.rraryi ntan Li i j it urn Fv7dW: IMMHMH43tUll ft tm from tbn 6avnee. The French trani-poit Averyon u jvfi-uiij retui wrg home to Frmnce from Touquio. Mie had on board 600 people l. i iii.uug her oflicors and crew and a murine guar J of foity-five men. There ere ou Ixiard manj invalid soldier fro n the French Arniy of occupation, nud feveral officers and their wives. Oj Ansust 20 she wei t ashore near Cpe Gusrdaiui. There was heavy tea ruut'ing in on the shore, and the Averyon was swung around so that the tea made a clean breach over her. A native village con 11 be seen, and soon there were 3. M0 Somalia congregated on the shore. Tbe chief came off to the Rliip and offered to let the French men land if they would pay $6,000. All the money that could be collected in the ship only amounted to $600, and lor this amouut the natives agreed to 1 t a party from the transport laud and ectaHibU a c nip in which to store pro-Vn-ions. The natives were aear'.y naked, and were armed with bows and arrows, knives, hatchets and assegais. Tuey swam cff to the ship by tlie hundred, but the marii e guard, Mationed with loaded rifles in the chains, prevented their boarding the transport. The first lieutenant of the Averyon started with eleven meu in a boat to t fleet the land ing. Ills boat was overturned in the surf and the men thrown into the water. The natives immediately came to their rescue, and as they were taking the Frenchmen ashore stole everything out cf their pockets, and captured the lieuteDact's watch and chain. The lieutenant got a line to the ship and rigged np a sling so that men could go to aad from tbe vessel. Some provis ions were landed and a camp establish ed. One of the men in the first lieu- , tenant's loat was drowned heu the boat a as overturned, so that only ten meu were left on the shore. The natives watched carefully to see that no mere landed, and any attempt to r iaforce the iarty at theeamp would Lave lieen the signal for a general nias R icre. The cext day a German steamer, the Mm-salia. came Along and tooV cff Hilt) nick snMiers and women from the wrecked triiisort. She had no room f.ir m re and hi. lied away, leaving the :;n thera to their late Tbe sea was riMnK. the three thousand savages were cli. muring for money, and things looked black fur Le Frenchmen. There were no -unit, ai imtd except two small canto::.- . nhcti were bred as signals of i't.n5 continually ) the rifles of tbe forty-tire marine-, and the pistols carried by the t fli ?ers. On the even i:j? oi Argntd 22, the Lord f the Isles, hcui.l the minute guns and ran in to ti;e wreck. The sea was so high that nothing cu::!.I be done that day, but on the ueit :l,e ixats from the Biit'sh steamer en 1 11' to the Averyon and took every o:.e aloard the Lord of the Isles. Tbe K.v,oe swam around 'he Euglish boats i.ii.i tne.1 tostici their hatcnets through the t'.i; ts liottoms. 1 Tie party of i reucb ueu on shore retreated to the Averyon u In ii they av that rescue was at hand. The tirst iiciiteuaut was the las' to leave ilie Leach. As he placei himself in the ti iug to be hauled on board, the natives surrounded him and cut all the buttons on" his uniform. When he wss La.f way to tiie ship tlie savages began to iiaul on the hue by which the aing was Jrawn ashore. The sailors ou the eh'p hauled ctiuelly hard the otkr nay, so that in the confuaiou the Jientsnaut was overturned and was Iisaled aboard feet first. He was nearly snljCited when he reached th deck. licfore leaving the Averyon 'tat cap t&iu set her on fire. As tbe last boat load left the transport the entire 3,000 natives swarmed ou hoard, and when the Lord of the islea sailed away they oouM lie seen shouting and fighting in the ni 1st of the dames on the deck of the Vailing vessel. There was only sixty pounds of povder on board, the ret having beeu throw overbotud Just before the Lord of the Ides got out of nh; of the burning vessel the flames reached the powder. There was an ex j lofion, the masts went by the board, and several hundred savages must have been killed. The rescued Frenchmen were landed at Aden. A Co..l 91,000.000 Hume years go an emigrant from tbe United Siate kept a small restaurant i:i a town situated in one of the great Ktoet-raiMug districts of South Aus triiiiH. He Wf.s presumably the only u see iu those parte. There was an cu. ruioiinly rich old stockman who c ic:e into town from hia lordly cattle r.iiie at intervale, whose nationality was a uu'ter of doubt, though he u-r. iiiy pitted for a taciturn aud un e.i:iuiuuiCHtive bachelor Scotchman. ( .ie day this wealthy hat solitary old eii.ip eutered the restaurant of the man from il e S'ates. When he left he look ed hard at the proprietor, and then fciwply remarked : "American, aren't you?' Oi tn ius answered in the affirmative the niiliioia're cowpnncher walked away without another word. K'-gulariy once a week he reappeared fciY-utly ate a hasty lunch, and made the c..me ntereoytype.1 inquiry, reeeiving the i-ame emphatic, "Yes, siree!" in reply. At last there came a time when ti e ecceutric old customer did not re tur:.. Que month went by two. At Ju.-t a wagon stopped at the door, and the old fellow, pale and wasted with Kickuehs, w:is belted out and supported into the Mil. on. lie called for his usual fclecK with a weak but dogged determin B'lon, ate a morsel and then tottered up t the eouuter. As he paid his bill he hpered, hoarsely: " vuiericau, aren't you?" You bet,' replied the proprietor plt-a-antly Stretching out his shaking hand, the odd customer said: Shake! Sj am L" Tneu he tottered away without an other wot d. Th ree days afterwards a law yer came into oar young countryman's phu-e and tol 1 him that the queer old guy out on the Thompson range had dieJ and left him a cool SI, 000,000. T.r, use of catgut sutures and chick-en-lKMie drainage tubes is among the latest devices for mercifully healing wounds. Citgut, being; an animal sub stance, is aUorbed, and does not have to Le withdrawn as does silk or silver wire, hieh has heretofore been used f. r sewiug up or stitching cuts together. Wounds drawn together with catgut, therefore, do not have to be inflamed by taking out the stitches, and are in consequence more likely to heal by what is known as the "first intention' The large boues of a chicken are decal cified and made into transparent tubes. These are inserted where wounds must le drained, and, unlike the rubber tu bing formerly used, need not be re moved, thus aggravating the wound. IJeiup; animal substances they become dissolved. Mr. J'jtm 'J'roirbridyr, an authority ou the sui.ject