COOK AflDCOUNTOS. Fatty Cowslip, tin only daughter of Rrv. Peter Cewslip, vicar of Madden worth-ia-the-Harsh, ni a pretty girl. She wm to pretty that she might have actually arpired, though the hadn't a penay In the world, to marry a fash ionable curate. But though Patty was penniless, she was ambitious, and she hadn't the slightest idea of marrying the nest fashionable of curates. It it not necessary to describe what Patty was like. "Esther abore than below the ordinary height," as novel. 1st say, rich chestnut hair with a glint of gold in it, an excellent figure, small ears, brown eyes with dark eyebrows, pearly teeth set in the rosy frame of a pair of lips arched like Cupid's bow, a round and dimpled chin, a swan-like neck . Bah! we have all once in our llres met somebody as charming as Miss Patty Cowslip ; but, as a rule, the ex perience has not been repeated. We must not forget, though, that Miss Patty's arms and hands were her strong point; a queen might have en Tied them, for they were absolutely perfect. Miss Patty Cowslip had had a de cent education, but beyond the annual subsidy of 10 a year which the par ish payed her for playing the organ, she hadn't a penny In the world. Rev. Peter Cowslip was as poor as a rat. TTlth considerable difficulty he managed to pay his tradesmen at the year's end; but Eev. Teter dined every day much batter than many million aires. And why? Was It on account of the poor clergyman's wicked ex travagance? Tsot a bit of it. The fact is that Patty was a splendid cook a born genius for the noblest of the arts. Many modern young ladies, having purchased a terra cotta jaraud rendered It hideous with daubs of paint, compel their friends to fall down and worship It, and caJl it art; other girls torment us with the piano, violin, banjo, harp, sackbnt, psaltry, dulcimer and all kinds of music ; other girls sing. All these people work their wicked wills upon us with impunity. "Vfe grin; we say "Oh, thank yon so much," because we are obliged to do that ; and our polite ness is treated as an encore, and then our sufferings recommence. Pretty Patty Cowslip did none of these dread ful things ; but she could cook like Ude, Fiancatelli and Soyer rolled iuto one. And pretty Patty went up to town, entered the school of cookery, and came out as the senior wrangler of the year. It was Patty first, tho rest nowhere. II. Caramel, the professor of ornamental pastry, proposed to her at once; but Patty refused him, for, as we have said, aha was ambitious. And then Miss Cowslip issued a neat little advertisement, took modest lodg ings in a modest West end street, and began to teach on her own account. Lord Fleshpotts was a widowed Boblcman. lie had three unmarried daughters the Ladies Gwendoline, Zrmyntrnde, and Ermrngarde Casser ole. ITis lordihip was a great sufferer from indigestion, and he was dying of bad dinners. Xo cook ever stayed more than a month in his house; each of his daughters ruled the roast for a week, and gonerally the particular young lady who happened to be respon sible for the dinner on any given even ing It-f t the room in tears before the dessert was put upon the table. If Lord Fleshpotts would onlyhuve dined this club, all might have been well; but he pasted llndining at home, and ! the lives of his daughters were slow martyrdoms. It ohanced one day that they saw Aiiss cowslip s aavernsemeni in ine , St. James Garotte. Lady Gwendo- line pointed it out to her sisters. They ordered the carriage early the next morning, and thoy were ushered into Miss Patty's neat Lttie s'tlog loom in Park street. "We djn't want to take lessons, Hits Cowulip," said Lady Gwendoline. "We're too stupid," said Lady Ermjgarde. "And it would be no use," said udy Ermyn- txude. "But oh 1 Miss Cowalip, eould not yon come every morning and give m a few hints, for pa is wrsting Tisi- W7 1" criad the ldet girl. "IU nolty that poor papa re- quires," sobbed the youngest daughter "refreshing novelty anu perpetual change. Those are his very words, IfW Cowslip, his cruel, heartless woras- "Has Lord Floslipotts ever tasted ap- plo dumplings?" asked Patty Cowslip solemnly. "It's a plat T nor hoard of," ex claimed Lady Gwendoline. "They were a favorite dish with Ilis Majesty King George the Third,' remarkrd Patty the historian. "And we've never evcu heard ot them!" sighed Lady Ermyntrude. So it was arranged that Patty was to come the next day and teach them how to make spplp-dumplings, for which she was to receive a fee of one guinea; and as a personal favor she ' WTote them a charming little menu, in wliicb among the sweet dishes pper- j ed the item "Apple dumplinys a Ia ' George Trois." I Ail '.lw.lr J T rr .,.. . , , I slip was shown Into their ld, ships' boudoir. A clean white clo:h. bv Patty's direction, was liid .