THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE EUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. WhyHo Looked Sad—Trials ot the tlnderllnes—Conjugal Devotion— AChanjje of Base—Badly Lieft, Etc. WhataKd the telegram say, papa? What did the telegram say? You look so worrieJ, so pale and ill—why should we not be gay? Is something wrong at the store, papa? Is mother sick at sea? What did the telegram say, papa, that you look so sad at me? "Nothing," you say. Now, tell me true. Something's gone wrong, I know, For 'tisn't often 112 you look that way, nor often you answer mo so. But ho answered not the pleading child and never a word did he say. The telegram read: "The gray mare won, And we're inutile soup to-day." —Horsehead's JJazoo. CONJUGAL DEVOTION. Dofttor—"Did your wife take the buttermilk as I recommended?" Husband—"No, doctor, it was too sour lor her, so I put some sugar in and drank it myself."— Fliegende Blaetter. TIIIS TELLER'S VACATION. Depositor—"ls the teller in?" Manager—"No, ho has gouc away." Depositor—"Ah! gone for a rest, I presume?" Manager (sadly)—"No; I fancy it's to avoid arrest!" BADLY LEFT. "There are very few types of the for mer styles of beauty left," remarked the young man. "Yes," replied Miss Pusseigh, with a sigh, "but those who are, arc very much so."— Washington Star. INDEED IT 19. He (sadly)—"l had expected, Miss DeNere, that you would have accepted the proffer of my hand and heart." She (coldly)—"And it is the unex pected that always happens, don't you know, Mr. Scotleigh."— Detroit Free Press. A CHANOE OP BASE. "What do you think of Smith?" "I think lie is a very bright fellow." "Well, you know he doesn't speak well of you." "What do you suppose I care what an ass like Smith thinks of me?"— Harper's Bazar. TRrAL OP THE UNDERLINGS. "What ails Jones?" "He says he is suffering from dyspep sia." "Why, he doesn't look like a dyspep tic." "He isn't} but his employer is."— Chicago News. A BRIGHT POLISH. ••nave you weak eyes?" said a lady to an applicaut for a kitchen position who wore blue spectacles. "No, ma'am, but I scoured pots and things so thoroughly that the glitter of them hurt my sight," said the applicant. —London Tit-Bits. "TIIREE WAS A CROWD." The Disappointed Girl—"lt was awful luck. They called at the same time. Both wanted to propose. Neither would go, and " The Confidante—"Which one got left?" "I did."— Omaha Bee. SHE WAS HEAD OP THE FAMILY. "Yes, the ceremony has been per formed and John and Mary are one." "Indeed 1 Which one?" "Well," answered the father of the bride, "from what I know of Mary's imother, I should say—but, ah' here she comes."— Detroit Free Press. A BOND OP UNION. Mr. Watts—"Mrs. Briggs and her husband seem to be such a happy pair." Mrs. Potts —"Yes, they are §o con siderate of each other. Site tells me jthat they had been married th r(?p years ; before either one knew that tliey were 'both fond of onions."— lndianapolis Journal. FAT AND .JOLLY. "Howdy this morning," says an ac quaintance to a fat citizen, who is blow ing and steaming with great speed along the sidewalk. "Training for a walk?" "No," puffs the fat citizen, turning his bulging eyes neither to the right nor left, "I'm walking for a train."—» Ch icago News. PROSPECTIVE CURTAIN LECTURE. Kingley—"Hello I What have you got your best clothes on for and that red rose in your buttonhole?" Bingo—"l just told my wife I was going fishing." Kingley—"Ha! Hal Do you expect to catch anything?" Bingo—"l do when I got home."— Clothier and Furnisher. AWAITING CONDITION. Dr. Emdee—"And you say you haven't touched the medicine I gave you?" Quigley—"No; the bottle said to shake well before using." Dr. Emdee—"What had that to do with it?" Quigley—"l have been waiting to shake."— New York Ilerald. TIME FOR DEPARTURE. In a Chicago parlor. Augustus Newyorke (hearing the tread as if of a mighty host) —"Why, there's a procession passing by, at this time of the night, too." Miss Windecite—"No; tha*- V3 papa coming home. I knoi his footst»ps." Augustus Newyorke—"Miss Winde cite, I bid you good evening. York Herald. TRUE TO HIS MOTTO. Bhe had yawned sis times, looked at the clock four timea, and pretended ta be half asleep three times, but the youug editor who was calling upon her was M much in lore that he did not observe these manifestations of weariness. At length she said: "Most newspapers have mottos,haven't they?" "Some have." "Has yours one?" "Yes." "What is it?" "We are here to stay." "I could have sworn it was something of that kind," she said with a sigh, and the silence was resumed.