household OlARLOTTR BURSF. 1 P nt of cram whl(iMNl light, $ ouDr of tmtxlis-olvwi In a little li"t milk, whitea uf two ux btn to a stilt fioth, , cup of powiWd Biigvir. Flavor with vanilla. Mix the cr:im, vx 'ti1 gar; flavor an. I twat In Mi elatine ami milk, (it oh mlil lw roll ln-f..ie it n ai! dwi ) Line a mould ilh fponu cake. t'MU'KKN Ci:'t ETTE3. One pound of tiiieiy cUol i ituked chicken; sea son Willi i le , spoonful of pt-ner. j t.ildespoout'ul of salt, i tablespooiiful of liutter; mix witli this 1 ngg and neiiriy lialf a pint of creutn, a little '.fiiitui juire ami J t al ixinful of ouion juiee; l.avt-tlie lioard liIit!y spriuklnl with flue t-Mt-ker crumbs and roll th cri-iaet"i until tliey are shaped in the f.uui of l.tt cylinder; wlien they are all Xir.n tlu t- lisht iml cover the crotjutiUes with It; now li.tve ti e lMianI thii-klv covereil w.th cracker i ruu bs i ml roll Hit i-c-covereU cro ijiieUex in the-e; fry in a croquette bas ket In l.o limf fut until a light brown. Iusteii.1 of rt.-iuii, cl.n ken stock may le usi-tl; HKil, mutton, lamb anil tuikcy may be u-il. I'lIK'KI.N ('KUVl'ErTKS.-OM CUp of colli elm-ken, chuppeil tine; 1 quar ter i u of l uuuilud cracker; 1 leafpoon fu! of corn stjic!', wet up in a little i'm! 1 water; 1 ;.'; 1 tablespoonful of butter; ) a t;'l iepoi nf ul of salt; a good 1'imli ot pfj'per; t.alf a cupful of boil it. ,T water. Mix in need chicken and ii .un s toother In a bi wl w.lli suit and pepper. I'ut t c boiiiiiii water In a i le m s.nuep.iii, aibl the butter and 9et over tl: t.ie. When tliu butter is tnelte.l slii in ti e Wet corn starch, lioil kii'l l:r until it tincke- s. Have the e g I eaU-n 1 ulit. in a b wl nd iour the l.i.t unvtuie u(ou it. lleat well, and mix with the mimed chicken. Let It i.-' t pt ife. t:y col I and make into cro- I :e t ; 1 lected for U ef cr'xpiettes. lint loli tl.ee iu a well-beaten V i u la - i.e kei -crumbs instead ot flour. a:i I fir, few at a time, in a niix tuio li.iif-l.i.'.tei, l:a f l.iv.I, enough t cover tl.eui !;. 1 r.i :i olT every tit op i f tat from each i-uim-ttc as oil take It i p, an I ke p hot tmt.l all are iloce. ei l.i't m.'l at once. I.o p ll. i ill X K-irii I.' ii ,r t:i 1 1:-. Take al 1 i an o " !. i ti r, chop It up, and with :t ab..ir I'mir l-iive upooutuls ol plated btea I a lea;oo!if ul f an chi'vy .-.ime. I iv.i tl'lepoonfuls of in .mi. t'.eju.c.' of a lemon, pepir, Ma.t ;o..l a 111. crated imlmeif. I'ut it i ver t';e t ie -Ml in ike it very hot, turn it on' .in I -i i in the jolk of a l.e.teut'. , en e .1 .', make H into bai.'-, in:-.:, i i . i over v.'h e.', and strew In. el ci i:ih over t' cin, and try Hi. in in f t, ;-!- ti.em iu a lii.-h, atid n.i'ii witli parsley. .ti i t t k i ';; i ki.v. To make jel '.;i.l ci. cUeu . r al, boi! tie meat till it fa 'I- tioia t; e 1 ,iii; ue just Hi little water a-, p - :!!. ; vli-n coal chop It veiy 1:::.-, m .i-oi w ! h epper and sat ji'id a p. i.' :i oi cuii v if you like th;it ; rl i v : . 'I n. mi i ut it iu a mold with a I in'. ! ofh.tr ofed i i Ither I'll ppcd or m.iii!. ll i.l ti e water in which the meat w.isco ked until It is half boiled away; ad I a tahles-pminf ul of gelatine; when It i- i! j ii!cil, anl while still warm, pour over the meat. This will i I re a .y tr u.e tic day alter it is pro- pared. i llOV.U. flinyl "ETTKs. Ttoiist a. plump, tei.der i hii ken. and. w l.tu cool, ' chop the v. !i:te meat as line as possi ble, ti.i n loitn : to a smooth pa-te. cald a brea 1 ai:d remove the smews. l i i' Ptow u in butter, then let it cool, round it to a smooth paste and add 11 to t, e chicken. S- aon to ta-te with pepi er an I salt, and add a we' I beaten egg. Moisten it with rich cieatn, and work into it a teajpi'on f'll of llour b give it consistency. Stir it we.lovi-r ti e t'.ie until .t t conies hot, tlieu i-prea 1 it upon a buttered dish to cool, l oini ti e uuxtri into Cork shaped cpn;uetlcs, aud egg, bread crumb, an 1 liy :i.i ;.i in th.- usual way. Cuut'E'iTrs. v. 'ne i ouad of cold tuikey i t chi Ke:i. half a pouad of bread c:uinl, 1 1 no tt .upconf uls of purs ey, hall a pound of butter, one teaspo. i.f i', of oiuoa, and four eggs. Chop the meat v. ry line, also the herbs, and mix weli t go l. r. Add salt, per, an l pow n-1 mace t t.iste. Ca yenne cpper is 1. iter t ian bla'.'k pep per. A littl.' nutmeg may al-io be ad did to advaut.oje. Ireak two raw eggs, t.f which nuike a soft pmada w ith the bread, butter and a little boil ing wat. r. When cold mix with the meat, lire.ik in two more rav eggs, then add tluec tablespoon!' uls of sweet cream. JI .x tlioroughly, and make up Into any tl a ie y. u prefer little balls r oviit.", or m luntateti of pear. Hip them In law egg. then roll them lit grated Irc.ulcru ul s aui! fry in boiling Urd. IIa.m Ciinnt ETTEi Chop the bam ry tine, and s a-on w ith pepper r iuu5tai Willi u 1:; tlello ir iu band iiiako up small balls and dip in beaten tgr, roll iu eruniM of bread or cracker, and fry to a hgl.t brown iu hot lard. iiASi ni liiiv 1'ir.. Line a plep.i" i h goo.1 ( i-'e. p ea I a pint of ripe i a ptn rr a s oM i t. eciu-t, heaping theiu ui i l.o centre; s; iini.l.