FRANK RB WOOD, Representative | WWaverly—Wesley Drake, News and ‘advertising matter may be | brother in law of O. F. Benson of left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. [this village, died at Philadelphia After 12 o'clock noon call the main’ Mr. Drake i JOHN ©. PECKALLY i DEALER IN OCYOLEY isis | Pure Olive Oil for medical | yesterday morning FOR 1906. in this section —— office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X. ras webs Eaioun » 8 and 10c per pou ‘The Pierce, Racycle, Miami, Rambler, No. < Riizabeth St. Waverly DIE inal) teaiicd In Ah 0SBORN’S LIVERY Cresceat an | Nubia. PRICES FROM $20.00 UP. Benson during the past winter and Heavy and Light Draying and Moving Largest stock of bicycle sundries. Tires from $1 50 up. | went to Philadelphia about two —— weeks ago. Mr. Benson left yes Baggage called for and delivered in I. C. Miller 1s in Laceywille| g 3 any part of Sayre, Athens aud Waverly: Saddles from 50c up. Pedals from 50c up. Pumps from 10c up. Coaster Brakes from $4.00 up. terday morning for Willamsport and all kinds of team work today ZAUSMER'S JEWELRY STORE y | where the funeral will take place, promptly. Livery attached. Broad Street. Waverly. and Mrs. Benson went this morn- 207 N. Lehigh Ave. Valley Phone 208x ing MEMORIAL SERVICE Waverly—The G. A R, the S of V. and the ladies’ auxiliary went We have just received a line of notions filling in many of the 5S and 10c lines {to the Baptist church in a body | last evening and attended the Mem- onal service. The Rev. Geo A. Briggs preached a sermon that proved to be very interesting to Also a new assortment of Table Oilcloth which we will make a special Saturday only at 15c a yard. the assembled veterans, and all Ladies Rush Braid Bags 10c. others who were present. Waste Paper Baskets 25 and S50 cents. New Gloves and Mitts ex- pected for Saturday. )T WEATHER Inspect our line of REFRIGERATOR Picture Framing Neatly Done at Reasonable Prices. Bi J pe a Wii John Wilson is ia Elmira today. | A — Mrs H P La Riew is in Elmira today vor O B. Baldwin went to Canan- daigua today. Mrs. F. A. Sawyer went to El mira this morning. The barber shops will be closed all day Memonal day Suberribe far The Record WANT ADS Rates : Wanted, Lost, dale, ete, | cent a word each insertion tor first three timo, } cent a word each ins-rtlon thereafter. None taken for las than 15 ceats Situations wanted, free to paid In advance sabscribers. A ——— + GRAF & CO. Furniture and Undertaking. Cor. of Broad SL. and Park Ave.. Waverly. EEE -_ MB ees H. E. Conant and G. W. Conant spent Sunday at Nichols BEARS CHAMPACNE SCARS. — THE NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. Capital Surplus - The W i the Cellars of Rheuna Is Exposed to Constant Danger. Rima § Thomas Dean of Nichols was in For Sale town Saturday evening. Miss Blanche Lassky of Canan- | daigua visited Waverly friends last | Saturday. hmans face was Backed potclhed, says he Clociuoauy EB- Quirer The Frea« anc $50,000.00 $12,000.00 Mrs John Lynch of Waverly, and Mrs. J Frisbie of New Al- bany, were operated upon at the hspital this forenoon. -— Have dueilst™ Ssned No, Lewd a « bis lace aid you Deed a cue no, W. M. Persons, the N.P L. or- gamizer, at St. Charles, Ill, 1s home the man repiled. “1 have maker Me touched [bese Lonorable nicks, he | 89 CuBlipagne scars on a visit rs, he wenl - OA, | “decurale the visages of all the woik- i es lo underground champagoe | . . Eis of Hits They are cautd BY | bel of Nichols were in Waverly on | the bursting of ‘he bottles. About one | Saturday botue of in every lea! : Bursis i I Lere Pug Lv soild 1alDpagne We solicit your Banking busi- peas, and will pay you three per oent. interest per annum for money loft on Certificate of Deposit or Savings Account. The department of saviogs is a special feature of this Bank, and all deposits, whether large or small, draw the same rate of interest. MH. N. SAWTELLE, Cashier, PREACHED TO EMPTY SEATS Viear Boycotted Had for His Only Hearer Daughter Who Killed Herself. -e A M. Russell and daughter Ma CRamipaghe aca For Ment A seven room house on Maple street, J. Miller, 514 Lincoln 16 Two pairs counter scales, almost new, qui © W, S. Wright's