JJJJ 3 a a ifi a. I. a. ! J' , . THE BLXbSrGS CF GOVERNMENT, LIRE TI1E DEWS OP UEATEK, fillOCLD EE D1STEI3UTED AH ELK UPON THE HIGH AM THE LOW, THE 1UCU 1M TUB POOB. jo. 0 SERIES. EBEXmC, PA. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1860. 48. sll i g , g m a a g , r . i s im a r g ia "'I i in irstf es-f dif- .til led I cf onrf fact? the and out. tUj 4nJ Wfri Ws' arid lift1 hich peu e in Ei- get? otl.er The mull tuCvf e cr . ha j rurt- proj,i, ti I'lik'ii '1 jrsel nachi I fli.i ' i i ! t! i ; pcv ; I 1.11 J ; i ; H ! ;y ri pa re. ft s u: ant'.J cc rtr-t DV ictorjj ck re sick :ames its tl as SI; nof : i bc II fvj 's Ir - M 'utflf ffecU ar.l J ar.J t tit od. thoJ acl -.q aut I.anl It til A. J rs J kill f i .OK? :r t T K fl 31 S: . rurJOCHAT & SENTINEL IS PUB- I u-i'jaa cvi ' j -" " -" o at Sj DOLLAR rirrr wms per annum, rjVeia advance; O-tE Dollar asd Sevbktt rCSNTs if not paid within six months, and ;!fj).LLB3 if no' Paid unt tne termination :hvear. "js"bCi'.ption will be taken for a shorter Jj J thAii six months, and no subscriber will be r,!'jertv tt .iiscontiuue his paper until all ar I'jries 'are paid, except at the option oi the A!iVPri'n subscribing for six months will be i-nd os-e dollar, unless the money 13 paid Advertising Rates. t.i insert' n. Two do. Three do 12 lines 2 lines 36 lines' $ 50 $ 75 $1 00 1 00 I 00 2 Oo 1 50 2 00 8 0C 3 months. 6 do. 12 do il 50 $3 00 45 00 2 50 4 0 9 00 4 00 7 00 12 00 6 00 9 CO 14 00 10 00 12 00 20 00 15 00 22 00 35 00 nts must be marked with lares, .5 cr ! fl21inesj severe. slu vres. 24 l.nes Half ac-Aamn, Or.e colunn. uoJ until f rbid. and charged accordingly. nt:c TO iOXSUHI'TIVES AXI XER YO us a I-fz i: II EHS. .', .-nl-sjriber, fur . j. ilis'Jeri.-'i w'.i, several ye. trs a res-.aer.t there, a sunp;o veet.i- . Jv i sure cure for C.ii-iu::p!ioit, Asi'i ..wuiiii, Con-jhs. Col-lj, ait i JS'irrrou : De the Leuelii uf (Jjnsumpti ves ar.d oas Siijfertrs, i- it; is v mz to make t!ie ",. tiiosc w.'io ties' i j-j. v. iili full of the re it, he will send the Pre dilections free of chur'ie ): meiUciue, which they will i DC ''''i 1,1 Ci'llliililiitiuu Ll i .1 : t : Nature's simple 7i f.c xW.-.iinz the remedy can obtain it - .-r !-.!, bv a.iire.vsiic J. E. CLTTIIBEIIT. BVlViN'IC PHYSICIAN', Xo. 420 Broadwaj, New York. A-::'. 1 S(J0.-3m. ElEXSl'.rUG FOUNDRY. HAVING p.ur c:.--e l the ontire stock aiiil Hxtures of the 'ur i' ciindry, the subscriber is prepared farmers and others with PVH-hs, riough Xoints, Stoves. Mill Irons, Yliresliiusr inclilnes, cis".!.: f any kid tat may be needed id i".:;ct uoi;iin to the br.incss of the con- 3 to iii'-rit, ani trusts will receive jnx 'efrom thosein wir.t cf -rtich at the Fc-undn 1 EDWARD GLAD'S. HOWARD ASSOCIATION. PHILADELPHIA. llr:i Uitt'hdi.m eAisM by special Eu : r;'.-if. fir Cm Reti'f of the Sick an J Dis .. x;;.'d."i uii't Virul at a,il Epidemic D-'s.-:j:.C ii't-l es-i'oci'illy for the Cure tf I)ts Gi:s in. .jcX'C.j? Orjin.f. IfLi'I'JAL ADVICK iven -nttis, by the JI .V-.ii. i .It-.::- S'-irge'"., t) all m: j apply by letter . b.i' i's t f '.if-?, and in caseot extreme i;t'-.- f-n-ishel fieec f charge. VaLL"A..L'i: ilKl O-rt'S .;i Sicruiatorrhcca, .:-?'-,,-r i:;s.-a.-es of the St-xu-tl Orjj.tns, and en -;.TT HLM'lII.IES er.r..V.ved in thu'Dispeu- t the i.ill jv 'el letters envc-1 ;s. i f ciiarj; Ta-j thtcc Stamps f.r "tCi." VV.'.l V,l ; Adire. Dil ting Si'jrA(.D. :ti S:at':i Sen L-cej-taiii:;. J. SKILLIX I10CGIITON, Ifi tirl A-'soci-ition. No. 2 i'.'l.-.-.ToTj.tii-.i, Pa By order F.ZRA 0. IIF.AltTWELL, Presided, ' : . YX U'.L'U I LD, Secretary. EAEGAIKS ! BARGAINS ! ! HEW GROCERY STORE. :it CL'It:r.simeJ would respectfully beg leave 1 to iriorm the citizens oi" Ebensburs and vi- -?. that he has just received, at his etore . me d.-ir We.st of Davis & Lloyd's Store, -ve and freih lot of Groceries, which he f fr sale cheap for Cash or country Produce, -"!"':k :oiiMsts in part of the following arti . v'.z: "SAS. COFFEE. TEA- MOLASSES. T0BA.CCO. SEGARS. CHEESE, FISH. BACON. AND THE -?T CF FLOUR AND CORN MEAL k'-pps oit hand a large aud we'l selected 't iciKvoI Books and "stationary, Motions veryeheap. uopes by strict attention to business to f-iud receive a full share of public patron hft fetls satisfied his stock is good aud Le -is cheap a any other houso in town -al iee. EVAN . EVANS. ea.-g, Aug. 17, 1859. tf. WAR IN MEXICO. 