GLEANING&
It "is reported that sheep taken from
Vermont to Texas fell off in tho pro-
luction of wool after the first year.
Will'eder drank ten whisky
cocktaib in fiviiminuies to win a wager.
at Denvvr, and'his life was only saved
by the use of a stomach pump and gal
vanic battery. •
A New York pastor who is given to
bursts of figurative eloquence says that
this country 3s -bounded on• the north
by an iceberg and on the south by a
banana."
• A solicitor in England has obtiiined a
verdict .of slo,ooo.against a town as
compeniation for personal injury caused
by drinking impure water supplied by
the corporation.
"A kiss from my mother made me a
painter," said Benjamin West, after he
bad won fame and hung his pictures in
royal academies. When she looked lit
his first boyish sketch she 'praised it.
A school girl:of Skowhegan, Me., who
was whipped for not telling • what case
followed a transitive verb or preposi-
Lion, brought suit against her persecutor
and was awarded $BOO damages.
Horseshoes made of three thicknesses
of green rawhide compressed in a steel
mold are used to some Went in Eng
land. They : weigh 'about a quarter as
mucli as an iron .shoe, and are said to
wear longer.
At the time of his death, which hap
pened last month in California, Daniel
Murphy was the large'st. land owner in'
the world., He owned 200,000 acres in
Nevada aild:6,000,000 acres in the State
• of Durangzi, Mexico.'
There are in San Francisco four pala
tial houses 'worth together more than
13,000,000:"Their owners, ex-Governor
' Stanford, Charles Crocker, Mrs. Mark
.Hopkins and Mr l- .7" Colton, represent
about $130,000,000. The magnificent
structures stand unoccupied about ten
months of each year."...
Mrs. Banning, of Drplapville, Ind.,
ran away from her home and husband
and left behind her a note saying: "Hire
a girl and - stay with pa this winter and
always, if you can. 1 sbme Canton
flannel. Get some one to make the girls
some underwear. Don't think I went
away with any one, as r l went ,alone.
Don't let , aunt live with you."
If Mrs. Langtryis to set us some fash
ions. simplicity bids fair to be a charac
teristic. But if simplicity is to prevail
in her toilets, perhaps ..she not be
generally followed, for we have not all
her, very good reason for it. But there
are as many pretty women who dress
, more than they need as there are plain
women who must dress to be attractive.
Probably the smalleStland youngest
Sea lion in captiVity is the one now in the
zoological ' garden in Pfilladelphia;. Pa.
He is only 9 weeks old. When about 4
weeks old, he appeared one morning
with a glossy coat of grease. Luty to
that time his coat of hair was rather
tough and non-repellant, and not at. all
calculated to shed water. The mother
is teaching him to swim.
In Homer Bronson's garden, in Wa
terbury, Conn.; -was buried the arm he
loSt`last August:: 1-ic complained that,
the arm felt tired and cramped, but he
experienced- Instant relief when, with
out his -. ; knowledge, the arm was ex
humed and reinterred in a different
position... Three times the severed limb
has been moved to give relief to the suf
.ferer, and.cach time successfully.
The following from the Denver Tri
bune is entitled to.tbe entire bakery and
all its'contents: Bill Nuckells, a pros
pector, fell_ down a, prospect shaft forty
feet deep, right into a nest of black
snakes: Most men would have diedlof
fright, but Nuckells was not that sort.of
a mad. He tied several of the snakes
together and started them up the side of
the shaft, tying on a fresh snake as fast
as the rest went up. Pretty soon the'
head of the Snakes got over the edge
and started—down hill: Nuckells kept
tying on fresh reptiles until he had used
up a couple of hundred—every snake
there was in the shaft. By this time the
crowd of snakes on. the outside was
strong enough .to pull him out of the
Shaft, and he soon reaChedMad`s ranch,
safe and sound. 'l l 4 - •
Small Grain -For Pigs.
Western farmers have become so sc.'''.
eustomed to making pork 'from corn
,1
that they scarcely know what , to do
f - '' . when a corn crop fails. Many farmers.
hesitate to settle north of the line where
large craps of corn are raised, because
they think they ban , not produce, pork
to advantage, Now -.no one will deny
that corn is a most,- excellent- food for .
fattening hous„ • and When it can be
. cheaply produced it is generally the
most economical article t h at can be em-,
ployed for that purpose. - It is true,
however, that pork is economically pro
duced in places where corn can not be
ripened that farmers there find as
much prdht in raising beef and mutton:
In Great Britain bailey is chiefly used
for fattening hogs. In Canmia all' the
small gtains except wheat,-peas, ',and
roots largely take the place of corn. In
the New England states a little corn is
used in connection with potatoes, ap
ples, pumpkins, and mill-feed. .sii va
riety of the food given. to hogs appears
to promote health' and to produce meat
of tine flavor. As prices range this sea
son it is likely thitt oats will prove' to be
a cheaper, food for hogs . in :many parts
of the west where but little corn is rais-°
ed. ExperimentS tried by several seem
to show that two.bushels of oats' are
worth as much as': one bushel of corn
for making pork. In many.parts of the'
- country it is easier to raise two bushels
of oats than one' bushels of corn. The
_ cost of thrashing the' oats is less than
that of husking the corn. To produce
the best resnlCthe oats should be ground
before they are fed. They will - be readi
ly eaten and digested, however, if they
aro soaked in milk or water. Barley
which-has been discolored by exposure
is au excellent food for pigs. The like
is true of rye'and peas. . • •
The Case of White.
This paper remarked one day, says
the Detwit Fi•ce Press, that White was
drunk. Instead of rushing down here
to annihilate some . one, he waited
three long days to let • his temper cool,
and then- climbed the stairs one step at
a time, took;it easy along the hill, and
entered the editorial rooms with a be
nign expression of countenance. When
asked if he wanted an agricultural ex
change, or had an item to leave; he
calmly 'replied: -
'Ton stated the other day that I was
drunk. 7
"Yes. sir."
have called to demand personal
satisfaction."
"Certainly."
