MOBIL GEMS.
¶'.. 1 1 word fitly spoken, bow good it is l"
Chridren have more need of modeis
than of critics.
Comlt the lips for opinion. the con
duct for convictions. '
People who do mean acts throw poi
son into their own wells.
- It is a good thing to learn caution by
the misfortune of others. • --.-
Self esteem 'is commonly :punished
with universal contempt. ~
The touchstone by which men try us
is often their own vanity. ° - -
t -
Better be plena with your ocni heart
than with a crowcrof babblers.
it is to live twice to be able to enjoy
the retrospect of your past life.
*any men employ their first years so
as to make their last miserable..'
A secret is too little for one, 'enough
for , two, and too much for three. -
''rue eloquence consists in saying all
thatis proper and nothing, more,
'Chile learning adorns a man, let ns
rEmember that truth ennobles him.
If you know how to spend less than
you get, you have the philosopher's
stone
The virtue of prosperity is temper
ance; the Virtue of adversity is forti
tude.
Many an honest man stands !in need
of help that has not the courage to ask,
it.
•
Brain is the propelling force of the
'world, and thought is the symbol,
,of
progrese.
Lovibeareth all things, believeth all
things, hol•eth all things, endureth all
things.
Economy is half the battle of life; it
is not half so hard to earn money as to
spend it
What we are nierely taught seldom
nourishes the mind like that which we
teach on:selves.
The mind does not know ) wlsat it can
feed'on until it Ims been brought to the
starvation point.
Rage spent on the vanquished often
brings a return shaft, against - which
skill is powerless. --
. ,
Gossip is the patent sign of fulgarity
in heart and mind. It is as thoroughly
t
vulgar as curiosity.
.., .
Between Elmira and Binghamton on
the N. Y.,L. &W.there areiseveral ev
pensive and lengthy bridges and trestles.
Three miles east of -Waverly the road
crosses a bridge 1,000 feet long, ap
proached by 700 feet of trestle. The
work cost $150,000; six miles' west tof
Waverly is another costly structure 'of
the same Lind 600 feet lung with 1,350
of trestle. The Erie4oad is sPaned three
miles cast of Lowmauville by a 575 foot
bridge, with a trestle at the - west end - of
760 feet loner, and still west (Attie is an
embankment 2,400 feet long,,;averaging
thirty feet in heigth. Three qu - arters of a
mile west of the Erie crossing, abridge
t crosses the Chemung river, 600 feet long
with ius allitional trestle 800 feet. These
approaches and bridges arcs all built in
the 'most substantial and workmanlike
manner.
A proiessor of French in an Albany
school recently asked a pupil what I was
the gender of academy. The unusually .
- bright pupil responded that it depended
on whether it was a male or female
academy.
'Well, dear little boy, what shall I
get you for Christmas?' !Well, papa, I
think I should like a little House of
Re' presentative9.' 'Oh, my dear, not,
one of ihoso noisy toys!'
A 3linnesota preacher fainted away
after marrying a couple and had to be
worked over two hours before - he was,
restored to consciousness. If it acts
that way on the preacher just think of
the poor bridegroom!
4. Benejleitil Action.
The worn look and miserable_ feelings of
those closely' confined in mills, or at desks or
work-tables, are caused by weak Stomach,
Kidneys or 4oweli, and shows the necessity
for some mild tonic to build them up. No
one need suffer thus who will use Parker's
Ginger Tonic - ; for without intoxicating it has
,such a beneficient action on these sluggish
organs and' so cleanses the poisonous mat
ters from the system, that rosy cheeks and
good health and spirits are soon brought back
again.—Express. See adv. Mrl4-4w.
There are thirty different fire escapes
to select from, but as none of the inven
tors over make atrial from a fifth-story
windotv with a sheet of " flame behind
them, the ordinary man is suspicions
about investing. •
'SKINEY 'MEN
"Wells' Health Renewer" .restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. *I:
The judge, severely: 'Prisoner, • you
have Already been convicted three
times.' Prisoner, insinuatingly: 'Well
ye-ye your honor, but I was recom
mended to mercy every time.'
Give every mau the credit of ,sincer
ity, notwithstanding it may be a slight
strain on your credulity to believe the
doctor means whp.t he says when he
tells you, am glad to 'Am you well,
sir.'
Food for -Young and Old.
Food and medicine l fOr young and old, pre
pared icithoul ft-rine:dation, from Canadian
Batley Malt, Bops, Quirking, Bark, etc. Malt
Bitters are warranted more Nourishing,
Strengthening, Vitalizing and Purifying, by
reason of their richness iu Bone and Muscle
Producing' Material, than all other forms of
malt or medicine, while free from the objec
tions urged against malt liquors. Mr3l4w.
An Ainerican named Maxwell has a
ranch in NewlMexico oontainiug 1,700,-
000 acres of land, and yet he growls
when a vigilance committee asks for a
fence corner to bury a horse-thief in.
bSUCHUPAIBA. ,
Quick, compete cure, allannoying Sidney,
Bladder and Urinary Diseaets. Si. Drug
gists.
Dr. Tanner has selected Da&lo as
his future borne, probably because it
is a fast city,
We take great pleasure in calling the at
tention of our friends and customers to Dr.
Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup which is
perfectly harmless, pleasant to the taste, will
not nauseate, and gives relief almost-instant-
ly. It matter's not how severe your Cough
may be, how many cough medicines you have
tried, or how many physicians yon have con
sulted, the tonic, soothing and healing pro
perties-or this medicine , will loosen it as
sist the Throat and Lungs to expel the offend
ing matter. leaving them in a healthy con
dition, free from irritation, and the sir pas
sages clear, besides invigorating and
strengthening the general system. Price 50
cents. For' the positive cure of Consump
tion, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis. Dry
Hacking Cough, Loss of Voice, Irritation of
the Throat, Soreness of the Chest, . Pains in
the Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Croup, Influ
enza, Whooping Cough and LtingrPever, we
recommend this medicine above all others.
Yours truly, CLAIM B. POBTEII,
. June 2-ly. S. End Ward House Block.
