-3i-' f: THE COfiPag MGV.tJi .nd th Story 6f It Sent F6iir Victim to Hanj. Law reports of tho slxlearith Jind levenleenth centuries" contain numer ous reference to supernatural oceur snres in the court and on the ec-xiloli. One of the most rera;irkal!e rocor.U of this kind is conneet-d with a miirr trial which tolt plai.-e in !n?ianJ early in the rein of the first Charlft-i. Sir John Maynard, one o; the first lawyers of the century, is t'.ia author ity for the nupernatural event of the trial, and in his quaint prefaca to his notes he says he "thought eaoi to re port the evidence which ra.s riven, which many did hear that the memory thereof misrht not ba l03t by mia sarriaye of paper otherwUa." One Johan Korkett, a farmer's wife, had .lied, and at the coroner's 'ques svidence was given provin? that the foman 9 throat had been cut from ear o ear. At first the jury favored erdict of felo de se, and the boJy was .uterred. But rumors became general oointing to foul play, and the body was ixQumea. Ihirty days after the death the jury assembled befo:-e the body and four suspected persons were brought in The only evidence ajainst the prison era was that they hud slept in an ad joining: room and that no one had passed through that room; "therefore, if aba did not murder herself, they must be the murderers." What took place at the remarkable post-mortem inquiry may best be described in the words of a witness at the subsequent trial, who was described as ' 'an an cient and grave person, minister to the parish where this murder was commit ted." This estimable gentleman said "They the prisoners did touch the dead body, whereupon the brow of the dead, which was before a livid color, began to have dew of gentle sweat arise upon it, which increased by decrees till the sweat ran down in drops upon the face; the brow turned and changed to a lively color, and the dead opened and hut one of her eyes and shut it again, which she did three several times. Due uuewise tnrust out the ring or marriage finger three times and pulled It in again, and the finder dropped blood on tho ground." Naturally enough such remarkable evidence as this was received with some suspicion by the court, although the witness, to again quote Sir John MaynarJ, "was a reverend person, about 70 years of age, as ctmld be guessed. His testimony was delivered gravely and temperately, but to the great admiration of the auditory Ample confirmation of an obviously impartial character, was, however, forthcoming, and tho "admiration" changed to horror, so much so that the prisoners were convicted and two of them suffered death at the hand of the common hangmnn. Neither o tae victims, one of whom was an aged woman, could ever be prevailed upon .0 confess any complicity in the crime. A DREAM DID IT. How a Murderer Was Caught and Convicted. In 1751 an Irish murderer was con victed largely upon dream evidence. A Waterford publican named Kogers dreamed one night that he saw a man murder another man on a green spot on the summit of au adjoining moun tain. He was able next day to de scribe both men with perfect accuracy and did so to many of his friends. One of the men was exceptionally strong. tne otner weak and puny, but it w. s the latter who, in the vision committed the murder. Kodgers persuaded the parish priest to accompany him to the spot, which he found without difficulty but there seemed to be no truces of murder or struggle. Hence Rogers got rather laughed at Next day how ever two men entered the saloon, and Mrs. Bodgers at once recognized them from her husband's description as the heroes in the vision. Much alarmed, he fetched her husband, who was also certain they were the two men. When they rose to leave Rogers begged the one he expected to be murdered to re main, but without avail. He nearly fainted with fright after the men had left, and finally persuaded a neighbor to accompany him to the green spot on the hill, where sure enough, the tragedy of the dream had taken place In reality. The murderer was tracked and caught and Rogers was the principal witness. Hi recital of his dream was so vivid that the prisioner at once con fessed, adding that he killed his com panion exactly as foretold in the dream. The weapon used was a knife, and as eight stabs were seen by Rogers in his vision, so the murderer admitted that he drove his knife up to the hand le in his companion's body exactly that number of times. Another Cats of Predestination, A few hours before the engagement at Dandriduo, Tenn., two members of the First Wisconsin cavalry had a warm dispute over the matter of fore ordination. One of them stoutly maintained that the time and place of every man's death are appointed be forehand. W ith equal ferver the other trooper maintained that the belief in