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Household Goods, Safes etc LAWS & WINLACK, Attorneys and Counselors at Law. A GENERAL LAW BUSINESS TRANSACTED. LAWS" BUILDING, 219 DESMOND ST, Valley Phone 180-A, Sayre. LENIGN AND SCRANTON COAL At the Lowest Possible Prices oe be left at West Sayre Drug Store, both phones; or at the Erie street yards at Bayre. Bo'h Phones. COLEMAN NASSLER, HILL & BEIBACH CAFE Best of Everything Lockhart St. Sayre. 'HE SECRET OF LONG LIFE, BY KENNETT HARRIS. “Uncle Jake twist of Somerby pulled a thick Gatural leaf of his own curing from Lis po and crumbled cf a pipeful, Hbserving, as he dec''ned the sack Marvin Parsons offered hin, that these waunyfac terbackers weren't ftten for a Lawg Ww swoke™ Pursous retraloed frow the obvious re he caught Washlugwou Hae eye abd grinned If I'd swoked the stuff you boys do I'd ben dead Lg agv continued Lhe vid wan, pl ip Lis wittens and ug { Lis his learn a right swart afore I aw first thing learn an’ the last youre Ake is no take anythin’ inter your insides which you don't know what it's made of Ket yer tort, but CULK 8 Clug Lae You'll re uid as pull laps ap over curls yuu an’ the yuu wautl to iy lo ww hearty.” f us got that,” said Han- as the wheels of the Somerby wagon creaked slowly away. What keeps Doc Slmpson away from me | tweed Un We ve all o CuUCk, refieclively vs whenever | get right bun gry. That an sicepln ulne Lours keeps | the b heaith ou my clieck. Uncle Juke reminds we some of olf Cal Westerley over at Gooseneck,” re- sumed Haucock, after a pause “Cal's clost WW uuw an up Ww three or four years ago Le done as goud a day's work as any of the meno he's bired. ! He'd got up ou & wagon an’ keep two of ‘em pitchlio’ whilst he loaded and he'd be as dry as a chip an’ breathin’ easy an’ them sweatin like a sheriff kiver him op He'd stand right off their comme an’ scatterin’ It with a shake au’ a filp of his wrist right where It done the most good, an’ a bauterin Hes got iived as worked his wanted MII on at lection to there ketchin the hay furks as It ew it framed up that he's ong as he Las because he allus hard right out io the fleld all never el as much as he to an’ never took a drink of iicker or smoked or chawed terbacker I useter visit around in Gooseneck a right! smart about ten or twelve years ago an ol Cal wus never 80 happy as when he gut me penned up where he could brag about how old he wus an teil me the way he done it, an’ I'd lls- ten awhile an’ then I'd say, “That's all right, Cal, but Low about Mose Grigs- by” He a4 whisky, Lut he never got to be the age he was by pol cussing” when I'd talk avout Mose “Mose ved two mile east of him on the Tarkio road an’ he wus a year old- er than what Cal was Derndest ol feller you ever seen—ornery as a mule, an’ | reckon he never done pothin® In bis life but drink an’ smoke an’ chaw, i ‘ceptin’ he wus In the army a spell, an’ What give him a pension of §18 a month, life au never don+ a lich © Work an’ the most of his time when he wusn't off on a spree he wus settin’ In a rockin’ chalr with Bis feet in the oven, He had two boys an’ they run the farm between ‘ein an’ Mose bossed the whole outfit He'd got the rheumatiz o's he couldn't walk more’ n to jest hobble, but he could ride. an’ he'd make one of the boys saddle up a hoss pension days an’ off he'd go to town a kitin'. He'd come back the same way only a-whoopin’ an’ hollerin’ all times 0° night “ ‘Wash, he'd say to me, ‘if you want to live to be a= old as | am drink all the licker you can hold when you start in. Fil right up Don’t oever quit so long as you can steer the neck of a bottle to your mouth—an’ don't straln yourself workin “I'd mention ol' Cal, an’ he'd say, ‘Shucks! Cal Westerby's a kid to me. Aun’ If he fought, bled an’ dled fer his country the way I've done, where do you reckon he'd be by this time? An’ Cal hain’t lived, nuther He's jest be'D vegetatin'’ “1'd4 teil ol’ Cal about that an’ he'd low al] the bledin’ an’ dyin’ Mose ever done in the war never hurt him, an’ he'd read pieces he'd cut out o' the pa- | pers about how whisky encouraged the rheunmatiz An’ then he'd begin to tell {about the time Mose was indicted fer | hoss stealin’ an’ hint that he hadn't got the papers to show for the age he | claimed “But fin‘ly Moses took sick after one of his sprees an’ died. I seen him while he was sick one day an’ he says to me, Wash' he says, ‘blame my cats If | don't think Cal Westerby haln't got the right end o' the stick. If I git out o' this, doggone my hide if 1 doff"t blleve I'll swear off drinkin’ an’ smok- in’ “l wus by ag’in the day he died One ©’ the boys come out an’ told me I passed on an’ went to ol’ Cal's ‘Cal’ | says, ‘Most Grigsby died this morning “He looked at me a minit, an’ then he says “The plague-taked ol’ scala- wag! I'm glad of 1 | don’t mean no harm tw Mose,’ he says, ‘but, Wash, I've been a-studyin’ lately an’ | wus thinkin’ that Mose had lots o fun anyway; an'—] wus a-wonderin’ if it ‘ud hurt if | indulged a little oncet in awhile He seemed to enjoy It. But | guess mebbe | wus right after all What do you think, Wash™ “He looked at me kinder dubersome. ‘Aln’t he dead” | says ‘An’ ain't you alive an’ kickin? “‘Ya-a8' he says, ‘but, Hash—1 ain't reely as old as | make out—pot quite ‘T aldged up four years on my age when Mosé began makin’ his brags, so there wus reely five vears atween us’ ™ ~Chicago Dally News Exactly Me—How long Is it since we met She—About two marriages ago? Counter Bore. The worst bore in the world is the man who interrupts your story about the bright sayings of your children LS. Brown of New Millerd was| in Athens today Fred Low did not go to West | Virginia because of sickness in his family. C. M. Bender of New Albany | was in Athens on business last evening. Chief Cassidy of E'mira was in Athens last evening on professional business. John Cronin of Dushore was | transacting business in Athens yesterday. E O Francke has installed some new chairs and a table for his rce cream soda department. Union hose company will meet for dnll tomorrow evening Every member is urged to come. Dr.Warfield of Lafayette college visited the high school this mora ing and addressed the students. and District Attorney Mills re- turned home. day, a holy day of obligation, and | mass will be held at St Joseph's | church at 8 o'clock a. m. Hon. E M. Tuton was in town yesterday afternoon interviewing the voters in the interest of his candidacy for Representative. Mr and Mrs. Paul Pomeroy and | Miss Laura Weller went to Ricks etts, Pa, today for a short wisit with the family of Dr. Bradford. District President Clarence ]. Dunn of the N. P. A, Williams port, will visit the local lodge on Thursday evening and it is desired that every member be present. and Mr. Hallock to pay the costs. | Mrs. S. B B. Norrish, president of| the Bradford County W.C. T. U, to attend a local meeting of the order at the home of Mrs. Lettie Wright. Frank Olendorfl of Bucknell was on his way to Ithaca with the col- lege base ball team last evening, where they are to play a game with Cornell tomorrow and stopped over night with his parents in Ath- ens. Dr. E. B. Joachim went to Allen town today to attend the mecting of Susquehanna Dental Society of which he is a member, Its sessions commenced today and will last three days. Dr. Joachim will read a paper aad clinic dunng the sessions. The postoice officials have con siderable trouble delivering mail that is carelessly addressed and they wish to urge people to be more explicit in making the direc- tions so that they may know just whom they wish to have receive their letters. Letters come into the office addressed to Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Jones, &c, and it is impossible for them to know which Mrs. Smith or Jones is meant. Yesterday atermoon just before the time for No. 1 to pass the Athens station, Frank Burney was taken with an epileptic fit and full across the tracks on the Chemung | bridge near where the two girls were killed Sunday. Mrs D C Bennett saw him fall and dragged him from his perilous position just in time to save his life. Chief Mulligan was passing and had the man removed to his home. $3.00 to Buffalo and Niagara Falls, N. Y. and return, scoount Lebigh Day, May 30. Tickets sold May 30th | with return limit May 31st, good going | and retarning ou all trains, except the | Lehigh Valley ticket agents, $4.50 to Toronto, Ont. and Return | Account Decoration Day excursion, May 30, vis Labigh Valley rallroad. Tickets will be sold Ms , Bood retarning Bot Jus 1 intuaive; SoM! tains ot further information ses L. V. " ORDANE LAST GT of a Highly Interesting Char- acter Athens —The ordination stavices si a highly interesting character. i SHOES SHOES eA i“ a son of the former pastor, Rev |W. H. Sawtelle, and his christian life has been developed under the fostering care of its membership, The other, John V. Axtell, has a close fellowship with some of its members. The music was specially prepared for the occasion and it was very fine. Rev. W. H. Saw- telle was present together with his son, W L Sawtelle of Fulton, N. Y., who was ordained to the minis- It is not often that a preacher | to the ministry under his preaching. But this is true of Mr. Sawtelle, |and it speaks volumes for his faith- fulness. ’ The meeting last evening was in charge of the moderator of Lack- awanna presbytery and Dr. E D Warfield, president of Lafayette College, preached the sermon. The Rev. Warfield said that he es- teemed it a great favor to be pres ent and to preach the sermon, for he had some very close relations was to be ordained to the sacred calling of the ministry. Mr. Saw- telle had been a student at the col- lege he presided over and he had His text was an eloquent exposition of the lofty purposes of God and the ex- alted work of the chnstian min- istry. The ordination prayer of Rev, W. H. Sawtelle, father of Alvin, was most touching, full of earnest christian desire. The charge to the candidates was given by Rev. W I. Sawtelle. After the singing of a hymn the benediction was pro- nounced by Rev Alvin C. Sawtelle. The following clergymen were present and took part in the ser- vicee: R P. H Brooks and R B Webster of Wilkes-Barre, H. C Smitcher of Wyalusing, G R Mer- nll of U.uiondale, E C Petrie of Sayre, M L. Cook of Camptown, W. H Sawtelle of Ulster, and W I. Sawtelle of Fulton, NY, VICTOR HOWE Athens—Victor Howe died at the Packer hospital this morning of typhoid fever, aged 21 years. He came to Athens from Wysox about six years ago and has worked at his trade of stone mason most of the time since. 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