ItWSStZSi si. The Garden Spot. I dos't see how you Cianane to have such an early garden.' said the 'fc'q lire to me the other day. 'Your farms u a clay upland like mice, ami yet, as 1 have passed your house in early Spring, 1 have seen the peas, lettuce and other early truck showing in the row before 1 coold plow my Ear den.' 'Jump out and hitch,' said I, for he bad topped in the road in trout of my house,' and come aud look at my garden, and I thick you can eaMly see why mine is earlier than yours.' 'I don 't see what vou can show that is worthy looking at in January,' said the 'Squire. That's just whs 1 1 want to show you, 1 answered. We walk around back of the house, where my garden is located, and stopped. I vum,' said the 'Squire, is tiiat the way to fix it?" My garden is eiht rods long by six wide a little over a fourth of an acre and it is plowed in six lands with all the loose earth cleaned out of the dead furrows; and as there a.-e several inches of slope the long way. it is impossible for the w ater to stand on it at all. JSow, Vquire, said 1, 'there are several points about the garden that I want you to notice : First, it is well ujderurained in addition to the surface drainage you see. Second, it is well located. There is a strip of warm black laud here. If I had located this garden five rods either nur'h or south of where it is, it would e on a stiff, cold Clay. Third, it is protec:ed from the wind. I set out that cedar hedge you fee for that purpos-e. Listly, you will find, if you examine it, that tue land is in a very lively condition, easy to woik and quick to warm up, and ibis erudition has bc-n brought aliout l.y fall-plowing, manuring and the addition of a UlUe and.' But don't this turn up eleddy when you plow it over again in the spring!" asked the 'Squire. 'We don't plow it,' I ars wired. 'All we do is to stir the surface with a cultiva tor and barrow, and drag it, and it is as fine as meal.' 'But what do you do with the dead fur rows?' asked the Squire. I leave the centre one opened, as it is, where the water will mttuiali run' and if, as sometimes the cas, we have heavy rain in the spring or summer, this will carry off the surplus water and prevent it from damaging the garden. 1 plant potatoes in the others. In harrowing they get six inches of mellow earth in the bottuin, and 1 drop the seed on. tins and cover it with some coarse manure,and when 1 cover this with earth from the sides the dead furrow is nearly lull 'But u must have cost a good deal to Eet this spot fixed up so well,' said the c"q lire. .Not a great deal,' I answered. -Abcnt five dollars for the untlerdram; two days work with a hand and team hauling sand, and 23 cedar trees at thiee cents apiece for the wind-break. Of rourse, 1 put a few dollars worth of manure on the garden every year, but that the crop always pays lor. "I believe that you have a spot here that is naturally meilow and warm,' said the 'Squire. 'Naturally Wrm after I drained it, and mellow after what 1 have done to it; but for some years I could not plow it six inches deep. V. was a tough, waxy soil, and turned up very clodut, and cothine helped this till 1 tnel fall plowing. 1 fouud that after it was thoroughly dried out in the summer and there would come a rain, I Ct-bld put the p'ow down ten inches, and ever siuc-- that X have plowed in the fill. Tlie w Jercey Coast. Professor Cook sijs a t-onsiderable breadth of land Las been worn away within the Inst century all along the shore, from bandy Hook south .o Cape May, New Jersey. Near bLre whury inlet the water 1-De has moved from 160 to 33U feet inland during the last 28 years ; opposite tbe old Long Branch Hotel the sea has crept S75 feet further up on the beach, and opposite Whale Pond the eccroachment reaches 525 feet at one point. Near Cape May the encrochnients have been much more marked. Fur a mile and a half north of New England Creek the sea has moved in land 1 04'J feet iu the last 1ST years. A few rods furlLer .south the instance from the present to the old sen line is 850 feet. At Cape inland the shore has worn away a full mile mnev the Revolution, and even since the United Stales Coast Purvey was inaugurate J, SO years aiio, the wear along the beaches uorlh-east from the Cape has been so great as to rt q lire very consider able Cbmgt-s in the map of the siiore lines. These changes by tneuiselves n.ay very plausibly be ascribed to the continued breaking of the waves on tire land; hut in the salt and o her tide marshes arc ev-dences tending to show that the level of higb water is highei than it used to be may be formed. In many places dead tiees are to ceseen standing u the shallow purls of the marshes. I hey e-ao lie seen iu all the marshes down the ma stic-re. i'lieie is au extraordinary number ot tiieui iu the njarlta near lleuni.-vme, iu Cape May, while there is evidence tu it the vast sail nieduw- between the ilarkenaik au.i I'assair Rivers s-bicb divide Newaik lrom Jersej C ty, en once aiaijlr uplauus. Iu various potts o! thetlau people have been driven lioin their lamis by the gradual ruing of ihe bta. Mauy islands ot excel lent Soil, some cl tlie'ui heavily timbered, have been submerged. An itUud iu Elsen- borough coutiijeu iu lTu'j 10 acres of goeid farm land T -day not a vootue of it cm be seen. TLe famous Money la an 1 lias disappeare', too. At the be-giming of the pres nt century it was ot considerable size and well tiuiherei. The noted pirate Capt. Teach, or Biackbeard, as he was popularly known, wintered there one season with his crew, early in the last century. The few and sca tered lnhubilauls of the neighborhood believed that Biackbeard buriisj his treasure there. It has disap jiearert beneath the ocean's surface. Joliu Han is a Ki.-volutiouary ajluier, bought what was knowu as K mud Island, off Loer Aliowiy, iu lo:J. It contained then 40 acres ot good upland. He cleared off the timber and buiit comfortable farm buildings on it. Subsequently he pur chased another island ol about tbe same area, near 11 mud Island, and erected farming buildings on it. He cultivated the soil of both. He bequeathed one to each son. When, after his death, they went to take possession of their inheri tances they found that the sea had claimed both the farms and the buildings were taken from them. There is a tradition that the great salt-water meadows sear Salem were heavily timbered a century and a half ago. It is said by one who has made the rising of the sea a study that the flood tides on Delaware Biy rise at least six inches higher than they did 50 years ago. ivy- It is a popular error to surpoee that ivy growing on ihe walla ol a house makes it damp. Tne attachment of ivy to walls. so far lrc-ui ii.jurirg them and causing dampness, is au advantage. It the walls are dry when planted, ivy will keep them so. If damp, as the plant overspreads their surlac e ihe dampness will disappear. Where dampness prevails ivy sucks out the moisture, and its thick foiiauc will prevent the access cf lain to the