grocery, 207 Elmer avenne, Xavre, 15-8 for particulars to P. H. Ginsburg, Rob- inson Bailding, Elmira, N. Y. -lm strest, Athens, Pa. Apply to W. Howard Pa U0-{ Jie Enqu re of 8S. | street, ‘ will be sold very cheap for cash. In- | House and lot on Lewis street. Write The Dr Jadson property on North Allen, Parmers National Bank, Athens, chalupague The strange and unhappy state of affairs which exists at Stokes Lyue in Oxfordshire, has Leen brought to light through the tragedy which occurred lately at the local vicarage, relates the london Graphic The vicars daughter, a clever girl of 14, commit- ted suicide by taking poison, and at the Inquest her father, the Rev. Wil. lam Bryant, declared that the boy- cotting to which he had been subject. e by his parishioners had preyed up- on the child's mind and caused her to take har life The coroner refused to accept Mr, Bryant's statement as evidence and la consequence the vicar has commu- nicated with the home office with a view to a further inquiry The position at Stoke Lyne appears to be far worse than may Imagined from the inquest reports. Mr Bryant | Two small ofioes, one room with bath, Mrs J H. Murrelle and Miss Inquire H. R. 278-4 Emma Snyder went to Binghamton {this morning Samuel Koenig of N:w York city, visited at the home of Julius Sayles over Sunday. il ————— | suitable for gentleman. Talmadge. | For reat, office rooms in the Wheelook | Block. 284 Two offices for reat in the are miles and miles of cham- io Huelmus, caves cut a iimestone rock, where, iD & ‘etuperature of 46 deg ees, wiiions of butties of wine refine and | ripen | Ihe workers down there smell sothing Yu! champagne alli day jong, | champagne escaping from burst bot- | turpers move along | each turns 35000 bdotties| Byron Cronk went to Owego utisually salv.ed this morning. He will go to Au Baug' And the giass | iy and 8 little fountala of | burn before returning impagne perfutoes the damp Alr Day after day en, bh Dotlle must De | turned mes altogether, til | Jas all mounted up tself arvund the curkers remove Lhe Caves the vustant Maney & net Notice. ties Aud as the the racks The Valley Record sally ~ wi thes are Gregg's Racket Store, Cor. Broad St. and Park Ave, Waverly. La exp ons positive indikoriminately the expense | keaping and collecting 1s entire! the amount In in J. H. MURRELLE, Publisher. W. T. CAREY, Editor. spiiliielrs Stephen L.ounsberry of lLouns berry, N Y., spent Sunday with his uncle, Dr J. T. Tucker. RE ——— ca Published every afternoon except Sun- day at Maurrelle’s Printing Office, Sayre. Pa Subscription, $3.00 per year; 15 cents per month. turned 50 ¢t nit sad neeliirated Then the 1h Aime the sedim=n Political Announcements Williams’ Kidney Pills | 1 hereby announce wmysell as a candi- Have neglected | date for Jury Commissioner on the Re- rx $3.00 to Buffalo and Niagara rates reaso able, and mad- RH DAY, MAY i to. print” — yy 108. 18, WHALES SCRATCH BACKS. Blige Keels of Ocean Steamers Make Good Barnacle Scrapers for Them. When a naval architect plans an im provement in marine he generally bas little thought for its ef fect on the denizens of the sea The man who Invented bilge keels, how. @Yer, says A writer on South America, provided the whales of the Brazilian coast just the sort of back scratcher they needed Insect pests annoy the whale and barnacles find a bome on a large part of his body. Bomglimes the monsters may be seen rollilug on a shallow sandy bottom to displace these pe or rubbing themselves the rocks of the reefs On one occasion tbe mall steamer Orissa was stopped during a dense fog 8 few miles off Santa Maria island ia the Pacific The coast being danger ous an anchor was let down 60 [ath Ooms or so and the ship allowed to drift a'n smooth water ~20ut six o'clock in the morning captain heard some heavy whale “blows” or “spouts” apparently close at band. Shortly afterward a con tinued tremos, of the ship was felt It Was too gentle for an earthquake and ‘was varied with bumps Soon a huge whale rose slowly out of the water and foated alongside, llke a bark bot- tom side up It again descended and the tremors recommenced Then the crew noticed barpacles and shell-fish coming to the surface and