foreordi nation is the greatest nonsense imaginable. Soon after the engagement opened and the regiment .which had been fighting on foot was "forced to beat a hasty retreat, and the believer in foreordinalion and his opponent in the recent debate were two of the most nimble runners among the Union troops. They happened to meet when the pursuit ceased. The man who had condemned the theory of foreordination thought he bad a good joke on the other. "Look here, Charley," ho said. "11 the time of your death is foreor dained, what makes you run?" Well, you see." was tho reply, "it was foreordained that I should run, and run like tho devil too." Mil waukee Evening Wisconsin. Politenesi vs. Policy. Lawyer (entering cell): "How are you feeling this morning ?" Murderess: "Very well, lh.u.k you." Lawyer (furiously): "Very well? What the deuce do you mean by having such brutal, rugged, good health when you know that your life depends on your delicate condition?" A Lucky Prisoner. "Old Lawyer: "I can not take your sua. Circumstantial evidence U M) strong against you that it will be im possible to prove your innocenoo." Prisoner: But I am not innocent I ajn guilty." "Oh! Then aaytft I U dear you," . mi ii ..igwitBagifeawg CATCHINQ A OfcEft. A Boy Who Tackled a Pretty Bid Job. It was my ambition when a boy to faich eotne djes in winter when the now w:ia deep, and without injury to put them in a park and raise some fawns. One d.iy. with my brother and a three-months-old pup. I went to the hills to catch a doe. From the top of the hills, wh;re was a deer yard, we soon started a deer, but could not overtake it until it reached the river. The stream bad been high from a I frn7n ni'l with Kma (nnttaa t I , ... It had suddenly fallen, leaving the middle free from lea, with a strip several yards wide adhering to the banks but a foot or more above the water. The deer was discovered lying oa the bank and under the ice nicely hidden. I prepared to cross the river and break down the ice above the deer by jumping upon it, and. as the ice fell, to catch the deer about the neck and hold ber until my brother could fasten a birch with' about her neck. Thus I did, but my doe was a full grown buck, his horns had dropped off tsorae time before. A I caught him about the neck he took me out into the middle of ttie stream. It was as full of rocks and boulders as could be, with plenty of water rushing between. Dur ing our short journey together the deer and I were in all possible positions, and what with the cold water, the bumps on tho rocks and kicking re ceived, I was never more bruised nor more angry in mv life. But I held the buck; and my brother put on the withe. We then got the deer to a smooth place on the bank, and holding on to the withe let him go. The deer gave i jump high iuto the air, fell on his back, putting his bind feet into the loop about his neck did his best to break the loop. Not succeeding he rot up, and we led him quietly toward Lome. Several timet on the way he cropped buds from the bushes; but ufler a few days, in spite of the great est care, he died, and as we said, from homesickness. But if he bruised himsolf as badly as he did me, his death might well be attributed to an other cause. Forest and Stream. The Jag wsj Replenished. m a village not far from Boston there were three old cronies who had outlived their credit, but not their ap petites. They were going on a fish ing excursion one day. and they took a gallon jug along for rum. When they came to pool their assets they could not raise enougn for even a pint of the longed-for fire water. This was a dilemma. They scratched their heads in dismay until one of them scratched out an idea. Snatching up the jug, he ran to the pump and filled it about half full of water, and then marched into the store and called for half a gallon of Medford rum. The boy filled the measure and the man held the jug. When the two Quarts were in the boy asked for his monev. and was told to charge it. J. his was refused, and a few high words ensued, when the angry purchaser said, "Very well, take the rum out, then, but be dashed careful that you do not take more th;in you put in." The boy measure, out the two quarts, and the man, with a half gallon of half-and- half, marched triumphantly back to his trembling companions. Burial Honnda Mr. Reynolds has recently complet ed the investigation of a burial mound in Georgia, located on a bend of the Savannah about three miles from Sil ver Bluff. Its contents stamp it as one of the most remarkable yet opened. They consist of human crania, pottery, copper implements and ornaments, galenite pipes, stone implements, pearl and shell beads and textile fabrics. The crania were in fragments and in xn advanced stage of decay. The pottery consisted of twenty hree pots ranging in size from small larrow-neck jars to large urns of a apacity of some sixteen gallons. Some of these were elaborately decorated with stamped patterns. 