5. J. EVANS & SON, -AVE tUs day received from the East, and 'C -'ric3 to the citizens of Ebensburg and "-:v ell selected ass)rtment of 'EXS- and W CL.OTIIIXG, -jii.irgeUof DUY GOODS, consisting id X,.1'-6 '-'I wiu2 articles, viz: VELVETS, CLOTHS. CASSIMERES. -' Slvixs, SATIN ETTS. TWEEDS, 1-AN-.S, I'LANNELS, MCSLINS, IHH GOODS of every style, NOTIONS. '5'itor BOOTS & SHOES, HATS AND BONNETS, TRUNKS, CAR PET ACKS. STATIONARY, HARDWARE, .-OCEWES, FISH, SALT, &c, &c, v--r with such other articles a3 are usually ..'" a C'VdLtry store, which they will dispose 'tt 'a 0r COUI-try produce. Tiiloring business will be carried on fcraachts, a'.l work will be done in short tv iUd on tl;e most reasonable terms. -burr. Ft-h l ia.rtiof KUAIIAM KOPELI; Clillton StTW SI fo-at Anl.rZ nnrfl 1 01 tr. rr..... ,r.: a j-n- . r C i ATI KTrr-w SPECIFIC Peop HEAR WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY. Tli tuvlersipned harine usa ProfV.or HCMPHEET3 flPECiriC UO.MCEOPATUIC BEMLDIES in our famUiea with the most satisfactory resiUu, and havins full confl lence la their Renutnnej, purity, and efficacy, cheerfully recommend theai to ail persons who wish to hare safe, re liable, and efficacious remedies at hand for private or do mestic use. The Krr. Wm. Hosmer, editor of " The Northern Inde pendent," Auburn, S. Y. ; the Rct. E. U Cressey. Jj.U., kctor of St. Petei'a Cliurch, Auburn. X. Y. ; th Ber. B. I. Ires, Chapialn of the Auburn State Prison; the Rer. 8encer M. Ripe, Rector, New-Bedford, Mass. ; the Rer. Allen Steele, New-Yorlc Conference ; the Rev. Samuel Nichols, East-Genesee Conference, X. Y. ; tJie Rev. P. S. Pratt, Dorset. Vt. ; the Rer. John E. Robie, Buffalo ; A. C. Hart, Esq., L'tica. N. Y ; tlie Hon. Neal Dow, Fortlacd, Me. ; the Hon. Schuyler Colfax, South-Bend, I ml. ; the Hon. George Humphreys, N. Y. ; Uenry 1. Cooit, 1j., Editor of The Ohio State journal, Columbus, Ohio ; the Hon. R. If. Graham, Moline, III. ; the Hon. Thomas J. Chase, Monti cello, Pla.; the Hon. Joseph Benedict, Utica, N. Y. ; Wm. Bristol, Esq., Ctica, N. Y. ; A. S. Pond, Esq., Utica, X. Y. ; James Plunkett, Esq., XaahTiUe, Tenu. LIST OF SPECIFIC REMEDIES. No. I. Par Fever, Congestion, and Inflammation. No. 'i. For Worm Fever, Worm Colic, Wetting the Bed. No. S. For Colic, Crying, Teething, and Wakefulness of Infanta. No. 4. For Diarrhea, Cholera Infantum, and Summer Complaints. So. For Colic, Griiriirs, Dysentery, or Bloody Flux. No. 6. Fur C!u!--Ta. Cholera Morbus, Vomit'.njr. No. 7. Fnr CojtIib, Cul 1 InQ'ienza, an 1 Sore Tliroat. Nj. S. Fr T )o:c.-ai-he, Fve-ajhe, nnd NruraV'ia. No. 9. For lluaia.c'.ie, Vertigo, llet and Fullneas of th UfaJ. No. 10. Dvsrsrs: Pn.i For Weak and Deranged St-nnai-h, Constipation, and Liver Complaint. No. 11. Fox F2.41LE lukiiucucrnss, Scanty, Talnful, cr Siippreed Periods. No. 12. For lA-'uoorrl.ea, Trofue Mnses, and Bearing D" n of Femalc-s. No. lo. For Croup, Hoarse Cux'i. Bal Breathinp. No. II. Salt Rkecu l'll.tj For Erysipelas, Erujtions, Pimples on the Face. No. 15. RtiEt MATic Pius. For Phiq, Lameness, or Sore ness In the Chest, Bck, Loin?, or Liuib. A. For Fever and Ague, Chill Fever, Dumb Ajue, Old M'rcana:;i Airw. R Vr.r Pil-v Blind or B'crlii!?. Internal or External. O. For Sorr, Weak, .r Indaiuei Eyes awl Eyelids; Fail icj. Weak, or Blurred ii-L, lVr Catarrh, of lon.r 3ii!ili;.; tr rec?T:t, till.e. ubt.'u:tion or pr'.fuso :is.harf-e. alili C. i-r V;i...i.in5 CVuyi, abatll.g its vicleiue a.: l 6horteii;c lis course. Ia all acute diaeucs, such as Fevers, Inf!sB!iT-.a.t!onj, Piarrl ca, Oyfccj.tery, Croup, Ithfurcalism, and uch erup tive ciaexits as Scrl.-t Fever, .Measles, and Ery:pela, tl.e Jva:,Wfc of jriviujr the proper reoiedies prouiJly is ob vious, a.:il in ail s.ioh eKes the speciacs act like a charm. The entire dUeae is often ar re-ted at once, aud in all case ti.e vii,le;tce oi the attack is moderated, tl.e disease s'.ort eueJ, and rendered less dangerous. C'uuhs and Col Js, which are of such frequent occurrence, and wr.U-h so often lay the foundation of diseased Iun, -bronchitis and consumption, msy sll be it once cured by tlie fever aud Cuuh I'i.la. In til chroi.ic dUejics, su'-h aj Rvif!!, Wak Sromach, Couitif.ttUou, LiTer Complaints. Pilei", Ftniale Debility, and Irre'ilariLits, tld Headaches, S..re or Weak Eyes, Catarrh, Sit Kiieaai, and otrier old eruptions, the ttr Uax s;itclts whese proper application tll afford a cure in almost every Instance. Often the cure of a single chronic dl:'ucui:y, s ch as