GLEANING& It "is reported that sheep taken from Vermont to Texas fell off in tho pro- luction of wool after the first year. Will'eder drank ten whisky cocktaib in fiviiminuies to win a wager. at Denvvr, and'his life was only saved by the use of a stomach pump and gal vanic battery. • A New York pastor who is given to bursts of figurative eloquence says that this country 3s -bounded on• the north by an iceberg and on the south by a banana." • A solicitor in England has obtiiined a verdict .of slo,ooo.against a town as compeniation for personal injury caused by drinking impure water supplied by the corporation. "A kiss from my mother made me a painter," said Benjamin West, after he bad won fame and hung his pictures in royal academies. When she looked lit his first boyish sketch she 'praised it. A school girl:of Skowhegan, Me., who was whipped for not telling • what case followed a transitive verb or preposi- Lion, brought suit against her persecutor and was awarded $BOO damages. Horseshoes made of three thicknesses of green rawhide compressed in a steel mold are used to some Went in Eng land. They : weigh 'about a quarter as mucli as an iron .shoe, and are said to wear longer. At the time of his death, which hap pened last month in California, Daniel Murphy was the large'st. land owner in' the world., He owned 200,000 acres in Nevada aild:6,000,000 acres in the State • of Durangzi, Mexico.' There are in San Francisco four pala tial houses 'worth together more than 13,000,000:"Their owners, ex-Governor ' Stanford, Charles Crocker, Mrs. Mark .Hopkins and Mr l- .7" Colton, represent about $130,000,000. The magnificent structures stand unoccupied about ten months of each year."... Mrs. Banning, of Drplapville, Ind., ran away from her home and husband and left behind her a note saying: "Hire a girl and - stay with pa this winter and always, if you can. 1 sbme Canton flannel. Get some one to make the girls some underwear. Don't think I went away with any one, as r l went ,alone. Don't let , aunt live with you." If Mrs. Langtryis to set us some fash ions. simplicity bids fair to be a charac teristic. But if simplicity is to prevail in her toilets, perhaps ..she not be generally followed, for we have not all her, very good reason for it. But there are as many pretty women who dress , more than they need as there are plain women who must dress to be attractive. Probably the smalleStland youngest Sea lion in captiVity is the one now in the zoological ' garden in Pfilladelphia;. Pa. He is only 9 weeks old. When about 4 weeks old, he appeared one morning with a glossy coat of grease. Luty to that time his coat of hair was rather tough and non-repellant, and not at. all calculated to shed water. The mother is teaching him to swim. In Homer Bronson's garden, in Wa terbury, Conn.; -was buried the arm he loSt`last August:: 1-ic complained that, the arm felt tired and cramped, but he experienced- Instant relief when, with out his -. ; knowledge, the arm was ex humed and reinterred in a different position... Three times the severed limb has been moved to give relief to the suf .ferer, and.cach time successfully. The following from the Denver Tri bune is entitled to.tbe entire bakery and all its'contents: Bill Nuckells, a pros pector, fell_ down a, prospect shaft forty feet deep, right into a nest of black snakes: Most men would have diedlof fright, but Nuckells was not that sort.of a mad. He tied several of the snakes together and started them up the side of the shaft, tying on a fresh snake as fast as the rest went up. Pretty soon the' head of the Snakes got over the edge and started—down hill: Nuckells kept tying on fresh reptiles until he had used up a couple of hundred—every snake there was in the shaft. By this time the crowd of snakes on. the outside was strong enough .to pull him out of the Shaft, and he soon reaChedMad`s ranch, safe and sound. 'l l 4 - • Small Grain -For Pigs. Western farmers have become so sc.'''. eustomed to making pork 'from corn ,1 that they scarcely know what , to do f - '' . when a corn crop fails. Many farmers. hesitate to settle north of the line where large craps of corn are raised, because they think they ban , not produce, pork to advantage, Now -.no one will deny that corn is a most,- excellent- food for . fattening hous„ • and When it can be . cheaply produced it is generally the most economical article t h at can be em-, ployed for that purpose. - It is true, however, that pork is economically pro duced in places where corn can not be ripened that farmers there find as much prdht in raising beef and mutton: In Great Britain bailey is chiefly used for fattening hogs. In Canmia all' the small gtains except wheat,-peas, ',and roots largely take the place of corn. In the New England states a little corn is used in connection with potatoes, ap ples, pumpkins, and mill-feed. .sii va riety of the food given. to hogs appears to promote health' and to produce meat of tine flavor. As prices range this sea son it is likely thitt oats will prove' to be a cheaper, food for hogs . in :many parts of the west where but little corn is rais-° ed. ExperimentS tried by several seem to show that two.bushels of oats' are worth as much as': one bushel of corn for making pork. In many.parts of the' - country it is easier to raise two bushels of oats than one' bushels of corn. The _ cost of thrashing the' oats is less than that of husking the corn. To produce the best resnlCthe oats should be ground before they are fed. They will - be readi ly eaten and digested, however, if they aro soaked in milk or water. Barley which-has been discolored by exposure is au excellent food for pigs. The like is true of rye'and peas. . • • The Case of White. This paper remarked one day, says the Detwit Fi•ce Press, that White was drunk. Instead of rushing down here to annihilate some . one, he waited three long days to let • his temper cool, and then- climbed the stairs one step at a time, took;it easy along the hill, and entered the editorial rooms with a be nign expression of countenance. When asked if he wanted an agricultural ex change, or had an item to leave; he calmly 'replied: - 'Ton stated the other day that I was drunk. 7 "Yes. sir." have called to demand personal satisfaction." "Certainly." "I proposelto maul someone to pulp and grtase'niv boots with the pulp." orrect; sir.", "In fact,- to clean out the ranch." "Just so." "But not now—nit until 'spring. Along about , April -next you may look for me, and when. I crime you had bet ter be prepared to die) Good-day, sire . "Good-day." /4Tow, how much bettor that was than to come rushing in with a pistol or dab, mussing up the rooms and dis taibing the routine of the office! It is a favor we highly appreciate, .and every one of the staff will try and live until spring in order that Mr. White may not • be diiappointed when he calls on busi ness. . • The Great Pity. London has a larger :population than many a European State with a sover eign and a Parliament. At the census of 1881 the area of metropolitan taxa tion and police contained 4,764,312 per sons. Thus there are in London more than double the number of people in Denmark, including Greenland; nearly three times as many as in Greece; more than eighteen times the population of Montenm.o; some .thousebtis more than Portugal, including the Azores and Madeira; nearly treble the' popula tion of Servia; more than double that of Bulgaria; three-quarters of a million more than in Holland; more thin Swe d'n or Norway or Switzerland.,' B , - ' the: POSITIVELY CURED I BY Benson's Cepcine Porous Plasters. litssouo Why they are Preterred to All *Other Porous PlaUters or External Ileum/des 1 • First. Beams they possess all the merit of the etresuptundsuf dition thereto t p h r ne s w p ly la di e s r, o do p n ow & active vegetable combination which acts with tn. creased rubefecient, stimulating, sedative and counter irritant effects. • Second. : Becansethey are a genuine pharmaceuttealprep. aratioa, snd Bo recognised by the protealioa. • "Third. • - - Becausei they re the only plasters that relieve -,- pats at cite. . Fourth. Beaune they will positively cure diseases which ' other remedies will not even relieve. Fifth. . . Beam ores 5000 physicians and druggists have nanntarily twilled - that they are superior to all other plettera or snedlehiee for external one, 511xib. Because the , manufacturers hue recalled the only medals ever given for porous plasters. ! on's Calcine Porous Easier! SEABURY & JOHNSON, ihnufactunig Mail a, flew Taft. ■ SV&E REMEDY AT MIST. • PAce M MEAD'S Medicated CORkand,BUNION PLASTER. MICROSCOPE'S TELESCOPES STEREOPTICONS THERMOMETERS BAROMETERS Catalogue, as follows, Sant arrapplbaation: Part let —3latheinatleal Instruments, 162 pp. - Part 51—Optical Instruments. IS6 Part 341—Stereopticon! and 'Magic Lanterns, ISO PP. Part 4th—Physical and Chemical Apparatum,lBB pp. Part Stla—Meteorol ogica l Inn•nulients,l23 pp. QUEEN & CO. ,924 CHESTNUT ST. PHILADA. CUT THIS OU ' ,::- 1 , PE" AGENTS Sl5 Tls4o• MEC. K. We have stores in 15 leading, Cities, trout which our Witte obtain their EU f ,plies: quiilly. iat. Our Factories and . Principal lit es er* at Erie. Pa. Send for our New C ogitie and terns to meats Addrees• . MO. L 12CRALOVELL 3 Lackairanna Are SNTON..PA. • • _,43 ‘ RSE Bend 25 cts. in stamp or currency for them viesn'taamolf of **A Treatise on 'the Horse and his Diseases." It gives the best treatment for all thumps, has 60 fine engravings showing BOOKpi:mittens- assumed by sick horses, - better than can be taught in any otherway a table showing doses of all the principal Medicines used for the horse' as well as their effects and antidotes when a 25 atsal,:ois:n. ahLE, alargemcollectic: for o o r f AL telling the age of ,a horse. with an engraving showing teeth of each year and a large amount of other valuable horse information. Hundreds of horsemen have pronounced 1t worth mots than books costing $5 and $lO. The fact that 200.000 sold in about one year before it was re• vised shows how popular the' book Fs. The tifr wised edition Is sacs MORE ARTERZEITER. REND son i crscuLin. AGENTS WANTED. Dr. J. B. Kendall it Co.. Enoiburgh Falls. Vermont. Mar 11-Iyr. 2 OPP . ' •=44,'sft• LYDIA' E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. . I‘i . tPosith-e Cure For an those Palatal Camdatate sad Weaknesses ins eonsiaos to ear beet female Deitalatisa. A ledleine Aor nom an7lnvented by.a Woman. Prepared by a Womaa. ThS 01141114 LOW Dbearery Saes lb. Dina at Marry tarn revives the drooping 'spirits; brrigorates and harmonizes the ergot** functions, gives elasticity and firmness to the step; restores the natiusl lustre to the eye,godplents on the pale cheek of