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“AI the news that's fit to print”
BATURDAY DECEMBER 1, 1908
* Looking for Troudie.
She—Where will we stop for dinner
dear, if we go oe® in the automobile’
He—Oh, we had better take our din
ner along, and we'll eat wherever we
happen to stop.—Yonkers Statesman.
Corrected.
Gebhart—I suppose he is breathless
iy awaiting the possible outcome of
that will-contest?
+ Carsone—More likaly breathlessly
awaiting the podetnle frome — Judge
His Last Words
A gir! in an autormoble
Ran down an old man with a squle;
When they picked up the pleces
He sald: "Excuse mieces
You don't know how funny I fle
Houston Post
™ POSITION TO BE OVERLOOKED
“That's rather a long nose you've
got, isn't iL? Have you never noticed
nr
“Yes; but I generally manage to
overlook it"
Dead Eggs.
Yeast—Did you ever
egpa?
Crimsonbeak—No, I never did; but
I've tried ‘em after they were dead —
Yonkers Statesman.
An Bvidence of Disregard.
“He seems to be very fond of mus
$0.” sald an auditor.
“He isn’t,” answered Miss Cayenne,
“aor he wouldn't try to sing —Waash-
ington Star.
try to dye
He Knew.
Teacher—How many eggs are there
in a dozen’
Grocar's Boy—Five goed ones, five
fair ones and two bad ones —Cleveland
Leader.
Chronic with Him.
Attorney for the Defense—Have you
aver been cross-examined before?
The Witaess—Have 17 I'm a mar
ried man Life.
—
’ In Peace, as it Were.
A London doctor says every man
should have a silent hour at home
each day. There are men who will
Jean to the epinion that it would be
easier to have their silent hours away
from home.
By Tunnel to iretand.
Although ‘little is sald nowadays of
2 tugnel apder the Irfsh sea, yet it Is
pot impossible that at some future
“date this project, which has been so
much canvassed, will yet assume tang
FINDS TROUSERS, HOT
LINGERIE, IN SUITCASE
Youths Play Joke on
Bride's Sister, Just Back From
Wedding.
Norristown, Pa "Ugh! trousers,
and other men's clothlug'™ exclaimed
pretty Lillian Bergey of Bridgeport,
as she opened what she supposed was
her own sult case to take oat some
wedding cake, lingerie upon re
turging from her sister's wedding at
Reading
Thereby hangs an mnteresting story,
which was brought ent at a county
commissioners’ meeting
A sult containing wedding
etc, had been
turned over to the commissioners by
Webster, watchman on the
between here and Bridgeport
etc
case,
bridge
“I Found Trousers and Things”
He explained that
ited In his
and he «
la the sult
had been depos
waulch x while he was
sanceive why
opened it, however, was a let
absent
Case Connus
ter addressed to Mi== Lilian Her
Bridgeport, Pa K and
official instructions, the commis
clerk called up Bridzeport
phone and finally got Miss Berge;
the Ie
and the letter
at the othe;
rev
with
ion
by
at
explained the sult case
whereupon the
end of the
complying
ors
wire
sweet
wire
had just returned f
attended the
ym Reading
wedding of my
kilp
Upon m3
where |
sister I set d
ing for a ty
nome | 0]
WH while wait
sie arrival
the
when
Car
ened the grip to share
h my relat
' 1 found trouse: ind
1 hastened back to the station and
man tearing his halr
out by the roots searching for the very
I had become of
turned it over when he
wedding cake w Ves
things
found a youug
grip | had
t 1
proved his pr
to find mine. | noti
anthorities and the)
the
80 sick
to him
but 1 was unable
tied the railroad
had detec
operty
have
tives on case, | guess
ed, upon further In
mischievous boys
3 and a scent for
substitu the
the
the
probably
It has transpir
vestigation that
with far seeing ese
que, had
for the female
the grote ted
belongings at
the fatter
I he are
mae
station moving to
walchuman's box
laughing yet
Girl Spends Night in Ice Box.
