IHE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ABB TOLD BY THE PUKNY MEN OB THE PBESS. The Maiden's Prayer—A Natural In quiry—An Opportunity—Too Short to Seize, Etc., Etc. 1 care not for the laurel crown That fadeth at a breath; Give to me one of less renown— An orange blossom wreath. —New York Herald. A NATURAL INQUIRY. Miss Biggun—"Come, Willie, it's time little people were in bed." Willie—"What's the matter with Mr. Mite going, too?''— Puck. AN OPPORTUNITY. He (to heiress) —"They tell me your father has a large heart?" She—"Yes, he has the heart disease." He—"l love you."— Mttnsey't Weekly. A LONG SERMON. llolworthy (entering late) —"How long has Dr. Vox been preaching?" Sexton—"Twenty-two years, sir." Hoi worthy—"l guess I won't go in, then."— Harvard Lampoon. BOARDING HOUSE REPARTEE. •'This egg, madame," said the profes sor, with asperity, "is not fresh." "Sir," said the landlady, graciously, "is was laid just one week after you made your last payment."— Bazar. ACCOMMODATING. "Will you give me some small change for these notes?" asked the organ grinder. "Certainly," replied the pedestrian, and then he passed the notes as quickly as possible.— Detroit Free Press. ONE SECRET SHE KEPT. Grumpy—"Pshaw! women can never keep a secret 1" Mrs. Grumpy—"Can't eh? Perhaps I liaven't guarded the secret that the wed ding ring you gave mo was plated."— Lawrence American. TOU CAN TELL THE CLOTnES, TnOUGn. Anxious Escaped Prisoner—"We must get these stripes off, or we'll be caught, sure." Philosophical Ditto Ditto—"No, we won't. You can't tell a man by his clothes."— Puck. A HINT. He—"Smart, as you think me, here I am literally and metaphorically at your feet." She (longing for an oseulatory evi dence of affection) —"Yes, but you ought to be smart enought togo up head.'— Munsey's Weekly. INSULATION PERFECT. Smith (in a terrific storm of thunder and lightning)—" Jones, this is getting dangerous. Have you any metal about your clothes?" Jones (always impecunious)—" Not a dime.'' — Chicago Times. TOO SHORT TO SEIZE. Mrs. Cuinso—"John, dear, I wish you wouldn't get your hair cut as short as that." Cumso—"Why?" Mrs. Cumso—"lt looks like a reflec tion on my amiability."— Life. MUSICAL ITEM. He (enthusiastically)—"lf I could al ways hold those little hands in mine." She—"What gcod would that do you?" He—"Then you couldn't pound that piano any more."— Teres Sif tings. THE FAMILY WAS ALL RIGHT. Mr. Norman Attic—"Y'now we're quite the people, down in Baltimore. Now, how would you like to marry into our family, Miss Prettyport?" Miss P—"o'n, I should be delighted, Mr. Attic, if you had an available grand son."— Chatter. man PRAISE —FROM HIMSELF. She—"Queer that so handsome a man as Byron should have also been so tal ented." He—' 'Oh,M's i Nixon; surely you don't deny that brains and great beauty often go together. I'm far from a fool, I as sure you."— Chatter. LET OUT A KEEP. "By John Henderson, you are getting tremendously stout." "Yes. I'm thinking of making a cor poration of myself." "Goodidea; you've started well. You must have let out that stitch in your side you complained of the other day." COURTESY IN EXTREMIS. In the year 1000. Executioner (politely showing the con demned man the electric chair in which he] is abont to expiate his crimes) —"Be seated, sir, if you please." The condemned (a well-bred person) —"After you, sir."— Paris Figaro. DUX FEMINA. Ethel Reddy—"Mamma, won't you please ask Dr. Doce to look at my little sick ducklings?" Mrs. Roddy—"No, no; run awayl Dr. Doce isn't a bird doctor. Ethel Reddy—"Well, papa said last night he was a quack doctor."— Puck. EVER THUS. "How does your husband spend his time evenings?" "He stays at home and thinks up schemes to make money." "And what do you do with yourself when he is thus occupied ?" "Oh, I think up schemes to spend it." —Epoch. DEAR A* ANY PRICE. Miss Fannie—"Miss Jennie, if you'll not breathe it, I'll tell you something." Miss Jennie—"l promise." Miss Fannie—"l gave myself away, last evening." Miss Jennie—"What! Didn't Riving yourself away make yon feel cheap?" Miss Fannie—"Yes, but he called me 'dear.' " West Shore. ATTAINED HIS AMBITION. "Congratulate me, Amelia. I have at last attained the summit of my ambitions. I hold the fate of men in my bands even unto matters of life and death, and—" "Oh, George, you have been elected a Judge?" "No; but what is of more importance, I have been appointed a baseball um pire."—Philadelphia Times. BETTER THAN MEDICINE. Mrs. Robinson—"Do you still havo Dr. S , dear?" Mrs. Stokes—"Oh, yes; I couldn't ex ist a day without him." Mrs. Robinson—"He doesn't seem to cure you?" Mrs. Stokes—"No; but just think of the social advantage of having that grand carriage standing in front of the door for half-an-hour every day."