THE MEBRY SlD£ OF LIFE. STORIES TEAT ABB TOX.S BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PBESS. On th« Fence—A Paraphrased Op dor—A Crucial Test—Grindlug Criticism, Etc., Etc. Two women leaned over the backyard fence (The same old fence) as the sun went down, "While each told the other, in confidence. The scandals she'd gathered around the town. For women must gossip, or they can't sleep; Their idea is that secrets weren't made to keep; So they leaa on the fence in tho gloaming. Two iTDmen sat out on the front-door stoop, In tho evening glow, as the sun went down. They told how their children had skipped the croup, And they sneered at the minister's wife's new gown. For women delight in a frien lly chat. Without it their lives would bo stale and fiat; So thqy sit on the stoop in the gloaming. Two husbands came homo from tho baseball game (From the office, they said), as the sun went down. Both ready and eager to hoar the same Sweet scandals their wives had huntod down. For men, though they work, love gossip too— And that's why their wives seek something new As they meet and talk in the gloaming. —Somervtllc Journal. A CRUCIAL TEST. "When did you first notice this loss of mrenory of which you speak?" "About a week after I had loaned him five dollars."— Puck. GEOGRAPHY AND TEMPERANCE CONFUSED. Teacher—"What zone do we live in?" Boy (who has an intemperate father) — •'Ma says she thinks we must live in the intemperate zone."— Texas Sifting). BY TIIE SOUNDING SWORE. M«.ud—"The beach is all littered with seaweed to-night." Jack—"That is strange, isn't it? The ocean has such a reputation for being tidy."— Chatter. A PARAPHRASED ORDEIT. Toothless Guest—"lf you've got some extremely tender steak, you may bring «ne some." Hardened AVaiter—"Slab'f yearling fcr _ gummer!"— Judge. USED TO IT. Mistress—"Bridget, I wouldn't hang the clothes on that electric wire. You may get shocked." Bridget—"Sure, mum, I've seem 'em all before."— Munsey. NOT A SUCCESS. First Tramp—"l suppose you struck a tender cord when you told your pitiful story to the lady." Second Tramp—"Not a bit of it. It was the toughest wood I ever tried to saw."— Detroit Free Press. TWO VIEWS OP CONTENTMENT. Man (to brother man) —"What's the use of fretting? Lot's be jolly; wo have only one life to live." Cat (to brother cat) —"What's the use of fretting? Let's be jolly; we have nine lives to live."— Boston Courier. GRINDING CRITICISM. Morgan—"l never could understand that engagement. It's too bad." Miss Brune—"They say he's a regular rough diamond." Morgan—"He ought not to be. Every body I know has cut him."— Judge. HIS LABOR SAVED. Larkin—"The young King of Portugal docs not need to make a name for him self." Gilroy—"Why?" Larkins—"Because sixteen names were given to him when he was christened." A REASONABLE EXPLANATION. Brushley—"lt's awfully annoying, Mary I Just as lam getting in the last touches on the canvas tho blamed cat has to have a fit." Mrs. Brushley—"Perhaps she caught a glimpse of the picture dear."— Judge. REASSURING. Wife (from adjoining rqom—sus piciously)—"John, what makes the baby so quiot?" John—"He's playing with tho fly paper, my dear—don't worry. It keeps him quiet and amuses me."— Munsey's. PROGRESS. "There's nothing like a Western town for progress," remarked Trotter. "Yes," said Talbot. "I saw an in stance of it whilo in Colorado. A man was given ten hours to leave the town and he took just five minutes."— Judge. ITS SAFETY SECURED. "This is the only house that stood, while the tornado blew down all around it." ' 'That was strange " "Not at all. There is a mortgage on this heavy enough to hold it down."