OTEs: T eir`ADVEliTlgiNuf " •• One Square one ineartien•,•'• - _ Fort each enbeeqttinit insertion, . For Mercantile Advattleontente, •• , Logall , lotlcee, ProfeaslonalOards calthoni paper.,- • O.l,l6eary Notices and, Ootuenunfore, • • • tionnreletlng to rhattiment •pri. - • . •atirttittWataralone, /u cents 1-71—cr•—• , JOB tqI,INTINCI:.— , Qur Job- Prbiting- Officals tile -120alaakartd„inostrabmplato—astabllahnaint la the - nn tp..Tcrour good . Protpla a, Aral a7genoral , rarlblY vt m atonal aultad 'for plain and *m49 , work of ovary:. kind, enablo s s us to do , Job Printing at the" sliortoet nottea; and on the Most • reasonablo iornis. - Pirlions in irattkof Btlit",„Blanks, or anythliigin'the Jobbing " lino, will filstkit.ko their inkorsette givuus a nail. _PROFESSIONAL qApps. • A DAM- : It4LLER:,. Attorney•ablnw ri, „Carlisle, P. 0010 with W. M. Penrose , Esq. .i" Ithoomn Hall., . . sont27 - OT-Onso .. ~ ' • . ,' , = WEAKLEY: &BADLEIL., tTORNPYS AT LAW; ,'offia'o No :130 to South Ilangvaistra6t Carnal° Pa. - - - __novl6 67; • • O. P. lIIIMPIOLI. HUMRICH & PARKER. TTORNEYS AT LAW. Offico dn Yale St.,. in Marlon flail, Carlisle, Pa. G. BELTZHOOVER, A TTORNEY- AT IS*, r and. Real LA_ Estato Agent, Shipliordstown. West irginia. .Prompt attention given to all Unfitness It:Jeffer son County And tho Counties adjoining it. Jan uary,lo, 180,-1 y. • E. BELTZITOOVER,. Attorney F'...nt, Law Wee In South Hanover street, opposite Bentz's dry good Store Carlisle, Pa. September 9, 1864. , , , TAMES. A-. DUNBAR, - Attorney at ,Law, Carlisle, Pa. Office to No. 7, nheom'er llnll Ju1y:1.1864-Iy. • I. B. ZEIGLER Attorney at Law, pj Saint Paul Minnesota. Communications from a 'East piopelly responded to. ' D. ADAIR, Attorney At • Law, -,Sailiffle. Pa .--oMee with A. B. Sharpe, Esq., No. 17; South Alanover Street.. • - May 17-Iy. - - TOSEPEI RITNER, Jr., Attorn6y — it It) Liw and Surveyor,lllecbanlcoburg; - Pa' Office on nail Rdad Street, two doors north of tho tank. tin.lluelness promptly'attondod to: July 1.1.1304. JO. 0. GRAHAM, Attorney at Law, Carlisle, Pa. Grace formerly occupied by ,fudge Graham, South ll.orer street. - September 8, 1865. R. MlLLER7Attornoy -at Law. ; ;ty • Odle° to Illannon'a building immediately ore posit° the Court House. '• 28nov . 67 ly LAW CARD.-CHARLES E. MA ULAUGIILIN, Attorney at Law, Office In the room formerly occupied by Judo Graham. ..Tuly 'l, 1864-Iy. .HERMAN, Attorney at Law, Carl(Rio, Pa., No. 9 Rheum's Ilan. July I, 1864-Iy. AMTJEL HEPBURN, Jr.,. Attorney klat Law. °Mee with Ilan Samuel Hepburn, Main St. Carllsla Pa, July 1, 1804. WILLIAM KENNEDY, Attorney at, Law, N 0.7 South Market Sqpitre, CarllPlo, Penn n. April 10, 1807—Iy WM. B. BUTLER; Attorney at Law and United. States Claim Agent, Carlisle, Cumberland Criunty, Pa. , Pensions,llountled,llack Pay &c., promptly collect ed. Applications by mall svill, receive immediate at tention, and the proper blanks forwarded. No fee required until the claim is settled. Feb.l4 th, 1867—tf. GEORG F E S. SEA rile:. Dentiat, from the . Balt'. 111 .41 11 more Collage of Dental Surgery. " 0-11.0ffIcO at tho residence of —Loutherntrnit“litife - ddffrlliolffir - Naford: July 1,1864.' _ . .W. NEIDICH, D. D. &- kJ Lato Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry of tho Baltimore College of _ ihntal_Surgery.__ • WV Office at his residence apposite Marlon Ilal West Main street, Carlisle,Pa. July t, 1854. DR . HAR,' TZELL, Allopathic Physi cian and Accoucheur, having permanently eated in Leesburg, Oumborland county, Pa., respect. fully - offers his professional services to the public.— Speelakattention gi4en to diseases of women and chil dren. - • ----- R.EF - ER - P,NOES. JOHN 0. OWE, M. D. Waynesboro, Dr. SAMUEL O. LANE, Ohambersburg. Han. ED. McPLIERSON, Gettysburg, ISAAC SNIVELY. M. D. Waynosboro. S. D. FROUTZ, Waynesboro. ' N. 11. Always found In his office when not olherkvlso prefesalonally engaged. Juno 21—tf. HAM AND CAPS. W HATS AND CAPS, 4 . 04; ,•% Do you tce Hat or Cop ? If.. dl to call on J. —ALLIO", No. 20, West Main Street, Where - an:be SeetrinicrfiliesEriFss - affmentikf HATS AND CAPS, - ever brought to Carlisle. Ho takes great ploasure In inviting his old friends and Customers, end all new ones ; to his Splendid stock just received from Now York and Philadelphia, consisting In part of fine SILK AND CASSJMERI HATS, Besides, an endless society—of Unto and Caps of the latest styln, all of which ho Trull soil at the Lowest Cush Prices. Also, his own manufacturo of Oats al. ways on hand, and . • Bats Manufactured to Order. Ile has the best arrangetneet for coloring hats and all kinds of Wbolon Goods, - Overcoats, at the shortest notice (as ho colors every wad() and on the most russonablo terms. Also, a Lino lot of choice *rands of . r TOBACCO AND CIGARS . Always, desires to mill the attention of _ persons who tincrp_ .77 . ' COUNTRY' FURS To sell, ns he pais Om:highest ca,h prlion'' for the same, ' . Give him e'en'', at the above number, his old stand, an he fools confident of giving entire satisfsetion, julyl4 67. ' _ F RESH...ARRIVAL Of all the New Spring &yam of • • -" HATS AND CAPS: • • • • Th. Subscriber lie' ust:opened, at No. -15 North Hanover St., a few,doore.North of the Carlisle Deposit Dank, ono of the lorgeot and best •atoch - of 11 &TB & CAPS over offered- -• Silk, Hats, CasslMtiros of all styles and qualities', Stiff Dania different colors, and every description of I Soft Hats now made. TholPunkard and old fashioned brush, kept constantly on band and made 'to 'order, all warranted to give satisfaction,: A' full assortment, of STRAW HATS; Neu's.. boy's and children's fancy. , have also addod•to my stock,•Notions of different, kinds, consisting of Ladies and Gout's Stockings,. 'Nock-Ties, Gloves, Pencils, Thread, Sewing Silks, Sua.: panders, Umbrellas . , Sc.,' Primo Segars and Tobacco; • always on hand:•, . • . • Give= a call and - examine my stock, as I foal con fident of pleasing, besides saving you - money. . • • • • JOIIN A. KELLER, Agt. No. VI Northd uanaver St. '. I 31myCl7 MISCELILINEOUS JAPOO.i.',*''gm , pw-g , p.i,.-4 : ,-c,(,/.:, : - • ,',..9 k 1 / •it .- AMIE TIIISIAli , :, •. , y.. 1 .... 4 , 11 Entire .Trnportinkirti. , .011 k • , :.!ABE 'NOW ''REA.IfsY 1 1 .