structure; and thus it is not only a remover, but a pre ventative, of dampness. The only danger attending the planlkg of ivy on buddings is where fissures occur in tbe walls in which case the shoots bed roots will enter, and, if left undisturbed, their growth will soon beein to tell upon the building, and will, by increase of growth, push aganst the sides of the openinir, thereby enlarging it, and eventually so weaken the wall as to cause it to laiL Where the wall is sound there is do such danger, for the plant does not make fissure?, although quick to dis cover them. AQRIC OLTUBE. Th EabU Sowixo of Oats. In few thines have the advantage of an underdrain soil shown to better effect than In oat growing. Light soils are not favorable to oats, and yet it is the light soils which are the early ores. Un the other nami. oals require a moderately low temperaiuie of at least two months to perfect its root organization, it ought to be one of the earliest crors sown in spring, but oiir strong soils on which it does best are often wet sous, and very unfavorable to early sowing. Those who have strong sails, and yet tolerably drj, have the Tery best of oats-land, and those who nave not, must watch every chance te get in the seed early, if they would have the best results. Those who know this and yet have land for oats wbieh they teel they will hardly be able tc seed before the end of Apnl. sometimes prepare the land in the fa'l and then sow the seed on the snow early in March. Snow in our region is too preca rious to found auy system theiean. We may have snow or we may not. Bat in the Western States, where snow is a regu lar thing we notice that the prac tice is glowing into favor. Those wbe have tried it say the teed sprouts as soon as the fi st warm days of spring come, some two weeks at least ahead of the regular Apnl sowings, and the crop is proportionally increased. We may not find this plan everywhere feasible but we may be encouraged always to sow at the earliest time practicable. A watek pvjp door for a creamery can be made as follows; Mix a ruehel of hy draulic cement with three bushels of good clean, sharp sand, dry, and very evenly. Have ready a quantity of coarse gravel. Put iu a niixinp-hox seven bushels of the gravtlacd wet it thoroughly with water, then mix the cenunt and sand to a thin mortar, and work into it lmxediateiy very intimately the wetted gravel. Spread this concrete over the floor three inches thick; while one is spreading this let another be be mixing another lot and lay it until the floor is covered. As a piece is laid it should be rammed firmly with a broad tammer made of a piece of plank fitted to a heavy handle, until the soft mortar flows over the top. Smooth this with a straight edge and finish with a heavy mason's fl jau Thei, when this is dry paint it with rtw lineeed oil and spread dry cement over it, spreading it with a broom until the sur face of the concrete will absorb no more. TniKE is no such d if case as ''Hollow florn,'' or "liornail." in cattle patholojry. When cattle can get run down or starved out aud are weak and sick, ignorant cat tle doctors not knowing what the trouble is, call it Hollow Horn, because their born are not so warm as they would be unde better treatrreLt and with richer blood But there really is no such disease, and herce, Ixnrg their horns and splitting tails is the merott quackery and humbug. Intelligent farmers will not allow sucu treatment of their stock. Good shelter, warm blankets, rich food, salt and copper as (sulphate of iron) are tbe proper reioe dies for tbe bad condition ot the health called "Hollow Horn," by people who know no better. Thz S.jciety ot Public Analysis of Great Britain has adopted a standard for the poorest milk ot (i per cent, of solids and 25 per cent, cf fats. Prof. Cimeron states that examinations of the lorty-rwo short horn cows during the wint.Tof 18S0, gave 9. 70 per cent, of solids and 4.20 per cent, of fats in the poorest milk, tbe cows being housed end well Ted. The yield per day was 11 i quarts j er cow. In every instance more luiIk was given in the morning than in the evening. The quantity of milk iinj proved in each case as the time tor calving drew near. The olo'er cows were found to give both more and better milk than tbe youneer ones. Gbaxclar Bctteb. To those who have nquired in lefersnce to the production of butter in tbe granular torro, we would say that, the peculiar condition is not due to the kind of churn that may be used. Just as gro J granulated butter may be produced in the ' B ancliaid, or any other churn with a revolving dasher, as in any form of oscillating churn, it all depends on stop ping it Just the right ti-je; and that is when the granules have formed, and be fore they have compacted into a uniform nit &?, a? tbey W.1L, if the motion of the churn be continued. Statistics show that the people of this country consume four and one-1 alf pounds of clieej-e j er capita, while the people of Eagland consume about fourteen pounds per capita annually. The argument that cheese is cot a wholesale article of food, it would seeiu, would not hold good in tne light ot tLis fact, as the agricultural clas ses ot Ejglnnd. who are iaree consumers of cbeese, are among the most robust and hexllhy people of the world. The genuine worth of American cheese is appreciated in G.eai Britain, the exports ounug the past year showing a very large increase. Pb 'FissoR Ae.wld sas that tne best rul: lor aaUin turner u to salt to suit the ta te of the consumer. There is do use in applying any particular amount of salt for tlie purpose ot preserviuc butler, because the VtiT ligltsi sailing isalwa.s more than fUtliciciit tor all tl.fi effect sait cau have as a preservative element Gjneially, one ounce of suit to s xieen ounces of but it, song to obMuie any faulty taste, is sumjient. II a IlAVor is very fine it will not be desirable to change it, but on the couirary to give it more ptotuiuence; hence the less salt, say one ounce to twenty ot tuner, tne ueiter. Canada lias become more emphatically a cairy country than the Luited Suites. Vi'h a population of 5,000,000, they manufacture annually 60;000,0i0 pounds ot cheese, equal to lz pounds per capita, while we, with 50, (JU0, 000 make 300,000, 000, or 6 pounds per capita. With a pop ulation not exceeding one tenth of ours their exports of tu ter are about one-half as gieat as ours. A mill pick maker au vises that in srin ding picks l lie pressure be not too great, and uiat sufficient water be used so that healing, which always injures the tem per, be prevented, it should be borne in mind that cracking picks should not be used for f unowitg, and no pics should be used after its edges are too blunt. When picks are blunt grind them to a straight level, ouc-eiihth or three eighths long. It is interesting and it may be instruc tivc to snu.a to learn that certain kinds of wood, although of great durability in themselves, act Hpon each other in such a a way as to prodice mutual dcstmc'-i n. Experiments