MI =MI J. M. WEAKLEY.I J M. WALLACE. CARDS. ADDISON HUTTON, ARCHITECT, 532 Walnut Street, Philadelphia, Pre PLANS, DESIGNS, PERSPECTIVE VIEWS. SPECIFICATIONS, AND - MORNING DRAWINGS, For Cottages, Form Houses, Villas, Court Houses, Halls, Churches, School lioures. 'FRENCH ROM. 27Janittly W. A. ATWOOD. ISAAC W. RANCH, ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., COI6IIBSION MERCIIANTS Wholesale dealer; In nII kinds of PICKLED AND SAI,T PIER NO. 210 North WhnINCS,r Alum, Race street, rni LADELrIIIA CHAPMAN MAKES FINE PHOTOORAPIIS dG 21. West Main Streq, NEFF'S BUILDING Gjall7oBru DENTISTRY 1 DR. J. n. ZINN, No. 68 East .M tin street,, (u few doors east of Onnther's Mach' e Hi TO . Carlisle, Penn' a, Will put In" tooth from $ 0 to 4'1.0 per net, on the C. 9 may reclaim All work wurruund. 1010371.1 D R. GEORGE SEARIGHT, DENTLiT, From tie 1101.1mor0 College pf Dental Surgery. Wiles at the residence of his mother, East Loather street, three doom below Redford. eloseGO DR. J S. BENDER, 110MUMPATIIIC PHYSICIAN: Mee In the mum formerly ocempled by Col. Joh■ Lee. E. L. S J IT u rt g,PE O C1 5'T111: PEACE uflicie, No. 3 Irviuu, Now. FE. BELTZITOOVER, . • ATTORNEY AT LAW.. Ofiler in Sldh_llanover groet, Benres dry 'Neal goods .dore. M= J OSEPII WALTON k CO., Cabinet Makers; co. 413 WALNUT ST., PrIILADELPITIA Our rot hWl.Lmru t to one of 'tlku ulkloot,ll,l`llllnitel plklarattl.t-fatou inn ftv pprin t, renu4No art c foe tlltlra w. prrikarkol to good work at rekvorwthic manfirnetnre fine turi•nre, and nIF•1 med lIM pri. 4411 furnit Lint of superior (1111ditV. A large sleek of finnitoure ehNnym on hunt. Conde. nnnle t•• wiler Confitero, Detik NVork. and • Mee Furnlinre. for Ilanke, • Al,l and fitor.,ntele to enter. A.. WALTON, J. W. 1.11.1 , 1NM1T Jo: , •C. 5 , 0 0 T. 10M 170.1 y W. NEIDICH D. D. S., - . G• . D ENLIST. Late Deninnstrathr of Operative liiiiitii , try 01 lla• r.. - timore College 01' Dental Surgery.. 01110 a at his resi. ilezioe, °primate Marion Hall, We.t liiiiin street, Car- UNIO, Ye. m • 104039 , . 0,1. WH111131.04. =ZEE= I= HOLD, WHITEMAN & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN MANUFACTURED TOBACCO, N. E. Cor. Third and . Market streetH, • 1 .-ruiLA:nliz,rmA. C. P. 111.1kUICIL WM.' B. 'PARK CIL UUMRICII & PARKER, " , . ATTORNEYS AT LAW. (Vico O Mein sheet, In },laritaillall, Cnrlisl,. Insellg - Fr UTTON St McCONNELL, U - I ITUIt Y, W A It 11 It 6 0 NC No. 809 31arket. Street, North .11.1 u, =I Parlor, Dining Room, and Chamber PURNITURE, the Weed etud bed nl3lloh,ehtte. FEATILER BEDS AND NATTIq.: SOS. ELM ISAAC K. STA 1510FElt W A . 1 (ii/:.S and E I? I', No. .98 rultTu S ECON I) STREET cnr r of Quarry, Philadelphia. 11.01 11111.1 t 11 . 1 . Welched; °Jewelry. 911,er and Plated IVoretopelookly.-yp haul .12Z-Ttepalrlng of Watches and Jewelry promptly ettmuled.to. . Mont to 13- JOHN CORNMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Olin in l o I a; nitnrh , l hi tho Franklin Hotel. op lit.olte the Caurt Moue. TOSEPH RITNER, ATTIDLNEY AT LAW AND SURVEYOR, Itleelatnicsborg, o nn Railroad street, two dnopt north of the Jinni, ltualnene promptly :mewled to. lr" R. MILLER, eir • ArrouNEY AT LA 11", 01Ile°, No. 10 south linnovor xtrrot, opposito Coyle . ta Nt.V. 100eit9 M. . 0. HERMAN, A'rl'OßN EY AT LAW Car Holt.. IN. No. -Itheonio P SHAMBARGER, j_ • JU-TICE OF TOE PEACH, ' • Plainfield, Weutponusboro' townthip. Cumberland County, Petwea, All lantinettn, entruutod to hint will recuive prompt attimtlon. 790,00 pFEir, & co PRODUCE AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS, NO. 10 NORTH VV , TE:c KRIM, PHILADELPHIA, -PA Ilelt e [olio inolitn of 31I' k I of I:rothiro. , Philadelphia ReArenet..—N. C Maxalonian etiti. Preeldont of Ow Union Banking °tonally. Phil!, MiTura. Allen & Clliford;; and Zile,;fire. Ho, ry Blomn & Son. N. Hood lor Wenkl.r Prim (~ , rreni Irv° of chnr2o. EMS= ROBERT OWEN, si,ArE R . ;OVER, 4 , T) DEALER IN gLAFIt, ' LANCASTER, PA. All work gintranteo.l, hod will ,ecolve.proinnt at tontion. Ordrra left at 111.1 "Herald 01T1c0,.." will re aolvo prthupt attention. • Oat • 29, SrfIRK & BRO COMMISSION MERCHANTS, And wholesale dealers In Country Produre, • Can Mg:monis reapecOully solicited—Best refereuco given • Isto. 168 G Market qtreet, 10070 PHILADELPHIA SPANGLER' & WILSON, CARPENTBRN AND NTApt BUILDENS, Corner North and Pitt xtrtiote, • CAILLOLE, ,PA Boca Tr"E 'MARY INEFITTPTE, • CARLISLE, PF.N'N'A A Soordhig School for GIRLS Tho ninth annual ourolon will bruin a n . Wothirrds.; Hoptoullor lat. For choularr .r teethe, luformatlon AddlTeir Rev. W. C • ' ' Car.tale Pa aprIPZACEP-ly WEARLEY.: • W. V; NITEAKLEY & ,S4DLEI3, • ,-., , ATT01124V8, AT LAW. Moo, 22 South Itanoydi.streot, itoxt Cloud Will Uouto. . :10st60 • WILLIAM .iIOENNEDY, ' • • ATTORNEY AT LAW. Mee in Volunteer building, Oarlisio. - Ji SHEARE.R., • • . , V V •. ATTORNEY AT LAW.. Office In nortlibalt corn 9 of pm Court Alotisu; 'Mood° WEB. B. i?IRONS, ATTORNEY AND couNqmolt AT IeAW; Fifth street below Chestnut, dor. Librrry, ~.rntrapi.rxrch. ' .. . . ~, . • .•. • • . _ . . . . . - • .. . . . . e . .„_. _ __.,.,......• _ . . ..... _ . .. . . • _.•_ , . , , • , . . . . . . • - , . , . . _ _ _ . • . .. , _ .. , , • . • . . . ~ , .. " . _ • . • . ......, .....__._ ..._,... . ~ _ .._ • • . . .. .. . ... • • r . . , • • • .. .. . RAILROADS. pENN,,SYLVAITIA..RApROI.D. iVI N'TE -- Bight Trains (Daily) to and from Phila delphia and Pittsburg, and, Tivo Trains Daily-to and from Erio (Sundays excepted). • ON and after Monday, November:ls, 1869, r118:011P.I . Trains of. Oio Pennrylvania Railroad rum any will depart from liarrieburg and arrive at 1 9 i'ailelphla and rittelalrg no follower: • . 10—Philadelphia Express leaves • Harrisburg daily (except Monday)rd 2 10 . a. m., and arrives nt West Philadelphia at 5 30 a. m. - 6 20—Fast Lino leaves Harrisburg; daily (except Monday) at 6 2.1 a. m., and arrives at Went Philndeb phis at 0 40 a. in. Mall I rain leaves Altoona daily (except Sunday) at 9 00 p..m.. and arrives at Ilarrinl•org at 0 10 p..m. 12 10—Parillo Express leaven Ildraiburg daily (. xcept Sundny) at 12,10 p in., an 1 arrivegi at West Philadelphia at 4 25 p: m. 10 45—Cincinnati Expressleavos Harrisburg daily at 10 46 p m., and arrives at West _Philadelphin.at 10 n.o' . 260 ou'nern -Express leaves Ifarthlgurg. daily (except Monday) nt 2 50 p.m., nod an 'resat West phligidelplun at 7 00 p. ro. Harrisburg Accommodation leaven Altoona daily (Sunday excepted) at 7 31 a. al., and arrivol at liar risharg nt 1 65 p. an. 55—Ilarrisburg 'Accommodation leaven Harris burg at 8 55 p. m., and turfy a at Phi adelpitin nt 9 60 p rn. 8 o,i—Lsneaster Train, via Mount Joy, leaving Harrisburg daily (except :•anglay) at 8 05 a. m., and .arrives at West Philadelphia nt 12 65 p. M. • NS ESTWARD 4' 20 —trio Fait Line nsat, fur Rile, leaven Har risburg daily (except Sunday) at 4 2 p. m., arriving at Erbil at 10 a. 111. 