A Lecture to Sis. Coiue here, Pis, awl set down be-dJe me, sod let me give you a little talking to. That U right. Sit clear at the other end - of the sofa. It trakes more room for my gout and corns, beanies being a good habit for a joung lady to become addicted to. Always pander to this habit, snd von will in time find yourself walking through green meadows snd besidttbe Will waters of self-respect. You may be walking alone to be sure, but will bave fewer lawn dres ses to do up on Monday mnring. I wish to speak to you of your mothT. It may be you bave noticed a care worn look upon her face lately. Of course 't baa not been brought there by any act of yours, still it is Your dutv to chase it away, 1 don't mean for you to run tu and shake your skirts and tell it ta shoo," as you would a hen. dot do I expect you to get on the oth er side of tlie fence and tbiow old oyster cans and pieces of barrel slaves at it. as you did at the cow yesterday. But I want you to get up to morrow morning and get breakfast, and wben your motber comes down and begins to express ber surprise, go right up to ber and kiss ber on the mouth. You don't iniaeiue bow it will brighten her dear face. Bestdes, you owe her a kiss or two. Away back when you were a 1 ttle girl she had kissed you when no one else was tempted by your lever tainted bieath and swollen face. You were not as attractive then as you are now, And alone through those years of childish sunshine and shadows she was always ready to cure, by the magic of a mother s kiss, the little dirty, chubby hands when ever they were injured in those first skir mishes with this rough world. And then the midnight kisses with which she hs routed so many bad dreams, and as she leaned about your restless pillow, have all been on interest these long, long years. Of course she is not so pretty and kissable as you are, but if you had done your share of the work during these last ten years the contrast would not be so marked. Her face ha j more wrinkles than yours, far more, and yet if you were sick that face would appear to you to be more beautiful than an angel's, as it hovered over you, watching every opportunity to minister to your comfort, and every one of those wrinkles would seem to be blight wavelet of sunshine chaing each other over the dear old ivce. She will leave you one of these days. Those burdens if Dt lifted from ber shoulders, will break her down. The se rough, hard hands that have done to many unnecessary things for you wiil be crossed upon ber lifeless breast. Those neglected lips that gave you your first ba by kiss will be forever closed; and those sad tired eyes will bave opened in eternity, and then you will appreciate your mother, but it will be too late. There, there, don't cry; she has not left you yot. Mie is down in the kitchen stringing beans for dinner, and if you feel sobaUJy you might go down and finish them, and let ber change her dress and rest an hour before dinner, aud after dinner you might do up the dishes while she takes a littie nap. Then you might take her hair and do it up for ber. You need not wind it over your finger and luss to make little split curls as you used to do with yours but give it a good brush ing and wind it up gently and tenderly, as if you enjoyed d ing it for ber. The young man down in the parlor can wait until you bave performed these duties If be expresses any impatience you may ex plain to him that you feel uuder more ob ligations to your mother than you do to him. If this does not seem to satisfy hint, ask him how many times he has got up in the middle of the night ta warm pepper mint for you when you were dying with the colic, or bew many hours be has cur ried you up and down the room just be caufe you would not be quitted in any other wav? Ask him to repeat Motl-er llnbkard backwards, and if be is unable to do it, it will be a proof positive that he ii not the one that has repealed it, and ex plained to jgu l,7l)0 times. CatechUe bun to find out if be is the one who gave you the biack silk dress; and rat up at night to make it while you were off hav ing a good time, turner him up and make him admit that he went without a new bonnet last winter that you might enjoy a $12 one that you admired so much. Wring from him a confession that he has a stitch in his side, brought there by doing up your finery week after week. Then show him out the front door, put on a calico apron, and go out and help your mother pick currants lor jelly, and I guarantee you will think more or yourself, the world will think the more of you and you will be happier and better for having done so. On a Itilisence Jtoad to Mexico. The dlligrncia general is theordinary Concord coach, drawn by eight mules, har nessed in a complicated tangle, which is technically described as "two wheelers, four on a swing, and two leaders, L e., two at the wheels, four abreast in the mid dle, snd two ahc ail. The driver wore a pair ot goat-skin breeches, with the long yellow hair outside, comically suggesting the legs of a satyr. lie bad an assistant beside him, wbo wielded the whip, or. if whipping failed, pelted the mu!es with small stones from a leather bag filled for the purpose. Tuere was extraordinary neatness and precision in bis aim. The offender was admouished by sharp, unerr ing little taps on the ea-, or the root of the tail, or a projecting hip joint. On these occasions, unlike the teamsters of the Northwest the Mexicans do not rely on profanity. Thus far we bad met no vehicles ex cept the two-wheeled carts drawn by oxen wheels without tires, hewn out aud Miowi g the separate strokes of the ax, but msny humble travelers on foot, trot ting into Mexico with tack-loads of mar ket stuff. Fruits and vegetables were car ried in a four-sided kaaiiier or cage called a huacal, nude of osurs ; often it was LI led with live fowls, the tail-feathers ot the cock gayly fluttering through the bars f the cage, or was divided into com pat t lueuta, with eggs below and fowls above. We met huge masses of pottery iuaenious- ly woven together with cords of the agave and towering perilously above the bearer's bead; rolls of matting, wcoden trays, bundles of sugar cane, vamote (a kind of sweet potato), tomatoes wrapped n green leoves, A pair of live hens nev er came amiss, swinging by the legs from a disenguged hand, or tied to an availa able corner of the load. Whole families were en route, even to the baby rolled in one end of the long cotton scarf which the Indian mother wears over ber bead, or suspended In Us fold at her back. I do not 'think a strangir procession could be met with on the highroads of this century. Steadily climbing, t'.ie country growing poorer aud wilder, we pass many little heaps of stones supporting tbe fatal cross the place of a murder making a mute appeal to the traveler to pray for one cut off in his sins. We enter the mountain passes, dark with pioei and firs, and as cend to the battie-ground cf of Lss Cruces on the divide which separates the valley of Mexico from that cf Tolucs. We pass the wouuntenl to Ilidalgo, and