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If subscribers remove to other pi ic-s with rut ir.formiuc: the publisher, and the newspaix'ts sres-jnt to tha furui'jr direction, they are hil l re'"'i'ibie. The courts have also repeatedly dcci lol that a r e-tmastcr who neglects t . perform his duty of jT.vin!i reasonable notice as required by the regit klatii 'lis .r the Pc?t Office Departn.ent, of the r.i --e'ect f a person to take from the ollice news-.-ii-ers Hdbresst-".! to him, renders ihePos-tiiia.-tt.-r ..Xt t. the pub!ish r f. r the subscrptioa. - FACES IX THE FIRE. tR')M ALL THE YEAR I watched the drc wvy night ext ire. And fancy paint-l at my d?sir: Jitr iaagio Kctoie.s in the iiire. An i-I.in 1 firm u.i i neas of c rn. JSvi-tycl by the wandering braii: : in 'i"n. The happy spot where 1 was Ljru. The picture faded ; i'i its place, AmM the glow I sevm to trace The shifting semblance of a face. 'Tis now a little childish form, 15-d lips fr kiss pouted warm, And elflooks tang'cJ in the st.-rui. 'Tis now a grave and gentle tiiaid, At her own beviaty hall" afraid, buriiking, yet willing to be stayed. Tk now & mair-'n wih her boys, Dear centre ot d ;i;LVtic joys : i .cia to hear the merry noi.-e. Y., time was yoiiv.g, an-'t life was warm, When first I saw that fairy form, Her 'lark hair tossing in the atorm. And f.it and free thoss pnls-s played, V.'iien last I met tht g-nt'.e :naid . "u-n last her hand in mine was laid. Tii -e lock of j;t are turned to gray, And .-lie i. strange and far away. Tint might be mine own to day That might have been mine own. riy dear, Through many and many a happy year, That might have sat beside mo here. Ay, changeless through the changing scene, Tue gostly whisper rings between The dark refrain cf "might have been." The race is o,er I might have run , The deeds are pat I might have th-nc. And sere the tho wreath I might have won. Sunk is the last faint mcker'ng blazj ; The vision of departed days Ii vaLished even as I gaze. The pictures with their rudy light Are changed to dust and ashes white, And I am left alone with ni ght. 1 THE CArTAlX'S I'FDDIXG. The following story is told of a Yankee iptain and his mate ; Whenever there was plum pudding made, by the captain's orders, j Il the plums were put into one end of it, and tbat end placed next to the captain, who. af- ter helping himself, passed it to the mate, j who. never found any plums in his part of it. 1 After this game had been played for some j time, the mate prevailed on the steward to place the end which had no plums in it next o the crptain. The captain no sooner perceived that the pudding had the wrong end turned towards lam than picking up the dish, and turning it round, as if to examine the chain, he eaid "This dish cost me two shillings in Liver pool and put it down, as if without design, with the plum end next to himself. "Is it possible ?"said the mate, taking up toe dish. "I should'nt suppose it was worth more than a shilling." And as if in perfect innocence, he put down the dish with the plums next to himself The captain looked at the mate ; the mate looked at the captain- The captain laughed ; the mate laughed. "I'll tell you wht, young one," said the ptain, "you've found me out ; bo we will Jt cut the pudding lengthwise this time, and bve the plums fairly distributed hereafter." TWILIGHT Y FITZ-CKEEXE HALLECK. There is an evening twilight of the heart, "When its wild passion-waves are lulled to rest, And the eye sees life's fairy-scenes depart, As fades the day-beam in the rosy west. 