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LENIGN AND SCRANTON
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At the Lowest Possible Prices
oe be left at West Sayre Drug
Store, both phones; or at the Erie street
yards at Bayre. Bo'h Phones.
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Sayre.
'HE SECRET
OF LONG LIFE,
BY KENNETT HARRIS.
“Uncle Jake
twist of
Somerby pulled a thick
Gatural leaf of his own curing
from Lis po and crumbled cf a
pipeful, Hbserving, as he dec''ned the
sack Marvin Parsons offered hin, that
these waunyfac terbackers
weren't ftten for a Lawg Ww swoke™
Pursous retraloed frow the obvious re
he caught Washlugwou Hae
eye abd grinned
If I'd swoked the stuff you boys do
I'd ben dead Lg agv continued Lhe
vid wan, pl ip Lis wittens and
ug { Lis his
learn a right swart afore
I aw first thing
learn an’ the last youre
Ake is no take anythin’ inter
your insides which you don't know
what it's made of
Ket
yer
tort, but
CULK 8
Clug
Lae
You'll
re uid as
pull laps ap over
curls
yuu an’ the
yuu wautl to
iy lo ww
hearty.”
f us got that,” said Han-
as the wheels of the
Somerby wagon creaked slowly away.
What keeps Doc Slmpson away from
me |
tweed Un
We ve all o
CuUCk, refieclively
vs whenever | get right bun
gry. That an sicepln ulne Lours keeps |
the b heaith ou my clieck.
Uncle Juke reminds we some of olf
Cal Westerley over at Gooseneck,” re-
sumed Haucock, after a pause “Cal's
clost WW uuw an up Ww three or
four years ago Le done as goud a day's
work as any of the meno he's bired.
! He'd got up ou & wagon an’ keep two
of ‘em pitchlio’ whilst he loaded and
he'd be as dry as a chip an’ breathin’
easy an’ them sweatin like a sheriff
kiver him op He'd stand
right off their
comme an’ scatterin’ It with
a shake au’ a filp of his wrist right
where It done the most good, an’ a
bauterin
Hes got
iived as
worked
his
wanted
MII
on
at lection to
there ketchin
the hay
furks as It
ew
it framed up that he's
ong as he Las because he allus
hard right out io the fleld all
never el as much as he
to an’ never took a drink of
iicker or smoked or chawed terbacker
I useter visit around in Gooseneck a
right! smart about ten or twelve years
ago an ol Cal wus never 80 happy as
when he gut me penned up where he
could brag about how old he wus an
teil me the way he done it, an’ I'd lls-
ten awhile an’ then I'd say, “That's all
right, Cal, but Low about Mose Grigs-
by”
He a4
whisky, Lut he never got to be the age
he was by pol cussing” when I'd talk
avout Mose
“Mose ved two mile east of him on
the Tarkio road an’ he wus a year old-
er than what Cal was Derndest ol
feller you ever seen—ornery as a mule,
an’ | reckon he never done pothin® In
bis life but drink an’ smoke an’ chaw,
i ‘ceptin’ he wus In the army a spell, an’
What give him a pension of §18 a month,
life au
never don+ a lich © Work an’ the most
of his time when he wusn't off on a
spree he wus settin’ In a rockin’ chalr
with Bis feet in the oven, He had two
boys an’ they run the farm between
‘ein an’ Mose bossed the whole outfit
He'd got the rheumatiz o's he couldn't
walk more’ n to jest hobble, but he
could ride. an’ he'd make one of the
boys saddle up a hoss pension days an’
off he'd go to town a kitin'. He'd come
back the same way only a-whoopin’
an’ hollerin’ all times 0° night
“ ‘Wash, he'd say to me, ‘if you want
to live to be a= old as | am drink all
the licker you can hold when you start
in. Fil right up Don’t oever quit
so long as you can steer the neck of a
bottle to your mouth—an’ don't straln
yourself workin
“I'd mention ol' Cal, an’ he'd say,
‘Shucks! Cal Westerby's a kid to me.
Aun’ If he fought, bled an’ dled fer his
country the way I've done, where do
you reckon he'd be by this time? An’
Cal hain’t lived, nuther He's jest be'D
vegetatin'’
“1'd4 teil ol’ Cal about that an’ he'd
low al] the bledin’ an’ dyin’ Mose ever
done in the war never hurt him, an’
he'd read pieces he'd cut out o' the pa-
| pers about how whisky encouraged the
rheunmatiz An’ then he'd begin to tell
{about the time Mose was indicted fer
| hoss stealin’ an’ hint that he hadn't
got the papers to show for the age he
| claimed
“But fin‘ly Moses took sick after one
of his sprees an’ died. I seen him while
he was sick one day an’ he says to me,
Wash' he says, ‘blame my cats If |
don't think Cal Westerby haln't got
the right end o' the stick. If I git out
o' this, doggone my hide if 1 doff"t
blleve I'll swear off drinkin’ an’ smok-
in’
“l wus by ag’in the day he died One
©’ the boys come out an’ told me
I passed on an’ went to ol’ Cal's
‘Cal’ | says, ‘Most Grigsby died this
morning
“He looked at me a minit, an’ then
he says “The plague-taked ol’ scala-
wag! I'm glad of 1 | don’t mean no
harm tw Mose,’ he says, ‘but, Wash,
I've been a-studyin’ lately an’ | wus
thinkin’ that Mose had lots o fun
anyway; an'—] wus a-wonderin’ if it
‘ud hurt if | indulged a little oncet in
awhile He seemed to enjoy It. But |
guess mebbe | wus right after all
What do you think, Wash™
“He looked at me kinder dubersome.
‘Aln’t he dead” | says ‘An’ ain't you
alive an’ kickin?