— Munscy's. nusn NO. 2. Stranger (in Western city)—" Hello! Must be a big boom hero. I see all the people arc rushing to real estate offices. Trying to buy lots, I suppose?" Resident—"No, sir. The boom is just over and they are trying to sell 'om." —New York Weekly. PREPARED FOR ACCIDENTS. Kencaly—"What have you got that umbrella for, Mulcahy? It ain't i*inin\" Mulcahy—"Ohl Oi brought that in case that boat blew up. Then all Oi'd have to do, is to come down in my lit tle parachute."— Argosy. KEGISTERED FROM BOSTON. First Chicago Man (in « New York hotel)—" You registered from Boston. Why don't you register from Chicago?" Second Chicago Man (an old traveler) —"Because I've got tired of having these New York hotel clerks tell me not to blow out the gas."— Lift. MEDICAL ITEM. A.—"How are you coming ont Have you many patients?" B.—-'No, indeed, I feel very much discouraged!" "What do you suppose is the matter?" "I've an idea it is because a health epidemic has broken out in our midst." • Texas Siftings. EXCITEMENT IN A NEWSPAPER OFFICE, Editor—"James, what is that moving in tho wasto basket—a mouse?" James (examining basket)~-"No, sir, it's one of Ihom throbbing, passion ate poems, sir." Editor—"Pour some water on it and throw it in the ash barrel; tho place isn't insured."— Argosy. TTTB MAUCII OF CIVILIZATION. Interpreter—"Chief Wangbo wants no more beads and brass wire; he says you cannot cross his country unless you agree to pay his price." African Explorer—"What docs ho want?" Interpreter—"Two-thirds of the royal ties on your next book."— Puck. A TECHNICAL TROTH. Blobson—"Johnny, how many times have you played hooky since the base ball season began?" Johnny—"Not once, pa." Blobson—That's good. "Here's a cent." Johnny—"Thanks (aside.) 'Taint ft lie neither. I've played hookey a good deal more than oncc l"— Lawtncc American. COULDN'T BE DISMISSED. "Mr. Ilankinson, you wilt excusa ma if I receive you in tho dining room this evening." "Don't mention it, Miss Kajones. It is much more cozy and home-like." ' 'lt is not on that account, Mr. Hank inson, but Bridget has gone into the par lor to take a nap on tho lounge, and given orders that sho must not be dis turbed." AN rmr.ExT CASE. Tramp—"Please, mum, can't you help a poor man with a large family, mum. Me wife an' children arcstarvin', mum." Benevolent Lady—"Good gracious 1 I'll go see them at once." Tramp—"lf y'd pleaso give mo ten cents, mum, I'd " Benevolent Lady—"Take me to them quickly. There is not a minute to lose. Mvl My! Where are they?" Tramp—"Please, mum, it's too far to walk. They're—they're in the old coun try, mum."— New York Weekly. WOULDN'T DO AT ALL. "Mrs. Rambo," said tho pastor, as ho 1 shook her by tho hand after the services were over whilo the congregation was slowly filing out, "I have long thought of calling on Mr. Rambo and having a serious talk with him. Would it be ad visable, think you, for mo to come—let us say—to-morrow afternoon?" "I am afraid you could hardly make any impression on Absalom if you should come at that time," replied Mrs. Rambo, timidly. "He's going to hntig the screen doors to-morrow afternoon."— Chicago 2'ribune. NO FLIES ON IIER. "Herbert," sho said, with a melting mellifluousness in her voice that sounded like the ripple of an orange ice as it thaws, "Herbert!" "What is it?" asked Herbert. And the cold firmness of his tones showed that he meant every word of it. "Would you love mo just as well if you knew that I am near-sighted?" "Why, why," ho stammered, "of course I would; but are you?" "Yes, lam afraid so. Just as a test— I can't read a word of that sign across the street; can you?" "Yes," said Herbert, resignedly, "I can. It says 'ice cream.' " — Washington Post. THE RESCUE OF EMIN PASHA. Owing to a delay in the mails on the Umgagi and Mbawa Northern Riiiroad, the following from Life's African cor respondent has just come to hand. It is, however, tho first authentic report of tho meeting of Emin and Stanley: Mr. Stanley approached Emin's head quarters about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, softly whistling "Little Annie Rooney." Ho rapped at the door of Emin's tent, and Emin himself answered the sum mons. "How do you do, Emin?" said Stan ley. "I beg your pardon," said Emin. "You have the advantage of me." "I am Henry M. Stanley ." "I don't care. I don't want any sub scription books, and I read 'The Dark Continent' a long time ago." "But I have come to rescue you." "I don't want-to be rescued." "Well, you've got to be rescued. Put on your coat and come along."— Life. Tho Bad Lands. The Bad Lands are an immense barren desert in the Dakotas, Wyoming and Northwestern Nebraska, west, south and southeast of the Black Hills. They ex tend from tho North Fork of tho Platte to the South Fork of the Cheyenne River, lying mostly between 103 and 105 degrees of longitude. The estimated area is 60,000 square miles. The land in question is composed at the surface of white and yellowish indurated clays, sands, marls and occasionally a thin bed of sandstone and lime. Tho soil abounds in the most marvelous fossil formations on tho globe.— Stur-Sayings. Queen Victoria's favorite cook is ■ Mussulman rejoicing in the style and title of Sheik AhduUa Mustapha. He re cently went to India for his health, and the Queen «« delighted at feu return. SELECT SITTINGS. Cincinnati, Ohio, conaume* 3000 from daily. 15 Movable types were made in the tenth oenturyi The Prince of Wales often dozos bti horseback. Block printing was invented by the Chinese about 593. A New York dentist recently pulled eight of his own teeth. The Atlantic cable authorities count a word exceeding ten letters as two wordi. Scarlet fever has been spread through a library book, used by & hospital nUrse> A London photographer has paid Ex plorer Stanley SSOOO to sit for his photo graph. In India, road-dust and linseed oil Arc used to paint wood-work exposed to the weather. It has been proved by algebra that two and two make five, but it is a mathemat ical fallacy. An aged lady died suddenly in a hotel in Alabama, and in her bustle S2OIO was found concealed; Philip Ilensen, of Mississippi, is si* feet six inches high, but his beard reaches to the ground; A New York hotel clerk avers ttat for nearly thirty years feverv third Summer has been intensely hot. The manufacture of soap is laid to havo begun in London in 1524. It was made in Bristol before that time. Tho Theatre of Bacchus, at Athene Greece, built by I'hilns in 420 B. t)., is said to have been the fitst erected. The Korean alphabet is phonetic, and So simple that any one can learn to read in a day. Nearly all tho women of Korea can read. Tho Khedive rtf Egypt has but one wife t tvhilo Ismail, his father, has as many as three hundred at a time in his different palaces. Tho petroleum industry of western Galacia, Austria, is older by ten years than in Pennsylvania and the oil-prodilc ing region of far greater extent; The word "Thane' 1 was a Saxon titla of nobility, which was abolished in Eng land at tho time of the conquest upon tho introduction of the feudal system. A bundlo of spider webs, not larger than a buckshot, and weighing less than a dram, would, if straightened out and untangled, reach a distance of SSO miles. A monster crab was landed in a net at San Diego, Cal., tho othor day that measured sixteen inches across the body, while the spread of the nippers was thir ty-six inches. A Frenchman who received tho basti nado in Japan and the kout in Russia says it is about an even thing which hurts the most, but in both cases ho was laid up two months. The historian tablet which the Chinese Government has taken measures to pro serve has been known for more than 250 years, and according to its own inscrip tion was erected 1000 years ago. In