'Tis with a nameless feeling of regret We gaze upon them as they melt away, And fi.ndly would we bid them linger yet, Dut Hope is round us'with her angel lay, Hailing afar some happier moonlight hour ; Dear are her whispers fctill, though lost their early power. In youth the check was crimsoned with her flow : ' 1IC1" fR;iile was lvl;-est tQen ; her matin song ! Tss icavcn own music, and the note of wo i " o v u uiusr, uei int; noic vi woe j as unheard ber sunny bowers among. ' Life's little word of bliss was newly born; J We knew not, cared not, it was born to die, ; n,,M,r,.i .:,i, 4r ,.i i ,.. i i r " l i MIU news VI UlUfD, W5th dauc5n l4cart we 21 on the pure sky, And mocked the passing clouds that dimmed 5ts 1,1 ue. Like our OWD " thcn-ns fleeting and as few. Anil v, uA,Kk1 fcIt Ltr swav to,n tLe eve - u- " ii-t--, r-'-liied, her early dreams burst bright, Her promised bower of happiness .seemed nigh, I Its days of joy, Us vigils of delight; i And tlio' at times might lower the thunder storm, And the red lightnings threaten, still the air Was balmy with her breath, and her loved form, The rainbow of the heart, was hovering there. 'Tis in life's noontide she is ntr.rest seen, Her wreath the sumn.er H-wit, her robe of summer green. lint though loss dazzling in her twilight dress, There's m.. re of heavcu's pure beam about her now ; That angvl smile of tranquil loveliness, Which the heart worships, glowing on her brow; j That smile shall brighten the dim evening star, ! That p..hits our destined tomb, nor e'er depart ! Till the faint light of life is uVl afar, A-.d huLtd the Li.-1 deep beating of the heart; The meteor-bean. r of cur parting breath, A iao..iil-ci:n in the midnight cloud of death. a stow cf piffiiiL mm A two h. urs' drive from the city of Charles t.iva, through Ile-bu-y, a-I th-.-nso iu w..s i?terly direction, will bring you, if you haVt taken th-i right road, to a little stone cotUgo I ; at the f . -t of a raggel, picturesque hill, i ar oauJ the base of which a stream of water j ; lies like a sliver girdle. The cottage, is very j . oil not l.sj thia forty years. The material i of which it is built is rough-hewa an 1 jut-I I ttug ; though you would v.: y to.ru! ycur ' fiugers a-nong the vines anl break some of j the t-jii-irl!s in order to ascertain the fact, so j ; entirely is the stru-iture p;-oteoti from c.i.i- j ; ci.:ii by i;s tiaiiing friends. A wall of Well- j j worn boulders encl oses a half-acre or so of j ! land abrat the dwelling, a huge millstone ! j rests from the whiliogs of its somewhat i ; gil ly youth at the principal door-sill, and tha J ; wreck of a heavy ol 1 cirt lies stranded agiiust j I one side of the enclosure, around which grass- j ! es an 1 briers crowd and climb, as though they ! would smother the oil thing iu their wiry, ! reaching embra ce i The cottage was built by ayouug and inge i nious mechanic named Denton Hugh Den- ton. When it wn quite finished, and been pleasantly though frugally furniohed, and j trimmed with celar and myrtle by Hugh's sisters, his bride was lifted from her pillion to the millstone at the door-way. The first two j years of their wedded life were beautifully smooth and pleasant full of fireside duties on the part of the 3-ouog wife, and of health giving labor on tbe part of the young husband . Comforts and conveniences were gradually in creased, intermixed with now and then a lux ury, as meaus accumulated. Hugh was very ingenious , using many lit tle machines in his shop which other artisans were too negligent or dull to imitate. At length tbe enthusiasm of invention led him to contrivauces not closely connected with his owu employment ; and the notoriety obtained in his native town by these specimens of his peculiar tact 600n widened, bringing him to the notice of men of parts, and procuring warm cxrressioua of commendation. These ho cn joyed with his little wife at home, with that peculiar relish which attends au increase of self-respect, and the modest conscious ness of being known beyond one's own ham let. Time sped cheerily, smoothly and well. Hugh was a good artificer, and his handiwork was wanted ; he was a rising man, and might burst suddenly upon a