woe= the fresh tow of We's spring and early summer than. Physicists : Us! It and Preaerilx! ft Freely -ea. It mama Wane* tlataletieys an craving for stimulant, and;rellevessiestmess otibe stomach. VMS telling et tli:aid= Own, atudftpda. weight and tactactut, Is always pertisoently:intred by ita ass. Per tiecare of Kidney Bointdatatner eitiar sez this CampOsad Is wasayPil I..YDIA:E.I4DICELAWiII BLOOD PURI:MI wtil eradicate every vest=cilltimors trom the Blood, and eve tone and h the :system, ot man woman or child. Insist on ring Both the ComPcsind and Blood'Purifier ere prepared at TM and ZS Western Avenue,. Lynn, Mess. Price of either, SIL Six bottles for as. Sent by mall Inthe form of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Yrs. Pinkhans freely ,ensweriall letteM of Ingo* Endow 3ci. damp. Sendfor pamphlet. No family _shookl be without LYDIA 13. PINKEL&36I LIVES PR.LS. They cure ooristipstion, biliousness, sad torpidity of the liver. ID cents per box. airSoldby 1011Drilidsts..“ (I) it - 4 4 .NEW.I I I3I.IK . - LANE \&-, DECKER , PROPRIETOR OF 1. 1 • . Livery and Boarding . I Stable, "2, "• • • Washirigton Stieet, below(fain. ' The best figs to be found in any stable in the conutry, futnished at realotiable rates. Mu. Dieu's will give the bukiness his personal attention;ind invites his frietUls to call when in want of livery. • W. LANE. ED. bECKEIt. iessuB B 2. • ‘. tirot faunal ad, TOWANDA FA. CAPITAL TAID =IN $125,000 SURPLUS FUND_ 80,000 This Bank offers unusual facilities for the transaction of a general : G banking business. N. N. BETTS. Cashier. QUSQUEHANNA COLLEGIATE I.) INSTITUTE. The first winter term of the twenty-ninth year commences MONDAY, NO VEMBER Gth. The funny has be. enlarged, buildings thoroughly refitted and heated by 'tam, the accomnaqations increased, and the school fitted- to aoconamodate Hatwing Patronage. The attendance bee bear doubled In sere* years. For cirmiliirs. catalogue, or other particulars, address the Erinelor. EDWIN E. QITLWILPiN, A. M., Towinda, Fa. No Assumption in Germany.. They do not in Germany allow the names of distinguished families to be assumed at mill - by persons not entitled to their use bp; birth. An actress In the Wilhelm Theatre, Berlin, called herself Von Boon when she went upon the stage, and was „trivenbut to be a near relative of the great Von Roon : family, of which the head was. formerly Minis ter of War. ! As she began to acquire reputation land get talked about, this pret4nded relationship to tho-V-op_ Roorts beeve unpleasant to the ans o. hoise, and the manager , of . the theatre received a summary official taotifiation that the aspiring actress" would have ' to dis Continue the use of the name. .This is the explanation, of the fact that shortly thereafter the announcement was made that "Miss: Von Boon has been obliged to withdraw from the com pany in consequence of a death in her familyiP' Miss Von Roan has 'not re tinned,' Her place, however, has been acceptably filled by another young lady veq• much resembling her in appear. once, though known by another name. Mil M;Duclere, lie French Premier, be. gang'li f e as a type-setter, and at one time was a procit-reader on an obscure newspaper. ' ,F, By calling at C. B. Porter's Ward . House drug store, you can get a sample bottle of Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup which will relieve the most obstinate Cough or Cold, and show you what the , regular 50 cent size will do. When troubled with Asthma, Bronchitis, Dry. 'Hacking Cough, Pains in the Chett, and all diseases of the Throat and Lungs, try, a sample bottle of this medicine , f 5 juli27ly. The facultY of a Texas institution of learning for women wore fully aware that two of the young ladies had made up their minds to elope, brit they, said nothing at all about it. After the would be elopers had successfully escaped at night from the school building and _walked - five; miles in the mud to the nearest railway station, they were greet "ed by one of the prolissors, who had a carriage ready to convey them back to school. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lowpr part of the abdomen, causing the patient to sup pose he has • some affection of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times, symp toms of indigestion are present, as flatuency, uneasiness ot the stomach, etc. A moisture, like pejspiration, producing a very dipa gmeable itching, particularly at night after getting warm in bed, is a very common ,jit tendant. Internal,. External and Itching Piles yield at once to the application of Dr. Bosanko's Rte Remedy, which acts dirpctly upon the pFts affected, absorbing the Tu mors, allaying 'the intense itching, and i ef fecting a p ermanent , cure where ,All other remedies have failej Do not delay until the drain on the sylitem produces perma nent disability, but try it and be cured. Price,, 50 cents. Ask •your*unist for it, and *hen you can not obtain it of him, we' will send it, prepaid, on 'receipt of price. Address The Dr. Bosanko' Medicine Co.,Piqua, Ohio. Sold by C.B. Porter War House Drug Store. july27ly. Did it'.ever occur to -why old, Sol omon made the remark about-their be ing nothing new under the sun? Well,. the fact was that his numerous wives and wifelets kept hinting to him about having new bonnets; and he merely . murmured that there was-nothing new , under. the sun, in order that they might ',be made to believe that the fall styles -in hats had not yet struck on. It is said that 50,000 people die annually in the United States alone from this disease. In some sections of the country one death in every three is from'Consmnption. This can be, and should be avoided; our people are too careless about an ordinary cough or cold, and other symptoms - of throat and lung affections that lead to this disease. . You should arrest it while it is in the germ. Two, or three doses of Dr. 13ostinko's :Tough and `Lung Syrup will relieve an - ordinary cough or cold. It does not dry up a cough like many preparations on the market and leave the disease behind it, but acts directly on the throat and bronchial tubes, remov ing all the phlegm and' morbid matter that accumulates in the throat and lungs. It allays all irritation, and renders the voice clear and distinct. Sold by C. B. Porter's Word House Ding Store. july27ly: "Never knew Jim . Fisk, didyon, when he was anitinerant merchant?" . asked my friend Parker over a lobster Salad the'other night. Parker, 'by the way, knows everybody worth knowing, knew them before anyone else ever heard of them,' and knows more about them than a woman knows about the new bonnet in the next pew quaintance wit dated back to first deal in E which I lived e . years—or less. seen him in Parker. warming up as the salad got in its work. .“First time I met - him was in Kalamazoo. Noi I don't loCate it in Kala mazoo for a jokc.i It was in Kalamazoo that one day J m Fisk came driving in with his gorges us peddler's cart. That cart opened u and spread out and turned itself- it ton full Ary.goods store. ' in less than twenty minutes.' Fisk used to trade in hoirses as .well as in dry goods. .On thil3 occasion he had a fine. looking, spirits animal that I took a fancy to, and bought him for $3OO and shipped him td New York. He came here all right, but when I drove him,out he didn't.seem Ito be huite the same sort of beast. ' He had turned into ti dead. and-alive sort 6f creature. Still. .I went up the road With him, and. a'S hock would have it the rain came down in torrents before I had gone very fan—, You should juit have seen that, „horse when I got Mai under shelter. Gracious, what a sight he was! He . ouldn't have known himself 'could he have seen him. self. ''The dye had all washed out, and, instead of the beautiful chestnut, I had a horse of another color altogether.—, What did I d 6 with him? I traded him' off for ten tons of coal at $4.25 a ton. My, man told me that each ton weighed 1,640 pounds, butii didn't say anything. I had a suspicion that the . coal man hadn't got the best of me, anyway."— New York Grapitic. LADIE;' A Poaltiv Cm fir 211 Female Coinplalats. .Ladim• Tonic Is ty the Womes*s Medical In. iniste and has been used successfully t., ladies totters: It is a we care foe all Female :on SsratandWervoos Headache, Dyspepsia. and' ,ra weaknesses caused theselnegiderines stitch are common to We Is no Patera Jleshrixe. sis prepued.ottitt you. ot ciperkiice. and mem .4.M:toning thane semlife to arytesken dorsi, sern•ont or over-worked member of the sea. It you hare tried other rinac:lies %tithe= success. do 4 •ot be discouraged. tint dire • I..JUNES* TONIC iiosets trla4 liff. it einsid , reils (sive peck aedponsse -1 scrag in It ton art troubled silk oq lombiess or compliant common to oar ter to aside the doctors prescription rill. and try • Liam' Task." which we antes plaid rely euni. Omp aradte Women's Meakikusiattute la as A:somatic* 0 1,24 AfreAgys Iretts'espesteecm, mho Mao *dike end answer letters from ledirmaree. 'ra .m rie dives dor earcese of Female Weakness ofstikli laidles`Tcoic" will we cam rat is a Moo otteit.imailo bryttimoadille ladies wholumer • Irene erlerinseit. ulna load stamp tor clmolara:', JOS. rowzu,, • President ' tab. 7.'78. FREE OF COST. PLL NB CONBI7MPTION. A Deal With Jim Fisk . I allowed that my tie ^the late Mr. Fisk only' e time when I took my le, on the proceeds of prince in Paris for five "You ought to have those days," continued byAnisgisilL PHs% SLOC4 CLARK. jOIENSOYS ' :-, - r, o lir I n- d s4 r• EBNTloodj ("d":'ll;Bmaeb'uver 'B owels 76y1,:i: Kidneys skin 18. :litions:tifytoitseircy in . healing the above named, dis ea ses, and'pronounceiit to be t h e: . B es t` Re G d:,inwtoMan. . IWTED LAo3ltonwtadstNwrkmty.onigosenit. - , ' -: Resseefir far .R.hemmuitimm. .. - • .. _ - Rsaara Vamic",-Bsdfortt Go.. Pe_ .• • Da. Camut . Joints°, : A . short trial of your Indian' Blood gym bar aims ass peat relief for Rheumatism. It is the r -. best modkaue I eve used. ' . -' r ' ,' . ' . 10 -Min% . - PEN IMEUMITIC . , Taken internally cures Acute Rheumatism, thronie,Rheumatism, Inflammatory • Rheumatism, Sciatic Rheumatism; Scrofuletia Rheimiatism, Syphilitic Rheumatism, Wbilkei Rheumatism, Rheumatic Gout and J Rheiunatism-lof : .the'.. Heart. - Prepared , only by JOHN H. Pamt" , Pharmacist, Scranton, P. TO THZ PURLIC.—I owe , my We to . l'hhips* Rheumatic Elixir.. Daring the past fifteen years I have spent over a Weigand dollars for.trestment of. RheimsUsin, and never received anyperma. nest benefit, =tin took thePhelge' Elixir. • I consider it the best rheumatic remedy ever offered to the public. • tidily . • , OEO. E. HOYT, Penn MUM, &baton. Pa. . _ , . 