WM. BREWSTER, EDITOR & PROPRIETOR. Miscellaneous Advertisements, TERMS OP THE JOURNAL. - , TERMS • INVI T G D O E ' L R IV A ER TOR ! I :111°1;°'llwinn117::jnuRNAL' I"u 'dished at If paid in advance !k 1,50 PREPAREID BY DR. SANFORD. If paid within six months after the time of Compounded entirely of Gums. subscribing 1,75 13 one of the best [.negative and liver medi If paid before the expiration of the year, 2,00 'eines now before the public, that acts as a Ca- And two donors and fifty cents if not paid thartie, easier, milder, and more effectual thantillafter the expiration of the year. No subscript any ther medicine known . It is not only a Ca- I Lion taken for a less period than six months. thartic, but n Liver remedy, acting first on the • I. All subscriptions are continued until oth- Liver to eject its morbid, then on the stomach erwise ordered, and nopaper will be diseontinu send bowels to carry off that matter. thus accom- ed until arreurages ale rad, except at the option 'plashing two purposes eilectually, without any of of the publisher. .tine painful feelings experienced in she operat i on 2. Returned nutnbers are never received by no.' 'of most Cathartics. It stregthens she system at All numbers sent us in that way ore lost, and the same time that it purges it, and when taken . never accomplish the purpose of the sender.* daily in moderate doses, will strenghten and 3. Persons wishing to stop their subscriptions, build it up with unusual rapidity. must poll up co...enrages, and send a written or The Liver is one oil.; the principal . regain- , verbal order to that °fleet, to the office of pith tors of the limn. ho- au tly ; and when it per- , liention in Huntingdon. feraidte inactions well Or the powers of the sys- I 4. Giving notice to a postmaster is neither a tem are fully develop- Ey ed. The stomach is 'ego or a proper notice. almost entirely &Pen - ,e 0 dent on the healthy 5. Alter one or more numbers of a new year action ash. Liver fur the proper perform- , hare been forwarded. a new year has commene. once of its [ - unctions. awl When the stomach is ed, and the paper will not be discontinued until to fault, the bowels are C s ' at fault and the whole I arreurages ore paid. Soo No. 1. 'ye,m suffers in eon- ;,g sequence of one orgt.n The Courts have decided that reissuing to take —the Liver--- havingrs re u sed t o do its duty. anew:Toper from the o ffi ce, or removing an il Foe the diseases of lii• that argots 000 01 the I staving it uncalled for, is ritINIA FACIE evidence proprietors hos made 1,,, it his study, in )1 prise- . et intentional hood. lice ofmorelltnn twins- 17, - .. ty years, so and some i Subscribers living in distant counties, or in remedy wherewith t o } ~,,,,c roet sh e minty other States, trill Ise required to pay invariably derangements to which ld .t is liable. i ,, I in advance. To prove that this 77 remedy is at last 'lig- i itir The above terms trill be rigidly ailhered covered any person r. nodded with Mto in all casco. ier Complaint its toy ails I. clime s has but to try a bottle and c. aTictionlq h 'cerium, l These gums remove". s all morbid or bail i matter from the system z supplying in their , place a heat by flow • , ,,, n of bile, invigorating ' the stomach, causing WI rood to digtust well, I purifying the blood,gi- gd ving tone and health to the whole macbine- ry, removing timeliest' of the disease, and er Z fleeting a radicaleure Ono dose after eat- = ing is stithicient to re lieve the stomach and m. ' prevent the f oo d fr„,,, ! rising and souring. te. Bilious attacks avelt cared, and what is bolter prevented, I). . the occasional uso or the Liver In VigoratOr.ir. Only one dose tis-i s u, i 's before II 2 prevents Nightmare. 