- w.th a lr.tle lo.ur and a teacup of sugar, cover with a very lig! t top ci ut, glaze with a thin meringue in i le of a 1 . Ill white of gg and Miar; -et In ti.eovivi one m'.Tiu'.e. Kasimucuky Vim ii.n. Into one quart of g -od vinegar put one quart of tresh risj Pefries for three succes Ive morn im, -i.ia i..; g the vinegar each t line tieloi f adit. ng the l"ri"U berries. Tl.e foiirtli d iv pn -s the ;rc from the berries !u stiamliig it. T. it one pound of loaf sugar to every p'ut of the liquid, aud stir it i n il it is wed ii;s olved. Put up in pint l olt . s and cork tightly. Mured in i. e-a a'.cr this makes a :e iii'iinit su rtner leverage, especially ugr-r l If t rhe sick. S. raw berry viii nar n .iv I.. . i ij in the same man ner. aiad of Mi ng ileitis Trim one pint of very young b an-, put them in a fau. e pav, cover w.tli b.iiliie water, add a te.i- i ul of salt and 1 oil thii !y minutes. V i.eti doae Uraiu an 1 throw them into cold water until xery cold; then dry them with a 5oft towel, cui each bean in four p ecei leagtliwise, arrange them neativ and o'i a sala 1 i ish, cover tie iu with Kicacli dressing, let staud one ho ir ami stive. 7 product , :t o; cyu::ogu diroctlv from atiuo-i.i i r.c nitrogen has beeii luade the sui je. l of luiti er luvestiga t:ou by 1'. Uivnemaa (Jour. Am. l hem. .-oc.), which lead to the con clusion that while c..:i;des and ammo nia may be thus produced experimen tally, there are as yet insuperable d.fti culties iu the way of adapting thoie methods to Industrial purposes. -In experiment in photographing the bottom of a well 1,700 feet deep was recently made and a perfect picluie obtained. The i-struuient was let down, and the ai iment it touched the Uttom a bright Mash lighted up the cavity, revaaiing, a the effect of the explosive shock, a very 1 rge hole. Miss Amity llleecker I'm sure I can't see why woiueu should try to make a mystery of their age. Airs. ildgerly Mor I; especially when ii'i out of tli'-'.r power. FARM NOTES, Too Mrcn Mixed. The farmei semn to waut a little vei jtlimg in bis dairy, and tiw result is lie gets a good deal of nothing. A neighlior of mine bad two cows, one a grade .ler- and tli otl er a grade (iutriisey. The farmer made niorw biitter from tlio.-e two cows than any other two cows in town, but he finally kept the milk separate and the result was that be made two aud one-half more pounds of butter per week than before. My on expeiience led to similar results. We can not have a general purpose cow. The more cows of different varieties, the worce off you are. Better a few of uniform kind. You cannot cross a Jersey with a Holstem and le sure of anything. It depends on other thins. MAnr. Oritur. Begin rlsht; make only Hie b-t; be sure that no syrup not liist-class goes out from jour bush. lo not tap too early; tap with a j-inch bit; use in all large trees two sihiuis to the bucket; use wooden covers to all the buckets, made of one foot square pine boards, painted diflcrent colors on op jiosite sides; these are always turned in gathering, gathering is made much easier. Ite sure to keep every thing veiy clean. Thoroughly rinse all buckeis with warm water after each run. es Icially late in t' e season; tl is iu-un s as good syrup al the la.-t as at tho liist. A little sour sap spoils the Ilav r. The sap should pass through a clot' -strainer into the gathering-tank and nan as it passes info the storage-t ink. i'Ue .lytuu should be strained through' .. ton cloth, nd should be canneil, 11 -unds lo the gallon, while hot. Any ooe whowoiks a good bu-h In this mai.in r will Hot f disappointed. The vork conies iu March and early April, .hen the farm work is not pressing. Hi'BbLiNO Mutton Siikkt. In England no attention is given the p:i duction of wool, though wool !s, of course, one of the natuial p oiluctions from sheep. They use only the large mutton breeds, and hurdle them o:i small plats, using movable hurdli-s. Turnips are crown largely for shfep, ami every Inch of Ihe land is um.'X Quick growing, soiling crops are grow n, and the sheep confined so as tc concen trate the manure on small plats. Iu this manner a s:i all plat can le made to yield a large pi tit, aud this is nude man if i. st bv the fact ih it the l.ngii-h farmer pavs his rent by the use of sheep, aud at the same time keeps his laud m the highest condition of fer tility. An acre of laud mav le induced to yield crops that apparently could Cot bi proi need on such limned s, ace, and under the stimulus of competition and awards many surprises haw lieu nia le the past year. It has been demons! rat ed that, with pioiier cultivation ami the application of feitilizers without l in t, the yield of a measured plat far exceeds the yield of an entire Held. Ai ni.iriy as l'AJO bushe s cf potatoes have ! ti grown on an acre, propoitiouately to area cultivated, and more than "o bushels of corn have also been produc ed. Ai. hough this necessitates a heavy expense, jet thi re has l'en a p.olit iu proHut:on to the t ost. Tl.e met oils adopted in some of the daiir districts of Holland, IKMiinark anil France are such as to allow of large prollts in the f a. e of heavy rents, while iu England the sheep gives a large return on land that rents for more than the cost of a f .riti here. It has been suggested that fi lit growers have 9eci;d marks or lai- i n their fru:t-bcxes, that custoin.TS i lay know who produced the tiult and lroiu whom to buy. In this manner tl.e fruit-gn wer who sends choice fruit to market will not lie dctcndeiit on t! failures of his neighbors to properly a sort their fruit. Merit and prolit should go where they projierly belong. SLOW-gt rminating seeds, such as par sley, carrots and parsnips, should It of the best qu il.ty and should be plant ed tarly, so as lo take advantage of t' e spring rains In order to have the young plants well advance 1 iu growth leioic the drv season comes on. The s. e!s should go iu as soon as the ground i warin. It is said that a coat of boiled lin.-eei oil and ground i harci'iil on any kind of post will prevent Us rottiug. Any goo.: paint will no doult do just a-i weii. The mineral paint are veiy cheap, and a coal ot them on the post lfore it is set in the ground would at le.