"I proposelto maul someone to pulp
and grtase'niv boots with the pulp."
orrect; sir.",
"In fact,- to clean out the ranch."
"Just so."
"But not now—nit until 'spring.
Along about , April -next you may look
for me, and when. I crime you had bet
ter be prepared to die) Good-day, sire .
"Good-day."
/4Tow, how much bettor that was than
to come rushing in with a pistol or
dab, mussing up the rooms and dis
taibing the routine of the office! It is a
favor we highly appreciate, .and every
one of the staff will try and live until
spring in order that Mr. White may not
• be diiappointed when he calls on busi
ness. . •
The Great Pity.
London has a larger :population than
many a European State with a sover
eign and a Parliament. At the census
of 1881 the area of metropolitan taxa
tion and police contained 4,764,312 per
sons. Thus there are in London more
than double the number of people in
Denmark, including Greenland; nearly
three times as many as in Greece; more
than eighteen times the population of
Montenm.o; some .thousebtis more
than Portugal, including the Azores
and Madeira; nearly treble the'
popula
tion of Servia; more than double that
of Bulgaria; three-quarters of a million
more than in Holland; more thin Swe
d'n or Norway or Switzerland.,'
B ,
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the:
POSITIVELY CURED
I BY
Benson's Cepcine
Porous Plasters.
litssouo Why they are Preterred to All
*Other Porous PlaUters or External
Ileum/des 1
• First.
Beams they possess all the merit of the
etresuptundsuf
dition thereto t p h r ne s w p ly la di e s r, o do p n ow &
active vegetable combination which acts with tn.
creased rubefecient, stimulating, sedative and
counter irritant effects.
• Second. :
Becansethey are a genuine pharmaceuttealprep.
aratioa, snd Bo recognised by the protealioa.
• "Third. • - -
Becausei
they re the only plasters that relieve
-,-
pats at cite. .
Fourth.
Beaune they will positively cure diseases which
' other remedies will not even relieve.
Fifth. . .
Beam ores 5000 physicians and druggists have
nanntarily twilled - that they are superior to all
other plettera or snedlehiee for external one,
511xib.
Because the , manufacturers hue recalled the
only medals ever given for porous plasters. !
on's Calcine Porous Easier!
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We have stores in 15 leading, Cities,
trout which our Witte obtain their EU f ,plies: quiilly.
iat.
Our Factories and . Principal lit es er* at
Erie. Pa. Send for our New C ogitie and
terns to meats Addrees• .
MO. L 12CRALOVELL 3 Lackairanna Are
SNTON..PA.
• •
_,43 ‘ RSE Bend 25 cts. in stamp
or currency for them
viesn'taamolf of **A Treatise on 'the Horse and
his Diseases." It gives the best treatment for
all thumps, has 60 fine engravings showing
BOOKpi:mittens- assumed by sick
horses, - better than can be
taught in any otherway a table showing doses
of all the principal Medicines used for the horse'
as well as their effects and antidotes when a
25 atsal,:ois:n.
ahLE, alargemcollectic:
for
o o r f
AL telling the age of ,a horse. with an engraving
showing teeth of each year and a large amount
of other valuable horse information. Hundreds
of horsemen have pronounced 1t worth mots
than books costing $5 and $lO. The fact that
200.000 sold in about one year before it was re•
vised shows how popular the' book Fs. The tifr
wised edition Is sacs MORE ARTERZEITER. REND
son i crscuLin. AGENTS WANTED. Dr. J. B.
Kendall it Co.. Enoiburgh Falls. Vermont.
Mar 11-Iyr. 2
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LYDIA' E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND. .
I‘i . tPosith-e Cure
For an those Palatal Camdatate sad Weaknesses
ins eonsiaos to ear beet female Deitalatisa.
A ledleine Aor nom an7lnvented by.a Woman.
Prepared by a Womaa.
ThS 01141114 LOW Dbearery Saes lb. Dina at Marry
tarn revives the drooping 'spirits; brrigorates and
harmonizes the ergot** functions, gives elasticity and
firmness to the step; restores the natiusl lustre to the
eye,godplents on the pale cheek of woe= the fresh
tow of We's spring and early summer than.
Physicists : Us! It and Preaerilx! ft Freely -ea.
It mama Wane* tlataletieys an craving
for stimulant, and;rellevessiestmess otibe stomach.
VMS telling et tli:aid= Own, atudftpda. weight
and tactactut, Is always pertisoently:intred by ita ass.
Per tiecare of Kidney Bointdatatner eitiar sez
this CampOsad Is wasayPil
I..YDIA:E.I4DICELAWiII BLOOD PURI:MI
wtil eradicate every vest=cilltimors trom the
Blood, and eve tone and h the :system, ot
man woman or child. Insist on ring
Both the ComPcsind and Blood'Purifier ere prepared
at TM and ZS Western Avenue,. Lynn, Mess. Price of
either, SIL Six bottles for as. Sent by mall Inthe form
of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box
for either. Yrs. Pinkhans freely
,ensweriall letteM of
Ingo* Endow 3ci. damp. Sendfor pamphlet.
No family
_shookl be without LYDIA 13. PINKEL&36I
LIVES PR.LS. They cure ooristipstion, biliousness,
sad torpidity of the liver. ID cents per box.
airSoldby 1011Drilidsts..“ (I)
it - 4
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.NEW.I I I3I.IK
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LANE \&-, DECKER ,
PROPRIETOR OF
1. 1 • .
Livery and Boarding
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Stable, "2,
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Washirigton Stieet, below(fain. '
The best figs to be found in any stable in the
conutry, futnished at realotiable rates.
Mu. Dieu's will give the bukiness his personal
attention;ind invites his frietUls to call when in
want of livery.
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W. LANE. ED. bECKEIt.
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tirot faunal ad,
TOWANDA FA.
CAPITAL TAID =IN $125,000
SURPLUS FUND_ 80,000
This Bank offers unusual facilities for
the transaction of a general
: G banking business.
N. N. BETTS.
Cashier.