12 10—Clneimiatl Expreali leaven Harrisburg, dally (except Sunday) at 12 10 a. nt., arrives at Altoona at 4 — 5O a.m.. and artiven at :Pitt/Mora at 010 a. tn. • 40—PIttaburn Expre/s' Isaias Thirrialittrg doily (e pxcet Sunday) nt 2 40 a. m., arrive , : t Altoona at 8 02 a. ni ~takes breakfast, and arrives at 'PittAborg at 1 30 p. m. 4 10—Pacific Express loaves Harrisburg dolly at 4 10. x. in.. arrives at Altoona nt 8 55 a. m „Lkes breakfunt and I trriven at Pittsburg at 150 p. m. ' Fast Lino leaves litirrlidnirg daily (except eunday) at 415 p. arrives nt Altoona at 805 p. na.,.takos suppar mid it, riven at i'lltat , nrg tit 1 42 n leaves Harrisburg (Lilly (except Sun day) nt 1 12 p me., arrives at Altoona .nt 7 2.5 p. in., tones out per arid arrives at PALO urg nt 1,30 a in. Way Pnisenger Train loaves Harrisburg daily (ex. r. to Monday) at 7 45 a. m., :wives at Alt, ono nt 2 20 P. tn., and at Pitt burg at 10 30 p, SAMUEL A. BLACK, Supt. Dlield le Div. I'dt nn. It. It tkrriNhurg r 30, 1600 READING RAIL RUA") EMI WINTER A RRA HMENT Monday, December- 27 1869 O 0 FIAT Tp.Osß LINF: PLO TUE North mod Noah IVest for Philnflelph a, New 'l'.rk. Rending. Pottsville, litannon, Astslettid, Shatnekih, Lebanon, Allontosa, Poston, r.pbrata. Mils, Lancaster, 10. toblivr-k . . ' . , . Train , . leave Ilarrlrlitirit for New York no titllowni at 5310 ".10 A. 11,12. 2111 on, and 2.051. u , connect: log with shollnr trout, on liononylvrmin doll Bond, nod arriving nt Now VOrte nt 12 15 m , Oll, 5.40. 0.50 and 10 00 P 11. rePpertiVely. Sleeping Cows ',wow prtuy the 535 A it. Ithli 12.23 noon trothe without 'change. Returning hence Now York at 9.00, Ald .12.80 noon. nll.l 5.00 P at, PLlllldeiplAn at 1115 A. N, tlitd 3.30 r u. sltiopitto itecentotay lhe 9,00 A. IL, Aof t 1.0.1 P. 11. Or 1100 how Noe York. nvlttdoct 00011(0. loot vit Jlartint, Irt.; o , r Rending; Putt/iv : Ole, Tattirt .,v 31Itters , Asltlond, Pi,. Oruro, A Itonion , . Anti Philadelpldri, at 8.10 A. If., 205 and 4.10, P. 31., nioppitto at lodarmon and - principal why ,talloiti - ; Otto 4.10 p ii train connectir g for Pidlodelpbta, Poi Inville. and Columbia only. For itIPI Auburn, via 5e...y . 18111n. 1 Sundt:Kid..on liaArond, Ism'. Morin laird nt 3 41 r: Way Pnotainger, Iralsolenvo Plilladolidtio tit 710 A. U., connecting whit ldwhnr train on 'Hart Penn sylvan'a livllrood, rot arming from Pending nt 0.85 I'. ii.,olopping nl ntl Station, Late. Pot tsv Ille at 5:40 and 0..0 A it., rod 245 P 51., lairuclort At 9 20 4. Y.. Flinntoklo at 5.40, and 10.- 40 n w.. Anhlnod nt 705 4. , and 12 30 norm, Ta maqua at v .cl. A AI.. nod 2220 . 0 14', fid I bllndelota and New Volk. lo.nre Itottsvilta vla Febuylkill an it Suettunhattua Hall RIM at ti 16 ♦. at fortlarrinburg, and 11.30 k u. for Me (trove auti Trent• ut. Rending !tern:mm.l,lth. Train Nev. Pottsville at 5.40 A 1t . pane, Iteadin. at 7:39 A. u., arriving . ta Philadelphia ut 10.20 A. 11. r,unit, leaves Plifladelphir at 4.4.0 P o,; Rea iine at 7.4 a P. Y, nrrir I. g at Potttvilla ut 0 39 P —Pultatua ettnut anal& t tutt_irritu.—tuaLt t town at 0.40 A it returning it, ves:lllndrlplln etl,lo 4 Ott, u. . , . Columbia li:ill Hoed Trains leave Beri.ileg et 7 11 e: - .- - erend o.te e le. for •li.phretai r- Lit is, mace gee Colombia. k.. . . . . Perk 1t... lInH 00011Trnin. itti've Pert , 'omen Junc tion et 0.00 A L. 100 nod 0.30 0. L. tett. 44 , 4 , o tl. 1135 nmin, 1,41 4,10 0. n., conizorduc w , itl, chnilno traine On Beading II:111 Colnheaoltdole Railroad trains lege° Pottstown at 9 40 A II . nll.l 0 20 P. u re•uri-Ing. hint•e Mt. 1' nut n , 7 i 0411 11 25 A. if.. conneeth g with iiitnilitr tenon on 1 trading Roil Road-. 110 Talloy - Rallriond 'mina leave Bridgeport at 8.30 a at. at, Doi and 3,02 P. U. returning, leave Downingtown at 0.30 A. it., 12.40 te—n, tied 5.'5 r. M., 49919,ti94; ‘‘lth tralon on 1 and „a Roil 1 owl. lin aundnys heave Non Vork at 5.00 P. In at 8.00..1. SI 1.10 P. at. (the ..00 A. a trek rani log only to lleallnit ) tenon Pot, villa at 0.00 A IC. Ilarrlaharg at 535 A. at , nod 4 DI P. at.. and Bending nt 7.15.'•. at nod 10 05 I. at. tier lint rlaliurg. at 7.23 A.. 31 . for Sea Vivra,an4 al 9 40 A a and -1.25 P at for Phlladelphln entnnintatlon, Mileage, :Jenson. 800301 aid Diet, Piton 'fleketa, to and from . ..all Ind./boat reineeil ratan Loo,poundi • , N 1 ,101.1.5. G.on V”P't F, I A. I),ialul or 27, INC 9. MEM AI MBERI 4 ANI) VALLEY It H t of nom s. 00 and !Mar 31001 lay, Novoluta, itth, 1569, Pas. 10.000, Trains win, ram daily., no folkwx, 18tu0.1ea 00,00 I= W EST WARD ! ACCOMMODATION TRAIN Dave?! Ilihrileiburg 0:110 A. u , MoChlllalreiburg 8:35, Carlinle 5:11, p .. , 1 , 1110 0:4.1, Shippentiburg 111:110.Chnuiliernburg 10:44 Green• moth; 41:16, wriving tit‘llitgutstown 11.45, A. Al MAIL TRAIN i 1.10,41 1:35, P u, ) 11) ., cLnuirwLnrg 2:1.7 Carliolti 2:4n, Ni,v111.2 3:15, 8111 p. pouilitirg 346 Clionbei :burg 4r-10, Oreeticamtle nrr 1. in. Illigeri4own 5:-5, r EXPRESS TRA,SI leases IlnrThilourg 4:15 P Mochioilniburs 4:47, Caribiles:l7, Novrville 5:50, Ship peniiburg6:l7, Ivin.4 nt I lionll g 6:45, ru. A 511)141 TRAIN boron eliaii.litirsburg 8:00 A II 01,41,m:3110 1 11:25 ! tirrlving 51. Ifitgerlitown 10:10, 0 Ir. QM g STW A D ! ACCO3INIONATION THAI % loaves C 1 1010 1 . , 0 1, 0 , 0 0 c 31, Shlpiooo.burg 6:00 N. wilily C:00 Curlbile 33, slechailleoburg 70 2 arriving' at 11010.10 burg SIIIO3 MAIL TRAIN 1-aver it WO ~town 12:0 Ort.rts• liaatlo 8:35, Chan.n.us:,artM:lo, ~Soll.ll,, u ntlaur,t 9:40, .',Ni441110 10:14, t lut:50; llV,Chanlcsinurg 11.24 arrivlngolt-Ilardnlurg 11:55, A. 31. EXPRESS TRAIN leaves Hagerstown 12:00 a, Greencastle 12:28. Chiundamilnirg 1:05. Shipper- sr mg I:3i,'Newvllla 2:ln. Carlisln 2:50., Mechanicsburg 3:tB, arrivlngint Jinni:4,lll . g 3:50, a: A MIXED TRAIN 'rayon u, 01...ntlyastle 4:12, arriving at Chaunberst•tur,l s:' rn. Making dos° rannections nt liar Inbuirg with 'trains to and from Phllatt.lphht, Now Turk, l'itt!burg Baltluir rotund Wnsluingt-u 0. • N. LULL, Supt Hull 6 0 oMcb, Nov. u, I'B6o 7111,10ELLANF;0U t % CHEAP COAL 1 CHEAP COAL!! The stiberriber Ix l reperod to deliver, by the enr load, to Hoe hornelx, sett ether en.•nonterts nio,e the lb.eortlau Cultaberbtud•Vaquy Itallrogl,tho colki• bnited ENE= LYKENS VALLEY , COAL AT TILN LOWE9T ItATN3 POIt C.,811 Thi c el In of nyery euri.e , ine"griellty. and will be furnished nt tutees *blob will defy ell competition. • The subscriber will deliver c• rit nt Carlisle; by the ter lead. timing the currant month, at the fe lowing viten, ber,t2n of 2,..00 lb.: . Nut tune • And In other point :f ion )bo will dottrel. It, “dding .9r 4lrpllllo of ..lllToronro, In fr , lultte. • ' , - - Thm nbovo tidos 111 lm .übject to the deo or full or pricen, en-,h, month, nt „tho nines."" • • • Pfileo—eor;uor'of Muhl and Pat Ornate. • , Igtleclll , 3m • ALECTURE iTp .YOUNG JUST PUELISIIEL IN A 811ALSD ENVELOPS Prleo, Six Cants A lecture op lho naturo, treatment, and radical cure of F,pormatorrtura, or &Initial Weakness, la. voluntary Emiessione, banal Da'ditty nod Impedl• moots to Man:lngo gensmily. Nervevuonoso. Con gumption, EpiJolley end Fits, Mental nod Dityolcal .Incopaclty, resulting trom bolt abolocitc., by 'Robert, J. Clairol sell, N. D., author or, the ' , Omen Book," Tito Wierld ' renowned author, - ip lecture, clearly proms train his own exporionco that iho ae ful,conscottenceo of self abuse maybe effect; natty r, moved without medicine, and without don gorotur surgical .operotlonei,,- hougle‘ inetrumente, rings, or coltilale. pointing out a roothear else at Once certain and effectual, by Wilk), every sufferer; no molter aabnt h'o eiindltina"may; be, may cure himself, cheaply, privately, and radically. 