-.2 , j upon the .,.1- . . wv-u-. w..wu,, nour, water, a aim of apples, some cloves, a pastry brown sugar, some board and a basin were brought in by Adolphus John, the six feet footman, and then each of the six Ladies Cas serole, provided with a silver knife, began to peel an apple. Toor things, they couldn't even do .1 ... i T,... n - ,. uiat prupeny. out rany wowsup, srho hau taken off her hat and gloves, laid asme her jacket and donned a ,lim out. ghoutcd iustiVt natty little Swiss apron trimmed wi;h fcnd the 8aattercJ fcUow tumbii Eussian embroider', rolled up h awav, hug-in-the psper to h:s nged lleeves and displaved her magnificent bosom. Xew York World, trms, and demonstrated the proper' ' way to peel an apple, to the delight utoniahmant and dmiration of the Ladies Casserole; and when she was in the middle of the process the door spened, and Lord Fleshpotts entered the room. "Pa," said Lady Gwendoline, "allow me to introduce to you Hiss Cowslip, who has kindly consented to give us few lessons." "My dear young ladyt" cried his lordship, "do I speak to the talented inthnfeaa rf thn pliamvinv moan T tuilil . " in my nana? JLver since it mewny syes I have felt a new sensation. I've sweltering through the bummer, the aten no lunch. I am reserving my- ; flower-pots only can bring back fond . . , . ,, ,. i memories of vonth and freedom, sing elf for your most delectAble little dm- j iu yoiofn ami bappT nestta. aer. But you have aroused my curi sity as well as my appetite. What on :arth are apple dumplings a la George ETois? It is a dish I have never met n the whole course of my vast experi mce." ("She's got the most lovely trms and hands," he thought, "that I jver saw in my life 1 ") Patty smiled. ("What teeth?" thought his lordship.) "You shall see them made, Lord Fleshpotts," said Patty, "if you care :o look on." "If I care I It will be the proudest privilege of my life. My dear Gwen loline," said the earl, "I could Watch -lie movements of your charming friend forever." "Pal" cried the Ladies Casserole, Id la astonished and indignant chorus. And then Prof. Patty divided her ipples into quarters, end thn she made the paste and cut it tuta the requisite-sized squares. And Lord Fleshpotts looked on with respectful iimiration; for he couldn't take his ;yes off her magnificent hands and irms. "If," he thought, "that shapely ireature would only prepare my meals forever, life would still have charms. ( can't ask her to be my cook, for ihe's a lady. Gad! when I look at ler I feel myelf growing young igain." Just then Patty completed the first iumpling. "What do you think of that, Lord Fleshpotts?" she said, as she displayed he little white sphere on her extended palm. "My dear young lady," said Lord Fleshpotts, gazing at her arm and hand, it's a dream of loveliness. "Your lordship is laughing at me," aid Miss Patty. 'I'm not, I assure you I "burst in the enamored poor; "I could eat it raw." And then the three ladies Casserole iimultaneously began to hate Prof. atty with a deadly hatred. But Miss Cowslip hadn't came to Eaton square to waste her time. She turned out the rest of the apple dump lings with the celerity of a practised band. She took no further notice of bis lordship, but she pocketed her guinea, which lady Gwendoline tend ered wrapped in the conventional piece of tissue paper, and took her leave. The dinner that evening in Eaton quare was for once a success, anr1. Lord Freshpotts was helped three times to apple dumpling a la George Trois. tv,- a ... ,i r-rK 1 ' 1 . arrived at Eaton square, she was shown into his lordship's study. "My dear young lady," cried Lord Fleshpotts, as he advanced with ex tended hands. "I'm delighted to see you I Words fail me," he added, in a broken voice, "to sufficiently express my appreciation of your beauty and accomplishments. The crispness of the crust mjr dear madam Uiey were bake)j dumplings, was indescribable, t b,ve one auestjon to ask vou. Misr cowo. Will vou be mv wife?" I i - - - i patt Cowslip felt as if the room was trointr around with her. The enamored peer dropped upor bis knees. "If the devotion of began. a lifetime," he "Pon't, Lord Fleshpotts 1" said Patty "You've found tho way to my heart, my darling" The second Lady Fleshpotts is s very popular person, and her dinuen a,., celebrated. She has married of) her three .tep-daughters to Mustard. goap gnd Furniture, respectively, and , he takes the most dutiful care of her nusband. nis lordship's bill, the British corks' jompulsorr education act. comes on (or first reading at an early date; and I .1 - . ... ie younsr Countess of Fleshootts has promised to give evidence at the royal :omraission which is expected to be ap pointed upon the subject. Receipt Preferred to a Personal Voucher There was a commotion at th clerk's desk in the Essex Market Police Court. The clerk was holding a discussion with a blear-eyed man over the rail. " Now, what's the matter with that man?" demanded Judge Duffy sternly. " If you please, your honor just fined me $10 for getting drunk. I've paid me hard-earned money and J i want a receipt." " You don't need a reoeipt," replied the court. "Your discharge is receipt , ... , . . , . enough. .No one could hold you on tne cnarge again." Yes, your honor; but I hope to go inRnn j s...i ,iHT . ,. 