MOBIL GEMS. ¶'.. 1 1 word fitly spoken, bow good it is l" Chridren have more need of modeis than of critics. Comlt the lips for opinion. the con duct for convictions. ' People who do mean acts throw poi son into their own wells. - It is a good thing to learn caution by the misfortune of others. • --.- Self esteem 'is commonly :punished with universal contempt. ~ The touchstone by which men try us is often their own vanity. ° - - t - Better be plena with your ocni heart than with a crowcrof babblers. it is to live twice to be able to enjoy the retrospect of your past life. *any men employ their first years so as to make their last miserable..' A secret is too little for one, 'enough for , two, and too much for three. - ''rue eloquence consists in saying all thatis proper and nothing, more, 'Chile learning adorns a man, let ns rEmember that truth ennobles him. If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone The virtue of prosperity is temper ance; the Virtue of adversity is forti tude. Many an honest man stands !in need of help that has not the courage to ask, it. • Brain is the propelling force of the 'world, and thought is the symbol, ,of progrese. Lovibeareth all things, believeth all things, hol•eth all things, endureth all things. Economy is half the battle of life; it is not half so hard to earn money as to spend it What we are nierely taught seldom nourishes the mind like that which we teach on:selves. The mind does not know ) wlsat it can feed'on until it Ims been brought to the starvation point. Rage spent on the vanquished often brings a return shaft, against - which skill is powerless. -- . , Gossip is the patent sign of fulgarity in heart and mind. It is as thoroughly t vulgar as curiosity. .., . Between Elmira and Binghamton on the N. Y.,L. &W.there areiseveral ev pensive and lengthy bridges and trestles. Three miles east of -Waverly the road crosses a bridge 1,000 feet long, ap proached by 700 feet of trestle. The work cost $150,000; six miles' west tof Waverly is another costly structure 'of the same Lind 600 feet lung with 1,350 of trestle. The Erie4oad is sPaned three miles cast of Lowmauville by a 575 foot bridge, with a trestle at the - west end - of 760 feet loner, and still west (Attie is an embankment 2,400 feet long,,;averaging thirty feet in heigth. Three qu - arters of a mile west of the Erie crossing, abridge t crosses the Chemung river, 600 feet long with ius allitional trestle 800 feet. These approaches and bridges arcs all built in the 'most substantial and workmanlike manner. A proiessor of French in an Albany school recently asked a pupil what I was the gender of academy. The unusually . - bright pupil responded that it depended on whether it was a male or female academy. 'Well, dear little boy, what shall I get you for Christmas?' !Well, papa, I think I should like a little House of Re' presentative9.' 'Oh, my dear, not, one of ihoso noisy toys!' A 3linnesota preacher fainted away after marrying a couple and had to be worked over two hours before - he was, restored to consciousness. If it acts that way on the preacher just think of the poor bridegroom! 4. Benejleitil Action. The worn look and miserable_ feelings of those closely' confined in mills, or at desks or work-tables, are caused by weak Stomach, Kidneys or 4oweli, and shows the necessity for some mild tonic to build them up. No one need suffer thus who will use Parker's Ginger Tonic - ; for without intoxicating it has ,such a beneficient action on these sluggish organs and' so cleanses the poisonous mat ters from the system, that rosy cheeks and good health and spirits are soon brought back again.—Express. See adv. Mrl4-4w. There are thirty different fire escapes to select from, but as none of the inven tors over make atrial from a fifth-story windotv with a sheet of " flame behind them, the ordinary man is suspicions about investing. • 'SKINEY 'MEN "Wells' Health Renewer" .restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. *I: The judge, severely: 'Prisoner, • you have Already been convicted three times.' Prisoner, insinuatingly: 'Well ye-ye your honor, but I was recom mended to mercy every time.' Give every mau the credit of ,sincer ity, notwithstanding it may be a slight strain on your credulity to believe the doctor means whp.t he says when he tells you, am glad to 'Am you well, sir.' Food for -Young and Old. Food and medicine l fOr young and old, pre pared icithoul ft-rine:dation, from Canadian Batley Malt, Bops, Quirking, Bark, etc. Malt Bitters are warranted more Nourishing, Strengthening, Vitalizing and Purifying, by reason of their richness iu Bone and Muscle Producing' Material, than all other forms of malt or medicine, while free from the objec tions urged against malt liquors. Mr3l4w. An Ainerican named Maxwell has a ranch in NewlMexico oontainiug 1,700,- 000 acres of land, and yet he growls when a vigilance committee asks for a fence corner to bury a horse-thief in. bSUCHUPAIBA. , Quick, compete cure, allannoying Sidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseaets. Si. Drug gists. Dr. Tanner has selected Da&lo as his future borne, probably because it is a fast city, We take great pleasure in calling the at tention of our friends and customers to Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup which is perfectly harmless, pleasant to the taste, will not nauseate, and gives relief almost-instant- ly. It matter's not how severe your Cough may be, how many cough medicines you have tried, or how many physicians yon have con sulted, the tonic, soothing and healing pro perties-or this medicine , will loosen it as sist the Throat and Lungs to expel the offend ing matter. leaving them in a healthy con dition, free from irritation, and the sir pas sages clear, besides invigorating and strengthening the general system. Price 50 cents. For' the positive cure of Consump tion, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis. Dry Hacking Cough, Loss of Voice, Irritation of the Throat, Soreness of the Chest, . Pains in the Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Croup, Influ enza, Whooping Cough and LtingrPever, we recommend this medicine above all others. Yours truly, CLAIM B. POBTEII, . June 2-ly. S. End Ward House Block. M. lENDELMAN JEWELLER, Is still to be toned at the OLD STAND Neal door to Dr. R. C. P,orter's Drug Store FINE AMERICAN AND SWISS JEWELRY SPECTACLES & EYE: GLASSES, sir ALL OF WHICH WILL;DE SOLD AT THE VERY LOWEST PRICES, Clocks, Watches and Jewelry promptly repaired by an experienced and competent workman.. M. HE NDELMAN. septlG-tt Lafayette ! tiolle, Corner Second and 13' streets Northwest, near Pennsylvania Avenue. • WASHINGTON, D.Or • • Within a square of the Capitol. Streit cars pass near the door to all parts of the city. Conven ient to the depot'. This is put the hirifel for Pennsylvanians visiting the National Capital. Rooms well banished, and the cleanOt and best beds in the city. Table first class. Rooms and board from $2 to $3 per day, Reduced rates by the week or month. WILLIAM SANDERSON, Proprietor. Late of the Congressional Hotel, Capitol .fan 11-tf r , HUMAN HAIR ucs • AS WIGS,,,BANDEAUX Obi poplin Chatelaine Braid, EVERYTIIING aLO1 4 :GMO To Tux ItAIETBADE flarSpeclal Attention givett to COMBINGS Roots all turnedune way. SWITCHES from $1 upwards. Also Agent, for Hunter's Invisible Face Povider, Madam Clark's corsets, and Shoulder' Brace Elastics. sarParticular attention paid to dressing ladies hair at their bomes or at my pbmetof btminess, ove r Evans k Hildretb's store. novlB-Gm Has. U. V. STEDGE. A Card MaIX STREET, WITH s FULL LINE OF WATCHES, STERLING SILVER AND FINE PLATED WARE; °Loots, FROM THE CHEAPEST TO THE BEST. MRS. D. V. STEDGE; Manufacturer of and Dealer in GOODS, - , c, . • . ,4,-,-,. ; . , ..-:-.._-....,...„,.--i - • . ~_ ...!...,---.-,,, ~. . C. Sanford's Radical . Curd. THE GREAT AMERICAN BALSAMIC DISTILLA TION OF WITCH HAZEL. AMERICAN PINE. CANADIAN FIR, MARIGOLD. CLOVER BLOSSOM, ETC.. For the Immediate Relief and Permanent Cure of every form of Catarrh, from a simple Head Cold or Influenza to the Loss of Smell, Taste, and Hearing, Cough. Bronchitis, and Incipient Consumption. Indorsed by Physicians,Chemists and Medical Journals throughout the world, as the only complete external and internal treat ment. One bottle Radical Cure, one box Catarrhal Solvent and litandforl's Inhaler, all in one pack age, of all druggists for $l.OO Ask for SAICFOIID'S RADICAL CUDE. 'WEEKS ic POTTER, Boston. r t 01.1.1 8. ELECTRICITY Gentle, yet effective, united with healing Balsam, ran _ ~ der COLLINS' - VOLTAIC . .1 - 1 ! ELECTRIC PLASTEIV3 one hundred times superior to all other plasters tor every . - .' ~ - • Pain, Weraknesa and Intern- P t AST 0 ( . 6 , !nation. Price 23 cents. Sold everywhere. ..:. ' • PATENTS. (U. S. AND Frank A. Fonts, Attorney-at:Law, Lock Box, 356 Washington, D.C. Sir Ten years' eiperience. I make MO CHAMIE for my services unless M patent - be granted. Preliminary examination in the Patent Ofkce as to the patentability of an in• vention !BEE. Send sketch 'or model of the de vice and a report will be made as to the proba bility of obtaining a patent. Special attention given to rejected applica tions in the hands of others. I:. S. Senators : lion. Geo. F. Edmunds, of Vermont ; lion. David Davis and Gen. John A. Logan, of Illinois ; lion. Benj. IL Hill, of Geor gia; Hon. L. Q. C. Lamer, of Miss; Hon. S. M. Cullom, Gov. of Illinois; the Hon. Commissioner of Patents and Corps of Examiners and the pro prietor of this paper. Write for circular and instructions. Snovtf CUT THIS OUTI AAUP Sl5 I 4 840 PER' WEEK. We have stnres in 15 leading Cities, front cam agents obtain ing Mse:74ll a tol !Mar CadWille az4 Leans to agents Address M. NAUWELL 312 Lackawanna Ave lICRANTON..PA. :4ffeti I og n Shoat Frau . * &,11.frrigag of Pufames Exceedinsty Delicate and Lasting. Pri2e, 25 eta.; Lsr e rottle3, 75 ctn. Sold by dealers la Drap & rerfolocry. Sigma= otitis. cox a co., N.Y.,rray &MU!. • PARKER'S RINGER TONIC The Medicine for Every Family. NEVER INTOXICATES.' Madefrom Ginger, Duch% Mandrake. Stilrrngia' tad other of the best vegetable remedies known, PARSIRR'S GINGER TONIC has remarkably varied curative powers, & isthe greatest Stomach Correct. or, Blood Purifier and Liver Regulator ever made & The Best Medicine Yon can Use forßestoring Health &Strength • ItinnamereM to act from the fun dose, searches eat the weak'mans, and is warranted to cure or help ill Kidneys, Liver, Urinary °mans, allComphints of Woosety Nervousness, Sleeplessness, itheintia• tint and Drunkenness. Try a bottle