M. lENDELMAN
JEWELLER,
Is still to be toned at the OLD STAND
Neal door to Dr. R. C. P,orter's Drug Store
FINE AMERICAN AND SWISS
JEWELRY
SPECTACLES & EYE: GLASSES,
sir ALL OF WHICH WILL;DE SOLD AT THE
VERY LOWEST PRICES,
Clocks, Watches and Jewelry promptly repaired
by an experienced and competent workman..
M. HE NDELMAN.
septlG-tt
Lafayette ! tiolle,
Corner Second and 13' streets Northwest,
near Pennsylvania Avenue.
•
WASHINGTON, D.Or
• •
Within a square of the Capitol. Streit cars pass
near the door to all parts of the city. Conven
ient to the depot'. This is put the hirifel for
Pennsylvanians visiting the National Capital.
Rooms well banished, and the cleanOt and
best beds in the city. Table first class.
Rooms and board from $2 to $3 per day,
Reduced rates by the week or month.
WILLIAM SANDERSON,
Proprietor.
Late of the Congressional Hotel, Capitol
.fan 11-tf r ,
HUMAN HAIR
ucs • AS WIGS,,,BANDEAUX Obi poplin
Chatelaine Braid,
EVERYTIIING aLO1 4 :GMO To Tux ItAIETBADE
flarSpeclal Attention givett to COMBINGS
Roots all turnedune way.
SWITCHES from $1 upwards. Also Agent, for
Hunter's Invisible Face Povider,
Madam Clark's corsets, and
Shoulder' Brace Elastics.
sarParticular attention paid to dressing ladies
hair at their bomes or at my pbmetof btminess,
ove r Evans k Hildretb's store.
novlB-Gm Has. U. V. STEDGE.
A Card
MaIX STREET,
WITH s FULL LINE OF
WATCHES,
STERLING SILVER AND
FINE PLATED WARE;
°Loots,
FROM THE CHEAPEST TO THE BEST.
MRS. D. V. STEDGE;
Manufacturer of and Dealer in
GOODS,
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Sanford's Radical . Curd.
THE GREAT AMERICAN BALSAMIC DISTILLA
TION OF WITCH HAZEL. AMERICAN PINE.
CANADIAN FIR, MARIGOLD. CLOVER
BLOSSOM, ETC..
For the Immediate Relief and Permanent Cure
of every form of Catarrh, from a simple Head
Cold or Influenza to the Loss of Smell, Taste,
and Hearing, Cough. Bronchitis, and Incipient
Consumption. Indorsed by Physicians,Chemists
and Medical Journals throughout the world, as
the only complete external and internal treat
ment.
One bottle Radical Cure, one box Catarrhal
Solvent and litandforl's Inhaler, all in one pack
age, of all druggists for $l.OO Ask for SAICFOIID'S
RADICAL CUDE.
'WEEKS ic POTTER, Boston.
r
t 01.1.1 8. ELECTRICITY
Gentle, yet effective, united
with healing Balsam, ran
_ ~
der COLLINS' - VOLTAIC
. .1 - 1
! ELECTRIC PLASTEIV3 one
hundred times superior to
all other plasters tor every
. -
.' ~ - • Pain, Weraknesa and Intern-
P t AST 0 ( . 6
, !nation. Price 23 cents.
Sold everywhere. ..:.
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PATENTS.
(U. S. AND
Frank A. Fonts, Attorney-at:Law, Lock Box, 356
Washington, D.C.
Sir Ten years' eiperience.
I make MO CHAMIE for my services unless M
patent - be granted. Preliminary examination in
the Patent Ofkce as to the patentability of an in•
vention !BEE. Send sketch 'or model of the de
vice and a report will be made as to the proba
bility of obtaining a patent.
Special attention given to rejected applica
tions in the hands of others.
I:. S. Senators : lion. Geo. F. Edmunds, of
Vermont ; lion. David Davis and Gen. John A.
Logan, of Illinois ; lion. Benj. IL Hill, of Geor
gia; Hon. L. Q. C. Lamer, of Miss; Hon. S. M.
Cullom, Gov. of Illinois; the Hon. Commissioner
of Patents and Corps of Examiners and the pro
prietor of this paper.
Write for circular and instructions.
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AAUP Sl5 I 4 840 PER'
WEEK.
We have stnres in 15 leading Cities,
front cam agents obtain ing
Mse:74ll a tol !Mar CadWille az4
Leans to agents Address
M. NAUWELL 312 Lackawanna Ave
lICRANTON..PA.
:4ffeti I og n
Shoat Frau . * &,11.frrigag of Pufames
Exceedinsty Delicate and Lasting.
Pri2e, 25 eta.; Lsr e rottle3, 75 ctn.
Sold by dealers la Drap & rerfolocry. Sigma= otitis.
cox a co., N.Y.,rray &MU!. •
PARKER'S RINGER TONIC
The Medicine for Every Family.
NEVER INTOXICATES.'
Madefrom Ginger, Duch% Mandrake. Stilrrngia'
tad other of the best vegetable remedies known,
PARSIRR'S GINGER TONIC has remarkably varied
curative powers, & isthe greatest Stomach Correct.
or, Blood Purifier and Liver Regulator ever made &
The Best Medicine Yon can Use
forßestoring Health &Strength
• ItinnamereM to act from the fun dose, searches
eat the weak'mans, and is warranted to cure or
help ill
Kidneys, Liver, Urinary °mans, allComphints of
Woosety Nervousness, Sleeplessness, itheintia•
tint and Drunkenness.
Try a bottle to-dai; itpaylave yourEfe. soet.
and $ t sizes atalldmagists.. Every genninebonle
has our signature on outside wrapper, Hist= &
Co., N. Y. Large saving in buying $s siss
Parkers Hai► Balsa
• just Whit it 'Wasted. '
I .'l. Everybody whose his hi gray or faded has felt
the need of a Hair liinteires and dressing that is
cleanly, agreeably perfumed and harmless. Paz.
ker's Harr liallarn satisfies the . most fanicious in
these impacts.' Sold by .. • , at poe. and ss.