the secret was out he whale was geraping himself —currylng bimself— on the sharp plate which projected as a steadier from the vessel's Lilge Not caring to have him near in case he ahould smash the the captain had him pelted with potatoes an: coal. but he took no potl yf It till & piece of coal went into his mouth and was swallowed by mistake T be drenched the vessel thoroughly “steamed” away. a last flourish of his tall indicating that he was eecking quiet In the greater depths nstruction t is on boats e Inventor of Esperanto Dr. Zamenhof, the luventor of esper- ante, the “universal” languages, was bors at Bialystok, a Po tuwe on the borderiand of Germapy and Rus sia At least four ANKUAK eS ‘are spoken by the various nationall ties who compose ts population ~Rus sian, Polish, German and Yiddish This babel of tongues seemed to Za menhof the primary cause of mutual Bickerings, and he set himself to bring about unity. The result was esperanto. Wrecks on German Coast ~ Seveuly ships were completely wrecked along the German coasts add | gear, and 256 were damaged. ish differvat —— et f£ 1 of ta - ptace the ork agalo Wore ¢ aid turuers is hese i l1k® me tive That Rescunded with Rum- Liing Phases ise of metaphor in our speech ning that In time it will vnsidered bad form and old-fash dt alk pure English ~ sald Rep- Robert Adams, of Pennsyl as he recited the other day an instance of = h delivered some ti tern congressman in metaphorical form was ex- used Pollticlans y Iu suct resentative vania Spee ne ago by a8 we h ciusively w the sald Mr Adams, “are addicted to the use of ther class of peo recelitly got 8 good speech ma tic representative from he ut with a tre if sentence rar. as near tke this 15 vulgar fossiidom secretly re 'o oppose this noupar- History shows that the 1 of rubber-bralned vultures yw iying 1!mb of the {f reason, and by hooting and screeching attempt to impede the prog- ress of every great representative of reform who climbs to the topmost peaks of the imperishable tree of in- destructible Democrat ¢ knowledge’ Acrustomed as we are to bewllder- ing metaphor in speach” added Mr Adams the house lost something of fis customed placidity during that sentence even Mr Timothy who has quite a remarkable f picturesque language, sat up blinked probat re tan the ho it In a 10Y IS le by a well “ih ra in it ame which az | can spurio remember, urges membe ty measure sme git tree iK®, on the awlul Sulitvan gif and HICH WINDS RARE IN ROME An Average Speed of Five Miles an Hour Is the Greatest Attained Gales are very rare In Rome and yw wilh extreme violence The iliarity of the Roman is the absence of high winds and clear owing to the implete absence of smoke months # average yearly movement of the « ouly five miies an hour This is enormous advantage in winter, ntana” (north wind), prevaliing wind ino this if strong, decidedly eol4 and ne. but when under eight miles ur 1s delightful for most people, 141 idea The south winds They fre nate with the tramontana wind. which fortunately do often blow, 1s moist and enervating It gives rise to languor In most individuals Not Interested. A man never asks the price of wooden legs until he needs one never t st Striking pec imate # air is pure most in the winter TT » the “tram ich 1s the un, is i Inva ire essentially 9 “03 hreeres tly alter e slroce southeast «8 not Should Be Electrocuted. Germs are vow being photographed Posy deserve ae less. . The board of health will hold its regular monthly meeting in Dr Carpenter's cffice this evening. Edward Hazard, James Bigsbee and Charles Beach of Nichols were in Waverly, Saturday, attending |the circus. The Rev. P. R. Ross preached | at Asbury Park yesterday, and the [Rev J L Taylor of that place oc | cupied the Waverly pulpit. Illustrated summer excursion books to Keuka lake, Chautauqua Lake, and Cambridge Springs, Pa, can be had on inquiry at the Ene ticket office, Waverly. 