New York While
high and low all
old Helen Cobb
box in the
policemen hunted
night for her, 12
imprisoned in an
cellar of her home on
Freeman She was liberated
next day by her {ather Patrick Cobb
He feared. she had been abducted. Cobb
is a widower and Helen kept house and
looked after thiee smaller children
Wednesday sent Helen to a
ETOcery with three cents to buy
kerosene and she stopped to play and
the Afraid to go home
she sald she had crept Into the cellar
and then into the box and closed
the heard her father
call her The door had a spring lock
and closed her Cobb
alarmed toward tildulght and reported
Helen's disappearance to Captain Me
Glynn Then he and policemen
searched for hig daughter He made
al trips to the cellar of his home
and called, but in He did not
go to work yesterday, but continued
and near Eul a
to his call and traced
Year
ay
fce
sires!
night he
store
inst money
ice
door when she
in became
Severs
vain
the search noon he
faint
the voice to the
response
ice Dox
The Editor's Apology.
As usual our printer left us in the
‘soupe” last and this week, and we
have not as yet been able to secure
the services of another; and there
fore we ask the indulgence of our
readers for the scarcity of reading
matter this week We have been
conducting a sale Ly auction, and had
but a few spare hours left In which
to get out this sheet We hope, how-
ever, to do betier next week —Wash-
Ington (N. C) Connty Times.
A —————————
The New Congressman.
SYMPATHETIC|
WOMAN
By KENNETT HARRIS
The freckial boy with the large
bump on his forehead wrigzled In the
clutch of the large woman who wore
the black straw hat trimmed with
brown velvet and Concord grapes
‘“Tain’t nothin” he said. “The skin
ain't skassly peeled”
You pore moung one!’ exclaimed
the woman in horrorstricken tones
How in the name o massy did you
come to do that® Does it hurt you
Johany?
“Naw,” replied the freckled boy
contemptuously. “Ain't pothin’ to hurt
‘You might git blood pizen In IL
sald the woman Here, let me put
this yer hankchief around it to keep
the cold out. My land! What mis
chief boys does’
The freckled boy broke away from
her and hurried through the store
The large woman waddled slowly
after him, anxiety written in capital
letters on her kindly face
As she passed out of the store Par
sons broke into a smothered guffaw
and the little tailor winked at Wash
ington Hancock
“She's all right, sald Hancock
Some women is jest pachelly that
way. She's agoing over to Mis Ber
Y's now to try to scare her into a
conniption fit, but she won't, Miss
Berry's got too many of ‘em to scare
easy. Johnny's little brother busted
through the swing doors in the
mow last summer, an
overend 18 foot to the ground, an’ Ht
settin His niother seen him from
the porch, where she wus a-washin’,
bul she didn’t let on, s0's you'd notice
ft. In about a minit the young one
picked hisself up an’ begun to cry
You Beemis' hollers Mig’ Berry
You quit that bawlin' right away; you
hear me? If you git cuttin’ up them
didoes agin I'll take a switch to you
an’ frail you outen your hide. Some
o' these days youl git hurtel, mark
my words, actin’ like that Go up an
pull them doors shet
That'll do to tell,
keeper
If 'twarn’t so | wouldn't tell it”
sald Hancock with a virtuous expres
sion. “She ain't like Milt Sowash's
woman. You know Milt, don’t you,
Sol*”
Baker shook his head
It was over on Gooseneck,” supple
mented Hancock Rule knows him if
you don't Mighty poor stick Milt is,
but his wife seems to think he's
about all right Milt's wife jest natch-
elly wus that there kind ¢ woman
jest like Mrs Berry aln't. She'd allua
go about pityin’ everybody an’ every.
thin’, but with Milt she wus more so
If Milt come in from the field an’ said
wus plum tuckered she'd fly
around like a hen on a hot griddle to
bring him a rockin’ cheer out on the
porch, an’ it Why, Miit, you pore
man' It makes me feel real bad to
think o° vou workin’ the way you do
Sho! You jest look it, too. Let me git
a piller fe: haid,” an’ sech as
that
One time when they wus athrash
in’ Milt pushed a bundle too clost to
Cicero Perkins, who wus cuttin’,
he got one of his fingers cut
much, but If you could
the fuss his wife made
thought his head was cut
hay
went kitin® end
sald the store-
too
he out
wus
Sour
an’
Twan't
heord
you'd have
off After
she'd got his finger tied up even she'd
still keep a pityin’ him an’ askin’ him
if it didn’t hurt him
Aln't that too
Jest to think o
that away!
wust Juck
have
had’ she'd
vou bein carved up
You shorely do have
of any man | ever
do! Milt
if 1 can’t do suthin
to see you sufferin’ an
around an’ holdin’ my hands
must hurt you powerful bad!