* • cOnisplA GOODS 1?OR THE PRlttittallt,' 1313A80i1, to.lvJ,iclt tthOy?,nutk respectfully Inello:,..thti; attention. of tholle, ;that lng Philadelphia, suakthittng ;an; ' Valli' holnre 'tho cholcoet articles.' [ref 'aolected.;ana • :thci: hurry"; of froliday,,bualinpoi prodahts •Ithnt csreful atteeition; they dealhon4totlsa gdj ; thqr,7llllt6roi:• stOCN of WATOID.a.'D DIONAB, 3151liblatEllft P LATEP. ri/OODS,'CLOOKEN titorms, • • .adiI!ECIWIPEIAN OVELTII3I, : • , Of every description, Offered. tide .edf ' OLIAYII:III3 ‘ 'louse, exceeds Inlleittieelsoltirloty had lieXtity„.tho" .....etreits_ofany_proviOits year.. 12An exarninosou owik goods canno,Mit prove Anterostlng. to parllWlrOftli the country, ,whu nr,e meet cordially faulted •to vlelt our estabilahmenti All eiders bflelter, or IXittuirlon• respecting goods and prle careful andj prompt attentfonii,clotals carefully; peeked and. foul warded. PRICED 011.E4TLY Itrouorp TO i)UIT TILE TINES ' • •",.• -• • ../ ITAZIE4 . 4 j:ANATAPWSPIOT 4 .. B P: • .'. : Jeweltirg ina•stivtranifthiii, • 71 , , •-‘ No' Bt2ii?iii4o, f ,o,itili*ii4 . ,o;olll•a,'; . : 4eg1,9.180r t ...,... I- •,',,Y , 1. 1 1 : :::. rf.... nii ;',:'.lBottAlor],: lii .. 10 0 I " 26 00 4 100, 5:7.0... VQL - . 68: RHEEM & DUNBAR, Editors and ,Propristors HOOFLAjD' AS' _7317 TERS. HOOFLANDIS GERMAN tigT,Ens, GII! Hoofland's Get*an TOW°. Preparid by Dr. C,, JivoirsoN; WU, B. PARItBIt The Great,Remedies for all Diseases LIVER,-STOMACH, OR Hoofland's German Bitteri Is composed of the pure Juices (dr, as they are medic!. nally termed, Ea it 1 0 tracts) of Roots, Il 0 rh aond Marko,—---tualtlng—a—pnopem. lien, highly concen ~ tented, and entirely free from A 3 .Alcoholic . ' ad/az/are of nny hind. . HOOPLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, combination of all the ihrriedienti of the Bitters, I with the purest quality of Santa Cruz Rum, Orange, 'r e e te tne n d ' i " ce l' et orneellocrredbteemost ilenennt and agreeable Those . preTerring a Medicine free front Alcoholic-ad mixture, will use Hoefland's German Bitters. In eases of nervous depression, when some nleolmilo stimulus la necessary, HOOPLAND'S GERMAN TONIC The Bltters'or the Tonle ore both equally good,'and contain the name medicinal virtues. . 'rho stomach, from a variety of crises, such nflndl neaten, Dyspepsia', .. Nervous Debility, etc., le very opt to , 494 hive its , functions deranged. The result V; of which le, that the patient attars from . several or morn of - ~ the folloiving.disenees: Constipation, Flatulence, Inward -Piles, Fulness of Blood to the Head, Acidity ' of ;the Stomach, Nausea, Heart burn, Disgust for Food, Fulness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sink ing or Fluttering at the Pit - of the Stomach, Swimming of the Hurried -or Difficult Breathing, -Fluttering at the Heart, Choking. or Suffocating Sensations when in a Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or -Webs before the Sight, Dull Pain in the Head, Doll , - oiency of Perspiration, Yel lowness of the_Skin •and • • - B.y e s, -Pain in .the Side,. 4: , f 6 Back,Cheat, 'Limbs, eto., Su d d - e n • •Fl ushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of - Evil, r_ and Great Depression of Spirits. These remedies Will effectually cure Liver CompWO, Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Chronic or Nervous Debility, Chronic Diarrhum,_Disease of the ifidneys, — Diseases arising from a Disordered Liver, !Stomach, or Intestines. - 1E)]B 13 X ]Cl9C'''Sr, ~. Resulting from any Clause whatever; PROSTRATION OF THE SYSTEM, induced by Severe Labor„ Hard ships, Exposure, Fevers, etc. _ Thesis. no medicine te_theacromcdies In such eases. A tone and vigor In iinpaited 'to Ahe v whole System, thu s AppetitdlsStrength• ened,food is enjoyed,', I the stomach digests promptly, the blood • is pmilled, the com plexion b e c o in e a sound, and healthy, the yellow tinge Is eradicated from the eyes, a bloom Is given to the cheeks, and the weak and nervous in. valid becomeA a strong and healthy being. ' Persons Advanced in Life, I -- And - feeling - the - hand - ottima-wel ghing heavily - I:Toff them, with all its attendant ill, will find in the use of this BITTERS, or the TONIC, an elixir that will instil new life into their veins, restore in a measure the energy and ardor of more youthful days, build up their ehrunkgn forms, and give hoaith and happiness to their remaining years., R tan well-eatablished fact that fully one-half of the female portion of our _,population: are eel dom In the enjoyment of good health; or, to_ use their own•ex premien, "never feel. well." They are lan gold, devoid of all energy, extremely nervous, and have no appetite. To tide clam of persons the BITTERS, or the TONIO, to especially recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN :Are nttleeirohriby theme of either of these remedies. They will cure every ease of 111ARASMUS, without fail. Thousands of certificates have accumulated in the hands of the proprietor, but space will allow of the publication of but a few. Those, it will be obaerved, are men of note and of such standing that they must bo believed. TESTIMONIALS. lion. Geo. W. 'Woodward. Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pa., writes: . Philadelphia, March 10, 1867. • , At a "I find GToofland's German Bittern' ft a pod torte, use,ful • ln diseases of the digestive organs, and _, of , great benefit in eases of debility, nod I want of nervous an. lion in the System. Yours truly, , , , GEO. W. WOODWARD.. Hon. James Thompson. Judge of the Supreme Court of rennsyhania. .Philadelphirt April 28,1868 . . . . . "I consider' IToOlinnd'er . aerman - I3ltters 4 n Minable midicine In cum of attacks of indigestion or Dyspxpeln. I can certify this front my experience of It. I Yours, with respect, From Roy.- Joseph Kennard', AD., -•• " Pastor Pf the Tenth iaplat Church;Philadelphia. Dr. Jackson—Dear ilk.: I hays been frequently ro• quested to connect my name with recommendations of Rib:rent kinds of medicines, but regarding the proo• Gee its out of my ap r — propritito sphere, I have. in all cases do I, , dined; but ultli clear proof in cadi. . one Instances and .porticularly'. in say ' owti family,' of the usefulness of Dr. Itooqund's Germim Bitters, I depart foil once Irom my ustinl course,' to express my full conviction that, or goners/. &batty of the system,.und especially for Liver. a:shit/dint, ilia a safe and valuable preparation.