I ask with thanie who was Hidalgo, and am answered: "lie was our Washington this our Bun ker Hill 1" It was here, on the 30ti of October, 1810, that Hidalgo, with bis In dian insurgents, armed chiefly with slings, bows, clubs, lances and machete, met the troops of the Spanish Government uuder Colonel Truxillo, aud drcve them back upon the capital. The loss of the Indians must have been frightful ; in their iguorance of the nature of artillery, they tell by the scores. Ai'ctb&i-ian fun : "Come," said one of couple of lawyers, sauntering through tbe Mew Law Courts of Melbourne the other day, "Let's take a look at what is to be the new court." "Yes," returned the other, "let s view the ground where w'e shall shortly he. "Great Jimmy Spraggies! What's jhe matter with you T I never saw-you looking so completely worn out. "Why, the fact is, I dont feel exactly right ; to tell 3 ou the rock bottom truth, 1 am just back from tbe seaside." TtM Dutch Captain Da-tea. "Sail en the sta-board bow I" What is she t" asked Captain Martin Pieterszoon. looking anxiously in that di rection ; for In the Eastern seas two bun. dred years ago, every strange nil was a terror to the captain of a well-laden Dutch merchantman. "Can t quite aKe ner out yet," answered the lookout at tbe mast bead. "Looks like a bngantioe very rakish cut, altogether." the captain's face darkened and his lips tightened. They lightened still more a few minutes later, when the lookout bailed again, "She's an armed briganthte, bearing right down upon us." Every face among the crew seemed to harden suddenly, but no one spoke, in deed, what need was there of words t All on board understood in a moment what was before them. They were about to be attacked by pirates; and there was not a single cannon, not an old musket aboard the vessel. It was a terrible moment for them klL the more terrible for the poor captain. For vcars be had been toiling and saving, bear ing every kind of bard hip, and facing every kind of danger tutu lie nau maue money enough to become part owner of tbe ship he commanded. He had made three successful trips in a snug little house on the great canal at Amsterdam, with rosy cheeked Gredel Voort, bis old neighbor's otlv daughter, fcr his wife. And now, all in a moment he found himself face to face with hideous Deril. which threatened him tbe loss of all he bad in the world and his life to boot. The crew stood looking moodily at the approaching vesse', which came sweeping over tbe ! eight blue sea, with its huge sails outspread like the wings of a swan, a perfect Picture of beauty, though it brougni death along with it. Home of the bolder spirits were beginning to mutter to each othet that it would be better to set fir: to their own ship and die like dogs, wben the captain s gloomy face suddenly lighted op as nobody had ever seen it light up yet and be burst into such a loud, hearty laugh thit the doomed men stood amazed to bear him. '"Cheer up, lads," he cried, still laughing. "All's not over with us yet. Come, knock the head out of that cask of butter, and smear the deck with it Sharp now!" Tbe men onlr stared blankly at bun. thinking he had gone mad. and even the stolid mate opened Lis month in amaze merit. "Do you hear !" shouted the cap tain. "Look sharp, w.l; you? Thins is no time to locse. Grease the whole deck, lore and aft, aud the ragging, too, as high as you can reach. We'll give the rascals a slip- perv job of it. anyhow. Then the sailors began to understand ; and the shout of laughter that broke forth would have mightly astonished the pirates, had they been within bearing. In a twink ling, the deck was greased until it lainy shone, bulwarks and all. "JNow, rxtys. cried the captain, '"on with your sea boots, and put sand on the soles to keep you from slipping, and then each ot you take a band spike and be ready. The pirate was now so near that they could see plainly tbe rabble of gaunt, sinewy Malays, and sallow, black-haired Portu guese that crowded ber decks. A lew minutes more, and sue ran alongside, and almost before the two vessels had touched, three wild figures lesped from the pirate's rigging upon tbe merchanluiau'a deck. But it was a very unlucky jump for all three. The first man spun across the slippery deck as if it had been a skating-rink, and went out on the other side. The second tumbled bead foremost down the hatchway into the cook's galley, where the cook considerately piled a heap of iron pans on him to keep iiirn quiet. "Aba, Maa?a Pirate." said he, grinning, "dis ship not de "Flying Dutch nun, him de 'eliding Dulchxan' I" The third pirate bad leaped on board as fiercely as if ne meant to kill the whole crew at one blow ; but the only man be hurt was himself, for he hit his bead such a whack ag inst the mast that he almost knocked bis brains out, and fell down roaring with pain. All this so frightened tbe other pirates that they thought the ship must be bewitched and rushing back to their vessel with a howl of dismay, made off as fast as possible. For many years af ter, one of the familiar sights of Amster dam was a portly old gentleman with a jolly red face, at sight of which the boys used to begin singing "Captain Marun Pieterszoon. Made Lis ship a buttered bun." Ana bis wife was never tired of showing the huge silver butter dish presented to him in honor of his repulse of the pirate wltb a cask of butter. The Leaning Tower ol lisn. Whether by accident or design, no one can now tell, the inclination of the struc ture makes it look and feel to tbe visitor as if it were about to fall. It is 180 feet high and is thirteen feet out of the perpendicu lar. This is stated everywhere, and is no doubt true, but 1 suppose there are many perform wl.o, like myself, expected to see a building standing erect, the centre of whose top was outside the centre of grav ity. This is cot the case bv any meens. It is true that a rope falling from the cen tre of the top would strike the will at tbe bottom of tbe tower side, but the rope would not fall outside tbe tower walL In a short time I satisfied myseif and two other vr-llors of this fact. The apparent contradiction of the laws of nature disap pear, then, in a moment Taking the butlding as a whole letting a line fall from the centre at the top if this hue fell outside of tbe base, in that case the bund ing would violate tbe law of gravity if it remained standing, I believe the archi tect planned this optical delusion. There are no signs of any giving way in the structure. Ho crack or crey.ee gives evi dence of rapid or slow settling of the walls. The architect knew very well how easily the eye can be deceived. The firmness of 'he masonry, the gradual ascent, the sym metry of the whole, prove beyond a doubt that it was built as it now stands. The walls below are very thick, and unless these should give way there is but one oth er method by which the building could be vertbrown. if the stones were to sup from their places, then, little by little, it would be dislouyed. But the whole stmc tare is keyed and bolted and cemented