says: "Not one of a thousand liphtning-rods at present upon our buildings is of any use, for the sim ple reon, that the rods are not led intc moist ground, and therefore offer great resistance to the passage of an electric ili charge, II has been found that a mixture ol seventy parts of air and thirty parts ol livdrotn s ignites at a temperature ' ll ween : it-2G deg. and 108 deg, F I wliiie the Jfuitiou point cf a mixture ol coat gH with air in similar proportion ' varies from 1J02 deg, to 1213 deg. j AGRICULTURE. Sao Bcttzr. Batter is sour or cheesy because of tbe milk or cream being kept at too high temperature, or the butter, after forming in the-churn, was still churned and gathered in tbe buttermilk which should have been at once drawn off and water or brine (which is far better) substituted to both gather and wash. Batter is mottled because tbe salt which raises the color has not touched those spots showing light while it should be thoroughly and uniformly mixed in, or a strong brine wlule the butter is in granule form does it about equally as welL Soft butter baa various causes, overworking the chief one; in this case it will get solid, cut and try smoothly Exposed to cold, but slight heat softens it readily. Sours Catixk. The American Agri culturist, even has got down to seeing what might be made of our scrub cattle by proper attention. The good qualities of a eow are not so much in the breed us in the attention the oow receives. Careful sele-tion and good attention through a number of generations would be apt to g.ve ns as good stock as is to be found in any of the imported breeds. with the additional advantage of entire hardiness. The Jerseys, and their grades, savs the Agriculturist, are ways better fed and cared after than are tbe common stuck, and that makes them better milkers, and so ou. The scrubs are always neglected and, as a natural consequence, they pay back their treat ment in like coin. LX'KS liKoriRED Fob a Fovsd of Fork. For the hog raisers we g ve the following table, to show tbe quantity of corn required to produce a pouad ol pork, which seems to be governed by the relative price of corn: When corn oos'.s 121 cents per bushel, pork costs 1 cento per pound; corn 18 cents per bushel, pork 2 cents per pound; corn lo cents per bushel, pork 3 cents per pound; corn 6i cents per bushel, pork 4 cents per pound; corn 12 cents per bushel, pork 5 rents per pound; corn 50 cents per bushel, pork 6 cents per pound. Whether these figures are ap proximately correct or not, they wul serve as a basis, at least, for careful calculations. If one-halt the grain fed to hogs in this country was given to poultry it would secure much more profitable return. A bushel of cord will make perhaps four to six pounds of pork; bat the same amount of grain will winter a hen, and her eggs and chickens wdl be worth three to ten times as much as this pork. Poultry is probably the only class of stock from which profit can be had, feeding only on bough ten food It is very important that the soil of a beaiiheld be of nearly uniform quality aud fertility. This insures an even ger mination of the seed and a uniform pro gress to maturity. 1 here are compara tively few lean fields where the crop can be polled without having some un der and some over-ripe. It Is too much extra labor to go over the field twice, and where the beans are harvested by machines, as iu most bean-growing localities, the crop must be all gathered at one operation. Milkers. A large ndder is commonly regarded as a sign of a good milker, but excessive size indicates a deposit of flesh which is of no advantage, but rather a burden for the overweighted animal to carry. If the niilk veins are well devel oped the cow will be a good milker aud the udder will be as large as is of any advantage. Thebs is an art in raising early pul lets, so as to have them begin to lay soon. I he object should be to breed from parents that mature early. In se lecting a cock and hens Irom which to breed early pullets, select a cock that throws out his hackle and tail feathers early, as this indicates his early matur ity. Then mate him with old hens, and hatch the pullets as early in the year as possible. Such pullets will begin to lay in October aud will then lay all through the winter. Thb science of sacoeesfnl farming, as well as success in any other line, recog nizes tbe all-important factor ef econo my. Everything must be made use of, nothing be allowed to go to waste. The bran of the mill must be turned in to feed; the rags to paper, the manure to the soil and so on; everything must be put to use, Georob W. Walz writes that be has bo'led leaves and stems of tomato plants until the juice is all extracted, and finds the liquor deadly to caterpillars, Ilea and many other enemies of vegetation. It does not injure the growth of plants and its odor remains for a long time to disgust insect marauders. Tub quantity of seed wheat required depeuds greatly upon the manner la which the seed is covered. If the soil is made very fine, and the seed drilled and rolled in, so that it is well covered, to a depth not greater than one inch, more seeds will germinate than if the work is imperfectly done, and the yield will also be larger. Tub centrifugal separator, or dairy centrifuge, is the appliance which more completely separates the fats from the milk than any other yet devised, leaving an average of only 29 per cent fat ot the weight ot the whole milk in the creamed milk. Skim milk from a cen trifuge has been analyzed which con tained but 5 per cent of fat in other cases 7 and 10 per cent. Slugs. Pear slugs feed on the epi dermis of the leaves and live on the ribs of the leaf. The following year the tree will not bear a fail crop. Dry dust or powdered lime thrown on the leaves, or sulphur and powdered lime, destroy them. Thorough washing with whale oil soap and sulphur is the best, A oobbesfondext says he has never known the following remedy to fail to produce satisfactory results in garget or cuked bag: Hog's lard, ose-half pound: powdered iodine of potash one ounce; powdered camphor, one ounce; soft ex tract belladonna, two drachms; oil am ber, one ounce. Mix to form an oint ment; rub well twice a day. Pcll large weeds in wet weather or directly after a rain. It is by far the best time, as the roots easily lose their bold in the soil. As a matter of economy, every farmei should have a workshop or work room where he can make and mend. He needs but a few good tools and a dispo sition to use them. Ax exchange says that the proper time to gather the apple is when tbe stem loosens easily from the limb, and potatoes should be gathered when the tuber loosens readily from the stalk, which may not be until some time after the tops are dry and dead. A new blasting paper is announced, a powerful rock explosive and a recent Austrian invention. it is uescnoeu as being unsizKl or ordinary blotting paper, cornea wun a mixture ol prnaai. ate of potash, of charcoaL saltnetr. ivw1 tassium chlorata and wheat starch. On its being dried it is cutint .ti& wUch are roiled into cartridges. 