1.1 Only one dose taken at mg , In. ens the i bowel. gently, .d cures Costiveness. Olio duce taken after each meal wills n Dys pepsia. IF,trOtte dose of two teaspoonfuls wiil alto •yo remove Sid: Ilemlnelle. I Oise bottle taken for female obsctructioure- moves the mines) of the disease, and makes n perfect mire. Only one dose imtnediately relieves Cholic, . • I while One dose often repented is a sure cure fur I Cholera Morin's, not a preventive of Cholera. i ViOnly one bottle is needed to throw out of the system the effects of medicine:after a long sickness, One bottle token for Jaundice removes all sallowness or unnatural color from the skin. ~1 47, 1 4, 44,4 1„ jagt0re en t lug well. - - • One time often repented mires Chronic. Dille rbwa in its Amin forms, while Summer and Bowel complaints yield almost to the first dose. One or two doses macs attacks can•cil by Worms in Children; there is no surer or speed let remedy in the world, as It never fails. tray'A few bottles cures dropsy, by exciting the absorbents. We take pleasure in recummendi ugthi, med icine as n preventive for Fever ond Ague, Fever, and alt Fevers of a Bilious Type. It attendee with eit nattily, and thonsonds me wil king to testify to its wondertnl virtues. All who use it are giving ilacis an minions ten timuny in its favor. water in the month with the slur, end swallow bath together. The Liver Invigorator. Is a scientific medical discovery, and i. daily working cares, almost too great to believe. It cures as if by magic, cyan the lir•st dose ',king benefit, and schlum more than oat, bottle is: IT. waived to core aiir kind of Liver complaint, from the worst jaundice or Dyspepsia tun com mon Deollache, all of which are the result or a diseased Liver. PRICN ONE lIIILL.IR l'Elt BOTTLE. DK. Sssvoun, Froki her., Broadwoy. N.Y. Saud ti J. Head Huntingdn. Apr.7.'ss.-1 v. TUE CASSIII.I.II SEMI\ MY. ONLY $22.50 PER QUARTER THE PRESENT FACULTY. XI. McN. WALSH, Principal, Prot of Languages nod Philosophy. Chas. S. Joslin. A. ill , Prof. of Lath], Greet:, etc. James IV. Hughes, Prof. cf Mathotuntics. lieniansin F. Houck, Lilc4.ljtinct. Prof. of Mathematics. o. W. Linton, Prof. of Vocal Music. Mrs. M. McN. WALSH Preeeptress, Teacher of Botany, history, Heading; etc. Miss E. M. Faulkner, Teacher of Pellis Work, Painting, Drawing, Miss D. L. Stanley, Teacher of Piano Music, Wax Fruit, M 0 .., Mrs. Dr. Darwin. Teacher of English Branches. Miss J. M. Walsh, Teacher of Primary English. The teeent success of this school is extraor dinary. Besides being the cheapest one of the kind over established, it is .w the largest In this section of the State. All branches are taught, and students of all ages, and of boils . sexes, are received. The expenses for a year need not be more than $9O. Students can en. ler whenever they wish. Address, JOHN D. WALSH, Cassville, Huntingdon Co., Pa. 3 une23,'sB. Notice to Coal Purchasers. ...vie subscriber is now prepared to furnish Coal & Coke at his bank at Lilly's Sta tion, on the Penn'a. Railroad, of as good quali ty as can be had on the mountain. I will run coal to Hollidaysburg, or any other point on the Penn'a. Railroad, if application is made person ally or by litter.. ALSO—I will agree to deliver COKE at any bank, in cars, at four and a quarter cents per hush- Ai vie t—Thirty-tive pounds to the bushel, or de- Aver it in my own cars, at any pains desired, at the lowest possible rates. For either of the above articles, address J. M'GIONIGLE, Hemlock, Cambria County, Pa, .wbere all order. will be propmply attended to. Aug. 25, 1858.6 t. T &DM' DRESS GOODS, of rich style sal 'mobcap at D. P. °WIN'S. CPLENDID RAG CARPET for 371 cts. pei v. , yard at the cheap store of ?remelt & Melilla ram •• . • 1 - - \IP A ) 4 At" • \• t • I 1 1 g " 14 I ;:t 4 ApVERTISEMENTB Will be clTii6.,,Jl-1-it-tiji;Toilo7i7ig—r7ittes 1 insertion. 3 do. 9 do. Six Uses or less, $ 25 $ 37f $ 50 One square, (16 lines,) 50 75 1 00 Two " (32 ) 100 150 300 3 mo. 6 inn. 12 nip. One square, $8 00 $5 00 $8 00 Iwo squares, 5 00 8 00 12 00 column, 110., 800 12 00 18 00 12 00 1$ 00 27 00 do., 18 00 27 00 40 00 I do., 28 00 40 00 50 00 Business Cards of six lines, or less, Advertising and Job Work. We would remind the Advertising cons• munity and all others who wish to bring their business extensively before the pub lie ; that the Journal has the largest cir culation of any paper in the county—that i is ° instantly increasing;—and that it e into the hands of our wealthiest citi zens. We would also state that cur facilities for cx.!cuting all hinds of JOB PRINT INC; are equat to thinss of noy other office o d to our tintids 'will be Jove neatly, promptly, and at prices which will be ntisfactory. ivc:bipx43o. d'e request those of our subscribers who re• eve , licir tutirers,to inform us of those in their immediate oeiel.horlioods who are fillbSCriberd to the nod have failed to receive the same, ,•i6e stealing of our paclt•laouk, ruffian, 31 of February. I ) ixoN'S improvea SAUSAG E CUTTERS I 8,1 s tdi',3, for