fortune. This last was thought and said many a time between them selves ; for Susy was a true wife, ambitious for him, entering with all the vivacity of lovo and pride into the enthusiasm of her young and manly husband. From this enthusiasm of invention came at length the fever of in vention, till, in his heart, Hugh conceived the possibility of finding the secret of perpetual motion. The thought once seized and cher ished, it became stamped on his braia. He revolved it through the nights, became ab stracted at odd times ; sometimes spoiling a EBEXSIIIiRG, m WEDNESDAY,: JULY 3 180 piece of work, and even forgetting to do a promised job Upon this, Susy, with a wo man's intuition, cautioned and remonstrated very tenderly. But the effect was ill. There after Hugh added moodiness and- fretfulness to these missteps ; indeed, be quite lost bis old gayety and openness, sitting thoughtful and glum the liveloDg evening, telling noth ing of his plans to Susy ; only breaking from his withdrawal now and then by seizing a bit of paper and making diagrams with nervous quickness. For the time, Susy's home bliss was quite destroyed. The life cf the fireside was gone. ' When icill he come out of this study, with his machine complete?"' she wo'd often ask with the emphasis of weary waiting. " I lis machine complete" that was the form in which her thoughts found expression ; for the fond and admiring wife never doubted that sooner or later Hugh would triumph over any and every difficulty. Had he not made mar vellous inventions, and was he not getting io be almost a great man ; known and noticed so r . O T .1. . 1 i lr mr i iu iuis way ousy comiorieu uerseii in her loiicliacss ; and, when Hugh was morose and fretful, would be very quiet and gentle, sijir g to herself, ' Dear Hugh ! how hard he , .... . . . . , , , ' ----- liJ ' 1 lUtUUlU '. dUa LltJtV L I 1 1 7 i i I t : IL I i I i 1 I ..... .,- . , , . I on V ! .mii-i!r Intl.. ti.-iF. t-itli haiI.-i- tn - . m. u,ui. i -i tv v I I ' -t ' i w LJ t , A tliil DUU. think of but the kitchen and garden and j T , , , , , T , I Hugh s c othes . I ought to be ?roud of suchj uw.7u.iji uuu i. : Tl:nn 9ncr trnnl 1 . f 1 1 . - . .. . .1 t T neck and kiss him ; upon which hich Hugh woulJ seem to break from a dream, and ak, " What do you want, Suy V Nothing I was only steal!:,,- a i,s ;" and usy would return to her accu.-tomo 1 seat aim et as b!u-bmg!y as though these were the days of her maiden life. As mouths came and went, Su-y felt that the village peogle seemed to chsuge in their ; demeanor toward her. Sometimes she caught them looking pityingly at her, as though s-be were under a sorrow io which they sympathiz ed. At first it surprised her, but when she remembered that Ilu-h had neglected his work very much of late, she saw that ibis interest sprung from a fear that they might come to , poverty," as the New England phrase hath , it Now it was all clear. It was phas-ant to be carel for by one's neighbors; but then ! she knew of several hundred dollars bidden iu a rafe place by her own hands, with Hugh's oosiscnt. Lng befere that was spent the ma- chine would be done, and perhaps piles of ' money weuld coin: cf it. i M,,h nr.i,1 r.. .u.i w he would rise from b,d at twelve o'clock, '; 1 .J I ii. V-leikVi ) . & -A an 1 go out. returning just at dawn, and tay- j in never a word. Susy ventured to ask him I where he went, or what he went for; but ! Hugh darted such a strange, wild glance as quite fiigbtencd her. Sue wouldn': trouble ! him any more with her womanish curiosity. , I'oor Hugh ! He must be working very hard. How abscnt-iiiiudci ed he was! Why, be would j I the newspaper upside down, j g to read, for hours ; and. i almost always hold readinir or scemii- when she ventured to remonstrate, would an- a r . , swer ber, oh, so sharply ! Sometimes he would go to the little coffee mill, and turn the crank round and round, hundreds of times, though the mill was quite empty, gszing steadily at it all the time. Once Susy got a handful of coffee, freshly lirnwnnil nrrr lhf lrifibi.