'Title 'leCtUro 4 6 , lll prove *boon to thouundtand thott . ,tanda: Pont under coal, to any Oddroos, In plain envelope, - Alan recoiptur, six , elilltail or two, ppotago stamps. - ADO Cultorwell'ol Alarrilgo Ditlder }mita BB canto. I li4rot9 l the; - TN Bowery, Now York, Post Onloo Box, 4,t110.. ' Idßeo9 MEI Sp&TIS AltD So wo were quiet• enough, not a pic ture nor an ornament in the house. Not a fiddle; though Barzilla begged leave to bring oneliorn. And at dusk, Satur.. day night work•put away, and the house clean, and not so much as a mouthful cooked the Sunday through.• Every thing cold ; and mother took the 'key in her pocket, and took us girls- one way to Methodist meetings,•and father took the "boys to Quaker meeting—for that ,vas a - CP'friplletyfaltritCYWOVOr lerfeligitlTlOTT ' come between them.. • " $3 00 400 R 25 25 . .T.NE GOLDEN BIDE. ,litere-la many a.reet In the road of Ilfo, ati, would only stop to take It; And many a tone from tho better land, If the Onerulous heart would =kelt! To MO gunny iool that I• full of hope, And whoseheantiful trust ne'et falleth, The grave is green, and the flowers bright, though the wintry storms preralletb. Better to hopo, though the el ciinti hang low, And keep the eyes etlll lifted; For the sweet blue sky will limn peep through, Whoa the ominous clouds are lifted I , There was never a night without a day, Or an ovenlug without a morning; And the darkest hour, as the pr,iverb goes, • Is the hour before the donning. There la a many,tgtm in the path of life, Which wo ;659 in our idle pleauire,, That to richer far than the Jeweled crown, Or the miter's hoarded treasure ; It may bo the loco of a little child, Or a mother's prayer to heaven, Or only - Mbeggar's grateful thanks For a cup of water given. Better tp weave in the Iva of Ilfir A bright Pllli golden flßlogl And to Clod'l 4 ,rill with a ready heart, And hands that aro swift and willing, Than to snap the minute delicate threads, Of our curious lives asunder, And then blame !leaven for the tangled coda, Andslt, and grieve, and wonder. HANNAIT" FAN.TITORY S SWEET- HEART. flay years ago, and yet Pre jurt to close my eyes and there comes 'Willie over the bill, as I used.to see him corn: ing as I sat.waiting for lhim at the farm house window. Sometimes on . bacli; but, often afoot, for the llall wa'S not very far away. Nowadays you see the boys and men alike dressed in black, or with (maybe) a bit of grey or brown: It was n't so then. Will wore a bind coat 'with gilt buttons, and knee - breech es,''and silk stockings, and buckles in his shoes, and a blue vest; and on-gala-days claret colored and white silk, handsome in one's-eyes,. and wonderfully so in_My nyea ; for I was a Quakeress, half Meth odist, and never wore anything gay my- Self. Tall? , Surely he was tall. Never a aslet-under-six-feet,-and-broader-in-the shoulders-than any of his age. Straight featured l iro4, and juSt twenty-five. Will's fatar was rich Squire Haslet, and they lived at the Hall, a grand house, we thought it, for we were plain people, Father a Quaker, mother a Methodist, and be kept to the plain dress and lan guage all his life. hitliose days there never was a Methodist who wore gay col ors or new fashions, and mother took the poke honnoAs andf grave dresses natur ally.. -It Was-all so different at The curtains, the carpets, and Mrs. Has let's caps . .alt aglow with color. And on Sunday a feast day, with more work:for the servants than any other ; and guests down from the city, and the piano—such a wonder tb all—and the harp a-playing. They went to church if they chose, and sat in the Squire's high hacked pew with curtains. Mother used to say—she was a bit prejudiced—that with , the organ, and the altar cloths, and fonts, and carv ings, and painted windows, aiid the gay bonnets, the Episcopal church was for all the world just like a playhouse. Sis.. Ellis used to say to me,. " For all that I'd like a pink bonnet myself, and to.go to a church whore there was music." Eilis hadn't a Quarker bone in her bedy nor a Methodist drop in her blood. I al ways wondered why -Bon 'did n't eon-Ma :wooing her instead of me. I was a bit of a thing with .blue eyes, and a skin like wax—not a drop of col or in it, and didn't there come au artist, ivlßDOintelitiiniatures, to our place ono summer and tell me my face was classi cal, and nearer the antique than any one he had ever saw. I was pleased with the first, but the lastworried me, for do what I could; though it sounded' like a eons- Anent, I could notunderstanil the word " antique" but old, so I asked Willie and said he :• l 4 Conic to my liou'Se, and I will 'show you." .So mother let me, and I went. There in the drawing room was a stand, and on it a marble woman—that is, the face and neck f of a woman down to the waist. A " WA," called_it—E3ays.Willie, that is antique. It is Pyche, and more like ydulban - any - pieture could be." • - • " Never like tne,"•mid then - I blushed and turned away, for not a tucker nor a scarf had she=and I felt ashamed. It N . wis a splendid house ; to grand it seemed for me to live in ; and he took me all over the house oven to the hot• honse,Avhere summer flowers grew in the winter time, and ho put some of them in my hair : .`•' White," said he, " you look boa in Ono night I heard father and mother talking by the kitchen fire. Bays mother, It's wrong to stand in the girl's way, although ho is an Episce . - And think of her mistrclaii of the Hall, nod riding in her coach." . • • Theo thinks too lunch of the world, Eunice," said father. ."'llut remember, Ellis," says Mother, " it is a chanCo that comes to fow,! , And she'd ho good 'to Ellis if wo died ; and a fear would be - off of our Minds for the childion. It's hard to be poor—to pinch and soYe—and, know a bad year for crops. Or sickness would swalloW all. lto loves her, and he'll be good toper ;And she can go to our Meeting and he to his." " Thee'll have thy wok at last," 'said father. But I'd rather see her:marry a young-friend with but ono cow and two or threei acres. .I'misdoalit .tho ways' of the:" world's folk." But his voice Wasmild and i know ho had yielded. Aeforthot3Oiliro hintslith . handsome, burly, rod fac'ed gel:dial : nap; :00a.loud voio, 1 - 49*Odo(iiO4 to see lath 'Or OLIO morning: Alother wont Into the sit tifigeiribln,,and I was Oa into the dairy, hittlA could I - when I knMi my 'fate Was.in , the balance ?'I crept? into the on ' try,'and listo4d, stOppingmytnonthwitla' la!,Y,Wixifo, apron loist disliOuld cry 0at.•.1 •• hoard the SqUiroiliet::. •: 4 . 