them, And improved in the science of and muscles. thorough W.H. B the place, THE NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. $50,000.00 $12,000.00 BM. HN. SAWTELLE, Cashier. e Valley Record Munn, roi W. T. CAREY, Editor. pe every afternoon except Sun- Muzrelle’s Printing Office, Sayre, 4 $3.00 per year; 15 cents rates reasonable, and made 88 second-class matter May st the at Bayre, Pa, Act of Congress of March 8, *All the news that's fit to print” MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10. 1906. KEEP PICS AS THEIR HOUSEHOLD COMPANIONS Couple Treat Animals Like Ohll- dren—Put to Bed Nightly and Fed from Bottles. Omaha, Neb —Mrs. G. N. Stearns upon the board of health several 280 to abate a nuisance which she Jd was malatained near ber home by and Mrs. Jobn Suter The Suters are an old couple,” she “who are surrounded by the most [ng conditions. They keep 400 eng under their house They bave big Sock of pigeons on the roof of house most of the time. They also ® a Boek of ducks and a drove of “The pigs are kept in the house and put to bed like children. Mrs. Suter *" feeds them from cursing bottles, and iy” IBey are all given the attention and mre allowed all the privileges tbat are sommonly Sccorded children The pigs Bre 80 (rained as not to grunt or make p sound. Mrs. Suter picks them up and them about In her arms and are as quiet and doclie as kittens night comes (hey are put into in the house where the family povered up with bed clothing. put 10 sleep. Mrs Suter calls her arge Solid Regular $3.50 at $1.98, self their mama, and ‘tHey Toflow Der about and seem tq be as tenderly at- tached to her aa children ordinarily are to thelr mother. “It would all be very funny if It were bot such a nuisance. | live next door to the Suters. and the odors that | come from heir place have become up- bearable.” | COW BARKS LIKE A DOG. i Animal Goes on Warpath at Free | bold, N.J., and Forces Entire ! Population to Take to Tress. | Freehold, N. J.—Frank Linzmayer, a farmer near Wickatunk, has been e3- | niting a mulley cow that barks Ii ia dog. Interest had died down | the farmer told his hired man to ta ber to the slaughter house and ha her killed. When the cow reached | main street of the village she began bark ilke a terrier and charged at | hired mas. He took to bis heels and {climbed a tree. The mulley took a ! stand beneath, and James Jenkins, vil lage constable, some past 70, thought ' to calm the cow, but she turned oa him’ ‘and the aged official had to dive head | foremost through a rail fence te es | cape | The cow aroused the entire village, ! wusch numbers 200 souls. Men, women {and children who had heard of Lins | mayer's wonder came out of their | houses and formed a discreet circle | about the beast. Bhe made one or twe charges and the crowd vaulted a fence into a fleld. One of the men get out a shotgun and when within tea yards of the crazed beast fired The cow jumped inte the alr, came down solid, and sailed over the feace Iik$ a bird. Almost the entire village took to trees The man with the gun again shot at the beast. This time the crazy cow went down, but arose aad made a glorious death charge. It end- ed as she tumbled and lay dead A dog bit the cow several days ago. Obeys Bible; Cuts Of Hand. Richmond, Va. —Obeying the Bibli- cal injunction, “if thy right hand of- fend thee, out it off,” John Webb, a miner of Winona, W. Va. while la- boring under religious excitement, hacked off his right band at the wrist with a blunt pocketknife so as to make sure of entering the kingdom of beaven. He was found near his home unconscious from loss of blood. When revived he told In detail bow he had cut sruund the wrist agd that when | the bone was reached he had snapped | the limb loose with the other hand. i Brothers Draw Lots for Girl ! Richmond, Va —Nellle Depass, the | chief ornament of the family of Jacob Depass a Davie county, North Caro- { lina, farmer, Anding bérself unable to ‘ choode- between Joba, Wililam and { Henry Mock, brothers, all of whom | were suitors, left the selection to chance. She summoned her friends, ' including the three young men, 10 a | wedding varty, and then announced that the brothers should draw straws for her. Henry Mock won, and the marriage was performed at cace. Buspended Son by Thumbs. Sterling, IIL. —Mrs. Joseph Fuller, of Milledgeville, the other day admitted that she tortured her ten-year-old son by suspending him by a rope tied to The statement was made husband, the step- father of the child, who was charged with the deed. She says the boy was only suspended two minutes at a time as & means of correction, and declares that ha is so bad that she could not punish him (np any other way. Small But Powerful. The average. weight of a stationary gas engine, in proportion to its horse- power, 4s only about one-fourth as great Excursions + | ERIE RAILROAD. $2.25 to Rochester and retarn | Thursday, February 22d. Good going {on train 7, returning oa or hedors Ihe 234. 