li.ts:psia. Piles or C.itirrh, lieaitache or Penttile'Wcak lies, i.iii ai jTK ll.au jiald for tl.e case tea times over. PitlCE. Cie cr i i vt..T cotnpt-te, l.i corocco, anJ E-m.Ic 55 Case ef 2-) vt!!, a:i.l Book, iaiu 4 Cse cf l.r numbered boxes, and Book. ti Cnse of 6 boxes, Kaii.bered, ao.l Book 1 t-ingle uutiibered boxes, with directions i cents. SiCL-ie leuered b'jxes. with directions. eeuw. Large casj of 2 at. viais, for ?!atiters anJ ph; slc;i f-o also srrcirics. Foa Asthma or Phthisx. Oppreved, Difficult, I.Hh-.rr,i lireatidne, attended witli Couch and Expectoration. Price, W cents per box. Fob V-ak Dm aitr.ts sd Dsirsss. D:scharp from the Ear, tl.e result cf Scarlet Frver, Measles, or Mercurials. For NoNrs in the Head, Hardness of Iie:xhifr, and Rin!ii; la the Ears, and Ex r ache. Price, tt) cents per b'-x. F a Scaorct.. E:.lar,r.-I tiltnds, EtdarL-el r.:id indurat ed Tonsil, Sweiiiucs and Old I :lcers, Scrofulous Cacl.esy of Children. Price. Jc) cents per b;x. For Ccsxkai. Dl-hii.itt. Piiysical or Nervous Weakne. Either the result of Sickness, Excessive Medication, or Ex-ln:;-tii;K- Dlscliarcta. Price, 50 cents per box. For Dkopwt. Fluid Acrumu!.a:iot;s, Tuu.id Saellit.gs, aitli Scanty fcci'etiutis. Pi i'-e, ii cet is per box. For &EA-SiCk!.r.iS. Deati-.ly Sickness, Vertijro, Names, Vomiting. Sickness from ridin; or mouots. Price, In cenu per box. For L'RtyARV Dikasc For Gravel, Renal Calculi. Diffi cult. Paii.ful L'.-ination, Diseases cf the Kidneys. Price, A cents per box. Fur S.fcfSAt. Empsioss. Inv.luntary Diwharpes and Consequent Prt.tration and Debility, Bad Results of Evil Habits. Tlie most successful and eilicient remedy known, and mav be relied upon as a cure. Price, iUi full direc tions, 1 1 per box. Persons ho wish to place t!:em-rlves under the profes sional care, or to ek advice of Prof. HcuruRuvs, can do, so, at his ofEce lA-i Broadnay, o'ai'y frm b A.M. to S P.M. cr by IcU:. OCR REMEDIES BY MAIL. Look over the lit ; make up a caie of what kind yen choose, ani Inclose the amount in a current note or stamps by mail to our addrra, at No. f2 Broaday, New-York, and the medicine a ill be duly returned by mail or express, free of charpe. AGENTS WANTED. Wedesire an active, efficiet.t Airent for the sale of our Remedies in every town or community ku tie United States. Address Dr. F. HCMPHREVS k Co. No. So2 BnoiDr, Ncw-Yuaf. For sale in Elx-naburg, by E. J. MILLS, ilay 2, 16G0.-ly. KAHH00D, How Lost. How Restored. Just Puhlished, in a Scaled Envelope, A hectare on the Nature, Treatment ,2 Radical Cure of Spermatorrhoea, or Seminal Wctikiieis, Sexual Debility, Nervousness and Involuntary Emis-ions producing Im potency, Consumption and Mental and Physical Debility. BY ROB. J. CCLVEUWliLL. M. D., The important fact that the awful consequences of t-e'f-abuse maj be eQectually reuiovel without internal Medicines or the dangerous applications of caustics, instruments, medicated bougies, and other empirical devises, is here clearly demonstra ted. and the entirely new and highly bccesful treatment, as adopted by the celebrated author fully explained, by means of which every one is enabled to cure himself perfectly, and at the least possible cost, thereby avoiding all the advertised nostrums of the day. This Lecture will prove a boon to thousands and thousands - Sent under seal t3 any address, pout paid, on the receipt of two postage stamps, by addressing Dr. C1L J. C. KLINE, M. D., 480 First Avenue. New York, Post Vox 4586. July 25, 1860. April 11, lSCO.-ly. JOHN U. ALLEN &- CO., NOS. 2 4 Chestnut Street, (south side, Ulow Water,) PHILADELPHIA. (The Oldest Wood-wake Uocse, in the CiTi .) Mi:ufacturers and Wholesale dealers in Talent Machine made BROOMS, Patent Grooved CEDAR-WARE, warranted not to shrink, AVOOD & WILLOW WARE, CORDS, BRUSHES, &c, of all descrip tions. Please call and examine our stock. March 4, 1857. ly. III LA DELPHI A Wood MOULDING MILL Willow street, above Twelfth, north side Mouldings suitable for Carpenters, Builder., Cab. inet and. Frame Makers, always on hand. - Any Pattern worked from a drawing. Agents wanted in the various Towns in his portion of the State, to whom opportunities will be offered for large profits to themselves. SILAS E. WEIR. -. - February 17, I853:tf:. . - . . . C D. MinRAV, " V. Attorney at Law, Ebenibnr;, Pa. , 0F7ICE OPPOSITE CRAWFOED'S HOTEL. Jmarl7,1868 5fulIKl1reus, EUE8 ? ; r a A A SUPERtATTt TONIC, DIURETIC, 4, LHVlRATlKa