-.st double its life. It is claimed that laud plaster Is a special fertilizer for cabbages. If this is true there !s no rea on for neglecting such a crop, as plater is a3 clieap as lime, l'laster is excellent for clover and grasse.-, and its u.-e has aivvajs I ecu beneficial conipaic 1 with its cost. Fruits and vegetables are perishable, and some attention should h g.vc.i the t me of harvesting and shipping in order that no delay may occur iu reach ing the market. A few hours on a warm day will niake quite a difference in the appearance of fruit in market. "The man who cannot make farm ing pay would starve to death in a well tided pantry," says a writer. Mow, 1 1 lend, come off. You are a fi.ol or a knave. The man does not live on tht face of the earth that can grow cr q s at a profit at present pi ices. Tretty nearly the only thing in the country that is paying are sheep. W. L. IlAVIs, nine miles southeast of Tolouo, in Crittenden, township, has four acres of coru this ye ir that yield by actual rue.i-uremeut 440 bushels, an average of 110 bushels per acre. The best acre makes l.'o bushels, surpassing any crop ever h urd of In this pait ot Illinois, and .xi eediug ths yield repor Ud from raxton by thirteou bu heW. St'CKEiW around trees grow rapidly, aud do more damage than the bearing crops by trees. They shoul 1 never W allowed to grow more thau to put in an appearance. Keep them down from the start, and the nutriment that would le taken by t.ie suckers will be diverted lo the trees. Early cablmge are of no valus unless very eaily, as ti e early vara ties are in ferior to the la i rhin I . To have them early they must be grow n ou laud that has been heavily m mured, aud the mat ter of getting the land rea ly I efore the time arrives foi li lting out the plants is one that deserves attent'on at present. It is probable that spring woik will begin much s oner than usual this season, as there Is but little frost in the ground, aud plowing can t e doue early if there is not too much rain. It w ill not be safe to plant seed sooner than the usual time, however, as late and unex pected frosts may destroy all the work doue. Thrmiq a Vienua medical journal. Dr. A. Fenykovy advises ti eating In termittent fever with friction along the spine. Many years ajo so many cases of intermittent fever occurred in hU regiment, suctioned in servia, that the quinine supply was failing, when rub bing the back twice daily with simple ointment was ordered lor certain pa tients. The day afterward the usual attack did net appear. The treatment has been frequently employed since, and three-fourths of this physician's cases bare done very well without any quinine at all. fitcrnZy la Sweden a gla composed ot fourteen substances, of which phos phorus and boron are the most impor tant, has bean produced. rCEDINC THE CHILDREN. Op'n'os of La1!rsr Doctors on the i.ut!ect ot Forei for th Lit I ! f Oni. Next to rl a iliuess aud to fresh air there is noth.ng more important in the rearing of chddren of three and over as the proper f'Kl nnd the variety d it. ISabies sre well supplied with gen eral and special diet directions, but it is after the child begins to ran about and talk and ask for what it craves from the general table, that the vigil ance of mothers usually ceases. The little creature has got past its dreaded "second summer.' and of course, the mother reasons, it can pet on very well. Khe then rnns lietween two dangers either feeding the child with every thing on the family table that it cries for, popping a lump of sugar into its mouth, when she wants it to bo quiet and not disturb other jwople, or she gives it a too restricted diet. It saves trouble to settle down on one ironclad rule and feed the child forever on one thing, regardless of the point that chil dren, like everyWly else, crave some little variety in their fixnl, and always enjoy Laving it prettily served up to them. A pretty plate to cat from, a rosy finger bowl standing by, his own mng and spoon all these little matters help the meal along. Dr. Newlin Peirce has taught ns that, so far from all need of care in food being done with when the ghild has cut its teeth, the foods should be provided with eiecial reference to strengthening the teeth, that need ex ercise in their wy as much as any other ot the digestive apparatus. Too much out meal porridge is almost as bad as too little, as the tender little teeth require to le strengthened with exercise upon hard foods. When chil dren are fed too exclusively upon soft foods and spoon foods they loose the advsntages that come from biting iu'o and chewing hard biscuit. Tho late lr. N. Archer Ilandolph recommended oatmeal biscuit leoauc of the sweet ness and pnhihibility which the oaten cake d.Tt-Ioed to the taste by chewing, an entirely different quality from that which is enjoyed in the oatmeal por ridge or xnusti. The child must be taught, however, to chew longand well, an I not to Kilt" large pieces of the biscuit, or the p.vd use of the little grinders will not Ik? called out. lr. I'othergill, the English author ity, who has such especial tenderness and sympathy for the people who have to live iu tonn, in the ixH.k ( repub lished since Lis dentil and prefaced by lr. It. V. Kiehardson i also insists on on a point frequently overlooked, that the starchy foods giveu to children are frequently only half prepircd. Hj dK-s not cons'der a bo led potato fit food for a child, unless it is afterwards baked in a pudding d sit in the oven, to fully cook and break np its starchy cells. "A lolled potato is Raid to le done" in twenty-five minutes, where as the. baked p tnto. iu slower heat, will t ike nearly tw i hours. (If course tho latter has its starch mure grad ually and entirely rooked. Of the danl-crs of the latter way he says: 'Starch that has not been properly Cooked, is not readily dissolved by saliva, but passes o:i 1. to the storunch unchanged to jot.k up the gastric juice (which has no solvent action on starch) and thus embarras es the stomach in its own pro cr work, the digestion ot al buminates." 