— Chatter. A MAN OF nis WORD. Wilson—"Philson is a man who keeps his word, whatever else may bo said of him." Bilson—"Do you find him so?" Wilson—"Yes; he borrowed five dol lars from me a year ago, and he said he'd never forget my kindness." Bilson—"And he hasn't?" Wilson—"No; every time he want*to borrow money he comes tome."— Bazar. NIPPED IN TIIE BUD. A railway passenger, by way of killing time, tries to enter into conversation with another gentleman who has got into the samp compartment. "I have an idea, sir, that your name is quite familiar, Mr.—Mr. " "My name is Ulbozokoriky Kolozohi koff; I came from Poland." "Ah! then it is not your name, but your face that I seem to remember." "Very possibly; I spent the last fifteen years in prison, and only came out this morning." At this point the conversation dropped. —Le Figaro. A MATTER OF-FACT AUDITOR. "Fellow citizens," thundered the im passioned orator, bringing his fist down hard on the table, "what, I ask again, is our country comiug to? And echo an swers 'what?' " "Pardon me, sir," interposed a mild looking man in the audience, rising to his feet, "did I understand your ques tion to be: 'What is our country coming to?' " "Yes, sir." "And you say echo answers 'what?' " "That is what 1 said, sir." "Then there's something wrong with the acoustics of this building," said the mild looking man, shaking his head in a perlexed way and sitting down again. Chicago Tribune. HER LITTLE BROTHER'S BET. Little Tommy was entertaining one of his sister's admirers until she appeared. "Don't you come to see my sister?" he inquired. "Yes, Tommy, that's what I come for." "You like her immensely, don't you?" "Of course I admire her very much. Don't you think she's nice?" "Well, I have to, cause she's my sister; but she thumps me pretty hard sometimes. But let's see you open your mouth once. Now shut it tight till I count ten. There—l knowed you could do it." "Why, Tommy, who said I couldn't?" "Oh, nobody but my sister." "What did she say?" "Well, she said you hadn't sense enough to keep your mouth shut, and I bet her two big apples you had; and you have, haven't you? And you'll make her stump up the apples, won't you?" The young man did not wait to see whether she would "stump up" or not. —The Ledger. The Newest Thing; in ThleTery. The newest thing in Inspector Byrnes's line was developed when Detective Wolf brought in Antonio Frosnello, a lad young in years, but evidently precocious in crime. Antonio is an Italian, fourteen years old. He lives at 102 Mott street, and for a living blacks passengers' boots on the South Ferry line of boats. Sunday afternoon voung Antonio sauntered into T. Goldesman's photo graphic gallery, 381 Canal street, and told the artist that he wanted to sit for his picture. The lad was attired in his best Sunday clothes, but his appearance was not quite in keeping with the impor tance of the event. He said that the picturo was to be a present to his sweetheart, a Neapolitan beauty, and he wanted to ap pear at his very best. He asked the photographer to loan him his watch and chain for the occasion. All unsuspecting, the photographer did so. The picture was taken, and the operator went into the dark room, leav ing Antonio alone. When he came out the boy had gone, and with him the gold watch, chain and medals attached, worth S2OO. — New York Sun. Discoverer of Africa's Diamond Field. O'Reilly an old man, who is said to have been the first individual to unearth diamonds at Kimberly, South Africa, is quite poor, and obliged to work for his living. He was for many years a trader with the natives, and doing well, but the rush to the fields, he says, "ruined him." Since diamonds were discovered in South Africa, over $100,000,000 are said to have been exported.— New York Oiw v er. It cost the cigarette men $500,000 last year to supply the packages with pictures, and all have now combined to do away with them. Nrtrs AND NOTES FOB WOMEN. Sashes are worn in endleaa variety. Sapphires are coming into faahjpn. Fashionable millinery is rich in ca prices. Evening gowns are bordered with flowers. Soft caps are worn on sea voyages in stead of toques. Pearls appear in the most populat dress embroideries. Fine English serges are appearing in summer riding habits. Zouave jacket effects are all but uni versal in misses' styles. The favorite confection of the Ameri can woman is chocolate. The styles grow more and more piquant in detail and outline. Black velvet ribbon is the favorite style of trimming for lace dresses. The Rev. Anna Shaw is said to be one of the best women orators in America. Deep yellow and brown, in