1 0 J-Yom experiments made upon himself a French savant concludes that, contra- ry to the generally received opinion, whoie meal bread, or that containing all the ingredients of the grain, is less wholesome aud more indigestible tban par white bread made ol the floor DOMESTIC xPKf ss PcDDrsd Eight or ten fln juicy apples, pared and cored, one-half a pound of stale mccaroous pounded fine, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, one half a teasp onfnl of cinnamon, one-half a cupful sweet jelly, one pint of milk, two tablespoonfuls of com starch, the whites of three well-beaten eggs and a little salt. Pat the apples into a well buttered pudding dish, till full of water, cover closely, cook in a slow oven until tender. Drain off the water and cool the apples. Put into each apple a spoonful of jelly, sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon, cover and stand awhile. Scald the milk, stir in the maccaroons, salt and corn starch. Wet with a little cold milk. Boil all together one min ute. Take from tbe fire and let it stand a few minutes. Then stir in the eggs beaten to a stiff froth. Pour the mix ture over the apples, bake three quar of an hour, and eat while hot, with sauce. Tkaislno of CHrLiRE. As soon as your litltle lass cau prattle and run about teach her order, cleanliness, neat ness and economy. The second you can commence almost at birth, liny her snie toys dolls, a house and cra dle, if possible supply her with a place to put them in, nor suffer any member of the family to disturb or appropriate that place. As soon as she is bred of her playthings make ber carefully dust and stow them neatly away iu their proper places. This will teach her order and punctua'ity. As she advances give her lessons in ew nig ancLmaking garments for her liolh-; also to make tbe curtains, carpets and upholstery for the Chans, sofas and ot tomans, and arrange them properly, to keep the house clean and the doll's clothes also. By this yon will lay the foundation of a good, sound, practical domestic education, and will soon dis cover all the elements of a well-ordered and regulated system rxjrvadiug every action and movement of your little pu pil. Slicks of Quince. Quince was one of the good thing that was serve! up in the "Nonsense erses with "a run- cible spoon." after "he fed her with minee. I here is no good reason why all tbe good quinces thouid be preserved for fntnre use. Some of them may be baked and eaten with butter and sugar. or with cream and sugar, and are an excellent relish at dinner. Quinces and sweet apples preserved together are de lioious; one-third quinces to two-thirds apples is a good proportion; cook the fruit much the same as for marmalade, only try to preserve the form; this is sometimes most effectually done by steaming the fruit, using the water un der the steamer to make the syrup with. It is a good plan to can a quart of the clear quinces, for they may be used to flavor apple sauce and apple pies when apples are almost without flavor in the ipricg. Qcrxcg butter is made by slicing pared quinces, and boiling them in suf ficient water to entirely cover them; let them cook until they are reduced to pulp, then rub them through a sieve, weigh the pulp after putting it through a sieve, and to each pound allow three quarters of a pound of sugar; let this boil until the pulp is almost like jelly. It will harden of course after it is put away in glasses, and it is well to have this in mind when preparing it. When preserving quinces you can easily make more syrup than you will need to put in the cans with the truit; this yen cau put in sealed bottles or pint cans for Savoring sauces. The sauce served with apple damplins is especially nice with quince flavoring. Lemon Shoktcakb. If yonr family like a good strong lemon flavor it will be a delicious dish. Make a shortcake dough exactly like a strawberry short cake. While that is baking grate the peel ol a lemou and squeeze every drop of juice from it into a bowl; then take half a cup of sugar and half a cup of molasses, a teacupful of water, a little lump of butted and a tableepoouf.il of flour. Let this boil until it is lust about as thick as boiled oustard. Woea the shorttake is baked cut it in two parts and pour the mixture over the lower one; then lay the upper part on this, bottom side np, and cover that also with the custard. Pbesebvkd Qdixces. Use the orange quinces, wipe, pare, quarter and re move all the core. Take an txiual weight of sugar. Cover the quinces with cold water. Let them corns slowly to a boiL Skim, and when nearly soft put one quarter of the angar on top, but do not stir. When this boils add another part of tbe sugar, and continue until all the sugar is in the kettle. Let them boil slowly until the color you like, either light or dark. Crbam Sauch. The whites of three eSgt yolks of two, one oup of powdered augar, two teaapoonfuls of vanilla, six tablespoonfuls of thick, rich cream. Beat the whites to a stiff froth, then tdd the sugar. Beat the yolks and add the cream. Beat until light. Mix to gether. Add the flavoring. Be sure to beat the sugar and whites of eggs to gether thoroughly before adding to the rest. Lemons out in thin slices make a rood garnish for broiled spring chicken. An other garnlsh,"or more properly sauce, to be poured on the platter around the chicken, is made by melting currant jelly. Take it out of the jelly tumbler, put it into a bowl and set it over tbe top of a tea-kettle whioh is almost full boiling water; in this war von es cape all danger of burning it. HaTHB HtTTCHXSSON'a PlCKLKD Peaches. Allow six pounds ofueaches. three pounds of sugar and one pint of vinegar; stick four or five cloves into each peach. Boil the vinegar and sugar together, and while boiling drop in a few peaches, when tender put them into jars; repeat until all are cooked; let the syrup boil up once or twice, and pour over them boiling hot. A good way to make use of old rml table-cloths whioh are no longer suitable for the table, is to cut them in good sized pieces and keep them in a drawet in the pantry, and on baking drys bring them forth to lay the warm bread, oi cookies, or cakes upon. They mat take tbe place of towels in many othei ways and prove a substantial economy Pwms. Plums are excellent tire- served in molasses, but if sugar is used taxe an equal portion of fruit and sugar; make a clear syrup and boil the fruit gently forty minutes; they will require heating over onoe if thev are to ha kept, A conscience void of offence before Clod and man is an inheritance for eter nity. Wonderons is the atronirth nf li. ; ininess; aitocetner past calculation its power of endurance. Bun." "c"ge, hving snffi- M -. . . Cf,!, TTZ1 . 