“‘Ya-a8' he says, ‘but, Hash—1 ain't
reely as old as | make out—pot quite
‘T aldged up four years on my age
when Mosé began makin’ his brags, so
there wus reely five vears atween us’ ™
~Chicago Dally News
Exactly
Me—How long Is it since we met
She—About two marriages ago?
Counter Bore.
The worst bore in the world is the
man who interrupts your story about
the bright sayings of your children
LS. Brown of New Millerd was|
in Athens today
Fred Low did not go to West |
Virginia because of sickness in his
family.
C. M. Bender of New Albany |
was in Athens on business last
evening.
Chief Cassidy of E'mira was in
Athens last evening on professional
business.
John Cronin of Dushore was |
transacting business in Athens
yesterday.
E O Francke has installed some
new chairs and a table for his rce
cream soda department.
Union hose company will meet
for dnll tomorrow evening Every
member is urged to come.
Dr.Warfield of Lafayette college
visited the high school this mora
ing and addressed the students.
and District Attorney Mills re-
turned home.
day, a holy day of obligation, and |
mass will be held at St Joseph's |
church at 8 o'clock a. m.
Hon. E M. Tuton was in town
yesterday afternoon interviewing
the voters in the interest of his
candidacy for Representative.
Mr and Mrs. Paul Pomeroy and |
Miss Laura Weller went to Ricks
etts, Pa, today for a short wisit
with the family of Dr. Bradford.
District President Clarence ].
Dunn of the N. P. A, Williams
port, will visit the local lodge on
Thursday evening and it is desired
that every member be present.
and Mr. Hallock to pay the costs. |
Mrs. S. B B. Norrish, president of|
the Bradford County W.C. T. U,
to attend a local meeting of the
order at the home of Mrs. Lettie
Wright.
Frank Olendorfl of Bucknell was
on his way to Ithaca with the col-
lege base ball team last evening,
where they are to play a game
with Cornell tomorrow and stopped
over night with his parents in Ath-
ens.
Dr. E. B. Joachim went to Allen
town today to attend the mecting
of Susquehanna Dental Society of
which he is a member, Its sessions
commenced today and will last
three days. Dr. Joachim will read
a paper aad clinic dunng the
sessions.
The postoice officials have con
siderable trouble delivering mail
that is carelessly addressed and
they wish to urge people to be
more explicit in making the direc-
tions so that they may know just
whom they wish to have receive
their letters. Letters come into
the office addressed to Mrs. Smith,
Mrs. Jones, &c, and it is impossible
for them to know which Mrs.
Smith or Jones is meant.
Yesterday atermoon just before
the time for No. 1 to pass the
Athens station, Frank Burney was
taken with an epileptic fit and full
across the tracks on the Chemung |
bridge near where the two girls
were killed Sunday. Mrs D C
Bennett saw him fall and dragged
him from his perilous position just
in time to save his life. Chief
Mulligan was passing and had the
man removed to his home.
$3.00 to Buffalo and Niagara
Falls, N. Y. and return, scoount Lebigh
Day, May 30. Tickets sold May 30th |
with return limit May 31st, good going |
and retarning ou all trains, except the |
Lehigh Valley ticket agents,
$4.50 to Toronto, Ont. and Return |
Account Decoration Day excursion, May
30, vis Labigh Valley rallroad. Tickets
will be sold Ms , Bood retarning
Bot Jus 1 intuaive; SoM! tains ot
further information ses L. V.
" ORDANE LAST GT
of a Highly Interesting Char-
acter
Athens —The ordination stavices si
a highly interesting character.
i SHOES
SHOES
eA
i“
a son of the former pastor, Rev
|W. H. Sawtelle, and his christian
life has been developed under the
fostering care of its membership,
The other, John V. Axtell, has a
close fellowship with some of its
members. The music was specially
prepared for the occasion and it
was very fine. Rev. W. H. Saw-
telle was present together with his
son, W L Sawtelle of Fulton, N.
Y., who was ordained to the minis-
It is not often that a preacher
| to the ministry under his preaching.
But this is true of Mr. Sawtelle,
|and it speaks volumes for his faith-
fulness. ’
The meeting last evening was in
charge of the moderator of Lack-
awanna presbytery and Dr. E D
Warfield, president of Lafayette
College, preached the sermon.
The Rev. Warfield said that he es-
teemed it a great favor to be pres
ent and to preach the sermon, for
he had some very close relations
was to be ordained to the sacred
calling of the ministry. Mr. Saw-
telle had been a student at the col-
lege he presided over and he had
His text
was an eloquent exposition of the
lofty purposes of God and the ex-
alted work of the chnstian min-
istry.
The ordination prayer of Rev,
W. H. Sawtelle, father of Alvin,
was most touching, full of earnest
christian desire. The charge to the
candidates was given by Rev. W
I. Sawtelle. After the singing of
a hymn the benediction was pro-
nounced by Rev Alvin C. Sawtelle.
The following clergymen were
present and took part in the ser-
vicee: R P. H Brooks and R B
Webster of Wilkes-Barre, H. C
Smitcher of Wyalusing, G R Mer-
nll of U.uiondale, E C Petrie of
Sayre, M L. Cook of Camptown,
W. H Sawtelle of Ulster, and W
I. Sawtelle of Fulton, NY,
VICTOR HOWE
Athens—Victor Howe died at
the Packer hospital this morning of
typhoid fever, aged 21 years. He
came to Athens from Wysox about
six years ago and has worked at
his trade of stone mason most of
the time since. He leaves a wife
and two children, Arthur, aged go,
and Claude, aged 7, who reside on
Chestnut street. A sister, Mrs
Warren Harper of Athens, went to
Wysox today to arrange for the
funeral at that place.
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