2%1 The PuSabers of the Rcrunuour have
_ arranged so that they are able to 'offer
"' • the popular family paper —The Sun
SPANGLED +l3.earizt,--for one year •to every new
subscriber to the Eiroarmas who gays $1.81.
The BMW= is a splendid home paper. Specimens
may twe seen at this office, or win be sent by ad
dressing. at.NI%7X, Hinsdale. B. H.
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OPERATES WITH ENERGY -UPON THE KLO.
NEU, LIVER. DOWELELAISO POll/18
OF THE URN, •
NEUTRALIZING. ABROBBINGAN'D =VELUM
satortmous, CAN CANCEROUS, AND
KNIt
The cause of roost - human UM, and caring when
physicians. hospitals, inflall other nietWO and
remedies fail, Scrofula or King's Evil, GlandoMr
Swellings, Ulcers, Oldlions. Lllt Leg, Nexclidil
Affections, Erysipelas. Tumors. Abseessr a 2t
bustles, Boils, BioodP °bons, Bright*"
Wasting orthe Kidneys and Liver.
Constipation, Piles, Dyspepsia, and sll itching
and Scaly
Of the. Skin and Scalp.--auch is Salt Flmm,
PaoliWe, Tatter Ringworm . Barbers Iteh,Scald
Head. Itching Piles, and other Disfiguring and
Torturing Humors, from a pimple to a serof
ulitic ulcer, when assisted by Cerricirss and Cur-
Nuns Soar, the great Skin Cures. .
CUTIOURA-'
A sweet, unchangeable Medicinal Jelly, clears off
all external evidence of Blood Humors, eats
away Dead Skin and Flesh, instantly allays Itch
ing, and Irritations, Softens,Soothes, and Heals.
Worth its weight in gold for all Itching DiXesses.
CIITIOURA SOAP
An Exquisite Toilet,Bsth. and Nursery Sanative.
Fragrant with delicious flower odors and healing
balsam. Contains in a modified form ill the
virtues of Ounetiss, the.grest Skin Cure, and is
indispensable in the treatment of Skil and Scalp
Diseases, and for restoring. preserving and
beautifying the complexion and akin. The only
Medicinal Baby Soap.
Curler:as Braintants are the only real curatives
for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood.
Price: Oursouls BISOLVILINT, $l.OO per bottle;
Curacy's, 60e. per box; large boxes, 11.00; Cont.
it= 1119101NAL TOLL= SOAP, Sao. ; Curious&
••Mumma" Etasraxo SOAP, 150. Sold everywhere.
principal Depot, Weeks & Potter, Boston.
1.111YE&CO
FALL AND WINTER
1881
-ATTENTION IS INVITED to our
first-olass
Heating StoYe , s
They are too well known to require
any commendation— '
New Reda,
Westrninster,
Crown Sewel.
We Mani have a line of CHEAP BASE
BURNERS, the best of their class in
he market, and well adapted for sup
plying a demand for an efficient knt in
expensive heating stove.
Ida - WOOD HEATING STOVES in
great variety.
i„;ri T „.
•t• .
MOO
HAPPY THOUGHT
RANGES
Sold in To ands Vicinity by
A. D.DYE:& CO.
A LARGE STOCK OF
Wood Cook Stoves
CARRIAGEMAKERS AND
BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES,
AIM A GENERAL" STCCK OF
HARDWARE
MAIN ST.;:TOWANDA
Towanda, Oct. 31st, 1881
NEW FIRM NEW STORE
NEW GOODS !
Ed. Mouillesseaux
Formerly with HeadeLana.)
HAS OPENED , A
Jewelry Store
OF lIIIrcIIWN
IN PATTON'S' BLOCK,
With Sivarts & Qorden's.Stoie,
Main Street, Towanda, Pa.,
Where he keeps& FULL AI3BOI4.II:ENT of I
Gold & Silver Watches
SWISS AND AMERIt:IAN ;
CLOCKS, JEWELRY,
SPECTACLES; ETC
-oar Ms Stock 111 SE NEW a n d of tact PM=
QUALITY. Cal and see for yourself.
REPAIRING DONE PROMPTLY
ENGIViWNG,* FP==
desl6-
=
Wen Merrt Bums*. -
A gentleman on asked a dist -
gashed dispensing raggist to tuplain
the Secret of thist universal, de
mand for Dr Bond's Samaritan
Navin& He said that it was in fact a
genuine medicine--such s compound
as every good physician would presovibe
for
. the disease which it was advertised
to cure. Of course-it costs - law than
any druggist would charge for the same
article supplied ow: physician's pre
scription, and besides, then was a Pav
ing of the doctor's fee in addition..
Moreover, by buying the drugssuch
enormous quantities, and having per
fect apparatus for Compounding the
mixture, he , was not only enabled to
get better, articles in the first place, but
also to present the medicine in better
form and at less price the same prepara
tion could be possibly obtained from
any other source. Dr. Richmond kuus
devoted all his energies to the allevia
tion of human suffering. : , With this end
in view, and with his whole heart in his
great labor 'for the benefit Of the afflict
ed, he -has achieved Baited and Merit-
ed, BUCCe33. There can bo no real
success without true merit. That
his success is real is evidenced by the
fact that his reputation as a man and
physician does not deteriorate, and the
fact thaethere is a .steady increasing
demand for. his Samaritan Nervine
proves that it is no nostrum, but 4 a re
liable remedy. fie has repe:itedlY in
formed the publio that it is no patent
medicine, and no patent has eirer. been
asked for or obtained. Neither &les he
advertise it as a cure-all. Timm sire
hundreds of diseases that he .acknowl-
edges it will not cure. It maylm urged
that some of these diseases are widely
different that it seems absurd to pre
scribe the same remedy. They may
diffet in symptomi, yet in character .be
precisely similar; and then we must
take into censidetstion the fact that
remedies may possess various proper
ties. Thus, some 'medicines are both
tunic and alterative;others may be tonic
and laxative, the properties differing
according to the quantity administered
and the time. and circumstances which
demand its employment. •
In the manufacture of any pharma
oentical preparation ~the parity and
strength of the materials used, and the
requisite machinery to be employed,
are among 'the chief essentials. _The
find is insured by purchasing the in
gredients in large quantities, *hereby
the exercise of greater care in, selecting
the materials can be afforded; and the
second can only be accomplished where
the business is sufficiently • extesive to
warrant a large outlay of capital in pro
curing chemical , apparatme. These"
(acts apply with' especial force to our
medicines, their quality basing , been
vastly improved since-the demand has
become so great as to require their
umunfacture in very large quantities. ,
'These ideas are not mere speculative
remarks to mislead the reader, or to im
bue him with false views of the super
iority of our medicines. While inspect
ing pr. Richmond's establishment you
would be surprised to see the admirable
faculties, both chemical and mechani
cal, which ho employs in the prosecu
tion of his business. Everything is ar
ranged in 'the meet perfectly systematic
order, and while to the general observer
there appears to be, no yoom
, for im
provement, yet new - apparatu s and me
chanical appliances are constantly be
ing procured for the establishment.
