10 ™ Amahogany! Catch the thought? i g >RINCE i$ world-famous patented process that v ,-w> Buy Prince Albert an M | t where, everywhere. ||||| £ can be today anywhere near like Prince %W > ; emokere); tidy red §||i § You can raise right here--anrf clean the & IS I table-that Prince Albert will win with | jgs| pound humidor,. j WEIEL DREAM 3TOKY The Startling Vision That Saved the Life of Lady Vernon I'he following dream storv is told in " I'he Story of My Life." by Augustus J. i . Hare. The story Has told to Mr. Hare in Koine in INTO: "Lady Vernon dreamed that she saw the butler, with a knife in one hand and a candle in the other, crossing the entrance hall, and she awoke with a great sta>'.. After awhile she composed herself to sleep main, and she dreamed ---he dreamed that she saw the butler, with a knife in one hand and a candle in the other. 011 the middle of the stair case. and she awoke with a great shuck. She got up. She thought she could not be quite well, and she took a little sal volatile. At last she fell asleep again, and she dreamed-—she. dreamed thai she saw the butter, with a knife in one hand and a candle in j the other, standing at her bedroom door. Mid she awoki in a great terror and 'lie _ 111 n11 c*i in ■ ot' bed, anil' she said. '-7 RI. XSS HO T'M " 'I ||v• WERNEBSViLLE.M.|-g^ JnHgl Massage; Electricity;Cabi- | SflUj net Baths: Diet Kitchen tfjggS r Hon. William Jennings Bryan .SAYS, Grape Juice is IF YOU WANT A MILD DRINK, | ***■ —*- DRINK ■*— RIEKER'S 1 FAMOUS LANCASTER —BEER— It is LOW in Aicohol and HIGH in Quaiity i JOHN G. WALL, Agent, & Cumberland Sts. Hamsburg, Pa. Both Phonts^ •I'll have an end of this. I'll have an end of these foolish imaginations." "And she rushed to the door and threw it wide opeu. And there jusf outside stood the butler, with a knife in one hand and a candle in the other. And when he suddenly saw Lady Ver- ; 11011 111 her white nightdress, with her hair streaming down her back, he was ! jso dreadfully frightened that he ; . dropped the candle on the floor and : rushed off down the staircase and oil' to the stables, where there was a horse ready saddled and bridled, on which he meant to have ridden away when he had murdered Lady Yernoii. And he . lode away without having murdered her j at all. and he was never heard of j again.'' Amends "Would you believe it now, Miss* Sparks?" said the genial stout young man as he' mopped his brow. "1 weigh all of -30 pounds." Miss S. (sighing)—"l suspected as much .just now whc-n we were dancing and you stepped on my foot." G. S. Y. M. —'"Oh, I'm sorrv. Please forgive me. The very first thing 1 in the morning I'll go on a diet."—j New York I'ost. Worse Than Retribution "Pa. is retribution the worst thing a man can have?" "No: it isn't half as bad as the feel ' ing a man is likely to have after he has confessed and then become con vinced that he would not have "been 1 found out if lie had kept quiet."—! Chicago Record-Herald. HARRISBURG STAR-INDEPENDENT. FRIDAY EVENING. OCTOBER 23. 1914 Originality Patience—And you say she came near drowning? Patrice—Oh, yes, but .iust as she came up for the fifth time a man— "But I thought a person only came up three times?" "Off. well, you might know she'd do something that nobody else would do!" —Yonkers Statesman. Entitled to It The small boy was seeing, for the first time, a picture of Atlas support ing the earth. After looking at it for a minute he turned to his father and asked, " Whv doesn't he take his %ase!" "What do you mean!" "Don't you know the rule, pop, when a man has been hit by a pitched ball ?''—Puck. ALL KINDS SAFETY RAZOR BLADES RESHARPENED 25c Per Doz. KELLER DRUG STORE 403 Market Street / THE NAME STUCK How the Pittsburgh Ball Club Came to j Be Called "Pirates" The Pittsburgh l>all team, commonly •! called the Pirates, got that name as the result of the kidnaping of Louis Bier p bauer, a star second baseman, from the Athletics way back in 188S or 1889. .At that time there was a working j agreement between the National League I and the old American Association by . which neither organization was permit ted to reserve more than fifteen players ■ ; at the close of the season. The owners of the Athletics, in the i! American Association, desired to keep j sixteen of their