— Neuo York Press. TITE NATIONAL SAME. "Now," said little Johnny, "let's play Indian." "How do you play Indian?" asked Tommy. "Well, you be Indian and I'll be pale face. Now, I'll make a treaty with you that I'll give you your apple. See? There, now I'll make a new treaty with you that I'll eat your apple. See?" "But I won't do it. I'm going to have ray own apple." "Oh, no; that ain't the way to play Indian. If you don't do the way I say you'll be a hostile, you know, and I'll blow you full o' holes."— Detroit Free Press. nis scnF.ME WORKED. "Tickets, please," said the conductor of a train on a line runnina; east out of Detroit, as he entered the car. There was a very general response in the shape ot pasteboard until he came to a farmer who was very earnestly look ing out of the window. "Tickets, please," said the conductor. The man paid no atteutton. "I'll take your ticket, if you please." The man looked up at him. "Hain't got any," he answered, slowly. "Well, the money then. Where are you going?" "Hain't got any money." "Well, then, what are you on hero for? If I dou't get either money or ticket I must put you off the train." "You wouldn't stop an express train just to put off oue man,now would you?" "Wouldn't I? You'll soon see whether I will or not. Now, I want your ticket or the cash, without any more fuss." "Nary one." The conductor paused for a moment or two and then called the brakeman. "Now, arc you going to get off with out a fuss or will we have to throw you off?" The man sighed and said ho would go off quietly. When they got out on the platform and the conductor hud his hand on the bell rope the passenger cast his eye over the flying landscape and said: "Ain't there no way we can fix this up?" "Certainly. Ticket or money." After another look the man shook his head. "Let her go, captain." The conductor pulled the rope. The air-brakes scrunched and the train came to a stop. The man stepped ol! and then handing the conductor a bit of pasteboard, said: "I don't cheat no railway company, captain. Here ye are." "Why in thunder didn't you give me this before? You can ride live miles lurther on this ticket. Step aboard lively, now." "Never mind, captain. I would have to walk five miles back if I did. I live over yonder. So long, cap."— Detroit Free Press. Fruit Eating Animals. It is quite curious to note to what ex lent animals of various kinds devout fruit. The apple is highly appreciated l>y horses, cows, sheep, goats, hogs, deer, elephants, rabbits, squirrels, do mestic fowls and mauy of the wild ani mals and birds. The persimmon is greedily devoured in immense quantities by o'possums and dogs. The fig is u fa vorite food among auiinals, horses, sheep, goats, hogs, camels, elephants and fowls greedily devouring. The cherry as our iruit growers well know, is a delicacy which the whole feathered tribe contend for. Peaches are only relishod by a few animals, among which may bo mentioned the rabbit. Grapes are eaten with great relish by horses, cows, sheep, deer, hogs, camels, elephants, and sometimes by dogs and many wild animals. Dried fruits of all kinds arc eaten with avidity by Es quimau dogs. Fruits, such as the orange, lemon, lime, shaddock, sour plum, greeu olive, etc., are shuuued by nearly all animals, as they are by worms. Olives, when they have become thoroughly ripe, will readily be eaten by hogs, after they have once acquired the taste. The ostrich will eat mauy kinds of fruit with enjoy ment. Nuts of nearly all Kinds are rel ished and sought after by squiirels, mon keys, hogs, parrots and many other kinds of animals and birds.