GRAF Rb Undertating. oo. § We solicit your Banking basi- noms, and will pay you three per § ont. interest per annum for money lefion Certificate of Deposit or Savings Account. The department of savings is a special feature of this Bank, and B. NB. SAWTELLE, Cashier. e Valley Record MURRSLLE, Publisher. WwW. T CARRY, Bator, li the news that's fit to print” URDAY. SEPTEMBER 22 1006. Free Free A. C. Trainor, Colchester, Conn., that a free sample bottle of hel ber when she was all ine is a body builder system toaic of wonderfal merit, § jot have nat tried it, bald . greatost 5 hic in EA Bick Kid is fr positively . y B wd by C. M, ~ tT Rates West Brie Railroad Is ag#in offaring Jow rales to the Picifle Coast and i wentarn points. Iuqaire of Erie jot Agents or write J. H. Webster, , Pass. Agt, Blairs, N. Y. #9-00t30 Very Low Rates Colonist tickets are now on mle via ‘Railroad to the Pacific Const and i western points. These ratew are 2 ly low, and will be in effect un- th. All le desiring to get far west id take advantage me rates. Call on Erie Ticket puts, or J. H. Webster, Div, Pass. Act, ps N.Y. #9-0ctI0 ~ Piles! Piles! Piles! Williams’ Indian Pile Oiotment gure Blind, Bleeding, Ulonrated and Se It absorbs the tumors, itching at onoe, acts as a instant relief. De. Wil- " Piles and Itching of the private Rvery box is guarauteed. Sold > al, for 50c and $1.00. a, Cleveland, Willis Me Co. . Driges, druggist. ———— v Fare Excursion to Buffalo Falis. The Lehigh Valley will operate popular autumn September 23d. Fare for 8 round trip from Sayre will be $1.50. ex oink and retarning only leaving the above sta- no a. m.; returning leave Nia- ms Falls at 5:30 p. m. some day. See Ageata fo for farther particulars, Week-End Outings _ On Saturday and Sundays from June September the Le Val- a a a cermin eke Valley Railroad will imsae and retarn from Bayre Fair, Beptamber 25-28. Tick- sold Sept. 25, 26, 27 and 25th; retarn on 4 September 29th, eturni i etorpt the Black Wl Express, within prescribed . Half rate tickets will be issued Valley Ticket lars, 109 5 The Lehigh Val Railroad will is- 8 Slaketa to iit and retarn from pe at above named low fare, account mdford County Fair, Sept. 25-38. Tiok- will be sold Sept 15, 26, 27 and 28ih; hited for return until Sept. 20th, in- we, and will be good going and re- on all exoopt the Black within Halt rate tickets wi ber 26th and 27th, Jeav- Fam LR hn; retaroing leave Seta os arsher & CO. of Broad St. and Park Ave. Waverly. REMARKABLE REMEDY | Turner 5 Inflammasine Ef- | fecting Cures That Are Little Short of Miraculous | Turner's Inflammacine, 'the new remedy that has ‘been introduced in this val- ley within the last few months by E. LeRoy Burg Dorf, seems to have gained ‘a strong hold on the popular favor as evidenced by the testimonials that follow. The remedy has been used by some of the employes of The Record, and gave good re- sults. Inflammacine is a certain cure for piles, and Mr. Burg Dorf will be leased to refer sufferers rom piles to persons who have been cured by Inflam- macine after years of doc- toring in the usual way. Mrs. George Luther, 142 First street, Sayre, will Le the local agent and will make a canvass of Sayre every two months. Mrs. Eliza Hoagland, 302 Des- mond street, Sayre, is agent The remedy c2n be obtained from either of these ladies at any time. It is made by the E. B. Turner Company, Bergen, N. Y. Read these testimonials : Sayre, Pa, Sept. 6, 1906 ¥r. E. B. Turner, Vy Bergen. N. Y. Dear Sir:—I am 78 years old and I have had the hay fever for the last 35 or 40 years, every year. I have tried many doctors and remedies and found only temporary relief. Your agent left a box of Turner's Inflammacine on trial at my house and the first application had the most syothing effect. From the sec- ond or third application it retarded the sneezing and discharge from my nose and eyes completely. After one week's treatment it did me more goal than any remedy I ever tr.ed pow realize that [ am perfectly free from hay fever. If I could not get another box of it, I would not take ten times ths cost of the box for it. I would cheerfully recommend it to a'l sufferers with hay fever. J. H. Post, 114 Plummer St., Sayre, Pa. I commenc-d using Inflammacine for goitre and in less than 8s month I could see a great change in my neck. I will gladly recommend Inflamma- cine to all that are afflicted with goitra, Mrs. E. A. Boggs, 489 Cayuta Ave Waverly, N.Y. So. Waverly, Sept. 4, 1906 Mr. E. B Turner. About 28 years ago, after gieing birth to my oldest girl, I had a Milk Leg, was s ck at that time for aboui 6 months. Then after 11 years ulcers broke out on both limbs and I have suffered from them ever since with- out finding any remedy to heal them. Your agent left a box of Turner's Inflammacine at my house on trial. I