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'OaOs. p....... 144/ 4.4(4i1V14 JOHN ATTORNEY AND CQT_TIcSELLOiI. - 44' LAW, Coudersport, Pn., will attend the several ' Courts in Potter and 4 , Ket,ri Couvties, All business entrusted in his cane wiS receive prompt attentiou, Office on Main st., oppo site the Court House.. 194 F. W, 1001, ATTORNEY AT. LAW, Coudersport, Pa., mill . regularly attedd the Courts in Putter and the adjoining Counties. 10:1 AILTHJMI. O..OL3MED, .TTORNEY COTTNSELLOR. AT. LAW, Couderspurt,-pn., will e.ttepd tp all business entraste4 to his care, witb prpniptnes and delify. Office in Temperance Block, sec pud floor,3laig St. 10:1 -- • "4sll-40 iSE'NSON, TTQZtSEY AT LAW. Cumderspgrt, p,:., will .attend to-o.busigess cp.trusted tp him, with care and primptp r ess : Lidice cpraerpf West and Third sts. 10:1 IT T ORNEY ..vy LAW, Well.fuoro', Tioga. Co., Pa., will attend the Courts in Potter and M'Keau Cgunties. Ili .3 R. W. BENT(Y;T, j..iUSWEYOI3, AND CONVEYANCE 4, Ray- Mond P. 0:, (Allevny Tp.,) Potter Co., ga., will attend to all 'business in his line, with care and. dispatch. U:33 1 1 7, KING, gIIRVEYOR., DRAFTSMAN A. - T) MITVEY . ANCER, Santhypo, ;IFti:ean Co., Pa. ' will attend to business . for nor-resident tap& holders, upon reasonelde iertus. Referen ces given if required. P. S.--74,ap. of any part of the County nonce to order, 9;1:, 0. T, IiLLISO)T, :PRACTICING rF A I'fiICIAN, Coudersport, pp.., 'respectfally informs the citizens of the vil lage and vicinity that will pro:11ply re- spend to all calls for professional services. Office on 31ain st., in building formerly oc cupied by C. W. Ellis, Esq. COLLINS sacra.. n. A. JONES. SMITH & JONES, DEALERS IN DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS, Fat;cy Articles, Stationery, Dry Goods, Grlcerles, Atit} st., Coullursport, Pa. T., E. OLMSTED, PRAJAR. IN DRY GOODS, R.E..A.DY.)4DE Clthing, Crockery, Gr9ceril - 4,4e.., Jniu et„ Cou!detiprt, • N: :1104; pg_ t i,pa , l BpAs 4:-.STATIONEV, 44G7 Ali?;o1S and 'Music, N. W. coriler of 314ip and Third' Couderspurt, O;1 R. HARRINGT,OX, Ganders. port, Pa., havinis eng.ng ed vkintlow in Schppmaker dt Jackson's Store wi}l ca,gy gm the wAteb gjd Jewelry )sus;??est} Oere. 4 Spa assortment of Jew ,el4 constantly. on band. liretehes 3etvelry carefully repaired, in the beet style, , on the shortest notice—all work warranted. 9:34, HENRY J. OL)ISTED, oriccEspon. , TO JAMES EIMITIT ) ) DEALL'R IN pTOVES, -TLN k SHEET IRON WARE, Main st, nearly opposite the Court House, Coudersport, Pa. Tin and Sheet Irv?„Ware - main to order, in good style, on short notice. 10:1 - COUDERSPORT TiOTEL, D. P. GLASSMME, prgprietor, Corner of Stain and Second Streets, Coudersport,Pot ter Co., Pa. . , . 9:44 ALLEGANY HOUSE, S4.IIITEIi 31. MILLS, Proprietor, Colesburg Potter Co., Pa.yseren miles north of Cou dersport, ou the Wellsrille Road. MI gri4ili4t, 14:1E'tit,4.. ['Writing forith. .I:'oeter 121:. THL MISSISSIPPI. • Like to Hake the sereani before me Between a rocky, and a, wooded shore, Cradling the nm,y i tints where daylight (Fah, Repeating each expiring glory o'er. And then the forest shadows shako and shimmer In every ripple hr the breezes curled; All shapes are mingling in, orie common Within that mirror's strange, inverted world. A white sail like .a sea-bird o'er it , glideth, And floats behimlthe island's twilight gray, Whete, creeps a pale mist slowly up and hideth. Whatever lieth in its "milky way." The blue Itasca would not know her daughter, So soiled with traivl and so overgrown, Which spreads yon rolling sea of turbid water - A thousand leagues out toward the burning. GO - - $1 50 25 50 4 00 5 50 6 00 From out the caverned bluff the night-bird calleth, And from the quarry comes an ans'ring ery— Ti , e flitting