'the Phelps' Rheumatic kir for me ha* always acted , like a charm. I think this tall it cut short a severe attack of Rheumatism. f can endorse the remedy either ski. .._pMentivh or CM. Mn. O. W. PALIM; Glenlnina, Pa [Non.—Mrs. G. W. Palmer is the mother of Hon. H. W. Palmer. of Willesharly. our Present State . Attorney ileimral.) • , _ . - - 111111111111311, Pa.. July 3, 1182. Mr. John H. Phelps, Scranton. Pa.—Please send me two dozen Phelps' Rheumatic Elixir as soon as possible. Ilan sold all I bad. Mr. D. J. Oodshalk.editor. Bethlehem Daily Times, is taking it. He says I could tell my customers that it vas the üboss" medicine for rheumatism . . , . , Tours, ho., . ' E. T. 'MYERS, Deuggist. LSE YOUR DROCKUM FOB IT. PRICE 31 SIX BOTTLES 113. Dr. H. C. Porter ,& bon, Agents f9r, Towanda, Pa IT IS A. FACT THAT THE WHOLESALE. PRICE OF KEROSENE OIL , Has advanced.' We still'retail at the OLD . PRICE. Bring in your cans at once. TO pEUERS---We offer kerosene. and headlight oil at lowest wholesale prices. AT THE OLD RELIABLE CASH DRUG STORE • - Dr. H. 0 Porter & Soh . , Corner Main and Pine Streets, Towanda, Pa. r llt"COliTird•M T A• „ D ) YE \ • HAVE A NEW STOCK OF lETINg gt COOK STOVES. 1 , Doi'BUY .BEFORE INSPECTING THEIR STOCK. . , , MAIN STREET A L RG E STOCK •,. J sir the. LAITEST VARIETY of Mens Boys and Childrens • T. . OV s f TO.BE FOUND IN TOWANDL . - They are ' i litade of first-'elas ,material and' guarantee a ,perfeet fit every time. - I kiep constantly on hapd a LARGE ASSORTMENT of GENTS FURNISHING GOODS; HATS, (APS, TRUNKS, TRAVELING BAGS Ac. ) MEN'S DR - S S AND BUSINESS SUITS. Forma sPecial feat , in my business I take the lead, in this Department- as well as 'all others. I ve no Plate Glass Windows or polished Counters, but keep THE RIGHT _GOODS and the public appreciate their extra value. . I am safe in saying ' -MY STOCK V CANNOT BE EQUALEDTILE;COIIET I • I have just received a large invoice of . ( Fall . and enter ClOtht 4. t and will be Pleased to show these_ goads. Call at M. El. ROSENFIELD',S ' • and buy where you see the ' Crowd. 4 -- - • HUMPHREY BROSA • TRACY Blanntantneern i and Wholconde, Denten in ail 'dna; MEN'S, BOYS, WOMEN'S. MISSES AND OKELDRENIS - .% BootsbrioBB Rubbers &o ,) . • . , CORNER lit AIN AND ELIZABETH STREETS;" Irk) MT A NIDA.9 -PA Earl 1 111 & • TOWANDA. S EMI Fa w Nemble'a Nether. In Fanny_ .. ble'r.reminiscencesshe . reminiscences =NM Of her . !PAW: abe *fairy was._ :algid)! seised -upon by admiring fine What and gentlemen , and,: snatched up • into"", their society, where she was londled, and petted, 'and played viith, passing whole days in Ma •Fitzherbert',o drattleg4n O m and - maDX a half-hour on the knees of her-'-royal and disloyal huaband,the prince regent; one of ,whose' favorite jokes was to place my miother under a, huge ,glass bell. made to -cover a large groupe of precious Dresden china, where bar tiny figure and flashing face -produced even a more beautiful effect than the costly work of art whose crystal coverbig was, made her temporary cage. have ten heard my-mother refer to`this Sea son of her childhood's 'favoritism with the line folk of that day, one. - of 'her mod vivid impressions of which was the extraordinary beautyof person and roy al charms of manner and depoTtment the prince of Wales, ant--:ins; enormous appetite;, enormous, perhaps. after all, only by comparison with her own, which he used to pity. saying frequent- . ly, wh4n she declined the delieaciesthat lie pressed upon her: "Why. you -poor child! Heaven has:not blessed , you with an appetite." f - bgtottuu ON R Clears out rats. mice. roaches, dies; ants, beilAstigs.•skutiks. chipmunks. goilfeto.. 15e. Driiggists. . - • - She Thought She Weald Chamethe • Subject - ".Always," said papit, m be d'an'k his coffee and enjoyed , his morning - beef steak, "always, children, change the subject when anything unpleasant has been said. It is both wise and polite:" That evening on his return fro bus iness he found his carnation bed d fil ed, and the tiny imprint of slippe feet silently bearing witness :to the' small thief. "Mabel," he said to her, "did .you :ck my Bowers?" "Papa." said Mabel, "did you ee a onkey in town?" ' "Never mind that. Did yciu Pie my flowerer' • "Papa, what did gran'ma send mar' "Mabel, what do you mean? Did you " y flowers? , Answer me yes or "res, papa, I did; but y o u ltd change the subject." Phil hia Quiz. Di-President Woolsoy is repo • • as baving,.said: - ..who 1 was Preside .t of Vale College I wee i asked if I won dbe willing to admit .women students there. I replied that ' .[ would. if Vassar College would admit ,young men. , Teat ceded the discussion." , • biBUCHUPAIIIA. II .. , Quick, complete. cure. allannoring Kiln ey, .01adder and I:Murry ,Dirtves: ti. Drug • •isis. , • 1 An Adventure with Apaches. Witham •Dunn, Robert Roberts. and two other miners were at work 'On a dump near Tomb.Stene, Ariiona, a few days - ago,.ieveral other men digging in A . cut near hy, when they were startled by a rifle volley. The shooting was ac companied by savag e yells.. and a moment later a bind of Apaches Show ed theniselies at the crest of a hill. 'he men in the cut were safe from -attack, while the men who were crouched near the dump were..only Tartly so. Dunn concluded that 'he would 'make a break to enter the v 0,1110901 Roberts strong ly advised him to remain where he was and lie would be'safe. 