1 . . ' - D o o t!ue charge against roe he mav not i:ue charge against roe he may .e willing to take my word for it that I Daid for mv sin to vou." The court was disconcerted for an instant, then the reply came: "Oh. I'll vouch for you?" " Ah, sir, but I fear you will not be Aere, and thoy will not grant me time to CO down and look over thn divertorc of the bad place to find vour address." Give tnat man a recc;pt and uu " THE lx.0 rTTR GAKDE5. THS FLOWZK POT. My little, hnmble !ower-pnt, " Upon my turret Haunting free. Thou art more loved bj u,e. I wot. Than all the sweets of Araby. Not all the tweet of intern bower Are half so dearly prized by me. As In tl.e little, gentle flower i The nilKnon tie that blooms In thee. I "My little, dewy, moss-grown vase I Forth from Its turret look and sees. Wide stretched around the park and chase The dappled d-er beneath the trees. Beside the river bask the klue. To.- seep go lrovs:uir o'er the sward; And klDe. and sheep, and deer are mine Tho' all the park calls PudleV lord." So sings a post and the loving thoosht o :tbe sonar is echoed in ecnoea in an onr beftTta. In city rooms, hot and Home litt e. eeutte Dower, "mitrnon- etto or ddllodil, scented roe or prized geranium," lilts np the thoughts of busy workers and cheers them at their toils, bringing, perhaps to tnem mora pleasure than the weil-filled conserva tory of the millionaire, to people sated j witn luxury. Even in the country, Winter must eome and the garden i-eds be bare of bloom. Then, in farmer's kitoheDs, in pretty sitting-rooms, in well-filled green-bouses, bright flowers lift their obeery faces and compensate ns for all the care and trouble bestowed upon them. As for the pot itself, one's own taste and means must be consulted. .Empty tin cns properly perforated, and neat ly painted will give as good results in growing plants as the most costly jar diniere and a home-made window-box fined with sine can be made a "thing of beauty," wben filled with blossom ing plants. Thd florists offer, however, at reasonable prices elegant "Mintoa" jars, very handsome and unique; terra cotta pots and hanging baskets; "bee hive" and "hedcehoe crocks for ere ens and Illy of the valley;0 tree tubs, lily bowls and fayaoidth glasses, all pleasing and convenient for their vari ous uses wbloh those who can ailord them will find to be a saving of muoh time and labor. After all it ia not the outside which attracts us, but the blithe faces, sweet perfume, or hatidbome foliage of the plant ifc-elf. For a small collection of about twenty plants, we would advise half a dczen tea roses of different colors. selected or treated so as to secure suc cession of bloom; oje or mora of the Chinese nar;in-us planted in a glass bowl with pretty peobles to secure the bulbs; hyacintua, of coarse, and a ger anium or two: a foil ge plant, farfug inm granrie, c lens or a feathery palm; thorn should be a hanging-basket or two and a choice of one's especial favorites with some novelty to study for the ple.ipure of watching some new flower develop. It does not require much more time to care for twenty plants than for two; they must bj watched and watered and petted and the half hour spent in their care must be a pleasant one for the flower-lover, but even one plane in an attio room may be a source of great pleasur-- to its owner. A small raisin box filled with pansies gives great aeiigm to rue ennaren oi a family and the oad iurms of cacti witn their magnificent flowers are a pleas ing study. Iudee I one can hardly choose any one of the multitudes which make up the flower-world without nnd ing it to bo a source of great satisfac tion and comfort. A FLEA FOB BETTER TASTE. A writer in "Success with Flowers' makes an appeal to that magazine to suggest prettier "out-door fixings' for onr homes. This is a field we may ail enter ana a Iruitlul one it is, The writer in question whose artistic taste has been knocked writes: I kno of one house, and the design is very prettv, that lias this abomin able arrangement. The front porch is pointed light blue. In it are two beer kega, one on top of the other, both painted black with ye. low stripes. In the top one i-i planted a miserable "P " piBuieu B lookina; Cactus; the w hole ellect is so 1 qneer that one stops, not to admire, I but Ihuku. Now it the beer kegs, pro vided they muet nse them, had not been painted, bnt Nasturtiums had been allowed to cover the sides, it would have been quite prettv, especial ly if strings lad been tied up to the sides of the porch, and a BuUnose vine I trained on tlietn. Another lady hus a row of large flower pots on her fiont ' piazza painted s trlet. We say on K" ttrCs!" In a front