1'or the same reason of giving a larger preparation to tiie starch i besides hav ing moro nutritive quality in its sub stance i, Fothergill recommends the making of bread from half and half of white flour nnd the whole meal of wheat that has been rousted. This makes browner bread, becanse of hav ing a quantity of the cortical layers of vheat in it, but it ulso makes more nourishing bread, because the starch in the wheat hus Wen subjected to tho softening influences of heat. liefore leaving the subject of pota toes, which are almost universally fed to children, this authority says: "15oil half a doyeu medium sized jot::t es, mash ti.em thoroughly with pc per. Salt, two ounces of butter itwo table PiMior.fuls; and half a pint of milk; put tlie whole into n pudding dish nnd net it in the oven for nn hour to brown." uite a good variety in this is to j ut lesa 'butter to tLo potub es, btlt to add a lenten ecg to them, with the milk. I'Uilad' Ijihitt . dj r. A Parasito. "Where is her home?' r.sked one oi the women, setting her ei ocLet-needle crosswise I ctwe. n her lips, and stretch ing her work straight ncr. ss her knee. In other eoj le's spare rooms," an swered the other, laughing a little; and then the tulk flowed crotiud this fact into a new I end in ti.e channel, and no further comment was raado, f,,r lx th knew the tvpe welt. A rolling stone thi.t gathers no more moss than will comfortably fill one trunk, which will e.iiif-r'al..y fitl a corner in any guest chamber, it is the woman who has no sense of acquisitiveness, no femin ine nmbitiom that vearn toward a closet tided with glossy linen, whence come delicate odors from lavender bags, and the edges of the shelves are fluffy with towel friui-e-i. Her heart is not moved by desire at the sight of egg-sheli cups ana tat litt.e cream jugs, sue likes all these things, but she has no wish to possess them herself; she pre'ers that others should have the lulor of provid ing them and the responsibility of car ing for tln ru. bhe is a human cuckoo, greedy of the sweet order and peace of Lome, fain of the warmth and comfort of nests, wifely birds have toiled and del ijd themselves to create, but un willing for the sacrifices by which al most any woman with the woman's in stinct for home may make herself some person d alcove in the great mansion of There sre a surprising number of these women parasites who live out their lives in other people's houses, partaking of the best, participating in ail their comforts and luxuries, and remit ring no equivalent in return. A busy woman said, not long ago, "If 1 should accept all the invitations I gt t, I should need no home at all"; and the cuckoo finds it, with a little manag -meut and a large circle of acquaint ances, an easy thing to spend her en tire tune very pleasantly in spare rooms. She is not an objectionable person, at least in an aggressive sense; cheerful, loquacious, not too exigent, she manages to keep every one in a good humor with her, and gets invita tions, her hostesses could not quite tell how. She is a fair-weather bird, for when anything occurs to mar the smoothness of her borrowed home, when the cook leaves, or the baby comes down with the measles, she ex plains, with sweet consideration, that she will not stay any longer just now, she knows that she is in the way, but she will come back, if you like, for another ween in February; u;sjn which she takes wing, and Cits away to more agreeable quarters. In February she certainly returns, if aT is going happily with you, and the strong, oak-fibred women yield of their subbtance cheer fully to the mistletoe. Marpcr't iicuar. Cumjiiimtl locomotives are to be the railway engines of the future, in the opinion of Mr. T. Ureuhart, of the Ixindou Institution of Mechanical Kngiueers. In competitive trials a compound locomotive consumed 22 per cent. leas fuel than an ordinary loco motive running under exactly the same conditions. French met'oroloyists, it appears, have Just discovered that the Eiffel Tower will prove far more valuable to them for observation than was at first supposed. That Tired Feeling tiTr rn ronr preT!nt or more pros trating than now. Tbs winter has ben mild nil iinhralthful. Influenza epidemic snl f"Tr bave tl.ntivi nearly mil our homo, leaving noitt everybody in a weak, tired out, languid condi tion. The usefulness of Hood's Sarsaparllla in thus made greater than ever, for It lsabsoluti-ly unequalled as a building-up. strengthening medicine. If you bare never taken s Sar saparllla try it and you wiU realize iu recuper ative powers. That Tired Feeling My bealth was very poor last spring and see ing an advertisement of Hood's 6arsaparilla I th.ji.1.1 I ....1.1 rr. t Tr ha vapVmI ...mlv r. forme as It has built my system up. I have taken four battles and am on the 6 till. I re commend it to my aeiu. malices." J oils M ATTOF.wa. Oswego, N. Y. "I w.is very mii'-a run down in health. had no strenulh and no inclination to do anything. 