men, but. as only iif- I teen could be legally reserved, the only ! way open was to leave one name off ! the list and take a chance on no other i elu'b picking up the player. According-1 j lv the Athletic management failed to ' j name Bierbauer in the reserve list, j j hoping the omission would be over i looked. But a friend of the Pittsburgh l ! club noted that Bierbauer's name was missing and, as Louis was a much sought player, the friend told Horace; Phillips, manager of the Pittsburgh I j club. Phillips proceeded to Erie, Pa., \ where Louis passed the winter months at his home. Bierbauer was willing to listen, a| tempting offer was made, and when | Phillips returned he brought with him ; the player's signed contract for the foi- I j lowing season. The whole procedure • was perfectly regular, under the rules, and Bierbauer played in Pittsburgh j for many years, but the manner of his | i capture caused 110 end of talk in the j 1 j baseball woild, and one Philadelphia! I writer referred to the affair as an act | j of "piracy" on the baseball seas. The j ! Pittsburghers were promptly named j I the "Pirates," and the title has stuck. { Kansas City Star. Her Art Not Appreciated I Varnishing day at the Royal Acade-; j my is always an important and inter- j esting function. Canvases and panels | that, have been thirsty enough to ab- i j sorb the oil from the whole or portions ■ iof the pictures painted upon them j have once more luster of their first i | painting restored by these pick-me-ups.: Members of the year's hanging com mittee are always at hand on these occasions to consider suggestions and j complaints about their decent labors. 1 ; The chief complaint was by .1 lady who j found her work had been hung hori- j I zontally instead of vertically. Unkind j friends cautioned her that possibly it I | hail been accepted 011 the horizontal un I derstanding.—New York Sun. The Minister Was Puzzled At a marriage service performed 1 ! some time ago in a little country j i church in Georgia, when the minister j said in a solemn tone, "Wilt thou have) { this man to he thy wedded husband?" I instead of the woman answering for herself, a gruff man's voice answered: "1 will.'' The minister looked up, very much j perplexed, and paused. He repeated j the sentence, and again the same gruff i voice answered, "I will " Again the minister looked up sur- ! prised, not knowing what to make of i it, when one of the groomsmen at the end of the row said: "She is deaf. I am answering for her.'' —Lippincott's. Flattering Wag—l like your new play, old man. Author —I'in glad of that. When *nem; 20(t Wnlnut <*t.. HnrrlKbnrKr, Pa ntNpflnm of nonien nnd nifni apeelal, private. Nprciflc, nervou# nnrt ohroale rtlKCnftr*. Gfnppal other ™ork. Consul tnfion free uail confidential. Medicine furnished. Work guaranteed- t'huruet moderate. 2ft veura* experience. DR. KlitGll, the nell-kn»«n *peelall«t UE A mil ARTER S FOR SHIRTS SIDES £ SIDES THE SONGS OF Selected By J. HOWARD WERT "The Style in Which It's Done" No. 3(Wi. I stand before you once again, A few words just, to say; The subject of iny song, I'm sure. You meet witb ev'ry day. Some live fast artd others slow, As though this world «ve run; But so very much depends upon The style in which it's done. Some think it but a simple matter .lust to steal a kiss; Now what some consider harmless. Others ieckon much amiss. Some treat it as an insult, Some consider it great fun; But so very much depends upon The style in which it's done. "The World—What We Make It" This world is not so bad a world As some would like to make it; Though whether good or whether had. Depends on how we take it. For if we scold and fret all day, From dewey mom till even. The world will not afford to man A foretaste here of Heaven. This world in truth's as good a world As e'er was known to any Who have not seen another vet, And there are very many; And, if the men and women, too. Have plenty of employment, They surely must be hard to please Who cannot find enjoyment. STATE SQUAD EN ROUTE Leave for Scene of Battle With Crim son on To-morrow State College, Pa., Oct. 2 3. —The Penn State football squad left here yesterday morning, at 11.50, over the Pennsylvania lines en route to Cam bridge. The party numbered thirty. Coaches