THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARB TOLD BY THE PUNNY MEN OF THE FRES3. And Silenco Pell Upon Them—An iSxouse—An Accommodating Man —All Relatives, Etc., Etc. "Write me an epic," the warrior said, "Victory, valor and glory wed." "Prithee, a ballad," exclaimed the knight, "Prowess, adventure and faith unite." "An ode to freedom," the patriot cried, "•Liberty won and wrong defied." "W rite me a check," the poet cried: And the silence, all wooj, was a full yard wide. —Philadelphia Times. > AN EXCUSE. "And yon allowed your girl's father to kick you?" "I did. But how can a fellow help what's done behind his back?"— Phil adelphia Times. HOW lIE DOES IT. C— U I don't see how tuat merchant tcross the street makes a living. He >ells all his goods at cost price." U—"That's very simple. He buys lis noods bslowcostprica."— Texas Sift ing*. "112 CUT SHORT HIS HKJOICINO. "I've made my will, Joseph, and it's 10, well drawn it can't be broken." '•I rejoice to hear that, uncle." "1 don't know whether you do or not, Joseph. I haven't left you a cent."— Buitir. THE DEAR GIRLS. Flossie—"l made a largo collection of beautiful stones while I was at the sea side. " Maud—"So did I; but mine were all let in engagement rings when Igot them." —Munuy't Utekly. AI/L RELATIVES. ' "Englishmen ami Germans in this eountry are all related to each other." "How's that?" "The former came from the mothci :ountry and the lalter from the father land."—Xew York Herald. AS ACCOMMODATING MAS. "How are you getting on with your lew, house?" "I have had to tear it all down." "What was the matter?" "It wasn't built the way my friends vanted it."— New York Woekly. A CAUTIOUS LOVER. "Look here, Fritz; why don't you uake up to the little Fraulein? Go in ind win, man! 'Fon my life she's a jeautiful pearl." Fritz (sulkily)—" That may be, but I :au't put up with the mother of pearl." PRECAUTION AGAINST ASPHYXIA. Gentleman (to barber who is shaving liin) —"Hold on a moment. I waut to isk you a favor." Barber—"What is it, sir?" Gentleman—"After my death please ;liave me once more. lam so afraid of .icing buried alive."— Wasp. A SLTGnT DIFFERENCE. A broker addresses a friend who is iLiout to begin a letter: "How can you say 'Honorable dircct >r' to a man who has done enough to send liin to the gallows?" "Well, what shall I say?" "Oh, 'My dear confrere,' or anything qually commonplace."— Judge. KEI'T THE OLD MAN BUST. "What is your father's output this rear, Maud?" inquired the cautious ouug man of the manufacturer's popular laughter. "It is, so far, fifteen nincompoops and ightdudes," responded the maid; "but hey didn't seem to mind it much after hey struck the pavement."— Jester. TEXT BOOK REVISION. Teacher of Natural History (to a class if young women) —"Is it true that ani uals feel affection?" Young Woman—"Yes, in almost all lasea." Teacher—"Name the animal that feels nost affection for man." Youug Woman—"Woman." —2Veu> York Herald. THE DIFFERENCE IN MIND. The conversation turned on literature. "I hope you are not an admirer of Yielding, Mr. Cahokia," remarked the 'oung woman from Boston. "Why, of course," replied the young nan from St. Louis, candidly. "I like o see it when it isn't too ragged, but I ilways did think it was batting that vina games."— Chicago Tribune. MODERN ROMANCE. Miss Sweetlips (just after the proposal) —"Oh, Mr. Posey boy, you don't know low glad ami gratcfui I am." Mr. Foseyboy (ecstatically)—" Then r ou really love me?" Miss Sweetlips—"No; but your pro >osal brings my record up to nine this nontb, and wins my bet with Miss Gig [letitter!" — Binghamton llepublican. A JUNEBUG'S TRIALS. Teacher—"Give me the name of some juadruped—that is, an animal with four egs." Tommy—"A dog." Teacher—"Mention another." Tommy—"A Junebug." Teacher—"A Junebug has six legs." Tommy—"What's the matter with mlling off two of them?"