with cypress and walnut, aud cypress and cedar, prove Ihat they will rot esch other while joined tigether, but on separation the rot w:ll cease, and the tlmkers remain perfectly sound for a long period. The average cut of gieen corn per acre m this country does not exceed forty tons while tbe French farmers it is said cut 120 iOLS to the acre. The French have a made peculiar to themselves. They d g deep trenches in the ground and bury the gre?n corn titer it is cut. it cjmes out sweet and p.ood, and is kept iu this manner for a long t.me, aud when taken qyt is freely eaten by the cattle. Evibt person wLo keeps chickens should raise garden peppers. A tea made by boiling them inwater ai:d added to boiled potatoes or corn-meal dough is sta ted to be a sure preventive of cholera in fowls. Linseed oil. well appiled with a white wash brush, has been recommended by a Kentucky fruit grower as a reliable reme dy for pear blight. He Ciaims to have ef fectually checked the progress of this dis ease with its use. Is spite of drouth and chinch bugs, Kan sas, according to the latest reliable esti mates, will have this season about 100, 000,000 bushels of corn. DOMESTIC. Neapolitan Cakc lake the whites of fifteen eggs, one and one-fourth pounds sugar, one and one-founh pounds of but ter, one teacupful of sweet milk, two t - spconf ule of baking powder ; neat togciner for the white cake. For tbe lruit part, take eleven yolks of eggf, three cups of sugar, four snips of flour; one-half pound of butter, one teacup buttermilk, one tea spoon soda, (or sweet milk ana two tea spoonfuls baking powder), one and one half raisins, halt pound enrrauts, half pound blanched almonds, one fourth pound dry citron, half cup brandy, one nutmeg ; add one fourth of the white batter to fruit batter, then bake in one inch pans, and ice together in alternate layers. The re cipe makes three each. Uoigbxtts.- Pint of fl.Mir, half cup of suear, spoouful of butter and one of cream of tartar, half spoonful saleratus, halt a nutmeg, cup ot milk (enough to wet and rolL Soften the butter and mix with the milk, and mix ths rest wifi tbe flour, stirring into the butter and milk. Beat well with a spoon, roll an inch thick and cut in any shepe you please. Fry in boil ing lard or orippings until done, aboat eight minutes. Add two eggs if desired. It is better to fry the doughnuts In a deep kettle than a frying pan. What ths Director Said. A Boston reporter while in the office of the New York and Boston Despatch Ex press Owrpiny, had a conversation with Mr. B. F. Larabee, one of tbe directors of the company, who gave the following personal experience: "A little over a year ago I was taken sick. I did not know what the trouble was, but I continued to grow worse, and my complaint bsffljd the skill of my doctors. At last my symp toms developed into that terrible com plain', BngUt'H Disease, which baa been pronounced incurable by all physician. My sufferings at that time were unspeak able. I was bloated from head to foot ; my heart pained me ; my pulse was irreg ular, and 1 was unable to breathe except n short, convulsive gaps. While suffer ing thus I learned of Warner's Safe Kid ney and L:ver Cure, aud although I had been given up to die by the prominent physicians of Boston, and they bad told my friends I could n l live a weei.l resolv ed to try this remedy as a last resort. I am rejoiced to say it has effected a perfect cure in my case, aud with may ot my friends, who have been afH.cted with kid ney troubles, either of long standing or in their acute lorms, and who, under my ad vice, have used this most woudcrful reme dy." Potted Herring. Scrape and wash a dozen fish, lay them in salt tor three hours. Take an earthem jar, and cut the pieces so as to fit the jar, season with a teaspoon ful of salt, twenty whole jvppers, ten cloves, two bits of mace, and half a tea spoonful of ground ginger. Put tbe fish in layers, adding tbe salt and spices on each layer. Pack down tightly, then fill the jar with three-q iarte'S vinegar and one quarter water. Cover the top with a stiff crust of flour and water. Bake gently for Ave hours. Eit cold. BmTEKMiLK BiscTiTS. To three cup fuls of buttermilk and one of butter, one teaspoonful cream tartar, baif a teasponful of soda, a dessert spoonful of salt, and flour enough to make the dough just st ff enough to admit of being rolled out into dough. The measure has not been accur ately ascertained, but calculate upon needing about two quarts of flour in mak ing by the above highly recommended recipe. n!Uc. Send Fur It. KnullajO. ft It. Stevens' Book on Ensilage, tbe preserving ot green forage crops la silos, giving his own experience and the practi cal experience of 23 practical farmers; 120 pages elegantly bnund m cloth : price. 50 cents ; sent by mail. Address ii. XL Stevens; Boston, Mass. Cons Bbkad 'three teacups ot Indian meal, one tabltpxnful of salt, one table spoonful each oi sugar and butter, one egg, one and one-half pints of boiling water. Put nn-al, sugar, salt and butter into a bowl, and pour the water upon the ingredients, beat a Liinute, and then break the egg in and beat thoroughly and spread the mixture on thinly and bake in a vtry quick oven. There should lie only two crusts. S rrGiJGEEBEEAD. Two-tUrds cupful butter, two-thirds cupful sugar, two-thirds cupful molasses, two-thirds cupful sour milt, two eggs, three good cnpfuls flour, one teaspoonfm singer, a little cinnacon, a good leaspjonful sona dissolved in two great spoonfuls cold water, and put in just before lakintr: cupful chopped rais ins improves it; a slow fire and a close watch while baking; this makes two loaves. Bboiled Mcttos Chops. Beat the mut ton chops urtil tender ; then trim, making the chops of uniform size and shape ; pour on them boiling water, bet them remain in it a miuui", dry them and rub them with pepper, tail and fiesh butter. Ley on a gridiron over hot cotls, always re n einbenng to cover theiu while broiling. Turn them, and as soon as nicsly browned glace in a hot dish, pour over them melted uuiier aud serve. Bxf Omklkt. Three pounds of beef chopped fine ; three eugs beaten together : six crackers rolled fiue.ne tablespoonful of melted butter ; sage to the taste ; mix well and make like a loaf of bred ; put a little water and bits of butter into the pan ; invert another pan over it; baste the omelet occasionally ; bake an hour and a qucter, and when cold slice very thin. Cheap Irish Stxw. Cut two pounds of the flank of beef in pieces atiout two inches square ; rub them well with pep per and salt ; pe 1 and slice one quart of onions; place beef and onions in a 6auce pan, with ju't Cold water enough to cover them, and stew taem gently for one and a half hours; then add one quart of peeled potatoes, and boil the stew until the pota toes are soft, which wilt be in a'jout twenty minutes, berve at once hot. Th3 Body. Oa retiring st night wipe the body and limbs with a wet to el and wash tbe feet. Rub the arms and legs quick and bird for a