used it, found immediate relief, and bought up what of the remedy I could get of my neighbors. I have now used three boxes which have completely healed the ulcers and sores which I have been unable to heal for 19 years. I can cheerfully recommend your remedy to all wom- en who are suffering from milk leg, and will be glad to answer any cor- respondence from anyone in regard to my miraculous cure. Mrs. Maggie Billing, 139 Pitney St., So. Waverly, Pa. Advertise in The Record. Excursions ERIE RAILROAD. $1.50 to Niagara Falls and retarn via Erie Railroad, Leave Waverly Sat- urday, Sept. 29th at 1:25 a.m. after midnight or Sanday moming 116 $1.60 to Binghamton and return during the Exposition Sept. 285 to 28 inclasive; good on all trains and to re tarn on or before 29th. 118 $4.85 to Buffalo and return Sept. 23 and 34th, account Democratic State Con- Monday—I1've got a swell job, and | do hope I'll be able to hang on to it But I've gotten so used to changing bosses every week that | suppose a place would sour on me if | stayed at the same stand a month. This is the liveliest stunt I've struck yet, and If little Ethel knows a thing or two she'll cop a few good times out of this job. I've been a dead one for a long time and I think I'll have seme fun with some of those guys that tried to flirt with me tw-day. [ always have envied a cashier in a restaurant She has such a good chance to meet fale fows and jolly them a bit, and yet the Httle cage all around her keeps them at a distance and acts as a reminder that she's some pumpkins. But some- bow since I've been stuck on Mr. Clark I don’t take the same interest in other men, but as long as we ain't keeping regular company maybe ['d better get my mind off of him. The fellow that hired me this morning acted awful nice. He must be the manager. [I've had a pretty hard day and I"m ready to pound the pillow till Gabriel blows his trumpet. Tuesday—This thing of handling money all day is fine business! At the time I'm raking in the shekels | almost forget it isn’t all mine, and feel as disgusted with a measly 10-cent check as if it was my funeral And when cheap skates come in and order a ham sandwich or a plece of ple and wash it down with a glass of water and [ have to make change for a five-cent ticket | can hardly keep from saying things If there's a place op earth to see the stinginess of people, especially women, it's a restguiant. Girls that 1 know get prett’ good wages and who will spend: (heir last cent for a string of beads begrudge themselves a bite to eit and would often sneak out of pay- ing for that if there wasn't some one to watch them Wednesday —Of course a row. This time it wasn't with the boss but with Mr Clark | sent him a postal the oth- er day telling him where | was work- ing, so he came around to-day. [It waa past the rush hour and the manager and two or three fellows were standing around joshing me and I was having a pretty gay time. All of a sudden I looked up and saw Mr. Clark glaring at us like a thunder cloud. He asked if he could speak to me and the others went away. Maybe he didn’t rip me up the back! And | don’t see what right he has either He simply went up in the alr and called me a flirt and seid these men were just stringing me, and I don't know what all. | let him talk because 1 thought a good jealous bout would be the quickest way to bring things to 4 head between us. He went off In a huff and | don't know whea 111 see him again. I'm as biue as all get out Thursday—Gee! It's almost lie hearing a new language talked to hear the lingo that these walters use KS worse than gibberish or dog latin aay day, because you have to guess what it all means. A couple of walters were standing pear my desk this morning when a man who looked kind of on hb uppers sat dowep at a near-by table One of the waiters started to walk away and the other fellow told him to get busy. “Not on your life,” called the walter, “none o' your sinkers mm mine. I'm waitin’ for a t-bone cus tomer.” | asked the manager what that meant, and he told me that sink ers stood for doughnuts, and the fel low was waiting for a swell who would order a sirloin steak and throw io a tip Then he turned to the waiter who had not gone out and yelled, “Hurry up with that setup!” and the fellow hustled a glass of water and napkin in front of the customer and took his order. As he passed the coffee urn he called out: “Draw one!” Friday—I'm all in tonight! What with the hullabaloo of howling waltems and the racket of clattering dishes, a9 mixup with dead beats who try to skip out without paying their checks; learn- ing a new language and another scrap with Charley, I'm about ready to take up the simple life. We were awful busy this noon aad as ems of the walt- ers passed me he said: “Tell that guy to cut ‘n apple.