a specially prepared furnace
aul electric heat is applied. The vapor
arising is condensed, and marketable
phosphorus is produced.— Pittsburg l)it
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| NEWS AND NOTES fOB WOMEN.
i Vests remain in favor.
I
Almost all skirts are worn plain. ,
i Dallas, Texas, has women notaries.
! Carmen Sylva writes her verses in red
: ink.
I The Princess of Wales has thirteen
I wigs.
I Florence Nightingale has just com
pleted her seventieth year.
Tho white veils of embroidered laca
are lovely to look at, but hard to see
through.
In Mexico young girls are called littls
chickens, and old girls are named old
chickens.
i Miss Ethel Griggs, a young American
lady, has achieved a decided success at
: Berlin as a whistler.
! Mrs. Mar-kay, wife of the Bonanza
millionaire, has a string of flawless dia
monds two yards long.
I England has * very large society called
the Association for the Assistance of La
dies in Reduced Circumstance.
In Antwerp, a woman has taken a
j prize in Flemish literature, which is
j offered by the State once in five years.
The girl who hunts has her sofa pil
lows filled with the plumage of birds
bagged by her own little self and shot
gun.
| Milking stools of white enamelled
wood, mahogany and polished oak are in
great demand for parlor corners and
' window seats.
! It is announced that a hospital for fe
male patients will shortly be erected in
Bosnia, all the modical officers of which
will be women.
I The chair of oratory in the University
of Honolulu, Sandwich Islands, has been
offered to Miss Norman C. Crawford, of
Minersville, Penn.
Cotton tapestry is the best kind of
covering for a couch that is in general
use, being clean, pretty and more dura
> ble than many stuffs.
It is rumored among the gay followers
of fashion that the chignon, which was
years ago a necessity in ladies' hair
dressing, will again bo brought to light
this winter.
There is a great tendency to use fancy
feathers in trimming toques, turbans and
capotes, which is probably the natural
outgrowth of the attempt in the spring
to trim with wings.
It is not generally known that a crepe
veil may be with propriety worn with a
handsome white dress. This is mora
suitable for ceremonious wear than for
every-day occasions.
Mrs. Wanamaker, wife of the Post
master General, is said to keep up a
regular correspondence with the 150
young girls who make up her Sunday
school class in Philadelphia.
Madame Rangoni, tho famous Italian
mountaineer, has recently made an as
cent to tho highest peak of the Orllcr
Mountains, which has never before been
reached by a female tourist.
The novelty in millinery silks up to
the present is shaded velvet and satin
antique. Among tho noticeable com
binations are mousso green and laven
der, and pink with dove gray.
In eighteen months Miss Kate Smith
rose from a SGO clerkshin under tho
Government to one with a .*ll6OO salary.
She is the only woman chief of division
in the service of the Government.
Laces are seen everywhere and are
special favorites. They are found on
dresses, mantles, capes and parasols.
They make a nice border for hats, and
are used not only for trimming t but as
chief material.
Mrs. Jennio C. Nixon, of Tennessee,
is professor of lhetoric and belles-lettres
in Newcombe College, New Orleans. She
is a clever newspaper woman, and has
done much editorial work for the
Southern papers.
Rosettes about the diameter of a two
shilling piece are mouuted on pius foi
the hair. These rosettes are inado of
narrower ribbon than the bows, whereas
the diamond in the midst of the double
circle of loops is often larger.
The daughters of the Empress Fred
erick, and sißters of the Kaiser, are at
tractive young women, though not beau
tiful. They have good complexions
and sparkling blue eyes, and resemble
their father more than their mother.
Lilian Cooke, who holds a diploma as
a doctor of medicine, has started for
Corea. She intends to establish a medi
cal mission for women and children at
Seoul, the capital. Corea is reported to
be showing a marked increase in trade
and prosperity.
Miss Laura White, sister of ex-Con
gressman J. D. White, is a professional
architect in Ashland, Ky. She is a
graduate of Ann Arbor, and was the.
woman who solved the difficult mathe
matical problem sent to that institution
from Oxford. England.
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A furious Xlsslle.
A curious missile was recently cut out
of the limb of a prominent citizen of
Mount Sterling, Ala., who was wounded
In that member in tho first battle of Ma
nassas. The citizen, Major James Mor
rison, has suffered from periodical break
ing out of the wounds which was situated
in the calf, but, though ptobed for
several times, all attempts to find the ball
proved unsuccessful. On last Friday,bow
ever, the doctors succeeded In discovering
and removing the irritating body, when
it was found to be no bullet, but a small
gold button. This was cleaned and was
found to be inscribed with the legend
"E. to R. Mizpah," in small German
lettering.