few moments, to give a start to the sluggish blood, and vou will sleep the better for it, besides pro moting cleaniines', upon which good heal h so much depends always. A flesh brush is excellent for the purpose of promotiue circulation and a healthy acuon of the skin. To Freshes Black Lack. Lay it on a clean table; sponge it ail over with weak solution of borax, about an even teaspoonful or less to a pint of warm water; use a piece of old black silk, or black kid glove is tetter, to sponge with; while damp cover with a piece of black silk, or cloth, then iron. Let Them Etakd. Boiled hams are much nicer to lei them stand in the water in which they are boiled until cold. The outside then docs no: turn blitck as it does when taken trom the water to cool con sequently, there is less waste in preparv g them for the table. But always re- member to remove the lid of the kettle, so the steam may escape. TUi should be done after boiling anything of the kind. Spasmodic croup is attended with little or no danger, still it causes great anxiety on the part of narents and friiuds be cause of the difficulty of breathing which it occasions, verging on suffocation. Let tbe patients feet be placed in warm water and hot applications be made to the throat. this will relieve any ordinary ca& in fif teen minutes. A light and spare diet for two or three d.iys will prevent a recur rence ot the disease. To Glaze Lisa. A nlnt for the laun dry: Linou niay be glazed by adding a teaspoonful of salt and one of finely scraped soap to a pint of starch. HUMOROUS. A CoCI-lx of smart ehaps Were riding in a buggy, and drove up to where an old man and woman were seated in a wagon to which was hitched a pair ot oxen. Tbey had come from Texas, and were going to Missouri. "Hello, old man; how much will you take for your wife, cash up? M said one of the smart chaps. "Well, let's see, "aud tbe man, scratch ing bis head, "I guess hundred dollars '11 take her." 'Give you seventj-five," replied the smart chap. "Take her," said the old man, "and 111 throw tbe wagon and oxen in." The boys in the bugtry were beat, and commenced to drive off, when the old woman Jumped out of the wagon and ex claimed: "Hand over tbe cainck; stranger, hand over tbe chinck; this yere family haint to be bluffed by no fellers wearin' stove-pipe I tats an' aide-board collars, yoa bet yer muck oa that. We're from Texa?, we air." Eleiit HundTMf Tho&saad Iople. There are already booked for passage to this country in 1882. nearly a half million people, and it is- estimated that 800,000 will emigrate from Europe and Canada to the est and .northwest. In consequence of this vast throng, tbe "ALBERT LEA ROUTE," (Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Railway) has been compelled to put upon its line an addi tional Fast .Express Train, composed of moat elegant day and night cars, leaving Chicago at 11a. m,, and reaching Minne apolis early the next morning in ampletime to allow those going to Northern Minne sota, Dakota or Manitoba, to obtain their breakfast and make the connection for all points North or Northwest. This train is run especially to connect with the new express traius which tbo Northern Pacific, and SU Paul Minne apolis and Manitoba Railroads (tbe latter connecting with the Canadian Pacific tit, Vincent)kave just put upon their lines. The regular evening express train from Chicago, will be run as heretofore, and make tbe evening connections from Min neapolis for all points in the territory named above. It is important, and travelers should bear it in mind, that there are no carriage transfers by the "ALBERT LEA ROUTE, n passengers being landed Union Depots at Minneapolis and St. Paul. This is the route to travel over for ture connection, ana u the pleasantest and most comfortable line to the Korth- west. The trains of the "ALBERT LEA ROLTE," leave Ciiicajo from the depot ot the GREAT ROCK ISLAND, the old favorite with travelers destuied for Kan aas, Colorado New Mexico, Arizona and tbe 1'acinc Coast. Send your address to E. St. John, Gen eral Ticket and Passenger Agent.Chicago, and obtain our new illus'-rated Western Trail. "Jcst now, in at Smith's," said Jones, his face flushed with tbe proud conscious ness of a good deed done, "my honesty bad a severe strain. A fellow went out just after I came id, and I noticed he lett half a dollar of his change on the counter. My first thnufht wss to pocket it. Sorry to sav it, boys; but it is a fact. I didn though, thank heaven! No; 1 Inst put out my fingers near it when Smith banded me my cigars, and by a cunous coinci dene it was lust tbe right change. Seemed sort o' providential, didn't it! Yes," he continued, "there's no doubt about it; honesty is the best policy:-' 'Vcc remember, sir, you married me rrany years ago," said a gentleman to distinguished preacher in Charlotte, N C. "No; don I say 1 nitxnsd you, was the rep'y, but that I marrifled you, and thereupon he explained to the satisfac tion of the married man that this was the" word that ought to be uied, wheiher it in the dictionary or not, and now he defies any one to prove that according to analogous formation in tbe Ian eu age tbe word is incorrect It means to make married and that's what the preacher does. Kidury Coiniilaiuts of all descriptions are relieved at once,and speedily cured by Kidney-Wort. It seems Intended by nature tor the cure of all diseases of the kidneys caused by weakness and debility. Its great tonic powers are especially directed to the re moval of this class of diseases. We know of persons that have suffured for thirty ysars that have been permanently cured by taking Kidney -Wort a short time. Try it, either liquid or dry. Sun. Tbe judge at a court in Maine has sen teneed a culprit to twenty five years in the State prison. The fact was comma nicatfcd to the prisoner's mother, who was struck at the magnitude of the sentence. VV hat did they do that forf ' she exclaim ed. "Twenty-five years! Why, he won' be contented there three weeks! ' Jask (under nine) to her governess "Miss B.unt, when ma asks you to have some mere wine to-day at dinner, do, piease say yes. Governess "Why, what do you wish me to tase more wiue lor?" jane -un, i only want to see mi l face." "Did SUo Die T ''No : she linirereel "pining away all the time, for ycar.s the uuiuS ucr no good ; and at last was cured by this Hop Bitters the i.ouera aay so mucn about. Indeed I in ueeai now thankful we should be for uiu uieuicine. A good lady who, on the death ot her husband, married his brother, has a por trait of the former hangine in her dinine room Oae day a visitor, remarking tbe piiiting, asked : "is that a member of your family P Oh, that's my poor broth er in-law," was the ingenious rep!. Lasd steward (to tens jt farmer"): "Well Giles, what are you going to sow in here?" t armer: "Ami 'xactly made ud mind. sin but if we could put in a few stewards and land agents they seem to thrive best on the land nowadays "Weather str ps," mused Junior Al'v as he looked at a sign. "Of