- In some cases It may fall; but.utivally, I dopbt not, it will bo very beneficial to, those ,who suffer from the above Causes. . • ,Yours, very respectfully, • • . , - J. 11. lIENNARD, 1.; . . ,Elghun, below Coates pti; From l : P:ev. E. D,' Fends ; 1 . --- Assistant Editor Christian Chronicle, ..rhaudephia.. . , . . ~., '—.-1 have derived decided b.:4)6411min the 'nett ottfoof.' laddls German Bittern, and feet-lt,my mivllega. to vs. ' commend them as a ITIOO Vattlablll talliejta all who are., sulfering from geneml•detillity or from dimities avishig froin derangement of, tholivor. l i Yount truly,,, , , „ , .. ~,,,,:l ,tl . ~ ,g. p.,FENBALL., .... . . •• . , • 1 •'„ • . :j' acAtii i .teyii. '' : '' .--.- '••••• , . ~.,..,,,.:, ~,..-..., .Z 1,1 1 ,111;, ,i ... • , lli ~,'..::,,,,,. ,1: . 1 lio'othindlsGermamliernedice aro counterfeited: Bee: that, the 'signature of.o. M. .T.A.O.IISON/ ;Is bn ' • the -wrapper •,. Of each 'V° t t 10. Alllothers are court , terfelh •. . ..- ... , • Principal .ofilde • • and ' MantifaCtorY • E 0 ' , at the German Medicine t3tbre,,No. 681 4.1101.115tr00t, Pldladelplda. ' 1, I.' ''' ••• ' ' ClicA.nttsla: EvAists;' ll ' " , :,:. :-; , i „: :•.Garmiintriutozlxt.,ihri v il o to r ; 41 , 1 • . ..• .1 Formerly 0.11. JJIORSON 400. ... A—For iiidalit-all.Druggilits and BealentlitMedleitlerc" • ti .. : - • ; .,, , ,,,, i; " , 1 . . fl.iil : ... i: ' i.',. • ~. ..11 i . :.:11, k . • • . illooiland'a German Blitere,iier ' ' ' ' 5-00 tiloonad'a GeriaOnVonlainut Gh In quail 'bottle", 1,60 ), lJ bajfir; - gs.halt dopn i tßr .ft ..l,,r, 77, , ; ... 1113r1 Pp pot, forgot; tooxango,yiiAllladarttaityou .1 4 bD,Y, 1 0 QP/F.t? got tY O FAO!! •11;:ardli NEM ~ ..- ,iii'( ', .r Av .-.-:: , , ..; ~ . . 7 - . ' \\- I 1 = =I MO 1111 AND " PIIILApELPUIA, PA OF ane DIGESTIVE ORGANS _.,- should be used. NOTICE: JAMES TIEOILPSOg.” Pli.Xo34a• MEE 1 _ , , ENE SELECT TALE. WITHOUT •RE§BitirE fr4i;n:...(ast.reek.). Ity unclo thanked . them, Vut could, not accept such , a loan from_strangOrs„ Ho Tula going,' ho said, that; flight to the hotel, and n0.15t day with.mo,to Ikondon.L - "Take the key, Hopkins," • ho said, "and leav'e it at the.l3ank.." And Hopkins took it and locked the dOcir. ,-, • , -what extravagance is this, Hop 'l" he exclaimed' again, as he saw the _cab 'from the- Sun, -waiting for him at the, door. "Do you think all' this IMs taken the use, of my limbs from . me,•and that I could not walk a copple of hundred yards ?" "I am not going to liv9 alot otpeoplo staring at you, as you.walli," said Hopkins. So wo got in,—Hopkins outside with the driver. '.111h3; he's taking us.round by Jackson's Lane," said rny 'Uncle, as ho pulled down the . window, and celled to the driver to - know wlfain Ire was going. . • t'lt's - all right," said Hopkins; "I've a call to make if you'll excuse me taking the liberty." . "Confound his impudence," said my un •T'driving jino about to make. his calls j' 'Now Jackson's Lane is just outside the town, and has a few - pretty _little semi-de= tached houses in.it- each 'with a neat bit,of garden in front., .. • We•stopped in a minute at one of the 'prettiest of. these,, • and -Hopkins jumped down and opened the door of the" cab and the gam of the garden. "Please to step in, sir, for only ono min uto,!laakl -Hopkins, with an air of- great - embarrassment, such as I might havo-imag ined him to assume in case of Lis being sud denly detected stealing the spoons. "Please do step in, sir, and excuse the liberty." And at that moment the house door opened, and out stopped Burnett, my un cle's cook, and stood at the end o the little gravel walk, courtesying and y l shing vio lently. "Why Burnett what in the if u o,of good.: mss do you and Hopkins mean ?" asked my uncle. "\ of Burnett any longer," Hopkin‘broke in. "I was tired of seeing her crying in the- kitchen this morning, so I happened to have-a Marriage license in my pocket, and we walked as far as the church, while 'the sale was going--on, and she came out Mrs. Hopkins, if you'll excuse us taking he liberty withoiit naming it. first-to you." "It's the most sensible thing you ever did in your lik," said' my uncle; but I had sorne_thenght_of_asking_her-inyself.''--- 7 -- Mrs Hopkins blushed redder thlui - liefore and_drepped_short. courtesies-Arithout—iwter 7; mission. "So you've brought me hereto wish you oy. - - Well God bless, you both !" "It was not exactly that," said Hopkins; "indeed - I - could - not trive taken such a 'lib erty. But I thought sir perhaps—l thought that perhaps, - you and Miss Ada—and Bur nett thought too—'' "Why, my good Hopkins," said my un cle, "what does this mean 'I" .for ho had quite broken down and could say no more. kins, late Burnett, "as ho says, that as we lived under the same roof with you and Miss Ada so men.) , years, you would, ,perhaps, let us live under the sane roof with you a little-longer, we being too-old to - make - flow friends. So Hopkins, ho had a chance to get this house, and he has "made it as corn, fortable as he can, and wo thought, you would, perhaps, let us live with you here till you find a Moro fitting place;' and Bur: nett, as she concluded her speech (which she had not got through without many inter ruptions,) polished the door-plate, with her ftpronrand -, myizemcLoLreattThlit7cieiirriir - Wde7- upon it. Then ho went into the parlor, and ho buried face for. minute in his hands. When he lifted it again Hopkins was stand ing with`his bank deposit-book in his hand. master," he said, "yours has been, such an easy idrvico, that to have no•one to serve will be - harder work. Let us stay with you still. Don't call it stayingwith us. See here; all we have is yours. We have 'Ma other use for it; take it for yourself and Miss Ada; only don't lot us part." And he put the deposit-boolc en the table, at my uncle's hand. - The old Lawyer looked at him' steadily for a; While before hd found words to answer him. unopkins," ho said, "I bays read of such servants as you and Burziettin books, but I neyer: belioved in. them." - c , And — lP -- said — f r loplcins'"havo - roa - d • of 'such naastorsas ours; and found it very easy to believe in theni;') • , c1:11ii could not take LOridon with Will." • aet.tatce : it, sir ? , itia only u ,what you have. overpaid me."