1 idly boy hint sot his Heart - On tie girl," he sail' . "'Bo'„rpight.of found.a CARLISLE, PENN'A, illtritSDAY, ,MAlttrl, 17, 1570. ricber mate but he couldn't have, found_ a prettier or better one. If ,You'll say "Yes," - ntiighluir Fanthern, I will, and his tnothor. Sabrina'a to be married soon, and we will want' a 'daughter atth $ Father said not a wad fora while. He folded his hands and sat looking of the f100r... At last ho said :_" havo thy own way Eunice , i'she's'a girl." • Oh'! but it's sweet to have the first love , crowned by . - a parent's blessing: Well, well, With joy comes soriow. A mouth after that deY:: . Willig's mother died. She dropped from her chair at the dinner table, and when the servants had sped across the country-to the doctOr and back she was dead... I wept as I stood by the grave and saw Willie ao sad; dressed for the first time in his mourning, and had more reason to weep than I knew ; for Sabrina Haslet was mistress of the Hall, and all along in secret she had set her heart against her brother's match with me. As soon / is she could, she began to fill the house with young company—young ladies nearly all, handsome, fashionable,• dressed in finery and jewels ; and Willie. must play the part of host - and welcome them. Ho told me so, though.l'd rather be with my Quaker beauty by die - river side, he said. " But Sabrina wants com pany to keep up her spirits." I haka guess that she hoped to' wean him-fromme,,but I 'never- told. him- so.- Truo love needs no chain, I thought, and for a while la was my,Willie all the same as before. But atlast there cameio. the Hall the - handsomest lady of. all—Miss Dorcas Qnaley. She staid long,, long while ; and there -was dancing in the evening and riding through the day,l and she rode beautifully, and always with, Willie. I thought 'to myself over and and over again, " does she 'mow that it is my love she rides away with as through he svfther's !" Then the jealousy began.to grow up in my heart, and I was not the same girl at times. Yet all the While he told me that :it was fashion an tour esy, ie ep me quiet while he was by. He would have bad me at the Hp often also, but Sabrina sent no message. She was the mistress of the house, and I -would not go there without her invitation. So I pined and grew thin and mother thought Me ill. So I was of heart, and not of body. And when she talked of my wed ding day, my blood would, boil, and' I'd say between lily clenched teeth : " No-4'llmarry no one who weds me because: he's bound to me, and .from love !" One night I stood by the gricden pal ings and lookdd at the stars, and as I stood there wiroman in a hood came over the fields and stood beside me. It was Miss' Sabrina, Haslet. I started as if I had been shot; Ind she took tinter titood, for was warn, and looked liar lat me. " What kind of a girl are yon?" said she. _ ."-What kind of one are you?" said Ia civil olio, to speak ETiat wny.'r Said she. "What I want to know is - yOn 'perion ;to - hold - thy brother to a foolish bond, or Whit him free'when he begins to struggle. You caught him' cleverly ; 'and though his heart has slipped through your fingers yoti'. may be mistress of the Hall yet I suppose. Will you 7" "With his heart gone from me I"' I cried. "Has ho told yon it is gone ?" "He'd die first," said Miss Sabrina. "His honor would not let him break troth with you. 139.tte,see how ho loves Miss Dorcas Oakley, and she is a match for him in rank and wealth and beauty. Peopleare talking of it and pitying him." " They shall pity him no more," I said —"What is the Hall to me'? It was buy Willie's love I earl for. Tell Lim be Is free." . - "You most tell - hfin yourself," she said. If you care to see himiiapyy open his cage ;"and she tied on her hood and sped away. That night there wont a,note to. Willie : "3lsste_r WilliemArairet,=lare_thought_n_long long a : hi'e that the bond botween es'was best broke. I feel rum of it now. It will be better that:we should not moot agile; and In this I send you book your ring ?day gad fortune and happino , e attend you t And with this wish I sign myself Marren 9VITHORIC" This I wrote with a heart torn and rent as never flesh could be ; and it was sent ; and though ho came to the farm I would not see him ; and all wasoier between us. I waited only to hear that he was' be trothed to Miss Dorcas Oakley. Instead of that, I heard a week after, that he had left the country. Where ho had gone' and why, no ono 'knew. When I felt sure that 'Miss Dorcas Oakley could be nothing to him, or that at-least they-were not to-be married, My heart smote me a little, and I viondored .wother I should not have put my pride down a bit, and have heard him speak for hiniself. • ' Mis Sabrina Haslet did not marry. The wedding was put off first by her mother's death, and then by her father's, six months after ; and tDen folk said there was a quarrel. But be it as it may, -lie who.was to have been her husband .mar ried instead . that • same Mies ' Dorcas Other 'suitors canto, no doubt, for Miss ' Sabrina was handsOme and rich but she liked none of them,' , and lived olio. in the Mull quite, aloembut for, the. servants: By and by semi no company, and shut up half the house; and seemed lonely and wi : Otehold than many it poor woman. t ' All her beauty left her too, and she krowlo . be ri sharp, sour spinster, alWays dressed in black—she who: had been both' belle and beauty:':t -• . I lived on at home. Bilis married, and so dttl Brazillai. The years didiMt seen? 'to give 'a gray hair 'to •mk TothOr,i•nET a wrinkle to my 'father. They were to' Placid to grow . old,:fast. : Mui Won dered I didmotmarry, : They' seemed' to 'think _that. having :been 'se nearly ' Mist tress of the Hall, it was not iikoly I should bo willing to Ved for less. The Hall l Bahl 'lt was Willie 'I ,leved; and not his house or lands.' Quo winter-eight there came' ,a' loud rapping at, the door. I opened, it; 'mid thomstOod rin 'old man servant from :the • -1." , ". • •,: "I'M " omit. bi Miss Bahrins, said he. , "She its very ' ill, cud doh" you to poem alone, . She seelptbing ' perticulettoeay to you, " ~• " Sabrina Baolst. sped mid" thought, and then ; TY , ' heart! boot tw o .114 .1 icpovelibot. did . ou say?", I - ashed, , 1T tore ill . ;" :said . tloO do 0; hoi.civor."; I'wentback to get a shawl and hood, and toll my -Mothei where I waS going, and ,then came out. The night, was bleak, and snow was falling and lay deep Upon the ground, and thole stood e a sleigh with buffalo robes in it ready for me. I stepped in,. and was, ,: whirled away to 'ward the hall.. It. Was like a dream. I could scarcely believe myself awake. It was still s a . dream When we stopped at the hall, and'l only realized-that all was true when I stood in Miss' Sabrina's room, and saw her lying. wan and pale upon the pillow. , Oh, what a change had come over her - - "You've come, Hannah Fanthorn," sho said ; "thank You for that. thought you'd refuge; _parboils. It's a long while since we spoke together." • "A. long while," I replied. • ' • "Yet you ha , ie n't changed much," said she. " Youlook asiou did when you skied by the hedge iiiithe,moonlfght, and said, 4 What is :the hall, to me ?' 