'Dunn, not heed •lng his partner's advice, made a• risk but the. bullets , were too fast for him, and one struck him in the left shoulder, bringing bins to the ..aground before he got tohis , haven, • ,'•Teen.". Said' Dunn. *4 had about as funny..a feeling as ever came to a man.•;now . to describe it I do ,not knoW. I was crawling slowly to the -cut, a hnndred yards away. - Every two 'seconds there came a Shower of lead. I could feel bullets whizz by and see the ground torn up . a foot ahead of me. My. backbone .an leicle heated red-' hot-that's the Only way I can describe it.)' Deno finally got to the cut, and Soon afteward the.ludians dashed away to the southward: • • • •!. • 4 - :KINEY MEN. ' Health Renewtr" 'restore& health and • vigor. , cares Dyspewi , !r^ "Mencp Sexual Debility. The Wrong Man. During th'e recent election Robinson, was a candidate for office, and fearing defeat through the illegal votineof his opponent'si henchmen he induced a trusty friend to watch thepolls in his :district and 'challenge any, suspicious looking voter Who might prom* him ma. be morning of the electioOdawn 'cid bright and clear, and promptly at the opening of the polls Robinson's friend was tiaere.i He' WAS a new kind at the. besiness,- bit nothing daunted,: he determined to , let, no ' chance of sav-; ing a vote slip and carefully scrutinized' everyman. The, •dirwbreon andim, being a . stranger ih the district,- had challenged some most respected Citizens, and bad been frowned down and laugh ed at considerably for, his mistakes, and thus l 'far he had,not snecee'ded:itt coal letimbg one mail whodidnotproveldm, in error beyond a.. - doubt. There Was little dine left,'and he felt called upon ' to dd something forhis: friend amknuide one more effort: - A tall, well-built man with alieteuliar ly seedy appearance and , a ' generally suspicious air,:swaggered up to the bal lot 'box to7vote: Hardly had his name been called when our friend cried in his braveat tone, "I challenge that man g e vote." For an instant there was perfect silence, while the challenger wanted to trawi into a ballot-box or anywhere out of sight. Then the' trouble begaii. With 'a wird whoop' the Teter bore down upon - him and grasped bim' by the hair. In two minutes - lie had' swept all the cob webs from the ceiling, brought .the chandelier to the floor„ knocked the l po. licernan off his feet, heaped ballot-boxes, ballots, tellers, inspectors, clerks and books in a cOnfusedma.fizln the corner, smashed every piece of fumiture in the room and was busily engaged in mop. ping np the floor with the challenges when police reinforcements arrived. As the glass eyeslteeth, tufts cif hair, bits of skin and others relics of the of.: fair were raked from the heap hi the corner, it was decided to postpone tem- Iporatily the count hi” that district; at 'emit until the rest pf the tellers could be sorted Ont. When his friendget Well informed him confidentially that" , the Robinson , ; an he had challenged was the opposition candidate voting for him self. —Detroit Free Press. ; Dentate .Feissaies. .The =actb:Atli .society. added to the Mum of maWnny and the household,, have tested beyond mnucel the frail . constitu tions which have been punted the maiinty of women. To combat this tendenc3r to preinatere decline,' no remedy in the world p_ossessee the nourishing and strengthening properties of Bitters., 'They enrich the bked, perfect digestion. stimulate the liver, and kkbeya, - arrest ulcerative weak nesa,.and purify and vitalise every function of the female system. . Willing to, Bet on 'Him ••• :1 'Ashman who bad bitched a mute in the neighborhood of a spot- where some men *ere engaged in blasting. was Cautioned by :One of them to take the indiind away. “Nlver mQind met,ll - 0 1 am content ityix'STEL* oYes; but don't you know that the r can by the post:there.contains:dynamite_ "Dynamite. IS it? 'Well. thipOf got faylins yea had better *nova it Where it won't be barrumed.= foe if that 'newel gets the first kick IWouldn't give much for,it.'A - . • Is • 1 1 •0"-----.- s Philadeltkilt tcbs.r says - he . sells alm _ ost all his ban andbeef to Cbeef4ea , manufacturer ; , ' • poor t" rT . 1111MIALIZINO. ASSOUBDICLAND MULLING SCROFULOUS. nANCESOUS. MID . . The cense Oi tt human- Ils. and curing when L i tili m iaba use ll s 4ais sero tals fult . go!hee Brit, a bode and iandular IhrelfloP. Moors, Old Boras. Milk Leg, Alcreurb4 4116otions; Itowipabs..,Tuniors, Cs& .bageles, Boils, glood.Pisisdne, Barbi'. Disease, Wasting of the Kidneys and Liver. Wheamatistn. Constipation. Piles, Dyspepels. and, all itching and Scaly • of Of the akin and gcalp.—such ae - Salt - Ithenni. 'Paerlasis, Tetter,Bingworm. Derbies Itch,ficald Head. Itching Piles. and other. Disfignting and Torturing Rumors, from a pimple 'to a scrof• - Witte ulcer, when assisted by C1111C1714 and.Crr• mak Boar, the great gidn Cures. 111 CUTICULA A sweet. unchangeable Medicinellloy, clears off all external evidence of Blood Humors, eats sway Dead Skin and flesh, initially allays Itch. inland ltritations E aoftens. Booths, and Hell.. Worth its weight in gold for all Itching Die. ----OUTICURA SOAP An Eli/Waite Toilet. Bath,' and.; lioraerY Secs. • tiro. Fragrant with,dellcions finirer odors and healing balsam. Container In la modified form all the virtues nf arrictrei. the great Skin Cure, and is indispenilblean,the treatment °fain and Scalp Disease., and. for rite tering, preserving, and beautifying the compl Mon and skip. The only Medicinal Baby Soap. Itxmannts are A lba only real cunt.: lives for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood. 