to-dai; itpaylave yourEfe. soet. and $ t sizes atalldmagists.. Every genninebonle has our signature on outside wrapper, Hist= & Co., N. Y. Large saving in buying $s siss Parkers Hai► Balsa • just Whit it 'Wasted. ' I .'l. Everybody whose his hi gray or faded has felt the need of a Hair liinteires and dressing that is cleanly, agreeably perfumed and harmless. Paz. ker's Harr liallarn satisfies the . most fanicious in these impacts.' Sold by .. • , at poe. and ss. 2%1 The PuSabers of the Rcrunuour have _ arranged so that they are able to 'offer "' • the popular family paper —The Sun SPANGLED +l3.earizt,--for one year •to every new subscriber to the Eiroarmas who gays $1.81. The BMW= is a splendid home paper. Specimens may twe seen at this office, or win be sent by ad dressing. at.NI%7X, Hinsdale. B. H. . 0 • . , „ .. ~. i .._ ..rtiticut -- -- %, . ,_....: _ 4,.- .-_-,071-,.:-.-,-,-,:-: :. k ...lit ii ~--0,0 J,„ , rfk_s . ' rk .4 ` . /:." 2 li . fof l i - 1 _ e8OlVelt: OPERATES WITH ENERGY -UPON THE KLO. NEU, LIVER. DOWELELAISO POll/18 OF THE URN, • NEUTRALIZING. ABROBBINGAN'D =VELUM satortmous, CAN CANCEROUS, AND KNIt The cause of roost - human UM, and caring when physicians. hospitals, inflall other nietWO and remedies fail, Scrofula or King's Evil, GlandoMr Swellings, Ulcers, Oldlions. Lllt Leg, Nexclidil Affections, Erysipelas. Tumors. Abseessr a 2t bustles, Boils, BioodP °bons, Bright*" Wasting orthe Kidneys and Liver. Constipation, Piles, Dyspepsia, and sll itching and Scaly Of the. Skin and Scalp.--auch is Salt Flmm, PaoliWe, Tatter Ringworm . Barbers Iteh,Scald Head. Itching Piles, and other Disfiguring and Torturing Humors, from a pimple to a serof ulitic ulcer, when assisted by Cerricirss and Cur- Nuns Soar, the great Skin Cures. . CUTIOURA-' A sweet, unchangeable Medicinal Jelly, clears off all external evidence of Blood Humors, eats away Dead Skin and Flesh, instantly allays Itch ing, and Irritations, Softens,Soothes, and Heals. Worth its weight in gold for all Itching DiXesses. CIITIOURA SOAP An Exquisite Toilet,Bsth. and Nursery Sanative. Fragrant with delicious flower odors and healing balsam. Contains in a modified form ill the virtues of Ounetiss, the.grest Skin Cure, and is indispensable in the treatment of Skil and Scalp Diseases, and for restoring. preserving and beautifying the complexion and akin. The only Medicinal Baby Soap. Curler:as Braintants are the only real curatives for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood. Price: Oursouls BISOLVILINT, $l.OO per bottle; Curacy's, 60e. per box; large boxes, 11.00; Cont. it= 1119101NAL TOLL= SOAP, Sao. ; Curious& ••Mumma" Etasraxo SOAP, 150. Sold everywhere. principal Depot, Weeks & Potter, Boston. 1.111YE&CO FALL AND WINTER 1881 -ATTENTION IS INVITED to our first-olass Heating StoYe , s They are too well known to require any commendation— ' New Reda, Westrninster, Crown Sewel. We Mani have a line of CHEAP BASE BURNERS, the best of their class in he market, and well adapted for sup plying a demand for an efficient knt in expensive heating stove. Ida - WOOD HEATING STOVES in great variety. i„;ri T „. •t• . MOO HAPPY THOUGHT RANGES Sold in To ands Vicinity by A. D.DYE:& CO. A LARGE STOCK OF Wood Cook Stoves CARRIAGEMAKERS AND BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES, AIM A GENERAL" STCCK OF HARDWARE MAIN ST.;:TOWANDA Towanda, Oct. 31st, 1881 NEW FIRM NEW STORE NEW GOODS ! Ed. Mouillesseaux Formerly with HeadeLana.) HAS OPENED , A Jewelry Store OF lIIIrcIIWN IN PATTON'S' BLOCK, With Sivarts & Qorden's.Stoie, Main Street, Towanda, Pa., Where he keeps& FULL AI3BOI4.II:ENT of I Gold & Silver Watches SWISS AND AMERIt:IAN ; CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SPECTACLES; ETC -oar Ms Stock 111 SE NEW a n d of tact PM= QUALITY. Cal and see for yourself. REPAIRING DONE PROMPTLY ENGIViWNG,* FP== desl6- = Wen Merrt Bums*. - A gentleman on asked a dist - gashed dispensing raggist to tuplain the Secret of thist universal, de mand for Dr Bond's Samaritan Navin& He said that it was in fact a genuine medicine--such s compound as every good physician would presovibe for . the disease which it was advertised to cure. Of course-it costs - law than any druggist would charge for the same article supplied ow: physician's pre scription, and besides, then was a Pav ing of the doctor's fee in addition.. Moreover, by buying the drugssuch enormous quantities, and having per fect apparatus for Compounding the mixture, he , was not only enabled to get better, articles in the first place, but also to present the medicine in better form and at less price the same prepara tion could be possibly obtained from any other source. Dr. Richmond kuus devoted all his energies to the allevia tion of human suffering. : , With this end in view, and with his whole heart in his great labor 'for the benefit Of the afflict ed, he -has achieved Baited and Merit- ed, BUCCe33. There can bo no real success without true merit. That his success is real is evidenced by the fact that his reputation as a man and physician does not deteriorate, and the fact thaethere is a .steady increasing demand for. his Samaritan Nervine proves that it is no nostrum, but 4 a re liable remedy. fie has repe:itedlY in formed the publio that it is no patent medicine, and no patent has eirer. been