Hollenback, Harlow and Mauthe; players, Captain Tobin, Half backs Welty, Edgerton, Dippe, Full backs Clark and Verger, .lames and Nanoun, quarterbacks; Higgins, Thom as, Morris and Barron, ends; Lamb, Kratt, Zarney, tackles; Miller, McDow ell, Fleck, Locke and Sutton, guards; Wood and Painter, centre. The first named of each position will most likely open the game. Trainer Martin, Grad uate Manager K. 11. Smith and Manager Neal Fleming, with Student Manager Lord, made up the party. The team will go by special car to New York, where they will take sleep ers +, or Boston. They arrived this morn ing and stopped at the Woodlawn Coun try Club. The team had a light work out yesterday morning, comprising a signal drill, and the ends were drilled in going down under punts. Clark and Lamb practiced kicking most of the forenoon. All the men are in line con dition. Over 2,400 students gathered at the station to see them off. ATTICKS HELPS MONARCHS Sets Three Season Marks in Match on Casino Alleys The Monurehs won from the Or pheums in the Casino League series last evening on the Casino alleys by a mar gin of 178 pins. Attieks set three rec ords, getting seven straight strikes, roll ing 244 for high game and 627 for three games. The score: MONARC H6 BeuU 150 201 184— 535 Senior 156 167 159 — 482 Dunkle ... 178 192 150— 520 Ford 161 155 IS9 505 Attieks ... 244 201 182— 627 Totals . . 889 916 864—2669 ORPHEUMS Ross 160 173 173 508 Hargest .. . 183 150 151— 484 W.A.Miller 166 146 171— 483 Beck 178 183 169 530 Wilson 136 179 171— 486 Totals .. 823 S3l 837 —2491 Shawkey Gets License to Wed Philadelphia, Oct. 23. Robert Shaw key, Connie Mack's young twirler, who pitched the last game in the recent world's series, obtained a license yes terday to marry Mrs. 11. Mason Clapp, who obtained great notoriety in her troubles with h«>r former husband. Mrs. Clapp. since her divorce, has been liv ing under her maiden name, Marie C. Lak.jer, Archer Says "It Was All 'a Mistake" Chicago, Oct. 23.—Jimmy Archer, Cub catcher, anil George K. W-olfson, whom lie assaulted at a city series game because the catcher thought Wolt'son was trying to flirt with Mrs. Archer agreed yesterday that "it was all a mistake." Archer said he might have been mistaken and Wolt'son did not prosecute when the case was called. Weeghinan After the Cubs Cincinnati, Oct. 2 3. —Charles Weegh man, president of the Chicago Federal League Club, hold a conference hert yesterday with Charles P. Taft, ownei of the Chicago National League team That possible purchase by Mr. Weegh man of Mr. Taft's interest in the Chi cago Nationals was discussed was ad Now has it-nev'r occurred to von How strange the mystery seem?, That the girls can dash 'long Chestnut street, Who scarce are in their 'eens. Their pa's are poor, but still they dress, In a style that's number one; But I suppose it depends upon The style in which it's done. The politician mounts the stand, And makes a great hurrah; When another man will mount the stand And point out every flaw. He gets the nomination, And for Congress lie does run, He succeeds and laughs to think he knows The style in which it's done. |This world were quite a pleasant 'World In rain or sunny weather llf people would but learn to live In harmony together; I And cease to burst the kindly bond jßy love and peace cemented, And learn that best of lessons yet |To answer be contented. I Then were this world a pleasant world |And pleasant folks were in it, The day would pass most pleasantly | To those who thus begin it; ■ And all the nameless grievances 'Brought on by borrowed troubles Would prove as certainly they ar* I V mass of empty bubbles. "'NORMAN" - The NEWEST ARJR-OW COLLAR n-»ho.v a cv.. i„. M-kcrs mitted, but further than this no an nouncement was made as to the result of die conference. ■ Federals' Attracted Ulim.oou ' hicago, Oct. 23.—Clubs of the Fe R erai l-eaj-'u.