course it does Strlpi the leaves all off the tree in the fall, and and most all the clothes off the nso. pie in oog oay. Mother Shipton's prophecy is supposed to be about four hundred years old. and c.c.j, yrupnccj nas Deen fulfilled except the last the end of the world in 1831 Buy your Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the great ratural hair re- -rorer, Doiore tne world comes to an end. Did you ever notice the fact, that a tran p who claims he has a trade, but cau get no work at, in the winter he is a brick maker, and in the summer a lumberman or ice sawyer ? "Have you ground all your tools, as I told you this morninir I" said a carpenter to his apprentice. "All but the saw; sir, I couldn't get quite all tbe eansoutof that." Whes two women with new hats on pais each ether on the street there is a pur of back stairs made immediately. ' Cold and clammy," said the tramp as be bo! ted a mouthful of yesterday's chow der. Tom and Jerry are tbe Damon and ythias of the rum and whisky drinker. Tnr. cook who undertakes to pluek a turkey must make a clean breast of it. A CasTAts young man bi ought hi affi anced down from tbe country to see the sights. One day while they were passing a confectioner's the swaiu noticed in the window a placard bearing tbe announce ment' "Ice cream one dollar per gal-" "Well," said the young man as he walked Into the saloon, "that's a pretty steep price to charge for one gaL but, Msria, I'll see you through, no matter what it costs. Here's a dollar, waiter; ice cream for 'hi J gaL" Sydney Smith being ill, bis physician advised him to "take a walk upon an empty stomach." "Upon whose ?" asked Sydney. Still better steps to take would be tbe purchase of Dr. R- V. Pierce's Golden Medical Djcovery" and Plea sant Purgative Pellets, " which are es pecially valuable to those who are obliged to lead sedentary lives, or are afflicted with any chronic disease of the stomach or bowels. By druggist. Macbeth was a pretty lair play, con sidering the time it was written and the time it was written or, although it is not at all like one of Boucicault's. There are defects in i, of course; one of which is that a character called "Exeunt" does too much of tbe marching and fighting. Still it does very well ouite well. Skbvaxts on the stage are aa like the class of people tbey picture as possible. Ring a bell and, lo! before your band has left the rope be is with you, very much as if he has been listening at the door as indeed he has. Cured a SO Tear invalid. JVo. 422 Eutaw Street, Jialttmore, Maryland. Dr. R. V. Pierce, BuffAlo, N. If . : Dear Sif My.wifc was a hope less invalid lor nearly twenty years. Your "Favoute Prescription" has cured her. Gratefully, R. T. McCat. A max can always write bettr than he can (peak. This is a rule of universal application. Even when a gentleman stands on the bank of a stream, be gets no fish by speiking, though be be ever so eloquent, but on the other hand, if be just "drops a line" to the finny tribe, they re spond with great alacrity. The fool goeth out in a sail boat when he doesn't know a boom from a breaker but the wise man picks up pebbles on tbe shore a ad flirts with tbe girl in the pink dress. T.t l;nn-f.m..t vu or this j wi-h weii la-ie-i. smtting of blood, brodcuilis, or klnired auctions of throat or mnj, send two stamps for Dr. R. V. Pierce's treatise on these maladies. Address the doctor. Buffalo. N. i Wife (to her husband, who is en tin juicy roast with great relish ) "For neaven's sake, we have both forgotten that this is a fast da v. flutftand (sulk ily) "You might ha ye waited at least till I was through." A Ilea's Brain Fooe! Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness ef Generative Organs, $1 all druggists. Send for circular. Allen's Pharmacy, SU First ar it. 1. from ine ACientijic American we learn that L. C. White ot Jasper, Jasper county, Texas, claims that after a very protracted period of study and experiment be has obtained a worm-proof species of cotton, giving more and larger bolls to tbe stalk than any other variety, besides ma turing earlier and excelling in the quality of its lint Before permitting this cotton to bo used by planters generally he a-ks a reward lor his labors of 31,010,000 lrom tbe Government. Our contemporary wise ly says that if the new "double-hybrid' cotton really do;s possess these qualities Mr. hite should be able to make $1,000 000 selling seed to planters n-uch quicker than he is likely to get any such sum from the Department of Agriculture. kal Cctlet. Cut the veal as if for steak, or frying, put lard or butter in tbe pan and let it be hot. Beat up an egg on a plate, and have some flour on another dip tbe pieces first in tbe esg and then in the Hour, on both sides, and lay in the pan and fry uutd done, turning it carefully once. This makes an excellent dish it well prepared. This way is superior to butter. FtEMTruE Polish Make a mixture of three parts linsved oil and one part spirits o: turpentine: It not only covers tbe disfigured surface, but restores wood to us original color, and leaves a lustre upon the surface. Put on with a woolen cloth, and when dry rub with woolen. Refreshing Dkise is Fives Put little tea-sage, two sprigs ot balm, and a little wood sorrel into a s'one jug, having first washed and ariad them; peel thin a small lemon, and clear from the white. slice it, and put a bit of the peel In, then ponr in three pints of boiling water. Sweeten, and cover close. Do not use benzine upon the carpets to prevent moths unless you want your roof blown off Coal oil will do about as well, poured on the floor aroaud the edges of ths carpets. Salt also is said to be a sure remedy. item and Denies are healthy every day of tbe year, wLetaer man is sics or well. Actual observation has established the r act that lruit is medicinal even in diarrheaa, inasmuch as it has cura'.ive ef fects, when properly used. Ccbb ib Titter. Take two part of glycerine and one part of alcohol, put in a bottie; shake well and apptv to the pa-s affected; and in washing the hands use soap. TVie two coldest spots on the earth are not its poles. One of them is in north- eastern S.beria, the other in the archipelago north of tbe N ihh American coait boe, Lorthwest ol the .Tarry islands. Their av erage January temperature is about 5o deg. Fabr. Felons. Beef marrow, bound on and renewed twice a dry, U said to be the most effectual agent for the cure ot those painful visitants, felons. 