ter
cut
you
say
the
knew,
tell me
I hate
standin’
My! It
A quar
of an Inch more an’ It would bave
to the bone
nothin’ of It!
you shorely honey
fer
you
me
you clear an’ there
set makin
Milt kind o liked it
He'd teil her to quit
liked It all the
ed Han
fussin
same
pursu
cock
but Lis
Fle doe 1
Does he
Keeper
“I haln’t be
for five
COCK
kind o
|
je
get asked the store
en up Gooseneck
years or more,’
Mebbe he gits it
time though, when
weighed in the balance an’
in
Way
replied Han
There was
she wus
found lack-
That wus one day when the Farm
ers an’ Drovers’ bank falled ag” Milt
lost $230 he had in It an’ as he come
back from town his horses got to oct
in’ up an’ fin’ly run away an’ busted
up the wagon an’ threw Milt out an’
put his ankle out ¢' jint an’ fin'ly
missed the bLridge over Gooseneck
crick an’ drowned thelrseives He
wus settin’ by the side o' the read
when his hired man come along ridin’
lickety split to find him an’ tell him
that the barn had burned down while
he wus tryin’ to doctor the Hereford
bull what had got into the corn an
foundered hisself. The hired
went to a neighbor's am’ got
home an’ his wife met him at
gate
one
man
Milt
the
Too much fer her to do jestice to,
I a'pose?’ ventured Haker
Well, she done her best”
Hancock. “That wus about three
o'clock in the afternoon an’ she kep'
it up stiddy til! after the doctor come
at eight. Then she went Into the
kitchen to git some water het up
When she come back she started
bathin' Miit's ankie agin an’ didn't
say nothin’ for a minit or two, That
made Milt mad
By gol. Hetty! he says Don't
you reelize all what's happened? 1
sh'd think you'd say suthin’ to show
you're a leetle mite sorry’ Chicago
Dally News
sald
South African Winter Resort.
The popularity of Victoria falls.
Rhodesia, as 8 winter resort for Eag-
ol YEN
News and advertising matter may be
left at Gregg’s Racket Biore, Waverly.
After 11 o'clock noon eall the main
office at Sayre, Valley ‘phon® 128X,
Xmas post cards at Strong's,
John J. Higgins is on a business
trip to Williamsport.
Leather skins $1.50 at Strong's.
Miss Margaret Ross is home
from Bioghamton and will remain
over Sunday,
Post card albums
Strong's.
sc np at
“173 2t
Theodore Weeks returned from
Watkins yesterday, where he went
to spend Thanksgiving.
We tinsel your name on post
card while you wait at Strong's. 2
George Scureman returned from
Wilkes-Barre last evening, where
he went to spend Thanksgiving,
George Campbell spent the past
two days in Waverly and has re-
turned to his farm near Greens
Landing,
— —
H. J]. Baldwin and wife’have re
turned home after a three weeks
trip to Baltimore, “Washington,
Philadelphia and Mew York city.
Claud Kline has returned to
Dunkirk after spending the past
few days with his family in this
village. He is the ageat of the N.
P. L at Dunkirk.
Yesterday afternoon a horse fell
down on the incline on Fulton
street, the wheel of the wagon ran
upon the animal's tail, and most of
it was pulled out.
Minard Hoyt is spending a few
days at his home in Waverly. He
is lecated at East Brady, Pa, and
is employed as a mail agent be-
tween that point and Pittsburg.
A party of young people went
on a straw ride to Milan last even
ing, and on their return they went
to the East Waverly hose house,
where they had a very crjoyable
social time,
Simon Zausmer is bwildinz a
room in the rear of his store and
will use it for a phonograph room
It will be entirely enclosed so that
the music of the instiuments will
not be heard
room,
in the main store
Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Warner
Misses Ida Trescott, Kittie Wars
ner and Olive Warner and H. C
Waid of Elmira; and Archie
Wemple of Buffalo, spsnt Thanks
giving at the home of Roy Waid
at Ne, 6 Orchard street,
—— A ps
MISSION STUDY CLASS
Waverly—The mission study
class will meet with Mrs. James E
Angell 414 Chemung street Friday
Dec. 7, at 3 p.m. Hawaii will be
the subject. All who are interested
are invited to attend. The follow-
ing program has bzen arranged :
Map Talk Mrs Angell ;
My Tiip to an Island Paradise
Mrs Sebring.
The Hawaiian Islands ia 181g Mrs
Tozer.
Fifty Years After Mrs. Sawyer.