-i firp nnil l,TiVirirr ' o 1 laughingly in his froe, dropped it ia while he was turning. Hugh Eiuilcd the first time for many a week and then motioning her mysteriously to sit down, went softly to the pantry, took the cream-ewer and sugar-bowl, and coining cn tiptoe to the mill gestured her to griud while he poured cream and sugar al ternately in with the ceffee. How queer Hugh seems !" thought Susy ; "I hope he wcu't be so very long." One . 1 rrtlni J-i r.ti it l. f ot ? 1 i. Jnctnnfr il-.rt.-.l nir.-c l O .uv,Uq ..i. her mind ; but it was driven back as soon as formed ; for was not Hugh in all bis alTairs, excepting this one, even more methodical than other men? And were not all great men eccentric when under the pressure of great plans ? His adventure with the coffee mill quite changed Hugh's bearing toward his wife. He seemed disposed to take her into his confi dence. In the afternoon of that very same day, he roused himself from his rcvery, and beckoning Susy to come to him, lifted one finger solemnly and said, in a most impressive and mysterious manner : I've finished it. To-night." Susy was on the tiptoe of expectation ; for a whole year had gone since the beginuing of these nocturnal departures, and the longed for tbe clearing of the mystery, as well as for the return of the old home-life. At length the hour of midnight came, and they went out. A long walk brought them to a cliff of moderate height and ordinary appearance, a j crevice of which proved to be the entrance to a cave. Entering this and carefully closing the crevice behind them, making total dark- uess, Hugh left tho sido of his wife, and, from 1. a little distance, solemnly pronouncing, -Behold ! behold ! behold !" removed the side of a large wooden box from which the iiht of six wax candles streamed full upon a beauti- l ful combination of wheels in regular and graceful motion. The wife clapped her hands for joy. But Susy wa3 cot exhuberant long, for, gazing on the mysterious structure before her, so "fin ished in workmanship and harmonious iu ac- tinn rrfzllinfr r-n... i .. t i , o -.-. j iuuuvh ci wuicn this ti nmfnntMn tc ,1, j . I'lliu, itUU IUCU I what row epoch would be openTto her . , f , , , . lo uer noble husband through this matrrriie- of LI genius, .he could on& be calmly h.a thoughtc-d, and grave. When Hu.J canTc near her and rcstelhis hand on her heal i I- i, ,r , , a, he hx done when his old self .he threw i: bUfSt 13t nu ,i,.n i . i it i t. suaii cij uui py now, nugn so happy, after this long, long time! T 9 m I r-.r.-ii,J rl -t.. l...r.V 1 1 . i . jvu, uu.-uauu prouacr luau cv- ir. ivauiugr cusa of tears. . lUiUB was tpcui mcxamia- I lDS carious workmanship, Hugh explain- ; . , . i - " I VI jailJ.LUUUL'UL'Jil 1 1 i . - - O ' " . - .jvv. t,ueei uiu llJU .,- c- i . ... IBGllVe Wfffr. .lliv n.ii.ii,l i'.,n r.mi.n.in.n i lookiusorward to tha fatnr- rnnnJ.." 7 -.-..uaon ,ip or r r ! purcmso some spring dresses for thes chil- of aQ inventors wife and the intuition cfai.iren , , , i JRU' woman. 1 ursmng her dehghted cxamina- j -Ob. never min i tho children's dresses,' I i iw wkir tuuum nuitiuiauui ), fcUCCalliC - : 1 1 r- fl 1 ' ' Imnn fi 1 T 1 Inn tr.rin trt.i in . . r- t j oul disguised, bur eviicntly the motive pow- i r.i'.- " ULy, Hugh, this isn't perpetual mot: on. ; This spring in the little box makes it go." And the wifo looked up iu utter surpriso. The n .