1 1 DEC J 1KPKOYED ROOT BEER. I SOe. package makes a gallons ot a I dellckxM, wholesome, roarklinr Temnerance beverage. Ak your druggitt, or lent by mail tor SA. C E. UIKtCS, N. Delaware Ave.. FhUa. FOR LADIES ONLY. TIM LdlQe lledll Avit1nn 1tMni.. 11 duwa at women mre proper) br t&fe most com- ruKj. luu rename pnyaciui, WHO nave made mica t(aee e ADeaAl Ufa iiilv ...... .n . .. tully treat l by ami advice rasa. AttnenTBivT. LI UOXriLXNTlAI Mend v. ..n r.1 . v r-,.. . ... . or, U not in need uf remedies, tend oar "Hint to LealeM." whi. ta B-ivee novel end interaeuujr lulorm. ban fob Lad Iks G9LT. It will pl-ew. you. Tree. Ad- 19 Frauklin ntreet, BufleMt A. A. ' STPPPEO FREE MarvsiUm gttctxt DR.KUHESGREAT Mratfar r3awA-wAn. u if taken a directed. iW An kr t.JL'.Ti Tr"i'" A"" M ,rt bottle frue to AjcH3crlla.elei,fa. Javfec44aYaa fi3 I t I T j An English firm is building a machine for cleaning and lubricating wire ropes, which la said to work successfully and to supply a long-felt want The machine can be used on either round or flat ropes. The rope first passes between a pair of flat wire brushes, the pressure of which can be regulated by screw. Below are two hoppers for catching the dirt removed. Lower down, tbe rope passes between a pair of revolving brushes, and then between rollers of soft material, which grip it with an adjustable pressure. These roller are geared to the revolving brushes in such a way that they drive them in a contrary di rection to the rope's movement. The bris tles of the wire brushes push between the strands of the rope and leave the spaces open to receive the oiL When the oil is applied, tbe rotating wire brushes are re placed by strong hair brushes, fed with oil fiom feeders placed above. The brushes can be raised easily, and it is claimed tor the machine that its cleaning of ropes al lows a more thorough inspection than has heretofore been possible. Cold is antagonistic to health, Inducing Coughs asd other dangerous Bronchial diseases, which qaickly yield to the sooth ing yet positive influence of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Price 25 cents bottle. Considerable interest has been aroused in Austrian medical circles by the appear ance in the drug market of a new narcotic from Queensland, thus far only known by its singular native name of "pitchery-bil-gery." It is made from the pink and wlute blossoms of a stunted shrub indigenous to northern Australia, and is prepared for use by the simple process of compressing these flowers into a compact cake. Taken in minute doses it is a stimulant, in larger donee a sedative, and lr considerable quan tities an ante-thetic. But its reputation chiefly arises from the supposition that it possesses the peculiar property of enabling those who habitually consume it to with stand fatigue and undergo great physical exertion upon a low diet. These statements are made by a medical journal of the Aus trian capital, the Apotheker Zeitung, which probably does cot mean lo guarantee their truth. II is not at all likely that a plant possessing all the properties essential for a physical regeneration of the world has been discovered in Queensland or any where else. Consumption Cored. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by an Kaet India missionary the formula of a eomple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cute for Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a posi tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested iu wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his suffering fellow. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will send free of charge to all who desire it, this recipe, in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, vy. A. Xotes, 149 Power's Block, Rochester. X. Y. Tree frofis make pretty and useful pets. Kept in a greenhouse they will forage for themselves duriug the summer and destroy many a slug and fly and insect hurtful to the plants. Toward winter tbey lose their appetite and bury themselves in the mud or loam. Their pecu'iar note is popularly believed to bj weather warning, and in its frequency to increase with a falling ba rometer. WAsnrsoT 'S, D. C, May 15th, 18S0. Gsstixmex naving been a sufferer for a long time from nervous prostration and general debility, I was advised to try Hop Bitters. I have taken one bottle, and I have been rapidly getting better ever since, and I think it the best medicine I ever used. I am now gaining strength and appetite, which was all gone, and I was in despair until I tried your Bitters. I am now well, able to go about and do mr own work. Before taking it, I was completely prostrated. ilRS. 31 ART STUART. J. Marcel Duprez has lately made soT-e very promising experiments in rela tion o the question of conveying power throueh the means of electricity over long distances. With a mMificatiou of the small type of Gramme machine he ootained a useful work of about 2b0-font pounds, although a resistance equal to fifty miles of ordinary telegraph wire had been inter posed between the generating nachine and the machine which reconverted the elec trical energy into motive power. No sparks were given off at the I. rushes and there was no development of beat. Shan't I Take a nine rill f No, don't take it and run the risk at mercurial poisons, but when bilious aud constipated get a package of the celebrated Sidney-Wort, and it will speedily cure you, It is nature's great remedy for con sultation, and for all kidnev and liver diseases. It acts promptly on these great organs and so restores health, strength and rigor. It is put up in l:q lid and dry form, both acting with e q ial efficiency. Price $1. See advertisement. It it stated that after many years' labor Herr Carl Gehmia, of Berne, has succeed ed in producing artificial mother-of-pearl which cannot be distinguished from the natural article. It can be moulded into any shape and coloied to suit any taste. Changes of temper .ture have no percepti ble ellef t upon it. 1 his new substance is said to be much cheaper than the present mother-ot-peerl of commerce. Clear, boiling water will le-nove tea stains and fruit stains. Pour the water through the stain, and thus prevent it from spreadiug over the fabric Send name and address toCragin i& Co.. Philadelphia, Pa., for cook book free. Professor Jfutley says that those who have taken ac active part in science should be killed at sixty, as not being flexible enough to yield to the advance of new ideas. He is hinself nea-ly nft. seven. Professor Johnson savs the difference between a scientist and a piactical man is this: Tbe latter believes a thing till it is proven valueless, while the former believes nothing that has not been demonstrated to be of real value. lie also says there is no best corn manure; all manures will differ in value to the crop planted recording to fie toil upon whieb the crop is planted. Well-seasoned uosts. when thorouehlv ailed and ctiarred and dipped in hot tar, will remain rot and insect proof for many years in aimott all kinds of soil. r "Buchnpeuba, Quick, complete cure nrinar arti.' niartmg, frequent or difficult urination, kid-, aey diseases, tl at dratr-it w- SXj?L25,6fr'i WiLuVjersey Dr. Kline's Ureat rt-rre r ajtt ia the marvel of the age for all nerve d.eeone-. Ail fits etopaed fr. 8enl to ftil aich Street Fnd-dvlpliia. I'a. On Thirty Day ' Trial. The Toltaio Be t Co. H. rshall MieA. n and their Electru-Voitaie Kaita n Uectrio Appliance oa trial fa thirty day to any peraou afflicte- with Ne. Tone -Debility Lost Vitality, and kindred traaU