into a solid mass. If it leaned nine feet more than it does, then it would fall, bt cause tbe sum of its weight would falll outside of the centre of gravity. The mystery disappears at once when we examine it, but the curious effect upon one's nerves in making the ascent and standing on tne top is nevertheless real. Kan ni ma a Docs. Some interesting details concerning tbe habits of Esquimau Dogs are given by Dr. BesseL Tbe instant bait is called by tbe driver tbe dogs throw themselves to the ground with their snouts between their ton-paws; they rise again to stretch, and then lie down again at once. Two New foundland dogs, which belonged to the l olaris pack, gradually assumed similar habits, but before lying down tbey always turned round and round in their resting place, like all dogs except the Esquimau breed, for the author never saw an Esqui mau dog do this. Mr. Darwin, as will be remembered, baa explained this habit of turning around before lying dow i, invari ably to tie observed in other domestic dogs as a survival of the initinct of the wild ancestor, which leads him to form a bed in tbe grass by this means. Every one has heard of the extraordinary voracity of the Esquimau dogs; they will even sometimes snsp off a piece of their flesh if carelessly exposed. One day on board tbe Polaris the porcelain doorhandle of cne of the cabins fell off with the usual square rod of iron attached to it. Five or six of the dogs made a rush at it, and there was a momentary struggle, the dogs were hastily driven away, but tbe door knob was al ready swallowed. The dog that ate it was none ths worse, nor the handle either, in the end. As Esquimau told the author that tbe following were tbe points to be noticed in selecting a good dog: A bread breast, abort eaia, strong legs, large feet, low loins, and a moderately long tail. AGRICULTURE. Majrcusa Obcbaxds. Tree top dres sed in An gust showed a surpnsingimprove ment ot tbe fruit in September, ihis is me true doctrine, and the reason it n Dot more generally known is that manure is scarcely ever applied then. It Is known that a forced growth has - tendency to difeat fruiting, yet when the crop is already set te caw is diffetrnt, as then the push bene4ts thi fruit more than the wood, aoi that the growth of the wood is not also ad vanced, but to a less extent-, not sufficient to effect the change of fruit gems into wood, which lesulta wben the growth is forced early in tbe seat on, lessening the succeed ing year's crop. One of my neighbors has a row of pear trees on good ground. S me of the trees are cultivated and enriched; the rest are in sod, the grass cut and re moved, and bo manure given. These last are bending with fruit, the others are bar ren; and in a season unusually favorable for pears. Before the ground of the bar ran trees was cultivated and enriched they bore fruit. .Now the wood growth is im mense. Root pinning would probably be the remedy and it was advised. An in creased growth of fruit can be effected by pruning, though to less extent than with manure. 1 had a case of this kind, the present -season, of an apple tree standing in the field in sod. I removed here and there a small branch and did tome other light clipping, in August, when the fruit was perhaps two-thirds grown. After a while a decided improvement followed In both fruit and wood. Of course, rash cut ting is out of the question, as an overdose of manure might be. The same holds good with the strawberry: manuring at tbe blos soming time sustaining tbe growth, a hea vy set of fruit demanding it. 1 have also been successful with the Kittatinny black berry fn this way, manuring heavily in the f pi lug and keeping ine giouna cumvaieu. 't his save me an unusual crop of tbe lar gest, finest flavored berries, lasting through August np to tbe middle ot aepieinoer, with some later shoots, whose berries arc about half-grown, vigorous and healthy, and will probably ripen yet. There bai been an unusual growth of the bushes, with a corresponding growth of fruit, the later yield being the best. Last year, with little manure, tbe crop was unsatisfactory; What effect the forced growth will bave upon next year's crop remains to be seen. Clay predominates in the soil and irrigation was practiced part of the time, which proved an immense aid in the great beat and drought. SiLPncE. The fumes of sulphur can be used to most excellent advantage In pun tying barrels and casks that are to contain cider and wine to be kept in store. Tbey are also valuable for preparing barrels tnal are to bold meat of any kind. If tie barrel or cask contains both heads it should be first rinsed out with cold water and then scalded. Wben partly filled with hot water it should be bunged tight to allow the steam to penetrate the pores of the wood. Strips of cotton cloth coated with sulphur should be employed for producing tbe fumes. The suiphur should be slowly melted in any suitable disk, and the strips of cloth dipped into or drawn through it- One end of a strip should be lighted and dropped into the bung-bole and the other end held in place with the bung. the fumes will soon fill tbe barrel and penetrate all the pores. A barrel to contain meat may be changed with sulphur fumes in the same way, except that the movable head should be employed to-keep in the fumes. It may also be charged by setting fire to some sulphur in a saucer or tincup placed on the bottom of the barreL The tumes of sulphur act as an antiseptic, and also act to destroy all the animal and vegetable germs that nay be in the wood. Tub barn-yard is of more importance in farm economy than the house yard, be causs out of it are the issues of crops. It is there that the manure is made and pre served, tome farmers liave no barn-yard, and tbey make very little manure, and save or preserve none. Such farmers must sooner or later go to tie wall. The no-barn yard system of farming will answer as long as the virgin fertility of the sou is not exhausted, but after that the farmer who forgets his manure pile, or neglects to guard it with a covetous eye, is behind tbe age. A proper barnyard for the advanced and progressive fanner, isonetLat isdi-hed sloping from all sides toward tbe centre with the bottom cemented, or in so.ne other way made water tight. The animals are fed under cover, and the yard is for the keeping of the solid and liquid manure that comes frou the stock. I be litter should be so abundant that the liquid is absorbed by it. To prevent the washing of the manure by rains, a cover for tbe yaid, or that part d-voted to tbe preserva tion of manure, should be provided. Such a cover costs only a few dollars, aud will pay for itself the first year is a larger quantity and better quality of manure. Look out for the manure, and see that none of this valuable material goes to waste. The weight of soil on an acre of land is so enormous that small proportions ot planting food mav amount to very consid erable quantities. Is ine inches depth of arable soil, clay or loam, wili weigh when perfectly dry, about 3,000,000 or 3,600,000 pounds. A pasture soil will be lighter, the hrst nine inches when dried, and the roots removed, about 2,600,000 pounds. Sup pose a dry soil to contain one tenth of one per cent, of nitrogen, phosphoric acid or pot ash, tbe quantity in nine inches of soil will be from 2, 2o0 to 3. 