'Was Willie's love I cared for. I re- member the words, Hannah 'Fa thorn. They've stung my soil ever since. Do . you know I lied then?" , "Lied I" - • " " Yes, lied. - Willie's heart never be longed to any ono but you: He was true as Heaven. It was I who wanted him to wed-Dorcas 0ak1ey....._ I. thought _a poor girl like you beneath him. told him you loved thatcousin who came to your home. Bo often ; nnd when your letter came he believed it. Ithoirght he would marry Dorcas then. .1 never meant to drive him -from home and kin ; but he .went, and the last words ho said were, 'Sabrina, my heart is broken.' And all these years ho has wandered over the world a lonely, sorryingman ; and I, his sister,. the crania. And she—Dorcns— oh, you know my kiVerjilted me for her; all the place knows that." • - • I looked at. the poor dying woman. was trying to forgive her, but I. could not help speaking harshly. "I am only a stranger," I said. "What I have suffered is nothing to you. But ad-you--no-merey-on-your-brother-?—You have.lua time to repent." "Time 1". she , said. " Yes, ' Hannah, Fanthoin, it seems—like—eternity+ but I. have sought for him in vain ; for years I thought him dead. - Yesterday I learned' that ho is alive, , and not many miles dis tant. Old before his time, they say, but he liven Look," she continued, draw -1 ing a packet from under her pillow, "in this I have written the truth. It shall be soot to-morrow. It is directed ly. If I die iu the night it can go all the same. „Will and you may meet again, and be happy when: Lain under the turf." Then she began to wail—" Don't leave me ; do n't leave me to die alone I" X sot down by her. ' "Do not fear," I said, -" and try to think of other things. Forget earth—, look up to heaven.", I never loft her. Bitting by her side on tho third night 1.-saw it change come over her face, and bent_ over her. - 1, - 4 4 - iannali-Fahtboro,t l -*the-wili.pprefl, "have you forgiveg me , pray.o4-eletlirihm - swered. - Then fainter still she spoke : 'Bo kind to Will. Beloved you. Oh I to think that I should have losb my soul that you might not be my 'sister—yon who seem so like one now I" And with those words there came a look Into her eyes I never Shall forgot ;. and in the dawn of that winter day she lay on my arm dead. . On Suhday they buried her. -The graveyard was full. Every one came to see Squire Haslet's •daughter laid in the great vault. I stood near it.' But though the solemn words of -the preacher rang in my ear, and the coffin W.:18 before my oyes, and I-should have thought of noth. ing else, my, mind would wandertway to the past—and I saw Will as I used to see him, and myself, as in a mirror,- young and blithe, leaning on his arm. Then I found myself praying for the dead woman, and murmuring, God forgive her, for she" know not what she il= I came back to the present with a start and a thrill. They were closing the vault: And beside the clergyman, speaking to him in a whisper, stood a tall man, with a foreign look about him and a heavy hat slouched-over hii - eyes ; a mail' all in black, hair dark as night t ' but with hero ,and there a 'silver thread. Why did my heart beat se asi.l looked at hum ? Surely I had never seen that man before I turned away..and want homeward. The path lay:by the . old hail. I paused a monitmt to look at it: Every . window. - was stint. from the broad •fr i ont door, and front the necks of the stone lions oil the porch,' streamers of crape were float- lug. Oh hOw often-I, ha .soon o tery window ablaze with lights, and beard naushi and dancing tout and laughter from withinl And now, in the winter twilight—for at five the day was nearly . -done; and the eloudslowered homiy With coining snows—noW, how dark and cod it Was I And yonder in tho graveyard lay, in their . garti vault, - mastOr and mis tress, and she who had 'been the pride- of theirhearts; -- the toast and beauty of the TegionSabrina haslet. And. . -whoro WAS hel Who gloom, the seena:l had just wit noosed, the memories, woro all too - much Dii• Me. , I, hewed my head umni the cOhl stone of the gateway and wept. "Gone, gone, Bono Lund 4eard 'instep of the soft snow ;I had SCon no slindow, I novnr, guessed any , one was near mo until a band cam° down upon, my shmilder—a hand large, and etreng, but trembling like, an aspon.leaf, I looked up. Bosillolne stood tiro talli• dark Man I had soon in the gravoyard; When I turned ho,romoved,hie.liat,,and I HMV the ,faco of Willie Harlot: - A faco altered and aged, ,bronzed. and sad, but his,With:lovo iu it. Hannah,!' • he said, ,!! Ilannalyr: •• •• - And I, as though, spolfe inriftFtAro irTrinilm4 • ;,. : ""ik4:: - . 4 ' • has Como ,baok ggaiul He has ,eome).molc . rigidw l" . r, • back' again, ardd the sweet voleo that bad been in soy inemory,;so; Many,- years: -,:pHor letter brought in° : baok,;:•Olie vas My stator and is dead. • ,illannah, you know all ? • 411,',' I . , ,Ho.lookod at mw d felt as though I dine not look,-at him. We wore silent, for nnaornont., Then ho spoke,. ••' hivo 'not , oressOd tliat threshold. It nett) 'With' you vhiithor Yiiver I will not be master of the ball unless you will bo my wife and its mistress." "The hall, the hall 1" I cried. "Did the hall woo me? Did I iove the ? You speak of it first as' all do. Oh,' Will -Haslet, if you had been,a poor foram's son all might have been different 1 I never thought ofanythingbut your love." " I forgot," he 'said, "'tie not young Will Haslet now. My hair gray, the thee for wooing is past." "And lam old also," I said. "This is trot Hannah Fanthorn, I sometinies think, but another woman with her name." "There is no change with you," he said. " Oh, Hannah, must Igo ?" IL opened his arms. I took one step forward, and my head was against his breast as'it had been ton years before, and I was his . • T,hirty years ago, but riemember how the bells rang when we wore Wed, and how the people crowded to the church to see 1 . And who so proud as mother? for her girl was the Squire's lady and mis tress of the hall, where they sat by _the lire many a long day, - and died in peace and hope almost together at last. • So may we die—Will and I;' for we love each other still, though both our heads are white as snow to-day. But midst the changes that, have Come in all these years we have neye - r - Nlanged to each other. In ono of his recent lectures Prof. Sill man alluded to the discovery of an elan- I mous lizzard, 80 feet in length. From this the Professor inferred, as no living specimen_ ot_suclL._magnitude_ha.s been found; that the species that it represents has become degenerated.. The verity of his riropositionlin_endeayores l to enforce by allusion to the well known - existence of giants inolden times. The following is the list upon which this singular hy pothesis is based: - , " r y The giant exhibited at in 1830, the Professor says measured nearly 18 feet. Gorapius saw a girl that, was ten feet high. The giant Galori, brought from Arabia to Rome, under Claudius .Cesar, was • ton feet high. - The giant ess Ferregness, slain by Orlando nephew of Charlemange, was 28 feet high. ln 1814, near Bt. Germaine, was found the tomb orthe giant Isorant, who was not less than thirty feet high. ImlBso, near Rouen, ,was found a skeleton, whose skull:held , a bushel of ceren,i , unflocKkyal. 