1 here were four celts of hammered copper. Ihe value and importance of these were indicated by the fact that they had been wrapped in cloth and incused in bark. There were also thin plates of copper with figures in relief similar in type to the Etowah mound species. They were much broken and so brittle that they could scarcely be hxndled. Sufficient traces only of the textile fabrics were preserved by contact with the copper to determine their gen eral character. Eleven pipes, carved to represent human and animal figures, were taken from the mound. Many stone implements of the usual type, such as spear-beads, celts, chisels, etc., were found. The Tare Claasss of Community. There are but three classes of men in every community, the retrograde. the stationary and the progressive. The first two have little or no regard for the newspaper and Its influence, and read it simply to see what is go ing on, but who could fold their arms and see it die with utmost campla- cency, leaving the progressive class the only real sufferers. The retrograde and stationary classes ot every com munity are generally the critics of the newspapers, and as Steele says: "Of all mortals a critlo is tne silliest," for by inuring himself to examine every thing, whether of consequence or not. he never looks on anything but with a design of passing sentence upon it- The Enfant Terribla This really occurred three days ago in this city, says tho Pittsburg Dis patch. A lady from Chicago was visiting the fiimily, and it so happened, owing to a chapter of accidents, that the lady of the house met her guest for the first time at the dinner table. The hostess is partial to powder, and in the eve ning increases her natural pallor with its assistance. After the conventional embrace the lady from Chicago said: "You must have had a very tiring day. Airs. Blank." 'Yes, Indeed, I have, dear, ana I ,sel very fatigued." "Yes I never saw you look so pale before." "Oh, that's powder," broke In the 6-year-old enfant terrible. Miss Nellie, who had not been a spectator In ber riage ia lighting up a candle to onr de mother's boudoir for nothing. leota, and never fails to make na to be Gunpowder could not have :lod4 with mater ioroe. i ftOC'EWri WiXTEift GAltDE? Tbit cranga gardens of t!-.e Shett el of Warn 1 e abont a mile or so ouis'di the city of Tacgier. If the wandrer who hdpiicnsto stroll that way beguiled ! T the deliEhts of winter sunsmne, chun-es to bo fresh from the huertas of Valencia or the troves of Seville, his first impression will be that it is the most de olateand ueglected-looliing 6pot his evex have over rested on. Yet it is well worth his while to enter, if only to learn how not to do it au art fully understood in this country, which. though blessed with a soil bo fertile that a few seeds thrust into the ground ind left to do their worst return tlionsindfol J into the hand of the sower, is as yet a trrra incognita to jaost of the world. But not long since a too-curious tiller of the 6oil bad his eyes put out for discovering the pres ence of a valuable mineral, and there fore it may be inferred that the encour agement given to agriculturists in Morocco is but small. Nobody, how ever, appears to have been diL-cini? in the Shereef's garden, for the tangle of wild flowers looks as if it Lad not been disturbed for many a long year. Tall clusters of white narcissus and pule. Fronted ionqciils rear their beau tiful heads in rare profusion, yello nasturtiums, lemon-colored oxalis. great red mallows, all the spring flowers which with us at home require careful cultivation, are wild here, and flourish well under the shade of the orange trees, whose golden fruit keeps dropping down at your feet in a fashion which constantly tempts yon k break the eighth Commandment on this lovely hot winter afternoon. The Arab boy who is silently following you down the walKs, wnich are hedged in outside by prickly pear and climbing geraniuma. and who appears to be the only person in charge of the domain, will give yon leave to eat the fruit if you ofler him a copper; and, bearing in mind the great ness of the temptation, perhaps the sin of yielding to it may be forgiven. The owner of the place will not catch yon, lor be is being driven along by the sea shore in the only carriage in the place. with two blacK slaves and a "saint in attendance, it may be mentioned that the iShereef s name ia known in Europe through bis marriage with an English' woman, he leing the head of the Ma hommedan religion in Morocco, and possessing an influence as great as that of the Snltan of the country, whose rival be