QUSQUEHANNA COLLEGIATE
I.) INSTITUTE. The first winter term of the
twenty-ninth year commences MONDAY, NO
VEMBER Gth. The funny has be. enlarged,
buildings thoroughly refitted and heated
by 'tam, the accomnaqations increased,
and the school fitted- to aoconamodate
Hatwing Patronage. The attendance bee
bear doubled In sere* years. For cirmiliirs.
catalogue, or other particulars, address the
Erinelor. EDWIN E. QITLWILPiN, A. M.,
Towinda, Fa.
No Assumption in Germany..
They do not in Germany allow the
names of distinguished families to be
assumed at mill - by persons not entitled
to their use bp; birth. An actress In the
Wilhelm Theatre, Berlin, called herself
Von Boon when she went upon the
stage, and was „trivenbut to be a near
relative of the great Von Roon : family,
of which the head was. formerly Minis
ter of War. ! As she began to acquire
reputation land get talked about, this
pret4nded relationship to tho-V-op_ Roorts
beeve unpleasant to the ans o.
hoise, and the manager , of . the theatre
received a summary official taotifiation
that the aspiring actress" would have ' to
dis Continue the use of the name. .This
is the explanation, of the fact that
shortly thereafter the announcement
was made that "Miss: Von Boon has
been obliged to withdraw from the com
pany in consequence of a death in her
familyiP' Miss Von Roan has 'not re
tinned,' Her place, however, has been
acceptably filled by another young lady
veq• much resembling her in appear.
once, though known by another name.
Mil
M;Duclere, lie French Premier, be.
gang'li f e as a type-setter, and at one
time was a procit-reader on an obscure
newspaper. ' ,F,
By calling at C. B. Porter's Ward . House
drug store, you can get a sample bottle of
Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup
which will relieve the most obstinate Cough
or Cold, and show you what the , regular 50
cent size will do. When troubled with
Asthma, Bronchitis, Dry. 'Hacking Cough,
Pains in the Chett, and all diseases of the
Throat and Lungs, try, a sample bottle of
this medicine , f 5 juli27ly.
The facultY of a Texas institution of
learning for women wore fully aware
that two of the young ladies had made
up their minds to elope, brit they, said
nothing at all about it. After the would
be elopers had successfully escaped at
night from the school building and
_walked - five; miles in the mud to the
nearest railway station, they were greet
"ed by one of the prolissors, who had a
carriage ready to convey them back to
school.
Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of weight in the back, loins and lowpr part
of the abdomen, causing the patient to sup
pose he has • some affection of the kidneys
or neighboring organs. At times, symp
toms of indigestion are present, as flatuency,
uneasiness ot the stomach, etc. A moisture,
like pejspiration, producing a very dipa
gmeable itching, particularly at night after
getting warm in bed, is a very common ,jit
tendant. Internal,. External and Itching
Piles yield at once to the application of Dr.
Bosanko's Rte Remedy, which acts dirpctly
upon the pFts affected, absorbing the Tu
mors, allaying 'the intense itching, and i ef
fecting a p ermanent , cure where ,All other
remedies have failej Do not delay until
the drain on the sylitem produces perma
nent disability, but try it and be cured.
Price,, 50 cents. Ask •your*unist for it,
and *hen you can not obtain it of him, we'
will send it, prepaid, on 'receipt of price.
Address The Dr. Bosanko' Medicine Co.,Piqua, Ohio. Sold by C.B. Porter War
House Drug Store. july27ly.
Did it'.ever occur to -why old, Sol
omon made the remark about-their be
ing nothing new under the sun? Well,.
the fact was that his numerous wives
and wifelets kept hinting to him about
having new bonnets; and he merely .
murmured that there was-nothing new ,
under. the sun, in order that they might
',be made to believe that the fall styles
-in hats had not yet struck on.
It is said that 50,000 people die annually
in the United States alone from this disease.
In some sections of the country one death
in every three is from'Consmnption. This
can be, and should be avoided; our people
are too careless about an ordinary cough or
cold, and other symptoms - of throat and
lung affections that lead to this disease. .
You should arrest it while it is in the germ.
Two, or three doses of Dr. 13ostinko's :Tough
and `Lung Syrup will relieve an - ordinary
cough or cold. It does not dry up a cough
like many preparations on the market and
leave the disease behind it, but acts directly
on the throat and bronchial tubes, remov
ing all the phlegm and' morbid matter that
accumulates in the throat and lungs. It
allays all irritation, and renders the voice
clear and distinct. Sold by C. B. Porter's
Word House Ding Store. july27ly:
"Never knew Jim . Fisk, didyon, when
he was anitinerant merchant?" . asked
my friend Parker over a lobster Salad
the'other night. Parker, 'by the way,
knows everybody worth knowing, knew
them before anyone else ever heard of
them,' and knows more about them than
a woman knows about the new bonnet
in the next pew
quaintance wit
dated back to
first deal in E
which I lived e .
years—or less.
seen him in
Parker. warming up as the salad got in
its work. .“First time I met - him was in
Kalamazoo. Noi I don't loCate it in Kala
mazoo for a jokc.i It was in Kalamazoo
that one day J m Fisk came driving in
with his gorges us peddler's cart. That
cart opened u and spread out and
turned itself- it ton full Ary.goods store. '
in less than twenty minutes.' Fisk used
to trade in hoirses as .well as in dry
goods. .On thil3 occasion he had a fine.
looking, spirits animal that I took a
fancy to, and bought him for $3OO and
shipped him td New York. He came
here all right, but when I drove him,out
he didn't.seem Ito be huite the same sort
of beast. ' He had turned into ti dead.
and-alive sort 6f creature. Still. .I went
up the road With him, and. a'S hock
would have it the rain came down in
torrents before I had gone very fan—,
You should juit have seen that, „horse
when I got Mai under shelter. Gracious,
what a sight he was! He . ouldn't have
known himself 'could he have seen him.
self. ''The dye had all washed out, and,
instead of the beautiful chestnut, I had
a horse of another color altogether.—,
What did I d 6 with him? I traded him'
off for ten tons of coal at $4.25 a ton.