Russia, when coffins are covered with cloth, the color of the covering is, to a certain extent, distinctive, pink be ing used when tho deceased is a child or a young person, crimson for women, and brown for widows; but black is in no case employed. A large quantity of clay is used in paper making to give it body and a smooth surface, but not to cause the fibres to interlace and hold together. This they do naturally and very firmly as the paper is pressed between tho heavy heated rolls. Working on a Canal lte?un by Nora One of tho interesting canal enter, prises now on foot is that which is to connect tho Corinthian and Saronic gulfs of Greece. This canal across the Isth mus of Corinth, which is to render unnecessary the voyage around the Peloponnesus, will be four miles long about the length of the Hoosao Tunnel —but it will beat even that famous work in tho lapse of time between its inception and completion. It was suggested by Periander, one of the seven wise men of Greece, nearly six hundred years before Christ, again by Demetrius Peliocretes in 300 B. C., and onco more by Julius Csesar in 50 B. C. It was actually begun by Nero, who employed, among othor labor ers, 6000 Hebrews whom Vespasian had taken prisoners, and it is to be finished by General Tuerr, a Polish engineer, who was in tho Italian service with Garibaldi, and who hopes to havo it ready for use by 1892. He has carried on the work from the point at which Nero left off, following the latter's lines and making use of a double row of thirty-two pits, some of them 130 feet deep, which had remained unchanged for 1800 years, ex cept that they had become filled with debris. The excavation now reaches from sea to sea, and is in some places 225 feet deep. The canal is to be over seventy-fivo feet wide at the top and 260 feet in depth at the point where the isthmus is highest.— Neu> York Star, A Floating Bazaar. A German steamer, which is intended to make a round of the ports of the world, carrying a floating bazaar as cargo, Is now being loaded at Hamburg. Stalls are to bo erected on the decks and Ger man goods will be displayed to all ad vantage. There will be curiosities, side shows and refreshments peculiar to the German nation, whilo music of the Fatherland's composers will be given by faultless Teuton bands. A small army of commercial travelers will invite all possible customers at every point of call. There was an idea of hav ing young ladies to preside over some of the stalls, but it did not entirely com mend itself to favor, some of the older heads thinking the damsels might part with their own sensitive hearts as well as with their goods and quit the ship al together. Each voyage is to last two years and the first stoppage will prob ably be New York. The great ship and her cargo have cost $1,250,000. — Sam Francisco Chronicle Candy's Ingredients. The ordinary New York candy factory will employ about 100 to 160 hands, Who ate largely adults and makt vefy good wages. In the summer fifty barrels bf sugir per day will be made ttp into Swefefi, and in a few months mttrfe, When preparing fbr the holiday trade, and when the rush is at its highest, 200 bar rels daily will not be considered a very high figure. The great bulk of the sugar used in candy-making is of a special grade of granulated refined especially for the purpose. A little corn syrup or glu cose is employed in the manufacture of feoiiie kinds of caildy, but outside of that the flavors, nuts Or seeds, glims, Choco late, etc., are the only materials found necessary. Starch is a promitlent aid in manufac turing sweets, and tho otdinary factory Will need about 100,000 pounds df it for daily use. This may seem strange td candy eaters, but it is easily explained. In the factory everything is laid out in starch. The moulds for gum drops, jelly beans and all sush articles are all made in starch, and these moulds are among the most essential needs of the candy innker.