is. The remains of certain autumn fruits and vegetables in one corner near a well show that some faint attempt at culti vation has been made in that particular spot, and, after noting a pomegranate bush or two and a tangle of large white (Jape jnsuiiue, you wander back to the sands once more, wishing, perchance that it all belonged to you, so that von might turn in half a dozen Kutrliwh gardeners, anil show these strange fan atics what their country would produce under more favorable conditions. II you turn your faoe towards the town and stroll along the sea-shore till you come to a steep lane leading up the hillside, you can, however, see for yourself what has already been done in this respect by those ho have carried out the idea which has entered vonr mind. The highways as well as the bve-WHys 01 Aloroccoareillsme ling and nnsavory, As you climb up the steep lane alluded to, you pass by habitations which can only be described as the foulest of dens, and side by side with these is a pictu resque . newly built-.Moorish house belonging to some one of the Euro peans inhabiting the city one soon trots accustomed to such incongruities here. When you reach the top, and, passing by the Arab cemetery, waik along a mnch trodden, but uneven and st ny way, till yon come to an ancieut gateway, yon will hnd it hoxpitably c pen, and, as yon enter, a notice iu litrge letters requests you to keep to the paths, and not to touch either fruit or flowers. Otherwise yon are free to wander where you will, and yon soon become loBt in admiration of the beauty and luxuriance of the scene before you. Shady walks, walled in by box trees, where no ray of sun can penetrate, flower gardens, already gay with roses and heliotrope, fairy-like masses of maiden hair growing in pots of quaint device, hnge eucalyptus trees, flowering shrubs of unfamiliar aspect, orange and lemon trees luden with golden fruit in truth an enchanted garden, even in mid-winter, and the sight of it now begets an intense longing to see it some few months later, when the gontle breath of spring shall have done its perfect work, for it must then be very Paradise. As we retrace our steps through the gateway, and follow the windings of the lane a little further, we light upon an other green oasis, of a different charac ter from either of the preceding, but in teresting from the number of large date palms therein, and also from the copa or Moorish bouse,at the end of it In a large age hard by are two little monkeys caught, probably, in the interior, who rush up with intense delight to the Arab gardener, who opens their door and plays with them now and then. But the shadows are growing long, and there is only just time to accept the invitation of one of the gardeners, who wishes to show us his own little olace close by. A look through his gateway discloses a few olive trees, some cacti, a tangle of weeds, two or three tall aloes; yet the owner evidently looks npon his estate as a valuable and much-to-be-envied possession, living there in his straw but, in company with his mule, in complete Content. The road homewards leads past the different European Legations, over whnln waila are glimpses of well-kept flower beds and overshadowing trees, whose outlines are becoming somewhat ghostly in the short twilight; while the chill of sunset warns the the pedestrian that at this hour he had better hasten homewards. SPAIN. THK WOKK OF TIME'S SICKLE. "Ugh!" said the Indian, in disgust. "What's the matter. Swallow-tail?" asked the agent "Big Injun ouase 'white man four mile. Want scalp. Catch white man. Ugh! white man bald." Oxkorthe other. Cleverton Not long ago I made an agreement with a friend to ex rcise an hour a day for a year at t ie gymnasium. I'll be hanged if it wasn't destroyed by fire lour nlht''1 Pashaway Ah aht Which one of you burned US"' A MODERN IMPROVEMENT.-'TTow'a this. Dauber? You've pouted Father Time with a mowing machine instead of a scythe?" "That's all right. We artists of ih modern school keep up with inventive progress. " Questionable polish. Warden One prisoner we received to-dav Is said by the inspector to be an old offender: yes he soeins to be a polished Gentle man." Turnkey "I know him well; he has been ironed enough times to account for bis polish." Their godfathers to blame. "Thers is one thins I don't like about the attaches of the Russian legation something I don't think la consistent ' with good breeding. "What Is that?" "They are forever calling one another hard names." ArrxcTATioN in any part of our car- aa nonce ot, either as wanting mm) wanting sincerity. Xoct. ' IFarent'And you dare to tell me jotl kissed that young Hankinson last eve ning?" weeping rughter "Tea, but the mean yning jL-aiveil uiv mo Shk agreed with him. Father (coming in