So Unfortunate fnez—Yes; Jack Flerte last night, and were Jack eves loved, too. ring; didn't he give you one® it back to have it put right. ‘Jack to Molly, instead of Inez.’ "—Casseil’'s Journal “A Parting Shot. into shape grant you?” away.”"—Tit-Bits. Discovered. A duchess had a little duke Who followed her about, Put when his wife got unto It He was some millions oul. =Houston Pest PRIVILEGE OF WEALTH. suppose she wants to see that for? —Chicage Dally News. Jou last evening, didn’t he? Miss Knox—Yes several times. EE —— EL —————————— The Old Btory. St do the fates conspire and frown, And bitter is life's cup. Whene'er the mercury goes down, The price of coal goes up. —Washington Star, insist upon knowing the worst be about $83. —Chicago Journal How, Indeed? The poor musician ‘gan to cry, And this is what 1 heard him sayi “How can I lay a little by When none will buy my little lay ™ Judge. Hardened. office st Bayre, Valley ‘phone 138X. — — Mrs. W, Weller of Clark street is seriously ill. C. M, Culver, E:q. of Towanda, was in Waverly yesterday. There will be a temperance rally at Lockwood on Tuesday, October 9. Mrs. Amelia Elsbree and daugh- ter Miss Anna weat to Towanda this morning. Mr, and Mrs, Mills of Berkley, Cal, are visiting at the home of Chas. Seeber. H. B. Ingham has moved from Lincola street to the Lester house at 540 Clark street. Mr. and Mrs, George English have gone to Binghamton to visit relatives for a week. Mr. Frank Comneby has moved from Orchard street to his new house on Clark street. Mr, and Mrs, William Stamford returned from Scranton today, after spending the week there, Mr, Haight of Binghamton, judge of the grand circuit races was in Waverly yesterday. Trustees Hold Meeting Last Night --Order Large Number Side- walks Laid Waverly—The board of trustees held a regular adjourned meeting last evening, those present being President Lawrence, and Trustees Brown, Brougham, and Farley. The report of the clerk showed that $15 had been realized from li censes and dog taxes. ’ The current bills for the month and quarter were ordered paid, and the balance due on the paving job, $2,910, was also ordered paid. A commuaication was received from Chicago containing the text of a resolution, with the request that the board pass favorably upon it. The proposed resolution wasin the form of a petition to congress that it was the opinion of the board that postal savings banks should be established in order that there should be a safe depository for small saviogs. The members did not have sufficient knowledge of the subject to act intelligently and the matter was held over for further consideration, Miss Ida Tannery asked per- mission to distribute bills, the same having been prohibited by a recent ordinance. She stated that she had made a contract to do some distrib- uting and wanted to carry it out. 5 $675 to New York and Retu Account popalss autumn excursion, October 4th, via Lehigh Valley Railroad. Tock Haig of O¢tones 13th, good golag m r October 4th and returning within Snel limit on all trains eXxoept the Black Dia- mord Express. For farther particalars ges Lahigh Valley Ticket Agents. 110 Very Low Rates Colonist tickets are now on mle via Eris Railroad to the Pacific Coast and other western points. These rates are Sterling, Dockash, Happy Thought and Lehigh Stoves and Ranges From $10 to $75. 8 a - See the Great BSaw-Mill Scene. Hear the Joshua Orchestra. Best of Singing and Danc- ing Specialties. : Watch for the BURLESOUE BAND PARADE. Prices—Matines, 156 and 26. E : 25, 35 and 50c, veang: Advance sale Thursds ien office, at Western Une averly. : at Law. TRANSACTED. LAWS’ BUILDING, 319 DESMOND BT, Valley Phone 180-A, Bayre, DR. A. 6. REES, M.D. 100 Lake 84, Wesd Sayre. OFFICE HOURS: 8 to 11:00 a. m., 3 to 4:30, 7:00 to 8:00, Genito urinary and chronio diseases a specialty. phones, WANT ADS Rates : —Wanted, Fouad, For Bale, eto., } cent a word each insertion for first three times, | cent a word éach insertion thereafter. None takea for BOLICH BROS., leas than 25 cents. Bituations waated, HARDWARE free to pald-in-advance subscribers. ST 6SAMLSRUSE |e 63 : Acting on the advice of the attor- 10,000 bait fish for sale