'Price; CIITIOLIM RILsoLVIqT, $l.OO per bottle; ..Curictins. UM. per box; large boxes, $1.00: Cum. alas Matacntsr. , Tors.rt SOAP,- 25c.; CT:icons Maracissx. Satyrs° Sosr;,l . Sold everywhere. plipwl. WEEKS P Soar; Boston, Mass; CATAII Pi • 7 „ _ Sanford's Radical Cure. THE GREAT AMEICAN BALRAMIC :DISTILLA TION OF WITCH wan. AMERICAN PINE CANADIAMFIR. MARIGOLD. CLOVER BLOSSOM, ETC..' • For the Immediate Relief and Permanent cure of every form of Worth, from s simple Head Cold or Influenza to the Loss of Smell, Taste, and hearing. Cough. Bronchitis,,, and • InciPient Consumption. Indorsed by Physicians, Chem ists. and Medical Journals throughout the world, as the only complete external and inter nal treatment. • One bottle Radical Curei, one box Catarrhal Solvent and Sanford's Inhaler. all in one pack. of C u re . st W E E KS k Ask for Sanford's Radica 'WEEKS POTTEP. Poston. '-i,C11.. • 1 g' ELECTRIC ITY' ~ Gentleyst Effective, united .._...• , ' with Beating : Balsam, ten ' •!.t ~, dei COLLINS' • VOLTAIC v. )1 ELECTRIC PLASTERS one' , . 1 hundred times superlof.,do - -,-. • :,•,:.; = all other plasters for. eveyy I • • - Pain, Weakness and Inflam -I: /w• . alien. price,. _25 cents. ll ASTC.l• auti - Sold everywhere., , . KENDALL'S SPAVIIi CURE Is sure to WI effects, its action snit does not blister, yet is- pezetMting and powerful to reach - every deep seated pain or to remove any bony' growth or other enlargements, such as swills. splints, curbs, callous, sprains, swell- Inge and any Lameness and 'all enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or for 'rheiuslatism in man and for any purposeifor which a liniment is used for man or beast. It. Is now known to be the bbst liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yetcartain in its effects. ' Bead address for Illustrated Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such-unqualifled ac cess to our knowledge, for beast all well a man. Price $1 per bottle. or six bottles tor fa. All Dreigists have it or can get it for you, or it will be seat to any address on receipt of price by the proptiletore,Dn. B. J. & Co., Enos. burgh Falls, Vt. Sold by all Dialigista. ESTABLISH= six 1863.] . I 1 • HOWAIIII Al SNOW* Solicitor of • I ; AMERICAN AND Folly-TAN G3l F STREET:N. W.. WASHINDTDN, D. 0.1 , • (Successor to OUmore, Stank & Co., Chipman, Homer & Co.) • -- I Patent" prgeitred upon the same plan which was originated and successfully practiced by the above-named Ara. Pamphlet of sl;ty pages • sent upon receipt o stamp. inovel MR S. D. V. STE.DGE, Manufacturrr of and Dealer in HUMAN COODS. rgir AS WICS, BANDEAUX, the popular Chatelaine Braid, EVERYTHING BELONGING To Ter HAIR TRADE • • _lfillipeetel;kttention giver, to CONIBINCS 'Roots turned one trey. ' SWITCHES from St upwards. Also Agent for Hunt es '0 Invisible Face Po-.-der, Madam Clark's Corsets, and Shoulder Brace Elastics •Sirrarticular attention paid to (ire/mins WWI hairat their homes or at my place of business, r r Evans ,b Bildretb' • store. oriti-Gs Was: D. V. STZDOE. THE RUSH FOR JACO.BB - :: AT TUE:- `Old Rell'able Cloritik r in .Staire, Is to examine his immense • Igo. FALL AND WINTER 'FASHIONABLE Ready-Made Clothing. j:He is prepared to offer bargains tl t will induce customers to buy. , - Ocupying 'the Urge and commodicnis store, No. 1213 Alain street, formeilyld. E. Solomon & Son, he , presents a full Ind complete stock M all Balsa of Clothing: ; *MIT, BqYfi:, YOUTHS' Ain) PULDREWS SUITS Of ever):.'e and quality. GENTS PU ISRING GOODS,, TRAVELING RIGS, =O=kB;;VANFAI, &C. Mr :41. - VERCOA.TS Of every quality. RUBBER , GOODS a specialty., All are invited to call and mare bouvdna. N. JACOBS. • Tosnuida, Pa., Oct. 3: 1882.-71' ~,_.,.,,,,,,..,___,_ '.Stevens' - k_- .- 'lL'olig 4 i GnocERIEs, SID• 7 PROVE ONS, COUNTRY PRODUCE S . COIL. RAIN AND PINE STS - j_the 014, stand of Poi. Stevens &Idereur.) They iuvite litteution to their coniplete - • - imortment and very large stock of SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN And Cash Paid. for Desirable Kinds M. Z. LONG. II 1. MUIR &C;(fr'S II ,The &act(' NM money b °byte/ cheap to at HAIR • Tao easpectftilly announce to the paella teat . . , . they have a largo at,Ock of ' FLO - • 61 . FRED. ]ILEA C dlAiti . SALT. MB POSH. and PROVIFONSganen,II)% • we lave also added co ou7 stock a vai/utl of WOODEN WAITE, such as Wit= 'TUBS. VIE • Just received : it large * moo% of faugaril Tea., °casco. BPlcos. 'MU - 180N% PUBS SOAP. the heat in the luarket, ,Other mats, of soap Symp. and Molasses. which they offer at lois prices. for Cash. •• A oct 2677 Wagoos&Carriages QpOn & Top Buggies . , PLATFORM WENS _ all of his own MANUFACTURE and war ranted in every par- ' titular FlealaSpetngs used , In all klatlann Wegane. The *Weiland bait In we. 110 W IS YOUR' TIME TO BUY . ‘ • Look at the", flguree,„ . 1 Two Seated Ourneiger.lloln .....: ... 9150 te.8170 Muttons. one HOW • * •• • . 12$ to • 160 Top Bagiltie 125 to-'1641 Open Buggies ' 80 to - 100 Demoorat Wagons • 90 to 110 11406 ember UM the shows ere ell fully warrant. eV= or no pay. girttanded. to it 98 per cent below last' is vetoes. _ Moss _ cot. Main au Illaialliethilltie. • JAI itilliLler. 