500 pounds per acre. As regards tbe best methods of protect ing steam pipes, floculent or fibrous mate rials, which are poor heat conductors, are to be preferred and, if possible, an air space should be left between the pipe and the inner wall of the covering. Hair, felt, loosely felled wool shoddy, to called min eral wool, asbestos, cork straps, etc, are all good non-conductors. A treuch filled with saw-dust, answers very well for under ground pipes. Osb of the best deodorizers in stables is ground plaster. It may be sprinkled about the stalls and over the manure heap daily. It will absorb 'he ammonial odors and re tain them, thus increasing the value of the dressing. Whex we come to an exba good hill of potatoes toss them out separately and pick them into a barrel, and rave especially for seed, n ill not this have a tendency to in crease the yield if practiced for a term of years? Absorption of Oxygen in Coal Mine. The Belgian Academy of Sciences has received a report on tbe researches made by M. iabre, regarding tbe diseases to which coal miners are especially liable. lie Ends that, as coal absorbs rapidly up to one hundred times its own value of oxygen ihe air wbich the miners have te breathe is deprived of oxygen to a hurtful degree; the atmospt ere of a mine is also further vitiated by tbe gaseous carbon compounds given off by the slow combustion of tbe coal. M. Fabre concludes that a supply cf air is more essential than tlia' ot light xnn even the best ventilated mines require better ventilation. Several cinerary urns, sunbaked and of great antiquarian interest, bave been un earthed at Hampton Wick, England. Tbey were found at a depth of from lo inches to 2 feet. Some persons who had examined the fragments of the urns, which were un fortunately broken by the pickaxes of the laborers who accidentally discovered them. are of the opinion that tbe vessels were a.ade before tbe Hxnans occupied the country. J err Stebler't researches do not con firm the theory that light hinder germina tion of seeds generally. He admits tbe probability, however, that light may not bs advantageous in the case ot seeds that germinate quickly and easily, such as clo ver, beans, or peas. He says that the germination of certain seeds, especially those of the trasses, will not take place at ail with great difficulty in dark oca. WIT AND HUMOR. ir.. t.-c. w-. nllinir on Mrs. Smith and her daughter, who have lust returned from Eu-ope.", - . . . . J af V .alrl And did vou go to nuuw ' -" "Oh. vps." said Mrs. Smith. -le were there for two weeks. Had a perfectly lovely tune, yon know." Did St. Peter" meet with your expec tations 1" he continued "St. PetersT" "Wby, yes tbe church." i H,'t think we saw it-'" said Mrs. Smith. "Did we, Jennie I" appealing to her daughter. "Jio, said Jennie, 1 aon t remeniuer uuu Hi.i Rut nh Mr. Jones. I must tell you of tbe Brighton Aquarium and the wax works we saw in London. You never why Mr. Jones, what's your hurry V Detroit Free Press. Mrs. C. Wh-.DDle. 871 Croguao Street- presents these facts: For six years I had suffered beyond all expression with Scia tic Rheumatism and tried every known remedy, but all to no pupos- At last 1 saw in the Free Pre an advertisement of the St. Jacob's Oil, tried it and am well. I can walk without limping and sleep free lrom any pain. Old Sol as a lover: "Good morning. my dear! Why, how very rosy and bright you do look this morning. What have you got new for your complexion t" ..WhT, you know, Cicely, Pa said 1 should get up In tbe morning and have my cheeks kissed by tbe sunrise, and rve tried it for three mornings. Isn't it beau tiful!" "Perhaps so; but the sunrise is ever so many million miles away. I could not consider so distant a kiss worth rising very early for." And the one rosy au natural and tbe one rosy with rouge sailed up street together. Abhksce of mind : We once beard of a clergyman who went jogging along tbe road until he came to a turnpike, "tvtiat is to pay?" "Pay. sir! for what ?" asked tbe turnpike mm. 'Why, for my horse, to he sure,' "Your horse, sir 1 What horse t There is no horse, sir," Mo horse! Good gracious !" said he, suddenly, look ing down between his legs ; I thought 1 was on horseback." Thebk was a Trcsbytenan minister who married a couple of bis rustic parishioners, and who felt exceedingly disconcerted, on his asking the bridegroom if he were will ing to take the woman for his wedded wife, by his watching bis bead and say ing, "Ay, I'm williu'; but P rather h&e her sister. I WTne Co., (Ohio) Democrat. Mr. William E. Snyder of West Leba non, Ohio, says: For some time past I bad been severely afflicted w. th Rheuma tism, feeing an advertisement of St. Jacobs Oil, I procured a bottle, and I could feel tbe effect of the Oil up mi the first application. I am now entirely well after luing one bottle. MisrsDERTO0D Miss Argent (anxious to discover the opinion ot the new curate on her favorite costume): "1 hope you don t disapprove of jerseys, Mr. Bull oek ?" Rev. Mr. Bullock, (on his bobby): "Well, no, not exactly, although my ex perience leads me to prefer shorthorns. Ax eccentric minister was called upon to marry three couples at once. Tbe par ties were standing around promiscuously, waiting for the arrival of the minister, and when he came in be marched up to them, exclaiming, "Sort yourselves!" Restored From a Decline. . Noeth Greece, N. Y., Aprd 23, 1S30. Dr. R. V. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir 1 feel it my duty to write and thank you for what youi "Golden Medi cal Discovery" and "Favorite Prescrip tion" have done for my daughter. It ie now five weeks since she began their use. She is more fleshy, bas more color in her face, no headache, and is in other ways greatly improved. Yours truly, Mra. Marcella Mterm. Agreeable all around: "I propose introducing some new features in'o the seivico," said Kev. Mr. Textual. "All right," remarked Fogg. "New features in that pulpit is just what 1 have been longing for for the past year or two." A Clerotm as in t-couand preached a few Sundays ago from tbe text, "If yon do not repent, ye shall likewise perish. " The wife of a farmer who was present went heme and told ber husband that the text was, "If you don't pay rent, you shall leave the the parish." A Yorxo man who was arrested in New York, and signed bis name with a "cross," was asked by the magistrate why be did not go to school and learn something. Tbe youth of 4,niark" promptly replied that he was "afraid of dying from over study." Ponder eee Truths. Torpid Kidneys, and constipated bowels, are the great causes of chronic diseases. Kidney-Wort has cured thousands. Try it and you will add more to their number. Habitual cosliveness afflicts millions of the American people. Kidney-Woit will cure it. Kidney-Wort has cured kidney com plaints of thirty years standing Try it. See adv. Ose of the best unintended satires on a good many invitations to fashionable wed dings is the copy of an invita'ion published m au exchange, which reads as follows "Mr. and Mrs. respectfully requests your present at the marriage of their daughter," etc. Stastm to reason : Post office clerk "Here I your letu r is overweight," Pat Over watt weight?" P. O. C: "It too heavy ; put another stamp on it," fat : "Oeh, git out wid your fuolin ! sure, if I put another stamp on won't I. lie heavier s: ill?" Winstox, Dorsyth Co., N. U. Gents I desire to express to you my thanks for your wonderful Hyp Bitters. 