yard I saw the lower part of a lar.Ke fee trunk; it was turned bottom "? T"',n, L' huu m . ...aula ,u ... viu diuuiu. looking as if it bad once been a tree in that very place, but cut down and vines drooping over, is a very picturesqne lnoking thing. Hat ttere was nothing like the specimen I saw in heaven above, or earth beneath. hat is iuciq uiui o uenuiaiij tur mr ureit&iuBi Uble than charming Glories? And thev grow so eandyl Three inoies between "dewalk and the boiw is enongh, and What oan be prettier? We can do a great deal mre to beautify our homes, even if we live in crowded streets. We can learn something from the Chinese. Th ir land is called Flowery kingdom. Fiowers, even the poorest will have, and if they have no yards, they will fasten np a box on poles and have some flourishing plant growing in it. TERKS rnnST. SP0BES. - For the benefit of a correspondent we give an extract from the Oar- dencr Chronietv where a writer de- scribes his experience in raising plants fvm amall 'a.n f n tit 1 vViinVi lim Vi u H ' gathered end kept for some time In his desk "As a preparation for sowing, I filled a three inch pot nearly to the rim with good loam, and after giving it a good watering, 1 covered the surface with a little powdered charcoal, then taking the tiny frond in one band and a kni e in the other, I scraped off the scales with the spores, from the back of it upon tho powdered charcoal, covered the pot with a piece of glass, and put it in a moist heut of about 65 degrees. After having been sown for about a month, there began to be shown signs of life, and the soil has now beoome entirely covered with the first green development of the young ferns, and I am hoping that if all goes well, to get s veral plants from it. I I am not a specialist in ferns, nor a large i grower of them, but X am a great ad- mirer of them; and nothing, I think. presents so mncn chaste beauty aa a lot of well-grown ferns, evea if they are .nd . v.,nlr nl fn. i. r- r - - - worth walking a mile or two to see. l remember, some yeara i go, when in Cornwall, seeing a larce bank com- TlaTAIv 0i ,v&r a I with nn rtsi m an m sif P" P iuh iv rciu, avuu mo euvcb was truly delightful. Directions for the construction and filling of a fernery will be given next week with list of desirable ferns and other plants suitable for its contents. FLOWKB NOTSa, Plant bulbs for winter blooming as soon as possible in order to aeeare early bloom. Set them in the cellar rr some cool, aara place, water tnem often pnonch to keen the soil tnnlat and bring them to the light and air when the tope begin to grow, setting them in a eunny window and Riving them plenty of light and air and not too nigh a temperature. Try m Freesia or a Triteleia, t&oso showy sew bulbs whioh the florists say keep ia blowrn for several weeks ia RU4-wiater and report suooeas to us. We are glad to receive practical in formation as to any desirable novelty. I onr mii takes may serve for experi ence to some one else. 8weet allyssnm, linaria, lobelia and eschsciioltzia with its fern-like foliage and tulip-like flowers are all desirable and attractive wiudow garden plants. See that noxions weeds are not al lowed to ripen thoir seeda and scatter tbem over the garden for next season'! vexation. Cut flowers, not break them, for bon queta. Pet pausies and short stemmed flowers in low kIu&s dishes with feathery leaves of fern or sp,ra around the edges. Nearly all quick growing annuals make beautiful stands of winter flowers and tbey cost so little and are so easy tried that any on may make the experiment. One may tram Morning Glories over the inside of their windows where they will nod as bright a good morning as thoir aunimer sisters ou the outside. I'ansy seed sown in fall will give a grand window-box of these velvet flowers nearly all winter. The better care given to plants, the better anocess will there be in raising them. A ladder of trailing peas will come into bloom in a month or mora after sowing, also the canary bird flower, (Tropoiolum pereginum). Crows as Street Cleaners. The city of Omaha has in its ser vice a force of thousands of scavengers, who draw no pay, report to no official, but are protected by law from molesta tion. They are the crows who flock into town as regularly as cold weather comes, stay during the winter, and vanish in the Spring. Each evening as the Shadows fall, legions of crows wing thGir way in a seemingly endless flight to the -willow copses and clumps of small cottonwood trees on the banks of the Missouri, where they roost for the night. A favorite haunt is at the bend of the river between Cut Off aud Florence Lakes, where the banks shelter them from the northwest wind. The air is thick with sable wins and resonant with hoarse caws there after sunset each night, as the scavengers settle down among the branches to dream of back area lunches and carrion spreads. With the break of day the sabh