— New York Netts. A Floating Church; Parisians have been rathei 1 surprised to see a floating church ort the Seine) between the Pout tie la Concord and the Pont do Solferino. The nautico-ccclesi astical construction is owned by a Brit ish evangelizing society, and is no doubt intended as a temporary place of land ing foi the bargfs and general riverside people, some of whom are badly In want of conversion.— Mail and Express, Sir Xnue't Free* will t>o sent byCrasrln & Co., Phlla;i Pa:, to auy one Id U; S. orC'anada, post al: paid; upon receipt Of 25 Dubbitla'a Eldctrid M)af> wrappers. See list of novels dn clrciilarg around eaeli bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. HTANI.F.Y found Livingstone in the region of Lake Ny abaa, Africa, in October, 1871. ROCK CUT FALI,S, I SAHATOOA COUNTY, N. Y. Dr. Tahiti*, New iorlt: I have used your Venetian Liniments for a number of years, and consider them, without exception, Uie best and most reliable before tile people. As a lauiily medicine applied externally or internally it is invaluable, its application harmless and the clTuct produced truly won derful. They are indispensable in the household or the stable. Very truly yours, CIIAUNCEY KILMER, Of the Arm of C. Kilmer & Co. m* 1 ON® ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Svrup of Figs is for sale in 500 and §1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL UUISVILLE KV HEW YORK, N.V. N Y N £— VBB hi AUC STIJ l> Y . Hook-Keeping, tiualneis Forms, NUIIIC PenmanMhip, Arithmetic, Short-band, etc.. ■ ■thoroughly taught by 31 AIL. Circular* free. Bryant'* College, 457 Main St., liunalo, X. V. 'Th«r# la not a Bolder or npy one Jntradinit to tmllfl or otherwlM InttrMted that c»n aßerdto bj without It. It la a practical work ao.l everybody buw It. Thelxwt, cheapaat and m°»t ropular wnrKCYar laanednn Buildin*. Nearly 112 sur hundred dnwlnrm. A *3 book In HIM and atvle. but we kave determined to makeltniMt the popular demand, toault tha timaa, ao thatltcin b» < a«ily reached to an. . . J?IllZ book contain! H4 pairea KxU ."JfJ and oonaiatf of lares 9x12 P'at* vams.Bivlnif PJMjS eleratlona, perepectiTO view,, deacrlptlona. namea, actual oojt of oormtrur'don, no sum werK, anA Inatructiona llo\v t« Build 70 VlllM, Double Houaea. Brick Block Uouaee, fo» eltfauburb*, town ana country, ho.ua«a for the fann and workinifmen'a home, for all,a-etl°n* of the other public building*, together with me form of oontract, and »larira amount or infOrmauoj on the erection of bullSinfa, selection af ! plojrment of Architect*. It i» worth «« fo any on* out we will eend it in paper cover bf maL, poatpaid. on receipt of sl.ooj bound In cloth tiro. v „»fc ARCmTKCT OO ' Ift Vandewatar St.. raw Yortt ur-tfentlon Xhie CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PIUS a RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. Safe ml always reliable. Ladlea, A aak Drufflat far Diamond Brand, la /CL\ red, metallic boxes, »salad with bine wV\ ribbon. Take ■« other. All pills \w In past*board boxes, pink wrapper*, are VSr daaseroaa counterfeit*. Bend 4e. v (stamp*) for particulars, teetlmealal* and "Relief for Ladlae," in letfr, bj rctara ■toll. Nam* Paptr. dklwtorftw'l Ca~ Bad!