upon them at 1L30) "Jen nie, don't you think it's time to go to bed?" Daughter "Why yes, papa, what on earth keeps you up so late?" Not to be changed. "I can't change my mind," said Chappie. "I might have kmwa that." retorted his exasrerated partner. "There Is no lower denomination in minds than yours." It was a crusher. Sympathetic Cousin "Yes it must have been a ter rible dissapointment when Mis Oolding refused you." Jack Van BroVeu "It was a crush er. I felt exactly as though I had bee i sentenced to bard labjr for life." The blackened teeth of the Ma'ays against it. Dr Pierce's Pleas- tnat we aro mateJ witn a Snarley And Siamese are not produced, as has r IT t, " U 4. I Yow, or set down by the aide ot a hu- been supposed heretofore, by coating ant diets nave a better way. man stromboli, or a never cooling gey them with a mixture of betel and lime, 1 They do just what is needed ' we ought in common sense to make uui Dy running tne teeiu witn a pasre- made from charred cocoanut kernels.. f his is carefully applied to the teeth .gain ana again, uum a maca varuiau MIa li.a urMtA 1 1ides the white. j HFE. Mrs. tC'ONOMY IN HIGH Foruudred "We must retrench on our I expenses this year, my dear." 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CURES THK WORST PAINS In from one to twenty minutes. Not oi.e hour niter reading this advertisement need any oue Sl'rr'liK WITH iA!N. No matter how violent or excruciating the pain the Rheumatic, bedridden. Infirm, Crip pled, Nervous. Neuralgic or prostrated wttli disease may suffer, Had ay's heady heller will afford Instant ease. INTKRNALLY, a half to a teaspoon ful to half a tumbler of water wilt In a few minutes cure Crami.9, Spasms, Sour Stomach. Nausea. Vomttluif, Heart buru. Nervousness, Sleepless nens.Mrk Headache, IX.irrhOba, Colle, Flatu lency aud ail internal paiua. ftOc Per Bottle. gold by DrugffWta. D ADWAY'S II PILLS. An Excellent av4 4lld Cathartic. Purely vegetable. Tbe mfrst and best Diediclne Id the world for the cure ol all disorders ul the IJver. Stomach or 1 towel. Taken accord inn to directions they will re store health and renew vitality. Price. V. a box. Sold by all druggists or mailed by K YDWAY & CO , 3i Warren Street, New York, on receipt of price. ELY'S CREAM HALM Applied Into Nostril Is aulckly Absorbed, Cleanses the Head. Heals :be Sores and Cures CATARRH Kestores Taste and smell, 7 quickly Relieves com In UrueirNis n ead and Headache. oc. at ELY BKOS. 66 Warren St.. N. i. FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been tined by mothers for their children while Tcethlmr for oer Fifty Year. It flootti the chflrl, soften the puma, allays all fiuin. cures w?nd colic, and ia th beat rumoilv fur diarrhtea. Twno-lfe Tenia a Bottle. SICK Weak. Ncbtocs. WarrcmD mortal irc well ami keep well. Health Hffr tolls how. M cu. a rear. Sample ooor re. Dr. J. H. t VE. Editor, Buffalo, W. Y. -Jinny .TTowsnhnll tie to the wicked." P IJ t H'ANOKi Positive cure. Nervous a Physical De .lllty. Mental Di'iirraMn. Lack ol Confidence, Plr;i ..tlou Hart.Weak Memory, etc. by mall. 9:1 one mo. restmenr. Dr. liunlevy treatlee (sealed) free. Ijch r Mfw 11 1:0., in ffsjIunKt o Ave, acranton.Pa $10O per month and expense to sell Unrsery Stock. Hustlers wanted law. O. P.UMtx.8yToua.M.Y. PATENTS? VY. T. Mtwerald. V hlmtaej, It. C. V-ase boo a free. Dr. Bowsted's PEJINYBOYflLills SAFE. SURE and RELIABLE. sent by mail, rrurelT mled. Price, tl.OC. Addraia, a,H,lilljr, Pa BOWsTEO, 208 K. second Stre, Phdadalphla, Fa. HUMOROUS. A COMPREHENSIVE TERM. Small Boy "What Is an egotist?" Big Man -Ona who talks about bimoelf while you are aching to talk about youi self." Akd LASniNOS of it. "I should thick poor reckt would be road to Hnd bimsrlf tied for life to such a virago." Yes, he's lathed to a perfect Fury. Enforced abstinence. "Do you ulay the banjo?'' "Not when there are any people around," 'Why not?" "Th y won't let me." -Relieved by the Ftrat Don." Meaosville, Tens.. April 10, 1390. I am ender many obi lirit ions to you for send ing me the sample bottle ol rloraplezlntt. it did me more ro"d than any medicine 1 ever aw. I would take to have a large bottle, and and I sine T-ly be t to that it will do all that von recommend It do. The nrt dose relieved ine. and I am so much betu-r than I wai. Mi t. AKX9TROXO). Flornplrr.lon Is the sneeity and permanent cure for Sick Headache. Indigestion. Uvspep sla. Biliousness, Liver Complaint. Nervous La bility and Consumption. It is the only sure cure for the e complaints. Ask your druggist tjt It, and jret well. Not groutt isotoh.- Cumao ! tliluk I will become literary critic" i angle "lou can't I You have not got the dyspepsia." Just suitxd dim. Charlie "Cloth covered books a e too common, don't you know. Now the binding ot that book just suits me." Amy "What la it. Mr. Pappy - calf?" Repartee. "I'm on to you," said the drop-of ink to the blotter, in a tone of cobsiJer.ible a.peritv.