CORDIAL . TO TJIE CITIZENS OFXEfERSErAyTjr - . -rExssrL VAXIA,-'-Apothecaries, Drcggists, Grocers and Pri vate Families. Wolfe's Pure Cognae Brandy. Wolfe's Pure 31 aderla. Sherry Si. Port Wine. Wolfe's Pure Jamaica and St. Croix Rom. Wolfe's Pure Seolcli and Irl.H Whiskey. ALL IN BOTTLES. I beg leave to call the attention of the citizens of the United States to the above Wines and Li quors, imported by Udolpho Wolfe, of New York, whose name is familiar iu every part of thiscoun trv for the puritv of his celebrated Schiedam , Schnapps. Mr. Wolfe, in his letter me, speaking I uf the purity of his Wines and Liquors, says: "I ! will stake my reputation as a man, my standing J as a meiciiant oi thirty years' resiueiice in mc City of New Yoric, that all the Brandy and Wines which I bottle arc pure as imported, and of the best niiulitv, and can be relied upon I -y . .". ., .... l j every purchaser. nvery ootiie nas me pro I vrietor's name on the wax, aud a fac simile of his signature tin tha certificate. The public are re.-pectfully invited to call and examine for them selves. For sale at Retail by all the Apotheca ries and Grocers in Philadelphia. George II. Ashtox. No. 822 Market st., Plata. Sole Ajent for RhiladJjJiia. Read the following from the New York Courier. Enormous Lusincss for one Xcw York Jcr cliant. We are happy to inform our fellow-citizens that there is oi.e place in our city where the phytician, apothecary, and country merchant, can go and purchase purs Wines aud Liquors, as oure as imported, and of the best quality. We do not intend to give an elaborate description of this mcrchaut s extensive business, althousli it will repay any stranger or citizen to visit Udol pho Wolfe's extensive warehouse, Nos. 18, 20 and 22, Beaver street, and Nos. 17, ID and 21, Marketfie'd street. His stock of S-.-huapps on hand ready for shipment could not have been less than thirty thousand cases; the Brandy, sonic ten thousand cases Vintages of 1820 to 1S5G; and ten thousand cases of Madeira, Sh rry and Port Wine, Scotch and Irish Whisky, Jamaica and St. Croix Rum, sme very old and equal to ar.y in this country. lie also had three large cellars, filled with Brandy, Wir.e, &c, iii casks, umier Cnstom-IIotwe key, ready for bottling. Mr. Woir'e'c L.iles of Schnapps hist year amtUntel to one Luudf eJ and tighty ihousaud dozen, and we J lrpe in less tlian two years he may be equally i si:ccts.-,ft:l with his Brandies and V.'ines. His business merits the patronage of every lover of Lis species. Private families who wish pure Wines and Liquors for m lioal usa should seatl their orders direct to Mr. Wolfe, until every Apothecary in the land make up their minds to discard the poisonous stuff from their shelves, and replace it with Wolfe's pure Wines and Liquors. We under tand Mr. Wolfe, for the accommo dation of small dealers in the country, puts up assorted cases of Wines and Liquors. Such a man, and such a merchant, should be sustained atrairrt his tons of thousands cf opponents in the United Statis, who sell nothing but imitations, ruinous alike to humau health an i happiness. . September 12, ISOO.-Cm. HEW GOODS FOR SPRING &, SUMMER. Just received, and for sale at reduced prices, a full supply of Staple aud Fancy Goods, consist ing of Cloths, Cassimeres, Sattinetts, Jeans, Tweeds, and a large variety of other summer wear for men and boys. 200 pieces of Prints, Ginghams, Lawns and ether Fancy Dress Goods Brown and Bleached Muslins, Checks and Fancy Shirtings, Flannels. Stella. Cashmere, and Merino Shawls, Hoisery. Gloves, Notions, MADE- UP CLOTHING, II A TS AND CAPS, ROOTS AND SHOES, All Wool Carpetings, Hemp and Cotton do. at from 13 to 28 cents per yard, Floor Oil Cloths, QUEENSWARE STONE AND EARTHEN WARE, GROCERIES DRUGS & MEDICINES, HARDWARE AND CUTLETY, Linseed and Whale Oils, Window Glass, Paints, Varnish and Turpentine. Fish, Salt, Flour, Iron, Nails and Steel, Manil li and Hemp Ropes, of different sizes. Cotton Yarns, Carpet Chains, &c, ivc, all of which will be sold at the very lowest prices. E. HUGHES. Ebensburg, May 9, 18G0.