™ 1 hadn't any more idea what he meant than a rabbit, so i let it go. When he came back [ asked him and he growled, “Aw, don't you know a plece of apple ple whea you hear it?” 1 took a fall out of him mighty quick and told him that | saw 8 man get up from a table and walk quickly past the desk. | called after him, “Your check, please,” but he made out he didn’t hear me and hur ried on. But he fell up against the manager who had noticed the whole business, and after a few words came back sheepishly and dug up 35 cents. To cap the climax, who should be sitting at a table the other side of me but Charley Clark, who had heard the walter talk impudent to me and had seen the row with the customer. When he came up to the window he was as mad as a hornet and sald he wanted me out of this place Saturd«y—Well, it's up to me te look for a another job | wish now that | had quit as Cherley asked me to, in stead of being fired. And | don't know why I'm out unless {t's because I've turped the manager down a few timea He got very bossy once or twice and | wouldn't stand for it, 80 | guess he'll put somebody in that he can walk over, I sometimes wish | didn’t have quits so much spunk It's these mealy- mouthed girls that hang on to thelp jobs, When | get sore | give it to them right off the bat and the next thing 1 know—['m out. But I'm still game. Chicago Chronicle. Cure for Emotional Insanity, A man in a North Carolina excun sion train who rose with a revolver in each hand and a jug of whisky be {ween his feet and annoonced his In wutlon of killing everyones in the was instantly shot dead. [a that cow E H. Yohusin made s business trip to Towanda today. Mr. and Mrs. Lee Osborne spent today with friends in Ghent, C. L. Pierce attended the Bing- hamton centennial yesterday. Mrs. Mark Hancock went to Monroeton today to visit her rela- fives, ~~ Eli Gale of Burlington, is visit- ing his daughter in Athens this week. Justin L. Minier of New Rich- mond, Wis, was in Athens this morning. The High Schoal football team had a signal practice on the school grounds yesterday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. F. L. Clinton of Unadilla, N. Y,, are the guests of D, C. Gray, North Maia street. Mrs. H. N. Weller went to She- shequin today to visit her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Robert McDonald. Howard Drake is employed in Hines drug store and is also taking a post graduate course of study. A new concrete walk is being laid on the grounds of E B Car- ner's residence, Chemung street. Mrs. Mary Pritchard went to Sciotavale today where she will re- main with her children for a month Mrs. Eliza Craas is having a new concrete sidewalk laid on Payne street in front of her resi- dence. Mrs. L.. M. Park returned from Boston this morning, where she has been wisiting her daughter, Mrs. Carpenter. Mrs. W. H. Evstawine a and child went to Towanda this morning where Mrs. Essenwine will visit her parents for a week. Mr, and Mrs, F. L. Haight have gone to Quicks Bend where they will be guests of Stephen Dodd and family a short time. The C. E. social at the residence of Rev. A, F. von Tobel last even- ing was of unusual interest. There were nearly one hundred present and they spent a delightful evening. Rev. von Tobel and wife were very agreeably surprised when they arrived home this week from their attendance at the Lackawanna Presbytery. They found a hands some new range in their kitchen, the gift of the members of his con gregation. Mrs. William Erk is in New York selecting a large stock of millinery goods for the Racket stock. Miss Sarah McCauley is also in the city studying the styles and will have charge of the millis nery department of the store when she returns. Mrs. Mary Mayhood, residing on Willow street, was overcome by heart failure in front of the Catholic church last evening, and was taken into the parochial residence and cared for. Mrs. Tozer and Mrs. Harris called in to render their as- sistance and she was sufficiently restored to go home after a short time, ATHENS CHURCHES Episcopal —The regular sérvices morning and evening. Catholic—Mass at 8 and 10:30 a. m., Sunday school at 2:30 p. m, benediction at 3 p. m. Methodist—No preaching ser vice, Sunday school and Epworth League as usual, Universalist—Moming subject is “Faith an Attribute of God ;" even- ing, “The Pictures We Paint.” Baptist—Rev. Allen has returned and will have charge as usual of both moming and evening service. The morning text will be Exodus 4:2, Presbyterian—Usual services in morning and evening. Rally day will be observed in the Sunday Co., Tuesday, aged 87 years. For many years he was a farmer and after having acquired a competency by industry and frugality, he re- tired from the more active pursuits of life, and has been content to en- joy the friendship and congeniality of his