asked for or obtained. Neither &les he advertise it as a cure-all. Timm sire hundreds of diseases that he .acknowl- edges it will not cure. It maylm urged that some of these diseases are widely different that it seems absurd to pre scribe the same remedy. They may diffet in symptomi, yet in character .be precisely similar; and then we must take into censidetstion the fact that remedies may possess various proper ties. Thus, some 'medicines are both tunic and alterative;others may be tonic and laxative, the properties differing according to the quantity administered and the time. and circumstances which demand its employment. • In the manufacture of any pharma oentical preparation ~the parity and strength of the materials used, and the requisite machinery to be employed, are among 'the chief essentials. _The find is insured by purchasing the in gredients in large quantities, *hereby the exercise of greater care in, selecting the materials can be afforded; and the second can only be accomplished where the business is sufficiently • extesive to warrant a large outlay of capital in pro curing chemical , apparatme. These" (acts apply with' especial force to our medicines, their quality basing , been vastly improved since-the demand has become so great as to require their umunfacture in very large quantities. , 'These ideas are not mere speculative remarks to mislead the reader, or to im bue him with false views of the super iority of our medicines. While inspect ing pr. Richmond's establishment you would be surprised to see the admirable faculties, both chemical and mechani cal, which ho employs in the prosecu tion of his business. Everything is ar ranged in 'the meet perfectly systematic order, and while to the general observer there appears to be, no yoom , for im provement, yet new - apparatu s and me chanical appliances are constantly be ing procured for the establishment. 'Time makes all things even' exeep odd numbers. When a river breaks its bank,is tho result financial ruin? Pa what is meant by muscular Christianity?'., 'I don't know, my son, unless it is pewgilism.' Advice to wives: Man is , very much like an egg; keeto him in hot water and he is bound to become hard. '. Kind-hearted editors now allow con tributors to the waste-paper basket to write on both Wes of the paper. ; In 1851 the students at Yale C:dleg c broke I,3ool)anes of glatas inside of two days. Since that time theybave found it oheaPer to break each other's heads. A South End man spent seven years teaching a parrot to talk, and then the bird went and gave him away on a fami ly secret to the neighbors. Labor is sometimes wasted, A Kilo: county, Ohio man, who had trap to catch a mink has captured seventeen polecatq, a coon and his owi dog 'in it, and still persists in his de siguicuPon the mink. We see by the San Antonio riari . ers that the butchers have raised a club, their ten lericin steaks are as tough' . as they used to be, they might use 'the club to advantage on them. • There is a grammar being printed for - the benefit ofthe Blackfeet Indians. They will not lonely the example of some of their white brethren in the East and say, 'ls them trumps?' A young lady in , Habeas, while chew ing gum recently, - Was struck with para lysis and made speechless.. She imme diately had four proposals on the epot. Dr. Tanner still-insists that he dia a teat thing, and that the public didn't appreciate 'him asit.onght. He should have kept right on fasting to be appre ciated. • / A club of sixty anglicised young Bostonians are about to introduce fox hunting. The suburban farmers' clubs rare laying in deck shot, and will intro- Am* fool hunting. • . The Philadelphia Chronicle says that some one worked oft a counterfeit ban dolier on Oscar Wilile and he has . now changed his mind ebout this country having no ruins. I • 6 ROUGH ON RAW, Clears out rats, mice, roaches, files, ants, bed-bnge, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c.' Druggists. • . . A Lonion dispatch states that Pierre Guillaume Frederic 163 Play, the celebrated engineer and scientific writer, is dead. ' An eccentric Kentucky lecturer claims to be able to prove that - the Garden of Eden was located in' the !Mississippi Valley, and that Noah 'started with his ark from Manhattan Island. - "When I publicly testified that I bad been mired of a terrible skin_ humor by the Call ous Remedies, I - did so that others might be cured, and do not regret the fine given to answering in. quiries."—Hon. Wm. Taylor, Boston. • Mins: JOB PRINTING OF ALL KINDS dens at short nonce sad istreaable Mat the RanaLtam office. Beware Fraud BENSON'S CAPCINE PLASTERS HAVE BEEN IMITATED, aid their excellent reputation in jured by worthless imitation s. The Public are cautioned against buy ing Plasters having similar sound ing Geo that the word C-A-P-C I-N-E is correctly spelled. Benson's ► Capcine Porous Plasters Are the only improvement ever made in Plasters. One is worth more than adosen of any other kind. Will positively foure where other remedies will not even relieve. Prico 25 cents. Beware of cheap Plasters made with lead poisons. SEMILIRY & JOHNSON, Manufacturing Chemists. New York. !MIRK EiMEM AT LAST. Prleelliets. R MEAD'S Iledhated CORN andISUNION PLASTER. Stevens & Long General Dealers in I GRocznizs, PROVISIONS, 13111 I=il