-tf. LADIES' CHOICE ! FRIDLEY 8l CORNMAN'S SELF-SEALING AND SELF-TESTING, AIR TIGHT, PREMIUM FRUIT JARS 5 CANS! These Jars and Cans being perfectly simple in their arrangement and requiring no cement in f.r.ler to make them air-tight, any one of ordinary iudf-ment can hermetically seal them by simply screwing the cap aown tigniiy aner mo umt naa been put in hot. Besides their simplicity and ease of adjustment and the impossibility of stoppers blowing out, ic., the greatest advantage is that you can at any time see the condition of your fruit by sim ply looking at the top of. the cover. If the gum gasget is concavs the fruit is good; if convex it is going to spoil, but will always show itself in time to bo saved. The absence of this test has e-er been a matter of anxiety, and frequently of serious loss to those putting up Fruit or Vegetables. These are advantages which no other Fruit Jars or Cans in this market possess. Manufactured and sold wholesale and retail by the subscriber, owuer of the right of Somerset and Cambria counties. 1 Quart Can3, 52.25 per. dozen. 2 ..- 2,75 - - " 4 " - 4,00; " A liberal discount made to those purchasing six dozen or more at one time. Address your orders to " F. W. HAY, Ji ' '- Johnstown, Cambria Co., Pa. ! JohnstownJuly 18, 1860.-34-tf. T& JOB WORK of all kind dont at this office. ?3o MISCELLANEOUS. Artetuus Ward Sees the I'rince. Artemus Ward has been to see the Prioce of Wales, iu Canada, and in the Cleveland Plaindealer furniihes Lis adventures as fol lows: At last I'7e bed an interview with the Prince, though it putty nigh cost me my val erable life. I cawt a glimse of him as Le eat of Pizarro of tha hotel in Saxnia, & el bowed myself through a crowd of wioiin, children, sojera aud iajinsthat was bangiug round the tavern. I was drawiu near the lVinct.w,hen red fased man in MUlingtery close grabt holt of me and asked me where I was goin ail so bold? -To see Albert Edard the Priuceof Wales," sez I; "who be you'i" He sed be was Kurnal of the Seventy Fust regiment, Her Majestjs troops I honed the Sev.nt v (lnst,r, r ; o,,I a ivm uiui hUh n,l -,.a i,. . . i holed of me arin nnd L u a ton, nf :,,.!:. . . . ' . 6 nint cirprise 'Wuat? Impossible! It tannot be! Blarst uiy hize, sir, did I nnderstan you to say that you was actooly goiu into the pres ents of his Royal IniseY'' "That's what's the mutter with me." I re plied. "Udt blarst my hize, sir, its onpresented. It's orful. sir. Nothiug like it baint happen ed biuce the Gun Powder Plot of Gay Porks. Owdahus man, who air you" Sir,"scz I, drawiu myself up, & puttiu' on a deSaut air, "1'iiie a Ainerycau sitcrseu My name ia Ward. I'm a Lusbacd and the father of twins, which I'm happy to state they look like me. By perfession, I'm a J and lastly the South-West. The States ta exhibitor of wax works sich." km together have a density of about sixteen Good God!" yelled the kurnal. "the idee J to the tquaro mile. With the ucusitj of of a exhibitor of wax works goiu into pres- j SweeJeu aud Norway, which are the least cuts of Uovalitv! The British Liou may well I populous of auy European States tb-i United roar with rage at the thawt.' Sez 1, "Spoakcn of the British LioD, kur ncl Pdo like to make a bargin with you fur that beast fur a few weeks to add to my show." I diuu't metn uothiu' by this. I was only gittio orf a goak, but you orter Lev seen the old Kurntljump up and howl, lie actooally foamed at the mouth. "This cau't be real," he showtid No, ; not no. It s a horrid ureaui. cir, you are a human beiu" you Lev uo existence yure a xnythP Wall," sez I, 'oil boss, yule fiud me a icthcr uukomfortalle Myth et you punch my mart's iu that way agaiu " I begui to git a little riled for wheu be called me a Myth he punched me pooty hard. The Kuriiel now commeuct shoWtia for the Seveuty Onsters I at first thawt Ide stay & become a Mar ter to British Outrage, as sish a course might git my name up aay name up and be a good auveitlsemeut to my Show, tut it occurred to nie that ef any of the Seventy Ousters should happen to insert a baronet into my stummick it might be onplcasant, & I wa3 ou the piut of ruunia orf when the Prince Iiisseil Kuin up and axea wuat tae mauer was M . , ft , . . 