a simple geometric design, is famous for a dado. Diamond orchids—beautiful and costly —are the latest and most artistic things in jewelry. The white sunshade is novel and pretty, but hard to wear and very trying on the eyes. The choicest thing yet, in its way, is a parasol of white silk covered entirely in real point lace. A Japanese Princess is in Berlin study ing the management of hospitals and charitable institutions. Thrifty women who like to utilize half worn gowns take kindly to the revival of material combinations. The India cottons and English cre tonne are used for summer dresses by women of art-loving textures. Navy blue or brown flannel in short plaited skirts and plain blouse are tho thing for camping out in the woods. Blue, black, gray and violet are the colors most in vogue. Dress skirts con tinue plain and almost close-fitting in front. Ouida, the novelist, has earned more money than any woman of the century with the exception of Mmc. Patti, the opera singer. The visite form of wrap, long ban ished from the catalogue of cold weather outdoor garments, appears among the summer wrappings. A well-known London lady of rank has just had a pair of ten-button gloves made in which each button is a diamond. The pair cost S2OO. White lilac, white violet, white hya cinth and orris are some of the delicious scents that ultra fashionable coiffeurs sprinkle in the hair after it is dressed. Handcuffs of flowers for bridesmaids is the latest caprice abroad, the pretty creatures being yoked together, the one to tho other, with a garland of flowers. A feature of the present style of dress making is the almost seamless bodice which closes on one side invisibly. All the skirts trail in the back a few inches. Pauline Maria Elizabeth Wcdde, a Thuringian giantess, is good looking and of a handsome, well proportioned figure. She measures about eight feet four inches ia height. A Chinese bride when putting on her wedding garments stands in a round, shallow basket. This is supposed to in sure a placid, well-rounded life in her new home. Butterfly bows of ribbon lace and gauzy stuffs are perched on the brim of large hats immediately over the face. They are cute now but sure to be com mon presently. Many of the lighter summer dresses for seaside and country wear show broad silken sashes in brilliant colors and some times in black, which greatly enhance their effectiveness. Miss Alice McGee has been admitted to the bar at "Warren, Penn. She is only twenty-one years and passed a better ex amination than any of the young men who were candidates. One of the married women judges at the Fcnton (Mich.) fair entered several articles in her maiden name in the class of which she was judge and then awarded them the tirst prize. Fifty-dollar dressmakers have adopted the French way of fitting a bodice—that is, without cutting a dart in the mate rial. Tho side gores are cut on the biat and the waist fits like original sin. Many of the Paris dressmakers are re versing the late rule of fussiness round tht feet, and contrive instead to give skirts a semi-peg-top outline by looking narrower round the feet than at the upper part. The coming season bids fair, from all reports, to be the greatest lace curtain season this country has ever known. The manufacturers abroad are making great preparations to meet the demands of the American market. The Duchess of Aosta, wife of the late brother of the King of Italy, is one of the richest young widows in Europe. She has $250,000 in bank, $200,000 worth of plate, pictures, etc., and an an nual State income (pension) of SBO,OOO. If you are going to do much walking in the country, either on the mountain or in the woods, you will add greatly to your comfort by your selection of shoes. Oxfords, with over-gaiters, and tourist Tuxedos, are excellent, stylish and com fortable. A pretty incident accompanied the shower of rice at a recent wedding. A» the departing couple were showered with rice, a floek of city sparrowi swooped down and covered the pave ment, and before they flow »way not I grain of rice was left. The Queen of Roumania in a recent address said: "I shall always maintaii that the active life of woman ought no» togo beyond the sacred interior of ha» home, and that the voice of womat sounds nowhere so sweetly musical as oe her own hearthstone in the midst of hei children." A marriage license is good until used. An Infant Giantess. Pine Level, a hamlet in Texas, just across the line dividing the State from Louisiana, boasts of a phenomenon in the shape of a girl not yet quite ten years old who has already attained the height of five feet, ten inches. She is the daughter of James Rutherford, engineer at the lumber