15 taw New:papers are always glad to get all the news that is obtainable and The Record is no exception to the rule. If you cannot bring or send your news items to the office, use the telephone. Call 128x THEODORE BLAIR Waverly— Theodore Blair, a life long resident of Waverly, died at about 5 o'clock this morning at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Floyd Sherman, on Cayuta avenue, aged 5g years. Deceased had been ill for some time of tuberculosis but was not regarded as being any immediate danger. Dunng the night he felt worse than usual, but did not consider it necessary to ‘call a physician. Toward morning |he grew suddenly worse and died |before a doctor could be sum moned. Coroner W. M. Hilton | called and pronounced the primary caused of death as exhaustion, | brought on by tuberculosis. Mr | Blair was born at Big Flats but had |lived here since a boy. He is sur |vived by his sons Charles and | Dana, and by one daughter, Mrs. | Floyd Sherman. Two sisters, Mrs. 'L. Leonard of Sayre and Mrs. L Cooper of Columbia Crossroads, | Pa, also survive him. The funeral will take place at 2 o'clock on next Wednesday afternoon from the | home of his sister, Mrs. Leonard, |at 125 Hoover street, Sayre. Rev. | George A Briggs will conduct the service and the remains will be interred at East Waverly. in Try an ad in The Record, was appointed vicar of the parish in 1893 and in 1897, differences seem to have arisen between him and some of his leading people. The strained re- ations grew worse until about two years ago Mr Bryant found himself with one supporter—his little daugh- ter Sunday after Sunday bas passed, festival has succeeded mst, and Mr, Bryant has gone om conducting his services In a church empty but for the ttle girl and an occasional stranger. He 1s without choir and organist, has to act as his own bell ringer and ean find no one even to elean the building. Mm March, 1904 the use of the school bullding was refused to the vicar by a meeting of the managers On Sunday the vicar conducted the pervice as usual! but there was no one present to join him, the sad incident at the vicarage having deprived him of hls only follower Mirror Better Than Medicine A ward patient im Roosavelt hos pial grew gradually weaker without any apparent reason “‘She‘s fretting herself to death about something” sald the nurse “If she would confide In me I think she would get better ™ By and by the patient did open her mind and heart. “If | could only see myself,” she wailed, "I'd feel Aif- ferent [ know [| must look Iike Aeath or you'd let me have a looking glass.” ft was against the rules to supply pa- tients In that ward with mirrors, but the purse, recognizing the gravity of that particular case, smuggled in a small hand glass The result was miraculous. “Why, dear me,” sald the sick woman, “1 don’t look half so bad as | supposed | 414” And from that hour sbe began to improve —N YT. Sun. Pertinent Inquiry. *{—aw—have an 14sa, doncher know, began young Sapleigh, and--~ “Excuse me,” interrupted Miss Caus- tique, “dut are you quits certain of your ability to distinguish between {deas and wheels? —Chieago Dally News. That Ward Mesting. Mre. Rounder Bo you addressed a ward meeting last night? Did yon nave a full house? Mr. Rounder (abseatly)—Ounce, bdut the other fellow held fours —Cleveland Leader. Shifted Phraseology. “Bliltonalires are becoming founders of colleges ™ “Yes. Or it might be expressed, col- legos are becoming great finders of billtonalires * \V <hington RKRtar great Canada's Tvade The aggregate trade of Ounada for the seven months endiag with January wis $44,261,143 greater than for the same time last year. The Imports, dutlable and free, were $186,289 403, sompared with §140,484,420, an inorease of §15.774.978 over the previous year. The exports were $150,834.43, com- pared with $126,230.49, being an Ia erease of $35,603,940. Helps Some. Falls. N. Y. and return, account Lehigh Val'y railroad excursion, Decoration Day, May 30 Tickets sold May 30th with return limit May 3st, goad going and retarniog on all trans, except the Flack Diamond Eqpress, within prescnib ed limit For further particulars Lehigh Valley ticket agents 12-td weet For Jury Commissioner 1 hereby announce myself a candidate for Jury Commissioner, su® ject to Re- publican rales. | am io favor of an equable distribution of jurors in the county, and am opjosed to being direct. ed by any political boss as to whose name may be placed in the juey box, | gave my county