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WEIEL DREAM 3TOKY
The Startling Vision That Saved the
Life of Lady Vernon
I'he following dream storv is told in
" I'he Story of My Life." by Augustus
J. i . Hare. The story Has told to Mr.
Hare in Koine in INTO:
"Lady Vernon dreamed that she saw
the butler, with a knife in one hand
and a candle in the other, crossing the
entrance hall, and she awoke with a
great sta>'.. After awhile she composed
herself to sleep main, and she dreamed
---he dreamed that she saw the butler,
with a knife in one hand and a candle
in the other. 011 the middle of the stair
case. and she awoke with a great
shuck. She got up. She thought she
could not be quite well, and she took
a little sal volatile. At last she fell
asleep again, and she dreamed-—she.
dreamed thai she saw the butter, with
a knife in one hand and a candle in j
the other, standing at her bedroom door.
Mid she awoki in a great terror and
'lie _ 111 n11 c*i in ■ ot' bed, anil' she said.
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JOHN G. WALL, Agent,
& Cumberland Sts. Hamsburg, Pa. Both Phonts^
•I'll have an end of this. I'll have an
end of these foolish imaginations."
"And she rushed to the door and
threw it wide opeu. And there jusf
outside stood the butler, with a knife
in one hand and a candle in the other.
And when he suddenly saw Lady Ver- ;
11011 111 her white nightdress, with her
hair streaming down her back, he was !
jso dreadfully frightened that he ; .
dropped the candle on the floor and :
rushed off down the staircase and oil'
to the stables, where there was a horse
ready saddled and bridled, on which he
meant to have ridden away when he
had murdered Lady Yernoii. And he .
lode away without having murdered her j
at all. and he was never heard of j
again.''
Amends
"Would you believe it now, Miss*
Sparks?" said the genial stout young
man as he' mopped his brow. "1
weigh all of -30 pounds."
Miss S. (sighing)—"l suspected as
much .just now whc-n we were dancing
and you stepped on my foot."
G. S. Y. M. —'"Oh, I'm sorrv.
Please forgive me. The very first thing
1 in the morning I'll go on a diet."—j
New York I'ost.
Worse Than Retribution
"Pa. is retribution the worst thing
a man can have?"
"No: it isn't half as bad as the feel
' ing a man is likely to have after he
has confessed and then become con
vinced that he would not have "been 1
found out if lie had kept quiet."—!
Chicago Record-Herald.
HARRISBURG STAR-INDEPENDENT. FRIDAY EVENING. OCTOBER 23. 1914
Originality
Patience—And you say she came
near drowning?
Patrice—Oh, yes, but .iust as she
came up for the fifth time a man—
"But I thought a person only came
up three times?"
"Off. well, you might know she'd do
something that nobody else would do!"
—Yonkers Statesman.
Entitled to It
The small boy was seeing, for the
first time, a picture of Atlas support
ing the earth. After looking at it for
a minute he turned to his father and
asked, " Whv doesn't he take his
%ase!"
"What do you mean!"
"Don't you know the rule, pop, when
a man has been hit by a pitched
ball ?''—Puck.
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THE NAME STUCK
How the Pittsburgh Ball Club Came to j
Be Called "Pirates"
The Pittsburgh l>all team, commonly
•! called the Pirates, got that name as the
result of the kidnaping of Louis Bier
p bauer, a star second baseman, from the
Athletics way back in 188S or 1889.
.At that time there was a working
j agreement between the National League
I and the old American Association by
. which neither organization was permit
ted to reserve more than fifteen players
■ ; at the close of the season.
The owners of the Athletics, in the
i! American Association, desired to keep
j sixteen of their men, but. as only iif-
I teen could be legally reserved, the only
! way open was to leave one name off
! the list and take a chance on no other
i elu'b picking up the player. According-1
j lv the Athletic management failed to '
j name Bierbauer in the reserve list, j
j hoping the omission would be over
i looked. But a friend of the Pittsburgh l
! club noted that Bierbauer's name was
missing and, as Louis was a much
sought player, the friend told Horace;
Phillips, manager of the Pittsburgh I
j club. Phillips proceeded to Erie, Pa., \
where Louis passed the winter months
at his home.
Bierbauer was willing to listen, a|
tempting offer was made, and when |
Phillips returned he brought with him
; the player's signed contract for the foi- I
j lowing season. The whole procedure
• was perfectly regular, under the rules,
and Bierbauer played in Pittsburgh
j for many years, but the manner of his |
i capture caused 110 end of talk in the j
1 j baseball woild, and one Philadelphia!
I writer referred to the affair as an act |
j of "piracy" on the baseball seas. The j
! Pittsburghers were promptly named j
I the "Pirates," and the title has stuck. {
Kansas City Star.