at Lock ney, the board decided it had no power to grant permission to vio We repair stoves late the terms of an ordinance. and furnaces. The matter of crossing over or under the Erie at West Broad street was discussed, and the come mittee having the matfer in charge was given mote time to investigate The president stated that the revised plans for the sewer had been received frem the engineer and were ready for int pection. The first sct ef plans made no provision for a dispcsal plact, acd the state health ccmmission refused to ap~ preve thom cn that account; but the new plans mect that objection, A large timber cf sidewalks were crdered lid cr repaired. It was alto crcered that the walter main te exer ded on How ard street, T10GA HOUSE PORTER Explorer—But have you had any ex- . perience that would tend to fit you erby’s barber shop. Also hair cut for the hardships of an arctic expedi- | and shave for 25c. 118 2% on Would-Be Member of Party—Have = I! Why, I lived two winters in an The football dance that was to apartment house where I was at odds | have taken place last night has wits bis) with the Janitor Judge. been postponed for one week. Girl — My uncle knife. Boy—My uncle's rich anough to eat with a fire shovel, if he wants to-= N. Y. Presa, eats Knew He Lacked "Em. Cholly Nitwit—When | was intro- : been duced to you I was so overcome with | Mrs, F. J. Devlin, who has pleasure, bah Jove, that I lost my wits visiting the Misses Alice and Fan- completely; I Kaoy_ : nie Devlin returned to her home at y Hotshott—Then you must for- Barr give me for a mental injustice I have Wilkes- e today. always done you. I thought you were bora that ‘way. —~Cleveland Leader. Tomorrow is the last chance to The Other Way. pay your school tax under the 1 “l suppose your feelings sometimes Jead you to say more than you intend,” | PET cent collecting rate, after that sald the man who admires oratory, time it will be 5 per cent, “Never,” answered Senator Sorghum. “But it sometimes happens that my in- tentions lead me to say more than I feel.”"—~Washington Star. microphotoscope, Invented by a ehemist, though no larger than a ase, permits of consulting the map je district by night as well as The may is photographed In on a plate of ground glass, 1s Jllumined by a small incandes- amp supplied, when required, Pith current from & battery, whilea lens § adjusted to the observer's sight. Q'er Hitle ills that life endures Oh, let us pol repine 111 do my best to laugh at yours, And you may laugh atl mine, —Washington Star Financial FPavoritisms, Soclalists— Antimony Mohammedans—Allah-mony. Crammarians —Parsi-mony. Hermits—Sancti mony Old bachelors—Acri-mony. Old maids—Matri-mony Musicians—Har-mouny Lawyers—Testi-mony.—Judge A house and lot with three acres of land and a fruit orchard, three miles from Athens. Will be sold cheap. Apply to Mary J. Wanzer. 128-3w Corks from Wasté Paper. je invention has just been and patented. It is & machino makes corks out of waste paper paper pulp. . All kinds of waste pa- ‘ean be made into corks, which are to dhe regular sort, as they are 64 by acids or oils; they have by leading chemists and tho users of corks, and it Is claime that they are far superior to the rie in every way. Grand fall opening of Mrs, Ellis’ millinery parlors at Waverly Envy this week Friday and Saturday, Tess—Oh, yes, the very mention of or- : AUS Bane 1b eats Sis Paseay Oct. 5 and 6. All are invited. st Jess—The idea! Why should it? Tess—She hates to think of all the unions being formed throughout the country and none for her.—Philadelphla Press. For sale cheap for cash or on Bie terms, or sxebaife for Bayre imp realty, 70 acre Sheshequin-valley farm, Barton Macafee, Washington, 2% So ¥, -m On Him. “1 understand, sir, that you sald my wife had a married man dangling after her: dead ip love with her, in fact!” “Well, hasn't she?” “No, sir, she Las not!” “Then if you don't love her, why did The executive committee of the Valley Firemen's Association met A farm of 178 acres in Overton town- ship for sale or exchange for village proporty in Athens or Bayre. Good nildings and fruit on the premises. Kissing Duel. it some amateur theatricals In Vie tW0 people in the stalls, whens the beroine was kissed, kissed pther loudly and wilh ostenta- It turBed out that the man in Audience was the husband of the , who disapproved of her the- l tastes and, with the help of ‘amiable friend, took this way of roving them —Syduey (Australia) Migration of Domestics. curicus phenomenon connected = you marry her?’