we GRAF & CO. $12,000.00 We solicit your Ranking busi- nens, and will pay you three per cent. Interest per ancum for money loft on Certificate of Deposit or Savings Account. ~The department of mvings is » special feature of this Bank, and all deposita, whether large or small, daw the same rate of inbarest. B. §. SAWTELLE, Qashier. The Valley Record MURRELLE, Publisher. t MONDAY, JULY 30. 1906 . Fearful of Coming Trouble. The wives of two musicians met on the street one day, =ays the Ponca (Okla) Courier. One was pushing a Baby carriage containing three babies Just over her boneymoon, congratulated her upon such bliss Upon which the proud mother attributed it to the fact that after returning from their honeymoon the band serenaded them. playing, “Three Little Maids from School.” The Young bride held up her hands In holy horror and exclaimed My goodness! That same band serenaded and Hs Captured Monkey-Faced Owl A monkey faced owl, the rarest specimen of a bird ever seen In Call fornia, flew through a glass window Redding schoolhouse and was pared alive by the janitor, who pre sented It to the landlord of the Tem ple hotel, where it Is on exhibition before many wondering gazers The ow! is of a beautiful gray color, but its face Is the characteristic fea ture. In place of the usual round face of the owl this bird has the fea tures of a monkey. The wings too, are of unusual length. Guards Against Kisses Two soldiers have been detalled te wateh Norway's new crown prince while he makes snow images or coasts for otherwise this Yad, three years old might be kissed to death by the crowds In the parks where he taker his outings. As yet It is rather dif cult for Prince Olaf to converse witl his playmates with fluency, a« he I Jess proficient in Norwegian than In English, but even at that he man Ages to get om fairly well with the children who come to entertain him re Eggs for Whisky Salesmen, Agaln we say to the Pratt ladles, If you do not want the booze drammer bere, egg him out of town every time he sticks up his head, says the Pratt {Kan.) Unlon Use eggs with whisk &rs on them, too, If you want to more postitively punctuate your order. A business that the law wlll not touch must be met by outlaw methods Sal) in and clean them out of town. Passing of Noted Chemist. Prof. Robert Ogden Doremus, the noted chemist, who died in New York ‘a short time ago. aged $2 years was a wellknown expert on the effects ol poison. He equipped the first labora tary in the United States for Instruct. ing medical students In analytica chemistry. At least 50 548 young men Bave been his students » * Not Deterred by Noise The idea that birds select secluded ‘plates to bulld thelr nests has Lees proved faise. Birds have been known 10 bulld io the potsiest or most con ‘spicvous places discovered in an electric light on the Thames embankment, London, where the lamp was lighted and put out eack day. i Quite an Achievament. { Ascum--Of course, you consider your Sances guite pretty Bragley— Well, yes. § "They tell me, at any rate, that she §4 very clever.” * “] should say so. Wasn't she clever Ww catch me —Philadeiphls ELOPERS ARE MARRIED IN SPEEDING CARRIAQE. With Irate Mother fn Full Pursuit Virginia Couple Are Made One Behind Galloping Horses. Richmond, Va —A romantic mar riage took piace at Bristol at mid. night recently, when Miss Elizabeth Clark, a beautiful girl of Max Mead: ows, Wythe county, became the bride of FF M. Tate, an employe in the commissary department of the South ern and Western railways at Clinob- port Miss Clark arrived at Bristol aa our before the wedding. Finding that she was shadowed by her moth er, who was bitterly opposed to the THEY WERE MARRIED GOING AT A BREAK-NECK SPEED match, she wired her lover to have a carriage In readiness. But Mrs Clark adopted simliar tactics and also wired for a carriage. When the train arrived Miss Clark left the Pullman car on the opposite side from the de pot, and this gave her and her lover & momentary advantage Both car riages appeared simultaneously upon the street and a wild run commenced between the lovers and the girl's mother A minister was also In the car riage with the young people, the groom baving decided to take no chances after learning that the future mother-in-law was about Ww appear upop the sceme The plan was to be married In the lobby of the post of fice, but the pursuing carriage kept so close after the couple that the min ister, Rev. W. H T Squares, of the Central Presbyterlan church, was forced to perform the ceremony the carriage while the horses running at a dead gallop and alter the carriage had wound about on many streets In the sttempt 4o shake off the Nemesis that was pursuing the lovers After a chase that lasted for an hour, the carriage io which was the irate mother chanced to take a wrong turn, and the sorely pressed made thelr escape tw thelr hotel, where the petty Lride, with an alr of triumph, played the wedding march on the hotel plano in were TOLD IN DREAM TO KILL. Inmate of County Infirmary Hears “Command of Angels” and Commits Marder Franklin, Iund.