19 feet high. The giant Bocat was 22 feet high ; his,thigh_bones were found in 1705, near the river Moderi. In 1823, near the castle of Daughine; a tomb was found 30 feet long, 10 wide, and eight high, on which was Tout 'on gray. stones these words.: - ."Kintelochtis Rex." The skeleton was.found entire, 25Efeet long ; ten acres across the . shoulders, and five feet from the breast bone to tho'hack. We have no doubt there wore giants in those days. And'the past was perhaps more prolific in producing them than tide present. But the history of giants du time—was - trot win u markablo than that of divarfs, several of -wheni-were-even-entaller than the 'rhumb and Nut at the present time, A writer describes the present mwear ance of .the place where languages got mixed: ' "After a ride of nine miles, wo were at the foot of Bier-Nimrod. Our horses' feet were trampling upon the. remains of bricks which hero and there showed through the accumulated our and rubbish_of ages. Before our eyes up rose h. great mound, of earth, barren and bare. This was Bier-Nimrod, the ruins of the Tower of Bable, by which the first builders of the earth had vainly hoped to scale high heaven. Here, also t it was that Nebuchaduazzer built, for brieks,pearing'his nhme have been found in the ruins. At the' top of the mound a great mass of brick-work pierces the accumulated soil. With your finger you touch the very bricks—la*; square, shaped, and massive—that Aire.sthoi euplily_burned;_thr • Oaar r ito‘ • 7 hard as granite, handled or&than 4,- 000 years ago.by earth's iu pious peoqle. From the summit of the mound, far away over the plain,7l) see glistening the gilded dome of a-mosque, reflecting ,--- the briglirays of the mo,ning sun. -This7wirs the tomb of 'the holy Ali. To pray before this"ht some -period of hia life; to kiss the sacred dust of the earth around there at some time or other, to bend his body, and count hih-beads, is, the daily desire of every devout Illo hammedan.''- • • An &Change tßily, says : 'lions/lds of young men are , to-day drifting. help about on the ocean of life;" vainly hoping that ore long some ``favorable breeze will spring Up and chive thiir ves sels into some Safe - harbor. Where that -safe' harbor is they have no idea ; be cause they have no definite 'object in view. They have mover decided upon any course of life, luit;' permit their aetious to be shaped and Moulded by the o:reimisianoes of the hour. Is it any, wondoithat disastors.follow -each-other hi quick succession-?- • More-men are ruined through 'fllecesion than from a wrong doisio4.,,:Few men , c4ilideliber-' ately lay out and pursue plan of life that will ultimately work: their ruin. Most yOung men of the prodont day enter . •the greit,battle , pflico without any well, defined system of 'warfare, and conse quently spend their best days in aimless pursuits., ludeoiaion is' the bane of our eiiitehee. COuld we look into the world of spirits we Would find but few souls in. the dark iegions of woo- that had re- Solved to'reachthat goal, nearly 'all who 'aie . thefo,nnd thoSe who . are hastening 'there, : rie' -in . their prsent condition )icOt!iio lioirbr decided whither they Would go,- and their indo-• alsion has beeii their rruin.. Pon Platt says: "'was iu lovo once. with a fAtgerl. Sbe . was Very fleshy. She was eiiiornmus;'but the,courso of true hive came to grief. tT was sitting with hor i in twilight, ono evening. - son t.imentiti ma; many . soft' things ;• embraced Pfirt he,r. fiho . seemed dis tant': Efhe frequently turned her lovely bond froin me. At last I tbdu'ol4 lireard, a murmur of voices on the other side.' I aroso - , and walked • ermind ;. And . there found Anothor fellow courting her, on the left flank. I 'AviSitidignant,- and up braided her' for hor trditehery in thus eon beallng : from anathor's love. laughed at MY tioitoOlt, its if dui were not , big enough 'to have two !overeat' once POPPING CORN. I;Ftimisooy mt o popping corn, Jahn Enka and Susan Cutter; Jabal Stiles was afoot as any And SWUM faeaa butter. And there they eat and shelled the at rn, And raked Rod stirred the fire, And talkod.of different kinds of care, And hitched their chairs up higher. Thou Susan oho the popporohook, Then - John ha shook tho poirwr, Till both thar faces grow as soil, As oauceiono made of copper. And then they shelled, and popped, and to Ay, ►lnds of fun a poking. And ho ha•hawed at ➢or remarki, And oho laugh - 0 at ble joking. And .1111 they popped, and atilt they ate, John'. month wan like a hopper, And tittered' the fire, and sprlnklednalt, ,And shook and ehooY tho popper. kite elPekatrock nine, the-sleek struck ten, ' And stilt tho corn kept popping t It struck eleven, and then struck twelve, And still no signs o (stopping. , And John he ate, and Sne,thought— The corn did pop and patter; Till John cried out, " the corn'a afire I Why-Satan what'a the matter - • Said who, "Sohn tittles, Ito ono o'clock You'll die of indigastion ; I'm sick of all this pepping cOrn— Why don't you pop thn question 1" STORY OF A NEWSBOY. .The Boston correspondent of the Chi 'cago Journal tellS the following : Tcani.ago, pout the time the war broke out, orie of the shrewdest newsboys that ever sung the song of the bulletin, peddled the extra,. managed to get down in Virginia with . a ,Massachusetts .regi ment, and finally controlled the exclusive sale of New Yind. and Boston. papers, in the wake of a sutler. 'Ho was fifteen years old at the time, but he had the businbse capacity of a morshant's clerk. All he needed was opportunity. Brains was his capital,, for the most part. In the course of a year the newsboy accuinu lated $2, 700, which ho invested:in tobacco and cigars, and smokers' goods generally. Being a clever, accommodating bop, he,. ~, h e ma e frblEdi With everybody, and:cenil quently did a thriving business. and Went to Waahhigton, were he hung out his shingle as a grocer, in a small way, and, having an extensive acquaintance among thellassachosotts soldiers, and knowing almost every officer of note, he estab lished a large trade in the way offurnish ing luxuries, etc., for officers and their friends, and finally his place became 'a sort of headquarters for the out fit of sutlers. When the War closed, and lifti.4 - G - rant-and:i 4 eoheld that memor able confab under a ceiCaliv-apple trcei, our newsboy found himself good for $30,: 000 'or $40,000. 