Her Art Not Appreciated
I Varnishing day at the Royal Acade-;
j my is always an important and inter- j
esting function. Canvases and panels |
that, have been thirsty enough to ab- i
j sorb the oil from the whole or portions ■
iof the pictures painted upon them
j have once more luster of their first i
| painting restored by these pick-me-ups.:
Members of the year's hanging com
mittee are always at hand on these
occasions to consider suggestions and j
complaints about their decent labors. 1
; The chief complaint was by .1 lady who
j found her work had been hung hori- j
I zontally instead of vertically. Unkind j
friends cautioned her that possibly it I
| hail been accepted 011 the horizontal un
I derstanding.—New York Sun.
The Minister Was Puzzled
At a marriage service performed 1
! some time ago in a little country j
i church in Georgia, when the minister
j said in a solemn tone, "Wilt thou have)
{ this man to he thy wedded husband?"
I instead of the woman answering for
herself, a gruff man's voice answered:
"1 will.''
The minister looked up, very much j
perplexed, and paused. He repeated j
the sentence, and again the same gruff i
voice answered, "I will "
Again the minister looked up sur- !
prised, not knowing what to make of i
it, when one of the groomsmen at the
end of the row said:
"She is deaf. I am answering for
her.'' —Lippincott's.
Flattering
Wag—l like your new play, old man.
Author —I'in glad of that. When <lid
you see it?
Wag—Oh. I haven't seen it, but the
title looks jolly on the busses.—London
Opinion.
NEWS OF THE S
TWO BROWN UNIVE
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CAPTAIN 6k. MITCHELL. 'ls JAMES P. MURPHY M 7
CENTRE , BROWN QUARTERBACK , BROWN.
Browu University is building high hopes on these two masters of the
gridiron, wheu l lie Brown eleven rwots the Cornell formation on Saturday uext
i;i New York cily. Tliey are at present playing la veteian style.
CENTRAL iO STEELTBN
ARE READY FOR BIG GARfiE
Local School's Toughest Opponent This
Season Here To-morrow for Contest
in Scholastic Series—Kiekoff at :i
O'clock
Ani'ient. and honorable opponents,
S'teelton and Central-'High, will engage
in a football duel on the grounds of the
I ri-State clii'b to-morrow a'fternoon. The
kickoff is scheduled for ;! plclock. It
will be rhe first big name of ttie sea
son.
Both schools are preparing cheering
squads and Central High lias engaged
the Oommonwea'th band to 'head a pa
rade of students and later piay at bhe
game. Cheer leaders will have charge
of the noise. The Central High section
will be on jhe stands at the east side
of the field while the supporters of the
opposition will be on the op;osite. The
island gridiron has been laid out paral
lei with the left field bleachers, making
it better for t'he spectators.
Although S'teelton fell 'before Leb
anon, a team that was roundlv 'licked
bv Harris'burg on Saturday, fans are
looking forward to a. close game, Steel
ton's reversal of form in the Tech game
demonstrating that the (Blue and White
team is not as weak as a't first imag
ined. Wither Tech is overrated or Steel
ton has a. fast coming team.
Central's opponents this season have
icen rather weak and uninteresting
:ames have resulted, but the local
eleven realises in Steelton a foe worthy
of a great. effort and that effort is 'be
inn l n, t forth. Light practice marked
the dosing preparations in botth camps.
Final scrimmage practice was held yes
terday, the players being allowed to
rest jp a little to-day for t'he strug
gle. The game will show in a measure
how Central High compares with Teeli.
The teams will start the games as fol
lows:
Steelton. Central.
Keim 1/. IS Winn
Wren L. T. ....... . Byers
41 •Captain)
Levitz L. G ..... . Smucker
Norri.- C Ditto nbj^ch
Morrett ....... R. G Soilhoinier
Crump R. T Black
Kckenrode R. K Hont/
Dnv'hoff Q. B Roto
Phillies L. 'H. B Roth
Conklin R. H. R Bingham
Gardner B\ B Smeftzer
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rtlKCnftr*. Gfnppal other ™ork. Consul
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furnished. Work guaranteed- t'huruet
moderate. 2ft veura* experience.
DR. KlitGll, the nell-kn»«n *peelall«t
UE A mil ARTER S FOR
SHIRTS
SIDES £ SIDES
THE SONGS OF
Selected By J. HOWARD WERT
"The Style in Which It's Done"
No. 3(Wi.
I stand before you once again,
A few words just, to say;
The subject of iny song, I'm sure.
You meet witb ev'ry day.
Some live fast artd others slow,
As though this world «ve run;
But so very much depends upon
The style in which it's done.
Some think it but a simple matter
.lust to steal a kiss;
Now what some consider harmless.
Others ieckon much amiss.
