| ct rds and Buffets. ley. Most complete in the Val- GRAF pes, and will pay you three per oent. interest per annum for money The Valley Record Sayre, $3.00 per year; 15 cexts PE vertising rates reasonable, and made known on application. eed, second vo Sh made ha A of Congreso March 8, Published every afternoon except flag ag Mtemlie® Printicg Offices, ‘All the news that's fit to print” IDNESDAY NOVEMBER 28, 1908 Her Trouble “Your wife doesn't look well? “She Isn't.” “She looks worried? “She Is. “What's the trouble? »] had the parly-line telephone taken out of my house. “That's a funny about.” “Oh, I don't know, she bas no way now of finding out what her neigh bors are about. "—Houston Post Like a Woman “Did you motice that hat that Mra Scrumptious had on at the theater, 10 night, Mollie “1 should say that 1 did It was perfectly horrid, and they say that she brought it from Paris with her “Well, I'm Just sure that she bo ight it on one of those - there." —Cincinnati ( une. thing to worry fit streets al-Trib ¢ back nmer Righteously Indignant Jenks—The boss told me this morn- ing that I Jooked as if I had gone to bed with my clothes on I told him pretty sharply that be was mistaken Clark—Oh, come now did iu Jenks—1 did not. These ure brother's clothes, —Philadeiphia you know you my Press Business Is Business Woman—What! Twenty that little piece © beet? rageous—It's robbery—ils a "Dut 1 s'pose I'll have to pay It Butcher—Itil ye quarter, mow, mum. I'm sorry ter say th’ price Rez gone up again while you've been kicking about it Life cents for It's out shame cost a Still Working *1 found an adder in my kitchen this morniog.” “Nonsense! This is not for snake stories” “This is no snake story ferring to my gas meter.” “Ok. mine's a multiplier Post. the season | was re- - Houston Too True Roblason—They say that there are two things that a man cannot dodge- death and fazation Smith—Well, I never have known anyone to dodge death successfully, but I have known of several of our mii- Hopaires dodging taxation —Cincipnat) Commercial- Tribune Putting It Gently Mrs. Knewbride—Don't you like this cake George? | made Il with my own bands. Mr. Knewbride— Yes, my dear, but— er—1 think thers must be some Lypo graphical errors in your cook book.— Cleveland Leader Accomplished. Tesa—Oh, yes, she was married on the thirteenth Jesa—On the thirteenth? Gracious! fsn’t that unlucky? Tess—How can it be unlucky if she's actually married ’—Philadeiphia Press. Judging by Precedent. “This book of yours ia full of rank & CO. St. and Park Ave., Waverly. ENTOMBED 28 DAYS DOG 15 STILL MVE ANIMAL WEDGED FAST IN HOLE IN SEARCH FOR RABBIT. IS FOUND BY ITS MISTRESS | Canine, Though Too Weak to Move, Gradually Regains Its Strength on Warm Milk and Water Diet. London. —An extraordinary instance of a dog's wonderful endurance comes { from Guildford, In Surrey Bessie, the dog In question, is a val nable one, and her delighted mistress regards her escape from death as something like a miracle That the dog 1s little the worse for the adven They Found Him Alive After His Long Entombment. het a reporter ture was proved by lively bark of welcome when first saw Let About a month ago Bessie thought she would go on pedition of her own In the extensive a little sporting ex house, and che chased i rabbit down a bLIR hole That was the last that was seen Or grounds which the adjolr heard of her until last Sunday when her mistress, happening 10 pass in the direction of the hurrow faint Another dog, noticing the so inds. made for the rabbit hole There apparent heard whines proceeding from It immediately his evident excitement made it that he had something ext aordinar Fhe woman herself hardly d red to hope that the lost Bessie had Leen found, Imagining that had been but imme diately ran back to the house and or dered the warren Lo be dug up Iwo men were quickly on the spot and and dug open a trench about cight or pifie feet long On going found the head of the dog wedged between some stone € He days food room to turn The animal was of the hol discovered she stolen, with pick shovel they devper they sje wag still alive, after being 26 in that coffin like space without without water, and without any tenderly lifted out and It was then seen what a change had come over her Fat as a young pig’ befors she went in, she appeared to be nothing but skin and bone, her ribs projecting painfully under her black and tan coat Very carefully was taken into the house and fed on warm milk and water, quickly even ater on to playfully now she at tempting beg some meat from her mistress hands The effort was oo much, and she fell over A little the ruling jostinct again proved too strong, and she was off after a mouse in the con but that effort also was a fecovering, later, however, servatory, little too ambitious The dog had actually lived on its own fat—it was about 14 pounds light after Its entormmbment but, as its owner remarked Perhaps er proudly race tells Bessie has revisited the spot since but showed no fear of the place. But she seemed to cast a sidelong glance at the dog cemetery which adjoins There some curious epitaphs appear to the memory of those are gourned by thelr joving owners. One reads who Came In, Looked about, Didn't like it, Went out progressing satisfac posse SOF of a endurance, and her five Bessle is now torily {a the proud record dogged hopes to more than double years of life in Captain Henry Dies From (ancer, WASHINGTON Nov -t Captain Hugh HL. Henry, past mander of the Army and Navy union, 1. 