- "O17 up," repLed the blotter, savagely. fi I I THREE ARftOWe. tovt k. LrmiAmt. Once on a dav, no poets sav. Love took .'he flliet from his eyes And mlml ( free, hi arrows thre He ho. them straight Into tdj skies. On e arrow lay. tbe poets say. lxvp In ts waters, year-t and years. And in re It shone like precious stone, But with tbe light of many tears One arrow fell the poets tell. And lav deep tiil ilironph sun ana storm. So It grew old and shar and cold. And chilled the hearts that once were warm. The last one lies where Love's dim eyes Had gazed that day so long ago. And poets say it took tne w it That none be&tdos the angels know. Jf. a-Homestead. A SOFT AXSWEK. The soft answer tnrneth away wrath, and the meek of spirit inherit where the rTnTZLrctunpi- ness in married life in all home life, indeed than the snappy auswer to the b . word lf FtttJJ M(i B cros8.cnt ! Fortune have decreed between them the best of our bad bargain, and to slip round the pointed angles which we can not rub down into smooth planes, lf we are bent on giving onr tit for that other's bit, and letting loose a savage Uolan.l to meet an exa-iperating Oliver-, we shall never come to good ends, and never know the blessing of domestio peace. The gentle acceptance of injus tio which iq a nation wonld be self destruction is in a honsemate general preservation. The soft answer, which with a body of men wonld encourage insubordination and send tbe whole affair to rnin, in the home makes only for tbe better accord of elsewise jar rirg notes and the better fitting in of elsewise misfitting bits. The "Angel of the House" is always the peacemaker because of her gentleness. She uses the soft answer and not the Lard snap; and when other are sore and rasped, takes care to apply anodynes, not ir ritanta, after the manner of so many. The soft answer is often the niea-ure of a woman's wisdom. She may not be of good in active counsel she may not have the initiative which belongs to energy and courage: but if she has the wisdom of gentleness and the power to keep silent when provoked, she is in very deed and truth wise and bleased anion e her sex. She who has this power brings the whole Temple of Con cord tumbling to the ground. Do we know them, those tart-tempered, sharp tongned, porciipine-qnllled creatures, who never let an occasion pass when they might, if they would, bring the blessing of peace by silence or sweeter soothing, and do instead make bad into worse by their bitter words and sharp retorts? Say what yon will to them in the hours when yon think to find them unruffled and amenable to reason say what you will by way of counsel and exhortation the next time the same circumstance occurs so will they use the same method of angry word; and the soft answer that would have tnrned away wrath is as little to be found as last year's snows. Such a woman calls her brnsque un wisdom, having a proper spirit, and when remonstrated with, asks, dia dainfully if she is to be a slave and a crushed creature? In all probability she is a Christian by convicti. n, anil would be utterly abashed if told that she was a traitress to her creed. It is only when she is called on to put the Christian precepts into practice that she fails so signally that the crooked temper bIiows Itself so far stronger than the sweet saintliness of her creed that what she was eojoined to do by the Master Himself she refuses to do at the bidding of pride and anger. Of what use is it to fly into a rage when things go wrong? Human beings are fallible at the best; and even ma chines, like sewing-machines, watches, and typewriters, get into that state which many call "ont of temper." Much more so then the machines of flesh and blood and nerves and all the rest of it called men and women! I3ut where is the good of that outbreak of anger? And suppose Betty and Molly fire back in return? More thau tho original deficit falls then on the ex chequer of peace, and perhaps what gen tleness would have nullified into a mere breath becomes a living blizzard that desolates and devastates all whereby it passes. The "soft answer" stands for more than itself. It stauda for all the sweetness of woman and all tho gentle ness 01 man ana without this sweet ness, this gentleness, the world mnnt go back to barbarism, and the brute man become once more the normal tvpe of the raee. Appealed to ni9 selfishness. Mrs. Cobwigger "However did you induce your husbaud to tret that nice electric motor to run vour machine?" Airs, x ounghtisbtnd "I told him it would rocK th cradle as well." Strained relations "You are related to her by marriage, are you not?"' I'rigiday "No; I'm her trother refusal." by A wanderer. "I am a wanderer on the face ot the globe," he said with a sigh. "Your crime must have been a bad one" "Yea. ma'am; but some bodv his imt to paint signs of Smith s soap along the uignways ana oyways. ' NOMENCLATTTRE ONLY AT FAULT: Husband (just marrlei) "You want to know what I like best? Of all things 1 uae uver uump.ings, sauer-kraut and Lloodpuddin?." Wife Oh, for shame, Adolphl So prosaic and common.' "Can I help it it such divJne-tastintr things have prosaic names?" The sarcastic conductor. "'I'll have to ask fare for him ma'arn.' said the conductor as he went through tbe ailwiy train. 