COUNTRY PRODUCE Njai: ~O D '1 To their turr store, COB. MAIN AND PINE 08., Mho oil stand of Voz. Stevens &Manor.) They invite attention to their Complete assortment andlvery large stook of Choice New Goode, which they have atwaye on hand. ESPECIAL ATTENTION' GIVEN PRODUCE TRADE And Cash Paid for Desirable Kinds. IL J. LONG. You need not Die to Win LW THE • MUTUAL ENDOWMENT AND ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION Of !Bath, E. Y. , You receive one-half of your insurance. sc cording to the American Life Table. when , two thirds of your life expectancy is Anished—for illustration. a man or woman Joining the Asso ciation at 36 years of age toting a certificate for !t receles ee;d etNY r r exactly Nno fn life tenalttle financial help is generally more needed than at any other BLADES & ROGERS. itineßtf. • ()ennui Agents for Penn's. PIAirIONAL BUREAU OF INVENTIONS. , ' EVERY INVENTOR , '• B . llollth KNOW That by. the. Rules of the Patent COCA to procui* PATENT S, IIiad. are 1101 necessary unless siiecielly called Bend drawing and spec:ideation. neon - receipt of which we wilt make examination at the Patent Moe, and advise as to patentability. ,lEEE PAYABLE on ALLOWANCE of PATENT. , Send for Puma= of isrrnercrioas. free to any eddies'. ItA 'STEAD A CO, _ Washington, D. C. Pabhiliers of Lie CongreerGnud Reptrrter. ;aridity, ti. 1882.—tf , VAII3I FOR SALE. . A firm of Aftyseres, located in the Wyeos val . hl7. five minute. drive from UOl9O borough Tor full pertleidere. oddress JAMES C. FOBBES. 23febiwy. • Towanda Pe. OABNAMENTAL JOB PRINTING a ipectialti at fhe Birtrumuli atm J. it 5- i , t:::: ,, , , ' 4 ' — ' , eoit `I ' " 4 " . .; ''• A •:r; f;tf..t3V 4 itliiiiti l e l. t I. ' ,i - $-.4 , .'" 1 s ' i; ""' ounr.2 AND k b NEVER FAlLS.. ar till qtRIVOIP I • The only knewn,Specific Remedy for Epileptic Ella. • , • Cures Epileptic Fits, Spasms Convulsi o ns, St. Vitus Dance. Vertigo, Hysterics, Insanity. Apo piers. Paralysis, ithetunattste, Neuralgia, and all Nervous Diseases. This infallible remedy will positively eradicate every species of Nervous Derangement, and drive them away from whence they came, never to return agate, It utterly de stroys the germs of disease brnentralizing the hereditary taint or poison •in - the system, and thorougly e radicates the disease, and utterly destroys the:cause. • Cures Female Weakness; General Debility. Len corrhfea or Whites, Painful Menstruation, Ul• cerati .n of the Uterris, Internal Hest, Gravel In• dentition of the — Bladder, Irritability of the *ladder. For Wakefulness at night, there is no bettr remedy. During the change of life no female should be without it It quiets the lier. "von system, and gives rest, comfort, and nature's sweet sleep. Cures dlcohollani, Drunkenness and Um habit of Opium Eating. These degrading habits are by. far the worst evils that have ever befallen suffer ing humanity. Thousands die annually from these noxious drugs. The drunlowd drinks liquor not because he likes it, but for the pleas ure of drinking and treating his friends, little thinking that he is on the rrad to ruin. Like the Opium Eater, he Ant uses the drug in small -quantities as atarmless antidote, The soothing infitience of the drug takes strong hold upon its victim, leading him on to his own destruction.. The habits of Opium Eating and Liquor Drinking are precisely what eating is to alimentivenni, as oveveating Ant inflame* the stomach, whirl redoubles its cravings until it paralyses both the stomach and appetite. So every drink of liquor or dose of opium; instead of satisfying, only adds to its fierce Ares, until it consumes the vital force and then itself. Like the'gluttonous tape-worm, it cries " Give, give, give 1': but never enough until its own rapacity devours it self. Samaritan 'Corvine gives instant relief in all such cases. It produces sleep', quiets the nerves, binds up the nervous system. and re stores body and mind to a healthy scindition. I= To the IM GEO. STSVENE. 13_AM4ilITAN NEBVINE I ' SAILIIITAN NEFIVINE tIMMUT.A.N NEAVINE SAKARITAN NERVINE Cures Nervous Dyspepsia. Balpitation of the Heart, - Asthma, Bronchitis. Scrofula, Syphilis, disesseWof the Nidoeys, and all diseases of the Urinary Organs. Nervous Debility, caused by the indiscretion of youth. permanently cured by the use of this invaluable ,remttly. To you, young, middle -aged,i and old aen, who are cov ering your sufferings as with a mantle by silence, look up.• you can be saved by timely efforts, and make ornaments to society, and jewels the crown of your maker, if you will. Do not keep this a secret longer until it - saps your vitals, and destroys both body and soul. If you are thus afflicted, take Dr. Richmond. Sa-, =titan Nervine. It will restore your shattered. nerves, arrest premature decay; and impart tone and energy to the whole System. B.UIARITAN; NERVINE Cured my little girl of fits: .Bhe was , also deaf and dumb, but it cured her, She can now talk and near as well as anybody, Prran Ross, Springwater, Wis. EIAIIAItITAN;NEUVINE Hu been tie means of curing ray wife of rheu realism. 1 J. B. Pia:sewn, port Collins, Col. SAMARITAN REMISE Made a ire cure of a case of it. for my .on. • ; E. B. fteLis, IlLttaville, Kan rz, ( l , SA3IARIT AN NEUVrNE Cured - moot vertigo, neuralgia and lick bead ache.'; 'alas. Wm. HElinlteSON,..atirOra, • UMARATIIi ItERVINE Was the means of curing my wife of spasmi# Haw J. A. Enmiteaver, Pa, SAMARATIX NERVDTE Cured one of asthma, after spending over $6,000 with other doctors.