My, man told me that each ton weighed
1,640 pounds, butii didn't say anything.
I had a suspicion that the . coal man
hadn't got the best of me, anyway."—
New York Grapitic.
LADIE;'
A Poaltiv Cm fir 211 Female
Coinplalats.
.Ladim• Tonic Is ty the Womes*s Medical In.
iniste and has been used successfully
t., ladies totters: It is a we care foe all Female
:on SsratandWervoos Headache, Dyspepsia. and'
,ra weaknesses caused theselnegiderines stitch are
common to We Is no Patera Jleshrixe.
sis prepued.ottitt you. ot ciperkiice. and mem
.4.M:toning thane semlife to arytesken
dorsi, sern•ont or over-worked member of the sea.
It you hare tried other rinac:lies %tithe= success. do
4
•ot be discouraged. tint dire • I..JUNES* TONIC
iiosets trla4
liff. it einsid , reils (sive peck aedponsse
-1 scrag in
It ton art troubled silk oq lombiess or compliant
common to oar ter to aside the doctors prescription
rill. and try • Liam' Task." which we antes
plaid rely euni. Omp aradte
Women's Meakikusiattute la as A:somatic* 0
1,24 AfreAgys Iretts'espesteecm, mho Mao *dike end
answer letters from ledirmaree.
'ra .m rie dives dor earcese of Female Weakness
ofstikli laidles`Tcoic" will we cam rat
is a Moo otteit.imailo bryttimoadille ladies wholumer
• Irene erlerinseit. ulna
load stamp tor clmolara:',
JOS. rowzu,,
• President
' tab. 7.'78.
FREE OF COST.
PLL NB
CONBI7MPTION.
A Deal With Jim Fisk
. I allowed that my tie
^the late Mr. Fisk only'
e time when I took my
le, on the proceeds of
prince in Paris for five
"You ought to have
those days," continued
byAnisgisilL PHs% SLOC4
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76y1,:i: Kidneys
skin
18. :litions:tifytoitseircy in . healing the above
named, dis ea ses, and'pronounceiit to be t h e:
. B es t` Re G d:,inwtoMan.
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LAo3ltonwtadstNwrkmty.onigosenit.
- , ' -: Resseefir far .R.hemmuitimm. .. - • .. _
- Rsaara Vamic",-Bsdfortt Go.. Pe_ .•
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Da. Camut . Joints°, : A . short trial of your Indian' Blood gym bar aims ass peat relief for
Rheumatism. It is the r -.
best modkaue I eve used. ' . -' r ' ,' .
' . 10 -Min%
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PEN IMEUMITIC
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Taken internally cures Acute Rheumatism, thronie,Rheumatism, Inflammatory
• Rheumatism, Sciatic Rheumatism; Scrofuletia Rheimiatism, Syphilitic
Rheumatism, Wbilkei Rheumatism, Rheumatic Gout and J
Rheiunatism-lof :
.the'.. Heart. - Prepared , only by
JOHN H. Pamt" , Pharmacist, Scranton, P.
TO THZ PURLIC.—I owe , my We to . l'hhips* Rheumatic Elixir.. Daring the past fifteen years I
have spent over a Weigand dollars for.trestment of. RheimsUsin, and never received anyperma.
nest benefit, =tin took thePhelge' Elixir. • I consider it the best rheumatic remedy ever offered
to the public. • tidily . • , OEO. E. HOYT, Penn MUM, &baton. Pa.
.
_ , .
'the Phelps' Rheumatic kir for me ha* always acted , like a charm. I think this tall it cut
short a severe attack of Rheumatism. f can endorse the remedy either ski.
.._pMentivh or CM.
Mn. O. W. PALIM; Glenlnina, Pa
[Non.—Mrs. G. W. Palmer is the mother of Hon. H. W. Palmer. of Willesharly. our Present State
. Attorney ileimral.) • , _
. - - 111111111111311, Pa.. July 3, 1182.
Mr. John H. Phelps, Scranton. Pa.—Please send me two dozen Phelps' Rheumatic Elixir as soon
as possible. Ilan sold all I bad. Mr. D. J. Oodshalk.editor. Bethlehem Daily Times, is taking it.
He says I could tell my customers that it vas the üboss" medicine for rheumatism . . ,
. , Tours, ho., . ' E. T. 'MYERS, Deuggist.
LSE YOUR DROCKUM FOB IT. PRICE 31 SIX BOTTLES 113.
Dr. H. C. Porter ,& bon, Agents f9r, Towanda, Pa
IT IS A. FACT
THAT THE WHOLESALE. PRICE OF
KEROSENE OIL
,
Has advanced.' We still'retail at the OLD .
PRICE. Bring in your cans at once.
TO pEUERS---We offer kerosene.
and headlight oil at lowest wholesale prices.
AT THE OLD RELIABLE CASH DRUG STORE
• -
Dr. H. 0 Porter & Soh .
,
Corner Main and Pine Streets, Towanda, Pa. r
llt"COliTird•M T
A•
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D ) YE
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HAVE A NEW STOCK OF
lETINg gt COOK STOVES.
1 ,
Doi'BUY .BEFORE INSPECTING
THEIR STOCK. .
, ,
MAIN STREET
A L RG E STOCK
•,.
J sir
the. LAITEST VARIETY of Mens Boys and Childrens •
T. .
OV s f
TO.BE FOUND IN TOWANDL . -
They are ' i litade of first-'elas ,material and'
guarantee a ,perfeet fit every time. -
I kiep constantly on hapd a LARGE ASSORTMENT of
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS;
HATS, (APS, TRUNKS, TRAVELING BAGS Ac. )
MEN'S DR - S S AND BUSINESS SUITS.
Forma sPecial feat , in my business I take the lead, in this Department- as
well as 'all others. I ve no Plate Glass Windows or polished Counters, but
keep THE RIGHT _GOODS and the public appreciate their extra value. . I am
safe in saying '
-MY STOCK V CANNOT BE EQUALEDTILE;COIIET I •
I have just received a large invoice of .