Some treat it as an insult,
Some consider it great fun;
But so very much depends upon
The style in which it's done.
"The World—What We Make It"
This world is not so bad a world
As some would like to make it;
Though whether good or whether had.
Depends on how we take it.
For if we scold and fret all day,
From dewey mom till even.
The world will not afford to man
A foretaste here of Heaven.
This world in truth's as good a world
As e'er was known to any
Who have not seen another vet,
And there are very many;
And, if the men and women, too.
Have plenty of employment,
They surely must be hard to please
Who cannot find enjoyment.
STATE SQUAD EN ROUTE
Leave for Scene of Battle With Crim
son on To-morrow
State College, Pa., Oct. 2 3. —The
Penn State football squad left here
yesterday morning, at 11.50, over the
Pennsylvania lines en route to Cam
bridge. The party numbered thirty.
Coaches Hollenback, Harlow and
Mauthe; players, Captain Tobin, Half
backs Welty, Edgerton, Dippe, Full
backs Clark and Verger, .lames and
Nanoun, quarterbacks; Higgins, Thom
as, Morris and Barron, ends; Lamb,
Kratt, Zarney, tackles; Miller, McDow
ell, Fleck, Locke and Sutton, guards;
Wood and Painter, centre. The first
named of each position will most likely
open the game. Trainer Martin, Grad
uate Manager K. 11. Smith and Manager
Neal Fleming, with Student Manager
Lord, made up the party.
The team will go by special car to
New York, where they will take sleep
ers +, or Boston. They arrived this morn
ing and stopped at the Woodlawn Coun
try Club. The team had a light work
out yesterday morning, comprising a
signal drill, and the ends were drilled in
going down under punts. Clark and
Lamb practiced kicking most of the
forenoon. All the men are in line con
dition. Over 2,400 students gathered
at the station to see them off.
ATTICKS HELPS MONARCHS
Sets Three Season Marks in Match on
Casino Alleys
The Monurehs won from the Or
pheums in the Casino League series last
evening on the Casino alleys by a mar
gin of 178 pins. Attieks set three rec
ords, getting seven straight strikes, roll
ing 244 for high game and 627 for
three games. The score:
MONARC H6
BeuU 150 201 184— 535
Senior 156 167 159 — 482
Dunkle ... 178 192 150— 520
Ford 161 155 IS9 505
Attieks ... 244 201 182— 627
Totals . . 889 916 864—2669
ORPHEUMS
Ross 160 173 173 508
Hargest .. . 183 150 151— 484
W.A.Miller 166 146 171— 483
Beck 178 183 169 530
Wilson 136 179 171— 486
Totals .. 823 S3l 837 —2491
Shawkey Gets License to Wed
Philadelphia, Oct. 23. Robert Shaw
key, Connie Mack's young twirler, who
pitched the last game in the recent
world's series, obtained a license yes
terday to marry Mrs. 11. Mason Clapp,
who obtained great notoriety in her
troubles with h«>r former husband. Mrs.
Clapp. since her divorce, has been liv
ing under her maiden name, Marie C.
Lak.jer,
Archer Says "It Was All 'a Mistake"
Chicago, Oct. 23.—Jimmy Archer,
Cub catcher, anil George K. W-olfson,
whom lie assaulted at a city series game
because the catcher thought Wolt'son
was trying to flirt with Mrs. Archer
agreed yesterday that "it was all a
mistake." Archer said he might have
been mistaken and Wolt'son did not
prosecute when the case was called.
Weeghinan After the Cubs
Cincinnati, Oct. 2 3. —Charles Weegh
man, president of the Chicago Federal
League Club, hold a conference hert
yesterday with Charles P. Taft, ownei
of the Chicago National League team
That possible purchase by Mr. Weegh
man of Mr. Taft's interest in the Chi
cago Nationals was discussed was ad
Now has it-nev'r occurred to von
How strange the mystery seem?,
That the girls can dash 'long Chestnut
street,
Who scarce are in their 'eens.
Their pa's are poor, but still they dress,
In a style that's number one;
But I suppose it depends upon
The style in which it's done.
The politician mounts the stand,
And makes a great hurrah;
When another man will mount the stand
And point out every flaw.
He gets the nomination,
And for Congress lie does run,
He succeeds and laughs to think he
knows
The style in which it's done.
|This world were quite a pleasant 'World
In rain or sunny weather
llf people would but learn to live
In harmony together;
I And cease to burst the kindly bond
jßy love and peace cemented,
And learn that best of lessons yet
|To answer be contented.
I Then were this world a pleasant world
|And pleasant folks were in it,
The day would pass most pleasantly
| To those who thus begin it;
■ And all the nameless grievances
'Brought on by borrowed troubles
Would prove as certainly they ar*
I V mass of empty bubbles.