— l'exas Sift- HQS. A SUDDEN CHANOE OF MIND. "Clara," said the old man, "that routig fellow can't have you. He smokes ngarettes, I know, fori smell them when le is around." "i'apa," said the dear girl, "ho never smokes them, but ha owns a cigarette factory." "Sot Then, my darlteg, he can marry you when he will. There's money in the business. "—Bazar. HE WAS POSTED ON INDIANS. "Who were the first inhabitants ol America, and what was their occupa tion!" asked the school examiner. The most notable answer was given bj a boy who had often been caught read ing cheap bloodthirrty tales, and was tu follows: "Injuns was the fust, an' their ocky pation is fishin' in a canoe an' killin' peo pie an' stealin' their hair. "—*Philadelphic CaU. AN ORIGIN At, PACKAGE OF SENSITIVENESS. Clara—"Well, aunt, have your pho tographs come from Mr. Snappcs chotte's?" Miss Maydeval (angrily)—" Yes; and they went back, too, with a note ex pressing my opinion of his impudence.' Clara —"Gracious! What was it?" MissM.—"Why on the back of everj picture were these words: 'The original of this is carefully preserved.' " THE EVIL RESULT OP TIPPING. "I ain't had a meal in two days, and this is my last quarter," he said to the restaurant keeper. "Won't you lemme sweep ofl the sidmralk for somethin' to eat?" "Why don't you buy a meal withvoui quarter. This is a twenty-five cent house." "My sakes! man, you don't s'pose I'd rtaro eat a meal here without tippin' the waiter a quarter?"— Courier-Journal. SHE WAS JOKING. "No," said she, "I—l can be only a sister to you." "Very well," said lie, "I must be going! I had expected a different an swer, but—well, good-night!" "George," she faltered, as he started out into the night, "George!" "What is it?" he asked, crossly. "Aren't you going to kiss your sister good-night?" He did not go.— Laurence American. nis QUESTION. Young Mr. Hankinson had sat in em barrassed silence for some momeuts look ing at the shapely fingers of the lovelj girl as if taking the measure of one ol them for a golden circlet. Presently he spoke. "Miss Pinkie," he said, "you will not think I am taking too great a liberty, I hope, if I ask you a—a somewhat per sonal question?" "Certainly not, Mr. Ilankinson," re plied Miss Pinkie, softly. "Then please tell me," he rejoined, "how you got those warts off youi knuckle. My little sister's hands are covered with them."— Chicago Tribune. THERE WAS ONE PRESENT. "Is there a man in all this audience," demanded the femalo lecturer on wo man's right fiercely, "that has ever done anything to lighten the burdens on his wife's shoulders? What do you know about woman's work? Is there a man here," she continued, folding her arms atid looking over her audience with su perb scorn, "that has ever got up in the morning, leaving his tired wife to enjoy her slumbers, quietly down stairs, cooked his own breakfast, sewed the missing buttons on the children's clothes, darned the family stockings, scoured the pots and kettles, cleaned and filled the lamps, swept the kitchen, and done all this, if necessary, day after day, un complainingly? If there is such * man in this audience, let him rise up. I should like to see him." And away back in the rear of the hall a mild-looking man in spectacles, in obedience to the suinmous, timidly arose. He was the husband of the elo quent speaker. It was the first chance he had ever had to assert himself.—Chi cago lie raid. IT WAS nis WAV OF ADVERTISING. "I beg pardou for intruding upon your time," said the polite, smiling man with the small valise in his hand. "A ped dler is a nuisance. I know it as well as anybody. But there aro various kinds of peddlers, and all of us must live. It isn't our fault that we are here. Those of us that earn our living henestly have to share the odium that belongs to the call ing. I'm not complaining of this, gen tlemen. It is a part of the curse that came with the original package to Adam. If there is any one of you that has a spot of grease on his coat, vest or trousers," lie added, opening his valise and taking out a small cake of soap and sponge, "I shall be happy to remove it and without asking anybody to buy my soap. It's my way of advertising. My dear sir, allow me. There is a little spot on your vest." lie rubbed the spot with a piece of soap, deftly applied the sponge, made a few passes over the cloth with a piece of cotton sheeting and said: "There, sir, that spot is gone. You will never see it again, and probably you will never see me again cither, as I travel but once through a community. My goods will be found at the stores. I take it for granted nobody wishes to buy a cake of my soap. I wish you good morning, gentlemen!" After the polite, smiling visitor had gone away the gentleman whose garment had been operated upon had occasion to consult his watch. It wasn't there. It had disappeared with the spot.