—A room at the John- Bon county InBrmary was occupled by three patients, Thomas Darrell, 55 years old; Cyrus Brown, 81, and Sem uel Kephart, paralyzed About midnight Kephart heard some one walk ucross the room and call to Brown He notuced Darrell standing at the side of Brown's bed and heard him say that two angels had come to him In a dream and told him to kill Browa Brown tried to pacify Darrell and told im there was nothing in the dream and to go back to bed, whereupon Darrell picked ap an Iron cuspldor and began beat: Ing Brown over the head, striking him four or five terrific blows and mash- ing bis head to a pulp While the murder was being com- mitted, Kephart was powerless to move and could only hear the moans of the muordered man, and the blows from the iron wespon He could not even calk for help, as It is only with difficulty that he can utter a few in- telligible sentences After Darrell had finished his mur- derous work and found that he had killed Brown. he went iato the next room and told another Inmate, named { Cleveland, what he had done, but the {latter did not belleve It, and tried to persuade him to go back to bed Dar ret refused to obey and asked Cleve land to go Into the room with him that be might show him the dead body { Cleveland found Brown with bis head crushed to") pulp and he aroused ithe custodian Jacob Levan Coroner | Terhune and Sheriff Baldwin were called { Darrell was arrested by Sheriff , Baldwin and placed in fall. He re |8lized what he has done, but would not tell why he committed the deed, except that two angels in his dream Sad told him to kill Brown He says ge ill fesling betwen bimeelf and his > “It is generally the duty of a post office inspector to solve the mystery of a robbery of mall without a single clew to begin with? sald Inspector in Chief Letherman to a Boston Globe writer. “The recent finding of a mall pouch destined for Newton, but reaching the waters of the harbor, with the letters gone, is a cof In point. | re- member when | was an inspector at Cincinnati 1 was called out by tele gram fo unravel the mystery of a lost pouch containing valuable mall “I reached the town late in the evening. and hunted up the postmas- ter, who was a prominent politician and a man of high standing. He told me there was absalutely no clew to the pouch, which should have arrived at 11:15 p. m. the night before and did not. He sald, however, that a city officer had sald to him that If some one talked with a certain woman some Information might be secured. “This woman it was sald, would witness a parade next morning from 2 window In the office of a busineas company, and a description of her was furnished. Just before the pa- rade I went to the street number des- ignated, but saw no one answering the description at any of the windows “There was a lady, very refined and well dressed, wearing the same sort of a coat and furs, standing on the curb, but it did not seem possible that she could know anything about the robbery Still, as a matter of duty, I moved beside her and handed her my card * “She did not glance at It. hat turned her face away. | then asked when the parade started. She made no reply, but turned and walked away. 1 fol- lowed at a distance, and saw her en- ter one of the richest homes “lI went bark. thinking I had been deceived, and saw at the window the woman who had been described to me. I walked Into the crowd around the windows and handed her my ecard ‘I cannot talk to you here, but come to my house to-night’ she sald, ‘this fs the address’ “I called that evening, and found the place was not the most aristo- cratic In the world. Far from It “She chatted for a time, -and then, becoming friendly, asked me If I could get a money order for $50 cashed for ber. I told ber I thought I could and would see the postmas- ter about it “I took the order, and the next morning satisfied myself that It did not belong to her, and, furthermore. that “it was In a letter sent {n the missing pouch, “I went back to the house to see her about it, and asked where she pot It. She sald a man who owed her some money had sent it to her. I told her If 1 was all right it would be pald the next day, and changed the suhject At length she asked me If | would drink a glass of