1 was troubled with dyspepsia for five years previous to commencing the use of your Hop Bitters some six months ago. My cure bas been wonderful. I am pas tor of the First Methodist Church of this place, and my whole congregation can testify to the great virtues of your bitters. Vory respectfully, KEV. IL FEKEUEK. Au. the particulars : Co'oceL,,' said the man who wanted to make out a geneo logical tree, "Colonel, how tan I become thoronghly acquainted with my family history f" "Simply by running for Coo gress," answered tbe Colonel. Impartial New curate (who wishes to know all about his parishioners) - Then do I umlci stand you that your aunt is on your father's side or on your mother's t" Country lad- -Z Hnetimes on one and some times on the oter, copt in when father whacks 'em both, nr." A Yorxo lady at Mills Seminary, wbo recently sent us tbe poem entitled "Mur musing from tbe Outer Uiterness," is informed that any pecuniary assistance she can send to the widow or the man to whom we gave it to read will be gratefully re ceived by that lady. Biliousness, constipation, or headache Is the sign of a disordered liver. "Sellers' Liver Pills" always cure. 23 cents a box. Not much of a headful : "Know thy self'' may be an excellent sort of pro verb, but some people wouldn't knuw very much if tbey obeyed it implicitly. A Cold weather conundrum : "Will the coming man shut the door after him V is tbe latest inquiry, it is to bs hoped that he will, for the going man seldom does. Lvdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound u a remarkable remedy for all those painful complaints and weaknesses so com mon to our best female population Send to Mrs. Lydia E Pinkham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., lor pamphlets. The claims which-cramp na tbe most re those that weigh on na least. ead t t;,c gmia of ' wnUMiuu.-overi M.ri.? work. to m ru&uUi.'-aad Hob Bit :ers. tor bmuj i-rtveand watla, eaa Hop B. mtferina; fiu air bv ttoQ : II vou ar rrar. young. uartnT flora tiMC oil a bull oi atca eucrrtiu t nl or iBK "t or I n, rely aa HO pi Bitrera. Tnouaanan am BualiJ from aoai form of Kldnev WIMoevrr yo iwt I y cliiir an tht Bifcfbt ine or fltimuUtUMT. 19 CK L fr- been prevented timely uBof without arruiiifc I .an HOP HopBlttara Bluer v. In.. juu - .jr.. HOP ftmrWr. olood, IntruMnnl v -in 1,- We r for (lrnrisicnite , use of out urn. rannl if Toaut DIES NEVER FAIL tobioeo, r HOP BiTtere If tou areatai- Botdbrdratfw ICy weak and wntfruxLtr? It i It may CuvuIm. bop mns Ills. nnw i saved Itun I cirede. THE ONLTr MEDICINE i inn eh i.tqi id on put fobs Tkat Acts at I lie an me lime ea H TES LHZS, TES SOWILS, AID TES EISEZTS. I WHY ARE WE SICK? Btcant rrf allcw Vtess grtat Organs to becom dowd or torpid, and poi$omout y ' - K hltA U thai tkouidbt expelUd naturally. WILL SURELY CURE Mkidney diseases? LIVER COMPLAIN I a, PILE. CeXSTIPATIOX, TBIXABY PIAEASKS, FEM ALR WEAKNESSES, AND NEU VOL'S D1SOKDEU8, bf catuiny fret action of Vuti organ and restoring their jxwerr to throw off ditto. Whw eaftVr Billoa sain as stbei! Kiwi., t J -lib rilea. reaatlaaUoa! ll M-l .-!!- 1 .... JUamIamJ C IllBTBl I n , J 1HK.'. - - Wkycsdsnaerress or tick keadacam Cm KIDNET-WORTand rejoitt in health It in put ap In Pry Tecetabla Faraa. latin esna one package of which makra an quart of mrdiriiM. Aleo in LlewM reran, mrtiaill .rated, for tuoao tnat cannot ludil J prepare it. H twit acta wltb equal eBlrteorr la either form. dOET IT Of TOCR DUUGUIST. l iuva, ei.ww WFI.I.K. KIL'DABDSOM A lo-.Troa-a, Ki.WiUiesd tbe dry P P-) rmUSI0, Vt. I V Air I m f I T One of the Itesaunable Pleaaare Of life, s projx-rlj eonted mejA, (T rJ Utile or no presem enjojiueni, &ni mura sso-tequt-nt torture to s coaSriunl flr4-ptfo. itat when chrome in digeiitioo la coin:ut:eil frith llixtetter's Stomach bitters the food la c:i:ca with r'li-li. anl moat im portant ol all, in awuniutcl by an-i nnunxhes the BTKtm. t'ae thin grand toair an.l correvtiTe al-io to remedy con-itipatiou, vUioasuttM, riteuiaatinia, ferer and airue. For sale by all Drnnrista and Dealers generally. S.OOO Areata. Wanted for Life er GARFIELD It contain th full history of his notite and erratf ol life uid ri .tmrliy MHUtttiutji. Sunnr. trvatimmt. fWtii. fuiierm! otqiut, etc Tbe btwt chince ot your life to niaike liinoey. beware of Hcttchjiuiiy" lnut tiotm. Ttu in tbe only .u.thrntic aot fully iDiwtrat. life of our Martyred Vmtidt-tit. ld ttil ixartraiu Ultra term to Atrvnt. CirrfUar- frw. A.lilrV-, A .lONAXKBUHUlNliCO.a Fhiiaiieli'liia, Pa. A LLFr Brmlai rMf cn-et. Nt-iron IV bliity iDiV.iit.uMol UneriT Oran., 1 -ill drtiE.rifli. Hend for circvUr to Atn'a Pb aavcy.aCJ firat Avenue, U. f BALLQU'S MON TBLTMl GAZIN B For 1882. Illustrated. 100 Pages Entertainment a Montk (l,0 a Year) for S1.S0 per Annum, Postpaid. Ckmrmwlasr TT n ,w a i 1 1 llawreM Sketeh ea, Lara urlf. Trwrela 4 IriT.alarre kr Meat LmmI. laralrmleal fweaaa. afamle. Jw.vew.lle DeaMartaaeail. Milar'i lrrer. Pwaale Page. IrfulirV Dramrt seat, Cataate atlastrallawa, ar- mil uraa- m'oSt rciwn.rTr aso retri.w k- atlAl A.I OLDKNT lit THE I'lll'tTSI. Do not auiMcmn; tor any poulu-auon until you bare aent 10 cents to tne pnbliabera of this popu lar monthly, and received a copy of the bwue for January, 181, with iu many tNKW IMPKOVE M KNTM. Then, if yoa wui to continue. It will only be necessary to remit 8)1.40 for the balance of the year. Sa-No notice taken of postal cards cajllnx for Sam plea. Mot sale hT all Newsdealers at lSe. a copy, THOVM at TALBOT. Paav. aa Uawley Mareea, Sua Mass 10 CiS. pun for the Star 8nuur!ed Banners mos. otnnir line n. una Tear. 8 pave, Uhixtnite'l. Shviiikmm KKKR. A.Mr 31 AH SPANULED BAN.NtK, liinsdule, N. U. Payne's Automatic Engines 3 BaI labia. Darab! and MumuuAuH. fn fnrnixk twrm pmecr wan teaaWaf mmJ water than an kf r.ngwne mum, sot laea wun an Automatic cut-oa. 8-ul lor lUufltrsted Catatonia "J," for Intoraiii n & frncca. B. W. JVtTWB k Hoxm, Box WH, Cormn. N. V. YOUNG MEN u,"t$L and be certain of a atroatlon, addraaa VAXMlj2 UitUH. Janearllle.faconaai. ad A--L Catalogue free. Address Standard WalCneS American Wstek CoPtttabargb.Ps $7772 TEAK AND EXPENSES unan iree. aqorm, r ESI. Aaswaia, ale. A BEATTV'K PIANOFORTE -Masniocent . ho:kiaypretnU; square tcTauu puifott-.liur very kanuanme rouw.1 cornm. roaewood caaea. tbrve unlaoLa. HmlT'i nUfrl.lM.lnt. fraMM ami hunk m. It to v-.ifl7.Mt catalogue prices, two to Sluuu: aatiafactioD guaranteed or money refunded, after one irareu9e: ipncef naweferfee e l lo ca -loan prices t-Huu tofxioielaixlard pianof ortre of tne un! Terae.a4tn.iisandatealifv: wnle for mammotb list oi tea ttmooiala Hewlte' abiwn II Ha; 4 M.thdraL chorea, enasai. parlor. 