8. A. and chief of staff of the pres ent National Commander Browne, [Is dead after an operation for enncer of the stomach He was identiied prom frational com tnentty with many patriotic socletien. He will be buried tomorrow at Arig: By JAMES HUCHES Gordon's face clouded over. “Bul this Is such a splendid chance,” he pleaded It's the opportunity of a lifetime. It would be criminal to lel it pass.” You don't have to,” sald Amy, loft if you care more about the old position than you care about your in tended wife, you are at liberly out lomorTow ily tO EO if you want to. 1 won't go But you can come home and see your people every he pleaded You can come home for three months every year. That's fair enough if you loved me,” she scorned, “you wouldn't ask me to leave mother if sou loved me, he retorted vou'd be willing to come with me Look here, Amy.” he pleaded, gent ly. This the chance that comes to a young fellow only once Mr. Gor don writes that he wants lo surround himself with voung men whom he knows. If I go now, by the time I am 35 1 shall a position that would pot come here before | am grav haired 1 know how you feel about leaving the folks and going clear across the continent, but if you laved me you would be willing to gO Then I don't love you she said decidedly, “for | am not going She held out to him the circlet of e hich she had heen so proud, and he placed it in his pocket book and turn ed away She watched him go down the walk, and then ran back into the house to throw herself on the sofa In an agony of grief, She did love Ben Gordon, but thought that he should be more attentive to her wishes tie had been offered an opportunity to take a place 1a the office of an old friend of his father's. If things were right he would forge ahead with far greater rapidity than in the eastern bank where five vears of [faithful work had merely advanced him from collection clerk to under bookkeeper He went quietly ahead with his prep arations. and though his face fell each morning and evening as he looked in the mall rack in the hall for some word from Amy. he did not seek her Year is have to me she out More than once he was tempted to go over to her house and make a last appeal, even though his reason told him that to do so would be to spoil it all. At any sign of surrender she would to her advantage and that he knew would only lead to worse trouble Even at the last moment he waver but he climbed into the carriage him to the was possessed seek press ed that had come lO Cary train, and though he by an almost irresistible impulse to direct the driver to the Mellens', he kept straight on toward the station Train's 20 minutes late,” announc ed the baggage master as he che ked his trunk You ve got about half an hour to walt He stepped out of the baggage room intending to find a seat on the plat and with to go over form came face to face Amy | saw go in sald 1 didn’t think that you would go away without } did not want to I thought it would be better you she ceing me he assured, "but If had it would have opened the argument and !' did not any than they are Why didn’t You were Dit 1 Couldn't want to make matiers worse you come and tell me ** she demanded to? asked ven realize what meant and youl SOIry have he it to me to go away leave here’ You're she an you don't going to That is not pounced, calmly have But persisted May 1 go she asked, softly I'm sorry 1 was so mean the other night You were right, and if you'll still have me I'll go with you now Hut he There {s no chance to get married before the fo go on this train” he puzzled I must too? vou cant cried train comes ‘Yes there Mother and father and Di Cart wright in the station and Dr Cartwright will marry us in ten min utes You're a dorling! “fut there is she declared are he cried condition,” she bargained You must promise never to throw it up to me that 1 ran after — Boston Globe is one You Aristocrats Disgruntled John Burns's appearance among the Uritish king's advisers though re elved by the patrician Rritons with + gasp, didn’t begin to the lamor that Kaiser Wilkelm's cholce of a colonial chief has caused In Ger Any Hernhard Dernberg, who has