2tiebB2* — JOB PRII4TING AIAIILINDS Fh : fi fi= o rt oi t e ) ticesaa ""'o bit aka General Dealers:in OE HAKE REMOVED •• • , it rhea new •4xe Choice New Goode, which they, have alwayv on hoed. , To thet PRODUCE TRADE i' ~ GEO. STEVENS. STOP AT eoAt IROCERIES , q- AND PROVISIONS. Goings Main and Iliatlin Stiests TOWANDA, 14. KM. 011111018. Cheaper than ever at the OLD ESTAILLISHMENT JAMES BRYANT, would - call the atten tion of FARMERS and others to hia large and complete assortment of Aim ', EGAD blaier. Also az II % ff "ta CP en• .011' BEAD PROOF , BELOW. ?Lay a Tito)! COL. L. T. FOSTER 0M.% V A 1:` • . y aza„ 4,9 • DS.D.J. Ilvinetz, had a atfy blirilsrobletOlso colt-which pr.zr7., ly, be had large bone epsyin oU 114,13 ,r; I rit az.: small one on the, 'other, which wale I vtry lame; I had him under, the charge of tr,- nary surgeons which failed to cure hm, f one day reading the advertisement /4 J;••!' gpavin Cure in the Chicago Exprpb.e, t,;. ed at once to try it, and got our 4/11/.;.,ta to send for it, they ordered three r h , •• • • .r . them all and thoughtl would give It a :;f. :; trial, lused it according to direction s fourth day-the colt ceased to be %LA lumps have disappeared. I Used hut and the colts limbs are as free freru amoott, as soy horse in the pr: tire!, ebred. The cure was so r. rearlat.i- Ilet two of my neighbors have the two bottles, who are now ustng it. Very Respectfully, • L.. 1. 1 ().-!Ti..l:. KendaWs Cure • • • ON MUNIAN FLESH. Patten's Mills: Wash'ton c 0.., N.Y., },•;, Ca. B. J. /licsnal.k.Dear case on which I used your Eenaall'e s;.;l.fe, was a malignant ankle sprain or int t i e standing. I had tried many thittge;bct Your Epivin Cure put. the foot rr t d r again, and for the first time sMe , : manna . position. For a family !10110 • , cela anythinig we ever Used. - ' Yours truly, i‘r.v. SI. P. raster of M. E. Canrek, l'att.cm Ni Prick $l, per bottle. or .rir, bottle. I'4. Druggists rave it or can get it ter 3 .ti, be sent to any address on receipt t,, proprietors, DR. D. J. KENI:AI.I. burgh Falls. Vt. Sold at Dr. H. C. Portials 1)111;: • KLINE'S 3IAIIK C 13LO Gji 'Main Street / Finst,Ward. JOHN W. KLINE L,; !SWING REXOVED Ins MEAT &VEGETABLE 11~ARKET Bs more convenient lo'cation, and -es himself in the (Itrroll i3lock, ippo4 S:• Hotel, is prepared to alippl# ^ THE CHOICEST OF .MEATS. ' FISH, OYSTERS IN THEM SEA:,.*, FRESH VEGETABL.L. , i. DOMESTIC FRUIT. Ifir BOLOGNA S.A.UBlriE;kspetizlty. dar.tpromptly delivered h . t: You need not Die to Wiii - MUTUAL ENDOWI6I ACCIIINT A330:IATI:11 Of ;Bath, N. ; T Yon recifve one.half of your insnracc4, t: cording to . the American Life Table, wher, tza thrlds of your tlife expectancy is finishtl-15T HD:nitration, a man or woman joining tte A 916- elation at 36 yeareeof age taking a certincate::! $2,500, receives g 1,275 when a little over yearn of age, exactly the period in life wh.n a little financial help is generally more needed tlsr. a: any other time. , ~ ..t . I jnne2tf. owanda 5 cti Slope MAIN' STREET. :TEST DOOR TO FEL.CII s prepared 4,lTer a edinpit•:i. 'DRY AND FANCY GOODS, Crockery, Gtlassware, wnrrt and DECORATED (RINI Latelst designs anti pal tert, of NA.TOLICA WARE, BIRD CAGES, . . For the coming Trit.it.. ne adhere as heretofore to our e-tabH. : l , prineiple—that a qniel: sale with a profit is better than a slow one - with a large profit—and theril‘fore prie , in any line of goods will cornpme favorable with the•priOs Tary other house. - gerWe endeavOr'tO. sell ,ti:e article for the least possible inolh - y..„ toy6l LOEWUS & FREIMUTH. 5PE014.14 - ANNOUNCEMENT • - :4 JAMES. iIicCABE RAS REMOVED, Hls GROCERY BESIMS,z THE SOUTH-EAST CORNED .OF ,AIN AND BRIDGE .STREETS, *liElzi LEE EL§4 rk/VBLltigEll Head Quaters FOE EVERYTHING IN iTIE LINE IF PROVISIONS, .ke. CASH PAID for Desi18,1)10 Pro dace. - Fine. BUTTER mi'd specialt,y. • BENDA.LL'S SPAVIN CURE Is 'sure to cure Spaylns, !lon hr&e. It removes all uchar:r 3l enierganients, Ddxs NOT Ty•piTtii. • :4 PAS no equal for any lame:lo4 t's # t' boast or Sian. It has cured hip-p.....ut ban . eness In a person who 'Lad s•-f" . sere(' 15 years. Also cured rhec,:o•- .ttsui, corns; frost-bites or 1 : brollies, cut or lameness. It has no equst L r r ar reniavTi bleinis r h tig ivim onhoxa vi ry ee.El ... en . d e for ~!lAsirstr t DRUGGIST& have it or can get it f - ..r 'Kendall k Co.. Proprlstom Elit , 4.orgh Verrnont. U. C. PORTED, Agent. TV% .t BEST ,N.... business now before the lul'il': '. Can make mony faster at w . ,r , k , f , , i tc o 4 : than an ything else. i.31'..‘, needed'. We will start you.' $ tIl a 13:... 2! 't,..,"' wards =dust home by , the induitri,oo - t•— wennan.• bbys and *Orli wanted every•f!ltt re I.) work for ns. . Now is the time. • Ton elc .....0ri1, 3 , spare time only or Rive your whnle tti:Te t‘• l r - business. Ton can.lico at home and d... the w',.l No other business will pay you nearly " :.... 4 .e.; Nu. ona can fail to make enormous fay ~ .1 t?' piing at once. Costly Outfit and tem..° Irtr—, X= lyr 0 bat. easily and honorably. e Tana ac Co.,•Angusta, dame POO Ill— . Ili IN THE AND BLADES k _11061.E3% General Agents for Per.slk Ti-I1 in , r.nt of SATCHELS; Apr:.:'
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