'Time makes all things even' exeep
odd numbers.
When a river breaks its bank,is tho
result financial ruin?
Pa what is meant by muscular
Christianity?'., 'I don't know, my son,
unless it is pewgilism.'
Advice to wives: Man is , very much
like an egg; keeto him in hot water and
he is bound to become hard. '.
Kind-hearted editors now allow con
tributors to the waste-paper basket to
write on both Wes of the paper. ;
In 1851 the students at Yale C:dleg c
broke I,3ool)anes of glatas inside of two
days. Since that time theybave found
it oheaPer to break each other's heads.
A South End man spent seven years
teaching a parrot to talk, and then the
bird went and gave him away on a fami
ly secret to the neighbors. Labor is
sometimes wasted,
A Kilo: county, Ohio man, who had
trap to catch a mink has captured
seventeen polecatq, a coon and his owi
dog 'in it, and still persists in his de
siguicuPon the mink.
We see by the San Antonio riari . ers
that the butchers have raised a club,
their ten lericin steaks are as tough' . as
they used to be, they might use 'the
club to advantage on them. •
There is a grammar being printed
for - the benefit ofthe Blackfeet Indians.
They will not lonely the example of some
of their white brethren in the East and
say, 'ls them trumps?'
A young lady in , Habeas, while chew
ing gum recently, - Was struck with para
lysis and made speechless.. She imme
diately had four proposals on the epot.
Dr. Tanner still-insists that he dia a
teat thing, and that the public didn't
appreciate 'him asit.onght. He should
have kept right on fasting to be appre
ciated. •
/ A club of sixty anglicised young
Bostonians are about to introduce fox
hunting. The suburban farmers' clubs
rare laying in deck shot, and will intro-
Am* fool hunting. • .
The Philadelphia Chronicle says that
some one worked oft a counterfeit ban
dolier on Oscar Wilile and he has
. now
changed his mind ebout this country
having no ruins.
I
• 6 ROUGH ON RAW,
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, files, ants,
bed-bnge, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c.'
Druggists. • . .
A Lonion dispatch states that
Pierre Guillaume Frederic 163 Play, the
celebrated engineer and scientific writer,
is dead.
' An eccentric Kentucky lecturer
claims to be able to prove that - the
Garden of Eden was located in' the
!Mississippi Valley, and that Noah
'started with his ark from Manhattan
Island. -
"When I publicly testified that I bad been
mired of a terrible skin_ humor by the Call
ous Remedies, I - did so that others might be
cured, and do not regret the fine given to
answering in. quiries."—Hon. Wm. Taylor,
Boston. • Mins:
JOB PRINTING OF ALL KINDS
dens at short nonce sad istreaable Mat
the RanaLtam office.
Beware
Fraud
BENSON'S
CAPCINE
PLASTERS
HAVE BEEN IMITATED,
aid their excellent reputation in
jured by worthless imitation s. The
Public are cautioned against buy
ing Plasters having similar sound
ing Geo that the word
C-A-P-C I-N-E is correctly spelled.
Benson's ► Capcine
Porous Plasters
Are the only improvement ever
made in Plasters.
One is worth more than adosen
of any other kind.
Will positively foure where other
remedies will not even relieve.
Prico 25 cents.
Beware of cheap Plasters made
with lead poisons.
SEMILIRY & JOHNSON,
Manufacturing Chemists. New York.
!MIRK EiMEM AT LAST. Prleelliets.
R MEAD'S Iledhated CORN andISUNION PLASTER.
Stevens & Long
General Dealers in
I
GRocznizs,
PROVISIONS,
13111
I=il
COUNTRY PRODUCE
Njai: ~O D '1
To their turr store,
COB. MAIN AND PINE 08.,
Mho oil stand of Voz. Stevens &Manor.)
They invite attention to their Complete
assortment andlvery large stook of
Choice New Goode, which they
have atwaye on hand.
ESPECIAL ATTENTION' GIVEN
PRODUCE TRADE
And Cash Paid for Desirable Kinds.
IL J. LONG.
You need not Die to Win
LW THE
•
MUTUAL ENDOWMENT
AND
ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION
Of !Bath, E. Y. ,
You receive one-half of your insurance. sc
cording to the American Life Table. when , two
thirds of your life expectancy is Anished—for
illustration. a man or woman Joining the Asso
ciation at 36 years of age toting a certificate for
!t receles ee;d etNY r r
exactly Nno fn life tenalttle
financial help is generally more needed than at
any other
BLADES & ROGERS.
itineßtf. • ()ennui Agents for Penn's.
PIAirIONAL BUREAU OF INVENTIONS. ,
' EVERY INVENTOR
, '• B . llollth KNOW
That by. the. Rules of the Patent COCA
to procui*
PATENT S, IIiad. are 1101 necessary unless siiecielly called
Bend drawing and spec:ideation. neon - receipt
of which we wilt make examination at the Patent
Moe, and advise as to patentability.