- - S. li. Honsmi, New Albany. Ind. EILMABATAI.I NEWVINE Effectually cured an of spasms. .Iffts3 JZIWSIE. WAIIRII3I. , 740 West Vau Buren St.. Chicago, 111 SAMARITAN NEIIVINt Cured our child of fi ar ven to b our family physician, ts It fte baying gi over up 100 in die 2 4 hours. MX= E.1181, - Vertrilli, *Arran Co., Tenn NERNINE Cured me of scrofula after suffering for eight years. Az.nitrr linesort, Peoria.lll. 143IAIIITA.s1 NEAVINE Cared my soli of flts, after spending $2,400 'with other doctors. J. W. Tuoiorrorr. Claitiorn, Miss SAMARITAN NERME Cured me pertranetAly of epileptic its of a stub• born character. • liZir. W.M. MAXIM, MOCh3IIIC/tOW/1, Sid 13,01/iiIITAN NERVE.; Cared my son of fits, after hay! g had 2;500 In eighteen months. ]ins. E. Forms. West Potsdam, N.Y. rmxTgvw7:w , n Cured me of epilepsy of nine years' standing. MRS. CIALRIRA MARSHALL, Granby, Newton Co., Mo SAS AUITAIi .NERVItiE Has permanently cured me of epilepsy of many years standing Jame Strrsa, St. Joseph, Mo SAIIAUITAN NERVINE Cured me of bronchitis, asthma:and general de bllity..:" Ouvus Mums, Ironton, Ohio. SAIIMIITAN IittVINE Has cured mohof asthma: also scrofula of many years standing. • v.• laxac Jztratm,, Covington. Hy. SAMARITAN NERTINE Cured me of Ste. Have been well for over four years. _ CHABLIS E. Currie, Malls, Douglime Co..llllun SAMARITAN NERNDIE Cured a friend of mine who had dyspepsia very badly. lincnAirs. O'Clowatow. Ridgway, Pat BASLifiITAN-NEBNINE r( • Hu permanently cured me of epileptic Ate. ( Davin TIIENBLY. Des Moines, lowa &MAMAS NEIWINE Carew my wife ofepllepsy of 35,years standing RUST Cz.Ansc, Fairfield, Micla *UMW/a NEFIVINE Cured my 'wife of a nervous disease of tho heath 011/11.01. North Hope, Ps, SA I URITAN Cllll4 my son o A f Ats. Be has net Bad aAt for about fouryam. JOBV Davis. I . Woodburp; Macoupin Co.. IE. I 14.14ABITAN ItEIMVE is tor sale b 7 drOggista everywhere, or May be had direct from ns. Those who wish to obtain further evidence of the _curative properties of Samaritan Nervine will please enclose a 3-cent postage stamp for a copy of .our Illustrated Jour:Laird - Health. giving( hundreds Of testimo nials of cure from persons who have used the medicine, and also their pictures photographed after their restoration to perfect health. Address DL j . . L RIOMIOND at, CO., World's Epileptic-Institute, 6apl-ly. ST. JOSEPH; MO. KLINE'S MARKET. CART &M BLOCK man Street, rat- - it JOHN W. KLINE, U&VING REMOVED 1118 MEAT &VEGETABLE Der Artirwr o a more convenient location. and established Sete in pa ne d rron Block. opposii• *Nara pto supply his patrons with THE CHOICEST OF MEATS. FISH. MUMS IN THEIR MASON. FRESH 'VEGETABLES. . DOMESTIC TWIT, to.. a SurSOLOGNA SAUSAGE a specialty. AE or der promptly claimed. • merchll- I EITAALLIBLID is 1865.1 HOIIitARD Li SNOW, fF• Solicitor of , .;- AMERICAN AND FOREIGN PATENTS. .631 F SCREW N. W.. WASHINGTON, D. 0.. ' (Successor to Gilmore, Smith &. 00.,41.- • Chipman, Roamer Ai Co.) Patents procured Upon the lame plan which was originated and successfully practiced by the above-named Arm - Pamphlet of sixty pages sent upon recoil" t o stamp. lnovel HORSEo B r e n et r r e 25 n e c te y f s tamp ll ' nun =mow of ..at Treatise on the Hone and his Diseases." It gives the best treatment for "all diseases, has CO fine engravings showing BOOK p ositions' assumed• by sick h orses better than nn be taught in any other way, a table showing doses of sli the principal medicines used for Or horse as Well as their effects and antidotes when a 25 ct... poison, a large collection of V 2 vatvanau szcitors, rules for telling the age of a horse, with an engraving showing teeth of each year and a large amount of other valuable hone information. Hundreds of horsemen have pronounced it worth more than books costing $5 and $lO. The tut that 200.000 sold In about one yea before ft was re. vised.abows how popular the book, is. The re• vised edition Is IrIICII roar: INTEMESIIIIO RZND sou a otecoaas. AGENTS WANTED. Dr: J. B. Kendall it CO., Rnosbnrgh Falls, Vermont. Has 11-Iyr. A. BEVERLY SMITH, BOOK 'BINDER AN D Dealer in Scroll Saw ands. BOOKBINDING OF ALL KINDS DONE, NEATLY and CHEAPLY. Fins Blank Books MY SPECIALTY. • Amatent's Supplies. : This departm4it of My business is very' com piste. and beings practical sawyer myself I know the wants of my' patrons: WOODS, - • SAW BLADES. CLOCK. MOVEMENTS, &c. • iconstantly on band. a $1.25 worth of designs for p. Bend for price lists. • " REPOETEE" BINDERY, Park street, '0 'P. O. boa 1512. Towanda. Pa T. MUIR & CO.'S GROCERIES' PROVISIONS. The place to SATO money b burns 'heap la at Oaraat Mal* and Yraaklin Stream, They moppet:tiny ammo* to th• this they hive a large sleek et FWD% FEED. MEAL; GRAM SALT, FISK . PORK, and PAOY:1910:03 generally. We have slso added fo our stocks variety of WOODEN WADE, such as WITTER 'TI7/18,- E/B Knee, CHIME% ETO. Just received a. large stock of Sugars, Teas; Coffees. Spices, MOULSOWS PURE SOAP, the best in the?, market, and other mat* of soap Strap ands Molasses, which they offer at low prices for Cash. oat 28 77 - - ~ , EUREKA 'l/6 MARBLE WORKS i,__.. - . 