sato by JAS. A. BROWN, Glass Pre,ervitig Jnrs, d;rbreat sizes, fur gala by FISHER b McMURTRIE. I OA I. BUCKETS & SHOVELS F or atu off• tr. JAS. A. BROWN, IN DEN 'lO ADVERTISEMENTS, lrinrr and Baker's Sewing. innehine. Sainiad Groves store. Warniek, Clot wick and Bro. Cook stove Inc sale. Climax Grain R.. I,unil 'into .0 Storkraisers. Aummonton Mountain Female Seminary. Gifts! Gifts!! Gifts!!! Land for sale. Dr. A. I'. Fields. M lOwood Academy. reek Willow Foundry. S. M. Pillengill A Co. . Gutman's Clothing Store. WM.'S I lard ware Store. Fisher k MeMutrie's Store. Sionl. S. Smith's Drug A Grocery Store Great Purifier. Iron City Colledge. Saving Fond. Literary Boron. Galvanic oil. • Great Beautifier. Invigorator. Cassville Seminary. Lung In tirmery. Town vs Country. Indian Root Pills. Country Merchants. Alexandria Foundry. Huntingdon Warm Springs. Consumption cured. Bank Notice. Antiphlogistie Salt. Huntingdon Hotel. New Lard Press. David P. Gwin's Store. H. Roman's Clothing Store. Patent Portable Fence. Premitims awarded. Obe Journal Office. Colon's Book Store RUlllingdoll Letter Copier. Railroad Time. H. K. Neff, M. D. llwaingdon Foundry- Dr. J. R. Huyett, Dentist. Atorney's at Law. Scott & Brown. Wilson & Petrikin. Thos P. Campbell. r E CAMILLE SEMINARY. 3M.A2Vri1..A.59. Wax Fruit, $5,00; Wax Flowers, $5,00; Grecian Painting, $3,00 ; Ornamental Pain. ting, $3,00 ; Leather Work, $3,00 ; Chenille Work; $3,00; Ocean Shells & Mosses, $2,00; Piano Music, $5,00. Those wishing to learn the above from a teacher of experience, should do so immediate• ly, for Mine Stanley can be rotai cod at ao Seminary only a few months longer—she re. turns In New York in the Spring, " LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND FOREVER, ONE AND INSEPARABLE." HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1858 c*citct goetrg POETRY.—Tho following original linen of a correspciulent have the ring of genuine poe• try. He may "take heart of hope" to become much more than a more rhyme. Prom the Pittsburg Dispatch. LINES ON THE RIVER ALLEGENT• DT A WEI.BIIMAN. The glorious sun had risen In majesty and might; The earth was robed in beauty, The heavens in glowing light. A breezy, bounding gladness Seemed floating everywhere, Filling with health and healing The balmy summer air. When, like a false note, jarring The softest music came A strain of deepest sorrow, Ot wild reproach and blame, The voice of At, EMIENY Wept over days gone by, Ere sable smoke enshrouded Her beauty from the she "Fur now alas!" she murmured, "I wonder on in gloom , No more along my borders The wild sweet flow'rets bloom ; No niece the living verdure l - psprings, where I appear ; No more the Indian maiden's 111hl chanting voice I hear. The fish that gaily sported Within my crystal wave, That loved use like a mother, Have found my arms a grave; The birds that fluttered o'er toe, Whose music charmed mine car, Have sought, on frighted pinions, A purer atmosphere. "The he that lovod to linger Around Illy flowers are gone— And iilently and sadly I wonder on alone, Waiting the sun's lost glances— The glot y diat of yore Made bright my waves with beauty, Hut now are Mine no more ! My fairest and my first, 14— When, front the wild black mountain, A flash of light I burst, The green grass freshen' , l around me Thu flowers wore all their grace— The, sun himslef seemed brighter From gazing on my face! "lint now, all make enshrouded— Wrapt in a living tomb— iVailing my vanished beauty, I wonder on in gloom." She ceas'd; and, sadly sighing, The mournful mush; fell Upon the startled broom, Like dying Hope's farewell. A mild and thoughtful pout, Who roamed her banks along, And heard with tender pity The melancholy song— Said, softly, "Cease thy planting, Oh, discontented stream I v.t soon upon thy darkness. A briOtter light shall beam "A purer glory even Than that which gilds thy ware,. Where still it leaps in gladness From the mountain's cave ; . Where still it scatters verdure Many a weary mile, Bidding snrronnding, nature With health and beauty smile. 