8 | $6.78 to New York and return on Tuesday, March 8th, good to return a. or before March ISth. _.. Oak Rockers Reg- - GRAF & CO. News and % ising matier may be left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. After 13 o'slock nooncall the main office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X. _— - a ——— A son was barn to Mr. and Mrs Albert Seabring of Orange strect on Saturday. Mrs. Frederick A. Sawyer will entertain a party of feiends at her home on Chemung street this af- ternoon, ——— a. As: Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Guernsey of Corning, formerly of this place, welcomed a baby boy into their home on Saturday. The members of Tioga hose company and their fadies will en- joy a reception at the parlors of the company Friday evening. Mrs Charles Weller will preside at the piano. a T. B. Lounsbury and wife of Johnson street, left today for a three weeks western trip, which will ex tend as far as Indian Territory. They will go as the guests of their uncle and aunt, Mr. Lansing of Randall, N.Y. Twenty probationers were taken into the Methodist church yester- day as a result of the recent revival services. Two new classes were formed, one to meet Tuesday even- ing with J. S Glazicr as leader and the other to meet Friday evening with Frank Wood as leader. Granville Mesick died at his home on Bradford street, Saturday afternoon from a stroke of apo- plexy. He moved to this place from New Albany last week and it is thought that over work in set- tling his new home broughi on his death. He waa 66 years of age. The funeral was held this afternoon at 3 o'clock.’ NAIL CARRIERS ARE TENDERED A BANOUET Waverly —Music and flowers to please the eye and the ear, a boun- teous repast of the good things of the season to delight the palate and a hearty welcome were extend- ed to the mail carriers of Sayre and Athens by their brothers in the employ of Uncle Sam at this place at the homz of Mail Carrier Lem Canoll or: Chemung street, Satur- day evening. The company sat down to the banquet table at g o'clock and were served by Misses Helen Ferguson, Virginia Canoll and Reba Bellis. After the inner min had been satisfied and the cigars were lighted Mail Carrier W. T. Harris, in the capacity of toastmaster, called on each one to respond to a toast. The boys had a jolly time and departed for their homes just in time not to break the Sabbath. Postmaster G. D. Gennng and Deputy Harry G Morgan were guests of honor. The following carriers were present: Messrs. Loop, Zellar, Barber, Gris- wold, Weeks, and Miller of Sayre, Page and Johnson of Athens, and Harris, Kennedy, Frick, Canoll and Coleman of Waverly. The menu was as follows: Blue Points on Half Shell Celery Olives Pickles Salted Nuts Bouillon Wafers Ambrosia Nabiscoes Roast Turkey, Giblet Gravy Parker House Rolls Mashed Potatoes French Peas Cranberry Sauce Shrimp: Salad Nut Ice Cream Assorted Cakes Coffee Oranges Cigars ——————p UNITED IN MARRIAGE Waverly—Harry Westfall is the popular young clerk in the Nation- al bank of Sayre, and Miss Martha Black, one of Waverly's most popu- lar young ladies, were united in marriage by Rev. George A. Briggs, pastor of the Baptist church, at the home of the bride's sister, Mrs. Bananas Mr. and Mrs, Westfall will take a short wedding trip and on their re- turn home will reside in Waverly, at 9 o'clock this morning, has been very large and the prospects are! that the Tioga hose company wil’ make a grand success with their venture. The fifty young misses who take part in the opening cx travaganza, are becoming very pro- ficient in their songs, drills and dances, and their part of the enter- tainment will be a pleasing feature. Nightly rehearsals of the cast and private instruction for the different members has been going on for the past three weeks. Clifton Mal- | lory, who will play the part of Gar- rick, is an accomplished actor and an able instructor, and a good ren- | dition of the famous play is assured. | i i i Added the Ten Years. } Misa Eilderielgh—Just think, Mr Braix, | am within ten years of 35' Mr. Braix—1 Can't believe It Miss Elderieigh—That's sweet of you | —but it's true | Mr. Bralx—Well, if anybody else baa were five years out, anyhow —Tit Bits. And Tethered, Too! Mrs. Yipps—What a vile man your friend Flipps ia. Why, he's a free thinker! Mr. Yippe—You surprise me' I'd no idea he was allowed to do a bit of thinking of his own. 1 always thought he was—what | mean, | didn't koow that he was a bachelor, really, Had Forgotten It. Friend—I hear that you have broken your engagesmat with Dr. Warmbeart Miss De Gush—17? Friend—Why, yes. [ am tld thal you had a violent quarrel in the con- servatory half an hour ago, and you told him never to speak to you agalo. Miss De Qush—Oh, we've made up since then—N. Y. Weekly Good to His Folks. “Why don't you have the. snow cleaned off your sidewalk?’ asked the neighbor. “Because,” answered Mr. Lobrow, “1 think a lot of my family and wouldn't deprive it of any pleasure. You have no idea how it amuses the children sd see people siip and fail down. "—Wash- ington Star. Taking No Chances “Come straight home from school” | sald Rob's aunt. “Your father is ta| be married to-night and | want to get you ready.” “Sure 1 will," sald Robin, promptly. “I lost out on the| other wedding, and it tant likely that) I'll miss this one too."—Judge. * eight-year-old . Bothered After Dark. | “But you are not always bothered | with poor light, are you?” inquired the complaint clerk at the gas office “Oh, no, not always,” replied qniet citizen. “Ah, 1 thought so, It's only "at cer tain times that you notice it, eh?’ “Yes, only after dark."—Tit Bits Lae Impression of Egypt. “And you say,” sald the political boss, who bad been retired, and, there. fore, found leisure for travel, “thai these mighty pyramids were bullt by some ancient government?’ “That is the supposition.” “Great Scott! What a chance for graft.” Love and Eyes, “Oh, I'm fust in love with football, father!” sald the young man, coming into the home with a bandaged eye. “Well, my son, you are not the first man to get a black eye after he hag got in love,” replied tire father, feel- ingly —~Yonkers Statesman Knew Him. “Are you very well acquainted Bim “Quite well” “How well? “Well, 1 know him well enough to refuse to lend him money." —Houston Post. with bh — Sweet. There was a young womaa in Berne Whose expression, forbidding and sterne, Relaxed quite a bit When a local quick wit Bald ste Aldn't need sugar In hifoe, ~Houston Post LV She—Call off your dog, sir. He Is golag to bite me. He—No womoer, fair maid; he hath a very sweet tooth. A Method. We're sure to make mistakes at besti - I know that | have made a jot I'll oudly criticise the rest 1a hope that mine will be forgot. —Waesbhingion Stag, Certainly. “Has your mother-in-law presence of mind?" . | “Well, she’s always giving me a piece of hie wind; would you call that Dangerous stomach decayed or ulcerated teeth. to $5. Gold fillings, $1 up. Cement fillin gs, 50c. 106 CENTER STREET. The Tioga Hose Presents MR. CLIFTON MALLORY la the Great English Comedy Supported by MISS GENEVIEVE DEAN And Local Talent WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY Evenings, Feb. 22-23. Grand Hollday Matinee Thursday after- noon at 2:80, A Musical Extravaganza by over 60 peo- ple will precede the action of the play. COSTUMES — English court of the peri- SCENERY By Seaman & Landris. INCIDENTAL MUSIC-by Mrs. Clifton Mallory, Musical Director. Reserved Seat Sale Opens Monday A. M. Reserved Seats 50c and 35c. Gallery 25¢c. Matinee 10c and 200. FISH, FISH If you “want fish try S. J. Bellis on Rlizabeth street. You can buy the best Fish there every day. Phone orders promptly attended to. Valley Phone 66x. Bell Phone 138w MISSES TABER & LAMBERT Sayre Art Parlor. 120 W. LOCKHART ST. We show a complete line of Fancy Goods, Linens _ Materials, Also a pew and updodane line of stam t- rt Waist Salts, as Fin terns for gesie, shadow eyelet and French em- roldery. R. H. DRISLANE, Contractor and Builder Plans and Estimates Furnished. 103 Linco'n St Sayre, Pa. H. L. TOWNER, M.D. Specialties Diseases of Women and of the Rectum. Hours—-7to0am, 108,70 8p. m. OFFICE—-SAMUEILS BLOCK. Valley Telephone 37x. 138 Loekhart St. E. M. DUNHAM, ATTORNRY-AT-LAW, Office: —Reoms 4 and 5, Elmer Block, “oekhart Street, Sagres, Pa. ; ATHENS, PA. LAWS & WINLACK, Attorneys and Counselors Vat Law. ERAL LAW BUSINESS TRANSACTED. LAWS' BUILDING, 210 DESMOND ST., Valley Phone 180-A. Sayre, G. J. Kiron, | SAYRE'S LEADING DRAYMAN. Especial care and prompt at. tention given to moving of Planos, Household Goods, Bafes etc. HILL & BEIBACH CAFE Best of Everything Lockhart St. pe TOUHEY'S HOTEL Thomas Ave, Opposite L. V. Station. Rates $1.50 Por Duy. Sayre. Carpenter and Builder. 17 Pleasant St. Waverly, N. Y. Tr | i i i t girl wanted for Rus ly at Osborne 207 North Lehigh avenu®, Sayre. 330- rea- BE A. Wilber, 2350 Unfurnished rooms for ‘light house- keeping, 319 W. Lockhart. U1-8t* The Dr. Judson pi
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