—Houston Post. A Candid Avowal. “We must teach the profit to be derived from taxes to." —Washington Star They Were Happy. her vocal exercises and travel” “It will be the rest cure” traveling.” “No Not Wasted. “Certainly,” statesman answered Star. Speaking from Experience. asked the philanthropist. tion."—Washington Star. Lots of "Em. at the Waverly town hall last night and settled up the business for tle current year. The members of Hope Legion, No. 45, N. P, L, are hereby notic fied of a change in time and place of meeting. The next regular meeting will be held in Red Men's hall, Friday evening, Oct. 5, at 8 o'clock, Mary Muldoon, Sec'y. 1S LEFT TOW He Took $20 of Arother Man's Money With Him W averly—"Bill Hollenback,who up to last night was the porter at the Tioga house, has evidently gone on a vacation. At least he has not been seen since last night, and it is strongly suspected that he CEMENT SIDEWALKS When Jo want a cement sido- walk laid in a first-class, durable manner, call on Simeon Davis. You will get Lhe benefit of years of Apply or address C. A, Heavener, R. F, D. No. 24, Athens, Pa, 128-1m* New 6-room house, all conveniences, $1900; aix mioutes walk from Inquire A. J. Green, 535 Stevenson Bt, Sayre, 111-f A portion of the Old Bprivg Home- stead property in Sayre. Inquire of M. Thompson, 200 Bpring Bt., Bayre, Pa. 103-3m Good house in Waverly, all modern Im- Jeovemssia, pear trolley line re Several houses and lots for sale in de- sirable locations in town. Terms to suit Inquire of W. G. LDROJSKE-ZOLTOWSKE has left t Th { his Schrier, Maynard Block, Athens. 80 £ eft town e cause © . : : : EE . all kinds. Simeon Davis, Olive St., sudden departure scems to be ac- a y Wanted. i A capable girl for general housework counted for in part at least by the a hn ing 15a small family, Good wages. No heavy work to do. Give full particulars. Address Mra. B, B. Walker, 119 Main, Dansville, x the present unsettied condition |eaeo Dally News. ihe household employment iu thiy try is the migration of domestic Colored giris migrase north- saving the housewife of the | import her “help” from Eu- } 1s being done in Valdosta, A movement Is on foot W over German women by way “Do you think people ought to be killed to put them out of thelr mis Waverly—The marriage of Mr. ery? — "let me be Tike this lovely |, 1 think some peopic ought to be Anthony F. Zsltowske of Waverly and : we eet one, Jet me be like (AIS JOVEIY 1104 to put other people out of their |and Miss Anpa Julia Zdrojeske fact that he had in es po Sen Angelina (tremulously)—What, dear- misery.”—Houston Post. took place last Wednesday at St. ¢ sum of $20, w onged to est, what would you be? Cassi : another man. The owner of the Edwin (rapturoualy) —All your own. mer's church at Elmira, N. cash was stopping at the Tioga =~Tit-Pits, hotel, and he entrusted the above mentioned sum to the said Hollen- But It Was False and So Was He. Edwin (tenderly touching her tresses) Subscribe for The Record. Expert. Miss H—It was simply wonderful . YE be i Li Tie huey | Y+ Aler the marriage ceremony all my thoughts by just simply look-|at the church a reception was poor | Ing into my face. given at the home of the bride. Miss V—He probably read between A competent girl for ral house Notices. work ; no laundry work." Apply imme- Want ads inserted by ba ri ing a ledger Once Was Enough Xing Despised Bachelors. Mrs. Crawford—Why doesn't g Christian was one of the greatest | Mr. Henpeck pluck up courage once in diately at 304 Chemung St., ¢ } suicide enthusiasts who ever 8d. He had no use for bachelors fgbody over 30 years old he bDe- awhile? pers the time when he plucked the lines.