guaruteel lag complete restoration n - Address as above without deary. t. 8. No risk im incurred, as M ball. n Ma Hoasas Hiadlt. Mania lin olid. ok, tvo' u ana Chttunai suee s, It re oa aaad a superb stock o -zm Ooe qudiiu oia awuua. wuk.li lbe otTei at as low prka 1 as staaea ol Ue arst quauty, Bertac alias la a r tea saace. eaa faoesid bx. -.,- Vegetine Punflb tbe Blood, Be novates and In vigorates the Whole System, rrs asDicixAi. raoPEBTTEs au Alterative. Tonio. Solvent and Diuretic. Veoatihi ta made exclusively from the Juices of earefully-esleete l bar, roots sua sertie, sua so si marly concentrate-! ttrit it will effectually eradi rly eonoenirateJ ttrit It will effectually eradl- m&-iuur22 erwn II win or. :rytpel. Halt cate mm lierwi l-ae.Mna. Sfalner. lr Rheniw. KvDblllile Imm I'anker t'ninlarss at hlamnrta. an.t all ilLsa-js txutsruie trots Impure biood. r toll rat, sat. flnmanatory an. I 4. toraiale Itbeaiwsallena. Ikaaralatav eat and haisaal waw alalaia, can only be effectually cured throutfb. tue o'oikI. Kit l ibera and Erastlvt Dieae of the Sfcla. rstslea, s-iaaatiea. Bl.icnta ll I Truer. Kewld aad soil Klsl warm. Vkobtiss baa never failed to effect a per nvirwnt cu re For Palas la the Bark, KMaaw Vaaa. plal ale. Drop;, reasala M'eakaa. LeaearrheB. aruuig frois Internal nlcerxtiwu, snl Qierine iliiteasra suti tJeaaral Ireblllly, Veuatinb set uuwily upua tne causes of tne:e complaint. It inviir'trare aiul atreataens tbe whole aratem. seta upim the secretive oracaa.., al Ltra uinaniiuauoa, cures ulceration anil regulates tlie bowels. For Catarrh, nyaaaasln. Habtlaal Oaallveaeaa. PUlDltallaa flhs Heart. Hradarse, file-, hvrvaaaaraa. sad Ueaeral frtatrs lea ef th .rrvoas fcvetem. no medicine has ever siren snch per fect saturation as tne Vbobtiks. It purines tne Mood, cleannes all of the organs, and possesses a control unjr power over tne nervoua ajatem, The remarkable cores effected by Vwv etinb hare induced many phvaictaDs and apothe caries whom we Know, lo prescribe anu nse u in their own families. Id fait, VsoETtxi is the best remedy yet dts eorere'l for the shore rliseuae. and is the ODly re liable BLOOD flKIFlEK jet placed helora ue public. Aegetixie D TUB BEST SPRIN3 MEDICINES. Tegetine is Solil by AH Druggists. Ruptur rilVRFUIi AJL1TEST3 AMSIN'G FROM KUPTTJEE AND TRUSSES. f iTin itsiatiU- aviaH'jyiM at w.iich are cnllc nuiUL ruuiili!iv lu ttu boK arnsriaUty.-vc. whm i psaclt- illsT Itx tuli SUrflSW teUJLaai by tu ifAAROCIft njtia1- pi:. Kt r-rnii ATRtrfwi-CACM Kkxttal TTmtvotT I)i:bilitt, uupairet lurmry and liidttferr-jic to antiiM-iueiitH artTfi sitirri'iic nscrt-sOiiMi, ne-kTiiy AOaW dunve to uealtb sml tlw jr lonararii ot uie. KrrrruE ani Tbcses Cachs Kivkt ad Bi-mv Ikk APfWTlNS.-iiulMC the uttMt tlniorBtfte of wtiifta in i.n-'ht'fc Ifiane of tls Kn In? v aud dapitiswod aal imtaU-d onditin rf tlin ItLidtW. aix of tbe pre ni 'iiitnry rtyiui'txu m wimaraoccaMmai iaaiui tir"WUr taati bus ii . iinjUFui (uirViinni as ui awaur. at:1 hii-rm.-ziisf iiidaiftrwia aiad UiaUatjf to tiw mxttM aw Itvnie-lltlttrf llff KmiKK ami TirRK!t now rratfnaj ajtrl tmrrT. rrjuiHo uuele-runiutf uf tb oontittiti-. iiupAirtnr th - d:iTftiu (imctaOaiJ, aud tbeftaby iviMhitfinrf fuvent ol trw worst iyiv Ki rrrw. and Trmnt tan thr rnnfii smt pH tlm of iiuui t- a fTvaOr r Utsm xtmit ta tv-r' tae of ): te, tli in lu physic, tl and moo si rHi:tti.na and men tal (l-oTaou. au1 in tba plutoca. aiad muntal imriiianc f tun bnnrH In a w. it makua nun lrru thxn a nun. and when, f rrtni oua or tu kilr of th fontfiHU- ahiii-tiona h bttfiu to tv-aUzw tka XiKrUfyinii" oniaiuou. ue iuded uwauea a croavture uf fiiMiiimtfatnii. Tne dim t mntnm In 1!ctA. by Rhrmn TTw-thtail withrttit an onnrlon. imn!v hv T?-rTiJii ksc-d tp:iration-4, UKh lut-vhaauicTd aud ntedtcmal. m.df d.tiiy by tii9 atient. who ran p rforrn any kind of lal tor iltiriuaf trtaitmnt with MfHy from the doUatcvr oi mnaiuou rupture avua wiuwu. uibJitaiutf wiin i cure. Book ani potrttrrnplnc HXfnrws of had taaca, fore and alter cnr-. niailnl for hir iVr-ionat attend m- nvrMir Pit-nt rr-iWtTic mt oi me ciiy can receive Uvatmeni ami ivturn i:au ' dfVst tn hi- trrtsat rtirht with Snllimn w dou.'towinsT, in a ctvat nrfaMira, to hi rupture and trirM. Hi he apr'iir-i to Ir. K. suid pnruTed hv tivatnvnt before the rht h wnl hare Wn necnred Ir-tm tlie weakijinir et?t-'t of rupture, aud aa well niui xr uk air.t a upturn ne nii uo rupiuru. I'H. J. A. Sher.aM And tti onTr Pr. stvmuin known to thepnWrr fnrin-r thrnt Uurty-tlve veer- for hi -ti-t-4-f nl rnr-tho.1 of twaunof rnpf'ire. can be oonrolu-d at his PhiladiH- Suia office, ac: Walsh-t Mrt. Aiil &, i and 7. lt; and 2 . and way 4, 5. and W rdn May. Thursday and r'ndaya of every thT w k avli-rarl. iTitiei pni offi.-e, Sal BnoADWAT, N. Y.. wht-rv be niay be twusuiteu every Jinuttay, AoeMiay ana iaxiiraay. THE GREAT CURE ' roa RHEUMATISM As it ta for all diseases of the KIDNEYS. LIVf R AND BOWELS It eleanses the ajntem ef the -wrr.d poison that esuet Vim erseaful salTeriBs; wkieh o:lj the wiotiBis of ahen-ntiem can reaiiae. THOUSANDS OF CASES of the wont forms of this tsarlble dlseass bare besa qiitokiy relieved, ta a short tuae PERFECTLY CURED. haw hew wslgrfssl Meeeae. and aa tmmmm sale taeTerr part of the Country. Ia hon dredsof eaaea it has ou red where ail else had failed. Itls mild, but eeleieot. crRTAIN L is 1 iVAiTiwA. out narmMaw m ail csaee. VWit gleaaeea, SMwatrtheeje aaal s-lvvtiXow Life toall the smportantorsraneef tbe body. The natural aotloa of the Kidneys im restored. The 1-iTer im e.eansed of all disease, and the Bowels amove freely and hoalthfully. Ia this way the worse die rasas are eradicated from thesystem. a4s it has been prored by tatoosssds that istahSsaiostelTeotttal remedy for olonnerfTig system of all aaorbtd eeereUoas. It atUKiid seed tn every household as s SPRING MEDICINE. Always enres BIUO US:; ijd, . ON3TTPA- TION. PLU3 aad all "" Oaeaasa. Is ant sp ia frr TesretaVte Wat a, in tin raas, one Dackeff of which maaea tqaaru aeoieine. Alao la 1.1a. IA reraa.,ery Csaeeatratesror theeoDveaienceor (auaawnoeanBosreaaurprs pareit. loeUwtJAaaaal ejSeieacriatfifaertfrai. GET ITOrTOCR DRl'fJGIST. fT.ICE. Sl.ee WEI.LS. lill'UACDSUX a To.. Prea'a. (Wlllaend th. rtrr nmt-naHi. SI sl wnToa. TT. -ParJtl aaS Beat Xedicias srer lade. mmnatloa ef Mops, Buehu, Man- 9 UBfHllonf"nnuiM seat and pevperuea ok aa ouwr Btaers, acreataat Blood Purtfler, Lirer t tor, sod Life aod Health Mftirrlin poaalblT knaT exist where Hop a raned sal asrtset ar taeir Iit7r-rtarUitBlr!frtothtjlaiIsi-a. To all wheas s Wnplul ataitoeaaas Irreawlsrl- tToftteboweJearBrinarj otwaas, or who ra qolrsaa AppetiarrrA. tonie sad adld Sttmnjant, nop Biuars ars iaratwaiiaaa, muiout tntoi loatina. koaaaerrAstTowfcibars er rrarptoras sra what ths Slieaia er aliVaeal baaa Bap Bit ters. Doat wait ami joaare atck hat II yo onlr 'eal had er auaei-abh,lBetheBi at ones. ltaia7aarsroarUfa.Ubaalsra4 aandreda. $3Owffl be samara ea ther wot not eureurhelp. Do at sa3eraernaTfriaada auirer.bataasandanra taem iaa Hop Kememher, Bop Bittars a noVrUa, drarjiMl drnnken aoatnua. hot ths Pmt a d Beat aeOKtne ever aiads ; th "tSTAUBa aaa sura and no psraoa or faarilv P.f.CjsanaliauluteajMtliia.Kfc.. f rbninkeBnea, aw of oniam. tiMco i sarrotk-a. All aulil hv drufrrfta Sei for Cirrular. ap Etton Bfw. (V. Agents Wanted ZLZr&JZ-JLXX Dnnis ont, eraoke anielu or awnua iTJk; tails lo cents each. Aimn. I.la;ater. . It wid auir-e.K, matchj n!..i ZZ H uni or VTll. !!