— California Fruit Grower. Language of the Brutes. It is announced as a new discovery that monkeys have a language of their own, vocal sounds to each of which an idea is attached. That is nothing new. Every observant farmer's boy knows that the cat-bird talks, and the crow and nearly every other animal, and it does not take much study to learn what each means by its words. You know what they say for "come," for "get out," foi "here is something good to cat," for "run, there is danger," for "I'm hungry." "Cluck, cluck!" says the mother hen, and every chickling will run full tilt to get the bug or cruinb which she says she has. Then "chir-r-r," and the chicks will scoot under the bushes. Hunters used to call the moose and the deer and the wolf. The stag moose required two kinds of invitation— first, the call of his mate, which would bring him toward the hunter, but not near enough for a shot, and then the challenge of his rival, which would i bring him with a plunging charge. To say that simians talk is nothing new. Everything talks that has lungs auu u larynx. — Chicago New, NEWS AND NOTES FOE WOMEN, j Chip is again popular this year. Surah silk has quite gone out of fa vor. Shoulder capes have about had their run. l White gloves grow daily more fashion- ! able. Long ulsters arc most used for sea voy ages. The prettiest parasols are unlined chiffon. A novelty is a parasol composed of | ribbons. Hough straw hats are now all called beach hats. Bonnets no longer necessarily match the gowns. Flaring jet collars arc inappropriate for summer. There are about 20,000 cash girls in New York City. Yellow rcvers and cuffs are put onto blue serge coats. Plain velvet dresses are no longer con sidered matronly. An Ohio girl has married tho tat tooed man in a neighboring dime mu seum. The women of Mexico are taking great interest in the woman's work of the ex position. White lace gowns are pretty this sea son, ami make exquisite toilets for all occasions. Shirts made with several rows of shirring below the waist lino are not un becoming. Camel's-hair suitings in very beautiful summer tints are among the handsomest of the season's fabrics. Tho season's parasol? are either very plain or very ornate, tho latter mostly of chiffon with prettily carved rustic handles. In early times the Greek ladies, when called upon to take oath, would swear by some male god whose name was fre quently taken in vain by their liege lords. The fashions are so simple now that any clever woman with the aid ot her i maid can vary and originate toilets ; almost in profusion, even to dinner dresses. The new American prima donna now in London, Miss Snyder, is described as ' above the middle height, slender, grace- : ful, with a pale, oval face, gray eyes and j dark hair. The abnormally high sleeve is passe, j and a few very new French tailor gowns | show a close coat sleeve lightly trimmed on tho top of the arm, with a corre- ! sponding trimming at the wrists. Miss Sophia G. Ilayden is the gifted young woman whose design for the | Woman's Building at tho World's Fair j Grounds was awarded tho premium of SIOOO. She is still a very young i woman. While Oriental silk is much worn, j made up with green or blue velvet ' sleeves and deep belts, or sometimes I trimmed with tine silk floral embroidery j applique on tho fabric. White is always effective. "Mother Stewart," of Ohio, the origi nator of the fatuous woman's temperance crusade of fifteen years ago, has returned from a trip to Europe. Her temperance addresses in Paris are said to have been the first delivered by a woman in that city. Ileal lace is again a fashionable garni ture and those who are fortunate enough to have it packed away are now bring ing it forth. Much good imitation of genuine lace is used, the preleruce beiug for point Alencon, guipure, ot the large meshed net, without design, finished with a scalloped or mitered edge. Bowls of flowers are the proper things for table decorations at the present time. Some one has invented a silver wire net to cover the bowls and hold up the roses' heads. Tiie wire is concealed by ferns and smilax, the flower stems being stuck through the net into the water. The frame has hooks to grasp tbe edge of the bowl. They are made to order, and a medium size costs Si. so. it is rumored that the present style ol dressing the hair low and long is the precursor of that monstrosity of coif fure, the chignon. It is difficult to believe it will ever return with all its horrors. The specta cle, common enough at one time, of a woman's head disfigured by a mat, meas uring ten inches down, usually