fast succeeded Prince Von Hohenlohe as director of the Colonial Office, is but the aristo js not even of that he is a whatever that ac the excite not only not “noble erates declare that he the old German rock badly baptized Jew/ may mean He Is cused by others of not heing of financial dynasties ! Enforcing Food Law. The state food law Is being more vigorously enforced in Massachusetts al the present time than ever before in five months of this vear the slate hoard of health obtained the convic tion of 165 dealers who sold products that did not conform with the re quirements of the food law of the state A more rigid law has just gone into effect, and a more thor ouch inspection Is promised by the state authorities witheringly Figures that Stagger. All the men, women and children pow living weigh less than hall as much as the coal mined in the United AVERL FRANK E. WOOD, Representative News and advertising matter may be left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly, After 13 o'clock noon call the mala office at Bayre, Valley ‘phone 138X, P.W. Towner the jeweler has gone to New York city. Miss Gundetman is working ie P. W. Towner’s jewelry store. William Harding of Candor is visiting Waverly fiiends today. The little child of James Lynch, of Spaulding St. is ill of paeumonia Mrs. Dora Riker of West Broad St, went to New York city this morning. The Tiogn Hose company are preparing to make extensive re- pairs to their club room. Free oysters at Bishop's calc Thanksgiving day and night, 401 Loder street, Waverly, N Y. Mr. ard Mrs. William P, Tillote son are visiting their daughter, Mrs C. O Hoagland, on Clark street. The Young People's society of the Baptist church will hold a social at the church parlors this evening. Miss Frances Schoglund of Sus- quehanna, Pa, is visiting her sister Mrs. Dayton Handricks of Che mung street. Dr. Switzer, who is receiving treatment at the Packer hospital, has not had a hemmorrhage since last Friday, ard is improving rapidly. A delegation of ladies from the Woman's Home Missionary so- cie'y are in attendance at the county convention of that society in Owego. Mrs. Daisy Leunsberry of Ful- ton, N.Y. will come to Waverly tomorrow and will spend a week at the home of Frank Lounsberry of Johrson street Mr. Case of Auburn is 1a town and will spend Thanksgiving at the home of his son W. E Case, Supt. of the Waverly, Sayre and Athers Traction company. Tre Wells Fargo Express ccm: pany yesterday presented their agent at this place, James Rumsey, acd the Criver, Artbur Northrup, with fine turkeys for Thanksg ving SERVICES TOMORROW W.verly—Tomorrow morring at 7 o'clock there will be a sunrise prayer service at the Methodist church In the evening instead of the regular Thursday night praycr meeting there will te a special praise service. Rev, H. B. Cook, pastor of the Methodist church will preach the annual Thanksgiving ing sermon at the Baptist charch |at 11 o'clock a m The regular prayer meetings will be held at the Baptist and Presbyterian churches in the evening. NEARLY COMPLETED W.verly—The new Masonic temple is rapidly approachiag com- pletion and in a short time th:t society will move from their press ent lccition ia the N. P. L, build: ing into their new quarters. F.F. Smith is at present installing the heating apparatus which will in- clude steam heat in the third story and hot air in the first and second stories. The rooms vacated by the Masons will be used by the N. BUILDING BRIDGE Waverly—Under the direction of Frank L. Howard the town of Barton is erecting a new bridge across dry brook on Pine street. Contractor S. C. Smith has just finished building thé concrete abutments. The new bridge will extend clear across the street and The next regular meeting of Moaica council No 160 Daughters of Pocahontas will be held D.cem- ber 6, as there will be no meting on Thanksgivirg day. The advance sale for “The Mommy acd the Humming Bird" opened at Hall's shoe store this evening, As the show is well known here there is a great de mand for seats, The leaciog attraction at the Locmis opera house last season wrs “The Mummy acd the Hum- ming Bird” [It will be repeated for two performances, matinee and evening, next Saturday. The second annual ball <f the Sayre Aerie of Eagles will be held in Eighmey's hall this evening Excellent music has been provided and the Eagles promise to have a big time. A large number of invitations have been issued. Dt. Nelson and Will Ricketts of Ithaca will play a match game of pool at Henson's pool rooms toaighf. It will be a 200 ball game, and thers is a purse up. A great game is expected as there is much rivalry between the men, No admission will be charged. The O:ioles of this place and a team from Owego will play a game of football on the Riverside grounds at this place tomorrow morning. The game will