'Tho' the cloud resting on thee May never puss away, Yet shall it he illutnitie4 By Poesy's bright lay Into a crown of honor— And thou shalt glide along, Thy shame become thy glory Thy sorrow change to song I" Pittsburg, Feb. 18, 1858. ,stictt Vistellang. How to Rule a Husband. I never undertook but once to set at naught the authority of my wife. You know her way—cool, quiet, but determin As ever grew. Just alter we were married and all was going on nice and cozy, she got me in the habit of doing all the churn ing. She never nsked me to 4o it, you know, but then she—why It was done in this way; She finished breakfast before me, one morningr and slipped away from the table; she filled the churn with cream and set it just where I couldn't help see ing what was wanted. So I took hold, regularly enough, and churned till the butter came—she didn't thank me, but looked so nice and sweet about it, that I felt well paid, Well when the next chnrn ing day came along she did the same thing, and I followed suit and fetched the butter. Again, and it was done just so, and I was in for it every time, Not a word was said you know, of course. ' Well, by and by, this became very irk some. I wanted she should just ask me, but she never did, and I couldn't say any thing about it, so on we went. At last I m.tde a resolve that I wouill bat churn an other time unless she asked me. Churn. mg day came, and when my , .breakfast— I she always got a nice breaefast—when that I was swallowed, there stood the churn. I I got up, and standing a few moments, just to give her a chance, put on my bat and walked outdoors. I stopped in the yard to give her a chance to call me, but not a word she said, and so with a palpitating heart I moved or.. I went down town, up town, and my foot was as restless as Noah's dove; I felt as if I had done a wrong—l didn't exactly feel how—but there was an indescribable sensation of guilt resting up on me all the forenoon; it seemed as if din ner time never would come, and as for go ing home one minute before, I would ns soon cut my ears oft. So I went fretting and moping around town till dinner time cattle. Home I went, feeling very much as a criminal must when the jury is haviag in their hands his destiny—life or death. I couldn't make up my mind how she would meet me, but some kind of a storm I ex pected. Will you believe it the never greeted me with a sweeter smile, never had a better dinner for me than on that day ; but there was the churn just where I left it ! Not a word was paused. I felt con foundedly cut, and every mouthful of that dinner seemed us if it wonld choke me.— She didn't pay any regard to it, however, but went on as if nothing had happened. Before dinner was over, 1 bad again re solved, and shoving back my chair, I marched up to the churn, and 'went at it in the old way. Splash, drip, rattle : drip, splash rattle—l kept it up. As if in spite the butter never was so long corning. I supposed the cream stand'ng so long had got warm, so I redoubled my efforts. Ob stinate matter—The afternoon wore awa y while I was churning. I paused at last from real exhaustion, when she spoke for the first time: , 'Corns, Tom, my dear, yotilak_rauled ~,4 4 .„6,,......r....q u u0•.0ntreYF0a&fr is ro only for fun you are doing it." I knew how it was in a flash. She had brought the butter in the forenoon, and left the churn standing with the butter milk in for me to exercise with. I never set myself up in household matters after that. Constant change, the law of Nature, reigns at Niagara. Years ago, our rea. tiers will remember, Table Rock yielded to time, and successive portions of it have fallen. On a visit to the Falls, a day or two since, we observed that another chang has occurred, meriting at least a passing notice. Every sight-seer must recollect the path which, commencing at the brink of the ravine on the Canada side, almost apposite Prospect House, leaas beneath Table Rock. anti which ;hoc. ..he desired to go "under the sheet of falling water" used to traverse in their waterproof habil iments. It led to Termination Point, as spot a long distance under the cateract was called; and the adventurer who dared air and flood to reach it, blinded by spray deafened by the terrible roar which the beating of millions of tons of water on the rocks below produces, used to receive a of his having accomplished the feat. The oilskins are yet in requisition, the guides yet demand and receive their fees, and the certificates are yet given. Termination Point, too, may yet exist, but no mortal being oan visa it. It never could be seen from the cavernous tnnnel—one side rock, the other water, and the floor a compost ' Lion of both—which led