4 That little fel'ow?" "YeVm." "Why, he Is only in his childhood, air." "Is he," luqulr d tie conductor, thoughtfully. "First or second ma'am?" What hunger can do. Mrs. Knickerb cker "There wai a p Jice taa 1 In the kitchen couitluz our celv old cook." 14 Mr. Knickerbockpr What! "Whv she is sixty years old, and as n;ly as a crazy quilt. Wei', that policoa.an roust have been hungry for a fdCt." A purely business motive. Mr. tozler Hope. 'May I m y I speak m juui liitner, .01131 v;oier ' Miss Vera Cole ' It :s useless, Hope I can never be jour wifj. Mr. m.t. Lozier Hope-"Excuse rue, I wish to sneak to him about dollars he borrowet of me week before last. Im getting a little nervous about Herodotus, the celebrAtPd r: torlan, is call-d the Father of History. Suicide in hotels has come to be a great evil. Pkidb BXanlres verv coat It fru, keeper's Happiness. To study n ankind ia not lcrr,, hate them; so far from a malevolent end, it ia learning to. bear and live tail j with them. This is the Season la which to purify and nrlch the blood, re store the lost appetite, and build up the nerves, as the system is now especially susceptible to benefit from medicine. The peculiar medicinal merit of, and the wonderful cures by. Hood's Sanuparilla have made it the most popular spring medicine. It cures scrofula, salt rheu m aud a. I humors, biliousness, dyspepsia, head ache, kidney and liver complaints, caUrrh, and all affections caused or promoted by low state of the system or Impure blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla "When my boy was two years old be was attacked and suffered a long time with scrofula sores. The physician at length told us to give him Hood's Sarsaoarllla, which we did. Two bot tles cured blm. lie tsnow 10 years old and baa cot had any sign of scrofula since. We recom mend Hood'a Sarsaparilla." Mas.E.C. Clippeb 8 Kidder Street, Cleveland, Ohio. Hood's Sarsaparilla I recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla as the best spring or fall medicine ever known. I was troubled with that tired fe-llng. particularly In the morning. Hood's Sarsaparilla gave me strength and ni.nle me feel well." Alex. Oehler, 6i!4 West Cross Street, B iltlmore, Md. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists, tl. six for 15. Prepared I Sold by all druggists. $1 : six fr ... Px pi ed only Uy C. I. HOOD St CO., Lowell, Mass. I only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. IOO IfOMC One Dollar. lOO Onaeg One Dnllwr. Beat Cough Medicine. 11 ol fails. Pleasant and arrreeable to the mere a" emo ..w... - taste. Children take it wunout DOWN WITH HIGH PRICES. WII T not hay 1 kind lathe rricc as WONDERFUL LUBURG CHAIR C'ombln m rooafnll I ' w IU 1 1 Tts BO'OCRrttL I I XX. world, and ff- C Over 1.O0O Articles I, I T J f j ' V.A 1 I , . - . ., , l . C-'Evr I Combine, m roon-fall s. P'fcr3J of 4 hair ia one, bemdes ttt&kinga Lonnco. Ued, Invalid typltanec Uf iisotsv atm. Knurr Chair. Write &t once for the LUBURC MANUFACTURING CO. Philadelphia. Pa. THE LUBURG MANUFACTURING CO., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Kept. A 103, No. 391, 323 3S5 North Mb Mreet. CHICHESTER'S EHQLISH. THE LlMir.irL AND Cf NIIINI buxcw with r.liif rlt-Noo. Takr mo l4lie. Ml Uructnit Ibr VAtetr 0 All pill in Ptvs4rbonl Uxm, pink wrpir. vrr dNnrnai -nte-rlVIt. At Orn(:it or fnd v !. in trp tor puteir, mHir-uBt-i-. d "Kt-llff far lll' in (ctr, bj rrt-rn UmIL iVuU by (til I rml irtsffl4' 'When slovens gel sflV never tired of Two servants in two 0 r- m But differently their daily labor felt ; . Jaded and weary of her life was one, Always at work, and yet 'twas never done. The other walked out nightly -with her beau, But then she cleaned house with SAPOLIO. PAINLESS. ....... EFFECTUAL Ad VX OM m Iff VA Doss Id m m Brim N Mmai Worth a Cuinea a Box. FOR ALL D1L10USNERV0US! DISORDERS, is Sick Headache.j Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, LonsuDauon. ; Disordered Liver, &c. Arousing with the ltOMl)iiil of 'iieaim the Hole Fliiral( ' Eliorsv ot the human frame. Beecham s Pills, taken at, directed, will quickly RESTORE) tftttALtS to complete health. SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS. Price 25 cents Der Box. Prr. donlvhvTllfYi nrrr-liaa. I St. HfllfPl lnrihlra I ri0 ami . ft. F. AI.I.IA is.,1, snt. forth ( I Lni'i-d St.i.s 3u5 :l C.n.l St .N.w York. J no ij uomt arugcisz avs mot Keep themt 11 man tfeermam s f lit on rcce ol uf nrir. I t i tnifuirv prut, mention 1MB paper. SCOTT'S Of Pllrn rrri ! Liver Oil and KYPOPKOSPHITES of Lime and Soda I 18 ondnravl mn . . rhs-.l-12? 