8Uto of te' '7' titlJ fjfnte of ubem? watrProof, can be made by melting together equal parts of pitch and gntta-percha. To nine pans of this add threo parts of boiled oil and one-fifth part of litharge. Cou- tinue the heat with stirring until thorough unison of the Ingredients is effected, Apply the mixture hot or somewhat tooled, and thinned with a anu tt7 a bensola or turpentine oil, iiT.rtlnrsr.iinrir..inii At Berlin, the railway regiment has la'ely formed a s'ecial balloon d tachmeut, which u never weary of undertaking excursions in small balloora tn order to ascertain the utility of air ships in times of war. An aeronautical society has also been established tinder the presidency of Dr. Aogerstein. The otbt r day tbe inventor of a new balloon at t oni h -d the nighborhood at Berlin by mounting bis airy steed, which, instead of tue customary gondola, ventilator and anchor, possessed only a saddle, attached to which were two ballast bags and a pair of stirrups: In a gay jockey suit tbe inventor mounted his novel. Pegasus, and arrived in due time, with out the lighet mishap, at his destina tion. Conmderable con. men t is devoted by the leclricul Journal to a telephone to be used at at a. It consists of the ordinary appliances supplemented by a reel from which the cable is paid out over the stern or side of the boat. Oie argument advanced in favor of this new application of the telephone la that it can be used by ocean steamships in fogs. A small Iot or launch can be sent ahead a few hundred feet and used as a scout to the steamer, making sound ings and keeping a lookout, meanwhile telephoning back anything of import ance to the ofheer of the deck. important. Whf n Tna vifllt or ieare Nir Yore Cttr, vi Bjptge'ExprriMaKe ao t larnair Hire, an.l t'jtp t UIV l.I.UU , ltU UWIV,. U)fVS,tW UI4UU VCW trl bepot. ieruu roonn, atieJ np CI cast at one million loiir. reUiu-e-l to 11 auJ upwarJ per day. kuroiMMn flan. Kievator. KrtfUuraiH supplied wan me fo-it. II me can, staire au.l elevate I railroad to all debits. Kaioliea uan lire better lor les luouer at the uraiiJ Lu;ou uoti Uuui at anr otuer ant-vlaa Bute! to me cac Do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect. CONSl-MPTlON CURED. An o!d physician, retired from practice, turlnr kad placed in but datiua by an Kaal India mUMloo- ry Hie formula or a uupie tegeuule reined; for ttie spe-dy aud permanent cure of Ooueiiuiplloa. Broiichltia. catarrh. Asthma and all throat and Lung AHMwns alno a positive aud radical curt for Nerou Drbmty and all Nervous Comp aiuu. after Davioif tested its roa.lerful curative powers in thousand of c- has leit II qui duty to make It known u his sufftrinz fellows. Ac:iutedDyUus nxaive ami autn.re t relieve human unerlnj. I will send free ot charier, to aU who desire It, this rei-iis?, in ieriuso, rreu:n or angiian. with run directions for preparing and osiiuf. Kent by mall tiy addressing with staiup. naming this paper, V A. Novas, UM SbMVr'j Htuck; Kmlm-Mir, .V. 1. A lawteb who can write tenaer poet ry is not necessarily a legnl-tender writer. YOfNU MEM KKAl) THIS, Tsi Voltaic Belt Co., of MinhAll, Vich, oOVrtoaenJ their .e.e'ir.ue.l Klsctk -Voi.ric Belt an I other Ki.acrmo ArruiscK on tr.al fortmny dAis, to m?n iyixm an I old atTl.ctel with nervous debility, I'Mi of vits.ity ao'l all kin dred troa'iiei AUif.r rheoia t'lsiu, nurj.gi. paralysis. aal mny other il.seAW'k Coinpo-te restoration to heaif ti anl vigir iri irameed. risk i incurred tai. ty dy trial is ahowe L Write them at once lor illustrate J uainp ilet Irce. xiamamty is never so beanlilnl as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. A l'a-e lleyond Help. Dr. M. H- llmxlalr, Ki uawoe, ad vises us of a remarkable cure of consump tion. He says: "A neighbor's wife was at tacked with violent lu:i dise'Asf, and pro nounced beyond help from quick coi sump tion. As a lat Texrt Ihe family was per suaded to try Dr. Wul. Hall's ItaUum for the Lungs. To the aslouishuieut of all, by ihe titue she had used one half doze J bot tles she was about Ih r house dol: g her own work. I saw Ler at her worst, and had no Id-a she could recover." A wr.ttr ou the manufacture of the microao jpe corrects one of the common errors prtvalet-t concert lag its use, namely, that the higher the power ca pable of be!ng employed the more valu able the instrument the fact being that equally satisfactory results are known to have been obtained with one of 30V 0 diameters as of 100,000. The ordinary work for whioh a physician ses a mi croscope requires from 100 to 500 diam eters only, while special work can be done with ease with from 2000 tc 5000 diameters. Again, "times," and "di ameters' are not synonymous, the diam eter being, of course, the distance acres the object, so that, if an object be mag nified 500 times it is magnified 250,000 times, or just the square of the diame ter; the difference, in poiat of fact, between the two dimensions in measure ment being quite apparent. The degree ot curvature is what makai the glass a magnifier, and the two kinds ot glass used tend to correct each other's inaccu racies: the glass is cooled so gradually and stirred so constantly as to be per fectly hemogeneons. Is a letter from How. MB9. Pebv, Castla Grey, Limerick, Ireland, Bkowx's Hhon Chiai, TttiXHKS are thus referred to: "Having- brought your 'Bmuchial Troohns' with me when I came to reside here, f found that alter I had given them away to those I considered required them, the poor peoplit will walk for miles to gwt a few.' For Courtis, Colds, ami Throat Diseases they have no equal. oM only in taxes. It is more honest to acknowledge our our faults than to boast of our merits. Heart rains. ralnltatlon. DroDsi.