(
Fall . and enter ClOtht
4. t
and will be Pleased to show these_ goads. Call at
M. El. ROSENFIELD',S
' • and buy where you see the ' Crowd.
4 -- - •
HUMPHREY BROSA • TRACY
Blanntantneern i and Wholconde, Denten in ail 'dna;
MEN'S,
BOYS, WOMEN'S. MISSES AND OKELDRENIS -
.%
BootsbrioBB Rubbers &o
,)
. •
. , CORNER lit AIN AND ELIZABETH STREETS;"
Irk) MT A NIDA.9 -PA
Earl
1
111
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TOWANDA. S
EMI
Fa w Nemble'a Nether.
In Fanny_
.. ble'r.reminiscencesshe . reminiscences
=NM Of her . !PAW: abe
*fairy was._ :algid)! seised -upon
by admiring fine What and gentlemen ,
and,: snatched up • into"", their society,
where she was londled, and petted, 'and
played viith, passing whole days in Ma
•Fitzherbert',o drattleg4n O m and - maDX
a half-hour on the knees of her-'-royal
and disloyal huaband,the prince regent;
one of ,whose' favorite jokes was to
place my miother under a, huge ,glass
bell. made to -cover a large groupe of
precious Dresden china, where bar tiny
figure and flashing face -produced even
a more beautiful effect than the costly
work of art whose crystal coverbig was,
made her temporary cage. have
ten heard my-mother refer to`this Sea
son of her childhood's 'favoritism with
the line folk of that day, one. - of 'her
mod vivid impressions of which was the
extraordinary beautyof person and roy
al charms of manner and depoTtment
the prince of Wales, ant--:ins; enormous
appetite;, enormous, perhaps. after all,
only by comparison with her own,
which he used to pity. saying frequent- .
ly, wh4n she declined the delieaciesthat
lie pressed upon her: "Why. you -poor
child! Heaven has:not blessed , you with
an appetite." f -
bgtottuu ON R
Clears out rats. mice. roaches, dies; ants,
beilAstigs.•skutiks. chipmunks. goilfeto.. 15e.
Driiggists. . - • -
She Thought She Weald Chamethe
• Subject -
".Always," said papit, m be d'an'k his
coffee and enjoyed , his morning - beef
steak, "always, children, change the
subject when anything unpleasant has
been said. It is both wise and polite:"
That evening on his return fro bus
iness he found his carnation bed d fil
ed, and the tiny imprint of slippe feet
silently bearing witness :to the' small
thief.
"Mabel," he said to her, "did .you
:ck my Bowers?"
"Papa." said Mabel, "did you ee a
onkey in town?"
' "Never mind that. Did yciu Pie my
flowerer' •
"Papa, what did gran'ma send mar'
"Mabel, what do you mean? Did you
" y flowers? , Answer me yes or
"res, papa, I did; but y o u ltd
change the subject." Phil hia
Quiz.
Di-President Woolsoy is repo • • as
baving,.said: - ..who 1 was Preside .t of
Vale College I wee i asked if I won dbe
willing to admit .women students there.
I replied that ' .[ would. if Vassar College
would admit ,young men. , Teat ceded
the discussion." , •
biBUCHUPAIIIA. II
.. ,
Quick, complete. cure. allannoring Kiln ey,
.01adder and I:Murry ,Dirtves: ti. Drug
• •isis. , •
1 An Adventure with Apaches.
Witham •Dunn, Robert Roberts. and
two other miners were at work 'On a
dump near Tomb.Stene, Ariiona, a few
days - ago,.ieveral other men digging in
A . cut near hy, when they were startled
by a rifle volley. The shooting was ac
companied by savag e yells.. and a
moment later a bind of Apaches Show
ed theniselies at the crest of a hill. 'he
men in the cut were safe from -attack,
while the men who were crouched near
the dump were..only Tartly so. Dunn
concluded that 'he would 'make a break
to enter the v 0,1110901 Roberts strong
ly advised him to remain where he was
and lie would be'safe. 'Dunn, not heed
•lng his partner's advice, made a• risk
but the. bullets , were too fast for him,
and one struck him in the left shoulder,
bringing bins to the ..aground before he
got tohis , haven, •
,'•Teen.". Said' Dunn.
*4 had about as funny..a feeling as ever
came to a man.•;now . to describe it I do
,not knoW. I was crawling slowly to the
-cut, a hnndred yards away. - Every two
'seconds there came a Shower of lead. I
could feel bullets whizz by and see the
ground torn up . a foot ahead of me. My.
backbone .an leicle heated red-'
hot-that's the Only way I can describe
it.)' Deno finally got to the cut, and
Soon afteward the.ludians dashed away
to the southward: • • • •!. •
4 - :KINEY MEN.
' Health Renewtr" 'restore& health
and • vigor. , cares Dyspewi , !r^ "Mencp
Sexual Debility.
The Wrong Man.
During th'e recent election Robinson,
was a candidate for office, and fearing
defeat through the illegal votineof his
opponent'si henchmen he induced a
trusty friend to watch thepolls in his
:district and 'challenge any, suspicious
looking voter Who might prom* him
ma. be morning of the electioOdawn
'cid bright and clear, and promptly at
the opening of the polls Robinson's
friend was tiaere.i He' WAS a new kind
at the. besiness,- bit nothing daunted,:
he determined to , let, no ' chance of sav-;
ing a vote slip and carefully scrutinized'
everyman. The, •dirwbreon andim,
being a . stranger ih the district,- had
challenged some most respected Citizens,
and bad been frowned down and laugh
ed at considerably for, his mistakes, and
thus l 'far he had,not snecee'ded:itt coal
letimbg one mail whodidnotproveldm,
in error beyond a..