,lEEE PAYABLE on ALLOWANCE of PATENT. ,
Send for Puma= of isrrnercrioas. free to any
eddies'. ItA 'STEAD A CO, _
Washington, D. C.
Pabhiliers of Lie CongreerGnud Reptrrter.
;aridity, ti. 1882.—tf
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VAII3I FOR SALE. .
A firm of Aftyseres, located in the Wyeos val .
hl7. five minute. drive from UOl9O borough
Tor full pertleidere. oddress
JAMES C. FOBBES.
23febiwy. • Towanda Pe.
OABNAMENTAL JOB PRINTING
a ipectialti at fhe Birtrumuli atm J.
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Cures Epileptic Fits, Spasms Convulsi o ns, St.
Vitus Dance. Vertigo, Hysterics, Insanity. Apo
piers. Paralysis, ithetunattste, Neuralgia, and
all Nervous Diseases. This infallible remedy
will positively eradicate every species of Nervous
Derangement, and drive them away from whence
they came, never to return agate, It utterly de
stroys the germs of disease brnentralizing the
hereditary taint or poison •in - the system, and
thorougly e radicates the disease, and utterly
destroys the:cause.
•
Cures Female Weakness; General Debility. Len
corrhfea or Whites, Painful Menstruation, Ul•
cerati .n of the Uterris, Internal Hest, Gravel In•
dentition of the — Bladder, Irritability of the
*ladder. For Wakefulness at night, there is no
bettr remedy. During the change of life no
female should be without it It quiets the lier.
"von system, and gives rest, comfort, and
nature's sweet sleep.
Cures dlcohollani, Drunkenness and Um habit of
Opium Eating. These degrading habits are by.
far the worst evils that have ever befallen suffer
ing humanity. Thousands die annually from
these noxious drugs. The drunlowd drinks
liquor not because he likes it, but for the pleas
ure of drinking and treating his friends, little
thinking that he is on the rrad to ruin. Like
the Opium Eater, he Ant uses the drug in small
-quantities as atarmless antidote, The soothing
infitience of the drug takes strong hold upon its
victim, leading him on to his own destruction..
The habits of Opium Eating and Liquor Drinking
are precisely what eating is to alimentivenni,
as oveveating Ant inflame* the stomach, whirl
redoubles its cravings until it paralyses both the
stomach and appetite. So every drink of liquor
or dose of opium; instead of satisfying, only
adds to its fierce Ares, until it consumes the
vital force and then itself. Like the'gluttonous
tape-worm, it cries " Give, give, give 1': but
never enough until its own rapacity devours it
self. Samaritan 'Corvine gives instant relief in
all such cases. It produces sleep', quiets the
nerves, binds up the nervous system. and re
stores body and mind to a healthy scindition.
I=
To the
IM
GEO. STSVENE.
13_AM4ilITAN NEBVINE I '
SAILIIITAN NEFIVINE
tIMMUT.A.N NEAVINE
SAKARITAN NERVINE
Cures Nervous Dyspepsia. Balpitation of the
Heart, - Asthma, Bronchitis. Scrofula, Syphilis,
disesseWof the Nidoeys, and all diseases of the
Urinary Organs. Nervous Debility, caused by
the indiscretion of youth. permanently cured by
the use of this invaluable ,remttly. To you,
young, middle -aged,i and old aen, who are cov
ering your sufferings as with a mantle by
silence, look up.• you can be saved by timely
efforts, and make ornaments to society, and
jewels the crown of your maker, if you will.
Do not keep this a secret longer until it - saps
your vitals, and destroys both body and soul. If
you are thus afflicted, take Dr. Richmond. Sa-,
=titan Nervine. It will restore your shattered.
nerves, arrest premature decay; and impart tone
and energy to the whole System.
B.UIARITAN; NERVINE
Cured my little girl of fits: .Bhe was , also deaf
and dumb, but it cured her, She can now talk
and near as well as anybody,
Prran Ross, Springwater, Wis.
EIAIIAItITAN;NEUVINE
Hu been tie means of curing ray wife of rheu
realism. 1 J. B. Pia:sewn, port Collins, Col.
SAMARITAN REMISE
Made a ire cure of a case of it. for my .on.
• ; E. B. fteLis, IlLttaville, Kan
rz, ( l , SA3IARIT AN NEUVrNE
Cured - moot vertigo, neuralgia and lick bead
ache.'; 'alas. Wm. HElinlteSON,..atirOra,
• UMARATIIi ItERVINE
Was the means of curing my wife of spasmi#
Haw J. A. Enmiteaver, Pa,
SAMARATIX NERVDTE
Cured one of asthma, after spending over $6,000
with other doctors.-
- S. li. Honsmi, New Albany. Ind.
EILMABATAI.I NEWVINE
Effectually cured an of spasms.
.Iffts3 JZIWSIE. WAIIRII3I.
, 740 West Vau Buren St.. Chicago, 111
SAMARITAN NEIIVINt
Cured our child of fi ar ven to b
our family physician, ts
It fte
baying gi over up
100 in die 2 4
hours.
MX= E.1181, - Vertrilli, *Arran Co., Tenn
NERNINE
Cured me of scrofula after suffering for eight
years. Az.nitrr linesort, Peoria.lll.
143IAIIITA.s1 NEAVINE
Cared my soli of flts, after spending $2,400 'with
other doctors.
J. W. Tuoiorrorr. Claitiorn, Miss
SAMARITAN NERME
Cured me pertranetAly of epileptic its of a stub•
born character.
•
liZir. W.M. MAXIM, MOCh3IIIC/tOW/1, Sid
13,01/iiIITAN NERVE.;
Cared my son of fits, after hay! g had 2;500 In
eighteen months.
]ins. E. Forms. West Potsdam, N.Y.
rmxTgvw7:w , n
Cured me of epilepsy of nine years' standing.