-l SwaHlnn. DiziinM. Inditrestion, Headache, sleepless ocas, cure I by "Wells' Hraltu Keuewer." Xo great characters are formed in this world without suffering and self denial. The Dude's Lament. I'm a Dude, Diudy Dude, You can tell by the cat of my fashion, And my hair U not all there. For Ctrboline xoat not my passion. Kest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk to you as they please. "Kucha-Pain." (jnlck, complete ears, all Kidnev, Bladder and t'rinarr Diseases, -oal.linir. irritation, M-iml Gravel, Caurrah of the Bladder. L Prugguia. The charities that soothe, heal and bless, lie scattered at the men like flow ers. Hostetter's Stnmaek Bitters Is a floe blood d- jnrent, a ratloual cathartic, and a superb antl bihuus aiecinc It rallies tbe failinc energies of tne ileliUiUUMl. and checks premature decay Feer an.l airne, IiIioqs remittent, dyspepsia and bjwel oomp;uiis are among tbe eil wblcH a entirely removes. In tropical ooontr.e. where the liyer and bowels are organs most anfayorably affected by tue comoined inOuenee ot clunaie. diet an I water. It Is a yery neoesxary safeguard. For saie by all Dpiggists and Dealers generally. PTT.F.S "l,aaV aalJisALLijyjJ "TO! or MIX. FriosSI. st dronriats. or swt lssTVVnfl. Hamplas FBFE. Addreaa, "JkJiJkJS.ii lM"Iaker, BOX. MIS. Haw I0BX .i.ii-t , maa inrnnr.. n, ..if, .1 , at.MM.n. n In a report upon tue voloanio eruption which occurred in the Sundra Straits lat Aug a t it is stated that the sound of the explosion was heard over an area much more vast than in the case of any other eruptioa ever recorded, tbe fartb et distance between the points where the lound ws heard being one-sixth of the whole circumference of the earth. Long air-waves giving no sound were also felt at great distances, rending house walls more tban 500 miles away, More than 2.000,000,000 tons of solid substances were ejouted and the gaseous matter may have been hundreds of times as great in volume, furnishing ample cause for the brilliant sun-glows which have been observed throughout most of the world. This is tbe time of the year that Ihe average insurance company becomes ieulous of 'be srocer who fives a ohro- mo to every purchaser of a pound of coflee, and gets up a calendar that jnst knocks the sanguinary clamour ff a blazing Autumn forest, and gives awav right and left so rapidly that in three weeks there isn't one left. The calendar is not so much of a success a thing of beauty as it is in keeping a man from forgetting when the rent is 'ue. and preventing him from absent- mindedly leaving the office without his salary. St. John "Ah, my aear, you can't make such minoa pies as my mother used to make. . Hers were delicious, so difrestib:. and made people feel so flood." Mrs. St. John ' Why, I have her recipe, and make them precisely the same way. "Oh I there must be some mistake; something left out, perhaps. "So there is: I forgot to tell you." "I thought so. my dear; jou see I am right, as usual. By the way, what ingredient waa it you omitted? "The brandy." Bow Women Differ frm Men. At least three men on the average Jury ars buuDd to disagree with the rest Just to show that they ve got minds or their own; but tbere is no disagreement among the women as to the menu of Dr. Pmroe's TavoriU Prescription." They are all nnaniaioas in pronouncing it the best reme dy iu the world lor all tuose chronic dis eases, weaknesses and complaints peculiar to their sex. 1 1 trauslorma the pale, hag gard, dispirited woman, into one of spark ling health, and the ringing Uuh again "reigns supreuia" in the happy househol.L He who gives you fair words, fced-i yon with an empty spoon. llurnan fra've. Au exchange says: "Nine-tenths of the nnhappv marriages result Irom human calves bring allowed to run at larg- in so ciety pastures." Nine-tenths of theohronic or lingering Uisea-es of tonlay originata in impure blood, liver coin plaint or bilious ness, resulting in scroiula, consumption (which is but scroiula of the luugs), oras. ulcers, skin diseasm and kindred art eci tons. Dr. Plrree Xiolun Medical Discovery cures a 1 these. Of Druggists. A wise man is like a spring lock, al ways more ready to shut than open. The worst pile tumors cured in leu days, rupture in oun month. Pampn let two (JeUl stamps. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Butlalo, N. 1. A simple fcuushine recorder is made y Professor Macleod by plaoing a glo bular bottle of water before a camera in such a position tht the focused ray falls on a sheet of secsit sed paper in tbe camera box. As tbe sun makes its dally journey it produces a curved white line on the paper, and when clouds crocs the sun the blie sto.s. fc'HIViie 4- ivWH7JiM.l" I GEHMan reMEQI C II ST S Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, LBmNH, Dscnscne. pisaaacne, ivointcne. Bwre I hrssl.Sslllsgt. rlw. Rralftss, Bsrai. M-mlrf. KrtMl Kltra, ass six oniRR aosiLi ris tsa si an. Salsfrr Dryssl"" M-1 ,wm.W. Fifty Cwil SaSUs the osi11I.es a. vM.ri.t:it . MM. ldlIVI l..-- 4C.li - ft B 8Ts B"S BSM a. taps a. a, a a aT mm mmr Bapaa-I IU ' ' ska a a ar m CLASS FOUNT STUDENT LAMP Pit Not. U. I O-tnhni'iuT with tMir 8lf. i-tiri Valre an A Xn-Hf. in Burner, th m Ui lut nvraoa to uui an Abmlat'ty Perfect Ltmp Xo ninnlrur nvrr ri th U nor twk nof ttifnanr. k f-r rh flM ttlaM ItHml WtadeHt aLMp. Mtui'iltM-turfd Uti tor tuue. ai wuo.tMtue oui, oj in M'lnlutttan Brwa Co., mn An. k th ax. N. T. fecud Sue liiUtUrtitM ExiLQm-rT Circular. MASON & HAMLIN too ORGANS TO two. HIGHEST HONORS AT ATX ORKAT WORLD'S INHIBITIONS FUH SKVEN TKEN YEAKA inly American Organ AtcardAd men at any. For fash, Easy Payments or Kented. UPRIGHT PIANOS pwantmy ihc iohkot bxculiwi tvt a taivkd In Tiii Inatru tuut ; svMIUsf fa mil previous tmpruveziut ( f Tmtr tsUim thn mnj; ancur- dunUlltytcsprcuuTy svuld 114 lUUIitr to f out of iaT mow pure, naneo. muiw tonna aud in cr '. 11 una. iiiu-urataa ' aiiwwa irea, sUM S UlSLi.N OsUU PI 10 to. Boston, 1M Tremont st ; N. York, K. uth St. Chi atfo, 14 Watiasa Are. (CB1 BinftTM at kwrt for S Bn Yuna VWiini i.MLn' Ui satA county, i r w. as cutest at as t-suuMriua. VIGOR rv Mm. Qata. -, aara, k4 ftaa. Oiwlala Aacr. 1SS raltaa ak. lo,s. AOKST". WASTED rrtviniw rst-silin( s-n-da Ssmil fr C.E. Mwbau. Locsi-ort. S. Y. AR(lEanCasmlMarCtiestctiro3torbo1 rear AM jfliplom, merit, orMU, birth Uf. ehnstraa. n-w year.Monpturacar.u.fto..sue. Art Pub. Co , Warreu.Fs Kt. Ii:3g 5 Us fL, 17 buS, Sslt Xstsvtr, VMcs "rxin, SsuS7l4,7irTic,BssrlStevM-aUpni.rUa Pa. TJORMS SfrMlV.5 wDHM STRUr ! AaeMlase rrmrij. data a4 cOerta. I """""" i nroMttlUlMllr. S4-FIIK HAI.K BY PRI ;.IWT.-fc m STOPPED FREE . tatiM) Psnea Rsstses4 IDr.KUXB GREAT ' NERVaRESTOREM raSSaamansaTB maBASaa. Om -mrt I IwysLLiau at kas m aiiirnS A. Auj mfur' WjmrrtSmr'i an Tinlln Sa4 srfcl aaala fcaa a I rainai,ayapaa 111 ill ill inaaDaaaaas iraHaa. SM aaBMS. p. o. aas aapnjai asanas af S 1 PaKl.lMa4n Ate ayjalHSllJlSa.