thither. And the path to it is now cut off. One can still walk about a yard under the cataract, but no further foothold is afforded, and anoth er step would lead one to a intimate ac quaintance with all the mysteries which it is here forbidden us to know. Ere long, doubtless, now that the stratum of soft rock has fallen ; the upper mass will fall, and then another step will be taken in the slow course in which Niagara has eaten its own way back from Quecnston, and Is—if geologists say true--to wear itself away somewhere above Chippewa. —.Hamilton Spectator. .PuNcit"ii.;;;Thwe-POor some nuts to crack, and everybody something to Philo sophize upon when he says, 'pit costs a great dual of money to bo rich, and it is a question if so much is worth so little ? After all, is wealth worth the cost, first in acquiring it, next iu supporting it, and last ly, in bearing up under it, when you have lest it ?" UntiscEssAitv ADVICE.—The Wasting ton Union calls upon the army ol Buchan an officeholders to "charge !" Prentice says, "they don't seem to taku the trouble to charge at all—they just grab the mon ey with ceremony. They don't troublo themselves about any mysteries of single or double entry, except entry into the mon ey boxes." NOW MURPHY O'NERN WENT HUN TING, BY ERGO. Some years ago before Missouri had be. come a state, I started with a party of Emigrants for the western part of the ter ritory. On our ,vs we [net with ninny adventures, one which I will relate. A:nong the emigrants in the train was ono Murphy O'K ern, a raw Irishman and about a shade greener than the green est "native" that ever yet come over. Now Murphy had never been out be fore, and had about as correct account of hunting, as Demosthenes would have had. However, Murphy was determined to go, so loadening his gun, and mounting an old I piece of fame work which might once have been a horse, he started off with the rest. The hunters did not return till noon. Not seeing Murphy I enquired where he was. "Murphy," said the one I asked, "why he turned back not an hour after we star ted, didn't come to camp 'No, but what induced him to turn back. 'He complained of a pain in his heart, but I guess he was afraid.' 'This must be 'looked to , he may he lost. After inquiring in every direction, and not hearing of Murphy, a party set out to hunt him up. In about an hour they returned bringing Murphy with them but in a rather worse condition then when he started out. His horse was missing, and he had neither hat nor boots. 'l'hsy found him in a situation both laughable and dargerons; but I will give you the story as he himself told it. 'Ye sec, when I wus either startin' fur the camp, I dhrove along at a brisk like, till 1 cum to the Pr ; well, I was ridin' along, thinkin' to mysell if I could spy a bear to shoot at, when I heard a growling jist behinderrnost or me, and whin I looked around, shun: there was a pack of wolves after me full spade, howlin atid scratchin'. like so many dtvils jist out of purgatory i t So I leveled me zun and fir.? Aso 'ono — din 1 shoot, so I give me horse a crack an away we whit like a locomotif But either a while they gain on me antAigiu to be jumpin' up at my heels, so I jist grabbed hold ov a tree I wos egoing under, and away the horse whit, and the wolves afther him lavin me hangin on the tree.— Afther while, one ov the bloody (this was Murphy's favorite word) bloody divils cat ched the horse by the throat, an' I hadn't time to give a blink o' me oyo whin theyd pulled every bit of flesh off the bones. 'When they finished the horse the whole , pack ov em cum and squatted down under r me, winkin' at me just as much as to say:' 'Now, Murphy O'Kern list cum 'down out o' there.' 'Butt I held on and on, but the bloody things set there waitin' for me to drop.— 'So,' says I, will ye niver go home 1' but one of them he guy a Jape catched me by the hale of me boot, an' giv it a twist an' off it cum, jist then the other grabbed the other boot, and oft It coin too. Then sez I, `shure if ye tree want aitewations an boot jacks, it's meself 'el giv ye recom mendations." 'After they'd dun bitin' at me boots they commenced divirtin' themselves jumpin' at tne heels, I up wid me legs, and threw them over the limb oi the tree. 