double of the night-hawk thlleth, Down where the other shivering shadows lie. And one white star on night's cool forehead glistens, And glistens upward frinn the warms well And-with hushed breath my spirit listcr.z. To some sweet 'music's far-o::' dying I almost with, that I could do. Jay ; , le ping • With yonder wild birds on the ricer's breast. And with the stars their sleepless vigil Lee} iii, Be, like an infant, once more rocked to rest! E Written fir the Totter jou- hal THANK GOD FOR :SPRING.' _ LEI Thank God.! for Spring time, For wild, laughing brooks— Thank Ulm far 18 unshinc, For bright, floW'ry nooks. Thank God! for showers, For tears and for mirth— Thank - Him for lioirtlrs To clecii the fair earth, For fond recollection, Oh! Orink Ood above= For Trtt•th And" Affection; For Hope and, for'bore, - 'l'h:ink god for music. " Of swept ifirds that stngt...- • hoe are Spring'sj4tessings, Then, tlis.nlis far f.iko Spring. FAE,vg:; it r. s, S. 34... Clpire Thp 41014grat /Kum Me.a.l6-fast, • Table: - Trig 1-44.irr's Doo Frpm the AdenGc MO7ll /11.1/, for April.. Every person's feelings have front-door and p si,de-door by which they may bp enterei, The front-doer is on the street ; Some iipep it always open; some li.ecp it latched some, locked; some, bolted,..,.with. A iihaiht tbpt will. let yor, prep in, but not g,,,et in; and some nail it pp, so that nothing ern • pass its thresh, old. This front-door:leadslintn4 passage whielt opens into an ante-room, and this into thc interiorepartinents. The side door opens at oneo into the sacred cham bers. JiThero i3' almost always at least one kay to. this side-cloar, This its 114rrieil for 34.4.:s hiddep inot4er',s bosom, Fath ers, brothers, sisters, and. Mewls, ofteu, but by nr means so universal, bare 4u plieates of it. The irearlina-ring conveys a right to one; alas, if noo is given lvio. it "If nature or accident, has 'put one of these keys into the halids . of a person who has the torturing instinct, I can only solemnly pronounce the words that Jos , - tice litters over its doomed victini f =-The lord have 2Therty on ?pa soul f You will probably go mad within a reazonable time,—or, if you are a man, rim of and die with , your head on a curb:stone, in • Melbourne or San Franeisen,.=--or, if you Are a woman, quarrel and. break your heart, or turn into pale, - jointed petri faction that moved about as if it were alive, or play some real life-tragedy or other. • f , po very careful o wbool you 'trust one of, these keys of the side-door, The fP ct of pOSSe I SSiIIg" one rc4(100 'those even wile- are deer to yon Very torr:ble at times. You cap keep god world, out from your front-door, or receive Visitors only when you are, read for, them; lint those. of yopr own flesh and, hleod, or, ,of ecroin grades of, intimacy, can come in at .the side-door, if they will, at nay hoar and in any mood. Some of them bOe a scale of your whole Lervous systebt, and can play all the gamut of Your sensibilities in semitones ? —touchitr , the naked nerve= ° pulps as a pianist strikes the keys of his instrument. lam satisfied that there are as great masters of thisi nerve-playing as Vieuxtemps or' Thalberg in their lines of .performance. Married life is the school in which the„most accomplished artists in this dePartnient are found. - A' deli cate woman is the best= instrument;_ she has such a magnificent compass of sensi bilities I From the deep inward moan whioh follows pressure on tlie greatrterves 51 e 1 "ila: ' f 0 fig' i l ilfrziPiq - .0 DO ( bolochcgi , ..ailb - .