- •• have nover:Pitidyon at nIL,, Hopkins; such seiv ieu as yours is not paid with money. 414 wo stay with you' to.;night 'instead of Igniug to the hotel. , Yes, yes," chuckled the old butler, "Mid longer than to-might,"or .My name's not 'Hopkins." - • ' - After thirwe sat a long time without speaking, until a knock came to the door, and in aa,inatent. Ada was, in her father'S . arms. Hopkins had sent word to her where she - ,wciuld -find him,-and Mrs:Hopkins had niee' her at the door, and told her that her bed was prepared for lihr • oliVliat does it all moan, papa? HoPkine . and Burnett hero, . `HOPkin Bui'nett`cMidt Only as One, my -dant, ' They got . — married this wornii g; '' This is their house, 'and` they per'siit mine; want'tli i iit With 'MO,' but . wieb' juit:lci keep" 'That's' alt." Th to 'wish 'thiViild:'simple joY. And they laughed with Mir a ; little', and cried a good deal baroi:o she came back, ~ A rid.,indoed,l hardly know. what emotions Tfere4itrttagest Avith;ipy__?f 7 ._us_iilplieLrest.A the:evening. BU . i lam sure that none of us were hall unhappy." • . Even Wlten iny. uncle Molt the book ; and we heard him read,, apd idous_that_his_liPS:weiOfernsing-the-Worda4- , • 904110, !sorons.S . 4 rqopt,hp kikeldEWS,oy,49p ci:Od „propko'r 7/F4 n. ll ll ~:W444.1 his' nd!9,'l l ?l o °a:4l"(miPlYi 49101 t o by.W I light walked through. darkness; Asa , - *y, .-- • , MEP Was in the days. of my youth; Wlietr , the secret'. of God' Was upon thy . tabernacle; when the Almighty was yet with me, when eiy . children wore about say, tiiil7o cau g ht his Ipw words, the tandOr'i.itk, ,sennaek rag*: pity :for another - than hiintelf'2 4 But whenda'tooli. Of hia baritt 'and said, "1: will rona_,to . yau,papa";' . and whun she turned to another :page and road out, firmly and boldly; 4.0 give thanks unto tifolird;'fOr ho tigoo4, for his mercy . ondureth forever," wo fult tberi that shohad. struckAtia_truerland: - .thoLinobler:_key, before atio eamb'ethe oriceof the 'psalm we did not doubt that-ho vhio had turned our, water-springs into <lry ground .,.. yould' turn againyur dry ground into water-springs; thaehe who had minished us and brought us low; was indeed mighty enough antl-gra ci4i 'enough, to sot the popr on high again from aillietion. Hopkins carne in with candles . wtiOn was groWing late, and asked, with as Pro-- fouod a deference us ever he - Mid 'asked; if anything more was wanted: — - And so we went - to 'bed - in the now houM, with thdold .door , plate on 'the new door. Adii's love-birds hung in their old cage in the window s and --Noliy, coiled up in .ter basket, kept Watch outside hot: chamber. It night have been.perhaps half an hour after-we had ftniShed breakfast next morn ing, while we sat talking over our little half-formed plugs, when -we heard the gar den-gate creak on its hinges, and Ada, looked out, exclaimed, "Why, papa, it's Miss Bellamy coming and in another instant 'Hopkins reported that that_lady asked leave to seamy uncle. "Show Miss Bellamy in," he said, and we noticed a strange flush on his worn old face. She had walked down unattended; and it was now so rare a thing to see her walking that I dare say she was . hardly known as. she passed along the street. She _earned light silver-beaded cane, and leant on it a little as she Carrie to the chair I placed for her. "1 havo been a long time coming to see you, Thomai," she said, "and -I. doubt yOu will-think I have chosen my time badly -at, last." „„;;NcrerpFanny,” ho answered; "late o eon could make no difference in your Wel come:" Hon strange it sounded to us tp hear theirs calling each other bytheir Christian names. Ada and I triud.whieh T of : us could open our eyes the widest. "Lam'sorry," she, said. / for-this litile - Onn;"_laying his hand on Ada's head; "we must all he sorry for EMI "Alid foc yOu too "0 as for me; - wliatmatter whether. my monnf_be takemfrOm me nowyor-l-from itr in a year or two ?" - - _ siddj-“you'inust-striy-witlr us the year or two." "Stay where ?" he asked. "In your own of l' house, where else ? See here, it wasjor metheAdmiral bought.your house and grounds a fortnight since. These are the papers making them mine. Take them." e e,rosp rpm his chair and hold out his hand as if begging her forbear; he shoek:- his head but did not speak. She went on. r -Plt vas for me that those T l eadott 'brokers bought all in your house at the sale. ksefOiere is my receipt from the auctioneer. Take it." Then he took both her hands and bowed his stiff old back, and kissed them tenderly, as a young lover ltssed those of his love. 'But. heshook his head aiid,said, tremulously, "It cannot be, Fanny; it,9annot be." "But hear me out," she said, "I have not _done yet. You sayit.eannoEVe he - eituseybu think I want to make a useless gift,. And I know as well as you do that a big house would be Worse than useless to you, loft as they say you are. But, Thomas, I came to say, something mere.", Then we noticed that,the old lady lid'sitated, and looked at us, and seemed ;or ;in instant embarrassed. Adel beckoned to me and 'said, "We will walk in thogarden ie minute, papa." But Miss Bellamy with an effort recover ed herself; and said, "No, no; why should I care to speak before you children.. Stay with us, and hear all I have to say to your papa." - "Thanes, I have reconsidered my andwor to:you. I have taken a long time to recon-' sidor it; but you will have the Jess doubt of iny knowing' my own mind now. De you remember-what it was - yoirtame and -Said to . ina . fifty yours - ago ?" "As if it:Were yesterday." "Lot me see, then, if I remember too; 'for it has scorned to me for years 'as /only . a. dream, • .I,will:toll you what it iii , that , I dream did- rosily litifipon,.and,you shall stop me whore my drcain - seems false."' . "I dream of myself as a young girl of twOuty whom•ovary ono know to• heiress, whom some. few thought to be beam. tifur-4my uncle .modded - gently).