flock bestirs itself. Each member hops to warm its chilled legs, 6tretchcs its shiny wings, and heads back towards the city. The vast flock breaks into small groups, aud they alight here and there on the tree tops and survey the back yards and alleys until they can pick out foraging places. Then they descend, and iu short order the re. i mains of the breakfasts, the scraps of -nvM .j... . ,, t . meat from markets, and the rats killed hv bonsoholil rlnrra b.,,1 rnfa aPa does aud cats are gobbled up. Some crows do scaven ger work about the residences. Others alight cautiously in the alleys, snd others are attracted to the stock yards vud packing houses. Omaha World. The Great Chinese funis. Imagine a language devoid of gram mar or syntax; unhampered by delu sions, moods, tenses, or inflections of any kind; essentially monosyllabic; in which the slightest change of pitch ia Jio voloe completely modifies the sen tence; subject to no rules of logio or construction; a language petrified into solid blocks, and representing human thoughts as a maniac represents a picture; a language in which every sentence is a puzzle even to the sons of the country; a language which onco written can no lonerer be read, but must be scanned and even then you have imagined but a few of the char acteristic peculiarities of Chinese. To Ulspal Colds, Headaches and Fevers, to cleanse the system tflVctually, yet gently, when, costive or bilious, or when the blood 1 impure or sluggish, to perma"e'itlycure liaHtual constipation, to awaken thn kidneys and liver to a healthy activity, without Irritating or weakening them, use Syrup of Figs. The moccasins worn bv manv nf tho Western tribe? ot Indians are now made: in Maine. When yon decide to take Hood's Sarsanarilla do not be induced to buy some substitute prep, aratlon, which clerks may claim Is "as irood ai nooa s." Tne peculiar merit of Hood s ars. parllla cannot be equalled. Therefore insist upon Hood's SarsaparUla. love Is better than a pair of spectas cles to make everything seem greater which is seen through it. Eebee Babes is the name of a resident of b'eevllle, Bee County, Texas. The Mother's Delight. A rem"dv that will cure crouo In a few mo. , ments, prevent paennionla and dlphlber a Use Dr. Howie's Certain Crutiii Cure. No opium. Buia dt oniitgists or mMiea lor su ft. AUUress a. r. lloxlo, BuUalo, ft. X. Florida was dioovered by Cabot in 1500, and was settled In 1703. J. A. JOHXROJf. Medina. N. Y svs:"Hali- CaUrin Cure cored uie." Svld by druggists, 76o. Bosewood comes from South Amer- ica. 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It 8ootdw the ct.llrt, aoftfiiB the sum, a.Ura ail puiQ. truths w;ni oolic, aoa u tbe , beat riae'V" r-jr diarrhaju Veatj-fi7e Cent m. Bottle STOPPED FREE MarvtloH Pmm. TnrarM Prsn?.! R-ntfirsJ. Dr. KLINE'S GREAT ... NERVE RESTORER J ,-urt fl) nw Aftv ot, , t7r,, etc. 'Jl5rAM.mli if taai ma dlrvrtrri. A'o fttg after Trvatlv t,d $4 lri! rxIti free) t rA in KI.INE: lit! Arrli St.. 6m siatfc &(i AMJi Of iMilAJL H t HAL VS. FACIAL 60AP. MW U SkUS. 3vu BU I eOOiP exlQTU 0 IT r" . . f ' 1 r p. t m i.- .mi , ltd lor lur.T NlKIM sUKk iJ . - vrt. wim inic ajo roos-t V 'SO tUMTt-uvt: li a., rt I lrarlps A- rrmoveft - itH.S ti. MUobfcVfcv. lsvHJIllOUf.ItAs IPTITtTE. lX vVtraf 42si DU, K . M y. ConuitAlioo time, at ofiaoe or Uf wxtx. Annm. vajtud tm eca uiaua FUUlvY WARRANTED - 5Ton Scales $60rwgicHT FVp f90NE5'fBlNEHAMT0N.NY fjft-ire sTtdt. Boot-tsErwo. B'iMru MUJICi forms, Penmanttiip.ArUhmeHr.Nhort. hand, etc , THOROCOHLt TaCos r BT MA1U Llrculsrs ir-e. uryianis toueae, 48T 8t..Bull3lo. N.Y. Main A Ba A 1 i TV, m asnssM ss ISO fit CX9T aa tat SaHsM tattao. ft. Srtdmu,a rmm. T . .. - .,. HAT rtltlt W waat tbe name and . reieoteeryuSerlntat Si ASTHMA ."altS? He who has provoked the shaft of vlt cannot aranlain that h maris from it. n fsr I iill Health Is that state when all the orjansot tbe body per firm their functious In regular and efficient man ner ; and to remove any obstruction to such ac tion is tbe proper duty of medicine. Hood's SarsaparUla Gives health by purifying the blood, toning the stomach and bowels, and invigorating the kid neys and liver. Therefore, if you are in poor health take Hood's SarsaparUla. Hood's Pills Best liver invtgorator and cathartic. Reliable, effective, gentle. Frlce25c. HTJMOKOU3. AH ia a nuUhell The kernel. lilve longer than most men Giants. LTow to catch a husband gb by tbe hair. Lint It Is well to remember fftax every thing follows tbe man who go ahead. Tbepretty girl witba red fiddle knows just how to draw a beau to and fro. Lightning ought to make a good ball plHjer; It seldom strikes without mak ing a hit. Money talks. In America It cents and In France it Is always in its utterances. talks franc "That breaks me all np" Is what the piece of ice was beard to remark whan speaking of tbe icepick. Judge "What do you do during the Week ?" Tramp "Xotbing., "And ou Sunday?" "Then I tk i a day off. It Is tbe blown hue on a friend's face that gives color to tbe statement that be had a (rood time at the sea side. rhllcsonhers tell ns that from Adam down no man has yet understood a woman; but men are not tired of trv- Ing yet, by any means. JacK Why Is doucb like a man? Susie B. cause it's hard to (ret off your hands. J4ck-Oh.n0. It's a thintr the wo men knead. Gladys What loud rln-ra tint FlashleigU wears! Maud Uf course they.re loud how can they help It when they all have brass bands r A DAVOERCU8 place. "Hear aboa Chappie?" "So." 