3 apward. VkMlort wHo-me: IMcarrlaaeaieeUiauMnsera: lllBrtrated catalogue IU-.lt-dajrrullloal free. AildTag or call asoa MA KIEL. f. BEATTV,Waaara.roa.5rwJaan. DslsC. fUkd ifriananltw w ii An J m Droved Droit LiahL The re markable activity in the development of the electric light bas by no means suspen ded aM improvsmen in the consumption of gas, Mr. James Barnes, of tbe tnl'e. T-i T,t,. t - nn m. V- Vnrk has, for example, been laboring to remove the drawbacks of tbe ordinary gaa drop Irgbt, and bas just brought out a rrodinea lamp wbich embodies several excellent ideas. In bis improved '-American" drop 1-ght, as be terms it, tbe verticil rod p ees between the chimney and the shade. By this simple rrethod the weight of the tnbe, burner, chimney and shade is placed so near tbe axis of tbe rod as to render the drop light almost balanced, and not readi ly toppled over. Tbe shade is beid by ring snapped into one of its upper recesses, thus doing away with the old tripod, and consequently casting no shadows. Another novel feature is that the attachment for holding the shade Is entirely independent of the burner. This permits either burner or shade to be raised or lowered at pleasure. A strong light can thus be concentrated for work or study with perfect protection to the eyes, or tbe shade may be raised and held above the burner and the light per mitted to flood the room. The lamp is simple in its adjustments, and can be used either for gas or the electric light (incande scent). At the present tune the country is flondtd with preparations for Courtis and (JoUls but far ahead of a:l others is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, thit old and tried remedy for Couirh, Colds, Consu nplioa. etc. The ncently devised "self-levelling berth" is claimed to be the only invention yet brought forward which effectually re moves the cause of sea sickness. Its pecu liarly lies in the application of what is known as the universal joint, upon which the berth is poised, and which is directed in its motion by a crescent-shaped weight. thus securing a perfectlr level surface, no matter at what angle the vessel may pitch and roll; it is also controlled and regulated by India rubber springs, preventing any tendency to jump up with a sudden lerk. The contrivance occupies no more space than an ordinary berth, requires no ezpen- sive setting or adjustment, interferes in no way with tho usual sleeping arrsBgement on board ship and can at once, if, desired, be transformed into a fixed berth, la a word, admitting the fact that sea-sifkness is caused by Uie stiff eier being forced by the law of gravitation out of his normal position, the invention, being on tbe uni versal joint principle, enables a passenger to maintain a horizontal position uniiinii- enoed by tbe vessel's motion. labor Savlac. The demand of the people for an easier method of preparing Kidney-Wort has in duced the proprietors the wholesale drug gists, Wells, Kicliardson 4 Co., of Bur lington, Vl, to prepare it for sale in liquid form as well as in dry form. It saves all the labor of preparing, and as it is equally efficient It is preferred by many persons. Kidney-Wort always and everywhere proves itself a perfect remedy. Whether or not fishes have intervals of sleep, like the land animals with which we are familiar, bas but just been dedlded. The curious behavior of a dozen carp in tbe Berlin aquarium attracted attention. and investigation showed that the fish when in certain positions, in which they would remaic for hour?, were in reality asleep. Some of them slept so soundly that only repeated blows or shaking would awaken them. Certain Knowledge. We know whereof we affirm when we say that vVarner s Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has performed more wonderful cures than any medicine ever brought before the American public GeotttgUt estimate the ccal beds of ureat Britain to bave an area of about 12, 000 square miles; and those of Belgium to have area of 518: those of .Spain, 4,000; those of France are estimated at 2,000. Tbe coal-bearing area of the United States is nearly 208,000 square miles, with, perhaps. 120,000 square miles of workable beds of coal. Indulgent parents who allow their chil dren to eat heartily of high-seasoned food, rich pies, cake, &s., will havo to use flop Bitters to prevent indigestion, sleepless nights, sickness, pain, and, perhaps, death. 2io family is safe without them in he bouse. Milk of human kindness: "But your honor." says the accused, "this is a case of suicide." Ilia honor "! Tbe ac cused '-lie always said be wanted to commit suicide, but that he badn t tbe courage. So, then, I helped him ! His honor "But why, afterwards did you take his watch?" The accused (with a shriii?) "Why, because he didn't need it any 'more I 'HJcldbs Medical Discovert" (Trade mark registered) is not only a sovereign remedy for consumption, but also for con sun.ptive mi;bt-sweats. bronchitis, coughs. spitting of blood, weak lungs, shortness of breath, and kindred an. etious of the throat and chest, By druggists. A CriAEMise sweetheart; "What shall I get you to remind you ot me when I am away ? ' asked a fashionable Austin young gentleman of his intended. Do you want to to get me something that will always make me think of you when I look at ill" "yes, darling. "Then buy me a moukey to play with. Unlike other cathartic. Dr. rVree's "Pellets" do no render the bowels costive alter operation, but. on the contrary, es tablish a permanently healthy action. Being entirelu vegetable no partial' ar care is required while using tuera. By druggist. Electricity is now employed iatbe rec tification of inferior alcohol. The elictn city generated by a Voltaic battery and a dynamo-electric machine i passed through the alcohol so as to disengage the super- nous rydroeen. By this means beet root alcohol, which is usually very poor, ran be made lo yield 80 per cent of spirits, equal to that obtained from the best malt. If you want to get rid of Dimples, boils. tetter, etc., use ''Lindsey s Blood Search er." Sold by druggists. A Puovkkb put to use: Customer You say that these fletirjs are life sixe t My dear sir, they seem very small." Art- iit "Perfectly correct, sir; you know life is short Tbe Happiest Discovery of the Are. Anakevi. an infallible core for PILES, a sei- eubtic combinatiou of poultice-, inatrument sod medietne, endorsed by physicians of all schools, discovered by Da. I hjibcb, a regular phrxi.ian, and nsed a'noreawfnliy in thousands of cases. Hafferera who have tried ever t;i 04 else in vain, will nnd in taut r lief and perma nent cure. It is regarded br me-Jieal men s the greatest of mod-rn nUarovervas. an 1 pro nouuoed infallible. -Atiakeal" sent by