-a. . SJWAMM I n CUES VUflf ALL (LS( CAILl. Cat? !b ttfEC It ? iCl W 1 7a I WE WAST 1000 BOOK AE VTS kvthaaavkaakTHlHI I THUtE VEAkIS AMO.Ntl OUR WILD IIIDIAtJS St 0av DODOS uIGn. UEK14.t. Tka faatM alhit Soak aiA. ladanMMl ay Trm I Srtbar. 0-', Orwt Miannaa. hiililM. aaS nan-ill at Eaaant Jarifr. CltrxYme. tlllqn. alSj, - r sat mmd rmmt finMMu Soak fiar NWaW" It toket Uka wlMtra. aa4 link aril I to SSay. SSrTS.0 sola. Iu SMS .4alAurat.a ma Shd MtHt auks II UM kaa kaak W Jtu. i II i r .ml ,. si ,. ii , - M . jnnm n h r THE FOLLOWING 1 r"T-'T -ri Are selected from alarjre num ber that have been received by Dr. J.H.SCHENCK of Philadelphia, in regard to his REMEDIES FOR THE CURE OF CONSUMPTION. Tho-e who are alluded or threatened with any Disease of the Lungs will be well repaid by giving them a careful read ing. Thev are all plain statements of fact, without one word of misrepresentation. This can be proved by anyone who will take the trouble to call .on or write to the people who sign them. FROM bPKINtiFlKLD, Ma& Consamptiuu Cau be Cared. Da. J. H. Schkmck. Drar Sir; About sixteen years ago, while- liy- Imln Canada, my health became very pour. My dtiease came on gradually, b-gianiug with a ka of apprtue and afterwards great weakneei, whl. h brought on night-sweats and a dry, hacking conga. Uf cheat and back were yery weak, and so sore that I could not bear my weight airainat the back of a chair. At different times I raised conaklerabie blood, which my physician said came from the Injurs. I employed several doctors bat they all told me the same thing that my lungs were badly affected; and toe but on that I had also said that I could live bat a short time, and that I had better go to my mother's home In Winvuead, CL, as soon as I could, that with careful nursing I might live for some time. Worn I g4 to mv mother's I waa very low In lred, to that my mother sent for her doctor. He pronounced me beyond all help. He. however, left me some medicine which he said would relieve my worst symptoms. After thU my mother employed another doctor, who said that one of my lungs wai nearly gone. I ate scarcely any thing for several months, and never expected to get welL One day a friend, who lives In Colltna vllle, CX, gave my father one of your pamphlets on Consumption. He brought It home and told me to look a over and sec if any of the eases de scribed in It were like m ne. I read the book through, and found so many cases deacrlied there that aeemed as bud as mine, that were cured, that I began to hope that I too might recovor by using the medicines. My lather flnding that they were not kept in Winstead, sent to New York and got a supply. In one week a'ter I began their use niy Bight-eweats ceased, and my appetite began to tin- prove. In two weeks alter this I was much better a n every way. I commenced tooe the medicine in March,- in July I felt quite strong: In two months I more 1 was we I, an.l I hive had good health ever since. 1 believe that I would not be alive to-day but for the use of your medicines as all Ihe doc tors 1 had said my disease wvs Consumption, aud tin 1 was mcuraiile. Yours truly. MKS. CHAS. W. PLUMMER, 274 Main St, Spnngdeld, Mans. npru Z9, 1331. From the Ker. Stephen Koese, Mkini lines. Piksct Co.. Wu. Jane 15. 1ST. US. J. H. SCHk.xcK, Pblladelp'ila, Worthy OnllrmaiuH Is with a feeling of gral node 1 seat myself to write you this let'er. A lit tle over a year ago I receive. I from yon a small z of yunr valuable medicines. Pulmonis "Trap. Seaweed Toole and Mssdrsks Pills. for my wife, who had been very nek for many yean wtth female weakness an l weak tangs She had had two severe attack of Pneumonia, and our phyik-lan gave It aa his opinion as from her great debility that she oou!d not live through the third one. 8he began tn take your remedies according " dlrec Ions and we immediately saw great im provement tn ail her symptoms. She was soon free from her eon jh, and began to gala tn flesh rat-idly. At this date she Is perfectly well. 1 wish to kitd that your Ptlmowio Stbcp Is the only medicine I have ever found that gives relief In my bronchial complaint, usually called clergy man's sore throat. Dnnng the winter season, tf I peak mu.'h tn public I often suffer from tt, but yonrPrxONic svarr gives me Immediate relief. and Mrpngthensmy voice. tnce my wife's cure 1 have recommended It to many of niy neighbors who have used tt with great benefit In coughs and co'ds. Yours truly, REV. STEPHEN ROESE. Bimnnary jtir American Rapttxt Pr. .v-(. fu. Maine hocK, tierce Co.. Wisconsin. The Rrv. Ma Rous again writes under date of Aprai. ISvfc Xy wife's health remains goo.L showing that your me.ll. in- have made a perfect and permanent cure. I think yonr Prmosic strcp the best oongh remedy in the world. I am advertlslnz von -- a" Maveia. Hereditary Consumption Cured. Da Scbkhci, iienr r.wm the antnmn of I8T7 I had a severe rongb, with terrible pain tn my sides and between "J snouiders. 1 had very little appetite, anl - miK vwm r oiuy aisiressed me. 1 ron- suneo. piuMoiatu; who said my condition waa a very nan one. and gave me Ova different cough symps and tonics from which I received no bene fit, but seemed to grow worse, and kept login? llesh and stre-gth. I had night-sweats and sweat most or me time during the day. I coughed and raised blood and a salt, foamy phlegm; my throat ws une-i wun ulcers I oou d hardly (wallow; xuweiiinrg 1 cooiit not speak a loud word for weeks; my lungs grew more painful every dAy, with difficult breathing, while pleurisy pains would almost stop my breath. I had eollo pains u. a".ina.u, auo Tommngup everything I ate. " """iv oony was miei with pain. I eoald not " "a to recline In a slttinr nosr nr. t breathe. I gave up, and did not think of ever grtung np again, as it was hard moving myself; my feet and ankles began to swell badly, and my hips had given out long before. In this sinking ""' luocgm 1 wonid try your remedy for Lonsump ii. a; it might do me some good; it could 00 u.i.u, 1 or 1 was certain I could not live month longer the way I was. At that time. May I procured yonr Pulmonis Myran. .J weed Tobis and Mandrake Pills and took inem a airecieo. in a week I was better, and - " 'e rang a areeniHh yeU low mstler streaked with blood. I could eat a lit tle without throwing tt up, the pains tn my sides wcrs doi so severe; 1 eouid sleep an hour very soundly, and that was what I had u n done for mm monioa, I took your medicines steadily six months; my cough got better, I did not