1 lute urrn iaKiii iiium oim'oiiii uiu iiui tired feeling has left me, my aptetite ha re turned. I am 1 ke a new man." CuiUNCET Lit u am. North Columbus, Ohio. 11 AM, -Norm Col .aiUUS, UUIO. A. B.m tx sum wfc iil Hood's Sarsaparilla ... . , - .1- C Punsi Soldbyalldmiglsts. 1 :ilx forSS. Prepared only by C. I. UOOi ti Co., lxwelL, Mass. lOO IoC4 One Itollar t-CiENTIFIC It hat been found by Herrmann that while mixtures of the fixed alkali soaps with hydrocarbons and essential oils form only emulsions m water, under reparation of the respective oils, a mix ture of an ammonia soap with an es sential oil will form a clear solution in water, especially in presence of aii excess of ammonia Chem. Zeit., Xo vetnlier ti). Turpentine oil, or some other essei.tial oil, is first mixed with castor oil. or a mixture of It with some other la oi', the mixture is then sub jected to the action of concentrated acid, aud the product, after being washed with solution of salt. Is satu rated with ammonia in excess. Or the fat acids rcav 1 first separated by treatment of the fatty oil with concen trated acid, then washed with salt solu tion, and the essential oil added either tefore or after saturation with ammo nia. Tl.e preparation thus obtained is said to form a clear solution, aud not omy to js-s-ess the properties of a soap, but a'so to exerci.-e. iu aqueous solu tion, the solvent action of an essential rnnce Wuhlwr, of Denmark, is testing a new su' marine boat, built ifter the idea of J u!es Verne's famous ;raft. It is like a lisli in form, and can ?o Lelow the submersed chains in har ours, can run round buoys, and can :ut cables and wires w ith the shears al lis keel. It is as ea-y to hanif on to the davits of a vessel as a lifeboa'. Two men whowoik the vessel have itayed in it several hours under water without feeling inconvenience. Thev uike with them a supply of oxygen, and Lhey can eat their meals quite comfoi' ibly. The Inventor is M. tioubet, aftei ahoni the beat is named. Siccharie 'S r ff irded by a French ariter as a viluab:e antiseptic A treni;th of 1 to .Au as a:i addition to liucilagiuous and other solutions pie n lits the formation of low oraiibuis. 1'hus a valuable, inexix nslve dentifrice nay be prepared by simply dissolv ni? iacchariue in water to the proportion f ti percent. A teasiioonful of this iu a half pint of water foiiusan adinir tble antiseptic mouth wash. Iucass jf malignant or other diseases of the itomaeh, requii'!ii the washing out tf :hat oran, a solution or saccharine of .he strength of 2 i-er cent, will be feuud verv suitable. Clergyman's wife (to husband, Stir. l;iy morning, absorbed in a morning paper) Why, husband, dear, don't you mow it is time to die-a for church? 1 te-ir ti.e lirst bell ringing. Clergyman (starting up) Yes, dear, t will go right away and prepare. AVhat is your text this morning? The evils of the Sunday newspaper. The Triumph or Medical Art. nil- Ingredients ol St Iternard Tills have been Tniiuliiir to leading doctor of all schools for :-i)iv centuries ami by niany. like (ialeu, SMleiiliam & hoerh.iiive, 'H.ihtieinan, Hunter. iid tlieir huppy cnil'ilial on in M. Hcrnard Wi-t.ible li 11 was employed to stimulate inac tive liver, kidneys, bouels and skin, purify the :Iood and promote d.gesiiou. nutrition and ex cretion. A sample of the bU bernaid Veeta Jle 1'iils will be sent tree to all applicants. Ad lres, bt. Bernard, ltox :M16i New Vork. The f.elingof dh-trus Is always the ast which a great mind acquires. The w ay to make money Is to save It. Hood's sarsaparllla is the most economical medicine to buy. as it Is the only medicine of which can imly be said, "lull doses one dollar." Do not take stiy ot!;er preparation if you have decided .o buy Hood's Sarsaparllla Xo man yet who bad ftrength of nind enough ever resorted to cunning. for Practitioners of Medicine Only. For Catalague, address, CLAKEVCE C. KICE, M. D.. Sec'y, 26 K. Tw extikth Strbet, New York City. During damp weather, e-speciaTly heu noitheasi; storms occur, keep the ens under shelter, in order to avoid oup in the flork. Watch for "Murray" lluggy adv. next week. J incandescent lamp arrangement or showing the interior of boilers while under steam has been made by a ierniau inventor. orcis EXTOYS Both the method and results when Bjrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitucl constipation. Syrup of Figs is tho only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in iU action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is. for sale in 50o nd $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CAUFOP.NIA FIG SYRUP CO. 1 F3AKUSC0. C4L, i. u ttm Aft. The marked b-neflt whleh p-opl'In n1oien or weakened utate of healtb derive romlHnM Sarwpanlla conclusively proves the clslmJJiJt this mediein "make the weak strong. It noes not act like a stimulant. Imparting net -tiont strength from which thei must follow a reaction of greater weakness than before, but possessing lust those elemenU which the sys tem needs and readily selres. Hood's Sarsapa rllla builds up tn a perfectly natural way, all the weakened parts, acts upon the blood as a That Tired Feeling purifier and vitallzer, and assists to healthy ac tion those important organs, the kidneys and liver. 