—Llife. up A Legal Charge The bride is a very popular young lady in her home city, and the groom is a well known tailor back for the purpose of getting it changed. He didn't come back, and it is rupposed that the posses. must be —4he expense of book- and is to the amount byt eteat ook. "Taqalre 106 Oross or wee ots 123-6* Girl wanted for housework, out of a in to get married. It is related that | courage and proposed —Puck. y or was pressed so hard by Christian on this point that he fled $ West Indies 10 keep from being : general et harks me anything for the | of this village and has his place of >" of so much legal tender was Haquire at the Osborne House, 123-wl little legal question I asked you? business on West Broad street. too much for him to resist. Lawyer—I didn't. 1 charged you The newly married couple lcft for FUNERAL TODAY for the answer.—Tit-Bits, a trip to Albany and Saratoga, and Waverly—The funeral of Geo, One of the Two. : At the Lowest Possible Prices. H. Ropp, who died last Wednes- «What do you think of a senator |On their return will make their who is always trying to attract the | home in Waverly. day afternoon at his home on Orders can be left ad West Sayre Clark street, took place from the sr i png 41S attention of the preas?” NARROW ESCAPE — house this afternoon at 3 o'clock COLEMAN BASSLER, AT _ wo oliices for Mant Vay an gr “] think he is either honest or foolish.”—Houston Post. Waverly—Just as Eric passsen-|and the remains were buried in ger train No, was approaching | St James cemetery, 2 i DRISLANE Page bloek. House f Elm street, W . . y near a car line, He Didn't Know. “My goodness! Isn't the speaker the station this moming a delivery or wagon drove through the south ro) Hes Immediste pos Contractor and Builder >. Ce Plans and Estimates Furnished |mung street, Waverly, X.Y __ 119 “A Simple Plan. Mr. Youngman (after long thought) —J8 thére any way to find out what a woman thinks of you, without pro- Fiat Lottery. posing? Paris fiat owner has hit upon an Mr. Benedict (absently)—Yes; make 3 hich is popular with his ten- her mad—N. Y. W eekry, , On the door of every apartment is Contributed Some. or, and on the first of each month | Ragd—1 took Miss Goldrox out in my ! draws a lottery, and the | ,iomoblle yesterday, of the flat number which] greene—Did she contribute any to } be the winning one pays uo | ine pleasures of the trip? “Well, yes; she paid the Yonkers Statesman. Mutually Ignorant. “When [| get up before a crowd to make a speech you don't know how fool- sh I feel” *“And you don't know how foolish you talk.”"—Houston Post, Where be had arrived whes| pccidents in High 1 gh Life him “—Philadelphia Ledger. First Tramp—S8ay, pard, how'd ye : smash yer finger? Immense Orchard. Second Tramp—-Shuttin’ the planer — t apple orchard In (he|N. ¥. Weekly. LENIGN AND SCRANTON COAL od Raia A —— A ———————— T= SE. & " al edb tid First class dressmaking at prices. Apply at 314 Desmond 88. A girl tor general 3 508 Linooln street. For Rent oo ne rent, office rooms In the Wheelook done with that toast yet?” o “Yes, he’s been done for 20 minutes, but he won't stop talking.”—Cleveland Leader. fine!’ '— t the Conclusion. in—~He told sme about this year that he had arrived onclusion that a trip to Europe Try The Record. “She has a splendid carriage; jnher- gate of the Fulton street crossing, ited from h tors, I ™ d whippin his horse, the + Bios oggdl maps niin CAr- ee ey to drive over ALEX D. STEVENS, riage was a wheelbarrow."—Houston . ahead of the train. He was less| INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE. Post. French Student. than five feet from the engine aa Ly wHiow 41d the Alro Bumpo company |when he finally cleared the track. | 1 oqng Negotiated, Insurance Writ I L BENJAMIN, come to appoint Jones their special 190- | The gateman saw him and held the| ten, Houses Rented, Rents Ool- contains 64.500 Pew TT ressatalivel™ saked un oppStitien Sta porth gate up for him or he would lected, Taxes Paid. Palater, Decorator and Papechanger. = Hardup~What's the best way of “Well, You see, he was the only man | have been killed. It was a piece| RE at I a a: oui WE ak iE jaw : in the Shop Who could Properly TO | of carelessness ‘that startled tho IRL AL ER good. —Yes, and he's there yet. 210 Miller BL Sayre. Pes. bp ———
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