be called at ten o'clock, and as it is doubt less to be the closing game of the season a big crowd aad a hot con- test may be expected. “The Mummy and the Humming Bird,” which will be seen at the Loomis on Saturday afternoon and evening premises to draw two big hcuses. The advance sale of seats will be large and in order to be taken care of it will be an excellent plan to tock your order for a reat catly. NO RECORD TOMORROW Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, the day set apart principally through prccedent for feasting and givisg cf thanks. It is a legal holiday and the busy world will for the must part cease work and erjoy a rest along with the turkey ard cranberry sauce, In common with the rest of humanity the employes of the Valley Record will take a day off tomorrow. Figrt Duel Over a Barrel Covington, Tenn—As the result of a quarrel between thelr wives con cerning thelr respective rights to use water from a rainwater barrel, J. H. tinghey and Charles Harper engaged in a gun and pistol duel near Tiptca and Harper was killed. Ars. Hughey and Mrs. Harpe engaged in a wordy aflray respecting the amount cutitled to use and bad used from the barrel belonging to the They appealed to their pusbands, and Hughey, armed with a and Harpe with auto matic revolve net ir yard and became of water cach was house shotgun in in thi Qpent | fi Just Too Sweet, Miss Elder—Yes, Jack asked me to be his partner for life, and | accepted Miss Younger—How lovely! And you will be the senlor partner, won't you, dear?—Cleveland Leader Mary's Frankfurtera Mary had some Hite “dogs. Ste put ‘em In tO slew, rey rever growled a single bit, Until] she'd caten two ~Yonkers Statesman STRAP - HANGER'S FORCE OF Jones (arriving late, after a basy day, and addressing his wife)—Madam, take my cheat, please. I'm ‘cushtomed 0 sthand. —The Sketch. No Delay. Kulckér—Has Smith's aulo every convenience? tice, for Piles and Itchiog of the ry by aroggista, by Iliams MI O. Forsale by C, M. Driggs, When you get ready oe JUSTICE OF THE PEACE OFFICE ROOM 5, M. P. A. BUILDIN( Telephone y246y. . - * A Sarw Canvas REVIR ENOWE TO FAIL, =o5 Ban fasion Lsarasiond or Boar? Bafunded For §1.00 per Sun. Wild send thems on rial 8 PILL Haisen for a Barve thems send our erdert 1a 15a Pharmacel Co. 210 Millar BL Sarre. Cards For Sale. f lowing card signs: Por Rent For Bale Private Office Please Do Not Aak for Oredit Positively No Admittanee Foro Rooms{ Hoarding LEHIGH VALLEY R. (To effect No #4.) Tralns leave Sayre as follows RASTBOUND. A. M. Dally for Towanda, kannock, Wilkes Barre, Chunk, Allen 12:3 .M pock, Pittston, Wilkes-Barre, Bodh cele ee a, Halls, Williamsport, Wyalusiag, ville, Tunkhannock 8:99 Wasbisgics. 10:00 Ec SaaE Ris 12:50 Weshoppen for Allegtown, M. (Waverly 1333 P. M. Towanda, Tuskhensock a Dethle K adalp! \ PY Baltimore and W . lehem, New: York, Philadelps time ¢ and Washington. only for Athens, Ulster, Tow roeton alls, New Albesy, Dushore, WESTBOUND, A.M. Dally for ple 1:58 3:50 points west. edenia, Batavia, Nisgers Pails ead Torouls. 1th 10 3:3 age 6:332 . Oemave and Manthestar, to } Ss: Sails Pa Tank: Mauch Mew Mauch Satter Lacey Beil - Milan Dally stom is, Ba’ Mom ter Lacey Barre oaly. Hayw A. Atkins, Over Raymond & Haupt's Coafec- tionery Store, Se. EET EEE H. H. Mercereau, Attorney-at-Law dotary Public Spedis! stiention to Pension Papers, Valley Phone 11 X, i Desmond Riverd Fayre — Will be ia Sayre on Saturday, esch week, which tme I will devote to the instruction of pupils on the in. Studio: Room 2, Richard block, over postoflice. For forther particulars ad- dress, Edwin F. Loomis, Athens, Pa. DR. A. 6. REES, M.D. 111 Miller Street, OFFICER HOURS: 8 to 11:00 a. m., 3 bo 4:80, 7:00 to 5:00, Genito arigary and chronio diseases » I.E. BAKER Garpenter and Builder. 17 Pleasant 8t. Waverly, B. YX. TOUHEY'S HOTEL Sverytiing New 2nd Upto.Dbte. Fest Tt omas Ave, Opposite L. V, Statlon, Rates $1.50 Por Day. My wife Delphine Weller having left my bed and board without just cause or Jioyesatios this is to forbid any arboring or trusting heras 1 alter ER. po bills of her contrac date, IRVING Athens, Pa., Nov. 26, 1908,—3¢, a a must be We In Waverly or Ssyre or on street ear, combination Odd Fellows and Redmen's charm, ed Reward if left at C O. Hoagland's office, Waverly. 171-8 Two crowbars, oce about 4 feed and one b feet between Sayre Tioga Point . Finder please leave at this office. table reward. For Sale. Heating stove 408 Keystone aveans, Gene at od first class, jd of ia A the Old TET rh Thoroughbred English very cheap. Inquire 311 ave. Several houses and lots foe sale sirable locations in tom 3% Bohrier, Maynard Blook, Athens. 0 quire of C. C, West, Sayre. ¥or reat, office rooms ia the Wheelosk Block. liouses to reas, Madr Taprortacet, i
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