'Hood's Sarsaparilla has renewed my grip. I am 65 yrais of age aud was all run ton and discouraged. I have taken Hood's Sarsaparllla and on looking myself over find that I am much better, in fact quite a chap. Ol course the medicine will not discount my years, but it conies nearer to it than an thing else." Chas. B 1-oiso, Shrewsbury, Mas. K. B. Be sure to get only Sold by all drugcists. ! : six for $5. rreparea only by C. L HOOD & CO., bow 1L, Mass. lOO 1omcm IoIlar Miss Gush "Aud so you were u that awful railroad collision? I sup pose the scene beggaied description!" llailroad Officer "Xot exactly; but a few more of theiu would beggar the company.' tmlr tlj" I all that !a atked for Dr. Piorc GoMea 11 llistoverr. when tken for catarrh la the head, or for bronchial or throat ailocUoa-. or luaj scrofula (ootnm .nl- known ma ooa omulionof th luiTl and If taken In Ume, and airen a 'air trial, it will cure or the money paid for it will ha refunded. Jt la the onlr tTUtuanU! cure. Cleanse the liver, atmacb, bowel and whole (ratou by asiux Or. i'lerc.-'a i'eiiel. The aristocratic tiipler prefers the jaloon-keeper's rum to bis company. Itnpf urc 'ureiriinrMiile(I ly Dr. J. B. .Mayer. SJ1 Arch t., I'iiil'a, i'a. Kase at once, no operation or de lay from business, attested by thou sands (! cures alter others tail, advice free, bend for eircilar. Mr. Hippo Ioctor, I'm troubled w.th a bu: zing lu my bead. Lr. 1 ille Ah, that comes from too close application to buzziness. SCOTT'S Of Pure Cod Liver Oil andj HYPOPKOSPHITES of Lime and j Soda la endorsed and prewrlbed by ldtne I phTli-lu becaum both lue Co I.ifrr OU I and liypophomjthitrn are the recognlze-l ) acvutalu tuecureot CwNfUHijlua. 1& la aa palatable as milk. ) Scoffs Emulsion tJL,szCTA t n wnderfui M-'lrnh 'r.fMrrr. it i the M.t Hm. tor CONSOmPTIOPI, Scrofula, Bronchitis, Waatiog- Dis- j aes. Chronic Coughs ani Colds, j aak tor Sooit'g Emulglon and takecoolherj orll HAY- rlAi FtJftf FPVER 50 Cts. COLDINHEAD i-LV liiul iiKl.s. a Warren M.. .Sew Yore LADIES! SAVE MONEY, SAVE TIME, SAYE TROUBLE. liy Bonding yo-.ir OnJers to tlie QUAKER CITY Purchasing Co for anything you want in Dry Goods Laces, Jewelry, Furniture, Groceries, Delicacies, or of any other Goods you can think of. EyULSnCj THE. f Vt N if r s w The Company ha.s a set of the most experienced buyers in all branches, and they offer tlieir ser vices to any of the subscribers of this paper. Every Lady knows how ditiicnlt it is in large cities and how much more in small ones, to find just the article wanted. We have therefore established for the benefit of the subscribers of this paper, this compauy, whose duty it shall be to supply every lady at shortest notice with infor mation about tlie article desired. It is done in this way: If you want Dry Goods send us a sample and we will let you know how much the yard can be had for. Laces the same. Of Jewelry, Fur niture, and such goods, we will for ward descriptive catalogues, &c, with the lowest net prices. Of Groceries, ic., we will forward a price-list. The quantities we 6hall coon Lave to buy will enable us to fur nish all goods at VERY LOW PRICES. And all that is necessary to secure these advantages is to send us a Heading of this Paper, cut of! to prove that yon are a subscriber. Address, Qaaier City PcrcMni Co.. 614 CHESTNUT STREET. .im-n ao.fMiiianio I by a fav- onte dog visited tlie studio of Yoi k artist one day. Tlie re was a pu tS onV easel, and tne dog tgn barking furiously at It. Senceof the faithfulness with wblch you have painteu ma uo " " . . ground is the earnestness with which my dog barks at it." "But that isn't a dog," said tlie ar tist, growing red in the face. "N ot a dog? What is it, then?" "I'tsaeow." , . . The gentleman was nonplussed for a moment, but quickly replied, "Well, the dog's eyes are better than mine; be never did like cows." ratient (very loud) "I am so com pletely deaf that 1 can hardly hear a pistol shot!" Physician "Then I surpose there J no use talking. (Writes ou a slate.) I will have to test your power of h ar ing. Meet me down town at tbe Stock Exchange a few minutes before three. I want, to see whether you can bear the noise U-fore the closing of the Ex change!" l'atient (after liavlng r?ad this invi tation) "No need of that, Doctor; that's where I got deafl" Tretty Girl "I called in reference lo your advertisement for a iype-wnusr. Cautious Bachelor "I advertised for a y ouiii; man." "Yes. I know, but I was In Lopes I might do." "Hem! Can you cook?" "Cook? Why. yes." Good boust-keeuer?" "Oh. yes." "Fond of society?" Xo, I seldom go out unieis ounz-u to. 'Take that desk there, please. Stroet-car natron fwratbf ully) "Do you know, sir, that tbe conductor of car 14'J1 Is the most insolent, most un feeling brute that ever held a punch?" Suierinteiident "Yes, and 1 wish we bad more like him." "En? Do vou?" "Yes, indeed. "You see, he makes so many enemirs that he couldn't steal a cent from the com puny without be lng reported." Wlf? Dear George, how does tbe smoking cap suit you that I presented ou with at Christmas. Husband 1 am delighted with it, dearest. It was very thoughtful, very kind of you to give me such a present. Wire The b U for It has just come iu. Will you pay for it now, or shall 1 tell the man to call again? A man was to be hanged, and was on the scaffold with the sheriff und the parson. The sheriff aud the parson. The sheriff said to the prisoner, "You iuh;ht be seated." "Xo, thank you," replied the priso ner; "1 can't stay long," II TliUT We iifli-r One llunOr.-.i IMUrs ):. ird fir nn - oM'uiarrli tli.it i-an not be cured by Uikinj: Hall's ( atairh ( urf. t .J .i 11 KM.V .V rrii.. Toledo. O. . thtt uuiil itni-l. have known 1'. J. "henev lor llie laM if jr-aiy ami believe llilll M-riet-tIy lioiioralile Inail business transacTioiis. ami nnaiieiallv able tocariy out any oblit;ali4iis Inaile by Iheu linn. West 6l Tiuax. Wholesale lliuplst. Toleilo. iu. Waliiiiic. Klnnan & Marvin. Wholesale Jiug- ists. loletio. Ohio. E. 11. Van HiM-sen. Cashier Toledo Natioual Tank. Toledo. Ohio. H.ili's 4 'alai rh I'tire m taken internallv. aet Intr ulieci ly uiMn the Mum) and mtieous Mir l.iecs t the svstetn. Testimonials Rent flee. I'riie. 7'e.i.er uoltle. told by all Di umusts . IIulniiil (during a quarrel) "We !hall never meet in beaveiu" Wife "O, yes, we may. There is plenty of tin e for you to reform yet." Irene (M time rival) "Maud, dear, that's a beautiful ring on your flnc-r. May I ask how much it cost?" Maud (maliciously) "1 didn't a.sk Il.iriy how much it cos. Irene love." Irene (-weet)y) "I always had a curiosity lo know. When I wa wear ing it myself, you know, 1 couldn't very well ask Iiim." no:irdiii?