four years’ service dur- ing the Civil War and believe in the same equality and justice now that] fought to establish thea, F. N. DIXON, Wysox, Pa April 19, 1808. slfjun-1taw. cdf Charter Notice In the Court of Common Pleas of Brad ford Coanty Notice 1s Lereby given that an apy h cation will fade art on Mond iy, June § 1806, by Job Grin 0. L. Haverly, Vine Crandall, S F. Rob inson, KE. M. Cowell, J. W. Beaman, et al, under the Act of Assembly of the Com monwealth of Peanoylvania entitled “An Act regulating the organization and in- corporation of secret, frateraal, bene ficial societies, orders or associations ind protecting the rights of members therein,” Approved April 6, AD 1887, and its supplements, for the charter of an intended corporation to be called The Keystone Guard, the character and ob- Jeet of which ia the formation of a secret, fraternal, beneficial seciety, to provide for the payvaent to its members of sick, disability or death claims in such amounts as may be authorized, and to provide for the payment of money upon the expiration of a fixed period of not less than five vears to members whose benefloial or distribution period may then expire of such sum not exceeding the maximum amount named in the benefloiary certificates as the con- stitution and general laws in force at the expiration of said period way anthorize and direct, as shown by the proposed charter now on file; and for this purpose to have, possess, and en joy all the rights, benefits and privileges conferred by said Act of Assembly and the laws of this Commonwealth, L. T. HOYT, Bolicitor. be to the Veg Wb 6 mayl4,21.28 Advertise in The Record Cards For Sale. The Valley Record has In stock the following card signs: For Rent For Bale Private Office Please Do Not Aak for Credit Positively No Admittance FParnished Rooms Roarding The Record, has the best House Lease ever printed in Bradford county; also Vest Pocket and Deak Receipt Books; and a variety of Legal Blanks for Justices and Constable E. M. DUNHAM, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offios: — Rooms ¢ and 5, Kilmer Blook. you your Kideys?| ro Vor Ovaswot ke ey ’ publican ticket, subject to the rules hey FY08 SFr Orel Jour bi ud aa. | governing the Republican primaries to neys and Bladder? y | be held June 18th next. 8 A, BLISH, Have you pains in| 5 the loins, side, back, groins and blad- | Sayre, Pa, May 15, 1908, der? Have you a flabby appearance of | To Bradford County Republicans: the face, especially under the eyes? Too | | herewith present my Dame As & OAD~ frequent desire to pass urine? If soldi date for Representative in the Psan- Williaws' Kidoey Pills will cure you. |gylvania Legislature, subject to Repub- Sample Free. By mail L0c. Sold by |lican rules. 1stand for the enactment Druggists. Williams Mfg. Co, Props, | of laws giving a straight, uniform two Cleveland, O. Sold by C. M. Driggs, | cent fare on all rail lines. That druggist. | trolley roads shall hive the vested right Political A > | to transport freights. A revision of our olitical Announcement {tax laws to the end that corporations I'o the Republican Voters of Bradford | shall contribute to relief of local taxae | tion and be compelled to bear their just share of the burden of tax. The same to be used for free schools or such other Jurpony as our people may desire. All aws to be drawn plain, clear and dis- tinet so there shall be no doubt as to intention and purpose. Edmund M. Tuton, Bentley Creek, Pa. County In formally announcing my candidacy for reelection to the office of Repiesent- ative in the legislature from Bradford | county, | recognize the right of my con- stituents to know my attitude, both past and futare, on those questions which are of such vital importance to the country at large. I therefore desire to state, that if re. elected, | shall favor the following legis- lation, and will introduces and work for the enactment of these subjects, viz: Fhe awendment to the Constitution whereby the basis of the representation in the law-making body shall be citizen «hip and not an indiscriminate popula- tion of foreigners centered in the large cities to the prejudice and exclusion of the agricultural districts, The