— ■>.. FMla..f» m I prescrlD* ana fully OIK dorse as the only t a specific for tho certain euro TO ft of this disease. wl Q. £L INURAHAM.M. fCm weee e 52Hf .meterdam, N. Y. B 11 rd aaly by the We have 30ld 111* G for ISlssena munlril ffr many years, and It haa MUSfiSS OBtniCM riven tho best of aatls Oh&Ob D. R- DYCHE k 0 Chicago, lit , fni^^HßFiarklll.lA. Bold by Druffftist* Hall's Catarrh Core Is a liquid attd la taken Internally• Bold by ProggfaMt 76c. Th» royal family In England uses Che Ger man lanriiage. Plense DM 1 ! target It. •thut ttf. H. J toes' CattnaMs lndica Is pre pared Ift CalfttrtSf; IMH, ttom the pumit ami best Native Htop, tttid ta tb« only, Either in that cbuntry Or thta th*t will pow tivoly and permanently euro OtnaUmpwrn* BrimthUin. Axthma, Natal Catarrh and Ntrtnut iMMJitti of break up a fresh cold In twen ty-four hours. sS.flo a bottle, three bottles for $8.60. Craddock & Co., Proprietors, 1082 Raco street, Philadelphia. FITS stopped free by DR. KLWI'» OBEAT NKBVB RESTORER. NO Fits after flrat days use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and $2 trial bottle free. Dr. Kline. 931 Arch St.. PhOa.. Pa. If afflicted with sore eyes use iJr. lsaao Thomp son's Eve-water. Druggists sell at 26o.per bottU Good As Gold Bo enthusiastib stte (hoilsanda of people over the benefits derived from Hood'tf Sdrsaparllla that they can hardly find words to express their Confidence ID and gratitude for this medicine. "Worth Its wolgW In gold" is a favorite expression of these warm friends. If in need of a good medicine to purify your blooo and build up your strength try Hood's Sarsaparilla sold by all druggists. «ij si* tar »t Prepared only by C. I. HOOD ft CO., Lowell, Mart. 100 Poses One Dollar* gFECHAM'c PILLS EFFECTUA^^^ > PTWORTH A GUINEA A BOX.*** ? For BILIOUS & NERVOUS OISORDERS \ \ Such as Wind and Pair) In iha Stomach, Fullness and Swelling after Heals, C ( Dizziness, and Drowsiness, Cold Chills,flushings of Heat, Loss of Appetite, 112 < Shortness of Breath, Costiveness, Scurvy, Blotches on the Skin, Disturbed 112 t Sleep, Frightful Dreams, and all Nervous and Trembling Sensations■ Ac. r } THB FIRST DOSE WILL GIVE RELIEF IN TWENTY MINUTES. ( > BEECH AM 8 PILLS TAKEN AS DIRECTED RESTORE FEMALES TO COMPLETE HEALTH 7 < For Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired I S Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc., S S they ACT LIKE MAQIC, Strengthening the muscular System. restoring long-lost Com- S \ plexlon, bringing back tho keen edge of appetite, anil arousing with the ROSEBUD Or I, / HEALTH tho whole physical energy or the human frame. One of the bent guarantees / > to tho Nervous and Debilitated is that BEECHAM'S PILLS HAVE THE LARGEST SALE OF > < ANY PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IN THE WORLD. „ S I Pre pn red only by Til OS. BKECHAM. St. Helens. I.nneashlre. Englnnd. ( \ thtd bff Drvfffflttearnrrally, B. F. ALLEN CO.. 365 and 367 Canal St.. New York, ) C Sole Atetlts/nt tbe United Htstes, ,rho (If yttir druggist does not keep them) WILL MAIL V. axtde cl e dfoy o. scourinCsoo.p' .^^'.^"^-TryJWny-Our.ncxl-house-cleoxiing^ Even the little pig In the picture is a more agreeable companion than a man with a dirty collar or a woman who presides over a tawdry house. But nobody wants the reputation of being a pig under any circumstances. EVERY WATERPROOF COLLAR on CUFF ———— THAT CAN BE RELIED ON BE UP isro-t to sput! TO Not to Discolor! THE MARK ___J BEARS THIS MARK. NEEDS HO LAUNDERINC. CAN BE WIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT. THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOF COLLAR IN THE MARKET. WALL PAPER BARCAINS! We win Kuarantee all thene clean new good, Jost made, and full length—J yards to the roiL An 8-yd. roll White back I'nper. 3 to An 8-yd. roll Gilt Paper, 9 to 100. An 8-yd.roll Embossed Gilt Paper, Bto 15c. Ullt Borders, 4 to 18 inches wide, 4 and 3c. per yard. Borders without GIU, V to D inches Is. per yard. Bend 4c. In stamps for samples of tho best and greatest bargains In the country. P. B. OA.DY, SOS HIGH STREET. Mention this paper. ProTldonce. K. I. M MONEY IN CHICKENS. S- ■ For 26c. a lOOpage book, experience ■ of a practical poultry ralaer during a years, it teaches how to