4... . . .i.T.;-- 11±11: . WitSAIIKING. PA. GEORGE OTT, Iles. Marble Works located at Depot near of PioUet's Brick Store, and is prepared to far. t rash as good quality of Marble as there Is in the country. WI manufacture MONUMENTS &TOMBSTONES Grave _Yard Pods, Railings, tfc. And I sell fifteen pee cent. cheaper than travel. ing agents do. Good satisfaction ; guaranieed, and all jobs put up priverly. I can furnish all kinds of American and foreign marble. lam enabled to sell very much cheap. er than any other firm because I do my "own work. 'those wishing anythins in my line are invited to call and see tot themselves. ' ,; 2582 FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE .• If. CLAIM !AND COILECifION AGENCY BRINK& BUCK, Leßayinille, Pa. Will write Policies for risks in Fire and Life In -/ surface. Collect Claims with care and . promptness. They represent none but • - FIRST—CLASS COMPANIES I rhvy solicit theconfidence and patronage of those having business in their line. and will endeavor to merit It. Apply to or address 'tne3 tf BRINK* BUCK. Laßaysville ma. BEsirtzlincltenmooloeyinfor:ethraetpwnolVioTousn needed, We will . start you. $l2 a day and up wards made at home by the industrious. Wen, women, boys and girls wanted - everywhere to work for us. Now is the time. You can work in spare time only or. give Your whole time to the business, You can live at home and do the work No other business will pay you nearly as well.— No one can fail to make enormous pay by en :offing at once. Costly Outfit and terms free.— Money made fist, easily and honorably. Address, Taus Co., Augusta, Mame, Deo 15—lyr '1 DR. JONES'OREADICAMPROR IS. THE NAME OF : the "p opular Liniment that cures Itheinnatisin. Smiles. Swollen or Stiffened Joints, Frost Bites. pain in the Face. Head or Spine. Clapped bands, Brulses.ilpreine, Burns. Illosquioto Bites; Sting or Bite of an in. sect, Poison from common Poison Vines. etc., for min' or beast. 'Always reliable, and almost instantaneous in its relief. Raving an agreeable odor, it is pleasant to apply. Sold by all drug. gists. Price 23 cents. N. B.—This Liniment receited *Prise Medal a the State FairaBi9. , Mat 1017 MI LETTER HEADS, BILL HEADS, NOTE HEADS, ie. printed in the best style of the art it the Eirsraucas once. STOP AT FOR 11 AND TOWANDA, PA. ' ' GEOL,GE OTT CLOTHING'S NOW IS THE GOLDEN:OPPORTUNITY Stylish and IteliAle Sprinff Garme,nt MEN j YOUTHS BOYS AND CHILDREN AT.PRICES WHICH CAN BE HAD AT NO OTHER HOUSE. While maintaining the Uniform standard of quality in excellence of work . and material by . GOOD MANAGEMENT, ): CAREFUL BUYING, and SMALL MARGINS, (with which I tun content,) I have RAISED Tra STANDARD , AND IOWERED THEPRICE, UNTIL IT IS A POSITIVE PACT THAT THE. BEST STOCK ;OF ICLOTHING In this vicinity'hi now being sold for the feast money by _ E. : IROSENFInD, Mr HUMPHREY ...13110K& -TRACT, htanufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of MEN'S, BOYS, WOMEN'S. MISSES, AND CHILDREN'S Boots, Shoes, RijOberp,Ac., CORNER VAIN rD ELIZ4RETI - 11 STREETS, A NEW. SYSTEM.. ATTENTION DEALERS! BUY DIRECT PROM HEADQUARTERS, YOUR Candies, Fruits, Fancf,Groceries, Wines and Liquors. We employ no traveling kalesmen._ All goci:ds Ko'Al through price currents ictiow ' WE C.4.I%;`SAVE-X-CIII 1 3 E11, CENT, By this - systern. Write for Price 'List find compare 'with present prices. If we don't save You money don't order.. '' A. M. ROTHSCHILD - & CO., Importers, Manufact'rs & COttimission Merchants, 507 Sixth Avenue, ) 14 1 el - v- York. sprG•3m \ Use Lawrence & M. l ir.o,llt• ,041.i1t-v i For COUCHS. COLDS SORE THROAT. BRONCHITIS ASTHMA, PKEU. MANIA CONSUMP,TION. Diseases el THROAT ,- CH E ST AND LUNGS. 0,11611.; .. 1 1 11F TQLU Has ntways A been one of the nl ..: i mv.r: weapons wielded•by the MIA) . .1 . . : F..ti:i' l l.: l' awarnsithe encroachments of C 0 I 4.1 i :•.I , 1 !I ;. BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA. SOP E • Tint.', -- , CO. S I . la is Inc pleat and vaned stages, and all diseases of the T11110AT.C11 , 7 , 1 and LUNGS,. but it has never been so advantageously cdmpounded as in the TOIX,-i:no , ;•th! EYE. Its soothing Balsamic properties afford a dlnstVe stimulant anti tonic to bail IT system, after the cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles;Prico $l.OO. - C , AUTION! In place not be deceived.% an.l R e of on T O b it 1 1 , _ e RO C Kki3 who NV l c :T i n 4i fi c h il l o i L the ONLY Y MEDICATED article—the enable has a Private Die Pro_prietary Stamp on each botti.-- rich permits it to be Sold by Grocers and hers Everywhere. ,e Mr! inntotrr syncer. TAZ OR LICENSE. Vl' , The TOLD, ROCK AND RYE CO.1; Proprietors, 41 River St., - Chicago, ill. to) la (a) :1 1 a-I PICTURE GALLERY IN' TO !WANDA. G. H. WOOD & CO. will open tbeir New Gallery in Patton'S Block, on the First Monday of April. Having -fitted up entirely new, with the beet of . instrl m ents; we are prepared to make -r Tintypes, 4 at one sittlir. all for 50 ets. in neat envelones, 10 for $1.00.9 Copying of all kinds of Photographs,and Stereoicopic and large view- work done at this gallery.. Mire 111 &call and we will -try and satisfy f you in price and quality. • mar 'Pi CANCERS caRED, AT CRANE'S CANCER .INFIR MARY, ADDISON, N. Y. HUNDREDS OF PERSONS from all parts of the world have been cured of this much dreaded disease and are now living witnesses that they have been rescued from a terrible and untimely death. Doctors. Ministers and the Poor treated . Freo.