— Chicago Herald. A Botanical Parade. The second parade of the Royal Botanic Society in Regent Park, London, was a brilliant success. All kinds of vehicles wreathed in flowers formed a charming procession. The most original and striking device of the day was a huge white elephant's howdah as it ap peared in the distance of the grounds. Near at hand this chariot was seen to ba twined with plaited straw and whit« marguerites,— Chicago Timm. NEWS AND NOTES FOB WOXEM Dyed-haired women multiply. In bangles there ia a bewildering va riety. Close-fitting collars are still fashion* able. English girls are wearing the blouM waist. Mrs. Philip Sheridan has large faith in Chicago property. The Empress of Germany is an accom plished needlewoman. Plush and velvet are not used any more for covering sofa pillows. Sarah Bernhardt, the French actress, keeps 120 birds in one cage. Among new thin stuffs are lace-figured grenadines and printed bareges. You can buy a silver dollar now with a Swiss watch set in its circumference. Silver jewelry of all kinds was never quite so fashionable as at the present time. The Queen Dowager of Portugal, an Italian Princess, married at the age of fif teen. The musical tinkle of silver bells is now heard abovo the swish of silken skirts. Laundered percale shirt waists are found easy and sightly and are much worn. Imported dorothy blouse vests with Stanley jacket and sash are already popular. Some of the full sleeves are tied al three places with bands and bows oJ bright ribbon. Mrs. William G. Clioate, of New York, established tho first woman's exchange twelve years ago. All the beach shoes are dark almond in color and generally made of suede kid or ooze goat skin. Mrs. Mary Logan, widow of General John A. Logan, has put all her money in u monthlv inatraziiie. Some of the English frocks are th« strangest combination of colors, as olive green and dark blue combined with black grenadine, moss green with chocolate, pink and shaded greens; white, with green and purple and pink; gray, witb vellow. Deep girdles, well boned after the peasant bodice, are putou the new toileti cf white and figured silk. Mrs. Mackay, wife of the California millionaire, has made her houso one of the most popular in London. Belle Holmes has recently been awarded a Government contract to carry tho mailt over a certain route in Texas. There is an exquisite fabric manufac tured in Japan known as moon cloth, whose silken web is of silvery white. It is a great mistake of vain women to think the very high-heeled shoes or slip pers add either grace or beauty to tin feet. The women students have finally con quered Basle, which, alone among Swisi universities, has hitherto refused to admit them. The big, billowy sleeve has about run its course. Autumn styles show a re duction of shoulder and elbow measure ments. There are castor gloves in stock ol pray castor that button on the side witl a single hook aud are iutcudcd foi iteamer wear. Cheviot shirts fit in nicely with « romp rig. The woman that wears oni feels at ease, perfectly comfortable, aud is quite presentable. Now that the ruby looms up as th« fashionable stone, it is reasonable to sup pose a great many garnets will masque rade as such. One hundred women exchanges an now in existence in different cities, and not less than $1,000,000 has been paid for work in twelve years. Miss Helen Gould, the only daughtoi of Juy Gould, owns the rarest privatt collection of orchids in the couutry aud is an accomplished botanist. Checks are