deteot rfw and cure <ll»ea»e«; to feed for eggs and for fattening; which fowls to (are for breeding, 4c.. So. Addresa BOOK VVB. gQUS j, 184 Leonard St., N. Y. City. nruoinua S40.0VO,00» to be paid P|>l|\ll|l|X out this year under the new llallUlllllw Disability Pension Aot KT ery soldier Included wno (erred *0 days and Is now disabled, no taatter what the cause; or in case or his death his widow and minor children. Dependent parent* also benefited. Write at onoe for blanks and advioe to OSO. D. MITCHELL, Solicitor of Pea slons and Patents, Box 253. Washington. D. C.. Clerk Committee on Pensions or the U. s. Senate for the last seven years. PENSIONS." KHslm" Invalid, Wldow'a or Minor's, or are you drawing less than *13.00 per month 1 Have yon a claim pending bnt want relief—now 112 Write usand reoelvaby return mall appropriate blank and fall Instructions for yottr a copy of the new and liberal Law. LO3OBHAW St BALLARD, References given. Box 46, Washington, D. C. THE DEPENDENT PENSION BILL Orante pensions to HoWlers, Mailer* and tlielr Widows aad t'hlldre*. Pro.ent Pesslsss •■creased. Write lm medUteiy, sUtlng your OS* c. NEW PENSION LAW! sion list. Rejected and DeUyed Claims allowed. Technicalities wiped out. Hare your Claim settled without delay. Patriok O'Tarrell, Washington, D. C, ■a a P. A. I.KHMANN, PATENTS Washington, B.C. I I hll I W sun FOR (nacuLan. PiENSIOHSiaSg titled to • IS a mo. • Fee BO when you get TOUT money. Blanks freo. NUrl *• »mi, luj, »• t OU Mmm Bac,tacho "' Backache. ! Backache. « Martinez, Cal., October 2,1888. . J «onM hardly walk or He down from lame ; soffered bp*era) weeks. 8t Jacob* Oil permanently Wired M, other remedies hat ing tailed to <*? so. FRED. HITTMA-N. Cloverdale, Ind„ Feb. 8,1887. From a bad cold pains settled in my back •no, I suffered greatly; confined to bed and CojlM (mrdly move or turn. I tried Bt. lacoba Oil, which cured me. I do not fear recnirenc®. MRS. P. M. REINHEIMEB. N Y .1 C—tt.S _ A NEW PLAN FOR INVESTORS. NO RIBKS. SURE PROFITS. 7o Guaranteed Bonds for SmafJ Sums. • Write for Full Information. Unquestioned References East and West. The Arapahoe Investment Go. Incorporated:—Capital, 200,000 F. IS. ill LI., - - J'restdent. CHAS. H. WOOV-MAN, Vice-Pi-en. CHAS. H. SAGE, - Treasurer. IVAt. LLOYD. - Secretary. VRANKLIX PLATT, - Counsel. Look Box 2063,~DENVEff > COLO. m I EWIS' 98 Sk LYE L Powdered and Perfumed. The stronge.it a.nd purest Lye A made. Will make the best per • fumed Hard Soap in 20 min utea without boiling. It Is the best for disinfecting sinks, closets, drains, washing bottles, BW barrels, paints, etc. II PENNA. SALT MT'G CO. <*eu. Agin.* i*hiln.» l'a. honorably discharged Koldten fturi bailor® of the lltl war who arc Incapacitated from earning a support. Widows the umf. without regard to caun of death. Dependent Parents and Minor Children alio Inter ested. Orer iiu yean' experience. References lnall parts of the country. No charge If unsuccesafnL Write at once for "Copy ofLaw, blanks and fuU£- junctions ali. rasa to H. )lcA 1,1,18T EH dc CO. (SuccMwrii to Wm, Conwd A r« €!• 71 8. M ashlnaton. 1). C. WM. FITCH & CO., \9*Z (X>rcoran Building, Washington, D. C. PENSION AnORNEYS of over lis years'exportemy. SucownfuUypro.e / TOM SCALES \ / OF \ S6O BIN6HAMTON] \ Beam Box Tare Beam J \4k N. Y. A, J \ n AIiSIMB j*/ \A * s&y ■ piso's Remedy fbr Catarrh Is the Beet, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. ■ Sold by druggist* or sent by mall. 50c. E. T. Hazeltlne, Warren, Pa. m FR»ZER a ® CKST IW THK WO ELB Ufl LflW V ty Get tho Oanulno. Sold Ererrwhera.^ AHIIIII HABIT. Only Certain a' HP|I|M Easy Cl' It K In the World. II Ul IWIW J. 1.. HTEI'HKS*. Lebanon. f~|EN SlO NOT: KSRWS 1 yn In last war, 1* adjudicating claims, atty sin y
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