1 .. I sez 1, "Albert Jvlaril is taa: you; smi!t & sed it was. Sez I, "Albert &, be EJard, bears my card. I cum to pay rr.y resr.ec"s ; to the futur King of Lngland aue rvuruei r .i . e ... i i. ...... i" .. oi me oevemy ou;.tu ut-i au per taters, but or course you naiat to oiauie lur that, lie puts ou as many airs as icougu be was the Bully Boy with the glass eye." I "Never mind." 6ez Albert Llwaro, "line glad to sec yu. Mister Ward, at all events," & he tuk my band 60 pleasant like & larfed so sweet that I fell iu love with him at onct. He handed me a scgar, aud we sot down' and coinmenst smokiog right cheerful. " Well," sez I. "Albert Edard, Low's the folks!" "Her Majesty and the Prince are well," he said "Duz the old roan take bis Lager Beer regular?" I inquired. The Prioce larfed and intermated that the old man dido't let many kegs of that bever age spib; in the cellar in the course of a yere. We sot there and tawked for sum time about matters and things, &. bitneby I axed him how he liked beiu' a prince as fur as heed got. "To speak plain, Mr. Ward," be sed, . "I don't much like it . I'm sick of all this bowin, and ecrapin and crawlia' and hurrying' over a boy like me. I would rather go threw the country and enjoy myself ic my own way, with the other boy, and not made a show of to be garbed at by everybody. When the peple cheer me I feel pleased, furl know they meeti it, but if these one boss officials cood know bow I see threw all their moves and ouderstand exactly what they air after, and knowd how I larfed at them in private, thayi stop kissia my hand aud fawnia over me as they do now. But you kuow Mr. Ward, I cau't help beiu' a a Prince, and I must do all I kin to fit myself for the persishua I uiiLst someday occupy." "That's troo," i?cz I. "sickness and the doctors will carry the Queen orf one of these days, Bure's yer barn." Tbe time beven arove for rne to take my departer I rose up aud sed: "Albert Edard, I must go, but previs to doiu so, i win ob sarve that you suit me. Yure a good feller. Albert Edard, and though 1 m agio Princes as a gioeral thin;, I musttay I like the cut of your Gib. When yoa git to be King try to be as good a mau ls your mother has beeu. Be just and be Jcuerus, espeshully to show men, who Lev allers been aboozed sins the dase of Noan, who was the lust man to go into the Menergy business, and ef the the daily papors of his time to be bleeved, Noah's collekshuu of living wild beef ts bect enny thiog ever seen since, tho I make bold to dowt ef bis snakes .were ahead of mice Albert Edard, adoo!'! 1 tuV bis hand, which he shook warmly, & given bim .a perpetooal free pass to my nhow, & also , papers to. take home for thb Queen & old Albert, I put on my bat & walkt away. Mexican Xtuv-TJupald Lttens. 'AiUlNGTON. October S. The Picayune conception was not restored and damages paid of Friday gives a verbal report that Captain J ccn.-ic) .News indulges in the following ba Jarvis passed a note to the Spanish Cottirao- j -linage of the Republic accounts of their dore, ia which be not only condemned his j meeting. He gives a statemen? cf the Lin threat to bombard Vera Cruz in case Maria ! coin roeellug tbut: but declared that he would consider the first j n,i!es Ion who will vote this year for Lin I shot fired upon Ciuz as a shot upon t ha Amer i coin. Lift yerr tbej voted for Dtuglai-! ican squadron. In consequence of this note further action in the matter was t-uspendei. Three Spanish vessels of war returned to Ha- vans. The Postmaster General Jo-day issued an order of which the following is a copy: Whereas, by an act third. March, ISoo, the postage upon all letters, except such as are entitled to pass free between places ia the United States, is required to be prepaid, and whereas, the department through courtesy has hitherto, at considerable later and ex pense, uotifii-d the parties addressed in all in- . - , . . - .. r l . ! wico toe writers lauea 10 pay. -Lat their letters would bo forwarded on re-where- i 'P1 cf lLe I'tage due thereon, aad as, iDattau oi Uiu.1 iisiiiag, the number ot J such letters continues to increase, thus show- ing the omission to prepay is intentional. It is there-fire ordered, tba; from and after the 1st day of November, 1SG0, all such unpaid letters will be sent to the deal letter eSce, Co bo disposed of iu a like maGLcr as other dead letters. Density or Population In the tnl- teJ States. Some of the facts disclosed by the census are tliat noo tla.eilOlOlD Mates are twice as The ofTi- din.-e as the slave-holding States. i die Sta'.os are the densest; next to New j laud; then the North-West; then the Eog outh; S'ates would have foity-five millions of in habitants, with thr deOMtv of llus-ia ever eiirhtv ujillious; with that of Stain two buu-mil-ruil-Ary dred millions; of r r jqcu five lion.-: of Britain six hundred hundred aud sixty l;or:s; of Belgium eleven LuaJici &tid millions. In population the United States is probably j exc-joded only by four of j crs, namely lLus.