MRS. CIALRIRA MARSHALL,
Granby, Newton Co., Mo
SAS AUITAIi .NERVItiE
Has permanently cured me of epilepsy of many
years standing
Jame Strrsa, St. Joseph, Mo
SAIIAUITAN NERVINE
Cured me of bronchitis, asthma:and general de
bllity..:" Ouvus Mums, Ironton, Ohio.
SAIIMIITAN IittVINE
Has cured mohof asthma: also scrofula of many
years standing. •
v.• laxac Jztratm,, Covington. Hy.
SAMARITAN NERTINE
Cured me of Ste. Have been well for over four
years. _
CHABLIS E. Currie, Malls, Douglime Co..llllun
SAMARITAN NERNDIE
Cured a friend of mine who had dyspepsia very
badly. lincnAirs. O'Clowatow. Ridgway, Pat
BASLifiITAN-NEBNINE r( •
Hu permanently cured me of epileptic Ate.
( Davin TIIENBLY. Des Moines, lowa
&MAMAS NEIWINE
Carew my wife ofepllepsy of 35,years standing
RUST Cz.Ansc, Fairfield, Micla
*UMW/a NEFIVINE
Cured my 'wife of a nervous disease of tho heath
011/11.01. North Hope, Ps,
SA I URITAN
Cllll4 my son o A f Ats. Be has net Bad aAt for
about fouryam. JOBV Davis.
I . Woodburp; Macoupin Co.. IE.
I
14.14ABITAN ItEIMVE
is tor sale b 7 drOggista everywhere, or May be
had direct from ns. Those who wish to obtain
further evidence of the _curative properties of
Samaritan Nervine will please enclose a 3-cent
postage stamp for a copy of .our Illustrated
Jour:Laird - Health. giving( hundreds Of testimo
nials of cure from persons who have used the
medicine, and also their pictures photographed
after their restoration to perfect health.
Address
DL j . . L RIOMIOND at, CO.,
World's Epileptic-Institute,
6apl-ly. ST. JOSEPH; MO.
KLINE'S MARKET.
CART &M BLOCK
man Street, rat- - it
JOHN W. KLINE,
U&VING REMOVED 1118
MEAT &VEGETABLE
Der Artirwr
o a more convenient location. and established
Sete in pa ne d rron Block. opposii• *Nara
pto supply his patrons with
THE CHOICEST OF MEATS.
FISH. MUMS IN THEIR MASON.
FRESH 'VEGETABLES.
. DOMESTIC TWIT, to.. a
SurSOLOGNA SAUSAGE a specialty. AE or
der promptly claimed.
• merchll-
I EITAALLIBLID is 1865.1
HOIIitARD Li SNOW,
fF•
Solicitor of ,
.;-
AMERICAN AND FOREIGN
PATENTS.
.631 F SCREW N. W.. WASHINGTON, D. 0..
' (Successor to Gilmore, Smith &. 00.,41.- •
Chipman, Roamer Ai Co.)
Patents procured Upon the lame plan which
was originated and successfully practiced by the
above-named Arm -
Pamphlet of sixty pages sent upon recoil" t o
stamp. lnovel
HORSEo B r e n et r r e 25 n e c te y f s tamp
ll '
nun =mow of ..at Treatise on the Hone and
his Diseases." It gives the best treatment for
"all diseases, has CO fine engravings showing
BOOK p ositions' assumed• by sick
h orses better than nn be
taught in any other way, a table showing doses
of sli the principal medicines used for Or horse
as Well as their effects and antidotes when a
25 ct... poison, a large collection of
V 2 vatvanau szcitors, rules for
telling the age of a horse, with an engraving
showing teeth of each year and a large amount
of other valuable hone information. Hundreds
of horsemen have pronounced it worth more
than books costing $5 and $lO. The tut that
200.000 sold In about one yea before ft was re.
vised.abows how popular the book, is. The re•
vised edition Is IrIICII roar: INTEMESIIIIO RZND
sou a otecoaas. AGENTS WANTED. Dr: J. B.
Kendall it CO., Rnosbnrgh Falls, Vermont.
Has 11-Iyr.
A. BEVERLY SMITH,
BOOK 'BINDER
AN D
Dealer in Scroll Saw ands.
BOOKBINDING OF ALL KINDS
DONE, NEATLY and CHEAPLY.
Fins Blank Books
MY SPECIALTY. •
Amatent's Supplies.
:
This departm4it of My business is very' com
piste. and beings practical sawyer myself I know
the wants of my' patrons:
WOODS, - •
SAW BLADES.
CLOCK. MOVEMENTS, &c.
•
iconstantly on band. a $1.25 worth of designs
for p. Bend for price lists.
• " REPOETEE" BINDERY,
Park street, '0
'P. O. boa 1512. Towanda. Pa
T. MUIR & CO.'S
GROCERIES'
PROVISIONS.
The place to SATO money b burns 'heap la at
Oaraat Mal* and Yraaklin Stream,
They moppet:tiny ammo* to th• this
they hive a large sleek et
FWD% FEED. MEAL; GRAM SALT, FISK
. PORK, and PAOY:1910:03 generally.
We have slso added fo our stocks variety of
WOODEN WADE, such as WITTER 'TI7/18,- E/B
Knee, CHIME% ETO.
Just received a. large stock of Sugars, Teas;
Coffees. Spices, MOULSOWS PURE SOAP, the
best in the?, market, and other mat* of soap
Strap ands Molasses, which they offer at low
prices for Cash. oat 28 77
- - ~ , EUREKA
'l/6 MARBLE WORKS
i,__.. -
. 4...
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.i.T.;--
11±11: . WitSAIIKING. PA.
GEORGE OTT,
Iles. Marble Works located at Depot near of
PioUet's Brick Store, and is prepared to far.
t rash as good quality of Marble as there
Is in the country. WI manufacture
MONUMENTS &TOMBSTONES
Grave _Yard Pods, Railings, tfc.
And I sell fifteen pee cent. cheaper than travel.
ing agents do. Good satisfaction ; guaranieed,
and all jobs put up priverly.