#le , ' . .V$Sillll . llOlO - irstlfjjbiilifig; I-11'0 00N AO :Veins; BY ...ELLZABETLI C. WRIGHT EXTRACT FROM COUDERSP9RT, POTTER COUNTY ; P11: 1 - TiftiliSDAY l • Z4ll - 1858. of rieht; to the sharp cry as the filaments of taste are struck with a crashing sweep, is a range which. no other instrument possesses. .A few exercises on it daily at home fit a man wiinderfully,for his habit ual labors, and refresh. him immensely as he returns frour:them. No stranger can get a peat many, notes of torture _out of a Immau soul; it tdres one that knows it well,-Hparent, child, brother, sister; in timate. Be very careful' to whom you give the side-door key; too many have them already. - q--You remember the old story of the tender-hearted man, who placed a frozen viper in. bosom, and was stung by it when it became thawed.? If we take a cold-blooded creature into our bo som, better that it should sting us and we should die than that its chill should slowly steal into our hearts; warm it we never can ! I have seen faces of women that were fair to look upon, yet one could see that the icicles were forming round these women's hearts. I knew what freezing image lay 'on the white breasts beneath the laces!' "A very simple intellectual mechanism answers the necessities of friendship,, and. even of the most intimate . relations of life. If a watch tells us the hOur'and the minute, we can be content to carry it about - with us for a life-time, though it ;.as no second-hand, and is not a repeat er, nor a musical watch,—tbough it is not -ainelled nor jeweled,—in short, though it has little beyond the wheels required for a trustworthy instrument ; added to a .pfttl face and a pair of useful hands.--- The More wheels there are in a watch or a brain, the more trouble they are to take care of.. The ntovements of ex altati4t which belong to genius ,are . ' egotistic by their very nature. A calm, clear mind, not subject to the spasms and crises that are so.often met with in creative or in tensely perceptive natures, is the best ba sis for 'love or friendship.— . —Observe, I am talking about minds. I won't say, the: mart; intellect, the less capacity fur for that would do wrong.to the understanding and ,rease.n;—but,, on the other hand, that the brain often runs away with the heart's best blood, which gives the world a few pages of wisdom or sentiment or poetry, instead of making one other heart happy, l l . I have no ques tion. "Hone's 'intimate not love or friend ship cannot or does not share all one's intellectual tastes or, pursuits, that is a small. matter. Intellectual companions eau be' found ,easily in wca and books. After ail, if we think of iL, most-of the world's loves and friendships have been between people that could not real nor spell. ‘ l But to raAliate the heat of tha atree aons into a clod, which absorbs all that is poured into it, but never warms beneath the sunshine of smiles or the pressure of hand or lip,—this is the great Martyrdom of sensitive bein , s,—most of all- in that perpetual auto &Tie where young woman hood is the sacrifice. noticed, perhaps; what I just said • about the loves and friendships of illiterate personi,—thatiis, of.the human grace, with a few exceptions here and . there, I like books,—l was born. and I bred among thaw; and have the easy feel ing, When I get into their presence, that ti table-boy has among' horses. I . don't think 1 undervalue them either as com panions or instructors. -But I can't help remembering that the world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men, The Hebrew patriarchs had small libraries, I think, if any; yet they represent to our imaginations a very complete idea of Man hood, and, I think, if we could ask in Abraham to dine with us men of, letters. next Saturday, we should feel honored by his company. TRU:GUTS ABOVE BOOKS I 'What I wanted to say about books is this: that there are times in which every active mind hers itself above any and all human books. think a man must have a good opinion of himself, Sir,---said