very popular. The newer checks are irregular or broken. The sleevet of checked dresses are made in gigol style and euded with a small cull. Reefer coats are very popular. Thej nrc lined with brilliant-hued silk, cut hip-deep, are double-breasted, closed with eight brass buttons and finished with a step collar- Mmc. Rosa Kirsclibaum. the first lartj admitted to medical practice in Austria, has recently been authorized by special imperial decree to conduct a hospital foi eye diseases at Salzburg. The new light cashmeres, with em broidered borders nt tho edges and em broidered flowers, quite diminutive, strewn all over the surface, arc among the prettiest of the woolens. Fashion's latest fancy in hair dressing is a double Grecian or Alsacian bow ou the top of the head. The hair is drawn up on the crown, tied invisibly and then knotted in this pretty fashion. A fresh and charming effect is given to tailor-made gowns of light-weight wool goods by narrow stripes of robins egg blue, with hair line stripes of amber, all upon a ground of pinkish cream. HThe report of the Massachusetts Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that while in 1875 there were nineteen branches of in dustry in which women were not em ployed, in ISBS there were only eight. Mrs. Henry M. Stanley's bridal shoes were made out of a new and beautiful material which has just come in for even ing wear. It is silver kid, a curiously pretty material, sure of a great success. Gray velvet, with crown of paler gray or crepe de chine, is made up in prcttj little turban hats. This cloth or crepe de chine is smoothly laid over the crown, which is oval and outlined with silvei braid. Parasols made of the best lindeu wood, manufactured by Finnish peasants in the suburbs of Viborg, are in fashion in the Russian summer r esorts along lines of the Russo-Finnish railroads. They are light, elegant and very cheap. After Captain tldd'i Treasure. The "money diggers" are back again to their old haunts in Pittston, near the east shore of the river, six miles below Gardiner, says the Lewiston (Mc.) Jour nal. There are three of them, one com ing from Nebraska and the others from Frnuklin County. Their operations are confined to the old lot of land called the "money hole-," where men havo been digging for Captain Kidd's buried trea sure a long time. They have sunk one shaft, five by four feet and ten feet deep, near a small brook, They first struck clay and then a bed of sand. Ten rods tip the hill they have excavated another hole, perhaps six feet across. The "money diggers" are in dead earnest and toil away with shovel and pick in the hot sun, as if certain of finding Kidd's money. Fantastic Uniforms. Some of the trcops of San Salvador have a fantastic uniform. "A few wore sandals," writes one who saw them, "but the most of them were barefooted. They had huge straw hats with red hands on them. Most of them wore overall suits trimmed with red braid; others were dressed in go-as-you-please fashion, with all manner of uniform. Every man in the company had a big revolver strapped around his waist. Some of them carried rifles and muskets. llig reaches*. The champion peach, so far as our knowledge is concerned, was brought into the office by B. F. Corbin. It measured 11J inches in circumfereuce and weighed 13 ounces. This was followed by Will iam Johnson, of Pleasant llill, who brought in six, the average weight of which was ten ounces. The largest was only a trifle smaller than Mr. Corbin's.