Duet Mrs Ingham and Mrs Berry
The Leper Colony at Molokai
Mrs. Gore.
Transformation from an Eastern
Monarchy to an American State
Mrs, Ingham.
PAID HIS FINE
Waverly—William Maylon, the
young man whe was arrested for
an assault on another young man
pamed Hyde plead guilty to the
charge and paid a fine of $5 yes-
terday afternoon. He at first re-
fused to plead guilty. and said that
he was justified because of the
language used by the young man
Waverly—If you have a dog’
and have not fully obeyed the law
in regard to their care and the
safeguards that are provided, you
bad better wat:h out or the dog
catcher will get the pup and lock
bim in the pound, Then you will
have to hand over the prescrited
amount of shekels to again get
him into your possession, other
wise he will be killed. The imple-
ments for the capture of such dogs
as are running at large have
been in the town hall for some
time, and this momiag two mea
took them and started out to de-
plete that portion of the canine
trite that is now running at large,
many of which could be spared
No captures have yet been res
ported but there wese several lively
foot races between the man with
the net ard the liberty loving
mongrel.
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED
Waverly —Chas. Collins a ma-
rine on the Uaited States battleship
Alabama who is spending ten days
at the home of his parents on Che-
mung St, was pleasantly surprised
by a number of his friends last
evening. The evening was speat in
games, music and other amuses
ments, After a few hours erjoy~
ment the guests were ushered into
the dining room where a bouates
ous supper was served. The
guests were the Misses Laura
Stevens, Bertha Hess, Susan
Squires, Helen Dillon, Edna Cols
lias, Ona Fairbanks, and Messrs
Clarence Langeland, Lester Munic
Larrea Degroffand Percy Allinger
GAVE A DEMONSTRATION
Itis said that two well known
base ball players went to the Le-
high station on Thursday night
and beautifully trimmed a couple
of express messengers. The
assault is «aid to kave beea made
without provocation, and that tee
base ball artists simply wanted to
demonstrate their ability as
ponents of the pugilistic art. No
arrests will follow, but it is said
that the messengers were most
liberally decorated with discolored
optics, and that the ermine fi:w in
all directions.
x
LOCAL NEWS
A series of revivals arc being
held at the Methodist church. All
arc invited to attend.
Regular services will be held at
the Baptist church tomorrow morn
ing and the Lord's suppzr will be
administered at the close of the
€Vening service.
H. R Talmadge is to deliver
pessessicn of his plumbing estab
lishment to the Elmira Shirt Man-
ufacturing company today. The
carpenters have begun erecting ths
frame work for the new building | vie
on Lockhart street.
PLEASANTLY ENTERTAINED
Mrs. Arthur Merrill of 97 Che-
mung Strect, entertained a few
guests of Waverly and Sayre in
honor of Mrs. Halbert of Palmyra,
and Mr. and Mrs. Fred Gifford of |
Santa Barbara, Cal. Music and|tw
games were played and light re-
freshments were served All en-
joyed a very pleasant evening.
William's Carbolic Salve With
Amica and Witch Hazel
The best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tet-
ter, Chapped Hands and all skin erup-
tions. It Is guaranteed to give satisfac
tion, or money refunded. ioe 350 by
droggista. illlams Mf’ : rg Li hey s
Cleveland, O. Sold by
druggist,
B re Brings on Rheumatism
Painful In its Bae fom. okly
an agony orf
lected, When you feel the first =
in the muscles, first slight hes
in the joints take Bloodine. It acts im-
mediately on the Blood aod Nerves, and
will poaitivel cure Rheumatism, how-
ever severe, oa by C. M. Driggs, Sayre.
Piles! Piles! Piles!
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H. H. Mercereau,
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Mandolin Teacher
I
Will be in Bayre on Batu each
week, eh t oh 1 on Saturday, sash
instruction of pupils on the mandolin.
Studie: Room 2, Richard block, over
postoffice. For ferther particulars ad-
dress, Edwin F. Loomis, Athens, Pa.
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4
Waverly, K. YX.
TOUHEY'S HOTEL
Brary New sod Up-do-Date. Fish
escumodations.
Thomas Ave, Opposite L, V, Siation,
tstas $1.50 Par Pov, Save.
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Plazas asd Estimates Furnished
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Contractor and Builder
Plans aad Estimates Furnished
210 Millar St Sayre. Pa
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ens,
Heating stove 408 Keystone
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For office
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