the divinity student,--who should feel himself above Shakspeare al. any time. Ofy young friend,—l replied,—the man who is never conscious of any state of feeling or intellectual effort entirely beyond expression, by any form of words whatsoever is a mere creature of laugnage. I can hardlV bdieve there are any such men, Why, think for a moment of the power of music. TIM nerves that make us alive to it spreads out (so the Professor tells roe) in the most seiisitive region of the marrow, just where it is widening to run upwards into the hemispheres. It has its seat in the region of sense rather than of thought. Yet it produces a eon tinuous and, as it were, -logical sequence i of , emotional Wand intellectual changes ; 'but how different froin trains .of thought proper! how entirety beyond the rdach of symbols !—Think of human passions - as compared with all phrases l Did pit ev er hear of a man's growing lean by the reading of. and Juliet," or blow- . . ing. his, brains • out because- Desdemoua its watery raiment i- swept away. So We was maligned ? There are a good ,many heart, covered with • iosperity, may or may symbpis i even, that ,are more expressive not be in a right stn e, but whether it NJ than. words. I remember a young wife or not, cannot be told' until some distress who had to part with .her husband for a mines. When the hand - of the Almighty, time., ,- She did not write a mournful po- however; cleaves the flood so as to let his emi ; indeed, she was,. a silent person, and flying host pass, anl thus open, the water ik perhaps hardly said a word about it; but in a.seam to its bot m, we can tell what she turned of a deepl omnes color our foundation is. he Lord, then says with jaundice. A great many people in to the heart that he has cut into the very this world have but one .torm of rhetoric quick; "Dost thou loT e a me?" Then alone for their .. profoundest experiences , can the true answer come , " Thou_ know namely, to waste away and die. When eat that I love thee . ' a man can reap s his paroxysm of feeling is passing. , When he can react, his thought . has slackened its hold.—You talk about. reading ,Shakspeare, using him as an expression ror the highest intellect, and you wonder that. any,temmon potion should be so presumptuous as to suppose his thought can rise above the text which lies before him. - But, think a moment. A child's reading of Shakspeare is one thing, and Coleridge's or Schlegel's read ing of him is another. The saturation: point of each mind differs from that of every ether. But I think it is as true for the small mind which can only , take up a little'as for the great one which fakes up much, that the 'suggested trains of thought and feeling.ought always to . rise above—not the author but the reader's mental version of the author, whoever be may be. - . ' 'I think most readers of Shakspeare sometimes , find themselves thrown into I exalted mental conditions like those pro ; duced by Music. Then they may drop the book. to pass at once into the region l of thought without wofds. We may hap pen to be very dull folks, you and I, and probably de, unless there is some partic ular reason to suppose the contrary. But we get , glimpses now and then of a sphere of spiritual , possibilities, where we, dull as we now are, may sail in vast circles round the largest compass of earthly in-, telligences. "--s---I confess there arc times when I, feel like the friend I mentioned to , you some time ago,—l hate the very sight of a book. Sometimes it becomes almost a physical necessity eolith out what is in' the mind, before puttink anything else into it. It is very bad. to have thoughts and feeling* which were meant to come out in talk, strike in, as they say of some complaints that ought' to show out wardly. "I