palpably false, was one to make the gods weep. Its heralded return even is alarming. A wonderful mantle has been evolved by the genius of Worth, the immortal, for a new Klsa in "Lohengrin." It is made entirely of cloth of gold with white embroidered fieur dc lis at inter vals. The border, also white, is thickly studded with pearls,rubies and emeralds, while the lower part is composed of nine large hand-painted medalions, represent ing saints. So heavy is this gorgeona garment that two stalwart pages are re quired to bear its weight. A Life Saved Mr. Geo. Raymond, of Seneca Vallf, N. Y„ In a pomp setter In tlio employ of Ramsay Sc. Co., tho well known pump makers of that place. He is a member of Ramsay Engine Co. He says: "My wife without doubt owes her life to Hood's Sarsaparllla. A few years a*o she wa« at death's door, due to blood poisoning, or as physician; say pyaemia. After everything elss fallod Hood's Sarsaparllla brought her out of tho crisis all right. Since then she has suffered at times with numbness and headache, but continues taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and Is gradually getting over thesa troubles. She clings to Hood's, takes nothing elsa, and we belter.* >t will effect a complete cure/ IP YOU HAVE Malaria or Pile*, Hick Headache, Costive Bowels, Dumb Ague, Sour Stomach and Belching; If your food does not assimilate and you nave no appetite. Tuffs Pills will euro these trouble*. Price, SB cents. The First Iron Bridge. At the present day, when we are ac customed to look upon iron as the chief constructive material with which civil, engineers and architects all over the; world deal, the first iron bridge that was' evor built is a curious sight. This bi idge, the arches of which were made of iron,! was called "Ironbridge," and it wasi erected in 1778. It spans a little river' in the county of Salop, on the railroad j line from Shrewsbury to Worcester, in j England. At the present day the struc- 1 ture is surrounded by a thriving little vil-: lage, which took its name from the bridge. Several iron foundries have been, established in the neighborhood. Tliet structure was a timid attempt at what has since developed into an extensive in dustry. There are three supports; two, of them are very small and cross a nar row country road, while the third and: largest one spans the bed of the river. It is shout ninety-six feet long and weighs 378 tons. The braces were cast at Coal brookdale, every bar being composed of] two segments. 3tephenson, the great civil engineer, wrote as follows on the, construction of this first iron bridge "When we bear in mind that the mani pulation of cast iron was at the time of its erection in its infancy we cannot help but (eel convinced that unblushing au-' clacity alone could conceive of such an enterprise, and the intelligence with which the details were outlined and exe cuted is equal to the boldness of the con-' eeption." The bridge is constantly used' ami is in an excellent condition, a facts which disproves all thcomninous clainor ings of cranks that the pernicious in fluences of nut will sooner or latter bring ilanger to the iron bridges of to-day.—. lio»ton Trameriyt. An Unhealthy City. Cairo for a long time has been notorious as one of the most unhealthy cities of her' size in the world, and is likely to remain so unless the French cau be induced to abandon their present obstructive policy in Egypt. The town is practically with out drainage, and year by year the neces sity of remedying the evil becomes more urgent. Some time ago the Government took the matter in hand, employed a number of distinguished sanitary engi neers, and prepared a scheme for a sys tem of sewerage which is generally ad mitted to bo the best and cheapest that could be devised. It was proposed to pay for the improvement by the appro priation of half the octroi receipts of the city, but France will not consent and de mands the appointment of an Inter national Commission of three experts to study the question, to invite plans,and to decide as to which is to be adopted; no plan to be adopted unless accepted by all these experts unanimously. The object of this proposition is clear, and, unless it is modified, the drainage plan must be abandoned, at least for the present.