- doubt. There Was
little dine left,'and he felt called upon
' to dd something forhis: friend amknuide
one more effort: -
A tall, well-built man with alieteuliar
ly seedy appearance and , a ' generally
suspicious air,:swaggered up to the bal
lot 'box to7vote: Hardly had his name
been called when our friend cried in his
braveat tone, "I challenge that man g e
vote." For an instant there was perfect
silence, while the challenger wanted to
trawi into a ballot-box or anywhere out
of sight. Then the' trouble begaii. With
'a wird whoop' the Teter bore down upon
- him and grasped bim' by the hair. In
two minutes - lie had' swept all the cob
webs from the ceiling, brought .the
chandelier to the floor„ knocked the l po.
licernan off his feet, heaped ballot-boxes,
ballots, tellers, inspectors, clerks and
books in a cOnfusedma.fizln the corner,
smashed every piece of fumiture in the
room and was busily engaged in mop.
ping np the floor with the challenges
when police reinforcements arrived.
As the glass eyeslteeth, tufts cif hair,
bits of skin and others relics of the of.:
fair were raked from the heap hi the
corner, it was decided to postpone tem-
Iporatily the count hi” that district; at
'emit until the rest pf the tellers could
be sorted Ont. When his friendget Well
informed him confidentially
that" , the Robinson , ;
an he had challenged was
the opposition candidate voting for him
self. —Detroit Free Press.
; Dentate .Feissaies.
.The =actb:Atli .society. added to the
Mum of maWnny and the household,, have
tested beyond mnucel the frail . constitu
tions which have been punted the maiinty
of women. To combat this tendenc3r to
preinatere decline,' no remedy in the world
p_ossessee the nourishing and strengthening
properties of Bitters., 'They enrich
the bked, perfect digestion. stimulate the
liver, and kkbeya, - arrest ulcerative weak
nesa,.and purify and vitalise every function
of the female system. .
Willing to, Bet on 'Him ••• :1
'Ashman who bad bitched a mute
in the neighborhood of a spot- where
some men *ere engaged in blasting.
was Cautioned by :One of them to take
the indiind away. “Nlver mQind met,ll
- 0 1 am content ityix'STEL*
oYes; but don't you know that the r
can
by the post:there.contains:dynamite_
"Dynamite. IS it? 'Well. thipOf
got faylins yea had better *nova it
Where it won't be barrumed.= foe if that
'newel gets the first kick IWouldn't
give much for,it.'A - . •
Is • 1 1 •0"-----.-
s Philadeltkilt tcbs.r says - he . sells
alm
_ ost all his ban andbeef to
Cbeef4ea ,
manufacturer ; , ' • poor
t"
rT .
1111MIALIZINO. ASSOUBDICLAND MULLING
SCROFULOUS. nANCESOUS. MID
. .
The cense Oi tt human- Ils. and curing when
L i tili m iaba use ll s 4ais sero tals fult .
go!hee
Brit,
a bode and
iandular
IhrelfloP. Moors, Old Boras. Milk Leg, Alcreurb4
4116otions; Itowipabs..,Tuniors, Cs&
.bageles, Boils, glood.Pisisdne, Barbi'. Disease,
Wasting of the Kidneys and Liver. Wheamatistn.
Constipation. Piles, Dyspepels. and, all itching
and Scaly •
of
Of the akin and gcalp.—such ae - Salt - Ithenni.
'Paerlasis, Tetter,Bingworm. Derbies Itch,ficald
Head. Itching Piles. and other. Disfignting and
Torturing Rumors, from a pimple 'to a scrof•
- Witte ulcer, when assisted by C1111C1714 and.Crr•
mak Boar, the great gidn Cures.
111
CUTICULA
A sweet. unchangeable Medicinellloy, clears
off all external evidence of Blood Humors, eats
sway Dead Skin and flesh, initially allays Itch.
inland ltritations E aoftens. Booths, and Hell..
Worth its weight in gold for all Itching Die.
----OUTICURA SOAP
An Eli/Waite Toilet. Bath,' and.; lioraerY Secs.
• tiro. Fragrant with,dellcions finirer odors and
healing balsam. Container In la modified form
all the virtues nf arrictrei. the great Skin Cure,
and is indispenilblean,the treatment °fain and
Scalp Disease., and. for rite tering, preserving,
and beautifying the compl Mon and skip. The
only Medicinal Baby Soap.
Itxmannts are A lba only real cunt.:
lives for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood.
'Price; CIITIOLIM RILsoLVIqT, $l.OO per bottle;
..Curictins. UM. per box; large boxes, $1.00: Cum.
alas Matacntsr. , Tors.rt SOAP,- 25c.; CT:icons
Maracissx. Satyrs° Sosr;,l . Sold everywhere.
plipwl. WEEKS P Soar;
Boston, Mass;
CATAII Pi
• 7
„
_
Sanford's Radical Cure.
THE GREAT AMEICAN BALRAMIC :DISTILLA
TION OF WITCH wan. AMERICAN
PINE CANADIAMFIR. MARIGOLD.
CLOVER BLOSSOM, ETC..' •
For the Immediate Relief and Permanent cure
of every form of Worth, from s simple Head
Cold or Influenza to the Loss of Smell, Taste,
and hearing. Cough. Bronchitis,,, and • InciPient
Consumption. Indorsed by Physicians,
Chem
ists. and Medical Journals throughout the
world, as the only complete external and inter
nal treatment.
• One bottle Radical Curei, one box Catarrhal
Solvent and Sanford's Inhaler. all in one pack.
of C u re . st W E E KS k
Ask for Sanford's
Radica 'WEEKS POTTEP. Poston.
'-i,C11.. • 1 g' ELECTRIC ITY'
~ Gentleyst Effective, united
.._...• , ' with Beating : Balsam, ten
' •!.t ~, dei COLLINS' • VOLTAIC
v.
)1 ELECTRIC PLASTERS one'
,
.
1 hundred times superlof.,do
- -,-.
• :,•,:.; = all other plasters for. eveyy
I • • - Pain, Weakness and Inflam
-I: /w• . alien. price,. _25 cents.
ll ASTC.l• auti
- Sold everywhere., ,
. KENDALL'S SPAVIIi CURE
Is sure to WI effects, its action snit does
not blister, yet is- pezetMting and powerful to
reach - every deep seated pain or to remove any
bony' growth or other enlargements, such as
swills. splints, curbs, callous, sprains, swell-
Inge and any Lameness and 'all enlargements of
the Joints or limbs, or for 'rheiuslatism in man
and for any purposeifor which a liniment is used
for man or beast. It. Is now known to be the
bbst liniment for man ever used, acting mild and
yetcartain in its effects. '
Bead address for Illustrated Circular which
we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No
remedy has ever met with such-unqualifled ac
cess to our knowledge, for beast all well a man.