-noutiiac giaied back with an ex- prcssiou ju which wild rage, shama and scorn Sniggle 1 and writhed for control of his fea- 'ur-s. gifting bis hand with a tragic air, Le brought cis fiscer to pviut at the fiightencd anJ cowering woman, and ail, it a slo.v ua- earthly tone : " It's i lie." j Then a bright dagger gleaucd in the wax I light, cM with the lightning quickness of j insanity was plunged into the bosom of his wife. lie carried her homo in bis arms, laid ' her upon her own bed, and invited the! neighbors, wiih a bland smile, to come in ad prepare her f,r burial. He was mis- ' taken. She was not dead ; for the aim had j been untrue. t j r If ou L:l 1 c:ilk'J hi the cottae tIiirt-v vcars j aftcr' vcu would have met au old man with ' Ui"cL ,diuit of Lcariug' aod awoniaQ i 1 i.t . . .f iv 1- - 1 ' " -"' luv- U1 "wu 4"""y - tLer?; auJ C"S pleasant and iU Talkia3 ih man, you o'd hsVQ LeeQ Etruck w,th the 6eU5e aaJ au,J ! f Lls lhoaShta anJ tbe C3Si of hls prcin j If lLc conversation had leaned in the least de- i :ree to any topie suggestive of mechanisai, i r l e 1 ' an -J discovered perpetual motion. Would 0U hc t0 602 the machloe' 8lrraaJ "laS- i- . . . .. wv,u" UJC 1La luc wa 10 a bjaii' xviaiow- . less room, and there, with the words, Be held ! behold ! behold !" would have suddenly removed the tide of a wooden box and thrown the light of six wax candles upon a beautiful combination cf wheels ia regular and graceful motion. Then the rsitrcr. would have pointed ou its qualities, saying : It has been running thirty years, sir, and must be perpetual"- ! look,DS ioto J'ur face all the while to see if you understood her. She would say truly mat it uaa loeen running thirty years, for cv- cry Sabbath morning she had stoleu iu and wouud the spring herself. I ventun J.Ao ask her once, if she had not been afriid to live with him after her terrille uangcr. Oh, no," she said. I understand him t I - , . ( j r-ricc"y now. 1 never cross Lini ou that I Poiut' 1 am Vrou1 b Liu cvea now, sir." j Omental wit. A youug man going a jour- ! ney, intrusted a hundred decnara taia old! man. When he came back, the old man de- i nied having had any money deposited with him, and he was had up before the Kharee. 44 Where were you, young man, when you de livered this money":' "Under a tree." " Take my seal and summon that tree," sai l thejudgc. "Go, young man, and tell the tree to come hither, and the tree will obey when ycu show it my seal." The young man went In mn. A r. IV V - I 1 iu eiLiLiei . -nicr uu uia ueen gone some ' time, the Ivhazee slid to the old mau " He is long. Do you think he has got there yet ?" "No," said the old man; "it is at some distacco. He has not got there yet ' How knowest thou old mau,' cried the Khazee, where that tree is?' The young man re turned, and sail tbe tree would not come. ' He has beeu here, -young man. and given his evidence. The money is thiue." Pennsylvania has now twenty-nine regi ments in the service of the United States, of which thirteen are for three aioaths and six teon for three years, if their service Ehould j be so long rcouiied there. Fro!n the II imp Jornx.L. MATRIIilOrJIAL INFELICITIES. I'V AX IRKITAI5LE MAX. Mj Wife i-Anis Jlwf. 1 had almost forgotten to ask you.' my wife Paid, m her most amiable tone, as I drew ! on my gloves, preparatory to going down town. for some money ' .i.i,J5i . i exciaimc-i; 'it would be very difficult to ma' r. T ! "w u" 4Ul 1 UJt; I dhtTw "Vf r' liat rdlJn t ask for it before I put on rav cbvo, I ! ir i , .." I Zl TllJl U W To ' Z Z on mv loves i.T.g , , t Thoa lf 3ou saw clearly that I ! ntci Mme. dil yoa Dot 0,,r u 1M j TI- truth is. t dislike very l . . ..u-.u hj ! t'.,-.u -j j without any rather thaa Fn-ak a word to vou ' .1 I - . . tin iiii K'im-fr ,j . a T" I I -t. . aucu w.y eiun s jou Io i j to day i I iu- 'Uccau?! to-dav.' shi rrr.'d it is very 1 nceessarv for nio t.