The button is perfectly round and
about the size of a buckshot, havibg a
small link attached, by which it waa
caught to a garment or watch chain, on
which it was in all probability worn as a
charm. In all likelihood it was hastily
crammed into the owner's musket when
out of ammunition aud in an emergency.
Major Morrison nuturallv prizes this
memento which he hits carried for thirty
one years, but pays he will return It to
the man who fired it if he still lives and
can relate the circumstances under which
he made use of it, which circumstances
were such as to impress the Major, and I
cannot have tailed to have remained in
tho mind of his assailant.
The button was in all probability the
loving gift of some fair young sweetheart
or faithful wife to her beloved boy in
blue, who will be glad to recover the
pretty trifle, which is none the worse for
its long hiding in the Major's leg, though
the latter is decidedly the better for its
removal, and is rapidly healing since the
operation.— P/iila<lel)>hUi Times.
Firing Shells at High Angles.
The new armor-piercing shells were
tested at Sandy Hook, N. J., on a recent
afternoon. One shot was firea with
some success, inasmuch as the projectile
knocked out a corner of the
steel instead of piercing it as it should.
This is probably accounted for, however,
bv the lact that the guu was sighted for
that portion of the plate so as to save it
for further shots and thus spare the ne
cessity of putting in a new shield at each
shot. The shell, which weighed 630
pounds, went through the plate and then
exploded in the barrier of sand immedi
ately in the rear of the shield. The pro
jectile passed through a second wooden
target about 100 yards behind the shield
and was found 800 yards from the gun.
The firing velocity of the gun is 870 feet
per second. This experiment was to de
termine if it is possible to put a shell
through the deck of a steamship by a
system of firing known us high-angle
firing, the shell first piercing the deck
and then exploding in the hold of the
vessel. Fifty-one pounds of powder was
used. The large pieces of the plate were
fouid 100 yards from the gun.— Army
and Nary (luztltr.
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one of the ordinary, griping, tear
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take them. But one of Dr. Pierce'a
Pleasant Pellets—the original Liver
Pill, the smallest and the easiest to
take. The easiest in the way they
work, too they're mild and gentle,
but thorough and effective. Every
part of the system feels their health
ful influence. They cleanse and.
regulate the liver, stomach and bow
els. Regulate, mind you. They
prevent disease ns well as euro it.
They're purely vegetable and perfect
ly harmless. Sick Headache, Bilious
Headache, Const ipation, Indigestion,
and all derangements of the liver,
stomach and bowels are promptly
relieved and permanently cured.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re
turned.
You pay only for the good you
get.
This is tvuo only of Dr. Pierce's
medicines.
pBTOBUs
UNEXCELLED!
APPLIED EXTERXAL,LV
FOB
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Pains in ttia
Limbs, Baclt or Chest, Mumps, Sora
Throat, Colds, Sprains, Bruises,
Stings of Insects, Mosquito Bites.
TAKEN INTERNA MjY
It acta like a charm lor Cholera Morbus
Diurrliau, Dysentery, Colic, Cramps Nau*
HCH, SicU llrudnchv, Arc.
Warranted perfectly harnileM. (Seeoath
accompanyinir each bottle, al*o direction*
lor Uie.i l(n SOOTIIIMJ and PENETRA
TI Mi qualities are fell immediately* Try
it and he convinced.
Price -«> and <)U cents. Sold by all drux
glstA.
DEPOT, dO Ml UK A Y ST.. NEW VOHli
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:L L. DOUGLAS
S3SHOE GENTLEMEN.
Ihe BEST SHOE in the World (or the Money.
liENTI.EIII!N anil l.tlM'S, novo your >lol
jars by wearing W. I*. Doiighu* Shoes. Tliey meet the
wants of all clause*, and ure she most ewmoinlcil
foot-wear ever offered lor the money. He ware of
dealers who offer ether maker, a-» »>eln« as
t-ood, and be sure you have W. I*. Douglas oboes,
wan name and price stamped on bottom
W. L. Douglas, Brockton, Mas*.
IT TAKE NO SIJBSTITtf I'E. .Ml
Insist on local advertised dealers supplying y »u.
"how to save
AO per ct, or more in CASH and ;xe: tree . plant*,
etc.. with trifling effort FREE. Agents waited,
for catalogue with valuable Inforira lon. aadtess
J. HAMMOND. Nurskkymas, Geneva, N.
KANSAS EMMSSSfS
good prices. Farms for sale at L.lat I rod.
( II AS. R. WOIH.I.EV. lUborne. htm.
X X INTER-AIR-SPACE xx II
Adapted to nil climates and var.atlonsof tem -*■
pcrature. Sold by Leading merchant* :n pihn- pal
cities. Illustrated catalogue mailed nee on appli
cat onto Hardert'old Enbric Co.. Troy. N. V.