'But ho did not leave Washington with the return of peace, He lingered thereluilll profits wore small and trade was on the wane, and when. he did leave for Boston he brought Home with him the heart of a young heiress, which he had the year before attacked, and which had capitulated to him. The events which rendered the young' hydrntslitifeWv - ve - re:fiiifigllEi - vith - s - o - riOW7 When she was but a- helpless, wailing baho,-hee.,ireat.ber.fierl-herffloffle-atid-shildi and was divorced. :Her only brother, a wild, but high spirited youth, shocked at his mother's,oonduct, put to sea hia mer chant-vessel engaged in the China trade. The vessel perished, 'and' the crew wore never more heard of. •Her father, whose sole heiress she now was, sent the young lady to a fashionable boarding school, (it was the year that tlie rebellion com menced) were she remained until the completion of her eighteenth year. She ha ‘ d , learned to sing, dance, play, and dress fashionably, and was well ac quainted with the.namCs or natures of patriotism, beneficence, social duty and moralyesponsibility ; and life seemed to her a gorgeous . banquet. She Went to Washington with friends, hoping to cap tivate some young and brave, affluent and noble man, in the career of fashiOnable life, when.she - was met by the -perambu lating Boston newsboy, who proved him self as shrewd in love matters as' he bad • • It is undecessitry to add that the in telligent &pees of a pair of the hand someat hazel eyes in the universe reached down into the palpitating heart of the heiress, and after a while, to make a lung story short, the opis.olary correspondence conveyed by Uncle Samuel's mail bage, between a certain quiet town Mary land and the -Boston post offi&) ,was in creased, nor was it diminished-n - 14H the " two:souls with a single thought, two hearts that Li ht as one," wore made man and wife. Th 6" kappy event oc curred on Washington's birthday, in this city. The young matt says he owes Lis aueeess - Inlife thus far to a - diligent at tention to bMiiness,_l.onesty, go-aheada tiveness, and a polite 'Are:lthaca of both, frhifids and str.titg&U.s.. Newsboys,. oven the raggedest gamins of 'them all,: can learn a lesson froni this bit of history. The Female Grand 'Jury nt Laramie , City, Wyoming , Territory, dons not coa. list entirely of ladies, eleven females only having been summoned. The . despatch from Laramie gives the charge of Chief - Justice. J.; - H. 'Howe, to this novel Grand. Jury. It 'Commences : "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Grand Jury," alludes to the extension of political rights Mid the 'franchise to 01 female sex, and as `sortalliat wenicilshould have the power .to protect and defthid themselves from the vices, crimes and inimoriiiities of men of which they 'are the victims... He as. Sures the lady grand jurors that there is not the. slightest - impropriety irk their occupying that Position; and extends the fullest protection of .the court against the slightest in4rforence, either by word or deed, to deter them from the exorcise f. ,of,their rights.. Ho expresses the Opin ion that it i semus eminently proper for woman to sit, on grand juries:and exer-,. eise,the opportunity of suppressing the dons of infamy. that curse the country. The above remarks, Chief Justice How - e arqs, he has made net . from ,any distrust of thii - inrifea . on' the, grandjary, who ap -pear to bo intelligent, lovers of law and / good order and - of go tlemanlik6dePort ment. In the co e of the address, be 'says, "the oyes f the whok; World . are to day fixed on this jury of .Albany Josh Billings has isSua!l'a supploinegt taiiislanaaus essay on. tho. male. Hero it is in full; PThe nisarl is a largar Kurd than Ilia gasser tarkoy.. has two logs to w.alit with, alai two.niars to kick and }t wards, its ',itidags en tlio sioe, : of ite To think the more a man eats the fat ter and stronger ho will beconie. To believe- that the more hours the children study at school, the faster they . will learn. - • • . • TO conclude that if. exercise is good for tho health, the more , violent and Mr.- haustilie it is Um More good is accom plished. • To imagine that every hour taken from sleep is an hour gained. To commit an act whialt is felt in itself prejudicial, hoping :thatlsome how or othor.it maybe done in your case with To cal without an appetite, or to cou r tinuo to eat after it has been . satisfied, manly to gratify the taste. To eat a hearty supper " for the pleas ure that is experienced in the brief time it is paSsing down the throat, at the ex-' pense of a whole night , of disturbed sleep, and a weary waking in the morning. • TO remove a portion of the clothing immediately after exercise, when the most stupid drayman knows that if Ile does not put a covering on a horse imme diately aftei he ceases work an the win ter, he will lose him in a few days from pneumonia. To presume to repeat later n life, a thing without injury, ,the indiscretions, exposure, and, intemperance, which in the flush of 'outh were practised with impunity. - . To " remember the Sabbath day" by working harder and later on . Saturday, than on any other day in the week, with a view of sleeping late nextmorning, and staying home. all day to rest, conscience being guided by not feeling very well.- -Hall's Journal of Health. Mr. a gentleman—who had just finished his first attempt at authorship, which met with a remarkable success, was shortly after met by a seedy individ ual. The latter extended his hand, and in y tragic manner exclaimed : " Allow me, sir, to welcome you to our ranks— the ranks of authorship." The peculiar appearance of tlie individual rather amused Mr. C.—, and ho replied, " I thank you, sir, but may I venture to ask who you are, and what is yOur name ?" ", Certainly sir. Have you ever hoard of Tennyson, the poet laureate ?" " Yes," said Mr. C—. *" Well, I am not the. But have you ever heard of Longfellow ? " Yes, but I never have seen him. Sure ly you are not he." Then who the dick ens aro you " Ali,: there, have you ever heard of Charles Dickens ?" " Yes, 'but I know you are- not Charles Dick -ens." ." No Sir, I am neither Tennyson, Longfellow, or Dickens : but sir, I, the individual who stands prominently be fore you in the noble person of a man,— I, sir, am Jonathan Rirrlings Picey Pig gleton, and I am the celebrated author ofan invaluabloreceipt for taking grease and tar, spots and oils, and all stains, and spots, out of marble, wool, carpets, itc., to which I will be most happy to sell to you or any other, gentleman that hiokis UPOD ; lapsed. • ' Good 01l Airs. Call was .. very hard of hearing, being sonVewhat . advanced in , years. Her daughter Lydia watia'bloom- - ing lass, who lovod a good frolic, anfr who know well hew to get one. up. Lyd ia had arranged a junket, and the young maids and men where all on hand. ' In the midst of the fun in popped old Deacon —to see how the widow fared. Tide was a wet blanket to the merriment, and Lydia was out - of all patience. She wished ho would "gO; and finally he got up to depart„.,,!, " Oh, deacon," said mother Call, do not thing of going _before ten. " *ell, I rather think I will, as the folks will not cipect me home until after dark." r" -What- didlie say Lydia !" asked the widow., dia lead a read EU= " He says ho will not, to dayi — mither.