-'-i'aad whom Thomas Enoch mistakenly .thought to have,a heart, .antrbe good,. and. worthy M bo: . , • • ; mistakenly,!' my Uricle whispered: ol..droani of ThOnus Enoch as a', young man who had his way to make hill° world, and who,.though only two-and-twenty,;' ready gavwsigns ,• - `,A,droana that ho—that is,. yon-earne to mo once an& told Irina. story of first love; that I put him off with an.. uneortairi an swor; notihnowing my own mind,"and being foolish and' hoartlessr.--;.(my, inieloishObk hiS blead) r -",that atiastlsent him to niy father, kneiving.- well What ans Wor !he Wall I d get; thatopyl father, • a successful barrister; tre- . ;looted preniptorily. tho . suit of tho "young solicitor, andtmado : it • impossible for, him to revisit at ourihouso., • !-, Idrontned - that inr a little wlifo lio forgot ; ' - `Atlany rate; that , who'n.• my fatbor.:snom drockwltoml was lnftmtroivirmistrah.#,:aaa_ - iiiisTrogi of 'alltmy.fatltor'hLwbalth;' rfhoiitaa' imnltnovor gave tino, alacond (Mance of bell' : conting;hii;qlMt..thouglritad;camortiAltin litylWn• mind only too,.wolli. Ind lovod rti , 'oti I so.limly"- , -(my uncle - lifted 'hie mud with ii'stra9ge,e4tpression:ol...stirprise. upon his fir9)7::?l3ll9yer FAtm± 9g019,!' :Oki \ ditYl:47,' ENE CairWei 'pa.; 1711. day, FObruar : 7, 1868 Ilf.-SILLY OLD FOOLS I i _LP 1 i _. E _ . would stop at thy .16or and not gqpsst it,!a I.l4rid AUspicion rOsoin my `mind 'That it madmy'monoy that kopt us apart. dream that just as '1: thought Ike way Was opening for us tfy,:eome . together again he formed the ai.qtiaintanco of one whore no man could help loving; thatin a little time luf married her,'and fohnd in her a ',better wife then ever ho could Intim found:ln.me'"' .._• nA gOod Wife;lifidoed,_tifank;.God l" my uncle said Mournfully: _ , • 4 And then AIM dream grows less Jilics dream an;l_More like reality, fbr it traa7ll:7 _ing, evidence ii the present, and, i stern--m!!— merinlis of the:past to fall back upon: Yet I cell it a dream still. • • dream that this — wife bles'sed him, with a happy family, who grow up to be his pride, and the envy of less happy 'teen' and women; that orie by ono' they were all taken from him, wife and children too;,, all save 'ene,"'and she laid:lier hand on Ada's head; 'band I saw him go often with that one to the churchyard, carryingflowers, and come home empty-banded. And 1 asked• Myself, I &cam that I asked myself, 'Why was 1 left-to see myself change from young to middle-aged, frbm iniddle•aged to old, use less and with lily heart all dried to dust; - the yOung and happy . . were taken away? Would it not have been wiser and better, more economical and less wasteful, in the great Dispenser of happiness, that I should havobeeri Sent to my steep there in, stead of one of these ?" Por tho fldwers too would have been saved. . so I scorn to sse tho , yenrs roll on, weary year after weary year, and I live my useless life, unloved and uncured for, and 1 see you day by day; but there is a gulf be tween us us - deep . as tlmlgrave_p_mhich_ve era both going. Yet, even aeripS the gull' it is pleasant to me to see you,- it is iaileed the ono pleasure I have in lire; and there fore (what ether reason should I seek)l one Morning I wake to . tlnd it is to be taken from wt - die - to find that: as ‘yoUr. want of money parted us once, your - loss of it is to part us again; that you arc a ruined man, and that all you'have is to be sold,. and tuu to sn'you housefess and homeless." "No no,"•snidin uncle: • "Then, being broad awake to what I should suffer, and having grown so old and. selfish, I try to,sttim myself that pang; I buy your house, •and everything ,of yours tlint I can get, and I come to beg you to take.them all back again, and to' take me with then. • “There;” she Aiiid, "WS out at last; but don't interrupt ino yet; this is _ttlo . speech-I-over life, And I si 11 cover again have occasion to make . anal:ter .half- so _lops% --- - "These children never heard nn ofrer of marriage before, MI I suppose few people ,over have heard ope_mad.o "Thomas, you made me an offer of mar _riage_llft,y_years_ ago,- and-- were-- rejebted, Now i come and make you one;—will you have reveng,o ? or Wlll_you let a 'woman plead to you successfully ?' "Pity me. I am old, - and rich, and • lonely,-0-so lonely I You are 'old, too, and poor, and will you not be lonely if you are parted from this girl ?" - - Oire - of my unelC - 8 -- Inffdrs was covering his.eyesr - He stretched out the other, and Ada's dropped into it and pressed it. "We are tottering down to the grave. Let us totter down together. It may be but a few days' journey. It may be .more distant. That. is its God's hand. , Let ine give tip_toyou the heavy burden, Of riches I have borne so long. I don't know what to do with my money. I want some ono to teach me how to use it. I Willa some one to leave it to. I want to think I have done sonic good with it. .... I LTlh2mas, : lliatvel-Wonder - ofton wily 1. was rich, and why I was spared so long. 1 think now that I have found it out; -Ana it Is fur this I have been trusted with riches, rind spared for this, , "'So Much as money can buy,' I have often said, 'if it could but buy — tie love !' But now; as it cannot, let me try to win it other ways. "Let me try 'to get some little share in Ada's love, Will you try and persuade her that you thought me lovable once? And will you, neither for what I am, nor what i.have, but for the, memory of that .girl whdm fifty Ywary, ago you..wished to bo the mothar, of you children, 16f your child, 0 Thomas, for that momory, call rrio mother !r -'She, ended, and the dear old face, At up with a beauty that the eloquence of her in-, tellso.emotionh4lfindledovas covered with: blushes; ,e;e4 uever,hu l ire I seerredy young - 'Lee whose loVelipess, has helm hell so much dribhimeecl by blushes those,.,Wrinkled . features were., , • She ended, and putting : her:, hand on his, said, "Now, - Thomas; am, or before thOse, openly as I have,sPoken .• , • be:l6re thera.": - • 'find ho at tyo her his answer ahnpst in stimtly.'iMusing only till ho hod so far mos.. torod his 'emotion tlita . 'ho'nould doMmand his voice. . ' ,•' . 