ale and started down to the cellar to get some. As an excuse when she was half down stairs | offered help her, and -tarted down ‘You must not come down here—my hus band will not ilke it,’ she sald but I kept on down “The cellar was filled with plun- der—lmams by the score boxes and packages of all kinds, and one box opened at one end exposed two or three silk parasols I asked her what the collection "meant, and she «ald her husband was going to open a store and had been collecting mer chandise, “She pledged me not to tell. as he had not resigned his position yet, and did not want [t known that he was going Into business for himself until he got all prepared “I had heard of the pillaging of freight cars when [| frst came to town, but as | was not on that er- rand 1 made no further remarks The next day bunches of looted mall began to come Into the post office, picked up by eftizens It was found under board sidewalks, in store boxes and out of the way corners “The mall had all been opened and rifled. but the letters were In the en- velopes. On my next visit to the lady's house she showed me four silk handkerchiefs sald she had re ceived, as a present, and asked me what [ thought they were worth “The next visit resulted fn a full confession of all she knew about the robbery She had an admirer who gave her the order to be cashed and the handkerchiefs “The husband was suspicious of him, and gave the slight tip to the postmaster. 1 learned that the ad- mirer was employed at a livery std- ble and slept in the loft, that he was in the habit of hitching up for the man who had the contract for carry- ing the night malls from the trains to the post office, and that the twa were very chummy. “1 went to the stable and was told the employe was asleep In the loft I took an officer with me. We bad to go up a ladder. There was nothing fn aight in the loft but a plle of hay, but | noticed a tunnel In it I reached In, got hold of a dog and quickly withdrew my band. We then took a fork and turned over the hay, and at the end of the tunnel found the man we were looking for “He confessed that day. He told us where the pouch was Madden. and we found It. He proved to be an ex- convict from a neighboring state. He got five years and the mall wagon driver got three, and all I had to go on was a little tip from a jealous husband. to she Rich Plowing. Farmers down In Richmond county, on Dry creek, North Carolina, are plowing up coins. On the south side of the creek copper pleces bearing the Dame of George Washington are be FRANK EK. WOOD, Representative News and ‘advertising matter may be left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. After 12 o'clock noon call the main office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X. F Mrs. Lew Meicereau is ‘spending the day in Elmira, E. R. Sherry will more his fami- ly Monday to Elmira. E. Clair VanAtta and wife went ta E'mira this morning. Mrs. G. H. Lawrence and fanuly spent the day in Elmira. L. D. Atwater and family have returned from Atlantic City. Gorge Cushing has accepted a position in Farley's grocery, George English of the south side is visiting friends in Auburn. Misses Anna Johnson and Mame Wilcox are at Ocean Grove, N J. Wm. Schutt went to Watkins, N. Y.,, this morning to visit the Glen. Mrs, Schoonmaker of Park ave nuc is spending the day at Che. mung LS The Waverly base ball team will play the Ithaca team at Ithaca next Wedaesday. John Daily and family are camp ing on the Chemung near the white bridge. John Seacord and wife went to Deposit this morning for a two weeks’ outing. Mrs. Millspaugh and children of Brooklyn are visiting Mrs. Rich- ardson on Fulton street. Miss Nora Cain of Corning is visiting at the home of Night Offi cer Corcoran in Broad street. Alec Mullen of Binghamton is visiting friends in Waverly. He lived here twelve years ago. L. B. Shriver and wife of Elm street left this morning for a two weeks’ sojourn at Keuka lake, Mrs. Flynn and Miss Margaret Donovan of Corning are visiting their sister, Mrs. Daniel Lyons of Broad street. Mail Carrier Leon Canoll will resume his duties tomorrow aad George Ropp will start on his two weeks' vacation. Lewis Mills and family of Buf falo are expected today to visit Mrs. Mills's brother, J. B Hanna of Waverly street, Miss May Adamy, who has been visiting Mr. and Mrs. Frank John- ner of Waverly street, started this morning for her home in Mayors, Arizona, Roy Wade, the new representa: tive of the Binghamton Press,came to Wavealy yesterday with his wife and have taken apartments in the Scott flats on Orchard street. Sol Unger and daughters, Paul- ine and Blanche, and their friend, Miss Wertheimer, are