— 'Times-Democrat. How the Kaiser Trains His Bojs. It seems that the Emperor of Germany has a great deal of the old Spartan feel ing about him—at all events, with refer ence to the training of his children. His six little sonsare subject to a severe reg imen by their father. They sleep in a plain, bare room, upon iron cots, with hard mattresses and scant bed-clothing. At seven every morning they take a cold bath, and are then put through vigor rus gymnastic exercises.— Philadelphia lltcord. It is said that 506,832 persons are members of the Congregational Church in this country, and more than one-fifth live in Massachusetts, which thus heads the list. • WITHOUT AN EQUAIi. • PTJACOBS OH 1 /w *-1 RHEUMATISM, TRADE NEURALGIA, <p||ii£lr *fl LUMBAGO, R E MEDY RI "PA|N SCIATICA, Sprains, Bruises, Burns, Swellings, • PROMPTLY AND PERMANENTLY. • Ely's Cream Balm ' WILL CIIUK ■Cn^X AR Jf>o| CATARRHf^ I 5 " s,< l fcrtfeVa Apply Halm Into cat-h nostril. ELY BROS.. 56 Warroo St., S. Y-50C| DONALD Of Roxbury, Mass., says Kennedy's Medical Discovery cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep- Seated Ulcers of 40 years' standing, Inward Tumors, anjJ every disease of the skin, ex cept Thunder Humor, and Cancer that has taken root. Price, $1.50. Sold by every Druggist in the United States and Canada. ,-JISO'S KESIHDIi FOB CATAHIUI.. UesU toaswst IO Usa. fommm mm r Cheapesrueiief is !nuneduite. A cure is certain, ifor H H| Uold In the Head it has no equal __U BVZRCfdrAV —B J"THH which a small particle Is applied to the |M| |M nostrils. I'rtce. 60c. Sold by druggists or sent by mail. mm Address. KT. Hazbltink. Warren. l*a. /-JK7X CHICHESTER'S ENGUe.I, RED CROSb DIAMOND BRAND A #4 ronmunMi * rwius gX THC ORIGINAL AND GENUINE Tht odIJ ««T«s N«r<". «n.t rtUmbU Pill lor .»!•. \>»y I™] *2kJ) Ladle*, uk Drufrfat ft»r (%4eh—imr'» BnjHth Diamond Brand in Ked *n<l Gold m.-t*l»lo \T I / fkj boxra *»« led with blur ribbon Take bo other kind. Kefute *ubiHtuH*n* and ImUmtUtn*. v 1 W Jr All ptlla In pasteboird boxes, pink wrapper*. nr« danfferotan eonnterfbtta. Ai Dnufiu.trNilf \«n JrV 4«. In sump* for partiool*M, and "Relief for Indira," tn Utt*r, by return Mali A fir 10.000 X*m* f*r*r. CMICNCSTSR CHEMICAL Mndl.on ftanar* Sold bt ail Ltfal Draggiita. pHftAMI.PHU PA Safety on the Seaa. The old tar who sympathised with folks on shore for the dangers they had to face in getting arotttid would have still stronger arguments to sing about if he happened to be on deck now. Ho eould quote the figures of the National Board of Steam Navigation, which show that of the 500,000,000 passengers car ried by Vessels on American waters and from American poftfl but sixty-five lives were lost, and defy the statistics of in land travel to approach the results in the high average of safety. But one life lost for every 7,692,307 people carried! Docs not this clearly prove that ocean transportation has become a science, ship-building an architectural certainty, and that comfort, convenience and promptness have been wedded to the highest form of safety?— Philadelphia Timet. A. Si. Priest, Druggist, Shelby villi', hid. says; "Hall's OtttarrE Curo glvt's tlit- best of satisfaction. Can plenty of testimonials, a» it cures every one wlio takes it." Druggists sell it, 75c. TnEKEis at Hlehmond, Mo., a horse nine teen and three-quarter hands high. How n il(It-ill .Milken Dluncft I)BAII REAUEUS—I ain able to pay my hoard and tuition, wear good clotkwt and have money in my pocket bv spending my odd hours and vacations plating jewelry and tableware and selling platers. J have made 1 I«sr day; never less than $4. 1 paid $. r i for my plater to H. K. Delno & Co., Columbus, O. Any one can protlt by my experience by writ ing there for circulars. A STCDKST. Causes no Knawa. Dr. Hoxsle's Certain Croup Curo is univer sally conceded to lie the only Bure and safe I remedy for croup sold. It speedily allays In ' flammation to throat or luiujs. Sold by drug fistw, or address A. P. iloxsie, lft/ilalo, Y. 'rico 50 eta. I FITS stopped tree by Da. K.L.INB'3 GREAT j NKKVE KKSTOUKIU NO ilta after itrst day'j IHB. i Marvelousoures. Treatise and J-'triU battU free. Dr. Kliue. I*3l Arcli St.. 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