always believed in life rather than in books. I suppose every day of earth, with its hundred thousand' deaths and something, More of births,—With itsloves and hates, triumphs - and defeats; its pangs and Misses, has more of humanity in it than all 'the books that were ever written, put together. I believe the flow ers-growing at this moment send up more fragrance to heaven than was ever exhal ed from all .the essences evor, distilled." Pitri6 AtigtEllaity. What a woman, Thinks About tier Eights. To the Editore of Oa Reening Poet! Allow me to enclose you an extract from a' private Jotter written by a lady, iti regard to that much-vexed question, "Wo man's rightS and wrot's. It speaks for itself, I think, and needs no introduction or apology: ' " As for ,‘ woman's rights,'. I have a strong belief in them, and' insist upon theca, as yeu know, but - I never expect to insist upon' those which will almost certainly supersede such as she possesses now. I don't believe, for instance, that when women go the polls to vote, men will run around to get a carriage for them, if it chances to be raining or if she differs from them in polities ; and I prefer the right tesuch attentions, to the privilege of voting. I have every right for which I have any desire; thank Heaven I I have the right to be taken care of, and guard ed, and comforted, - and protected from privation, and of sharing my husband's interests, with, which. I have no rights tlint conflict; What a lively One we should have if we disagreed in politics; or party, ur principles; and how charming. a , woman would look nursing a baby and reading or' writing politieal artieles. 1 think it :mild be quite awful to have a woman kept from going to vote by such a cause an detained Curtis from delivering his lecture in Philadelphia, when Beech er supplied his place and gave the reason so-frankly. Yes, I believe, in the legal changes to protoot unhappily-married women and all that, but votalig ! If my husband ever aciviioates my voting ' shall be sate he wants to-kill me off. As if I didn't have enough to, de and think about without posthri myself up in the affairs of the nation; for whose manaaement men were specially' created ! If mit, I wonder what is the use of them."' CUBUM. Eve:(Poit: . • TROUBLE, 'HE 11.E.AAT'S TES—The river bottom cannot be tested &is long AS it is covered by a stream. It . may be -of sanl, or it may be of rich alluvial deposit, but - what it is -ohxannot be.knpivn, until D ' RHYMES .PLAYGItOIS, ME Q n . O is all. two i Ziek is all, zan ; Bob-tail, vinegar, Tickle ' em, tan. Harum-scarum, Virginia Marum Tee—taw--buek. Onery, every, celery even, Nellibo, erackibe, tenet-a-laven ; Quevy. quavy, I 'sh Mary, Tinkleum, tonkl um, tilo buck. Mintry, wintry, ntry corn, Apple seed and apple thorn;' Wire, brier, limber lock, . Three geese in al flock. • . Sit and sing, By the wing, II O—U—T out , lzut, mike; I strike ; I "Aina, mainn, mo t Barcelona, bona,' Airy, wary, fro . Harico, barico, • snack, 'ee wo, waek Ainn, maina, iekery on, Feelse, false, NiGholas John; Queier, quaver, English naver, Stingum, stangnm, jollo buck! One-r,y, two-ry, dis-cum dary, Haekibo, erackibb, Henry Lary; Dis cum dandy, American time,— Iltimelum, jumelum, twenty-nine. One cry, two-cry,'ickery, . Bobtail, vinegar, tittle and - tan, Harum, scaruM, Madgerum, niarum, Get out, you little 'old man. - Another runs as follows : • I:links; spinks ) The' devil winks, . The fat's beginning to fry.; Nobody's at home, But jumping Joan, father Mother, and I. O - -L-lI—T out, With a long, black snout, • Out, pout one. • Hickory. hoary, hairy Ann, Busybody over span, Rary, pary, Virgin Mary, • Pit, pout, out, one. • Such gibberish as the following we never heard without a hearty laugh, and wonder who invented it: One-cry, two-cry, clickery deven, Arrabcne, crackabone,. ten or eleven, ' Spin, span, must go on, . • Twiddle'em twaddle'em, twenty-one, Hawkers, baulk'em, Benny Crawkam, Itiddlecome, biddlecome, baddletonie, O—U ---Tout. • G. CHASE, 0:7 OHIO, o TEMPER ANCE.