- played to 1,600,000 per sons last season, according to a stats "ient made yesterday by •lames A, (ii]' more, president of the league, before his departure for New York to attend the annual meeting, which was held to day. ( hnries H. Weeghtnan, president ol the Chicago Club of the Federal League; \\. M. Walker, a stockholder in the Chicago Club, and Lloyd Rick ert, secretary of the league, planned to go ~ast with President Qilmore. Beck Tigers Want Games Hie Beck Tigers would like to ar range games with the Forney and Lin coln (ua in mar school team to play for 'i'io . Address Charles Beck Jb'jX Walnut street. REVENUE CUTTER SERVICE How It Came to Be Placed Under the Treasury Department, The Coiled States revenue cutter service is a military arm of the gov eminent attached to and under the di rection of the Treasury Department. f.® rv 1 K ' e was organised in 1790 and constituted the original naval force of the country. There was at that time no navy department, and the service was placed under the Treasury Depart ment, where it has remained ever since, IMs charged with the enforcement of the navigation and customs laws of ie mted States, the assistance of vessels in distress, the protection of the sealing industry in Alaska, the en forcement of the quarantine laws, the destruction ot derelicts and othor float mg dangers to navigation and numer ous other duties appropriate to its class of vessels. Kadi winter, by direction ot the I resident, a number of the cut ters patrol the coast for the special pur pose ot assisting vessels in distress. The service co-operates with the n "\'V v lirouted by the President and has co-operated in every war in which the United States 'has' been en gaged. It is sometimes called the reve- nue marine service, but revenue cutter service is the proper name. There are ] 4,1 cutters in the service and they car [;'. ro , ni , o " f to or six guns each.— i I hiladelphia Press. HYGIENE IN THE DESERT Our Latter Day Methods Were an Open Book to Moses Nothing under the sun is new. Facts have proved that even the pitch which hygiene has readied a L the present day ; »'as equaled and in many instances ex celled under the laws, of Moses. I lie particular and careful manner ui which animals are slaughtered »,■- , cording to the laws of the Talmud is acknowledged to day to be the most . sanitary method possible, i Professor Koch gave to the world the | valuable results of his investigations in bacteriology, but several thousand .years before that the Mosaic law point ed out the danger to humanity from tuberculosis in cattle, but did not for ml poultry as tood. It was not manv years ago that specialists discovered that towl tuberculosis was harmless to | man. | The yearly exodus to the country and seaside is no new innovation. Moses. J the great lawgiver, prescribed not onlv kfeasting at certain seasons of the year ; but the removal of 'whole families to j great camping grounds in the open ; spaces, where they could live near to ; nature.—Pearson's Weekly. BLOWN TO SAFETY Curious Incident of an Explosion That Wrecked Fifty Homes It happened that in the last month of the reign of ( harles I a certain ship chandler of London was foolish enough to busy himself over a barrel of gnu I powder with a lighted candle In his i hand. He paid the price of his fol.'v. I A spark fell into the gunpowder and the place was blown up. The trouble was that the man who j did the mischief was not the onl\ one to perish. Fifty houses were wreeke I and the number of people who were killed was not known. In one house among the fifty a ■ mother had put her baby into its*era die to sleep before the explosion oc j cur red. W hat became of the mother | no one ever knew, but what became of |th baby was very widely known. The next morning there was found upon the leads of the Church of Allhallows I a young child in a cradle, baby and j cradle being entirely uninjured by the i explosion that had lifted both to such ! a giddi heiirl I. It was never learned who the child I was, but. she was adopted by a gentle I man of' the paiish ai.d grew to woman | hood. She must suie'y all her life j have had a peculiar interest in that church.-—Sir Walter Besant's " I.on ! don. Unbidden Guest i Mrs. I'ptyump (to hostess) —"That | grizzh faced brute standing over there i at the door had such poor taste as to ! refuse to yet me a glass of water, j Surely you don 't intend to invite such a mail to your reception?" Mrs. Hostess " Don't fret, my dear, j I didn't invite him. He is my lius j band.'' —( alumet. RE MEDYroVMENI IB prompt relief H without inconvenience. ■ ■ CATARRH of Th© Sj I^AlldruKgint^^^BLADDEj^B