'But by sint Pathrick the bloody divas then tried to grab off the seat of me bree ches, and ono ov om—bad luck to him— jumpt up and fastened his teethin the flesh and hung there t hryir' to get a bite. So I jist hung on with one hand and put the oth. er in me pocket and hauled out me knife an' opened it wid me teeth and jist drew it across the bloody divil's throat, will ye let go now, sez I an' allure it would dose your heart good to see mid what pleasure he did what 1 axed bun to. Jist thin the urn uv the tree giv way, and sez 1 to meself now say yer prayers Murphy, for ye will be eaten up by them bloody divils widout cookin', But up cum the men and away scattered the divils, an' =self let go and dropped on the ground like a stun. 13st tt iver ye catch Murphy O'Kern goin' huntin' nth, ye may beat his head off wid a shillaleh. 1111rThe Urbana (III.) Union tolls the following, as one of the pleasing incidents attendant upon Mr. Douglas' visit to that city : 'Are you a Democrat I' said Mr. Dou glas to a bright lad, son of one of citizens. 'No sir,' replied the youth. 'Wouldn't you vote for me if you were old enough,' continued the Senator.' 'No, air.' 'Why not, my hula lad.' "Because, air, my father has sought me better," The Senator concluded that the father of this boy has been regulating his domestic institutions in hi. own way " Militia of the United States. From the einhual abstract of returns of the militia of the United States for 1857, transmitted to Congress in accordance with the ant e: 180.1, by the Secretary of War, are learn that the grand aggregate in all the States, Territories, and the District of Columbia, is 2,755,720. Of this number 2,700,000 are infantry, 20,000 cavalry, 12,000 artillery, and 34,000 rifles. The aggregates from the States, etc., respec tively, are given as follows Maine, New Hampshire, Vermor.t, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, M ississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Wtsconsin, lowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Texas, California, Minnesota, Utah Territory , Dist. of Columbia 73,502 23,688 ' 23,855 158,819 • 17,015 52,420 355,000 118,034 36.054 19,766 207,780 2,003 3,811 8,201 *.entiment anb Greatness. 'Tis hardship, toil; 'Tis sleepless nights, and never-resting days ; 'Tis pain, 'tin danger, 'tis affronted death ; / fel made fa appearanceoo ml The noblest virtues, and the goal lest manners Riches. On a sultry, hot suwmer day, an honest old man was plowing his own field, when suddenly under the shade of an oak, he beheld a god-like figure, slowly approach ing him. The man started back. am Solomon,' said the phantom, in a confiding voice. 'What art thou doing here, old man V thou art Solomon,' was the reply, 'how canst thou ask met When I was a youth thou c'idst send me to the ant ; I saw its method of living, and it taught me to be diligent, industrious, and persevering, and gather the superfluous for a stormy day. What I then learnt, I still continue to do.' 'Thou has studied thy lesson but half,' replied the spirit; go once more to the ant, and learn from it also how to find rest and quiet in the winter of thy years, and how to onjoy that which thou host hoarded up.' 111 Inn most quarrels there is a fault on both tides. A quarrel may be compared to a spark, which cannot be produced with out a flint as well as a steel, either of them may hammer on wood forever, and no fire wtl: follow. 'Virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant where they are incensed or crush ed; for prosperity (loth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue. 011,11 e that is good will infallibly be come batter, and he that is bad, will cer tainly become worse ; for vice, virtue and time are three things that never stand still. 11111rWe become familiar with the out- side of men, as with the outsides of horses, and we think we know them, while we are ignorant of all that is passing within them. eir-ria much safer for thee to recon• cue an enemy than conquer him. Victory may deprive him of the power for the pre• sent, but reconciliation disarms his will .72Toverty is only contemptible when it is felt to he so. Doubtless the best way to make our poverty respectable is to seem never to feel it as an evil. Let us use sometimes to stop a lit tle, and ask ourselves, What we are about? Whither we aro going ? And where all will end at last ? 