mar on receipt of Price tL'jO per box. 8am- la ruri. by P. NenataeJter Co.. Boa 3916 New York. Roacn Rata.' Ask 1-nwgiats for It. It clears out rata, mes. roaches bed-bturs, flies, Terrain, u eecta. loc mbssss. MvasiAit a Hit Dir. Mutant Lire Bnlld-nir, Tent u and Chestnut sweeia, breon hand a superb stock of extra One qnslli Dia monds, which Cher offer at as low priors aa stones 01 the Hrst qual 'J. pi reel alike la colot and shape, can bs sold for. Oa Thirty Days Trial. The Voltaic Us t Co.. liar-shall. M'chv, win end their Eleetro-Toltaie Belts and other Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to any penon afflicts, with Nervooa Dsbthty. Lost Vitality, asd kindred troubles, toarao tee ing complete restoration of vigor aad man- P. a No risk Ja bkonrrad, aa W days' trial allows. FACTS ABOUT UMBRELLAS. Antiquarians aay that the umbrella was in n?ed tStoljsAitbs flood snd n,he cwafrVtnihal5 bii'.J as "ii.',". Bftia ltta a tSn l tbe P cvSfol ESaeveer a Trndid urpo ioWolater: To ace your ujnbreUama rk TrlrZ. aa 4 Ia Sarwfallt t hw.f o wt ah uTbiSS eTrrilrd UveV awymsn, W m.? jeUimf nothing bat drlptrfso ct "e nu ..v- hii. When tue man oa-- uu L ,Ln the dripuinr. It indicsle. mamaje. lo 1 WL".. .. L EfK,-i-a ..iwlTYuiir arm aiirnlfiea Si? ,n eye 5 b b7ii by the man who rUlo rai To puVa cotton urn brella by Ihe sideof anice 1 . J-.i . ,h.i - Ti-l.anee Is no robbery. To carry an tunbr.Ila 1U.-4 hh enoturb to tear outinCTesand knock off men bst .iPn -Isms womsn" To so without sn uniWlls In arain-iorS Nbo I im aureof matUm snd will have to u-e ST. Ji ob Oil to IS wL" To kp a line umbrella .r your omn Sin.1 a bottle of St. Jacob Oil alway.tr, ithe hou?e. in case of rheums tm or accident, would aiguiiy mat you are mu i't" I - , .:. . tn thAMlitnrnJ The roliowma-niniiu""!"-"- --' , the .Mta. .Mal k "."SSS kmd invitation lo'vbit you in your new qiwHrr, v.v k.t. ,i.i. hi not mv old enemy. WIU PKW.urr.u-n..j - - - .....nlv Mr KneumaUMu. wjuhitv ' : - lie arnveo la. r . ... . - 1 send up his card, ruhcd in aad irraswrd me! l.y the hand witn ain-n aanp u. - - U hand snd wrirf T2 painiui mat 1 Kuan u "tir JTarl teams had ran over me. Mr. Rheumausm has been a constant riitor of mine xiverai vaara : he alwavs welL ant put on a rreat many Jura, matin hfmself at home ." stance ana ieaniB i-" " " , . . La.1t winter he came and stayed two montn.. 1 men decided that the nest time he came 1 would cbamre his diet. 1 was f. "h' to leed nim aim, om i.u..j -him three uare meals a ilay of r-T. Jacobs oil mornm. noon .ill ruateo wun. ami is i.i.' "r - " "" leave by to-morrow or neit day: says he cannot suipany lonirer, sj, u, i,w..-s - -- - where He is a treacherous fellow, and be in tends vfatlUnT some of our Salem Wenibi : if he dues. Just Kive nim uie sauw irc . ho aon I atop Umg. J-. Leva vol a. CI LICU L rlRKHiS. LTSH. MASS LYDIA E. PINKKAW.! 7SGSTASLB C0517CUSTB. dnwawafaawaawawaawawawaawa IWsll tWa lltsrftil Cwbrflskibt. tlfssi Wfkmrm mm sjisjBis))si tmmmrwmmttmmml pmmmlmHm ft w-Jl ar dbTrtireiT tho votst (arm ot fVaair raV ppsifTW. mil OTaai-tmJi tTOOhaCa, billsUnixAtka and t'trtntk klom r-Jltoc od P-fTjsViinent, arvd tho rtnmp ;Tit nt Bvinml WMkikMS mod it ptvnicalkar.r 4vi' ptd to ta CtssUie of Lif . t win ilfcasjiiTwe mrA expel tumor mm th sterM In an fu-ty Uc of aVrHopaiirX Tlv mm4utrytocui wrww aaora thefla chrkm& wr.pf?Uy by lt . It ltwatyrem tu'ntowa, Hmnitvrj, OemtrvynrnXl ermt 1 foTswtiRmAanta, ud irlkrawftlBrJi of Uk t4onjvth. tt enr Bloatlns. HcdasHiea, 2Ccrroo Tnmtrmx Qmnrrmt Prtiillt, fi imiih, Utynwrnlvn aad Iiril- That feellsa- ot baarhur Sows, caaaan- pain,wr!Kbt aad harkarhy. k) al-'aya perBaaentlr eared br tu. aa. It wAl a all timea and nmlcr all eircaawtaacaa act la hamaray with tba taws that rovera the f rawue ayaurs. Per ths earaxat Efctary Complatota of either sex ti LTPIA E. IIMKHAw-S TXCCTABLC (SI PwiTNavai prepried at C3 and tli Waatara ATanaa, aVrna,aaaa, Prtor $L aii hottleefur $s. SantbynaUl la tba form ot piLa, ataa laths form of laana-ea, oa aeoetpt of pries. $1 par box foraHLer. ara. Ptakhaat fmlj am i i ill I1II1 ll i f IniiiirT Seed for pns;i aat aktraai as snowr. Jlrafios (Au fryer. KofanBUy shoala br wirjoo LTD1A E. PINKUAJ V I UVEK FILLS. Iu, 7 euro eoasnpariae. brllraiaaa aad torphntr af llitm. at casta par box. Oa-MnM k-a- all Trrwarwtara. R. E. SELLER 3 & CO. pirrsf3U!?T,:i. 04. lnamUillliai;lK.K an " 1 s SHIM THE CREAT BUBLIXGTOX ROUTE. aw No other line runs Three Throun-b Paa- engrr Trains Dnily between Chicsfro, Des Moines, Council DliiO, Omaha. Lincoln. St. losepo, Atcmsnn. Topcks arxi ivansss t-ity. Direct connections for all points in Kanns. Nebraska. Colorado. Wvrrminz. Montana. Ne vs.ln. New Mexico. Arizona, Idaho, Oregon anc California. 1 he Shortest, Speediest snd Most Comforts bk Route viallannitnil to Fort Scntt. Lci.;-ton I Hi I las. Houston. Austin. San Antonio, tialvea- m snu ail points in lexas. ' The urn-mialed Induorni-nts offered brthti Line to Travelers snd Tourists, are as follows The celebrated Pullman (Ifl-whoel) Fslact Slcepinir Cars, run only on this Line. C. n. 1 Q. Pslsce LH-swins-Rooni Can. with Horton'i itet-lliiins ( hairs. No extra chanre for Scat :n it'-clinina; Chairs. Tbe fao-ons C-RkO palnce Dimne Cars. Gorsreous Smoklnr Cin fitted with Elegant Hurn-Backed Katl.-m Hp ."Ivina- i hairs for tbe exclusive use of Hrst la.s paaaengrs. Sled Track and Suoerior Enulnment. com bined with their Great Thronrh Car Arrange ment, makes this, above numbers, the favorite Kimte to the aouta, south-west, and the Far West. Try It, and von rill And travelimr a luxun lnMes.1 of a discomfort. Throurh Tickets via this Celebrated Lin for asle at all offices in the United States an Canada. All information ahout Rates of Fare. Slaor ins- Car Accommodations, Time Tables, Ac. will be cheerfully riven, snd will send Irut iny sddress sn elegant Counts' ilap of L nitei states, in coiora, by apply ins to PKBCIVAL LOWELL. Gen. Pass. A rent, Cklcaro T. i. PUTTXB. General Maoaaer, Clucagu. GESTS WASTED. -Tbe American Coffw Co. de- ofha a Htabw and Canada. .lf., i.tZ. iTZjijT. ' ? Oround (iffea direct to the emwumers at wholesale prima. Apply to A K. MrUurrar. Oeneral AlanaAir .C'jiA? CrSZS fr TTT15 P?.nVT.V. fc jCBEAT WuSrtrtM 5c-w CUM WCRf'? ' P 1 i 1 11 3- jTulaltkl 4 w S aw'' PCT0UkCTalJ)Sonr9Et. . laaV " 4 "IT " natarrw. aaaaaUlM. Bilaia. a.ia. - w v.aar aaaaHwauaa. a. I tl tX.-V? W-) , IB- IT. VWW CURES. mWm jfj ) sai;t.iiiatn.aij.Mwinn.nit taw, iitrnw-n: hi i 1 HEALTH IS WEALTH, HEALTH fit BOOT is WEALTH ttf KM Rad way's sumimai uinn nnkM mttm aowad am, stress boo isA a sassr skis a ywa werua bars ywor nesa na, two wsavas swoad wrjww wanes, and roar ssnpGnlew fair, sae StaValwmya arsstpaurlt. lias HsstIti A israntU composed af lnfredJenta at xtra. TwUkary med Wpropwrtias esssBtul toPnfy, saws, reoslr and Inrlirwrate Uas brokss-dowa acj aras'ed DoajOCiC K. rLXASANT. SArc and raakiANi lj a.