'Got towien by a bull oa WatfttMOS,' iiunr "Broke." Tne fashionable tbaw. 'There is a sign at tbe railroad crossings which reicis: jlook out lor tne locomotive wl en the bell riugs.' " "xes?" "1 here should be one somethlnz like It at tbe corners of our streets.'' "You think so?" . "Yes. '.Look out for the train when the woman comes along.' ' Vktjdent Jcssik. Jack Don't you think we would get alonz on t2o a week: ?S for tbe rent, $10 for tbe table, $4 for tne servant ana la tot a rainy day. Jessie Yes, provided it didn't tain very often. II kb Tactics. -Rosalie I could never wear a second-hand engagement ring. Maude 2?o: because if it was any good it would never have been given buck in the first place. A I. wats After dim "Why do you suppose woman was made after man r" aked Miss Barrow. "Because." returned Cynlcus, "it part of her nature to be after man. TIeb Ideal. Kate narry is an ideal lover. Kitty Re is poetical, is he? Kale No; he Is rich. A Slight Difference. Mrs. Query Does your husband ever talk in hi fleer? Mrs. Btoopld No; bnt he often sleens in his talk. A Fli-bh "Wound Miss Eose What an Idiot -lack Trellis isl Mi-s Thorne What has be been do- ing? Making leve to jou? Catsr ron CoMrtanrT. Farmer John What's tbe matter with ye, old nose? Hoy? Old Hups That is just the matter. I don't get enoush hay. A FMtSONAL XLINQ. "DO yOU weally believe In dwawing the color line, Miss Weston?" asked Cholly "Wes ton. "res. I object to people being green," she replied coidiy. A Shot in th Dabk. "So yon think me witty, Mr. Xinnie? I am sur prised.4 "Why should you be?' "Because J usually make my most telling remarks atier you have gone, Tbe tree on which bulletin? of Presi dent Garfield's condition were posted during his last illness, has just beeu cut down at Washington. It stood just out side of the east gate of tbe White House grounds, aud was removed to make room for pending improvements. The tree bore very visible signs of relic hun ters. To Protect tbe FnbUo From fraud and imposition, the genuine rati Iclnes of Ur. K. V. Fierce are now sold only throuiib druws. authorised as agents. They are i he cfieap'St medicines to use, as well as the hest. because in everv case vou nan . f-yrtht good you get. The money is refunded U iDPy Ter tan iu ueucui urvuia. BeinR M!d on this peculiar plan of "raise receive or no pnyV' tbe prices of the genuine mtaranteed medicines always have been. ir. and always will be, as lollows: Dr. fierce s i.oinen aieuicat uiscovery (the remedy for all diseases arising from a torpid liver or Impure blood), . . . $1 p r bottle. Dr. Fierce's Favoriie Prescription (the rem. edy for female weaknesses and deraaice- roents) . . Si per bottle. Dr. Force's Pleasant Pellets (the original and best Liver Pill ). 25cts. per vial. lit. sage s laiairo itemed Met, per bottle. Snsolcion naturally and Hebtfuilv attachM to any med.Cii.es purporting to be Dr. Pierce's, w hen ottered at any otber prices than those above giveu. The Pope's army Is composed of two generals, two colonels, two lieutenant colonels, one major, two captains and four lieutenants, besides slaty private soldiers. The papal calvary consists of thirteen men. Mairdalene Mow, ClnclnnsttOhlo, writes :I hereby t-ndr you my sincere thanks for your valuable St. Bernard Vegetable PUls-Our family shall never be without them. w have found tbem to be excellent and sbaU always praise tbem. I wtu do all within my power towards IntroducmaT your valuable pills. Enclosed fj for which semi me St. Bernard Vegetable PUIS. I intend slvlna- tbem awar la order to ecuretustamer for you. There are twenty-three acres of land to every inhabitant of the globe 2Sor to be Wast. Mrs. Cnpeo Where have yon been all night? Enpec I don't propose to waste my breath making explanation about my whereabouts. Mrs. Enpec If I had a breath like Tours I shouldn't want to waste It either. Another vaiuattow of Joke. "I own a thousand AN OLD acres of land," said the heiress. How delightful 1'' "And there are twenty young after me." "For the land's sakel" "Yes." men Sarcastic Critioisic "Well, Herr Professor, what do you think of my new drama? ..Splendid I The villlans In particular are admirably portrayed, rue very words they utter are stolen I' The on hi Wanted. Young Man I came to ask you for tbe band of your daughter. Father-V ill you have