Price $1 per bottle. or six bottles tor fa. All
Dreigists have it or can get it for you, or it will
be seat to any address on receipt of price by the
proptiletore,Dn. B. J. & Co., Enos.
burgh Falls, Vt.
Sold by all Dialigista.
ESTABLISH= six 1863.] .
I 1
•
HOWAIIII Al SNOW*
Solicitor of •
I ;
AMERICAN AND Folly-TAN
G3l F STREET:N. W.. WASHINDTDN, D. 0.1
, • (Successor to OUmore, Stank & Co.,
Chipman, Homer & Co.) •
-- I
Patent" prgeitred upon the same plan which
was originated and successfully practiced by the
above-named Ara.
Pamphlet of sl;ty pages • sent upon receipt o
stamp. inovel
MR S. D. V. STE.DGE,
Manufacturrr of and Dealer in
HUMAN
COODS.
rgir AS WICS, BANDEAUX, the popular
Chatelaine Braid,
EVERYTHING BELONGING To Ter HAIR TRADE
•
• _lfillipeetel;kttention giver, to CONIBINCS
'Roots turned one trey.
' SWITCHES from St upwards. Also Agent for
Hunt es '0 Invisible Face Po-.-der,
Madam Clark's Corsets, and
Shoulder Brace Elastics
•Sirrarticular attention paid to (ire/mins WWI
hairat their homes or at my place of business,
r r Evans
,b Bildretb' • store.
oriti-Gs Was: D. V. STZDOE.
THE RUSH FOR
JACO.BB - ::
AT TUE:-
`Old Rell'able Cloritik
r
in
.Staire,
Is to examine his immense
•
Igo.
FALL AND WINTER
'FASHIONABLE
Ready-Made Clothing.
j:He is prepared to offer bargains tl t will
induce customers to buy. , - Ocupying 'the
Urge and commodicnis store, No. 1213 Alain
street, formeilyld. E. Solomon & Son, he ,
presents a full Ind complete stock M all
Balsa of Clothing:
;
*MIT, BqYfi:, YOUTHS'
Ain) PULDREWS SUITS
Of ever):.'e and quality.
GENTS PU ISRING GOODS,,
TRAVELING RIGS,
=O=kB;;VANFAI, &C.
Mr
:41. - VERCOA.TS
Of every quality.
RUBBER , GOODS a specialty.,
All are invited to call and mare bouvdna.
N. JACOBS.
•
Tosnuida, Pa., Oct. 3: 1882.-71'
~,_.,.,,,,,,..,___,_
'.Stevens' - k_- .- 'lL'olig
4
i
GnocERIEs,
SID•
7
PROVE ONS,
COUNTRY PRODUCE
S .
COIL. RAIN AND PINE STS
- j_the 014, stand of Poi. Stevens &Idereur.)
They iuvite litteution to their coniplete
- • -
imortment and very large stock of
SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN
And Cash Paid. for Desirable Kinds
M. Z. LONG.
II
1. MUIR &C;(fr'S
II
,The &act(' NM money b °byte/ cheap to at
HAIR
•
Tao easpectftilly announce to the paella teat
. .
, .
they have a largo at,Ock of '
FLO - • 61 . FRED. ]ILEA C dlAiti
. SALT.
MB
POSH. and PROVIFONSganen,II)%
•
we lave also added co ou7 stock a vai/utl of
WOODEN WAITE, such as Wit= 'TUBS. VIE
• Just received : it large * moo% of faugaril Tea.,
°casco. BPlcos. 'MU - 180N% PUBS SOAP. the
heat in the luarket,
,Other mats, of soap
Symp. and Molasses. which they offer at lois
prices. for Cash. •• A oct 2677
Wagoos&Carriages
QpOn & Top Buggies
. ,
PLATFORM WENS
_ all of his
own MANUFACTURE and war
ranted in every par- '
titular
FlealaSpetngs used , In all klatlann
Wegane. The *Weiland bait In we.
110 W IS YOUR' TIME TO BUY
. ‘
•
Look at the", flguree,„ . 1
Two Seated Ourneiger.lloln .....: ... 9150 te.8170
Muttons. one HOW • * •• • . 12$ to • 160
Top Bagiltie 125 to-'1641
Open Buggies ' 80 to - 100
Demoorat Wagons • 90 to 110
11406 ember UM the shows ere ell fully warrant.
eV=
or no pay.
girttanded. to it 98 per cent
below last' is vetoes. _
Moss _ cot. Main au Illaialliethilltie.
• JAI itilliLler.
2tiebB2* —
JOB PRII4TING AIAIILINDS
Fh : fi fi= o rt oi t e ) ticesaa ""'o bit aka
General Dealers:in
OE
HAKE REMOVED
•• • ,
it
rhea new •4xe
Choice New Goode, which they,
have alwayv on hoed.
,
To thet
PRODUCE TRADE
i' ~
GEO. STEVENS.
STOP AT
eoAt
IROCERIES
,
q-
AND
PROVISIONS.
Goings Main and Iliatlin Stiests
TOWANDA, 14.
KM. 011111018.