-ia. Ausl f .X 1 II ' i iuc jaiuinrau a on- nn r r.-iric flirt urnisa iuipirs ia rurope. Li. is uea..y or quite twice as populous as Prussia, Spuia or . - 1 . . 1 i t. r t r - T. r . .J. , i ursey, ana is eq'iai luiue aggrt-gtiu latiuu i f twenty-four cut of thirty-seven Siat-.s cf Eur p?. Two Sisters Turned I'oisoiiers. Two negro girls, sisters, lifing in the fam a" ilies of 11 P. Officer aud W. C. Iluey. at Spririgfifld. Illinois, ft-riuerly of Washiogtoa, Pa-, have- been arrested for poisoning their retDeeiive einployeis. One of them bought j arsenic, which the put into the coSce prepa ! red for breakfast, au l the other scraped quick : silver oif tl.e back of a looking glass aud '' mixed it with some fried potatoes. The per I sons who t artook of the poisoned food were i . - . . i,.t1 , ,v ,n,,,i vrt quite siCi, cood res sou can be assigned for the conduct of the girls Meanwhile there are various .... 1 1' i fr.i-tri. iini tor I nir UtA cuhuictiiig rumors as to the motives which ' -u" ------- "v""- . --J ""J , were lnduce,i iato the bji-,.f tLat tuey were . t and that this was the most effectual way to secure their freedom, by terminating the existence of those who held them in sla very. Oihers, that a young negro man was attached to the girl iu the service of Mr. Officer, and Laving been refused access to the bouse, advised her to poison tbe fam ily as the most effectual means of removing an obstacle to bis fond project. Exchange. Outward Btxiuty. I cannot understand, says Frederick Bremer, the importance which some people se t upon outward beauty or plain ness. I am of opiuion that all true educa tion, such at least as has a religious founda tion, must iufuse a noble calm, a wholesome coldnesss, au iadiffermce, or whatever people may call it, toward such-like outward gifts, or the want of them. An i who has not ex perienced of how little consequence they are. in fact, for the weal and wo of life? Who has not experienced how, on nearer acquain tance, plainness becomes beautiful, and beau ty looses its charm, exactly according to the quality of the heart and mind? And from this cause I am also of the opinion that out ward beauty never disquiets a noble nature, or will be regard as- a misfortune. It never can prevent people from being amiable and beloved iu the bigLcst degree, and we have daily proof of this. Funny mistake. A well known Divine and Philanthropist was walking recently iu a crow ded street in London at night, iu order to distribute tracts to promising subjects. A woman was walking up aud down and be ac costed her. lie poluted out to her icq error of her ways and implored her to reform, and tendered her a tract with fervent entreaties to go home and read it. The girl stared at bim for a moment or two ia sheer bewilder ment; at last it dawned on ber what be meant, and for what be took her, and, looking up with simple amusement in his face, the ex claimed: "Lord, bless you, sir, I aTu't a social evil; I am waiting lur the omnibus." 5? By a careful cxaminatien of the geog raphy of the world, it has been ascertained that the great artesian bore at Columbus, Ohio, will on passing through to the opp site side of tbe globe come out exactly fiftceD miles from the great China wall oo tbe China sUe. aod an i about 250 miles Pek iu. This ii a discovery of. importance, and must vastly eneouragb the citizens of Columbus If they do not succeed in obtaining water, they iutend we are told, to pus a telegraph wire through, so as to bring Columbus in di rect communicaja with the Celestial Empire. Good liurlruxur. A corvporJdcnt of tlie Mil waukie. (Wii- -'The procession vbicb was over a tbonsani j Upwards of twenty millions of people are now I in the garden listening to the talking. Nine J hundred guas were fired for Lincoln, and I they intended to fire another one next week! j Ilandall is Fpwkiugio tea different language, j while Washburn is taking it all down back- Land! Booth is tilling the particulars of bis j re ..?, sod L-nccln is adding up the nambe-r j of rails Le ppbi! De'egatious from the country are coming in: Uae delegation troci Uangor Lad a polt in a wan on t-cren hundred feet high on which was a likrni s-s of OU Abe," embroidert-d in eLecpt-kia. Over nineteen thousand voters came iu fiom Bangor, drawn by twenty wagons attached to each horse. Fifty bands ; arc iu hiteii'iutiee trout each town, ana from I Neshonoe. there are sixty mothers with cbil j drtn to the bosom each one crying