- lura cim.i 'r,i ...l., J --"-.4... A.ukvji. i 1.... I K.. III I - 1 . , i "e i uu ga om t piy wuica is large-r I t I . i f tt-o nr-nn ; I I. . l..iTt -.vv. uMAi mi i uaicio . . - ! inctrr.r .,1 .If ncra go. lat That makes the : ... ... . . j I ara certain I d tit not kmw ' tt; ... j re- , sileraldo company ltelv. ani vou have bocn ' up late at night writing ' Pshaw!' I exclaimed, 'that won't a?eou for it. I believe the servants burn it all night ; aa. if thev do i i-i vour fanlt- - 'I do not think, my dear, that tht servants i are at all wasteful of it.' ''I'lliTI l'ior, c-.'n.-.fl.inT ! the matter with the confounded meter,' I said -Can't the childreu get at it, and set the register ahead in some way My wife laughed 'Oil! you needn't laugh,' I continued ; rs a probable thing, as they are given to ill . kinds of mischi.f I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go direct! down to the company's ooee. a:. 1 enter a complaint about the meter.' And I put on my hat resolutely, and opened the dor to depart I?ut you ar; n ot g i-Jg without leaving mo s me money, I hope, she sail. 'There it ii again !' I exclaimed ; 'ro 'cey ! Well, how mu -h do you want ? Com money . 11 is always money wui you wona-'n. kcrp lu0 Mandin here f rrvcr, wh.n vou knaw j iu a Lurrv .CaQ y.VJ txcnv ,jlhrs y sLe a-kvd. Xo." I au.vered. .Fifl0(.Dt lhoQ ? t,1.t. .j atjj now. don't ask me for -oncy arrain ia a i weck , : -JJut what shall I do about the ch:llrcn's ' -Q c,nhiiu. v fcllC ILqu;rc.i ; .arter paying : j the pa-, bill, I -hall n -t have asy great am ount j,. . dou t kn nv, nor I don : care wnat y u 11 do,' 1 rt plied. The fact is. the children are ! w !1 crouch drc. ?" 1. I don't aprrve of ar rarinr thvm in velvets and laces.' rifucn or twenty dollars,' answered. smiling, w uld fcarctly be sulHeicnt f : t'je pu; !;ase ct anv i tint 'v of velvets unl !a No ! all that I want is to have arn ar clean au 1 resectable. I caVt abiij to See them ia s iled and f- !:i cloth.s.' 'Uut thev 1 ok well enough to me,' I sold. I don't see why their present clothes are t ot goo ene-nh f r them to play around in. as i thev do ; cor tL !:? n-ectiirv U buy them nv.- 'If you had to a'.t-d to the clothes, as I d- y u. v. -ou! lu't Usk tl:C why I wanted to get them new onca ' Will, we!',' I sail, "here are tea dollars more ; but d.'it, for goodness sake, a-k me for money again uu'.ii ' J ULtilintcrrui.tcd mv wife, smiling. .11' .yiucsm- uS1 want Week new bonnet which nil 1- be" next v ek. . My dear,' I said, i.1:pri lively, 'Zoutt ta me of bonnet.. If lb. re be oue thing I i-i .t .1 -. " . I 1 . a new bnnet. I am vt ry ccoij.n-icji as regards boa- nets, yu know, my d- ur, she said. I ouly have four a year, Leieas lueist ladies Lave a. dozen.' 'A dozen!' I cxcl-.i:i.ed, astonished; ':" that is equal to one a month. It is preposte rous. Does your ciliiiier L-vo many su.h cuiiomers Y ' Oh, yrs, Mis Modiste assures tue that there are some of her purchasers who get a , , new bonnet every montu. I am very thankful, my dear, I taiJ. 'that you arc not one ; bat. it appears to me, that J , , four hats a year arc mere Uau you can aord to have, crrcell!j ia rueh Lad times as these VOL; 8 XO. 30 are, when rvtry one should ftudy economy. ; Don't yu think you can get alonir with two : a year V 4I really d?n"t see how it would be possible, ! she renlied : 'bccan?a rvrrv ihrrn m.-intli! j fashions cbaog-, and I wouldn't, joa knew, like to lc out of the fashion ' -Well, the fact is. ev dar T rcrlie-J. 'that j wo musl ecouomize Bomewhrre, and I think , we cm bcti dispense wii new l.onnri a I l - r - . IV1 UULE ,u nion. it i3 all nnnQpnc? Tf mere dc one thing 1 dishkc more than an- tr- k is 3-forever studying a fash- i -n rlatc ' ' ' T ' " '"t ; iuuc 1, that I see one. If jou want to econo- miza. why don't you stp Fmokin- and leave ; o2rdrinlj wJ, yj? ZVZ Js Z c,,ng us o being cvaglmg nai- uj.ore tue mirror ; lui. in mv or'.u- uj4jre ue uirro: ; t. r . t : ion. anl In iW nfli dVir,, nr - - - - - ....-j.. I'm ii'u ei 04 w: are scluino as cstrcvaeant or vam a you.- sex You ii srenl almDst a? f -r di.it.er, d-3-.ra town, as would J suSke to f;-I y .