— Petaluimi ( Col .) Argtu. Routing Clocks. Renting clocks is a new business in New York. Over 1300 clocks of this kind have been placed already in that city at rental of seventy cents a month. In some cases where the time of opera tives in a factory demands careful adjust ment an employe of the company visits the place daily and regulates the clock so far as may bei-neccssary. Ordinarily the clocks are wound once in six days, and the company attends to that. Nearly every article sold Ik cheapened, ic cost of production, at expense of quality. Dob bins'# Electric Snap Is er ictiy to-day what It was In IStk's abmliitelu pare, harmless nnd uni form. Ask your grocer for it. I<ook out for Imltat ions. I* England there Is one known thief it every IMa persons. Dr. 1,. L. (lorsach. Toledo, <)., "I hav« practiced medicine for forty year*,have nevet seen a preparation that I could prescribe with so much confidence of success as I can Hull'; Catarrh Cure." Sold by liriiK^ists, Il.t.iNOts ranks first among tho wheat Statei of the Union. Money invested In choice one hundred dol iar building lots in xuburbsof Kansas City veil pay from live hundred to one thousand pel cent, the next few years under our plan. coali and s■"> per month without interest con trols a desirable lot. Particulars ou application J. 11. llauerieln At Co.. Kansas City, Mo. .1 iirilclon* Kpcrnlnl ion. Money Invested in sums of from ?l to weekly or monthly will make you a fortune. Write for Inf rmation. KenJ. Ijetvls Js Co., Se curity Huildiux. Kansas City, Mo. Woman, her diseases and their treatment 72 pages, illustrated; price "Oe. !<ent upon re ceipt of ltk:., cost of inailiukf.etc. Address I'rof K. 11. Klink, M. I>„ nil Arch St., I'hlla., I'a. (luarauteed live year eight per cent. Klrsi Mortgage* on Kansas City property. Interest payable every six months; principal and Inter est collected when due ami remitted wltboui expense to lender. For sale by J. li. Hauerleic & Co., Kansas City, Me. Write tor particular; Leo Wa's Chinese Headache Cure. Harm less ill effect, quick and positive in action t-ent prepaid on receipt of fl |>er bottle Adeler A: Vo.,.VJ Wyanilottest.,Kansas City,Mc Oklahoma (iuide Hook and Map sent any where on receipt of 50ets.Tyler X- Co.. Kansas City, Mo. If afflicted with sore eyes use l)r. Isaac Thomp son's Eye-water.Druggists sell at 2ftc. per bottle ONE BNJOYB Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fever* and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the Only remedy of its kind ever pro dnced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, ite many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 600 Slid $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, OAL ummu KV HEW toHK. M.r. N Y N U—3B BEECHAM S PILLB cur. SICK HEADACHE -95 Cexit« a Box. OB" ALL DRXJOQIBTS. Atf/troment That Will Nat Fatigue . Wheti ati article has stood the test of publlo trial upward of fotlf rears, like Dr. Tobias's Venetian Liniment, can thef-e Im any doubt about lte possessing real merit? j Ask ahy druggist and he will tell yotl that this valuable preparation is looked upon as! one of the standard articles of his trade; while, the enormous sale and rapidly Increasing de-1 mand from year to year is at once the surest evidence of its usefulness and popularity. Pain yields immediately to Its wonderful curative properties, therefore no family" should be without a bottle of It in the house. Hundreds of dollars and manv hours of snf-' ferine may be saved by its timely use. Noj matter If you have no confidence In patent medicines try this and you will be sure to, buy again and recommend it to yopr friends. Timber, Mineral, Farm Lands and Ranches' In Missouri, Kansas, Texas and Arkansas,! bought and sold. Tyler A Co., Kansas City, Mo. Copyright, 1890. All on one side— tho offer that's made by the pro prietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It's SSOO reward for an incurable case of Catarrh, no mat ter how bad, or of how long stand-; ing. They mean what they say; they're responsible, and the offer has been made for years. It's all on your side—you lose your catarrh, or you're paid SSOO for keeping it. But it's safe for them, too—they know you'll be cured. Dr. Sage's Remedy produces per fect and permanent cures of Chronic Catarrh m the Head, as thousands can testify. "Cold in the Head" is cured with a few applications. Catarrhal Headache is relieved and cured as if by magic. It removes offensive breath, loss or impairment of the sense of taste, smell or hear ing, watering or weak eyes, and impaired memoir, when caused bv the violence of Catarrh, as they all frequently are. Remedy sold by druggists, 50 cents. Nothing On Earth Will HENS i. LIKE Sheridan's Condition Powder! It Is absolutely purr*. Highly concentrated. In quantity it costs less than a t**nth of a cent a any Strictly a medicine Prevents and cure* all disease* Good for yovmjr chicks. AVnrth more than ko!4 when hens Moult. "One <**n saved me S4O send sit for $6 to prevent roup," savs a customer If you can't *et It send us 60 cents for two packs five sl. A 3 14 pound run f1.20 post-paid ; •cans #5 polil. TJIK HF.ST!