07 - itlost arts require long study and ap• plication ; but the most useful art of all, that of pleasing, requires only the desire. pizrif lou were to build schools with, out playgrounds, nobody wouid get be• yond short division in a lifetime. MrHu only , is indopundent who can ma:ntain himself f:y his own exertion, un aided and alone VOL. XXIII. NO. 48. fftr , 'An editor out West says that when he was in prison to libelling 46;- 003 of the Peace, he wac reggestad by, the jailor to give the peiaou a puff." . • 'l'his may be an exaggeration— most ar tides credited to papers "out west" are— yet it approximates very near to the truth. Editors are expected to puff everything and everybody. 11 Whifk ins makes a speech about something, his friends are of fended if :he editor does not laud him to the skies, and write him down as a wonder fill orator. If Dr. Snatchein concocts a medicine which is according to his repre sentations, to make the old young, and pave the world with ble, , ssings, tho editor is expected to proclaim the humbug to the ends of the earth. Steamboat captains, railroad conductors, omnibus drivers, oys ter openers, doctors of divinity, lecturers, and singers must all be puffed, or Ott. ed itor ceases to be a good fellow and forfeits the esteem of his distinguished friends: No class of men in the world are imposed upon to the extent that editors are, 'their brains and their time mugt be given to every one for every purpose, simply be cause everybody has brass enough to ask them. When will rc.itors unite to put down A PLEASANT SCENE IN A COURT ROOM. The following ludicrous scene took place in a new York Marine Court, between two gentlemen of the bar—the one rather fat, and the other rather small. Brother Fat—(To the court.)—'l don't care what Mr,— says; he's only a mosquito, and I don't mind the sting , Brother small,—'l beg your pardon, Mr.—; but it is a fact in natural history, that mosquitoes never stings hogs.' Brother Fut.— , lt is so Mr. —1 then you had better inform your acquoin. eel; of it, they will be glad to hear of it.' Brother Small,—'Allow me then Mr. nn• I practicar-nursur...--,,.......apa among the first.' - Here the court amid a roar of laughter, called the gentlemen to order. Young Man, Pay dtlention —Do not be a loafer, don't call yourself a loafer, do not keep a loafer's company, don't hang about loafing places. Better work hard (or your own prospects. Bustle about it you mean to have anything to bustle about for. Many a physician has obtained a real patient by riding far an imaginary one A quire of blank paper tied up with red tape and carried under a lawyer's arm may make his fortune, Such is the worlcl-,te him that bath shall be given. quit drop- ing and complaining, keep busy and mind your chances. A norr Gtfu.a.—The best thing about a girl is cheerfulness. We don't care how ruddy her cheeks may be, or how velvety hor lips, if she wears a scowl, even her friend:, will consider her ill-looking: while the young lady who illumtna tes her cowl, tenance with smiles, will hu regarded as handsome, though her complection is course enough to grate nutmegs on. As perfume is to the rose, so is good nature to the lively. Girls think of this. Conpersation.—Liberty is a fine thing ; it's it great help to conversation, to have leave to say what ono will, I have seen a woman of quality, who has not had one gram of wit, entertain a whole company the most agreeable in the world. only with her malice. A-,yrA poor actor with a book under his arm, was entering a pawnbroker's office, when he encountered a friend, who asked what he was going to do ? Only going to spout Shakspeare !' was his reply, Str3'A poet asked a gentleman what he thought of his last produotion. ' , An ode to Sleep," The latter replied : 'You have done so much justice to the subject that it is impossible to road it without feeling ita whole ~voight.' SW - Woman has found hor true 'sphere , at last, It is about twenty-seven feet a- round, made of hoops. Willcins-:.itealiy this is not to be borne. Who are you sir? and who wa9 your father ?' nEg„AV hat part in a play do drinking men always like the best ? Thofine ale to be sure IMP"Exporience is the most eloquent of preachers, but the never has a large con- gregation 'You had better find out one of your own Neakneasea, than ten of your peigh• bor'e ler-What is wino, even to my life, is hers I love ; but the secret of toy tripod is out Stine.
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