-ir wheda family well for a 1 rr.-l- ii.tt. fvr vuiiitr, I have never seen t:io creatcst of c.q-: sianl Ircer before a " . I T I : uiuur iuiu 1 uuj.jj wa;- engaei m tv - o a J :ng an elaborate kaot iu y our cravat. ! ,r i r , - i Ij3J gracious. I e2c;a:;n:i, 'what an in- ; ventire faculty you possess ! It is a wo-Ier to me vou have nswr rivpl n nri r,-i. - J---- iranjj. In thj H:l plac. doa't wear a scarf aril in the next crava.t It Is simply r-in.' 'Well, then, all I ciu say is,' sill my wife, 'that you spend an una :eeiry amount of time before the gla? in pianiag your scarf.' 'You certainly wo all provoke ihe best man living." I exclaims; 'aa just now, when I have given you t-ven'.y-flve dollars to buy knick-kuicks with, T shoalia't think you'd want to vex me.' You only gave me twenty-two dollars, any way,' the excellent woman answered, 'and part of thit is to pay the gas bill, and with the rest I iuust purchase clothing for the little ones I am sure I dou't know what you mean by knkk-knaek.' 'I'm sure I'm not particular whether you do or not.' Irep'.Ll; 1'vesallit. and I'll hoi J to it knick-knacks new, tLcu.' I'll take five dollars more before yoa go, my dear,' my wife sili, yielding ts attention to my la-t rem irk. I hai almost forgotten that I ha rouiised tD pij the milkaaa his bill to-day.' 'There It is again, I eselaiuiel, 'money ! money ! This is the third time I have beea obliged this morning to take off my gleves so a to give money. If I remain here rnueh longer I shall not have change enough left to riie down to.vj with. Here are fire dollars ; take them, and don't ask for any more. Good H'ood lye,' the replied. Oa, dearest, calling me bek, 'I wish you would stop at Mis Modiste's, select a haudseme b.nnet for mc, pay for it, and have her senl it up." I aaswerel. 'Now, do,' she soil, eoaxingly; anJ, Jes.-est. c yjic heme c-rly. for I shall have a uice diuner f.r you. Dou't forget the bon- u.t, theueh, the allel, as I went out of the d;or. Whit a w n:anl I said to myself, as I s'.o d at the corner of the street, waiting for an OiTii.i" us to come by, 'net contented with rubbing mi of all my money, she wants me to ' n-t 1-,-r a loaict. If I select oao it won't -but IM do i:. although if there bo one thing I dls! he wore than another, it is to choose a t"-..:i-t f-r my wife.' 1 ! 1 to T'iu Ilil One of the Lett k -jrt i members of tLe Scottish bar, when a y u ' . wa-, somewhat of a dandy, and somc whui sh rt and sh irp iu his temper. He wis .'!: to Tay a vi-it to the coautrv. and was m-ilil-ig a great lass about tho prepariug and putting up oi his habiliments. II is old aunt was inuch aoU iyu at all this bustle, and stop- 11- t .1 1..... . tlJU' "Vtu dr this yc be gauu, Uobby, thit 1 ve :uk sic a gratid wark abaut your c.aes. : - r I ml ' -... 1 ; 11.. ? XUQ O rJ- " Fm ' tJ UcV:1 " '.Till IT , .1 .-.",. .... ... . . . - -. I iiJ'JUV l.i-IJ, as , iiei a s --i , e4ee-s Ua I saj he'il just tak ye as ye ar. :.vl Li ON. A i t.lier tin;. I.y- -i . 1; m' r th a i:, i ii i . ,.i.i i'e- f 1 t i of tl. L- st::' r , elvivg a 1 ir share .intry, ue-giie the !1 it ro';.r ling his natii-i- vi t.iV af 1 u i :. a :it: the lii'.' tv :i!id :'.:; i 1 Ly.i i t lV.r.-;ect-.i:. rv Ae.-.d, :.iv i .;er ie:i' rai ..tnau- ". id, WiuJ'ia.u c. v -:i in S-.i; I 1-V. vi.U-rel West roi.it Mi't i a IS-.': ;r.i du i: 1 tlien.v m lei-, l.iit ear if t'fc: j Sciuh'-' war. ti r e in l'l. la i i tho IL wai -. :t!i ll Se. tt in Mcx- j ico, as Fir.-t Jieutcnaat, and was pr .moiesl t i the rank vl Ci;ta:a at the r.afde vt O-itreis. :Jav 17.., f ,r .n.j rviee rendv-1 t , ; tll0 c..!iutrv, in this citv, I v the eaj.iure t.fca; : f-m. uc w.,s pr.. u, . uar (.i-ui -ral. S:uce Jlav i. now !,.. s tLc iaih.ruatl-..:.,ia m j Dqiartmcnt ef the Wc-t. ! lri. it-: i 1 UTJ I D C 00
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