visiting Abe Unger at this place. They will spend a week in Waverly and a boro, PLANS FOR SANITARIUM Waverly—Dr. Ellsworth Gamble is contemplating starting a sanis tanum in the Lyman house on North . Waverly street and is in communication with several dce- tors in view of getting an assistant, He has obtained an option on the property, which is particularly idapted for the purpose. Waver- ly people hope, to see the venture consummated, and wish the doctor success, Free Free Mra. A.C, Trainor, Colchester, Conn., writes t a free “sample bolile of Bloodine hel her when she was all run down, loodine is a body builder sud system Loaic of wonderfal merit and if you have not it, you shoald today. The greatest system Tonle ln hl 3 Kidneys are ins, Sold Waverly—R C. Hallet of thi place and Fred Beers of Athens engaged in a lively scrap on Loder street last night and were both According to witnesses Beers was the asefilant and he was fined $5 by Justice Hoagland. Hallét was discharged, An umbrella mender was also arrested for intoxication but was allowed to go on suspended sen tence, Mrs. Maud DeVore, with her little boy in her arms, was ordered ¢ff the street last night. She came back later without the boy and was arrested by Officer Cor- coran. This morning she pleaded not guilty to intoxication and will be given a trial at 4 o'clock this afternoon. About two months ago she was ordered out of town or the same charge. REUNION OF 1415T Athens—The official program for the 23-d annual reunion of the survivors of the 141st Regiment is just published and will be sent out at once. The reunion will be held at Wysox Wednesday, Aug. 29 The business meeting to take place in the brick church at 10:30 o'clock a. m. Dinner will be served by the ladies from noon until all are served at 25 cents per plate. The ceremonies of dedicat. ing the monument to Gen'l. H. J. Madill will take place at 2:30 o'clock in the afternoon and are in the hands of Capt. George W. Kilmer, president of the associa tion. This will be onc of the most importan® reunions of the survivors of that historic regiment ever held, and ids desired to have every member preseat. Able speakers have been secured for the occasion. Revelation, In the midst of hi= passionate declan ston she yawned slightly Though with her white and jeweled hand she Altagipted 0 conceal the movement, it did rot escape him. His torrent of burning words ceased. The light died in his eyes. “But why,” he sald, hoarsely, “why speak to you of love? You are heart- less—heartiess Your yawn showed "we “Oh, Clarence,” she whispered, hor- ror-siricken, “did 1 open my wouth as wide as that?” What Lunar Athletes Could Do. The “man in the moon” must surely regard with amused contempt our much-vaunted athletic records. A good terrestrial athlete could cover about 120 feet on the moon In a runaing broad jump, while leaping over a barn would be a very commonplace feat. He would find, no difficulty in carrying six times as much and running six times as fast as he could on earth, all be- cause the moon attracts bodies with only one-sixth of the force of the earth. —Spriugfield (Maas) Republican. Carried Bullet Long. J. D. McFall, of Wichita, Kan., has had half of a grapeshot removed from his right leg. The ball entered his leg Al the battle of Shiloh, op April 6, 1862, 44 yeurs ago. The ball was split in two at the time It entered his ick and it weighed nearly a pound. After carry. Ing this shot around all these years it began to hurt him for the first time re- osutly. High Happiness, “Ef you could only Lregk de moon up Iato guld dollars en have de stare fer swell change, maybe you'd be hap- Py. but dat sorter happiness would ome too high fer you, so you better try en git along wid dis o!' worl’ en thank de Lawd you in it!”"—AUanta Constitution, Popular Woman. Connecticut boasts of a woman wha hasn't spoken a word in over 30 years We are willing to bet, says the ‘At lanta (Ga.) Journal, thal that woman will recelye a thousand offers of mar riage within lesa than a week after her pame and address !s published, Durability of Concrete. In thsee days of Increasing use of concrete for bullding purposes, it 1s In terecting to mcr! the fact that th Pantheon, in Rome, abont 2000 years old, 1s covered by a dome over 142 feet fn diameter, which 1s cast In concrets in one =zolld mass $1.29to Sylvan Beach and Return The Lehigh Valley Railroad will sell tickets Sanday, July 1st and every San day thereafter until Sept. Rh. Tickets geod going and returning va all trains on date of issar valy, Bee Lehigh Tick- et Ageats for forther particulars, 46 $1.33 to North Fair Haven and Return . The high Yall Railroad will sel] Lickets Sa daly tat and ary Ban- # 2 Hustler Soap % ht ) (tf, \S Every little “- x 8 & ~ Wehave a arge line of & ~ National Encampment G. A. R., N Minneapolis Oaasoouat of tha above eveat, the Erie Railroad will ran a personally con- dacjed train, compos+1 of day coaches, tourist and standard Pallman slespi cars. Write J. H. Webster, Division Passenger Agent, Elmira, N. Y., for par- ticalars. 