"'NORMAN" -
The NEWEST
ARJR-OW
COLLAR
n-»ho.v a cv.. i„. M-kcrs
mitted, but further than this no an
nouncement was made as to the result
of die conference.
■ Federals' Attracted Ulim.oou
' hicago, Oct. 23.—Clubs of the Fe R
erai l-eaj-'u.- played to 1,600,000 per
sons last season, according to a stats
"ient made yesterday by •lames A, (ii]'
more, president of the league, before
his departure for New York to attend
the annual meeting, which was held to
day. ( hnries H. Weeghtnan, president
ol the Chicago Club of the Federal
League; \\. M. Walker, a stockholder
in the Chicago Club, and Lloyd Rick
ert, secretary of the league, planned to
go ~ast with President Qilmore.
Beck Tigers Want Games
Hie Beck Tigers would like to ar
range games with the Forney and Lin
coln (ua in mar school team to play for
'i'io . Address Charles Beck
Jb'jX Walnut street.
REVENUE CUTTER SERVICE
How It Came to Be Placed Under the
Treasury Department,
The Coiled States revenue cutter
service is a military arm of the gov
eminent attached to and under the di
rection of the Treasury Department.
f.® rv 1 K ' e was organised in 1790 and
constituted the original naval force of
the country. There was at that time
no navy department, and the service
was placed under the Treasury Depart
ment, where it has remained ever since,
IMs charged with the enforcement of
the navigation and customs laws of
ie mted States, the assistance of
vessels in distress, the protection of
the sealing industry in Alaska, the en
forcement of the quarantine laws, the
destruction ot derelicts and othor float
mg dangers to navigation and numer
ous other duties appropriate to its class
of vessels. Kadi winter, by direction
ot the I resident, a number of the cut
ters patrol the coast for the special pur
pose ot assisting vessels in distress.
The service co-operates with the
n "\'V v lirouted by the President
and has co-operated in every war in
which the United States 'has' been en
gaged. It is sometimes called the reve-
nue marine service, but revenue cutter
service is the proper name. There are
] 4,1 cutters in the service and they car
[;'. ro , ni , o " f to or six guns each.—
i I hiladelphia Press.
HYGIENE IN THE DESERT
Our Latter Day Methods Were an Open
Book to Moses
Nothing under the sun is new. Facts
have proved that even the pitch which
hygiene has readied a L the present day
; »'as equaled and in many instances ex
celled under the laws, of Moses.
I lie particular and careful manner
ui which animals are slaughtered »,■-
, cording to the laws of the Talmud is
acknowledged to day to be the most
. sanitary method possible,
i Professor Koch gave to the world the
| valuable results of his investigations
in bacteriology, but several thousand
.years before that the Mosaic law point
ed out the danger to humanity from
tuberculosis in cattle, but did not for
ml poultry as tood. It was not manv
years ago that specialists discovered
that towl tuberculosis was harmless to
| man.
| The yearly exodus to the country and
seaside is no new innovation. Moses.
J the great lawgiver, prescribed not onlv
kfeasting at certain seasons of the year
; but the removal of 'whole families to
j great camping grounds in the open
; spaces, where they could live near to
; nature.—Pearson's Weekly.
BLOWN TO SAFETY
Curious Incident of an Explosion That
Wrecked Fifty Homes
It happened that in the last month
of the reign of ( harles I a certain ship
chandler of London was foolish enough
to busy himself over a barrel of gnu
I powder with a lighted candle In his
i hand. He paid the price of his fol.'v.
I A spark fell into the gunpowder and
the place was blown up.
The trouble was that the man who
j did the mischief was not the onl\ one
to perish. Fifty houses were wreeke I
and the number of people who were
killed was not known.
In one house among the fifty a
■ mother had put her baby into its*era
die to sleep before the explosion oc
j cur red. W hat became of the mother
| no one ever knew, but what became of
|th baby was very widely known. The
next morning there was found upon
the leads of the Church of Allhallows
I a young child in a cradle, baby and
j cradle being entirely uninjured by the
i explosion that had lifted both to such
! a giddi heiirl I.
It was never learned who the child
I was, but. she was adopted by a gentle
I man of' the paiish ai.d grew to woman
| hood. She must suie'y all her life
j have had a peculiar interest in that
church.-—Sir Walter Besant's " I.on
! don.
Unbidden Guest
i Mrs. I'ptyump (to hostess) —"That
| grizzh faced brute standing over there
i at the door had such poor taste as to
! refuse to yet me a glass of water,
j Surely you don 't intend to invite such
a mail to your reception?"
Mrs. Hostess " Don't fret, my dear,
j I didn't invite him. He is my lius
j band.'' —( alumet.
RE MEDYroVMENI
IB prompt relief H
without inconvenience. ■
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