revision of the tax laws so that all kinds of property and (raochises shall pay the same millage on the dollar of valuation. The limiting of all franchises reasonable length of time, The granting to trolley roads of all rivileges enjoyed by steam railroads, pclading the right of eminent domain aud the right to carry freight. The retention of all license fees and personal property tax by the county. The increase of the state aid in the township road law from 15% to 503, The granting to the people at large more power to declde some of the more important questions, such as the graot- ing of franchises, municipal ownership of pablie service co porations and wat- ters of a local ch racter, The repeal of the iniquitous sheriff's foe bill. The final disposition of petty misde- meanors bo ore a justice of the peace and a jury of six, whereby a large por- tion of the expense of maintaining the to a criminal courts will be eliminated. The enactment of le zislation providing for equality «f rates charged by trans: | portation companies, both freight and | passenger, and a mavximam passenger | rate of two cents per mile | Increased aporopriation to publie | schools, especially townsiup high schools, even to the extent of tLe state bearing | the entire expruse of maintaining the | public school syste rn, | The enactment of the Anti-Trust bill | introduced by at the last regular session, prohibiting the combination of | capital for the purpose of controlling the prices of oo mmodities by monopolies, | The repeal of the present muzzler law | by the enactment of 3 just and equitable | libel law, I respectfally solicit the support of all | voters who are in favor of the enactment | of this legislation and pledge myself, if | re-elected, to use every effort on my part | to secure the enactment of the same, | Respectfully, ! L. T. HOYT. Maynard, Maynard & Schrier Attorneys and Counselors. ie Atheas, Pa. | | M. P. A. Block, Sayre, Pa. May- nard Block, Athens, Pa. 14-td To the Votersof Bradford County : I hereby announce myself a candidate for Representative subject to Republi- can rules. | have always stood for clean politics, a fair ballot and an honest count, and | believe in “a square deal for all.” If elected 1 will vote and work for such laws as will further these enda. 1 favor the passage of laws making pas- senger rates two cents a mile, also for more liberal appropriations for schools to the end that local taxation for that purpose may be reduced to the lowest possible limit and for such additional aid for road building and maintenance as the best interests of the people de- mand. 1 particularly favor the enact- ment of laws that will equalize taxation and compel corporations to bear their proper share of the burden, the grant- g of freight privileges to trolley com- panies, and a libel law that Is just snd equitable. Pledging myself to the Int- ereata of the people, | respoeLuity solicit their support at the com os rimaries, GILES M. NB, Canton, Pa., May 10, 1908, The undersigned announces himself a candidate for the nomination of Jury Commissioner, subject to the rules of Democrati Towanda, - March 80, 1908. To the Republican voters of Bradfosd County : 1 hereby announce myself » candidate for Representative, subject to Republi- can rules. | am in favor of reform legis- lation, to the end that tions shall bear their just share of tax- ation. 1 favor the enactment of a law permitting trolley lines to also law to enforce the provisions of the Constitution relating to railroads and other carrying companies (see Art. XVII of Coanstitation). 1am alsoia favor of two cant fares ou railroads. 288 1 here myself a candidate for Jury Commissioner, subject to the Republican rules. CHARLES S8COTT, To the Republican Voters of Bradford I hereby announce myself as a candi- date for resentative to the vania Legislature from Bradford hy subject to the rules of the Republican pa If elected 1 will work for and vote for the enactment of laws allowing trolley roads to carry freight, esta a two cents a mile fare on steam roads, pelling corporations to bear their tire expense of the public schools the fonds, and for such
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