friends in a more quict way. He was a man of strong charac- teristics, deeply religious and with the highest ideals of integrity. He was justice of the peace for several years and could have held many offices of trust had he so desired, for he had the unwavering confidence of the community in which he lived. Later in life he resided for many years in Athens, until he became quite feeble when he went to Westfield, Pa, where he resided with his daughter, Mrs Weaver, up to the time of his death. He suflered a stroke of paralysis recently which was prob- ably the cause of his death. He leaves a family of six surviving children, Justin L. and D. H. Minier of New Richmond, Wis, James C of South Dakota, Dr, W C. Minier of Boise City, Idaho, and Mrs. Clara Weaver of West- field, The funeral services were held in Westfi-id, and his remains were buried in the Milan cemetery: at 2 o'clock this afternoon. His son, Justin I. Minier, came to Athens last evening and went to Milan this morning to complete the arrangements. Fanatical Ceremony. Mohammedans of the Caucasus hava A religious ceremomy called “Chucksee Wucksee.” It Is a ceremony In whieh the fanatics cut and wound themselves in the following ghastly fashion, ac- cording toa traveler: “Each man, grasp- ing a kinjal io his hand, brought it up in front and down on the crown of his head. Almost at every stroke the blood gushed forth and soon one man after an- othee Became a staggering, Licod-soaked figure.” Simple Larceny, The colored physician not having been able to locate the: malady and check It, a white physician was called. After looking at the patient a short while, the white doctor inquired: “Did Dr. Jones take your tempera ture? And the old colored auntie an- swered: “Ah don't know, sah: Ah ain't missed mothin’ ‘cept mah watch."—=Lippincott's Magazine. - Broad Hint, No member of the British parlla- ment is permitted to say bluntly and declare that another is drunk, but be may hint at the fact In rapbrase, as whea Mr. Gladatone, replying to an uncooventional speech of * Disrsell’s, remarked: “The right honorable gen- tieman has evidently bad access to sources of inspiration that are not cpea to me.” * Bnew by the Pound Goow is sold in the north of Blclly, where it fetches sbout a “haltpenny a veund. It is a goverdment won oly, and the prince of Palermo de- ves the greater part of his (ncome from it. The snow, which_is gath- ered on the mountains in felt-covered baskets, is widely bdught in the eities | Sa: for refrigerating purposes. un McMahan's We have a new line of kmit shawls, just the thing for this time of year. Call and see our new line ot Sc laces. And don't forget the American Beauty Corset is sold at D. E. McMAHAN, L 0. 0. F. Block, Cor. Pine and Mala Sts., Athess E. MN. DUNNAN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offies:—Rooms ¢ snd §, Eimer Block, THE NEVER FAILING DE- LIGHT W. E. NANKEVILLE'S Enormous Triumph THE CHOIR SINGER A True Story of Rural Life Over With Joyous Comedy. Pathetic, it Stirs Every Emotion of the Hunan Heart. Prices 25, 35, 50 and 75c. Advance sale Wednesdayat We ven Union Te'egraph Office, Waverly Sterling, Dockash, Happy Thought and Lehigh Stoves and Ranges From $10 to $75. We repair stoves and furnaces. BOLICH BROS., HARDWARE Sick Kidneys cured with Blood ne Blood#iKidney ELE 50abox mailcd.6boxes 2-3 Sold by C. M. Driggs, Sayre EE CEMENT Ln 4 When you want a cement side- walk laid in a first-class, durable manner, on Simeon Davis. You will get the benefit of years of prac- tical experience. Mason work of kinds Simeon Davis, Olive St., LE BAKER: Carpenter and Bullder. 17 Pleasant Bt. Waverly, N. =| [2 LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE >===- All This Week GASPARD BROS. N. Y. STANDARD STOCK CO. Presenting New Plays and Vaude- ville Features. Tonight When Frisco Was Burning Ladies’ Tickets Every Night 20c. A buggy, covered, wo slagls har Desi 8, Ob® DOW, A Tobe, and oats, also im Sayeire 111 Cherry Atheps. oom hotsty 3 all con nl rom six minutes walk from Inquire A. J. Green, 625 B me SE ERE ener, lw A at pry So A: Fooupevts 3 3 Two good heating stoves and Inquire at 803 North Main street, ens. several houses sd lots for sale in de- Paid apprentice girls wanted at Mra. Dining room girl wanted. Touhey Hotel, Sayre. Girl for Appiyat wr ral housework in of three, a week 630 B. street, Athens, 111-13* A girl for general bousework. quid for guersl be rren, Bouth Waverly. tic “ine cellar and city sion given October 1st. L. Watrous, Waverly, N. Y. Inquire of F. water, 111-4 Te LEHICH VALLEY R. R. (1n effect May 13, 18,) Trains leave Sayre as follows: RASTROUND, SEREE AM re Tre etn 0 ames poEEise 4 : pi Louis and poluts west, eae 3: ES Pr. a. ed A or ey aa at GEE SER. 1 en EE SE
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