— Write fora Circular giving full particulars. Addreu Drs. GEO. CRANE & RUSH BROWN Addison. N. Y. Sept.3o.lyr.GPltaco. . .KENDALLS SPAVIN CURE Is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it does not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or other enlargements, such as swine, splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell ings and any lameness and all enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or for rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast; It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used,acting mild and yet certain in its effects. Send address for Illustrated Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such ung . nalifled lio ness to our knowledge, for beast as well a man. Price al per bottle. or ids bottles tot $5. All 'Druggists have it or can get it for you, or it will be sort to any addriss on receipt of price by the proprietors; Da. B. J. Ificsium. k Co , Enos; burgh Falls, NI, Sold by all Druggists. • 20TH YEAR.. rv e ol i r t i e national family 'pa". per. The Sun Seasouvo Seip p * begins ita2oth year. January, 1882. Established 1883, Tholes sum ia th e oldest and most popular paper of its clue. Every number contains 8 large pages, 40 long columns, with many Comic, Humorous and Attractive Engravings. It is crowded full of the best Stories. Poetry, Wit, Humor, Fun,—making a paper to amuse and instruct old and.young. It exposes Frauds, Swindle* and Cheats and every line Is amusing, instruct* or entertainicg. Er. erybsdy needs it; 60,000 now read it, and at only Go cents a year. it is by fir the bast; cheapest, most popular paper printed. For 78 cents au las sliver teaspoons are sent with the Bus= onelear. Flay ether superb premiums. Send tan cents ter 8 mouths trial trip, with full , pros.. pectus, or 50 cents for Hums a Whole year._ Specimens FREE. Sand now. Address, *OMER PUBLISIIINGCO..I/Inoidals. N. 11. rl"9 - VVA.:NLIA,.IPA.. qv() :1 NT 13 A., Cigars, Cigarettes, 'fobaceoN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY ever d:r covered,.as it is certain in its effects and dots not blister. .Also.- excellent , for human Arih. READ PROOF BELOW. • FROM COL. L. T. FOSTER. Youngstown, Oliio, May Nth, inno. Dn. B. J. KENDALL k. Co:L-4 hail a very Vitus ble Hambletonian colt which I prized very high ly, be had a large bone sp4vin on one joint std a small one on the other which made Dim very - lame; I had him under the ;ctia rge of two veteri nary surgeons which failed to clue him. I Vii one day reading the advertisement of Kendal's Spa Vin Cure in the Chicagn'Express, I determin ed at once to try it, and got our druggisu here to send for it, they ordered three bottles: I tout them all and thought I would give it a Cornea trial; I used it according to directions and the fousgh day the colt ceased to he lame, and the lumps have.clisappeared.. I used but one bottle and the colts limbs are as free from lumps sni as smooth as any horse in Usti State, lin is e:- tirely cured. - The cure was so remarkable - tha t I let two, of my neighbors have the remainin‘ two bottles, who are now using it. - . Very Resriectfully, L. T. Flight:. . . , Kendall f S t Spawn' Cure. 1 Patten's ]fills, HUMAN FLESH. ills, Wuh' ton co.. N.Y.. Feb.2l,'& l . Di. D. J. KE:4.IDALL, Dear Sir:—The partizulsr case on which I used your Kendall's Spalits ("ran was a malignant ankle sprain of sixteen moons standing. I had tried Many things. but in vain. Your bpavin Cureut theloot to the ground again, and for the urat time since Dort, in s natural position. For a family liniment it es-. eels anything we ever used: Yours truly. REY. M. P. 8F.1.L, • Pastor of M. E. Church, fattens 3.1 ills. 14;.1 • Price Si, per bottle, or tAx bottles Dori s . Druggisla bave it or can get it for yo, it tatllu be-sent to any address on receipt of price bl proprietors, DR. D. J. KENDALL A; CO., Liz* burgh Falls.' Vt. Bold at Dr. H. C. J'ortet's_Dltig Start+ &-1 .1 , WI .jJ . 111 prx=rl T. : RENEWER • t , 270 Gther ,ef. - er yet ,I'.e.,verc.l--..11ee-1 15: 1, I gruy nad f.“1 , ..1 I. • 'lt Ina! beauty Itninedtat.dy yr,yent I.4llie r t out (4 the it cures dandruff, 1 t ell: nt; eruptlons, and I:V 3 E!alp clean; tt cause the heir to gre xk lt baa fallen off -and iraiearta gi}S3 and fr t. ' l ' : " It softens the hair when harp and dry 12a tlrely-Srea from all irritating, matter ; itlaa very best treputatten and Frivia,universal rallf tion. • • Da not fail to try tt. Fur sale by all drna Price, l 5 eta. per bottle. • Prepare4by Chas. Darts, Orb's* For ado by all Druggists and Deals* KENDALL'S SPAVIN •C Is imre to ,ctire SP/ ring ' SP Curb. to. It removes all anal ' enbultements. Pau sot • lin no equal for; any Is:llene° beast or man. It has oared lig , '" Als lameness in a person, WO hO red 15 years . o cased t • Dem corns, !VOA -Mee, or, W cruises, int or lameness. It; has co biergibb on houses. Send for Ow citenbirocurisllng 'earns racnir. Pecs IL• DUU ban it °s can getit Kendall Co.. Fropriatera, osoarg Vermont.- U. C. Puma, Agent, Toyawb, T 3 MEM El EMI
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