sweit so bad nights, kept gaining slowly, and In a year after I begn your medicine I could sy I felt welL I beran to gain flesh, a- d last September weighed one hundred nd thirty-flve ponn.la-nfteen poun.ls more thaa I ever weighed before In my lire. Your medic nes I know, saved my Jlfe; and I wouiu mj ouai my own experience, to al coo sum tlves take Dr. Schenck s me-liclnes, for they wiU certainly cure you. I had Consumption, tt u hereilirary tn onr fa mil', my father and two broth ers having died of it I have hail better health the past winter than for ten years previous 1 ours respectfully. MRS. SARAH A. CABTCli Cs lit isle, SI iss, April 5. isso. From PLiliulelphia. D. J. H. Rchinci k No: Gentlemen: Vat November I wasamicted wits a severe conga, which settled on my lungs. I re turned to Rochester, X. Y my home; anl on ex amination by two at the best physicians, found my lungs ll!y affecteit I had a severe hemorrhage and was given np by my friends, who never ex pected me to return lo Philaile phla. where I waa engsged in businet: but a Mr. Babcouk, a friend, brought me a bottle of your Pulmonic Syrup, and from that lime on I began to Improve; and after tak ng the second buttl- I gained IS noonds. an.l m sull ga ning, aud can cheerfully recomma n yovr Medicines to anyone who la afflicted th long troubles. Tours Respectfully, May n. wi N' TmneeM St- Philadelphia. Dr. J.H.SCHENCK Can be Consulted, Free of Charge, at nis Principal Office, Cor. SIXTH & ARCH STREETS rill LA DELPHI!, Every Monday, Office Hours from 0 A. ai. to 3 P. M. Also at G&ANIi CENTRAL HOTaU Broadav ojiposlM Uoui Strest, w Xort Ciiy, oa la. am i.ii'i 'ilknt.n.rt. iiiiitJJl-iijiili:) Wednesday and Thursday of every moots except Angust, Office hours m a. DK. SCHEME'S JflDIcmS: MA.In.lKE PILLS, SEAWEED TOXIC, and PULMONIC STRl'P. Are s Id by all Druggists, and fun directions for their use are printed 00 the wrapper! of every pat k.ige. HI Beokoa Consumption, Liver Com plaint and Dynpeosta. is sent free to all, post-paid Ad.rre, Dr. J. U. xchenck Son, Pnlla-lel-phia. Pa. " CAIN Health and Jappiness. O DO AS OTBEBS cT&Cruf HAVE DONE. Are your Kidneys disordered? -kidney W..rt bi.-uvi.t ax front my IMruU." . ii. W. iMVrraus Bar liann-, luaia, sues. Are rak'KSi e..art--r a. liuWUWl Have -kulney you Bright's Disease? W,"t nred m alien my walar waajaat frank Wilaoa, Psabody. Baaa Suf ferinar from Diabetes? -Kilik.-T-W.wt 1. 1 i. 1". t .u-rvTr 1 ran. i 1 ever Hard. Oivsa alm-t Immllata r-llef. pr. K-illipC. BU, ll.jakt., Tt Have you Liver Complaint? -ki.;n. y-W.t cured lue U ehruuai: Uar ln aaara ' ivia-ra. m. ak 0rd. . T. Is your Back lame and aching? -KIJn-r W..rt. .1 t..t. mred n ka 1 .. UuiM 1 Lad U Veil out ot 11- lauKI ilxk CM. TaUwaga.ltllaaks. Wta. Have you Kidney Disease? -kJ lie-y-Wurt made aaal mll-ec ami knur ,ftr years .-f i.irv-ful .l.-i..riuic. 1" ""pa U,l.a."- Haia l Uoda. Wlhiaam..as - Are you Constipated? "KM"-- VV'.rt .-urs eav.y e,a.utiofr bjmI ettrad a. altar IS jsrs u.-r t .ifher mli..aca.' IkIsod kauTkikL kt. alljaM, L Have you Malaria? "Klrroev-Wurt h. done brltr Inaa kny oth- r rainaJj Ikaia atr J in Pr"WT lir. It. K. Clark. Milt Uaro, Vk Are you Bilious? -rrn.1nev.W..rt ha J...'.- u. morv d than aly otbar mia-.IT I have ever Mrs. X T. l.alk.y. Elk ITat. Oraaua. Are you tormented with Piles? "KliWy Wort urrmanll-j eared la t tMN.4iiir plica. l-r. VV t: kl.na re......K-nii.-.l it to m- leau. 11. Bunt. caakrlL iiaak. HieMwan, Pa. Are you Rheumatism racked? -K dre-y Wort eur-U . alur I irien P ills LWuliyaknaii- and 1 h.td rulTrre.1 l-Mrt , v,r..- kobrkltfo ilalcouu, Ueat llatk, ilaiae. Ladies, are you puffering? i"Ki.lrw.T-W e.:ra nia .f re:liar IroUe nT wTrrai rAra K.-HJ . .... Many rriaoa ne -..f -rai-,-it- kU. U. LjuuwraBUS Uia I Butte, k. If you would Banish Disease i and gain Health. Take Thb blood Cl Hale's Honey EXorehound and Tr rrR per!on9 or six ion 4 Wo.N'Dr KH'L CI'RK FORCOniHS, COI. DM.C KOUP.WHOOPLVO COCO H. BKuSCHITIS. AND CONMLMP TIO.S. IT BANISHR. CorOHS fa.-. ite or chronic 1 and BREAKS I P ri.l.lis like aiagle: IT ( I REfl. la fart, when altHsr raotadlaa ha. failed k,-u it m rea.hUMM4. Of all Irrurl4ts at S.e. sni I lanr t, ch"iMt. Lmic OCT r inlTarlo-ts. rtke'i taaikarkt Drnaai Car la M" aala ajln. Ocriuau ijv j lNivar kulaCuraaaud BaulouSL Cata r r H r.EhYD.i SlUIves Uelief at K, - Alii M ihvivuu rmRTrp,t t WII " IJ I- - t&fc lcnre" Xut Li''' rj.er 1 uiu or.-sniin. .tp- v- it Trial. U AY-FEVER nut DriiKineta. IT" 17 rl ceutoby mad ri tertd. Hamp'e b mail V .tn. Send foe circular. rXV HK.ll Hi.K-. Urnua. UvnM N. Y. Thirty Tears Record. REMEDY jfEVEHKNOVH .To FAIL?, IT IS A SPECIFIC kJvttlT IS RILIABLt ra Is! tn atac Brlnht-a Kidney a Luer Troubles, rm i rains in the Bladder. Urinary an.il flak 'Back. lVatna or Sldan. Liver Iilaeaaaa, Dropay, Btantlon or Tffrm HsWni Ormvel nud Xnaheten. tMm of UriaaV ln el I fTe m nsf-tte-1 Pumnhlnt to lll .r KF.Wt UT CO rra.Mi.ara.lt.L BOI.O b AXi. DKluolsli a . LVOIA C. PINKHAM'S a a VEGETABLE COMPOUND 19 A POSITIVE Ct RE FOR 111 tham pain fa 1 mm4 tttakasr m wmmoi FKIALK ruPlLATlOTC. Tt Bfitmw t ' tV ItwiiauuU tMfiB 4unm ami th rlrf vutm, am,i that it d. all It iM t-urrx-ntirvlT all Onrliii trablw InflAmsi.av- ti-nad rit-rmiion. Kaliing- anU 1 iBM--n-Bts. anct e-ui i'int Sptua. WekM, $uxi iipKrtiniLttlTittlait ! to ih Cti-ixv ot Lifr. ftw KlmuUntki. and rvlt Veilmfwof tb Htvma-b. It ranti Bl-iAlinir. rTrwJarSM, S. rwowi lT ration , anrwj D-KtlitT. Slrp.rxk-w. prvwl..a and Indl -tion. Tht tr-:,wf be-arinc i1n. -anw,ntr pain, and tnarkai'htt. f- aJw it rjcnniwntlr i-um hf It Uw. Inqinrv r a ft a a . r mie.if if rwyyif a. 3D 1-1 I ll rjITY"1 " e.er- ..j , r. .1 y, :j.Cl VI 4.1 KMEYHijT? Ad'.,?"? all tha U.iapitala tra:M- Prompt Mnra tit M, f'"'1' "T. Vi ,!e'r.e.tili Pj-d,., letlreei Civlale h:n lisi kacr.lril faitm !t..S I DICTIONARY. rfi. Prica 1J. i-r3v POCKET-DICTIONARY. Pf-. Prk. ti UU. r ur Sals by all Bouk- and Naa. lxalan. TAKE NO OTiltR. , "IU A t .., PhiUdriphia. Pa. 7- 1INENE"; Eeveolkl lallnr. and t nn- Tiirn diw. mi..M RCIEK. 4 u.. Kh.V k.ltnlUI.k,nniuaa4 t'je rura .1 .n vr rii. tn..l4r ha... m-.ah. ro.m.1 f..J tuit ejTilrnJ. several weija .if 'IH 1 U-im. MurfMl . i I .. . .. I 1-i.ui ,ua ii HI. 14 W IMHIMM,! n Otll Mile. ,n-l till int.. ar.... a.a I.. ., ll. . .. aa. m iuiin.i.1 . ... mahe.4M w,ti, t.-ii T f . r si!Z17li. 'I" at Mil l 4 iT,"" "r"" rl T.baklaMl.l....i 4 . j .1 " . ni. i -iiZV... .".? '.":'!. "?. "Invert - - . .l 11 A C fr". 