-lioii.se metres (at Sunday dinner) "Mr. Jones, why do you not eat some chick-n?" Mr. Jones (who has labored fifteen minutes 'a y ina to carve a leg " Thanks, I never work on Sunday." From tlie gerinau Teacher "Can you mention a sjieeies of cold blooded aulinal which multiplies with astonish iiii rapidil?" "Ves, the creditor. That's what pa says." A trong lesetnblance. McCrackle "That air of trousers reminds me of th condition or affairs in Euroj." M -Corkle "How o?': McConkle It has a worelike aspect." Soldier If it came to war I couldn't shoot auybotly to save my life. Civilian Have you got such a heart ? Jsoldier Xot much, but you see I only toot a bugle; couldn't shoot any body wilh that. Celebrated Lawyer Now, tell me honestly did you rob that bank? Client (in disgust) Of course I did. Do yer s'oose I'd be able to retain you if I dKu't? First manager "I'm going to bring out pouielhiiig new in the Shakespear ian line. It's goine to take, too." Second Manairer What is it?" First Manager" 'Hamlet,' with two Ham lets and two graves of real dirt." Feed your hens meat and Induce them lo lay. Egzs will soon be high in price, and the liens will need eg;-producing food if they are expected to lay. amiM Kidney Cure Tor Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Uright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv ousneep, tc. Cure guaranteed. 831 Arch Street, I'hilad'a. $1 a bottle, for 5, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures. Try It. One good team of heavy horses is belter tlian two teams of ponies. The fewer the number the less work of feed ing and managing them is required. Six yorets Free, wnt by Crapln &Co., Phlla , I'a.. lo any one In U. S. or t anadi, lxistpaid, iini leeeipt of 2o IfciMiIns's Kleetrical soap wiai.pers. See list of novels on cireulars around eai-h bar. 1 Ins soap tor tale by all grocer. Many alusiidoned farms have been al ondoned because they were too lart;e Ut be rroliiably cultivated. It Is seldom that a small farm is abandoned. Fraaer AileUraM Oi. srea-slni; with frazer Axle Grease iil last two weeks, all other two to throe day. Try it. It received Ort premium ai the Centennial and Parts Expoailioo. The grub makes the butterfly the blacksmith makes the fire fly. ' FITS: Flta mopped rreehy Dr. Kline'aoreat trve Keatorer. No Kit afufr oral day's uae. Mar. vcoua cure, 'lientine and tiou uriai ooiue tree to tiicakea, bend ulr.K.uejMl Area st Haua-.e. Raccoons are reported unusually nu merous iu Connecticut. oTh'7.HTe s,"d t,,e of tlme-'Taniiirs Puneh," America's finest 6c. Cigar. nead up on your specialty in farm ing. HZ?Z?Wl0 u" Or- toaaThomp. Km ay-wter. Irugyiata auU al Sao. pm boitu One must be noortn lrn t- ill) iji s W0fe$r 'corvmonT S" AN OLD SAID'S SOLILOQUY. "To take or not to take It. is tlie on'tion Whether it u Ijetler to end tln earthly career A spinster-braving- the smiles of iln who would uiau Ttiiit lack of lovers caused my lmi ly slate, -Or take the remedies tuy sisters take And my eve irrow liri?ht ail tho I bathed In tlie immortal fount I I.enn soiiKht In vain in Florida's peaceful fhr..!.. I oft have u-ard my married tisteis mr Tiiut b-ikmI oll Or. Pierce's I'a orite l'ri'riptioa Would bnnif buck color to a fmi.-d clus k Ilestore the health of ono who fiun would die To rid herself of all the pmn pile l.s-ii." The aforesaid spinster took the remedy and forthwith took a husbanl also, bavin); regained hor beailh aud bloomi'jg bouut;. Thousands of women own their fresh, ! tinral aetion, at tlict critical jTvi of Slimming oiuntenaneen to the restorct.ve enaiie from iririnood to wumunh k1 . Fa ftteeU of llr. I'len-e's Favorito Frew-nje vorii- I'reTiption " is a pi-rf.- tiy sofe , Lion. It is a inisitive cure the m t-t coinulicatied and olfhtinate eases of leu-or- rhea, exoeiive flowing. ininfui menstrua tion, unnatural suppressions. proluisus. T fniiint; of the womtj, weuk liai k, " fenmie weaknoMri,n anteveniun. retroversion. Nir injfHlown sensations, chronic conc-sUon. m flajamatton and ulceration of the w-.nili, inflammation. uiin ami t?nderness in ova I'ietf, aocompauieU with " intenutl beat." As a regulator and promoter of funo Dr. Pierce's Pellets reflate and cleanse tho liver, stomach and bowels. One a dose. Sold by druprsti Rout fVmirh Medicine. Ccrrea where all else fails. Pleaaant and agrc!al,l to the taste. Children take it without obj union, liy dmftciijia. The existence and possible by ii. Ilirn, a French physici.it, in a work on things of an ether are eonsiileied t!ie "Constitution of Space. ' One of h s curious conclusions is to tTi effect tli.it. a pound of matter would have to bj uniformly distributed throughout a f pace of about l l'W' square miles lo give the dei.sity of a m ilium capable, by its resistance, of cuiisino; a tecular acceleration ol half a second iu tlie mean velocity of the moon. An ether of such density would lie one million times rarer than a Crookes vacuum of a in ill on Hi of an atinos:!rk'ie. Jt is now prop sej to bleach and pur fy by electricity nut only coiiou Miei and other oils, tut diiukiuj water, the current acting uinin common salt from which it evolves chlorine. Always give precedence to elders. A (Ireat surprise Is In store for all who use Kemp's Ilalsam lor the Throat and Lutis, the great guar anteed remedy. Would you believe that it is sold on its merits and that any drug gist is authorized by the proprietor of this woDtiertut remedy to give yon a sample bottle free? It never lails to cure acute or chronic coughs. All druggists sell Kemp's Ua'.nam. Large bottles 50o, an Si- Get seed and plant catalogues ear'y? The Pope Favors Convalescents from the Influenza with exemption from Lenten rules (1890). Ayer's Sarsaparilla ITestores Strength and Vigor. Take it now. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer St Co.3 Lowell. Ilass. LEND YOUR EAR TO HAT WE HAVE TO SAY. BEST LOW - PRICED German and English Dictionary, PUBLISHED, AT THE REMARKABLY LOW PKlCEOk Only $1.00, Postpaid, 650 Pages, Or only $1.50, Postoaid, 1224 Pages. Thu nook contains ro Finely Printo I P cf Cioar Tvrm nn i--VAnit.n. i.. J ..awjiigm a Afl, (all J Is IT An 1- soineiy yet erioeablr Hound la Cloto. e give. UnirUsli w.wds witli the German equlva jt nu huJ priounelat.on, sq1 Oermaa word! wtih bnirllsn lennitluna. U you know Oer nian word and dnoire to know ita meaain, la tng-Udh, you xmk la on part of tns Bic nl!eir tbe KnirUsli word fa. kaowa and roil want to inmrnw it into U .-rmao, you look inio another part of tne Book. It is invaluable lo Qsrmans wh- are nit thoroughly familiar with English, or to Amart him who wild to learn Oermaa. Consider now 7u oan m twter Oermaa with the aid ot this Dictionary if a half hour per day Is de voted to stuly. how muoh beneSt can be eerled from toe knowlodire, and hastea ta std for this Qra-ohus booc Vou will aav-x Can be ba1 at any Uoolt'ori. at t o Zo of this p.iper, or by applytu to MORIYITZ & CO., 614 Chestnut Street. mm. nioiluil a'ent. ana can pr.-iu'- otuy p., rer.ult.l. It is espially erTieai-i' 'U aiid"vaju. b!e ill its effect when taken f--r th e . ,r. ciers an4 derangement iinnleit t. th.it iMef mil most critiral jieri'd, k:i a "Ta C'hnnce of Life." 1-oraBook ildjiifu") on V". .man : Het In.n atid tijeir SeltH'iiie. iseiil ali ia j'iain er;v..l. -,ie. i encios t'.-n i-en:.. m .Xi,niia i In Wi.i.i.ii's I ispeiviiv Mno ii. Ass I i lATli M, Wti Main Street, llutToio, X. Y. Eeemnmended bv Phrsldaiis. ivaisTT'ro vasi farr:. ; For Coughs CoId3 Tbarr Im au Jlajl.lc Ilk ' WA Tt ii rlpMftnt to the tMt n4 'him rn Tthlnr lntuiinua. Ik )tbnt(;.trbMtliririititb " it, r ' aaifj y l uriXgfBlM, ("'iriitimrM n and its Or, nmilrd ft Adrlrw Ut. J . II. bcbnck Oou, l'UUedelyixiv AVON PARK F SOUTH LOUIDA. Si1imk1i.I lne:itinn. llih jne lan-1. Clearlnk-s. iiiiHl, li'i'-l. siiti'i. i. fM-ttliiig with E:nl'ia j.eM(ile. Ni ln:tla i i i. (;riiie, w h iskey or froit. hoiee aere lt S-5. lelllis l er Imilitli. Sei ,1 f,,r lliai.s. &.. free. C A. Ii O 1 1 LI lxl. 5'1 N. 4tli su, I.IMIIKN, N. J. IS 9 Q V 'i HKA'ri:! rui:i:. reailhf Ir urrd with VfgrtHhlf Itetntflr-a. Hv"dirn1 thousand of carets, t urt pa;;nw yro euncv1 t of !. ty lt ph lrian. Fr-.-m first A-mm vmi'onn tl4Ai'Par: lu tn dav t l-natt twvthlrdi all fcTiuiiw.il- removal. ls?utl for fr --iat w.1bi itaia of inirauliu nirM T-ti duy trt-atmaut fr ' mail. If you or lwr trial, i. l lixr. Id (ajh tof-ay p"tUMro. I'a. H. II. hk.k . AtiaritaW Q STOPPED FREE t t r l Vi7ir. KI.INK S (rKK.f NERVE RESTORER mA . for nit FKAIN 1 i K I I'Klsir -.iy Mkf rr for A'- .-'jT.f . ... . ', AfHlr,- , J I r iukLi it ik-it im i ftt !' S rt tnti Ur Tre.iTia. k.i .d i tfil txtt r V r 141 H Pit tatiriiU, ttr T-ni mi cij.raM eh u t. rid. .'-ii 1 KHTii. a I. O d1 a ; a. m, " r U a'rli St . ijrufc.a ht. H Ah,tL Ob iMIlAll V pcoIHolder Z. NtW PATENT. SaYM mse tiineaud trouble. An m- fST. tiiMK-iiwiiMe M.rtirl uld be N it lioilt Lt. T prrrlhf atvl fu::vro- niitif trt lit' . -ri.!J wji3 O.il.lMiUA It AM"! P, A Ua.-U'rauui, N. Y. Wo Lav anM Hg tct many yartt. anJ ii 1 TO It PATH. QllTinfi'H ut Ib MtM tbrtMar- -5 vrMlf bjttta kTIVen IU Ltahk Ol mv.ar ftt'tl"Tl. 1. U. DYCn V ret af.vrktl.eO. Rold by lTL-fciJla' ' G3EASE Its we.-irlnir qnalnle n'e nnsiirii"'l. J nllv eiitlasl in- tw tKixes i.f iny lir liri'i'l. v..'t ellected by liet. -OI.T Till: 01.M- FoK S ALE I'.Y nr.I.KUS GF.NEll.U-- tTAKLEY'S STOSY. Xrir-T. fill " !-T ents l"i prl.v eT.r(w.. 1 . " IA.1A t .. 114 & W. -f-ii !t.. PATEtiTS-PZKSIOSSr VeE? S pent of ivnsion an 1 n-iuniv lftWf. :-.-f.r i'.v.-n'. laiiirt ir How to lift a ruteDt. l'Altuck u J-AHnx. Attorncj ut Law, WaaUlugWa, V, C ACTIVE MEN. fTmubfT. with 'rtn ) on r 1 faritnl, may ur- Att U'- i:f tuu.i ? I tt iij iir:v. .nru1 l:aT rnvi rnl f... . n t.:s A' k - WrkKFK, ram 1 4 I-nar I St., N-v V rt HD H nrO SAT.t Furm, tTtimr n u n r to r;; i:;';'" 00 llfvkfhr 1. 1 mi l"tu (riii.:.-V. IT A U I V ft r I Trh of T:-y iTfrrTr-tln r!- I wnlllU Uvclv cur--.J witii api,iti-fU'.ui. sut by mail fur $U O0. LL CA.ti- aU UIe, CvuM. PIN MONEY, tr?"?""' terfprDC with t-V..r x,t,i-; tu-'tK m-uvv. allur stud i in ..r n atriJ rv. p iKU!rt. I . t - i iyn.alav. :r" I AST K ?xf nrr tfJAUTCn ACAWASstltlit tun town Vf AN I tU and viciultT. Sniiietliin?, tu Hike. Write fur full p;irtie l'n n M'-. 1. AKMKKt'nTKiL, I'liiUdelpUiA, Wuiuas x change, .S. iJtli street. K:siafT!iiL (I3DER'8 PASTJILES. u0a MP IV r- f3 fta IIIgULIVlONIC r T 1 in , e T r- anolDiiatl.abT?M FRAZER F2ENSIO H'Zp: V 'Successfully Prosecutes Cljiims- Uut Principal Haammwr U 8. fmnoa Bui- Jf? S jrat ut ku u. 1 a-iljiiiliraTJiij ctMuatm. mJ i V t r n.tn?irretwwnmwnmfHi7ir,wr.rpTr ' 'i- ',rt'.1''
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