Cheaper than ever at the
OLD ESTAILLISHMENT
JAMES BRYANT,
would -
call the atten
tion of FARMERS and
others to hia large and complete
assortment of
Aim ',
EGAD
blaier. Also az II % ff "ta
CP en• .011'
BEAD PROOF , BELOW. ?Lay a
Tito)! COL. L. T. FOSTER
0M.% V A 1:` • .
y aza„ 4,9 •
DS.D.J. Ilvinetz, had a atfy
blirilsrobletOlso colt-which
pr.zr7.,
ly, be had large bone epsyin oU 114,13 ,r; I rit az.:
small one on the, 'other, which wale I
vtry
lame; I had him under, the charge of tr,-
nary surgeons which failed to cure hm, f
one day reading the advertisement /4 J;••!'
gpavin Cure in the Chicago Exprpb.e, t,;.
ed at once to try it, and got our 4/11/.;.,ta
to send for it, they ordered three r
h , •• • • .r .
them all and thoughtl would give It a :;f. :;
trial, lused it according to direction s
fourth day-the colt ceased to be %LA
lumps have disappeared. I Used hut
and the colts limbs are as free freru
amoott, as soy horse in the
pr:
tire!, ebred. The cure was so r. rearlat.i-
Ilet two of my neighbors have the
two bottles, who are now ustng it.
Very Respectfully,
• L.. 1. 1 ().-!Ti..l:.
KendaWs Cure
•
•
• ON MUNIAN FLESH.
Patten's Mills: Wash'ton c 0.., N.Y., },•;,
Ca. B. J. /licsnal.k.Dear
case on which I used your Eenaall'e s;.;l.fe,
was a malignant ankle sprain or int t i e
standing. I had tried many thittge;bct
Your Epivin Cure put. the foot rr t d r
again, and for the first time sMe , :
manna . position. For a family !10110 • ,
cela anythinig we ever Used.
- ' Yours truly,
i‘r.v. SI. P.
raster of M. E. Canrek, l'att.cm Ni
Prick $l, per bottle. or .rir, bottle. I'4.
Druggists rave it or can get it ter 3 .ti,
be sent to any address on receipt t,,
proprietors, DR. D. J. KENI:AI.I.
burgh Falls. Vt. Sold at
Dr. H. C. Portials 1)111;:
•
KLINE'S 3IAIIK
C 13LO Gji
'Main Street / Finst,Ward.
JOHN W. KLINE
L,; !SWING REXOVED Ins
MEAT &VEGETABLE
11~ARKET
Bs more convenient lo'cation, and -es
himself in the (Itrroll i3lock, ippo4 S:•
Hotel, is prepared to alippl# ^
THE CHOICEST OF .MEATS.
' FISH, OYSTERS IN THEM SEA:,.*,
FRESH VEGETABL.L. , i.
DOMESTIC FRUIT.
Ifir BOLOGNA S.A.UBlriE;kspetizlty.
dar.tpromptly delivered h . t:
You need not Die to Wiii
-
MUTUAL ENDOWI6I
ACCIIINT A330:IATI:11
Of ;Bath, N. ; T
Yon recifve one.half of your insnracc4, t:
cording to . the American Life Table, wher, tza
thrlds of your tlife expectancy is finishtl-15T
HD:nitration, a man or woman joining tte A 916-
elation at 36 yeareeof age taking a certincate::!
$2,500, receives g 1,275 when a little over yearn
of age, exactly the period in life wh.n a little
financial help is generally more needed tlsr. a:
any other time. ,
~ ..t .
I
jnne2tf.
owanda 5 cti Slope
MAIN' STREET.
:TEST DOOR TO FEL.CII
s prepared 4,lTer a edinpit•:i.
'DRY AND FANCY GOODS,
Crockery, Gtlassware,
wnrrt and DECORATED (RINI
Latelst designs anti pal tert, of
NA.TOLICA WARE,
BIRD CAGES,
. .
For the coming Trit.it.. ne
adhere as heretofore to our e-tabH. : l
, prineiple—that a qniel: sale with a
profit is better than a slow one - with a
large profit—and theril‘fore prie ,
in any line of goods will cornpme
favorable with the•priOs Tary other
house.
- gerWe endeavOr'tO. sell ,ti:e
article for the least possible inolh - y..„
toy6l LOEWUS & FREIMUTH.
5PE014.14 - ANNOUNCEMENT
• - :4
JAMES. iIicCABE
RAS REMOVED, Hls GROCERY BESIMS,z
THE SOUTH-EAST CORNED .OF ,AIN
AND BRIDGE .STREETS, *liElzi
LEE EL§4 rk/VBLltigEll
Head Quaters
FOE EVERYTHING IN iTIE LINE IF
PROVISIONS,
.ke.
CASH PAID for Desi18,1)10 Pro
dace. - Fine. BUTTER mi'd
specialt,y. •
BENDA.LL'S SPAVIN CURE
Is 'sure to cure Spaylns, !lon
hr&e. It removes all uchar:r 3l
enierganients, Ddxs NOT Ty•piTtii.
• :4 PAS no equal for any lame:lo4 t's
# t' boast or Sian. It has cured hip-p.....ut
ban . eness In a person who 'Lad s•-f"
. sere(' 15 years. Also cured rhec,:o•-
.ttsui, corns; frost-bites or 1 :
brollies, cut or lameness. It has no equst L r
r
ar reniavTi
bleinis r h tig ivim onhoxa vi ry
ee.El ... en . d
e for ~!lAsirstr t
DRUGGIST& have it or can get it f - ..r
'Kendall k Co.. Proprlstom Elit , 4.orgh
Verrnont. U. C. PORTED, Agent. TV% .t
BEST ,N....
business now before the lul'il': '.
Can make mony faster at w . ,r , k , f , , i tc o 4 :
than an ything else. i.31'..‘,
needed'. We will start you.' $ tIl a 13:... 2! 't,..,"'
wards =dust home by , the induitri,oo - t•—
wennan.• bbys and *Orli wanted every•f!ltt re I.)
work for ns. . Now is the time. • Ton elc .....0ri1, 3 ,
spare time only or Rive your whnle tti:Te t‘• l r -
business. Ton can.lico at home and d... the w',.l
No other business will pay you nearly " :.... 4 .e.;
Nu. ona can fail to make enormous fay ~ .1 t?'
piing at once. Costly Outfit and tem..° Irtr—,
X= lyr 0 bat. easily and honorably. e
Tana ac Co.,•Angusta, dame
POO Ill— .
Ili
IN THE
AND
BLADES k
_11061.E3%
General Agents for Per.slk
Ti-I1
in , r.nt of
SATCHELS;
Apr:.:'