4 '1 a. a' 4 a.'aBa. nrin nnaii ts-vi. iisitrnTic tvlsiawpt.sil i - '-m rna tn Kmmw m.A t 1 . h a k i f mh ft pt ui.ita.Hi Ca! rAJL''rm'tr nmsntmru mmWm. $60.5 TON WAGON SCAXES. Van InnrW Taanan m l-L Fre. Prk, LHTEeWV'Kr jots a? isrsaiiimL aUaagAMTQlI.at.fc rnsrsntjM tja . wl imrciaa L-rsS .i- 'is -4r.r;iL alofT6a? no 'Wa4tnhfcaaiiiiiir your nerves weak? LO. LkrutuM XUr Oavalawl. O. EadersW kr Physfe elans. 6,-s Nkith iRisr. ,I.TI"N tiermsn lid ,.. n S..r "nnannaaM J Vw t tri .- rr 1-41 A afl&DLE AORD UUIl with pearrxl to be a WJ on nj mm hat,. the Arctio steamer Tu-tis and waa greatly iutereeled in saw. ,SaT.' he said to th A .SO!- deck, "I'd like to ko on th, UZT rliHnn r Kn X&k "It'i awful e..l.l n .1... Uie officer difKwnrairinei. ' remvM I "I don't care for that,"" Tou'd have ery littla ... yon migUt starve to death "Tbat woalda-t be p'leMan1 . . . erred tbe nsitor. "k r .u...ij j ouuum aaj Dot, retonv,! officer. "And yon might U yonr comratlea. 60 oj "la that o? That would be Lv. i . "And then.' continued SJV?' "you wouldu't see y-mr wife for 7 jemn or posail.Iy longer, Yun i yoa can't tate her with yon " "Well," retiuneJ the old ges,. after a long panse, I gUe8S put my name down , Tour last argument captures me." "I ahonld think these catapaiif, tor would get so tired I" C'rimsonbcak to her husband the otK night, aa he waa tilling hlj toreh Jl? Daratorr to a narailn '" "WeU, I supple they do; but tl-. ther retire, .a " .....i -aen r- j icti at BlBlit k replied the nob,e tom bearer. "I should thine; thev ....! . tin d and aiizimm that tl . . sleep." -comaao, ' Oh, no, my dear; jou. ar.mjai . . I " J 'er heard one -peak von wean I be convinced that they always" Leeaiji JLNKS-"Yes sir. I am a devotej gl-r. and wny should I not , Minks "I'm snre I don't kaow -I consider it a noble duty to ft . ularize tinh diet. It in not only n.arr orw. but cheap, Why, just thin.- Z . otht-r day with a filty cent tackle tU ' bait mat cost nothing at all I cnZ $00 worth o( fl-h in half an hoar rT kidts, yoo know, fish ib tLe bt Lna io al to be found." 1 have noti. e.1 that rLheraa always Lave a yery lively iniagiaatsv j The r. cent oa'raSe by a Xew Yui Centrl i'ik policeman Las given 1 I s art to an entirely new trade. ; "Jont before a stranr reaches tea I entrance to the Pk a sharp lookin ! man touches the visitor ou the troTul , says: I "I cau fix it up iu a minute for job. j I ye got a stylographie pen and jot J wdl feel much better as soon as it a Vhat are you talking about?" "I am a lawyer, aud want to writ, your will. You ain't going inio tfcj Park where those policemen are with out makinK your will, are yon?" As undertaker came into tliu l,uui looking despondent, and presently tear, welled into his eyes. "What is the niattter?" asked La wife, "Something gone wrong at tin office?" "You knew that Dr. 11. had been iu for a day or two?" "Yes." "He died this moruing." Thus talks au old farmer about fc'il boya: "From siik-en to twenty tue knew more thaa I did; at twenty dn they knew as much; at thirty they" wcri willing to hear what I had to g&y; t thirty-five they asked my advice; adl think when they get to be forty xUl actuiilly acknowledge that the nl.l Rial does know something." Pbif. IIil-ne, of Japnu, says ttut "lat seat-on was a comparatively p-joi; one lor eartL. j iases." Ue dosn t tte whether they were planted too ciauj ia a hiU, or the crop waa damaged by the drouth, or the ilooda rotte.1 tl sceJ? but we will attribute their failure u he stump oratoi. That youug man on recaiaiendnl to me as a cletk hasn't got a pmci of busioesa talent," said a tialvestou lucr chaut to friend. "Xo, of course he ha-n't. It Le hl had any capacity, he nould not Lata needed my recommeuda ion. 1 tUasht you had sense enougu to uuiUrtaiid that.' BEF0RBiaarriage."8he pouted, 'a used to epeak of my heautilul aubara locks; but now you call me rediieaJed." 'My dear," replied the heartless nua, 'maxriage opens the eyes, lief ore tlul event I was color-blind. '' "How siLKjiT the stars are to-nlgl George," she said softly, gazing at thaa over his shoulder. "res," he replied, "but do rt think they are any more silent tlu3 usual?" ' I heard the other day that Silfktl waa engaged in criminal practice. Ii he a lawyer?" "No, but he is almost as bad. He was caught stealing s puit of boots." Innocent Child "Why do they election falls on tne 4th of 'ovember?" Wise Father "Because that's ths day on which most of the candidate take a tumble dear, buy." Hard work u the price asked fi .rune cess and it cannot be pim-lm-ed w.h J any other kind of enrri ncy. Ix thirty jears' nin-.-eful exii-rirtuw in the manufacture of 1. "i,ilno uitruiiiiits .Masou & Uaiu.in Ciniiwmv have a. ouxu late.1 facilities l'..r tiuiinu'.ici ire wilh.'jt which they cuuld neul,, r (.ru-iin e a ewd orttana as they tl.'W miika. u..r villi great economy. Sai.l an euerieu.v.l niaoi tacturer in witnessing the njn-r.ition of singl mavbiue In their t'.icl.irv recently: '"One boy with that machine tl.i s mm'h work SL-t tenskilletl workmen cuul. I Joit out it, and does it better at that." These accumulated t iciliritw, iac'u.l!u experienced and skilled workmen, are to secret of their producing ordain wliicb ars unquestionably th best, vet cm b ' prices which are !ittl more, tuaa those the poorest. Boston TravflUr. li there is any person of whom yon feel a dislike that is the person oi wheta you ought never to speak. "touch on Rats. Clears out rata, mice, roacHes, flies, ana, buga, skunks, cHipmunK,opbert. 1M Uragf It is a very easy thing for nun t be wise for other people. Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is a eertiW cure for that very obnoxious dlsttue. PowBRFct. steel knives, which wiU cut cold iron, have been Invented, They will be useful in railway rests rants. roa DTsnrsiA. rNDiiiEsnoii, uepre.ma of 'pi nt, ana ireneral debility, iu Uiej vatioiis . ruw aa a preventive airaiuac fever an l .iu an i om lDtermltieut fovurs, tbe Kerr.-l'ii"P!wr; Elixir of caliaay V mle iy Cmwell. H.tiirl J New Vort. anil mow ty lr:iir . n t ie Umirr, anil lor patients recovering lr.)itt W'tf " other aiuluveaa, it tua no eq iau The man who lives for himself i2 have) the privilege of beinar his own mourner when he dies. Da, KLrxws t;rea Nerva Kes'orer inarvei of toe am I. ali nerve ui;te. - lies stopped tree. HenJ to il 1K Sn 1 aiUaWlyliia, rn. Do all the goou you can, to all t"J people you can, as long as ever you can In every place you can. "Koacti oa Corna." Al for Wslls' "Hoari on Corns. IV. o.m t. ooaioieu cure. Hard or soft oorus"-11 Withoct earnestness no man i V"' great or does rvallj great thicga. ntillSM 1 1 4 i
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