'ITC took harland bet*een both' his,' and looked key full in, tkd taCe,. "... "Fanny, I take you - at - your I will not go.aiyay,but•will take yrod,,kunto to_mx kottee at Ada put one aim around his: neck, :and tke -- othei. - ariTtth - d 7 hors, and kiesud then' 'bah: itlllny Vrod : yess yon, sorb you are doing right. And t mommn, , love,yon alFeady, -I will, ,loyo,y,ou. and hcrit,giiodaliild tp , ,yone, , i ; k9lp, yoOito spend your indeed, thnt is' food • And, 'rig aid voi,bing, , 1 40o."hroagh thOfeio dear old fades togother, 0 , 4 .1 they . kiseed each ,for the drat Lima ; 1 i . 'ut iieWyti. , „ nod, liontseynny4:To. •That ie t e only,, proposal- of rnavrtrigo over, heard Opole in :illy iifo,,exeopt my own, which I thigh( to intv,n, said, I 4109 two ; nigh taerirlior after, iny,, pq, , gono, .be(l,:k*vbilO-Aii.u.,oo-I,viere‘.- seated -on Lot 436. g9.„1. oAdoJirpq plonthb since , the. 8 " 1 9 t9Wf Place. Afift Pr!. tho Sundoyfel!ow4l tfiko , letirria.ge l . y.rere.Tubliohed, hureh-r„...itietween'T-r,Phontoot ,Nvidervey, , and, 14nncos. , , 801 l Emily; Of MOP iikr.iPh4Ll , AP4'W.itbAl ,t. 4. 1 1191.419 tea .4 1 YO; (049 t qag., pn :mgrning, ;,00,rvice they had boon pronounced u.oogpleti ' : -'''',•'' , -..ft ' ,• ;, , , ~.. , U , ~.......: ~, _.,•...., ..,.., ..„. ...•,...,. r".:;•? 7,:::.):1-tP 1 I C " -.' T:thi.l63:'•42,9 * b in'AdVanee. or $2;60 within the year pf silljr - old 'fools bjPalf 4 4, Sinitened, whigh:T, for 'don't confirm, and of , thosb Who prpnounced it retracted., again before thodny \vs's ' , ', I believe HoPkins and his bride had some. serious thought of alleging jiiti r dtinse and inipedimenf why tliese two: blitibld.' not ) ba' joined: together in • holy ;matrimony. :_At any rate, they being:in' chUrnh.:.(quite. in 'orbdulotisTof;the: - 'inmorL they, 4a4_ 4onrd):, were obsorArd to rise in their , seats when - thin"missies were read out; --but „ whether it _were-that-Astenishment-took-Irom-lhem-the pOwer of, speeeh, or bb it us it they sat down nd, n again,"a - so far vs ., iindiblo - pro: test want, reniainod forever silent. . And in .consideration, of their not•Topid- , ding the union (at_lenst4jdo,..bolieve they thought themselves at first rdtained through. fear),and in order to'rifollify thhin• stiil fur ther,. these two good old sonl.44ere given to understand that they could by 'no means be allowed-to:occupy the hMise.in Lane. but "th'iit _firs"'lout-pinto.;mus't - . brought backto Boad.Strooti , and-, y themselves iiiuSt follow it with all cOnvdnir.' eat speed, : There is nomore to .be told. 'The - wCil : ding took place about a month afterwards. Ada was bridesmaid was 'best than, and all was done very quietly. But I have not often seep )tieddingi that. gavo: greater promise of happiness.- : , • • MiSa..llolllamy!s great old house,- Myrtle House, is enipcy, and nn army or_fittinters and paper,hangers are getting it ready for' its new Ann'tints. It is not yet quite settled when we shall gO into it, as Ada seems 'to have ati imtnense.„number--of- preparations necessity. , • But when we'get into it, if we suecced.in making it as happy a house as the ono in .Broad Street, and in making oursolVes as happy lit:mph:l us the old turtle-doves who coo there, "we•shall be well content, My uncle is at least ten yhrtha yet - ingot' . - than he was three months ago, and' Mrs. Enoch walks without her cane even when - she fins not her imsbaud to lean upon. MISCELL.A NLrOVS. A `. Nasby Mr Kosby. Goes to Ohio 611.(1 Mission of-Merry -4 -Terrible illistaler - .`a n d its Consequrnees. (POST OFFIS, 00NPEDRIT X ROAD'S; Wich is in-the S Mit uv Kentucky,) - • _Dec. 23, 1867 _ hen --th e--Al mi fy - Mmde — nigrg - eiT ought to hey made em 'So that mi.tiri with the sooperierjrace—Would'hey been — air IL& possebility. The cuss of missegenashen, and the hatrid ifv , the Dimocricy . try Ohio for niggers, hez between em, left me in a condisheir wicb I - hardly - supposed I 'shbod ever find, myself in. 1 _ rite these lines -propped-up in bed at - my - boardin - house, my face beaten ton jelly, and perfectly kiyered with stickin plaster; my, nose, allus the beauty and glory uv my face is enlarged to twice its fair proporshens, my few remain ing teeth hey biri knockt (limn my. threat, my lips resemble satisages . ,: my loft ear is forever no more, and watAittle hair wuz trangirrabout - ray - venerable-temples is gone .and my head is .ez bald ez a billyard ball and twict its normal size. It come abou MIE There wuz trouble in one uv the Southern counties 1117 Ohio. In a reliaLly Democratic township in that county is a settlement of niggers, who in the old time ran away from Kentucky, and settled here where they coed hey wat they earned wick wuz jjst so Much swindled out. tiv Kentucky's accuinMated wealth. 1:1v course comin from Kontuelty these niggers._ are_many„-of-them - ew:near white ~cun be. One uv em who ,curried with him the name or his master, and ez he says, father Lott, is cz near a white man ez may be, and ez he married a wench .who wuz a shade whiter than hu, their - children are jist a touch whiter than both uv , em. Uv these hd had 3 daughters yangimfrom sixteen to twenty.— Now thisLett is a disturber, He had :a farm perhaps 205 Meres - and, wuz taxed lieu for Auel_purpUsed,u'ibut—his—eldldren wimp% of emirs° aliowed ttotteadthe oboe]. Nonu t, the nigger children ; _ were, But his'Lett got ilia ijho into his lied, that there wusn't no„propriety in bixpayin taxes with 4ut.enjoyin suns uv-the benefits urizin from em, and abetted, by the other,Huggers, who iVere wicked Rua' to. , complaM uv payiii takes, to the support uv white . skoclx, datigters..tOtbe skool,diyeet-. n thein,t,?:--Tresen-ttiettytelves7bnltitrial take theiTseats quickly.;:and ,persogeriigly.• They did so . . The schoolmarm, whowtia.,a litizzy, with black eyes :.and.nateral curls, 'from the State.tiv Noe. ll ntnpslieer. -where they perseltoot the saints, not only assented to yeeeiv ' - ein"hiit - re ry ly' seats andlitit ent in6nicelasses4thifik nit that . With white childien. it • !: • 'Thorn wnz trdtdilo t in wili ,, snnt. for , to:wunst,nnd,Ondly.X,nonlo. I'wuz never so .gratplecl in rAiy, , l!tn - 1 , :Had stnnitiso*. broken dui, in' `thatslioid, there nroodeitY hey bin half iho'?gg' diioilin'nf, in tti'o' townßhip: It nrnntifn:riubjnet . .nryoonivei* tnik.avorywhore j, n the. unordny w adi4in liko • n pok: E.,Tot , 4tio.kunn3eql nv th township, Oud.damonOad,oi theyr.,inton 7 , doll - rowdy to-, submit to .thia i offras2 ?, tbny — intandoil b'evtiMr , Sot 'skid by "lido opts itti Hato; who tviM, ashen, uv inforibritY :fOrovor.:l i&k,cd,r so 44pgrado yotirsolvos,•romrso bitirst, ~4h qpyroaPa4. l v Y ° PTipAlil4f9ti3r..; :.