-i r u m w I trssfsnt and emre. Ho ssKtev by what name tae ooupiaiat may an) wSwlajaatsna, WBevnsr la nw wruiiua, tao suaiptloa, lyauiUa, Clcare, Sores, Tnraon,BouB. aawfnlaa, oBsRasiaS. disease of th LaasA aUdser. BUddar, Wsmb, 8la. Llvot. ipSm or Bowels, attoer ehroaio or cocstitu. ' Lb viraa ot the illsisii la In the BUXiD wotca swpwiiw tb waste, and builds aad re gain ths orfans aad watned tissues of the srstena. if the Meed W an lias It by. to process af rwpair ssast be tfnsxrood. TatsTatoiwaMarUliasi ates)w4wswt aot only at a oootpeaaaUa? remedy, bat secures the nar maaUoss aouoa of each ot the org-ana, It estab. HskTT tUMCbewt th enUrs syatera rancuouai bsi aienr. and sappues tbe b.ood-eHwels with a dots soa bsaUi hyearrent of new ure. The skis Arier a few days as at tow sarrsaparlUun, u. soaaes clear aad beautifaL PlmtKsa. Klot- h- v BlacA ripots snd 3kla Xrapt'oos are lemoved; bersa and Ulcers sooa cured. Parsons autli-rli.i trom warotala, fa-spa ts Diseases ot th Byea. Moatb, AVara. Len, Threat and Glands, that bars aevrnmalateJ asd antvad, either from au cored iHiosmn or mercury, er from tb as c (orroslve subUmata, may rely apoa a cure a tb aarsaDsrilllan la oonUnssd a safflctaaL tUsw to maAs lis Impression oa the system. Oa bottle son buns mor of tbe active prncv pies at medietnes than any otter preparation Takes la Teairpoonrul ftjaea, walls 01 hers r ulr Ave e six tune aa anaesv asDsllai raw Bsttla MINUTE REMEDY. only ranolrea wslsiwtee not re to ra MajlVa) aala aawt SBt SjC-atO wJaasaSO. EADWATS Ready Relief, la tress one to twenty mlaatea, Brer rails to reUevo PAIN with on tborourh application; no mitt er bow violent or exeru. luting 1 he pais th Kbeumatlc, Bed-nddea, Infirm. Crippk-d Kervoua, Hwiralalc or prostrated wltb di-a-e maasoffar, RABWAra KKADlf KKLlhK IU aHurd instant cas. IsHaasasalanai aHTtha WMweya. IwHaisawaaw tlsas srta BlaSdrr. IwdataaaawAiM eitk Bsiiawsa, rowsjewtlM ef lb i-wata. fcaM-s Tarsal. nttOcwla ttrathlos;. r-l.ilii, Ike Heatrt. Hysterarsw Oaiaiia. Uiwla stasnrisv S'sUaurrb). Iwnsiesuua. MewalaBiax TsaMhaveklw, Irsralfia. Rheawaasiaaa CaM Ckitlaa. Aaa hi 11a, 01la.la.lm.. M rrwaS Hilaw. HralM aiwaawr awa wimlaiSa. Srnsaairav lee s I eassi eaa. fswaa CaMa, Svrslss, Palsa Iw. tke ea wa Uaabai aura lammi re ateva Fever and Ague. nvZS and AOTJB cured for 5 cents. Thers Is Dwt a remedial agent In this world that "ill core fever and Ague, and other Malartoa.-t, Blit-oa-S scarlet. Tvt.,oi,1. Yellow and other fevers (ajael by Kadway's PUIS) so quickly aa kua wavs Rxabv Kauar. It will in a few moments, wben taken aor-nrd. toy to directions, cart) Cramps, spasms, Hour m ruacb, Heartiiurn, sick iicadaobe, InarrhuM. iK:utery. code, wind In th bowels, aud all tBlernal Paln-k Travelers shoal 1 always carry a bottle of Kad way's Re-vly HeUet w:ta them. A few drops la wa er will prevent slckorss or pains trom Chang of war r. It m better thaa Prenck brandy or bitters as a stimulant. Minora aad Lombermi n ahoald always b praTtded with IU CAUTION. All remedial agents capable ot destmyin lit) by aa overdose should be avoided. Morphine, optim, strychnine, arnica, hyoev-tainus, aud other powerful remedies, doM at certain lime. In very smsll doa, relieve tbe patient dunnf thelr action In the system. Bat r-rua;s 1 be second dVe, It repeated, may airvrava'e a d m eraas the snfferlng, and ana ber dole rau-s dcth. Tnere no nccmaity for osl-.irili.-w anc rtaln agents wh- n a positive ri mt-dy iis Kailway 1 fiV-ady Rel et a 111 str.p the most ex. cradatlng pain quicker, without eDtaillng the least dllSouity la either Infant or adult. THE TRUE RELIEF. Eabwavw Kxtov RxuaV el ths only remedial agant la vogue that will instantly stop pain. Fiftj Cental Per Bottle. KADWAY'S Regulating Pills. Terrect rnrgvives, 3-ct!ili if .wri enU, Act Witiiooi, fain, Alway Rcliabia, and Natural in their Opratioi. A VEGETABLE STBSTITTTS FOR CAUyU Perfe tly ta-,teU-ss, elegantly ooatcd with sweet train, parga, reg-ulaU!, purify, cleanse and Btrengthn. RidvitI Pills, for 'ho cn- of all Dtorders of the S omach. UT, Bowels. Kidneys. Bladder. Nervous DiieAsea, H--ad.iche, t'onsiipitlon. t'os t reneas, Ind gestlon, Ispepiia, BlUoa-tness. Fever, InO tmailon of the Bowels, Plies, ami all derarigt-rnvnrs or the internal Viio-ra. War ranted to etr--t a pen ect cure. Purely vege table, containing ao mercury, minerals or dele-terl-Mis driscs. tTT-obaeiv tho hltowtntraymptoms roanlrlng fr. m Diseases of the 1I-e-tlve onraas: CodsU pallon. Inward Plies, Fullness of the Bio d lu the Head, Acidity of tne S' omach, Nusea. Heartburn, 1 1 gust of Food. K ilmesa or Weight In the r-tomncd, Snnr Krv tL.na, Sinking ot Flatienng at tb Uer', (.'a--king erSulTerinii Sensations when In a lym posture, Dtmnn-i-, ot TLsn, Dots or Web Ketore the sight. Fever and bull Pain tn the Head, Deficiency of Per spiration, Yeilowne-s of the Skin and Krv. Pain In the rfcde. the t, !mbs, and Saddea Flushes of Beat. Burning la tue Flrsh. A few dot or Ripwat s Pills will fres ths svatent from ail the above-named Disorders. Price, 25 Cents Per Box. We repeat that the reader must consult our books and papers on the s-ibjevl of dls ases aaJ their cure, ctoong mu ch may bs naated : "False and Trwe. "Itadaraa-oa 1 rr-tabla Crstbra," "Uaslway Seroiula," and others relating; to different classes or 111- I0LD BT DSCOGISTS. READ ' FALSE AXD TRUE." Send a loners' amp to ItDWtT at t warrrs. '. t linrew 1 bt,. Kent Tsrk. tw-la.ormstloa worth tiwinaadswlll bs sen wyuu. BEAUTIES OF SACRED SOXG. Th: .i !ei'.il new olictiorfof the best Sscre.1 Son::-, of Hie ,1ut. w:l' i.e tuia.1 valitaiAe aUlitiou to tMir ul.rarie, sirf m lull of jretu-4. AmtHiiC l.'ie aitih a we iah-e ihe names of Uoo ithL, r,'uiiv;iu, Miriaia, AiH, Tuouiaa, Muiart aud Piu-ull, au.1 there are lilole than 30 ,Hhera of good reixiie. tiiam-.i'a -tirveu ill tar away Paure's X-.1IIB Braocnes;" :i.l AWl - A',ve the tr-t, Ix.lxaie Hie hiirh c)iara:ter of the outuutMilioua, whivk are is in u'luioer. F.ice S2.00 Boards; $3-50 Cloth. THE BANNER OF VICTORY. This mantrinv tills belonn to a aaw snva BUOK for SL.NDAY SCHOOLS, Just out It Is by Abbey Munirer, who mail a daiued an. res in their hut book," Whits Kosn, and who at iftin new compilation, furnish a number of the a eeleM melotiieM ever placed m a ooilectaua of lh aiu.-. iw, aiKe. ao'i aooot bs many songs, many j them s.lnpie.1 the Prayer Mealing, as well a in the bunai school. Prue a ccula. Oliver D.tson & Co., Boston. J. . IITAOX A CO. lasCkistast Bt, Palla. 207w T'"".'",'r'b,i ''- Rty'es With Hams, k Wi-uat4,aid. Oto. LkitD a Co, Naiamu, jiTV. f OVF. arH.H?If MARKIAOK.-Jt-V V J J Wonderful secreta, ravelauuna and dimTrr-a for married or ainuia. nmnn. hMju, wnaltb and hacpina. to aa Thla ban.iaurnebuuko? UsbiiHl Co, Newark, JT'J. ' " " rar, Agaatl to Sail ta SuadarS A?rlealtara: Uudt 1 wa. i-arming tor pro i e A-w1tfak r . I a aw a , i rv nwsiwa T A JBITltC Wrm ir Ksllst ta MlaKcaayful hnuU. TELLS Hfll Tn aa 7. si; Care tot Lit Waka Money I U ' Arm i rvrs. aatma v strvj I or a.ltvnutl. trw fri.s l th d. C At L JULA K Jk i.-.V!:".?. ZTZ W Ctsuvttfeev mateal. I Mi laarsa Hoaaalra; tb BSI lWi
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