mill of Carter, Robinson & Co., and who is himself a giant in site, while his wife is six feet and a quarter in height. The girl, who was, her parents say, an unusually small, sickly baby, be gan to grow when she was about six years old, and in fctur years has gained two feet and a half, an almost unprece dented growth. She is stout and devel oped in proportion, and has the strength of a man, but her mind is feeble, or else has been so outstripped by her body as to give it no chance to develop. The young ginntess presents a most remark able spectacle with her childish face and dress, seated playing in the sand or amus ing herself with a doll Washington Star. Before >Ve Turn to Dust. How long will a human body remain in the eartli before it decays until it can not be distinguished from the surround - ing clay is a question ns yet undecided by the scientists. Much depends upon the character of the soil and the different elements of which it is composed. In countries abounding in limestone, or, again, in regions thoroughly saturated with alkaline waters, human flesh will retain a natural coler and lirmncss for an indefinite period of time. The bogs of Ireland have yielded up bodies fresh and natural as life that had been buried in their slimy depths for ccuturies. It is said to be an historical fact that the bodies of three Roman soldiers were found in a peat bog on the Emerald Isle, in the year 1509 A. D., fresh and life like, although they had been buried al most sixteen centuries. Commercial Ad vertiser. A Grateful Japanese Priest. 1 know an American who commissioned an agent togo to Japan in order to buy the quaintly carved panels which adorned one of the best and last of the very ancient temples of Japan. The old priest in the temple disliked to part with his treasure and, indeed, he persistently de clined to do so while one bid after an other, of increasing sums of money, was made to him. Not at all despairing of the capture of this bric-a-brac, my American friend went to a Fifth avenue cabinet-maker and procured a handsome rosewood set of bedroom furniture. This he shipped to the priest. This gift so delured the old Jap that ho stripped his temple not only of the panels but of many other things priceless to a con nossieur and sent them over to America. Chatter. A Potato for a Penwiper. "Sec that potato?'' said the clerk, in one of the large hotels, as he pointed to a huge specimen gracefully balanced on the box of toothpicks. "Yes, sir; what of it?" "That is my penwiper. I find it the roost improved penwiper of the nge. When a guest signs the register, I take the pen and hurl its point into the pota to. In an instant the pen is perfectly clean and ready for the next signer. The juice in the potato keeps the nil) of the pen soft and free from dirt. After the potato gets too old it can be thrown away and replaced by another. I have tried about everything in the market, but I think nothing in tho line of a penwiper can compare with a good old potato."— Detroit Free Press. Sir A'nw'i Free, will be sent byOragin & Co., Phtla., I'a., to any one in L T . 8. or Canada, post paid, upon receipt of l! 5 Dobbins'* Kleetrio iSoap wrappers, list of novels on circulars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. Philadelphia glazed kid is crowding tho French article out of the American market. S. K. Coburn, Mgr., Claire Scott, writes: "I find Hall's Catarrh Cure a valuable remedy." Druggists sell it, 75c. BAi.TiMon*. Md., is to have a seven-milo cable road to cost 83,(100,(ICO. Children Enjoy The pleasant flavor, gentle action and soothing effects of Syrup of Figs, when in need of a lax atlve and if the fathor or mother be costive or bilious the most gratifying result'* follow Its use.so that it is the best family remedy known and every family should have a bottle. 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TOBIAS' Venetian Linint ••What a grand article it is.' 4 •*1 cannot be without It." ••It is the king of pr.in relievers." ••No other liniment equnl to it." ••1 consider it a great remedy." •'Nothing could induce me to travel with* out it," Thousands of certificates can be seen at 40 Murray Street, Xew York, with similar expressions, attest ing to the wonderful curative properties of Dr. Tobias* Venetian Liniment. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25 and 50 eents. Sr^TScOMBININGSARTICLESU* " IT "" ■W.lCtail Btlho ! nre.| £ P|» /artorvpHecj./Kl htt ftncl cb p eoods to bo I fl<!<£_ B ;THBBL 112 B il>S paiil for on dohiory. VT>| to II IRC. Send stamp tor Oata- rBEB log no. Nav* gaoitarjircu. W/ Dllirtll. LDltdBQ UFO. CO., 145 K. »th at, ruim4»,r»
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