'S3 ! I y f -f "wwyri t ntn the rcrCotrnlTM.! : rm -"imiivii sr.mor.io.. It Scrofula. Oraarkit;. bt.. .. ' IS ' vw afcinsr alfl eaes. . rL,.. . 5. . . " ,oa ana 'ae no other, j 1 r- tjt v- That the people appreciate the merit of Osom Sarsaparilla ts shown by the fact that this meJ cine has The Largest Rale of any sarsaparHu or blood purifier In this country. If you A " this ask any honest jobber or retail drnmriu Hood's Sarsaparilla Is to-day on the full txtitn popularity, and has reached that preemiuen by Its own intrinsic undisputed merit. "I take Hood's Sarsaparilla every yearas spring tonic, with most satisfactory results' C. Pakmxlee.su Bridgestreet, Brooklyn N y The Spring Medicine "When I lived In Plqua I was sick a long tuns, from what the doctor said was ague or ouUrii fever. I decided to take iiood's Sarsaparills and it brought mo out all O. K. I take it even spring, and any time my appetite is poorly for Hood' Sarsaparilla, which always do?is good." H. E. Colli8, of Wightman i Colin. 5 Bolivar St., Cleveland. Ohio. The Spring Medicine "I consider Hood's fursa;arllla the best spring medicine, and can truly say u a 'Makes the Weak Strong.' I take it all seasum of the year when needed and would gtve an dollars for a bottle of It, lf I could not get it iw less" Albert A. Jaosow, Uouglastou Li N.Y. Recommended bv Physicians. oojecuon. uy uruftims. from tbe Largest Faeterr of CtlC .Middlemen or OMIL Dr.lers' arata. scmikti.riai or Coach? t - frry description Korkert, A 0. t'auUoKUts. RED CROSS Th .! Rslk. a.K .-4 em.. , MwHit 7iam.)i.a Urani la Kr atui Gaid bi.i L) tkr Llsd. Jt" .u-riwr..i ,.r..,.. vniaiit.ai , Tia'iwM Viutarwa Hdy they polish itie vwitPfft 1 hevci cle&nlng up 0 neighboring houses dwej:, -VASELINE- FOR A 0!llUOOAR Bll.faiwntna jj mU We will drMlTv-r, tree of all ctiartre, to any penoa i the Unit, d Statoa, ail ot ih fuUuvrlug a,rtlcle, ow f11y Htckei: One two-ounrv bottle of rnre Valln, - 10ot One twe-outice hottle of Vawlln e Puiuade. U One jar or TKlfTie Colrl feazn, ----- 1 On? t r k of V.nrtiue CamiAor Ice, - - W One Cake of Taalioe Soap, auicQt, - -Om Catte of Vaaellne Soap. ezQulaltWy ananted.S -On two-uuam bote of White Vaaellue, - fl 10 Or for pottatf etamp any 4na article at the aat On no account ft pervnaded to acoep from pourdritpolat arp VameHne or preparation therefrom 1m IftVlied wttk ir nitn. hreauw) yon witi tr C4niy rr.ve an imitation whirh ka Httl or no t Cifbfwh Mfg. C't., 4 4 tMmte Ht.9 N. . T present) and ruiiv siv dorse Bin II as th onlf fpX'IIIi' fortliceriaxatur0 or tbls disc a.o. O. H.lMiHAIl M.M D Amsterdam, N. Y. vr nu br Ik. Trial Cawlsal Oa. "any years and It na4 Ctivrlmnn.1 bivc-ii iu. Deal 01 saiiv faction. I. B. DYCIIE CO, - I.DinfD, L.I. '-00. Bold oj- trumls. ITS STOPPEDFREE Dr. KLINE S ORKA ,. . NtHVt RESTORER for all Tift nt a s - ;. . .-- Jhr ffervm ATmrttam. Fir -.- IptrAi.untl If thrm u dtr-t(l- fin Fit, 'after trnt itnw' MS. Ti llM miA 92 trial bottle ft t fit pcUlfuU. ihry IMrBFMrCMcbtrrtKm biwhn wi- rma ran.tr. r. O bb1 extirt tMrM of PATNT. ntQUIRES ADDITION OF EQUAL PART Oroil k .1 lLW MJAKING C03T5rvJI Q sCO ATa IN 730 PAPERS Where we have no Agent will arrange with any active Merchant. Im A M.-v . LEWIS' 98 LYE Powdered and Perfumed. (PATENTED.! btrnngrst and purest LyemaJa Makes the best perfumed Hari SoapinminuUfl.'i'iyu' 'toil ing. It is the bout for of tinJ wnter, cleansinu waste pi rlisinfectini; sinks, closets, wail ing bottlos, painU, tivc. et pejjna. salt earo. CO., tin. Aucuts, I'liila.. I PROF. LOISETTE'S NEW MEMORY BOOKS. OHIclwne on two recent Memory System. R'2 khout A rtl let. mil Tabiea of Contents fn rrss only In tboee who send stamped directed etivekt A lno Proanectti. rx8T 1 RF.K at Uxi Lotos tl sf ot Kmr Forgetting. addreM Prut. LulsBTTK, an lrth its.. Hew 'OT'- BAGGY KNEES PoatTtvti.T mvu'i" Ur -lv Fant MrrU'r' Adopted by stuilanti st llu-vaid. Anil., rtt. .nd CoUeKes, alw. bv roteMhHll .a I businei meo SI7" wt.er. ir n. . .... . i . . . . . ... B. i. OKKtLV, 714 W.shlii(Vjn NtrMt. Botloa wii .7 1 sa.v. Jsi 1 1 ra-;j':a "'M K?r! HviM foiomc itci. Diamond BR'HO A w V m Jri TO UATHS VaT ea MUr. IL tcnscalesN of $60 b;?.&haton VBaraBca Tare Beam Vfe N. Y. s tlrs KIDDER 8 Pfl8TlLLES..HiSw L AailXcwn. Ksttt
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