patience, young man? Young man Xo. sir. That ain't the one I want. It's Mabel. LOST 13 matism of the kip. I St. Jacobs Oil. O "ALL R10HTI ST. Beat Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. r 1 jr w -w a r a a a a a Essssssm iEss sssmsSssssssstsl sSWsSssi sSai DR.TALMACE'S"LIFE OF CHRIST. Oerannc htocrMt trtp To, Tbrea,h, mn4 frm ful encrannas. alao a arand n JWtn. fcxcIuaiT. ternturr. No capital noeUd. Hill ot sieruisuem on . HH out oi Addr 1 0OO AbtNTS WAN TcD. THE CARE Ov BAZOR3. "Tel ".laid a Pearl street barber at no Iras ahavinr ma lha. other daw nfW "j 4Te amateur hTer bring up their razors 1 to be fixed op. Almost any man with a tcaay pano can snave lVmseir, but sot ode ia fifty eao keep his razor in decent condition. Tbe first reason is that ama teurs wear all the temper out of their razors by excessive strapping, and the better the steel the easier it is affected in this way. The only remedy is to let H alone. Put asray t he razor that scrapes and cuts the skin and give it a- good rest. Then use it again, and la all proba bility it will be in good shape. Some of the modern shaving sets have as many razors as there are days ia the week, and on the haadlo of each is engraved the aarno of the day. If a rotation is kept up very little sharpening is needed. I have heard men talk of pet razors which they hareuaed so many years; if they would let those lie by for a while tbey would And a welcome improvement. The second cause of the trouble is bearing on the ra.or while sharpen Img it. Vou never want to attempt to put on an edge before sharing. When jou are through rub the blodo a few times lightly on a plain leather strap, which need not cost above a quarter, and then nut away. The old boiling water craie Is exploded now, and professionals do just as jyood .work with cold water as hot." Albany (N. Y.) Argus. - Th XArgeat Moth. The largest moth in the States fa the Atticus Cccropia, which measures from Si to 7 iochesy from tip to tip. This moth belongs to tbe soma famiiy as the Luna, bat'ia- altogether different In col and color. Tbe wings are a uniform grayish speckled brown, bordered with deep liver colored and white lines. The eye spots in the wings are pear shaped and bordered with a, deep reddish and dark brown margin. The body is col. orod brick red on the thorax and -alter, nate red and white stripes adorn the ab domen. As in the ease of the Luna, the mala resembles the female, except in point of (lie aud antennas. New York 8un Miss Laura White, slate r of ex-Congressman J. D. White, is a professional architect m Ashland, Ky. She Is a graduate of Ann Arbor, and was the woman who solved the difficult mathe matical problam sent to that Institution from Oxford, England, The Honorable Mrs. Craven, who died recently in Paris, began to write wnen past seventy years old. After that age she made some very interesting books and did newspaper work which would do credit to tbe intellect of any man or woman of any age There Is something about the cedar logs that are now being exhumed in Oape May County, N. J., and that are said to have been burled for more than two thousand years, that imparts a soft and melodious tone to a violin, and the logs are being cut up for tbe mak ing of such Instruments. Will Fight to a Finish. As long as the fight lasts among the wall paper manufacturers, the Fidelity Wall Paper Co., of No. 12 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, will give the publio tho advantage of the drop in prices. "We get this from them direct Send four two cent stamps for samples of their 8, 10 and 12 oent gilt. It is said that watch wheels are be ing made, as experiment In Germany, from paper pulp. Cann's Kidney Care for Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's, Heart,Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv ousness, Ac. Cure guaranteed. 831 Arch Street, Phllad'a. $1 a bottle, 6 for 5, or druggist- 1000 certiflcates of cures. Try lu Paris, with a population of about 2 -500,000 has fewer tban liO colored peo ple within its limit. It is stated that tbe colored population of all France is less than 550. DI1PTIIPC Jacob eenscbelmer.of Clay llUr I UnCi ton, N. J, have been thorou h !? e2rS? LPY rup'ufe by Dr. J. B. Mayer, sal Arch St., Phila, 1 do tbe hardest kind of htt iii g and wear no truss. io to set liliu. Lr. Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Petifl, Reading, Pa., on the M Saturday and follow ing Sunday of each month. A collection agency In laewlston. Me., will dress Its collectors in a daring uni form, at tbat when one oalls on a man his neighbors will all know that he is being dunned. FITS: anna stopped tree oy Dr. Kline's area fcervcKestorer. Ho Fuaafcer Orst day's use. Har xejoum cures. Treatise and tew trial BotUe free to Fit cases. 