„ arhialolks expect him homo Wore it's. dark. Why how very deaf you aro mother." "0, well, some day deacon, won't you 2i' said Mother Call, 'as she showed the old deaeoh mut. "Smart girl; that," said thi old des, can trudging along homo, "'She'll find. hot way through, 11l warrant," Ladies Sometimes do not value thoii husbands as they ought. They not nu -frequently learn the value of- a -good husband for-the first thee..by t the_loss of him. Yet tho husband is the iory roof treo - of the house—the corner stone of the 00110 o—the key-stone of the niiih called home. He Is the bread-winnor of the family—its defence and its glory—the beginning and ending of the golden chain of Iffei which surrounds it—its consoler, lawgiver,' and its king... And yet we see loW frail is that life on which so nanck. deponds„ , How frail is tho ,life of the husbaUd and the father! Whon ho is aken away who shall fill his plaCO? Whoa he is — flick, what gloomy clouds hovor over the house! When he is dead, what . da.rknosa,.. weeping agony I Then poverty, liko the. murderous assassin, breaks in the .window—starvation, like a famishing• wolf howls at the door. Widowhood is too often, all assoeiateof sackcloth and nailer Orphanhood too , often Meaus desolation and woe, 4. was the advice of Seneca' to his friend LunnMs, in order the niorii dill gentlyto keep himself up to his full duty, to imagine some groat man, - sonia strict, quick-sighted, bleiir-brained' man, as Cato, continually looking upOnilin. So the 'Cliristain,. Who would labor earn- • estly and successfully, must walk with Jesus—must fe'el that ho isover. side, noting all he does. But, oh !how blessed is the. thought that* is more than a silent spectator! Ito is an all powerful lielperi- - -an over-ready and . • . willing.liolpor, I===lEl A. weltlcnown young lawyer obtained a divorce fora pretty and wealthy client. He sent in a bill for $l,OOO. The next day the lady called onlini, and inquired if ho was earnest in proposing- to; her. Propose to' you, madam I"; didn't propase - td you, replied the astonlibedat torney... u Well you asked for niyfor-, tune, and itlionglit youlrould ; have thU grace to take myself with if," was the calm reply.' , The lawyer • {lv , : CLIPPINGS. A Louisiana man boa a tame alligator to desoy others within rifle shot. 'An Eastern editor notifies correspon, dents that • "if we shouhl desire stupid articles we can write thorn ourselves. "He told me,". eaid Artemus Ward, to - get out of office. I pitied him, and went." A kiwi," a French lady said, 1' costs less and vatifys"moie than anythink else in existance."- First newsboy—" Jim lend us three cents, will yell" Second newsboy—Now look here, what do you take me for—"A Jim Fisk, or a Vanderbilt 1" An inordinate wine drinker is some times called a bacchanalian. Can an excessive smoker be called a tobachcana-f Tian? . ''!My Lord I" said the 4kreman of a Welsh jury, when giving in the verdict, "vmflnd-the man who stole the horse not guilty." The greatest wisdom of Oaoch is to know when, and „what,. and where to speak—the time, matter; and manner. The next to it is 'Memo... • ' Woidnou, be popular," says Voltaire in one of his essays, "startle your public —whether for good or evil it matters not but be startling at any price." A young lady in Chicago made a bet. of,a kitsktlp other day, but the bet was declared null because she did n't put up the stakes. A cotemporary speaks of the result of a fight betiveen two women as being that "both were badly wounded in their toi lette." Ninety-nine speeches delivered, and nine bishops dead is the record of the Ecumenical council. So it only takes eleven speeches in latin to kill a bishop. Most persons choose their friends as they do other useful animals, preferring those from whom they expect the most service. It is' said that widows that cry easiest get married to their second husbands soonest. fitter the warm rain the sun cornets out, and shines with renewed brightness. Mrs. Jones, a farmer's wife, says-29. believe.,Z.ve got the tenderest-hearted boys iu thd world. • I can't tell oqo of them to fetch a pail of water, but that he'll burst out a-crying." " Do you understand me now?" thun. dared a county pedago . gue to. an urchin at whose head he,threw an inkstand." " . got - an ink-ling of what you mean," said the boy, - John, said a victimized husband, how I wish itlyasas much the fashion to trade wives as it is to trade horses. Why so Pete ? Cause I'd cheat some one afore night. Eleanor Kirk in her book " Up Broad way," conveys her idea of marriage, as follows: That it is the same as renting a - litago=irtlxerroot ltakrortircrelfirritrer smokes, all you have to do is to rent "an other. A.greenhorn sat a long time attentivo ly musing on a cane bottomed chair. At length he said : " Wonder what ~fellow took.the trouble to lind c all them and put them. pieces of • straw ,around 'ern ?" " kitty, w . liele is the fryirig 'pan t ?"— " Johnny's got it carting dirt and oyster shells up the alley, with the cat for, his' horse." 1 ‘ The dear little fellow I what a genius he'll make ; but go and got it. We are going to have company, and I'll have. to fry some_ fish for supper." . The Louisville Courier says : " When you come to look at it properly, there is nothing strange in the fact that no citi, zen of Chicago has been converted to mormanism. A man who can't live with one wife six iwooks at a time, ,stands aghast at lie thought of living with I fifteen or twehty." .. Thorei a man in one of the Western-.fitxtes , nso - watch-ls-so-fast-that-he-has '• -to — pursue it round his bed a dozen times before he can wind it up. His brother's chronometer, on the other hand, is so very slow that ho has to tako it to the top of the 'Lurch tower every eve.. ning to get it up to dine. ,Ho is :only worthy of esteem that knows whatnis just and honest and dares do it , ---that is master of his own pdssions, and scorns to be a slave - of miother's. Buslia one, in the lowest po'verty, is a far bettor man, and merits more respect, than those gak things who owo all their greatness diarapntation to their rentals audserarance..,. . . . When.' seo leaves drop from th 6 trees in the beginning of Autumn,saysWar nook, "just such, is the friend of the - World. While :the sap of inaintonance lasts, my friona swarm in libundance ; but iu the winter of'my need' they leave Ina; naked. Ho is a happy man who hatli-a true friend at his need ; but he is more truly happy that bath , no. need of his friend." A. Memphis papal tells this Anecdote : An anxious looking chap wand] red into the Mayor's office the other day and asked permission to.look at the book in which the trainee of candidates , for office are entered. The clerk blandly asked, " What office are yourenning for, sill" TO which, the other replied, "Wall, I don't(' ;_tbeught I would look over and go for any vacancy that mignt turn up. I'm benitly fond of orfis." A man now wealthy says' .that when .ywinr ago ho opened his !HU° country store, in . New Jorsoy. ho ,adopted tho praCtice of selling molasses at two and sixpence per gallon; and so loog as ho was in trade he never deviated from. the figures, : e t t: was his advertisement. People for many miles around spoke of Limn as tho man who sold molasses at "two, and six," and it carried a sort of repntatitorinto regions where his name did not Ponetratei, and brought him many customers;c. ' "What have you got that's good r" said a hungry traveler, as ho coated Lim a:3oA 'a.dinneF, table in Galt Lake City. Wp!vo got roast. hoof,, &UM beef, roast 'Mutton,,; boiled, fried ham and bit:oiled Curlew!" !'What is curlew'?" said' tho Stranger. "Ctirlowl' Why, enriew is a bird, something , a 'snipe" it'd:y?" ' "Yes." "Then I don't Ivantt any wide*. „Anything that had wings, and goul'd,lllr t and didn't leave :this 'country, I don't want for dinner." I • • •
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