• 410,,!), 1 , 1 Pin I ‘ , ' ih. l!' l/1 4 - !l a 9 9 Pnt l k e YiPP - i sworeil . ninN, youn r an,iMousie ro 7, ,qq tO' gb' OCOOr" yhat , thoyoMilli'lidintnpt64:ll . sr*O'icjk4' in' haini !Avho . ol43d'obtlytii:nl4 t,t4SOICmS tunOng tilo u tkv,•:r4 BlifigriQr irtkdtprri -Pqr!lqPlT illlQ.kßar.l eP they knpwti those. trls by alto.: No th rn l bin t014,'''41641' aro'gf.'SoiSii th Oin;r"tittitti"witilii:u! tti&l tliatlth or wuz.atggad ;DPP°r l .O tY :f(4I( OPNYJ ' A I t occasior7 ,4 ;it rnivcierq TrNiaorois istithin whitnTion'Obs4lootly re , lintV, andstivn r winii , itinsliiNtlvniS,4eVoffs.?•So 1 robin with one of thei4if*o aiiktutotiowliix ,-: rrrr ' ME .:11! -,:ci ilbbiggeo 'there is in em, Mid that unerrin in stincic,.Wood...betray.'om, tome, tvich - by the way goes to proyo that the.dielike we hey to en the 'result nv , prejudice, but is. a Part uv tonr very naeber , and one us! its highest .Thud eunimlinin;we reached, and entered ' the eltool• house: ' The Skool-marm wu 'thare, oz. Mite •and oz,Crisp. ez Tanooary_ mornin—the skelers..wuz.ranged on the seats studj'ing ez rapidly ez possible. .... "Miss " sed I, ..wo aro informe'd.that thrce , nigg' 6 F A wenches; ditughters.of Ono of Lett, a - rninglin With our cleuters ez . "The,' MiSies Left:Elie alcool,'-' sed she; rusher Miseheeviopsly, , "and I am hap py to state Out they,t4oarnong my pupils." "Miss," Sed I; sterilly,-"Rurr En OUT TO US I" . • . "Wherefore.?"'sed she. "Thrit . we nifty bundle ern outP' 'Sad r. "Bless me ried she, :fq reely ceedent_do Oat, .lAry expel em 77'• • !flecoz" sod I, -i‘do niggiar:shel.—contutni note -the white children, uy•this doestricit. 'No sech disgrace steel be put onto ein. sed•this itgri‘mtin &hookworm with wuz from'lslao Ilamsheer, "put em out." But show_mo with they-are."- - "Can't, you dotget:. em, sir? 'Don!t their color betray ow 7 Ef they Life .96 ncer white that-you Can't:it - won't - hurt - very mach - to let eve stay.”. I wuz acirely puzzed. Ther wusn'Ca Sirl in'the room who looked-at all niggery. But -my reputation wuz at stake.. Notlein three girls betting together who wuz somewhat ' dark - compleeted, andi-- whose ib!dek. wava r : - Iwelit -- fOrrT andiliived em out, the eussid skool rriartn almost bdstin with 'after. Here the tragedy okkored. 'At the door I met a Man who had rodo four miles in his zeal to assist us. •He hod alluz bed an itchio to pitch into a nigger, andezhe coed do it DOW safely he-proposed not tn lose the chance. I wuz a puttin oil em out, and'had jist drag'd em to the door when I met him mmenin 'What is thil 1" sod he with a-surprised look. • _ • "We're puttin out these cussed wenches who . -is contaminating yoor children' and mino," scd I. 'Ketch hold uv that pekool yerly ditTistin one y`ondori" sed I. EN onus,t_you . slcoundrel, Punt GIRLS IS MY tants 1" • -• And .mlithoul waitin for explanashen, the• infooriated monster sailed into 'me, the skool _marm_ layin_over_on_one—the,--befiches—ex-- - pl never heerl - 1, The three gii•lsindignant, at Mein mistook - wenches, assisted ther parent; 'ain; between em, in about four minutes I wuz insensible. _One ily the trus tees, pityin my woes, took me to theneerest ritlermfd stashen, and somebow,law_l_know -not, I gut home, Where . I am at present re cooperatin. -• I hey only to say that when I go on..sicli a trip again, I shall require as condishen, precedent that the Afrilcins to bo put out slid hey enuff Afrikin into em to prevent sick mistakes. Bit, good Lord, wat lievont I suffered in this cause? PETROLEUM V. NASD; .P. M., ich tg—Postmaste-E) 'Buy any - butter licril - P - 'sairic . aMley customer, who walked into a dry goods store in a certain city, and. looked' much. like a character who knew_ a.great -den 1. nicir(!, of himself than he cured to tell. " No, sir," replied the merchant, "we don't want to buy any." . “Want to buy any eggs?" "No sir; wo keep a dry goods store here." 'fSo buy somo as pigs and a mighty sight-nieor, : . - "So I sir; I tell you we don't deal in any thing but dry goods:" "Couldn't I Bell you n nice fat shoulder o pork ?" "1 teltyou, sir, we deal in dry goodi oa elusively here."'.', • -• •- • Waal what'll yon- give for driel•pea ch rESI good story, is told of au, old Dutch far tiler, who, intriug just arrived, at the dignity ofjustice of the . peoce, undertook to inarrya couple 'win) PantolOhirn flir'that purpOse. you i'antt:to . bo'ruarrit. dO you ?" die WQM.lllsq goat, as any yOu ' • . , , Y43,-"-answered-thetnAn. , you lovedii man so better as no men you •never see 7:' Lady hesitated,'ann'ho' repented, " Veil, veil, do you like hi te,ho well 09 to be his wife?" •••.. . . !' Oh, certahiii," ; eh, gustrered, with a kitid of titter..". . dat'ie all any reasonable 'man can .expect. So you are marrit. I pronounce yc:4l-man And wife. trian'th ea - nelted . tlte jtystipe • yra;s ,to pay, nolltink,ianll 7 .-nottingrtt 'Yon..arn ,welcome to it if it 'y'ou 'eny koPk". , . itt BEL Gen: -11arroock id Atacrytod out the ProOideuVa polio)! roost 13us!, Uoosfuliriuibb dratria ornbraoitii, an4rrolou. - 4abolB are supreme uutrago .o . udopurclor l Unionlito . wit,h4,olßunit,y,yornitOin r ouu ofttiO'obltiroo i slaN•erS , irOinaci 666101110 f, Op'eeeii' 'Mid ['teflon tinit't,m,,•tli thro l OgliOut the sdatli. On the 31 et u I 'Reiiub II c El' ;Alen:spied: to hold meeting Texua, , but it Nyais ,b7rolrou tit 0...,r0b01a,,, WTs ,i!PF/}ki!)-g!..W4,1V at, nut compelled .to seoksafeiy n 4 foloasod '• tba: yrotootioo „An.4rovir ; Julkuliorl,giyos,l7utOrli6tO, tho,Oomill..LL • 'Toting lady moinimr, of a tlalifb t r nikloclge, of edSaPrdriiiiitiii"ilitiivid . i . t. Bpor Vdd l olien . do'neol:oW , boing; -rdipoilotro4octit , 4lll,l • _f_o_r:fiiiihk,inSid.ot...Ltidid:lhoLv....q.r3Oicroidoi;.. ` (05 81 ? 