I can furnish all kinds of American and foreign
marble. lam enabled to sell very much cheap.
er than any other firm because I do my "own
work. 'those wishing anythins in my line are
invited to call and see tot themselves.
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FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE
.•
If. CLAIM !AND
COILECifION AGENCY
BRINK& BUCK, Leßayinille, Pa.
Will write Policies for risks in Fire and Life In
-/ surface. Collect Claims with care and
. promptness. They represent none but •
- FIRST—CLASS COMPANIES I
rhvy solicit theconfidence and patronage of those
having business in their line. and will endeavor
to merit It. Apply to or address
'tne3 tf BRINK* BUCK. Laßaysville ma.
BEsirtzlincltenmooloeyinfor:ethraetpwnolVioTousn
needed, We will . start you. $l2 a day and up
wards made at home by the industrious. Wen,
women, boys and girls wanted - everywhere to
work for us. Now is the time. You can work in
spare time only or. give Your whole time to the
business, You can live at home and do the work
No other business will pay you nearly as well.—
No one can fail to make enormous pay by en
:offing at once. Costly Outfit and terms free.—
Money made fist, easily and honorably.
Address, Taus Co., Augusta, Mame,
Deo 15—lyr '1
DR. JONES'OREADICAMPROR
IS. THE NAME OF : the "p opular Liniment
that cures Itheinnatisin. Smiles. Swollen or
Stiffened Joints, Frost Bites. pain in the Face.
Head or Spine. Clapped bands, Brulses.ilpreine,
Burns. Illosquioto Bites; Sting or Bite of an in.
sect, Poison from common Poison Vines. etc.,
for min' or beast. 'Always reliable, and almost
instantaneous in its relief. Raving an agreeable
odor, it is pleasant to apply. Sold by all drug.
gists. Price 23 cents.
N. B.—This Liniment receited *Prise Medal a
the State FairaBi9. , Mat 1017
MI
LETTER HEADS, BILL HEADS,
NOTE HEADS, ie. printed in the best style
of the art it the Eirsraucas once.
STOP AT
FOR
11
AND
TOWANDA, PA. ' '
GEOL,GE OTT
CLOTHING'S
NOW IS THE GOLDEN:OPPORTUNITY
Stylish and IteliAle Sprinff Garme,nt
MEN j YOUTHS BOYS AND CHILDREN
AT.PRICES WHICH CAN BE HAD AT NO OTHER HOUSE.
While maintaining the Uniform standard of quality in excellence of work . and
material by .
GOOD MANAGEMENT, ): CAREFUL BUYING,
and SMALL MARGINS, (with which I tun content,) I have
RAISED Tra STANDARD , AND IOWERED THEPRICE,
UNTIL IT IS A POSITIVE PACT THAT
THE. BEST STOCK ;OF ICLOTHING
In this vicinity'hi now being sold for the feast money by _
E. : IROSENFInD,
Mr
HUMPHREY
...13110K& -TRACT,
htanufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of
MEN'S, BOYS, WOMEN'S. MISSES, AND CHILDREN'S
Boots, Shoes, RijOberp,Ac.,
CORNER VAIN rD ELIZ4RETI - 11 STREETS,
A NEW. SYSTEM..
ATTENTION DEALERS!
BUY DIRECT PROM HEADQUARTERS, YOUR
Candies, Fruits,
Fancf,Groceries,
Wines and Liquors.
We employ no traveling kalesmen._ All goci:ds Ko'Al through price currents
ictiow '
WE C.4.I%;`SAVE-X-CIII 1 3 E11, CENT,
By this - systern. Write for Price 'List find compare 'with present prices. If we
don't save You money don't order.. ''
A. M. ROTHSCHILD - & CO.,
Importers, Manufact'rs & COttimission Merchants,
507 Sixth Avenue, ) 14 1 el - v- York.
sprG•3m
\
Use Lawrence & M.
l ir.o,llt•
,041.i1t-v
i
For COUCHS. COLDS SORE THROAT. BRONCHITIS ASTHMA, PKEU.
MANIA CONSUMP,TION. Diseases el THROAT ,- CH E ST AND LUNGS.
0,11611.; .. 1 1 11F TQLU Has
ntways
A been one of the nl ..: i
mv.r:
weapons wielded•by the MIA) . .1 . . : F..ti:i' l l.: l'
awarnsithe encroachments of C 0 I 4.1 i :•.I , 1 !I ;.
BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA. SOP E • Tint.', -- ,
CO. S I . la is Inc pleat and vaned stages, and all diseases of the T11110AT.C11 , 7 , 1
and LUNGS,. but it has never been so advantageously cdmpounded as in the TOIX,-i:no , ;•th!
EYE. Its soothing Balsamic properties afford a dlnstVe stimulant anti tonic to bail IT
system, after the cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles;Prico $l.OO. -
C ,
AUTION! In place
not be deceived.% an.l R e
of on T O b it 1 1 ,
_ e RO C Kki3 who
NV l c :T i n 4i fi c
h il l o i L the ONLY Y
MEDICATED article—the enable has a Private Die Pro_prietary Stamp on each botti.-- rich
permits it to be Sold by Grocers and hers Everywhere. ,e
Mr! inntotrr syncer. TAZ OR LICENSE. Vl'
, The TOLD, ROCK AND RYE CO.1; Proprietors, 41 River St., - Chicago, ill.
to) la (a) :1 1 a-I
PICTURE GALLERY
IN' TO !WANDA.
G. H. WOOD & CO.
will open tbeir New Gallery in
Patton'S Block,
on the First Monday of April. Having -fitted up
entirely new, with the beet of . instrl m ents; we
are prepared to make
-r
Tintypes, 4 at one sittlir. all for 50 ets.
in neat envelones, 10 for $1.00.9 Copying of all
kinds of Photographs,and Stereoicopic and large
view- work done at this gallery..
Mire 111 &call and we will -try and satisfy f you
in price and quality. • mar 'Pi
CANCERS caRED,
AT CRANE'S CANCER .INFIR
MARY, ADDISON, N. Y.