■'tftTRVPAHERMun pie copy free. Poultry Kaisinf? Ouide free with $) orders orniore. I. 8. JOHNSON <1 Co., Boston, Mas* B jM BL 1!■ K^ KLT BKOTHKH*. w Wane 8t- WirYTk. I*' r » >i f' _ "When slovens gel" Hdy they polish the P'~ -" " -ns of the p&nsV-When . tired of cleaning up- jkm Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt, But differently their daily labor felt; Jaded and weary of her life was one, Always at work, and yet 'twas never done. The other walked out nighdy with her beau, But then she cleaned house with SAPOLIO. There are in the British Islands seven ty flve doctors to ench 100,000 inhabitants; ten years ago there were only sixty-six. ~ 0k gm FAT FOLKS REDUCED. KS Urn. S nor.*- Dm*r S«r #m. I Im«m T~>' , mm. BTTA U. URNXKAM, M m* SPRTAC BU.. QHWR. LIT 5£2TCf I saM3«*fesasws HEATH IT MAIL | »**■ BSaSL DR. O. W. r. INTDUi 249 »Ml, CNcago. o>»m e*r. in»*»l s— MOU'W Wi DR. KRSNKOY'S EMOLLIENT effectually remorfi freckles, sunburn, tan, pimples, blotches, Ac., ami leaves the roughest and reddest skin perfectly smooth, soft aud white. Box sent, postpaid, on receipt of Sl, or al* for 9*l. 11l Wrat 93d Street. New Vork. AGKNTM, send for circulars, Ac., of new book S'orve othrr like it. Rarr opportunity. Address (•fn. W. France, 7 New Chambers St., New York. WALL BTKEET MAN UAL/We. Margin operations SOO upwani; options $lO to SIOO. Correspond ence Invited. 8. J. PECK St CO., M Broadway. N. Y ] P% m 112 fmif A F. A. LKHM4NN, PATENTS Waskliifisn, D.C. ■ ■ ■ BKin> ron «ibcui.\r. X«Zl]\rD YOUH Bwt Low-Prt«*4 GBRXAJ DICTIOSARY published, at the remarkably low price / I of only St.oo, postpaid This Book con- IK/I B\ tatns 114 finely printed pagf* of clear IKT type on excellent paper and is hand 1m someiy yet serrtoeablf bound in oloth. It gives English words with the German \ equivalents and pronunciation, ami % ) German words with English definitions. \ . It is Invaluable to Germans who are not * + < thoroughly familiar with English, or to \ | Americans who wish to learn German am Addr **»ooi h rl«l l< Moi-«. i»» u«H St. MCkr. 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Dr. Schenck's new book on Tha Lungs, Liver and Stomach SENT FREE. Ad dress Dr. J. H. Schenck & Son, Philadelphia^ ~m7~ I EWIS' 98 S.ill I Powdered and Pertumed (PATENTED.! The strongest and purest Lyar Will make the best por "fumed Hard Soap in 20 min utea without boiling. It initio best for disinfecting sinks, |V closets, drains, washing bottlaa, mW barrels, points, oto. IJL PENNA. SALT M'FO CO (>cn, Agin.. I'htln.. Pa. __ WM. FITCH & CO., 10'.£ Corcoran Building, Washington, D. C. PENSION ATTORNEYS of over 'Zli years' experience. Succeiwfully prose cute pensions and claims of nil kinds In shortest possible time. SJT-No KICK UNLESS gpcctttsrui- / TON SCALES \ / OF \ S6O BINGHAMTONj \ Beam Box Tare Beam J \%. N. Y. \J \ s avlsizzs W \V rff ■■ m » m ■ i'hous md* entitle I DCIIwIIIAIK under the to to At*. rCllolUlid ZFzssm plication. Employ the old reliable firm, J. B. (KAI.LK CO., Washington, D. C. ERAZER,9gg BESTJN THK WOttLDM Kklltf k tho Genuine. 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In stamps we send a 100 _ PAGE BOOK giving the experience IXf of a practical Poultry Raiser—not /X/ g"\ an amateur, but a man working for dollar* and cent#—<during 2a g qiyears. It teaches how to Detect J and Cure Diseases; Feed for Egg*) 'or Fattening; which Fowl® td 1 V Save for Breeding; everything I ¥ qutslte for profitable Poultry ralai U ing. ROOK P!!BM*HIN4» CO., 134 Leoanrd Street, New Yerfc.
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