- pun At(uta, S Dey bL, New York. THRESHERS baa, T11H ALLTMAN ITiVIiai-ii M la ,f tctyne's Automatic Engines. smiabis, Pwrsbls sad BeoooaniraL saawrssst s saae asijL set tttedinta an AVatsnaaatlA 4Hltwaf id lor Iu isstsd Cataiovue farlntormmUanm ,.rs. a, w . am sa auats, ixw qpp. - A Month Pox t t a r.H ERS Bta-tc-ata, irsin Alen ud Ladles, m s HffM. pleasant Biialneim. Bend ft I Hn-nlar anil rftrEarTrrf. P. W. ZiEeiiXB, k ex tU Areh St. Pniisdeipuis, Ps, Sputa tea ad iw4 n a. a hMHi m ..to. .iiaiiinmlly CAB COLLECTORS-A lnln set of esrds f or Aceai atsuir. a a. "yt nrhaili 11 f aaaawJ all HEALTH IS WEA Health of Body is WtaUh f fan RABWAY'S I '!! . arsapanllian Rcsohrat I Pure Mood makes sound fleah atm.. . a clear skin. If yooSid bav,-?? hl your bones sootxi, withont canes' t A remedy composed of onlinarr sie-lical prrjperues e" -tv Nil-N'Ti tts treatment an.H-o4 Ko matter by what name the comDia, eeiaaateiL whether it br f I w Syphuav IHcers, Sores, Tcm.irs, BoUa."1-, or Salt-Kheum dwea-e of tteXxt!-. Bladder- Womb,SEIn, Lirer, M-sn-. ..V"1" enlier chronic or conMitHium.' .i, ""t diHesA a la the BLOOD wbtea's.ippt.I"!!' "' ' sod bauds and repairs these otjraui ,iir tissues of the system. If tiie bni J l ueorereM r repair mart lie uns.ioi TBS SLAKSArAKlLUA-N kUiiit.v, .. ... eompenratior reine.ty.but sn-urtamei.Z set too ol each of the er..,. T ""nwii-s. Uirouirhoot the entire state ia ruu.-tu,L h " sml soopties the blou-reseia wua . """", healthy current of new life ti, . J"" i few days tue of the Sarjapanlttan be. tmjT' ' and beautiful. Kim rues, Blut.-iiel Stln Eru M Ions are removed- :S ni Stln Eruptions are removed; ,res l-erKonantiffennirlroni Scrulnii K" i of the r-ves. Mouth, r , .?! .n.i i- 1 n Uteea-es aiHiulanda, that hare e-umuiate,aS either from nncured iliar.. '!,rt. the one of Orroarre Snblimatr, tn.it n-ii. e if the 8arDarlllian a o,L. . ? ewe time lo make its impression on the .jst'a One bottle contains more of the aen. . Pl or Medicines than any other IS1 taken m teaspoonfui doses, while DuiZ?lu,. St or six tunes as macs. OXI DOLLAR PES BOTTLE. lVmrUTE REiLEDT. Oaly retpilres iuiiih aot aom a, Ki pain and cure acute "tatase. RiiDWAY'S READY RELIEF, rn from one to twenty minutes, never fails "to a. Ueve PAIS with one thnrooirlisppliratliia- fiBa. tar how violent or eioruciatiutr the paa the b. matls. Bed-ridden. Inarm, Cnpoleu, Nerviu,ll ralgic or prostrated with diaeii.-ie mat suffer Bil nj.. ...... mi . OTiu-auuru uutaiutafe. tnJtttmrruttlOH of flV KUtrttn. intiammatUm n wm mantArr, nyuimntuiim ty inr oVitre-' r,a, pestton o the lmgs, .Strt Timui (' BrratMng, Palpitation of the Hran, flwrT Crmtp, Diphtheria, Catarrh, tnnwfia, hJ mehe. Toothache, S'evralifia, Rhnunaixm i ,tt muu, Arte viuue, Vhtibiainsami r-muun. iruises, sttmmer ComiSaiiu. S-rm, Slexplesmee, Cough, CmIiLi. .-orsnui, tlie Chest, Bade, or Unit are utntaiut, nimi FETOR AM) AGUE. rt ek ASTJ AGvE eurei; fnrSOcts nn. aot a remedial atreot lo this world that wiu cm rc'of mu Acue, uiq uiuer .nilianmls, BUi acanet. irpaoiu. teiiow anil oiner Tevem br KA0WA Yfi PILLSi so ouickiv as UI) .. KEADT KE'JEF. It will tn a Jew minutes, when taken aceortni. So the directions, care e'ranins, spasms. Simrxoa. sen. Heartburn, sic Headache, InarrliorA in. tery. JoUc Wind in the bowels, and ail Intrnui Pains. Travelers sboald alwavi rairr s bottle nf Pja way's Reaily Belief with them. A few drips s water will prevent sickness or pains from chaos) of water, it is better than French Brandy ut in tern as a stimulant. .Miners and Lumbermen should always he am. I1UCU WHO Ik CArnox. All wm-tMla! airnts capable of rteimwliiir lirctif n overdose st:ou4d besvohled. MorphiDe.opitiu, trrchnlne, arnica, hjotamiia, and ortirr p9rt ftil remedieri, d at certaia tiiues, ji ttt mnii clfHes. r-Hieve the patient durinfr their jvUtibiDiat srsteuu Hut pesfhaps the fttx-ioiid dote, i! lYptW, out sir.rravat and morea? the snffenna. ml s orher le can dearJi. There te do ne eif? tor DfUnf the?e nncertain stents when a puvwrttw. dT lifce Ha'lway'B beady KeUef wut mod the mum exsTuclatttii paia quieter, without ea.vtiiiif uw THE TTiUE BELIEF. R.tnwtTs Kbadt rm.rKP Is the on!rmillA agent m voyus that will instantly atop pais. rilty leata Per Itattle. RADWAFS Resulatinjr Pills! A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOB CALOMEL. Perfertlr tasteless, eleranrlr iTutM wtrt reft rum, purge, regulate, puniv, cleauae ami 9tmt men. ilADWAT's Puis for the cure f all ilijurJepui tfie Momaca. Liver, Bowel-', KiJner. i;.ii. Nerroos Dlsejwe-, Ueame he. tlnal:rl'9.,'' treneMS, Imiiire-vtifai. Iyiie(iia, H.!uiu."n-A rerer, inniuninanoo i rue inve.-. n.. am: uenueuieut sof tlie inreniai Vis-t-rA Warrjied ellect a neriei.-i cure. I'ureU vphi. e. ojo- talnmr no merctirr, mineral.-), or ;e.rrrni4t ln'i vr ener'e tlie roiiowniir svmiit"ius resu.-u fpxs Dlwa-seaot the Diiren;ie ursun?: e iiw- tion, Inwsnl Piles. Knliness of me l).irt a ' Heail, Aciflilj of Ihe stomach, Niuwi, Heinwini, Wniruat of fiwil, KuliueM or v eiirnt in tw m nuk-h. Sour Emulation. S;n,nir r F'.u:!enEs the Heart, eluikintf or buffenur Sfdsmeaas'' inslyinr poeture. Dots or Weiw liefuretlii'i rerer auu uun fAin in tne nesn. isiraem;-. Perspirauon, Yellowness of Ihe .-kin awl f Pain ia the Sule. HreaHiaml Limiw. auJ Suu Flashes ot Heat, Buruinirof tlie Kieo. A lew doses of Kadwat s Vili.- '.ll fret a systeu from all tlie aoove-naweti tiisurtkra Prle, S3 treats Per Res. We I mwi at that the reailer mint and papers on tbe suhject of iliwaies ami cure, among which msv be naineil: rtiLr uiui l nw. ' ' Kiutteuy on IrrttatHr Urrthra." ftmtir.ni nm -r-f i riiVi a And others rekuing to different classes of Dwt SOLD BT DRUGGISTS. READ " FALSE AXD TKUE. end a tetter sumn ro RADWAY Warren, 'or. Church St., Ne Yirt arinfuruuUoa worth thooAiUkls will W to jos. O rood aram and fruit tanne cheap- ?- I.1U OisiandKnoil o.-ietj-. K-.rtai.i-1lT ty paper address, with stamp. H. Manaia. HsOfZ ClaJH-E.-eiuannteeil rnrj4 wit hoot j or kaa of a dns of Mon.1. by I'H. B. s.'SSia a HON. North Ceuire street, opptaa! fc. Corry. l a. ai yeara expennc. YOTJKG MEN WitSS and be certain of a ettnatluu. sddnas ALJ" tuma. Jsnasvllia. Wlsoonawi glOOtrffl I I eL H TOY KS 1 aelltna- my mrvat swrHJ W. C. Learwht. i ralenii; i Traveling rntentoit ipenses. Ad-lroHi. with I y . Hilarr anil TrniaH4 8. HAHPEB, ; Mum, Street. New York. SITBSTRIBF for H.e tar of Hpe. Zi nee Vmrnml. Dublihcd at WUiiAiiiaport. a naf stamp for saAupie. 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