for Old Abe. Uver lour thousand tow are now repn bviited, and two more towes will be iu to morn w, if the weatLir don't rain! The procts?io:i commenced uicvicg last week, and the tail of it has just pa.' sed the Southwest corner of the Augusta House. It will Le 1 around by potato time! Ooe wagm Las w p.atlorni on it three quarters of a mile with a ril erect ia the front cud, asd.jl!ow d g coucbant in the rear." Inltlatlon or u Ulde-Awakr. All who enter the B!ack Republican WiJe Awake Club-, is is f-aid. Lave to pass tLrough a ceruiu initiatory service, and Le submitted, to be fallowing catechism: Q. Do you believe ic a sup rttre political being? A I do; the almigLty nigger. Q. What are the cbitf object if the AVid Awake Society? A. To uistuib Decuoeratto mcctltgs, an i to furiiish con Juotors for the uadergroumi railroad. Q WLat is your opinirn cn the great questions of the da j? A. I believe Abraham Licicola was born, (Lat be built a fiat boat I 1 I -. .1 - au'J st-iii i:.ive Litmivu rii.A. i I O II i vrii .rirV- gei? A. I am ras- -4. j v i . . l r t -r .i , - - ; tiuuH.eiy lona oi me commcUity. J Q. If you are aarKitttfi as ameml-er of this . : . . - . , . ; ot.-.;e: v. uo you premise to iove tLe Cigger. j to cherish Lim as you woul J a brother, and i cleave unto bitu ttiroah evil s well aa arood report, and ha:e the De:nocrats as long as life lasts ani water runs?' A. A!I tils I prcciaa i t? i-erform. so LeiD ilc Abraham The caudiJate is then i a vested with a ran j and cape, somebody giv?s Lim a slap on the j Eije cf tL8 Lead, and tells Lim to be a TViie- Awake! Scrxr ix a Boston Cocrt. As tbe jury were being sworn, Tuesday morning, in ibo Superior Ccurt. before Julge Allen, one of the jurors elect said to the Cleik that be should like to address the Court, and procee ded as follows: "May it please your Honor, I have conscientious scrup'es against taking theoaih." The geLtb-manly clerk assured bim that be need not take the oath, and re quested the other jurors to sit, and then asked him to raise Lis right Laud. The scrupulous juror obj-.cted to this, as it might appear too much in form like taking the oath. He bow ever raised his ricbt Land, on the assuranca that it would do bim no barm. Tbe Clerk proceeded, in Lis usual sonorous voice, "You eolimnly aver." when Le was interrupted by theJudge; who quietly asked tbe aforesaid . juror, "WLat are your objections to taking the oath. Mr. A ' addressing Lim I y name. Simply this, your Honor," replied Mr. A , "1 do net think the cause of Christ requires me to take any form of oath whatever." The "Bar" at this moment wero unusually quiet, evidently anticipating some thing. The J udge for a moment faened Lis eye upoa the juror, as if he would read tha very depths of his soul, and said, in the same quiet but uecidtd tone. "Mr. A , may b dismissed from the jury." TLe you - ... - - au- aience was relieved, as may be supposed, and Mr. A found bis hat aad himself out of the Court rcom mstanter. ASerious Revolt in a Pennitcntiary. About forty cf the prisoners ia the penitentiary at Jacsson, Miss , recently rubbed from tbe weaving room, armed with brick-bat?, loom weights. d-c . with a view to kucckinr? tbe guard from the wall, who nai charge of the nvaim tuiuutt in iuc jrisou yard. ii immeJiauly opened a 5re upon theu, in the midst of tbe missiles which without avail they directed at bim. Almost at the same instant they were fired upon by two other guards fiom difiVrent quarters. Nine shots were discharged, killing one man and woun ding six out of the tea who reached the gate, and were attemrticg to force it. None es caped. The name of tha man who was kil led is Gorge Dix, a daring and resolute bur glar, llobert Armstroug, one of tbe guard was slightly iujured. A Forcible Illvstration. A friena re lates a pretty good Lit which a Teutonic citi zen inadvertantly made the olhir day, in giv ing bis reasons for votirg the Hepublicaa ticket: "I tinks I leaves the Dimmicrats lo3r tiaie ago. but every year uey pulls de wool ober miue ej-es, and so I goci luit dem agio; but dis time dey puils h so tarn fr d-U 1 tte right oUr de top! Dat i.h vy I votes do Hepubli caa ticket." I don't cxre sj much about the bugs," ' 6&id Mr. Worley to the bead of a genteel private boariig bouse iu which be dwells: "but the ficL.is, Madam, I haven't gut th Vood totjarc; yoa eec that yourself." 1 n C 3 C O
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