68-19 5c to Elmira and Return The Lehigh Valley Rallroad will sell tickets August 12th, Special train stop- ping at Eidridge Park in both direc- tions. Leaves Sayreat8:05a.m; 1e- turning leaves Eimira at 6:00 p, a, Tick- ots good golog aud retarniog only on special train on date of issue. See Le- high Valley Ticket ageats for further particulars. = oe $1.50 to Syracuse and Return The Lohigh Valley Railroad will sell tickets Sanday, August 12th. Special train in both directions, Leaves Sayre at 7.002. m.; retarning leaves Syracuse at 8:00 p.m. Tickets good going and returning on special train on date of sale only. See Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents for farther particulars. 66 $1.00 to Harvey's Lake and Re tura. The Labigh Valley Railroad will sell tickets Augost 5th. al train, stopping at Pittston in both directions. Leaves Bayre at 7:10 a. m.; returning leaves Harvey's Lake 8p. m. Tickets good going and returning only on spec- ial train on date of issue, See Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents fof further pr ticulars. 1 A Vacatioh—An Educator If but for only one day. Keuka Lake excursion by special train, fast time, fine coaches, Krie Rallroad next San- day. 70 Personally Conducted G. A. R. Train The Erie Railroad will have a person-, »lly conducted train to Minneapolis August 11th, account of G. A. R. Na- tiomal Encampment, made np of day coached, tourist and standard sleepers, train rupning through without change. For rates and other information, inquire of any Erie Ticket Agent, or write J. H, Webster, Division Agent, Elmira. 63-19 $1.90 to Freeville, N. Y. and Re- turn, via Lehigh Valley Railroad, ao- count Centry) New York State Spiritual- ist Meetings, July 221 to Aug 20th, 1906, Tickets sold Jaly 21 to Aug. 10th, in- clusive, good on all regular trains. For further particulars see Lehigh Valley Ticket Agenta. 51 Excursions ERIE RAILROAD. 10 day excarsion to Saratoga and Lake George, $5.00 from Waverly via Brie RB. R. July 14th and Aug 150. 4S 75¢ to Binghamton and return, Sunday, Aug. 12, and each alternate Sunday thereafter. Tickets good leav- Ing Waverly at 7:62 and 10:36 a.m. 25 Holdersof (1. A] R. Excursion Tickets to Minneapolis will be granted a ten day stop over at Chicago on return trip If desired. 07 Jamestown or Chautauqua passengers please pote that the Erie Railroad Co. is now running a vestibule coach daily ‘on their train one through to Jamestown without change of cars. 70 For further particulars apply to Erie Ticket Agent, J. W, Clark. [A Sure Cure for Piles] Me. F. 5 Randall of No. so East Mais St, Leroy, N. ¥., Bloodine Olntment has Bloodine ‘has always large line of notions, 5 and Beautiful Lakl Eeuka Keuka is jastly entitled to the tion it bears, that of be the y beautiful lake in New York Its shores are lined with countless cottages. Those whoare unable to se- dati the several Grove Hogs Keaka | you enjoy fishing, no greatsr attraction, the annually stocked for se various species of trout, ike and plckerel from t atchery, located but regarding A illustrated booklet will be mailed application to J. H. Webster, Div. Agt, Elmira, N. Y. 38.dly- Week-End Outings On Saturday and Sandays from June 30th to September 30th, the Val- ley Railroad will sell excursion locally in New York state at low fares, which will provide over ata minimum cost for railroad This arrangement applies Rok Loman state east of Geneva. cket ta for full ticulars, x rivals Seaside, Lake, Mountain Resorts When considesi vacation | remember that the a ation itty | tickets on sale at reduced rates toall | attractive resorts. Our excellent train sorvios will increase the pleasure of EE ven a ord. vba, Division Agent, n N. I. L. BENJAMIN, Paluter, Decorator and Paperhanger r. Girl for general housework in a fami- Ivy of three, $2.50 per week. 020 Mala street, Athens For Rent: Ointment : 1s the most sven the werld._ Bt will ! care cuts, BOTes, SCERIDS. SQLIEY rant hae : Furnished rooms for housekeeping Inquire / x second floor for pent. oom with b - I v North street, Athens, Two small one For rend, office rooms in the Wheel Rioek. 3 wnitable for as 08 Talmadge, Twu olices for rent in the Maney block. ; aX
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