HUNDREDS OF PERSONS from all parts of
the world have been cured of this much dreaded
disease and are now living witnesses that they
have been rescued from a terrible and untimely
death. Doctors. Ministers and the Poor treated .
Freo.— Write fora Circular giving full particulars.
Addreu Drs. GEO. CRANE & RUSH BROWN
Addison. N. Y. Sept.3o.lyr.GPltaco. .
.KENDALLS SPAVIN CURE
Is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it does
not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to
reach every deep seated pain or to remove any
bony growth or other enlargements, such as
swine, splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell
ings and any lameness and all enlargements of
the Joints or limbs, or for rheumatism in man
and for any purpose for which a liniment is used
for man or beast; It is now known to be the
best liniment for man ever used,acting mild and
yet certain in its effects.
Send address for Illustrated Circular which
we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No
remedy has ever met with such ung . nalifled lio
ness to our knowledge, for beast as well a man.
Price al per bottle. or ids bottles tot $5. All
'Druggists have it or can get it for you, or it will
be sort to any addriss on receipt of price by the
proprietors; Da. B. J. Ificsium. k Co , Enos;
burgh Falls, NI,
Sold by all Druggists. •
20TH YEAR.. rv e ol i r t i e national family 'pa".
per. The Sun Seasouvo Seip p * begins ita2oth
year. January, 1882. Established 1883, Tholes
sum ia th e oldest and most popular paper of its
clue. Every number contains 8 large pages, 40
long columns, with many Comic, Humorous and
Attractive Engravings. It is crowded full of the
best Stories. Poetry, Wit, Humor, Fun,—making
a paper to amuse and instruct old and.young. It
exposes Frauds, Swindle* and Cheats and every
line Is amusing, instruct* or entertainicg. Er.
erybsdy needs it; 60,000 now read it, and at only
Go cents a year. it is by fir the bast; cheapest,
most popular paper printed. For 78 cents au
las sliver teaspoons are sent with the Bus=
onelear. Flay ether superb premiums. Send
tan cents ter 8 mouths trial trip, with full , pros..
pectus, or 50 cents for Hums a Whole year._
Specimens FREE. Sand now. Address,
*OMER PUBLISIIINGCO..I/Inoidals. N. 11.
rl"9 - VVA.:NLIA,.IPA..
qv() :1 NT 13 A.,
Cigars, Cigarettes,
'fobaceoN
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY ever d:r
covered,.as it is certain in its effects and dots
not blister. .Also.- excellent , for human Arih.
READ PROOF BELOW.
• FROM COL. L. T. FOSTER.
Youngstown, Oliio, May Nth, inno.
Dn. B. J. KENDALL k. Co:L-4 hail a very Vitus
ble Hambletonian colt which I prized very high
ly, be had a large bone sp4vin on one joint std
a small one on the other which made Dim very -
lame; I had him under the ;ctia rge of two veteri
nary surgeons which failed to clue him. I Vii
one day reading the advertisement of Kendal's
Spa Vin Cure in the Chicagn'Express, I determin
ed at once to try it, and got our druggisu here
to send for it, they ordered three bottles: I tout
them all and thought I would give it a Cornea
trial; I used it according to directions and the
fousgh day the colt ceased to he lame, and the
lumps have.clisappeared.. I used but one bottle
and the colts limbs are as free from lumps sni
as smooth as any horse in Usti State, lin is e:-
tirely cured. - The cure was so remarkable - tha t
I let two, of my neighbors have the remainin‘
two bottles, who are now using it. -
. Very Resriectfully,
L. T. Flight:.
. .
, Kendall f S
t Spawn' Cure.
1 Patten's ]fills, HUMAN FLESH.
ills, Wuh' ton co.. N.Y.. Feb.2l,'& l .
Di. D. J. KE:4.IDALL, Dear Sir:—The partizulsr
case on which I used your Kendall's Spalits ("ran
was a malignant ankle sprain of sixteen moons
standing. I had tried Many things. but in vain.
Your bpavin Cureut theloot to the ground
again, and for the urat time since Dort, in s
natural position. For a family liniment it es-.
eels anything we ever used:
Yours truly.
REY. M. P. 8F.1.L,
• Pastor of M. E. Church, fattens 3.1 ills. 14;.1
•
Price Si, per bottle, or tAx bottles Dori s .
Druggisla bave it or can get it for yo, it tatllu
be-sent to any address on receipt of price bl
proprietors, DR. D. J. KENDALL A; CO., Liz*
burgh Falls.' Vt. Bold at
Dr. H. C. J'ortet's_Dltig Start+
&-1 .1 , WI .jJ . 111
prx=rl T. : RENEWER
• t ,
270
Gther ,ef. - er yet ,I'.e.,verc.l--..11ee-1 15: 1,
I
gruy nad f.“1 , ..1 I. • 'lt Ina! beauty
Itninedtat.dy yr,yent I.4llie r t out (4 the
it cures dandruff, 1 t ell: nt; eruptlons, and I:V 3
E!alp clean; tt cause the heir to gre xk
lt baa fallen off -and iraiearta gi}S3 and fr t. ' l ' : "
It softens the hair when harp and dry 12a
tlrely-Srea from all irritating, matter ; itlaa
very best treputatten and Frivia,universal rallf
tion. • •
Da not fail to try tt. Fur sale by all drna
Price, l 5 eta. per bottle. •
Prepare4by Chas. Darts, Orb's*
For ado by all Druggists and Deals*
KENDALL'S SPAVIN •C
Is imre to ,ctire SP/ ring ' SP
Curb. to. It removes all anal '
enbultements. Pau sot •
lin no equal for; any Is:llene°
beast or man. It has oared lig , '"
Als
lameness in a person, WO hO
red 15 years . o cased t •
Dem corns, !VOA -Mee, or,
W
cruises, int or lameness. It; has co
biergibb on houses. Send for Ow
citenbirocurisllng 'earns racnir. Pecs IL•
DUU ban it °s can getit
Kendall Co.. Fropriatera, osoarg
Vermont.- U. C. Puma, Agent, Toyawb,
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