6endil)c-aiin.Kii area St. f f Artincial stones pipes are aatt Lydia E. Pinkham's vegeiaoie Compound Arts la perfect hsnnony With the laws that rovtra the female system under 11 circumstances, ha SU(T cess in quickly and permanently curing all klnua uf Female Complaints, is unparalleled ia th history of medicine, t j, almost infallible. Une. It with conAdence in caes ai Leueorrhir. Bmrtnr-aown rM'.loi;, Weak B.r k, ,llIJ. ,hJ li,ueemDtul lh Womb, luflairirattoc. Oiar'.,n TWul and all Orsanic Diiaa of a, Uterus or WoiU. ut hjvaluabia to the Chu? uf Ltfl aim zia . u loon ruuiora from lha rt.ru at indei wf Carirrou, llumo, cltakLliT, Siwo lra!loa, la. plaiiiu. and luuet ih. SiDaic a. tare, and chck. muy tandci SuhHoea rainine, aci: kaurtioa. Kidney Coninlaii .11 lim.ri.u mel It. Of- nt bv m.il. -i nr rua a, TIME. Newton, 111. From 1863 to 18S5 about 22 years I suffered with rheu was cured by the use of T. C. DODD. JACOBS OIL DID IT." q a a 7 sstsssssss ilsssal ll it 1 It tkr hrisiC..anl. UIafnttJ nhnvr4lM)ofntr- PA . A.lo rwmj naU" anJ P O f 5 V'Qt" or tUmm work and gat Talmiur"' 111iiratl Bi'r.i hj Kltt-.L. HISTORIC AlpUB. CC.Phila. Pa. in tmy ot in ituciuuou, id l c.ii.n ami icq leet m rAk Of Pure Cod Liver Oi! and HYPOFHOSFHiTES of Limo and Soda Is endorsed nn1 prescribed by lrrtin phyaiclaaa because botn the Cut Unr Oil nd Ulpphanphllra lire the reonlsed gents In tne curs or tfenjumutien. It is iatble as mllktr Scott's Emais.cn t m icaHderftU Jt lemt I'rodurrr. It is Ml jhm emav ror CONSOMPTION, Scrofnla, Bronchitis, Wastinir Dis eases, Chronic Coughs and Colds. ask tor Boott s Lmuislon nnd take no otber. Headache Is the disorder most complained ot ow-ardaVs, and against which the itreatei number of the so-cal.ed home remedies are ap piled. In most cases, however, they are not Ihi proper remedies, because most people are lg norant of tbe true character of the numeroui causes of the disorder. And yet It Is a verj simple matter indeed. In nine cases nut of tei h-adache is produced by a disordered stomad and O'n-eqnent imperfect circulation of I Hi bood which causes a oniiKCStiou In the head The physicians therefore call it gastric head ache, while It is more commonly known as sick heartache. It appears In different forms Sometimes It occurs as a dull pain In the fore head, airalu as a sharp acute pain, then arali as a feeling of general oppression, and Anally I violent throbbing of the arteries against tin temples. In most ot these cases cold fret ant f eneial languor are added to the otiisrsunp oms. The last mentioned svioptoms parucu larly are an Infallible guide to the cause. N alCKness, no Indisposition can be tlioronglil cured unless the treatment be directed towaidi eradicating the root ol the evil. In this ran the dlsordeird or overloaded stomach and liver which are the source of the headache, mu.t tx recultted and put Into a round Condition. Foi this purpose lucre is no more effective remeil) aud nou, that is better adapted to pro. more the general health than the St. Ber nrd Vegetable Puis, so-cal ed after tht noble order of Benedictines, whose member! have rendered such meat services to the sclenoa of medicine i articularlv In the use of herbs These pills are made of medlcln tl herbs of tht Alps, They actas a mild laxative, a neutral U Ing alterant and a blood puntier, promoting healthy circu at.on. Tliev c.iue the clogving of blood In the veins to d:aipear, and in tin) way remove the pressure on the blood e.aeli of the brain, which aie tb- direct cause of thv Indisposition known as hiaiiaclie. A slngK dose of St. Bernard Cegetable Pills will therefoi alleviate It and cure it Completely la a short time. To be bad of every first class drugitltt if your dntgg sts haveu t them, send 'e to "M Bernard" BoI24W. New Yor City, and yoi will receive same post paid or return mall. IP s ANAKESI9 gives In stant relief and Is as INFALLIBLE CTKI forriLES. Prices 1; a' drui:gi.s(s', or by mail rjaniples irce. Address Aiiakesis.'; ho -4ia New York Cltv. 111111 CLOTHJHf x x NTER.A R.SPAUt X f Iporaturo. hAl by Uwding merchaut mpitoctp dti t- IUnstrated vn a:nue m l--d irro jn awl catton to Hartlcrf.sld Fabric . Troy, N. If H anta . II. .1. mat. . 11 ml V ft V , t 1 1 lit lf tl ITI- mm o6 fi.anv"' eVT" LADIES 60R BOYS H75. ..M. ros , W. L, DOUGLAS S3 SHOE CE NTLEMEN. The BEST SHOE in tie World for tht Money. OENTI.ESI rN and I.AIIK, aava tii dot laia bj wearing w. L. Doua Us anoea. TDay meet wanu ot ail rla.ne, and am ihe most etxinjmlcal foot'wr ever ottered ror the money. Bewara ol dealers who onVr other makes, a, beius juat aa food, and ba aure you have W. U Douglaa ahoaa, witn name and prb- aiamped on bottom. vi . Ls Deuglaa, Brockton, Haas. irlilKESUM'BSTITDTI!. Jl laalat oa local advertised dealers niijplyi ion. SICK Wux, UsttTooi, wawtrnxD mortal f wll atKl keep welL. Hewxifa Hp tolla how UrU a wr. StaJT lle dHf Dr. J. H. U V E. lulucr. BinTaio, W. T. PATENTS j W. T. Hlnfrm' U'a.klnilo. D. O. mm HEADACHE Ventilated x x x ii s
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