—In his Message to the Legisla ture, he makes the following suggestions on Intemperance. It remains to be seen how a Democratic Legislature will heed them : "The conspicuous fact that in 'numer ous instances the causes Of the infirmities, and especially of 'the idiocy, lunacy, and crime, which fill our Asylums, our Peni tentiary, and pur Reformatory Institutions, are to be traced to the violation of natural, laws, and especially to .Intemperance, can not fail to attract your notice'. More gen-. eral instruction in the' physical laws- of life and well-being, and in the moral and religions obligations connected with theta, must be relied on for the diminution and prevention of these violations. The Con stitution of the State authorizes the Gen eral Assembly to provide by law against' the evils resulting from t 6 traffic in iv toxieating drinks. , Whil intemperance lk e crowds 'our prisons,l Aesola s our homes, robs society 'of its brig; ornaments, and proolahis itself over here .the foe 'of virtue, of peace and of seciirity, all right-minded: men Will .agree that what ever can be rightfully _done to protect the community from such an evil, should be done. It will be your &kV to consider this subject with. a jwise'rdforenie to the demands, of public sentiment, with a Sin cere reSpect for pere''--onal, rights, and with tin hen, - -- - '— - end lidicat lir the ' water,.., _ ~.__ vn inz- when she wasl , drawn 'out - senseless,' and taken home. ~:One, Coming to, she 'de clared to'her Fa,mil that she must marry him who saved her,` " You cannot," said her papa. _ " Whet, is he already. married?" "No." "WaSn't it.that interesting young man 'who lives in 1 our neighborhood ?" d "Dear me, -no---it *as a Newfoundland ocr 1 " .1 1 z • . Heat wedded lcive, mykerious id l y ' * * * * * * * *. ,* * . by , th e e - • •1 w . Founded in reason loyal; just,'-anO. pure, Relations dear,`and al the charities Of father, son, and br tlier, first (were known, Far be't : from rue- to write.the siu or blame; Or think thee unbefitti'mg holiist place; : -. Perpetual feauttin •43f iloutestio , sweets. . -,. _:{F_POUR".O.ENT,gi - 13 . ,6:vr;:f.ri TERNS.--$1.25 PER 11 .. . . .4.vk pin seen but a w.hite lily grow, Before rude hands - have plucked it? Have you marked but the fall of the sniire Before the soil bath switched li Z . • have you felt, the woof of the heuver ?... ~.• 1 Or swan's doWn. ever . ? ." :- -. Or have smelt o' the bud_of the briar, Orthe nard in, the fire? '.. .. ,-.1 Or have tasted the bag o' the b e.?, .0h so ' hite l oh So soft, oh sosweet iii she t 1 1 7 —Jim 0 onaon. • . illiaez. ' Public money-onght.to be touch: ed with the most scruPulons , • conspious, , ness of honor. , It. is' net-the produce of riches only, but the hard earntn,„imof 1a... boy and poverty. It is 'diaWn ~ finia-the; bitterness, of want ,and - misery. , ... Not a, beggar passes,' or perishes in .the, street; ; whose mite is not in that: mass. 7 --Painc.i 4.. /Er Are you not surprised to find bore independent of money peace of conscience is, and how much happiness .can`be cone ; densed into the humblest home. ' A cot=- tage will not hold the bulky fu.rnituree, and sumptuous accommodation of a men.' sion, but if G-od be there, a cottage will hold. as much happiness-as might stock it. palace.--Rev . ., C. Hamilton. --, i , igiir. A first rate joke took place quite lately in our court room. - A woman .Was, testifying in behalf of her son, an - dsworei " that he worked on a farm ever since-he -, was born." The lawyer, who cross, exah-: a fined her, said, You alert that your son': has worked on a farm ever since - he was - born ?" "I do." "What, did he (tithe first year ?" aHe milked." ' The lawyer., evaporated.