1 ' °t 4 9) Nrin oIAI oh : ,1 ' o duifi.iccingTOiTo . wo /oid o 'IR." NO. 6 Hew ; Pat,',4Tealied The._ • a • ' one" who inietitri!eled the'Miesle• ,elliptAtikind !ow waterhne witnessed the TrocesF - of - fhonvink - :tho lead, andwill . see :where the., ,, lnugh -- comestr.in- the follow. - ing - • - • „ . The- 4 ---waseotning. Ap*npie Upper loaded •with idelead. : As - she ,was going civ'erla shoalplaeo he:Pilot gave tho signal toheavn the lead. Tie only man forward ate.the'time Wien' green Irishman. • Why clon(you heave ,thaLload?” it: to—heave.: the, lead, ..your 4nor ? Where to ?" "Overboard, you blockhead , ' The Irishmanlehatchad.4 one of the' pike of lead and threw it overboard; the mate in endeilvoring to !prevent him, lost. his bal ance and fell into the river. The . captain, running. to the. edge of!the roof, asked:, why don't you heavothe thidTsinii - Oni how ,much waLor thei.e is?" ."The leud.is is heaved your honor and the •' mate's gone, down to see how mach water there is,'-respondodPat. " Petroleum V. Nnshy;',Nrho runs the "Mil itary nod Insti toot"„of' - Kentucky, thus-records one result or the' defeat of ne gro:suff!agein-Ohicii— . . Tha Fakulty_uv the Institoot met Mixt: . for_the ,purpose — utr 4 tetigtn" the ScriPters. It Wuz 'de:sided tltt tho word white shoed be insertid wherever necessary and that this edishen only be yoosed by the Democracy and ConservatiVe Republikins. • Wo made progress , the bein' a few of-the changes: "So God ciedien white man in his own image,-! Whosoever, therefore, ,shall confess,Me., &-e. • "Sutter little white children to'come un to me for of such is the Kingdom uv Heav en." Wich laqt, is comfortip.,' it shows.thnt theAistineshen is kept up through nil etern ity. givo these merely as samples. We steel heyli ilnisht in a few days, and• of funds can be raised steel publish it; . Skis a foislfun of the Scripters is greatly reedid." .A Monet, §tos BOARD.—The following tt 69 put upon the door of a house occupied, bka father and son. The former_wits_ a black smith rind publican, and thelittAer.a _healer : "Barnesfiltod eun_blacksinith and barbers work dmie here' horseshoing and shaving., and hare curled.pleeding teeth drawing and other farriery, work, all sorts of spiritus tick ers altording- to the late commical treety. Take tthtls my wife keeps skool and also teeches reeding and, writing. and, all the hotlterlarnedlaugwetelies and has aswistants if required to leech horitory sowin and matbewmatik'and bother fashionable diyur ! shun'." HAM) on limmucx. - 7 -The New York Day . Book, one of the most 'radical' of the C6p perhead prilita, is very severe on Ge'rt. Han cOek, and repudiates him in tot° as a Presi dential Candidate. The Day Booksays : Ilanebolc"Was the hangman of Mrs. Surrii:tt. Ile was one of Holt's bright and shining -tools ill that illegal rind murderous business. If he were fairly and justly tried by the law, be would be hanged for that deed- lt was a_r_exengefulrmalielouS-murder;--Nrff-dil— the form-of military trial render it any less murder, go. Hancock . • .cannot execute the order of a_band of asses- - sins, nail then excuse himself by saying that he r individiutlly; had - no malice, The law knows no such excuse se that. - Williain — T , Flarniltom - the,noflir. S. Senn tor .from Maryland, was, according to our .recollection, in sympathy with the Rebel lion at least in its earlier stages, and not heartily for upholding the Union by arms at any stage. We believe he was'a member of that Legislature which Gem McClellan dispersed because of its notorious disloy alty. Reverdy Johnson, whatever,, his faults, was steadTastly,fprthe Union, Gov. Swann-- Was . ` predominantly so. Neither of them will ever be forgiven therefor by the party now: dominant in Maryland. Josh Billings says_that the.heart—of-a-true friend is like a mirror—if you look into it you see yourself thor. It is a good plan tow kno many people, but. tew let only a few linoyou.________-, =L:dorilt-earo-hirw - mlichThThan'telks, if he saysit in a few words. Rewards deferred make us miserable; it is jist so with ptitidrients, When I wua a boy I hed rather be licked, twice than tow be postponed once. The top rounds uv a ladder are al.tSays the most dangerous. In the old town of-,W in the Pine Tree State, lived one, of those unfortunate lords of creation who had, in not a very TUng lifo'puG an inourning for three depart ed wives. In due time a fourth was in augurated Mistress of-his heart and ;new. When the new wife was putting things to rights, While cleaning ... out Alio attic, she • came across a long piece of liyard, and was , aboutJaunching it out of the window, when little Sadie interpc;sed and said: 4 .0 h don't that is the lioard.Papa Jays out his wivoe on and he want's to save h.!, Novorth,las out. •it went.., , . , fliC'folloWiegis the Maidee effort of a youtlifUl poel, who certainly gives signs of promise'. -1 -• ; - ' _.., ' f . 011, - the up, the.bilitiliful pup, - tYri nlifng hi milk 'from a heautiiul cup;, Ounibolink round so fr . isky iftid free, • ' First gnawing 'a bone, then biting a flea; Jumping, • • . . .., „ " - • Ruithing, — . . - .. . .„ • • Aftirlbe,pony penittiful ado . n be 'Pelogii . '• A white-mem, not longaince, stdm' black' Man: in one of ' courts of a free State, and ,whilethe trial was before the judge,the gants 'mime to no amicable , settlernent, and the counsel. stated this to court:. t '!A. verbal settlement will- not "ariswer,t,,,,t .qt,".rnust be in N4rlting." illore. is the agreement: in black Whito;” said tho eounsel,i - pointing 'to :Via.. ,p4tie9, ;!!pray what does,your honor want moro than. this PP.'•• • • •,. Th9,P#ssng.otr..or 01 •ni is.in• the ordi••• naiy . , enures uf..nathro, but• tbo elegies. Out arc ,inspirea.by,;acciduats aro various 'and lunching, -as, in. the fullowing,. wbere'.'thek,,•:l .pausq:cg t tls cxit is follow.edlby matte!' port1 4 • , , Iv. • Ftoin llfo to d sudden, stiolee— • i.l . Ills Load }ran b te broke; Tho purplO gore 16 stortiiii did rim i .-,:4sl4#au*ldey:zsgtc..Oni. who,wa` c 7 ; li t; 1490 . 11 !ci 4pT.O.fluie menc ., ,!J p i roi replied ".1, auk ' • eii - 4 t enani , t • PPer.getr -- • !At Whole oftlieth • ' l !W: t k •,• - - • 11 !, , t'isnOtbi.‘+111,00ycin `ril dy 9 010 : cd later will iiiVe ""
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