— Valley limes, (Me.), ",i, Had that infant been one of the.chattel sort of children, and any one had purchas ed him, it would have been a clear, casenf-: " buy a baby bunting !" "NOT QUITE SO BAD."—The Bellqfont " . Democrat tells al good story of Sam pike; who has been down. the. Sus9nebann6, this Spring with a raft. Returning hone,, - „ ! 1: he stopped at a tavern, where a.croNv 3 was discussing the Kansas question. Sa;,, had not slept the previous night, and.w ~,, about squaring himself out for a eomfort r , - able.snooze, when one of the loudest; turning to hiM, said: "Here - sitsi.4-J. compton man, .I'll bet the liquor- for th room." "Done ! "nays his opponent, who. was anti-Lecompton., ‘,'Now, the; friend,"' said No. 1. '"in Order to decide this bet will you be so kind as to tell us whethef l you are a' Lecompton man ? " "Wha , . mddelyou i think so ?" Sam asked'. "134 cause, Sir, you look like one; I can all, . ways tell them by their looks," rePlied No. 1. Sam answered, "Do 1.? :.Yell gentlemen - I was on a raft' fromSnoWi,. Shoe to Marietta; I have been drunk fo 1 two w eeks; hut I had no idea I loOked:. as hard as _that." The Leaomptoner.: paid the liquor and sloped. ' 1 RULES FOR GROWING. OLD.—At the late commencement of 'Yale College, ,the.: Rev. D. Waldo, as the 'eldest ' graduate , present, (of the class of 1778,) thus efosed''' a speech to the assembled Alumni : . "I am now an old man., ~I have seen' nearly a century.'Do yon want to know . how to grow old slowly - and happily ? Let : me tell you. Always eat slow-=—. ,mSStiCat'S': well. Go to your food, to your rest„ id; your occupations smiling. Seep a good nature and a soft temper. everywheroL Never give away to anger. A Violent ,tetra 4' . pest of passion tears down the ,cbuetitu4,.., tion more than a typlms fever. •,` Cultivate,. a good themlory, and to do this; you Must always be communicative; repeat., whiff ',- you' have read ; talk about it., .Pr.,Jelin: .: son's great memory was owing to hisncifn. ' municativeness. You, yowl , " men, wh ' arejust leavino. college let . me a vise y, .. to choese a pn7fession in WhiCh : on can; exercise your talent the best, and, at,.the '. 'same time be, honest. The best '.if sit nis the ministry - of the gospel.''Upon : , have not talent enough, to be a minister' ; - ' be a lawyer—but be an hotte:st - lawyer. Pope's line should be altered to read. thilil!, "( An •honest lawyer is' the oblest:work , of God.'" - : : :-'. - PouiNG FUN AT A CoNotimett:—.-.-The! conductor who one ''discharged from.; the employment ,of one Of our , Ohio"railroads,,' some time ago, for inviting a friend to side over the road. with him, as he.did.Botlike to ride in the train alone, his been,reApc pointed by the Superintendent: , _ '"-But see he 'is 'again the hero of anothot adven::, tare, which has been made - public;,-; Tlok newspapers say (and whattlieTaiyAnuat,;, be true, you,know,) that on a.r,ecent , triPel the train of which" , this.. conductorihadj charge, overtook a cripple,.liMPing.alon,Ti' by"the side of the track,, when,-.eur . "herc( the..conductor; kindly invited:V4c,:to, on and. ride. The. wooden-legged.i man': i thanked him, and. - replieil,tbatize:wonld4 rather not, as he was in a hurry. That eond tic tor:1bl nke. seriously of throwing pp [That, Rlat haye been : the Carlin. of the Steubaurille.&°lndianan._s, -Ay reniember9f being ayas:lenger: cßeeittLe% we -were zoniet6ytglift.9tqc, 44.1-0." 4:9.41 ning (backwardratill forward l ) ng - :fr° l "- iluk‘Tuneticl- If) ~C4diz7- sem; JOURNAL. 3
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